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Hello. My name's Nadia.

I'm 27. Uh, I like music.
All sorts of music.

Um, sport,
dancing, walking.

I'm 5'9",
dark hair, blue eyes.

I like to think of meself

as independent, honest,
self-aware.

And I'd like to meet someone
looking for friendship...

or, well, yeah, um,
and possible romance.

I thought you'd gone.

I was a bit nervous...
coming to meet you.

Yeah, yeah, it's--
I think it's really hard.

Yeah, it's just in the past,

things haven't gone
quite so well, so--

So, you've done this
a lot, then?

Not a lot, no.

Listen. Sorry.

I should have
said this earlier,

and I hope you're not

offended, but I think
you look great.

Oh, thank you.
Really.

Did you pick the blue
'cause of your eyes?

What?

Did you pick the blue
'cause of your eyes?

No, just 'cause
it was cheap, really.

Oh, really?

What's in this?

Okay, you've got,
um, orange.

It's mainly orange juice,

and the red color
is from the grenadine,

and then
it's got, you know,

the little thing in it.

What?
The kick.

The little thing with,
you know, for the kick.

What's that?

It's a secret.
Secret ingredient.

What do you think
it's gonna be, Molly?

Oh, I dunno.

Don't care really.
I just want it out.

Jack's keeping his fingers
crossed for a boy.

Aren't you, Jack?

I've got all this stuff

for you from Mandy
at work.

Oh, fantastic.

I'm sure you'll like
some of it, Molly.

Sweet. Jack, look. Look,
darling. Oh, it's lovely.

What is it?

It's like a little
Chinese thing. It's bright red.

It's gorgeous.

Yeah. Bed. Jack,
in your bloody bed now.

Why?

You've got school in
the morning. God's sake.

He's been a right pain
in the bum tonight.
Has he?

Yeah.

Good night. Till morning.
- He's at that age.

Yeah?
I got new cabinets in.

Did you?
Yeah, they look
really good.

What color?

They're in--
They're in wood.

Shiny wood, is it?

Sort of.
It's like a pine.

I gotta go, love.

Yeah, absolutely.
Just, um--

I'll see you
tomorrow about 2:00?
Lots of love. See you tomorrow.

- Bye.
- Lots of love.

Hi.
Hello.

How are we doing?

- Good. Yeah.
- Yeah?

Is Debbie all right?

Yeah, same.

Pigs of a Feather?

Hey, hey.
Oh. Oh!

"A nightmare
in black-and-white.

"Film is a surreal mixture

of horror, fantasy
and black comedy.

Repulsive imagery."
Great.

It sounds disgusting.

It's not for the baby.
It's for me.

Have we heard
anything yet?

Yeah.
Talks all the time.

Feel him moving today.

It's gonna be amazing.
It's gonna be amazing.

Do you gamble
a lot, then?

No, of course not.

Do you do the lottery?

Uh, well--

Ah, you do,
don't you?

Ah, see.
A little bit, yeah.

Ah, there you go.
Same thing, isn't it?

I suppose so.

So, what do you do
at the weekends?

Oh, well, sometime--
Quite often I've gotta work.

Right.

I think I'd better go
to the toilet again.

Again?
Yeah, you know.

Okay.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

Excuse me.

Hello, Nadia.
My name's Theodore.

I thought your message
was very nice.

You've got a lovely voice.

I'm 33 and 6'
on the nose.

And I'm a professional.
I'm a doctor.

More specifically,

I'm a neuro-psychiatrist,
and I find it fascinating.

Hello, Nadia.
This is Dan.

I live in Brixton
and I'm--

My name's Tim.
Hello, I'm George.
I live in North London.

I like reading,
keeping fit, travel--

Um, a bit about myself.
Um, my name's Pat.

I'm Australian,
and I'm 26.

I'm looking for someone

who'll, uh, put the buzz
back into my bumblebee life.

Hello, love.
Dad, I--

What, have you
been buzzing?

Yeah, it was me.

Your boiler. I thought

we arranged for me
to come take a look.

Did we?
What, today?

That's right.

It's just that
I'm off to work.

How is everything?
Fine, yeah. Great.

And you?
Oh, I'm fine, fine.

Yeah?

You know,
keeping busy.

Can I give you
a lift?

Oh, no.

It's all right.
I'll get the tube.

It's quicker.
Yeah?

I love you, okay?

Bye, love.

Penny for the guy.

Penny for the guy?

Penny for the guy?

All right.
Penny for the guy?

Penny for the guy?
Penny for the guy?

Here you go, darling.
Thanks.

Careful.

Oh, thanks.

Shit.
What?

I'm late. Shit.

Are you okay?
Yeah.

How are you feelin'?
Great.

Yeah?

Drink your tea.
I'm late, Moll.

Eddie!

Phone me.
Yeah.

You've gotta remember

this is a decision
you'll be making once,

maybe twice in
your life, so it's quite

an important decision.

We don't want

to rush you
into anything.

The surface you want is
quite important, and, uh--

What's she called?
Megan. Megan. Hey.

Have you got kids
yourself?

Um, no, not yet, no.
Um, imminent, though.

Take this with you.
That's basically this.

If you look at
the printout.

We can print out

one of these for you
as well.

I mean--
Oh, right.

Do you wanna come
to Caesar's next week?

To Caesar's?
Yeah, next week.

Thursday night.
It's ladies' night.

No.

Thursday night.

It's only three quid,
Nadia.

I don't wanna go.

Why not?
It's quite good fun.

I don't wanna go.

You might get a shag
at the end of the night.

What? I can't hear you.

I'm going to Top Shop.

I wanna get

a white lace top
for tonight.

You're gonna get a what?
A lacey one?

Yeah, a white lacey one.

Really tight.
Size six.

Show-off.

No, I'm not.

Oh, God.

Excuse me.

Hello?
Hello.
Is that Nadia?

Yeah. Who's this?
Hi. This is Tim.

You left a message
on my machine.

Oh, right, yeah.

The Lonely Hearts thing.
Thought I could meet with you.

I could meet you
at 1:00, yeah?

Excuse me.

Can I get my bill, please?

Listen, can I--
I'll see you then.

I'll see you then.
Got to get back to work.

That'll be great.

Shall we say
around 1:00?

Yeah, 1:00, then.
All right.

Bye.

What are you
smiling about, then?

Nothing. It's none
of your business.

Molly's a bit miffed
you haven't phoned her.

Been busy, haven't I?
What you been doing, then?

What?

Flamenco classes.
What?

Sounds like fun.
Yeah, it is.

You should try it.
Thank you very much.

She's probably in labor
right now, as we speak.

If she has it today,

it'll have the same
birthday as Darren.

You haven't heard from him,
have you, Nadia?

No. You?
No, of course not.

Don't forget you'll babysit
tonight, right?

All right, then.

See you later, darling.
Yeah, bye.

Yeah, take it easy.

♪ Happy birthday
to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday
dear Darren ♪

Hey.
Good morning.

Morning.

Yeah, a reservation

under the name of Sykes
for two nights.

- Two nights.
- Thanks.

"M and M."
What does that mean?

Mr. and Mrs.?
Mr. and Mrs.

Is it Mr. and Mrs.?

Yeah.
Yeah, that's fine.

Ow!
Don't crush me!

Ow!

- Fucking bastard!
- Aah!

It's in my eye.
You got it in my eye.

It's in my eye.
It's in my eye.

It's in my eye.

I'm blinded by champagne.

I'm blinded. Mmm.

I can't even
open my eyes.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.
Thank you.

I'm having
a very happy birthday.

Yeah?
Yeah.

Hi, Mum.
Come in.

Hi.

It's got cold,
hasn't it?

Yeah.

Are you ready to see
my new kitchen?

I am.

- Ta-da!
- Oh.

Is it amazing?

Yeah.

I love it.
I'm so happy.

Very fancy.

It's just like
in the ads, isn't it?

Ooh.
It's not finished.

There's still a bit of--
Yeah. Mmm.

Yeah, it's very nice.

Yeah.

You want
a cup of coffee?

Yeah, please.

If it's not
too much trouble.

How's Dad?

Oh, same as ever.

Sits around the house
all day long moping.

Hello? Hiya.
Hello. Hiya.

How are you?

All right.
How are you?

Mum, it's Eddie.
Oh.

Who's that?

Mum.
She just got here.

Your mum?

Just gonna have
a cup of coffee.

Right.

Listen, I was thinking,

um, how about Alice
for a girl?

Alice?

Yeah, yeah, like, um,
Alice in Wonderland?

I like Sadie.
Like in "Sexy Sadie."

Sadie? Right.
Yeah.

Where are you?
You sound funny.

Um,

Look.
Molly, uh,

What?
I've gotta go.

All right.

I'll speak to you
later, okay?

Yeah, all right.
Bye.

Right. Bye.

Fuck.

- Nadia?
- Yeah.

How you doing? Tim.

- Yeah.
- You wanna go in?

I'm-- I'm sorry.
I've never done this before.

What kind of photographer
are you?

Nude portraits.

Really?
No.

No. Take a guess.

Thought you were serious.
Yeah.

Um, God, I dunno.
Um--

Sports photographer?
No.

Uh.
I dunno.

I'm-- I'm

an advertising
photographer.

We do fruit, cheese and,
you know, yogurts and stuff.

Oh.

It's highly exciting.
Yeah.

Have you done
much of this, then?

Um, yeah, I mean,

one day, I got this--
this, um,

this girl ringing me up telling
me she was a rock star.

No.

Yeah, and she was,
like, real stoned.

She was, like,
"Hi, I'm with this band."

She started telling me

about her life
as a rock star...

and how interesting
it is and, you know,

if I wanted to be

with her, I'd have
to kind of make...

compensation 'cause

she'd be on tour a lot,
you know.

Were-- Were you
really adopted?

Yeah.

Oh, 'cause I-I used to pretend
I was an orphan.

I'd, you know,

pretend our house
was the orphanage,

and, um, my sisters
and my little brother,

they were orphans
from other families.

I really wanted
to believe it, yeah.

Yeah, I know,
it's strange.

Yeah.

Yeah. Cheers.
Cheers.

I'll see you tomorrow?
Yeah, all right.

Okay, bye. See you.

Bye, then.
Yeah.

Here for a copy
of theBig Issue.

Here for a copy
of theBig Issue.

Big Issue.

Here for a copy
of theBig Issue.

Hello, Eileen.
Hello.

You're looking smart.

Where have you been?

Just to my daughter,
Molly.

Oh, God!

Cut it out, you lot.

I hate those
fucking things.

You all right?

Yeah.

Our front door
needs fixing.

I'm getting 'round
to it.

That's the Sony CD 1700.

Right. What are you
asking for this?

That's 199 plus VAT.
Plus VAT.

Which works out to 235.
Can I have a look?

See you tomorrow,
Harvey.

All right.
See you later, mate.

Strong cappuccino,
one and a half, take it away.

Hello. Can I help you?
Is it eat in?

Take away?

You give me the pound,

and I'll give you
the change.

Yeah? Yeah.

You give me a pound,

and I give you
40 pence change.

Salt beef and,
uh, cappuccino.

All right.

That's three pound, please.

Thank you.

All right, first of all,

don't get-- don't get
angry with me.

This is not
gonna look good.

This might not
look good at first.

And I know this is not
the best of time-- No.

We're both responsible
adults, right?

I care about this baby
we're having.

Yeah.

I care about this baby
we're having.

And I realize that

there are certain
financial advantages...

in having a job.

I'm aware of that.
I am aware of that.

Think of the drawbacks

of holding onto a job
that you hate.

Think of what
that could do to a man.

Think of what I could
and would become--

short-tempered father.

I turn to drink.

I blame you.

Eventually,
I even take a lover.

And then one day,
I just snap.

Finally, just snap.

I buy a gun.

I'll lock myself into the house
with you and the kids.

Police surround us,

begging me to be
reasonable, but--

No.
No, it's too late.

It's too late.

Another statistic.
A news item.

A news item
inThe News of the World.

Whoo!

Yea!

Things can be
even more tricky for a male...

if his mate is well armed.

The female tarantula
has fearsome poison fangs.

Aren't you gonna
do something?

What do you
want me to do?

Doesn't it bother you?

Of course it bothers you,

but you're too pathetic
to do anything about it.

Pathetic.

Only now dare he reach
forward with his palps.

What do you mean,
"pathetic"?

Who's pathetic?

You're the one
who's fucking pathetic!

Male spiders
are by no means
always so skillful.

These few legs are all that

remains of a male nephila spider
who failed.

But another male

is on the same web now
preparing to chance his luck.

And his task
is indeed formidable,

for his mate is gigantic--

six inches across

and several hundred times
his weight.

She's virtually blind, and she

relies on vibrations of her web
to tell her what's going on.

Hi.
You all right?

Can't sleep.

Why not?
What's wrong?

Dunno.
Just can't sleep.

Well, you shouldn't
be reading.

What is it?

A new game.

Gonna ask Dad to buy it
for my birthday.

What's this
girl's name again?

Lara Croft.
Do you like her, then?

She's all right.
Yeah?

Not very good,
are you?

No. Well, I've got
to practice, haven't I?

Get some rest.

What are you doing
tomorrow?

Going to the football match
with my dad.

That'll be nice.

You'll need all the rest
you can get, then.

Put your head down.

Give us a kiss, darling.

Night.

See you in the morning.

Yeah. Do you want
this world left on?

Yeah.

All right.
Sleep tight, darling.

Good night.
Night-night.

♪ You ♪

♪ Are my angel ♪

Oh.
What?

Iron?
There.

What are you doing?
You should get out more.

Franklyn, I wish
you'd get a girlfriend.

Thank you.

You know,
go out dancing.

What time is it?

It's nearly half 10:00.

Where have you been?

I had to work late.
I'm sorry.

I should have rang you.

Hey.
Hmm.

You asleep?
Mm-hmm.

You're fucking great!

Oh, no.

Don't put your shirt
on, darling, no.

You want more?

You're a bad girl,
you know that?

You've done this
before, darling.

I've done it.

I've done this
before, yeah.

I need a drink.
Do you want a drink?

Yeah. I dunno
where it is.

Are you gonna dance
for me now?

I'm a good dancer.

Yeah, of course,
you're a good dancer.

Dance.

♪ Don't leave ♪

Come and dance with me.

Come and dance with me, then.

You're fucking tickling me.

You're terrible.
Bad.

Do you like me hair?

Of course I like
your hair.

Yeah, I did that.

You're a hairdresser.
You should--

Hmm, a bit scruffy,
though, isn't it?

Why'd you
bring me here?

This is where I work.

I take it that's
where you work,

unless you broke in.

I mean, most people
have houses,

don't they?

They go to
what is a bed,

rather than some--

I've got a big bed.

Have you got a big bed?

Why don't you show me
your big bed?

No. I've got
a little boy.

You've got
a little boy?

Yeah.

How old's
your little boy?

He's fucking little,
isn't he?

He's fucking little.
How little?

At primary school,
my little boy.

Yeah?
Mm.

How old are you?

Twenty-nine.
You're twenty-nine?

Gimme a cup of coffee.

You spill
your coffee on me,

you die. You die.

Listen to him.

It's been going on
like that all night.

I haven't had any sleep.

I didn't hear anything.

That's 'cause
you don't wanna hear.

It's been howling and barking
the whole fucking night.

I haven't had any sleep.

If Molly phones,
you're to tell me--

I know. Don't worry.
You'll be the first to know.

I'll leave

the shopping list
on the table.

Hello.
Sorry I can't answer
the phone at the moment,

but if you'd like

to leave a message
for Nadia,

please speak
after the beep.

Thank you.

Dad.

Here. Hold them,
would you?

I like your hair.

Who does your hair?
Your mum?

Yeah.

It's lovely, isn't it?
Yeah.

Mom, Dad's here.
Yeah.

Hi, honey.

Got your
clean pants, Jack?

Yeah.
Hurry up, then.

All right, Deb?
Yeah.

Busy, busy.
As usual.

What are you
after, then?

That's not nice, is it?
I'm not after nothing.

Come on, Dad.

Don't forget
your antibiotics, Jack.

Make sure he takes them.
He's got a cold.

Yeah, antibiotics.

Just a gift.
You know what I mean?

I don't want them.
They're horrible.

They're really nice.
I like pink flowers.

Do you?
Yeah.

What is it?
Lend us some money.

No.

Go on.
Just a few bob.

Fuck off, Dan.
I can't afford it.

Just till Monday?

Bloody hell.

Don't bring him back
later than 6:00, all right?

Yeah.

We're going to
the bonfire. Remember?

Remember that.

Give us a kiss
good-bye, then.

Good-bye, then.
Fuck off.

It's from me.

Look after him, Dan.
Yeah. Bye.

Whatever you say,
darling.

Bye.
See you later.

Bloody mess.

♪ Oh, we're going to
the march ♪

♪ We're gonna have
a good time ♪

Remember that woman

sat next to us
at the Wolves game?

Yeah.

Come on, Palace!

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
she was great, eh?

Down the wing.

Close 'em down, Palace.

Hello, darling.
Hiya.

All right, Molly?
Hi, Jackie.

Come for-- You're cold.

Yeah,
it's really cold.

Is that nice?

I'm smudging
all your makeup, Molly.

What?

I'm smudging your makeup.
Oh, that's all right.

Eddie won't be able

to resist you tonight, darling.

I might want him
to resist me.

Why?

Oh, I don't feel sexy
at all.

Just feel fat
and ugly.

When's the last time
you had sex, then?

Dunno.
Couple of months.

Couple of months?
For God's sake, Molly.

Darling, I'm pregnant.

Did you feel sexy
when you were pregnant?

Yeah, really sexy.

Did you?

I loved it.
I loved having big tits.

Did you do it
right up till the end?

Yeah.

Felt really gorgeous
all the time.

Did you have weird dreams
when you were pregnant?

No.

I've been having
the weirdest dreams,

like nightmares almost.

Nightmares?

Yeah, I had this really
weird one last night.

I was-- Well, I dreamt
that I was at home,

and I went into labor.

And so, we're gonna go
to the hospital,

but we didn't actually
go to the hospital,

we went to a theater.

Do you mean a stage?

Yeah, like where they
do plays and things.

Yeah.

I thought it was a bit
weird but all right.

And we went in

onto the stage and there
was a bed on the stage,

and the midwife
was there and everything.

Eddie was on the bed,
was he?

Eddie-- I dunno.

I can't remember
if he was there then.

Was he naked?
Shut up.

But I looked out
into the audience,

and it was all my kids

out there from my class
from last year, yeah.

It was--
It was weird, but--

Anyway, and then
I gave birth to a fish,

right on the stage.

Eh?

I know.
Isn't that weird?

Everybody in the dream
thought it was really strange.

It's fucking weird,
Molly.

But I still loved it.

Jackie?
What's that, mate?

Molly said she had sex
with a fish last night.

That is not
what I said.

Jackie, Jackie,
that's not what I said.

She's lying.

No, I had a dream

that I gave birth
to a fish.

Well, that ain't normal,
is it?

I know, it's weird.

It's not normal at all.
It's fucking weird.

It's gotta mean something,
though, isn't it?

Yeah.

It means
she's a horny bugger.

Shut up.

Talked to Nadia lately?

Yeah. She was asking
about you. Yeah.

Was she?

I think
she's jealous of me.

Jealous of what, Molly?

I dunno, the baby.

Not everyone
wants to have kids.

I know that, but I mean
I think she--

Sit still.
I'm not moving.

Seven and eight,
seventy-eight.

Nine-0.
Blind ninety.

Five and seven.
Fifty-seven.

Eight and four.
Eighty-four.

Five-0.
Blind fifty.

Four-0.
Blind forty.

Bingo!

On 40,
up at the back there.

All right, let's go straight

to our next entrée on
Night of Nights Cash.

Full house.

The next number is eight-0.
Blind eighty.

Two and four.
Twenty-four.

Four and six.
Forty-six.

Eight and five.
Eighty-five.

Two and one.
Twenty-one.

One-0.
Number ten.

Three and one.
Thirty-one.

One and two.
Twelve.

Go on!

Play it.
Go on, Lombardo!

Come on, Palace!

There, you're lovely.
Stop touching it, Molly.

All right,
that's enough! God.

Oh, it's so pretty.
Do you like it, Jackie?

It looks
really nice, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah?

Do you like
the back, darling?

Yeah, it's different.
Do you like it, Kay?

Yeah,
it's really lovely.

Yeah.

Be easier to manage
for you, love.

Eddie will like it.

It's a bit tight.

I thought it was
gonna be a bigger--

No, it'll drop.
Will it?

Drop in a couple days.
Could I use your phone?

Yeah. I'll get that stuff
from Mandy for you.

Great.

Got some stuff
to show you, Jackie.

Oh, let's have a look.
Baby clothes.

Mandy brought it in
for Molly.

Some of it's all right.

Some of it's
a bit funny looking.

What do you think
of this one?

Sweet, isn't it?

Ultimate Kitchens.
Good afternoon.

Hi. Can I speak
to Eddie, please?

Eddie?

Eddie doesn't
work here anymore.

Can I put you through
to someone else?

What?

Can I put you through
to someone else?

Eddie's not here anymore.

There's a lovely little
pink thing in here as well.

That's all right.

No, he's no longer
working here,

but I can put you through

to somebody else
to help you.

I can't afford
to buy new all the time.

No, no, it's all right.
Thanks. Bye.

Bye.
It's a cow, stupid.

Oh, is it?

Yeah.
Something wrong, Molly?

No.
No, it's all right.

Should get a taxi, though.

No, it's all right.

Don't wanna spoil
your hairstyle.

Put your scarf on.
Keep warm.

It's lovely.
Eddie will love it.

Yeah.

Don't forget
your stuff now.

Take care, Jackie.
And you, love.

Thank you.

See you later.
Good night.

Give us a call.
Bye, darling.

Bye.

I don't think
she likes it, Jackie.

Oh, it's all right.

No, her face
is tripping her.

She ain't been herself,
though, has she?

Well, she's a miserable cow
sometimes.

She ain't.

She is. You don't
know her like me.

Hey, you look like
that man from the--

Why you stare?

You look like the man
from the job center.

You better run, 'cause
I'm strong like a lion!

Hi, Donna.
Oh, hello.

Um,

I've locked myself out,
and Eileen's not back home yet,

so I'm stuck rather.

Well, do you wanna
come in?

Yes, please.

Come on, lads!

Where's my burger?
They ran out.

Eh? What?

We'll get off now, eh?

Can't we stay
till the end?

Thank you.
Come on.

Come on, kids, upstairs.

Well, here's to you.

Mmm. Touch more
rum, I think.

Mmm.

Tastes all right to me.

You are just fucking
kidding me, you.

Who the fucking hell

do you think you are, knobhead?

What's your fucking
problem, son?

I'm sorry, mate.

Fucking-- What?

You cheeky fucking hippy.
I--

Fucking let you out,
haven't I? Move it!

You fucking nugget!

Well, go on, then.
Edge out. Edge out, lad.

Why can't you support someone
useful, like, um, Arsenal?

Well, you support
Crystal Palace as well.

Or Tottenham.

I only support Palace
'cause you do, son.

I never did as a kid, did I?

Can we get
a McDonald's?

We'll get you
something to eat,

don't worry about it.

If we pass a McDonald's,
I'll get you a McDonald's.

All right.

And if we don't,

I'll get you
something else.

Like?

Like something else.

Like a pizza or a burger
or something.

I dunno. Whatever.
Whatever we see.

Amazingly straightforward
for the team in second place.

Watford never looked
like recovering

from an early charge...

in which Stuart McCall
scored from 25 yards.

And it was only
after Lee Mills--

So, what do you want?
Burger and chips.

Burger and chips.
Coming in?

No.

Come on, Jack.
Cheer up, eh?

Yes, please.

Bye, Agnes.
Bye.

See you, Ruby.

See you tomorrow.
Bye.

Yeah, see you tomorrow.
Yeah.

♪ Tell me why ♪

♪ Why would you
waste your time ♪

♪ Coming around here ♪

♪ After you let me down ♪
Go on.

Who, me?
What, dancing?

Yes.

Listen,
I'm no dancer.

♪ Why would you
go out that way ♪

♪ Leaving all of your ♪

♪ Love letters
on the wall ♪

♪ Leaving
was all your call ♪

Come on.

♪ Well
Loving was through ♪

♪ You just had to ♪

♪ Write love letters
on the wall ♪

♪ Why are you here tonight
causing a scene ♪

♪ I got a brand new life
Someone loves me ♪

♪ Spreading your rumors
around ♪

♪ But all your lies
did not work out ♪

♪ Did not work out ♪

♪ However what goes around
comes around ♪

♪ And your turn will come ♪

♪ With all your love letters
on the wall ♪

♪ Yeah
Leaving was all your call ♪

♪ Yes, it was
Loving was through ♪

Oh, go, Bill, go.
♪ But you just had to ♪

♪ Love letters
on the wall ♪

Listen, Donna.
I should go, really.

I should, uh--
Eileen must be back by now,

so I should go.
Okay.

♪ You come back around ♪

♪ Back around ♪

Hey, Eileen. Oi!

I got locked out.

I was locked out.

I come back from the shop;
I couldn't get back in.

Didn't have the keys.
See?

Anyway,
here's your shopping.

Will you shut
that bloody dog up?

Yeah. Okay. Okay.

I know this is
bad timing, Molly.

I mean, it's never
gonna be a good time,

is it?

You know, you're
always going on about

what a great cook I am.

I know this may not seem

like the best time
to embark on a new career.

I mean, I know--
Shit.

Hey.

You look great.

Molly?

So how was work?

I was-- I was
going to tell you.

I didn't want you
to worry.

Mm.

Molly, come on.
I'm sorry.

I just didn't want to--

You know what
I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna, uh,

I'm gonna-- I'm gonna

get some shopping in, okay?

I'm gonna cook us
a great meal.

We're gonna talk.

And we can talk.

Moll?

You look--
You look great.

Thank you very much.

Hello, thank you
and welcome toWho's Sorry Now,

television's only grudge match
where we give two twosomes...

the opportunity
to air their grievances

and settle old scores.

Got you a video, Jack.

Thanks.
Have you seen it?

Yeah. It's funny.

Yeah?

I'm just gonna nip out
for a while.

All right.

Won't be long.
See you later.

Yeah. Bye.

At the end of each round,

our studio audience
will vote to decide...

who's right
and who's wrong.

And the loser will have

to take their chance
on our wheel of shame.

Ohh!

Oh, yes.

Hiya.

Is your name Nadia?
Oh, please.

Hi. I'm Dan.

You bastard,
you put on a voice.

No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.

No, it's the phone.
It's one of those--

It's not the bloody phone.
It's you.

It's an anon-- anomaly.

This is great.

What a night
we're gonna have.

I'm not gonna spend
the night with you.

Why not?

You know why not.
- How are ya?

I'm all right, actually.
I'm fine. How are you?

I'm all right.
What are you up to?

Well, you're
looking splendid.

I do, don't I?

Where'd you get that?
The ring?

No, no, the suit.
The suit?

Yeah.
The suit shop.

Suits "R" Us
I got it from.

How long have you
been in this game?

It's not a game.

You know,
the Lonely Hearts thing.

I haven't been doing it
very long at all.

I bet you've been
doing it for years.

First time.

As I said on the phone,
this is my first time.

I don't believe you.

You-- You never
trusted me, did you?

Anyway, what's this thing
about estate management?

Well, you know,

I used to have
an estate--

a Vauxhall estate.
Oh, stop it.

And you said
you had a BMW.

I have got a BMW.

No, you haven't. No.

I have got a BMW.
I have. I have.

What happened to, um,

um,

Lawrence?

You know
it wasn't Lawrence.

What was his name?
It was Ryan.

Ryan.
What happened to Ryan?

Mind your own business.

I'm only asking.

Jesus, it's not
an odd question to ask.

I haven't
seen you for ages.

What happened to him?

Why do you always try
and be funny?

It's better than trying

not to be funny,
isn't it?

Don't be putting your coat on.
That's not polite, is it?

I'm not staying.

Why? Why?

You know why.
This is ridiculous.

I can't have a drink
with you.

Why not?

We're just old friends
having a drink together.

We're not old friends.

Revise that statement.

Okay, I'm old,
and you're not.

Why are you leaving?

I've got somewhere else
to go now.

Somewhere else to go?
You meeting someone else?

You're double-dating me.

Ah, that's not nice,
is it?

Oh, don't leave.
Come on.

You're incredible.

It's only early.
Don't leave.

You really are incredible.

I couldn't believe it.
I'll tell Debbie.

You will not.

If you tell Debbie,
I'll wring your bloody neck.

Okay. At least

there'll be
physical contact.

Was there enough there
for you?

Yeah. It was really nice.

Did you like it?
Yeah. It was great.

It's the only thing I make, so--

Well, I'm glad you made it
for me. It was great.

Great. Phew.
Yeah.

Neighbors are quite noisy,
aren't they?

Do they do tap dancing
or something?

I can't stand you.

With lots
of-- It was a sort of nightclub
party for my sister's birthday.

Mm-hmm.
And we just got
chatting away, really.

I mean, I've known him

for years, but something
sort of happened, and--

Had you fancied him before--

When you've a chance,
pint here, please.

All right.

Elaine,
I know your name.

I bet you say that
to all the girls.

It drives me insane, Elaine.

Oh, can you
make me tame, Elaine?

What time are you finishing?

Not till after 1:00.

After 1:00?
I'll be here after 1:00.

Will ya? I'll have to
sit that side of the bar.

Yeah.

Five past 1:00 I'll be here.

♪ And then she sings to him
that old little love song ♪

♪ It's the song she learned ♪
Is that it, Dan?

Is that it, Dan?
Anything else?

Eh--

Where are you going
now?

Where are you taking me?

I don't know.
Somewhere nice.

Yeah. Wherever.

♪ Oh, let us go
to the banks of the ocean ♪

♪ On the boat
I used to be a man ♪

♪ Now, dear Margaret ♪

You know, you never told me
where you're from.
Dublin.

It beats London.

I'm not a fan of London
at all.

Do you think you'll
go back there to live?

Dublin?
Yeah.

Eh. Yeah, maybe.

I don't know.

I haven't
made up me mind, really.

I'm not great
at makin' plans, ya know?

Yeah.

I should go, really, 'cause
I'm working tomorrow.

Oh. Right.

Yeah. I should go.

That's it.

Will you be all right,

or do you want me
to call you a cab?

Um--

Um, well, I'll get a bus.

Okay.

Can I ring you, Tim?
Yeah. Sure.

Okay.

Skirt.

All right.
Take care.

Yeah.

Bye-bye.
I'll see ya, yeah?

Okay.

Would you
like a cigarette?

Sorry?

Here.
Have a cigarette.

Sorry.

You don't
want a cigarette?

Are you enjoying that
beer?

What?

You didn't even
open it. Here.

It's all right.
No, it's all right.

Oh, shit.

Fuck.

Hello?
Debbie? It's me.

Fuck's sake, Molly,
what is it?

Eddie's gone.
What do you mean?

Eddie. We had a fight.
He's not come home.

Oh, Molly--

All right, darling.
I don't know what to do.

Listen, Molly, listen.
I'm meetin' Nad at 12:00, caf.

Yeah?

You wanna come
for coffee, yeah?

Um, yeah.

Yeah. All right.
I gotta go, Molly.

Bye.
All right. Bye.

For fuck's sake.

Ohh. Poor darling.

Excuse me.

Hi. Hi.

Let's listen to the prophets
that God rises up,

as we are shown
through their messages...

our sins, our shortcomings.

And so we thank God

for not leaving us
in our slumber,

but awakening us,

awakening us to
our true condition.

And yet, the messages
of the prophets...

are not all doom and gloom.

♪ I wanna take you home ♪

- ♪ I wanna be with you ♪
- ♪ You might be my girlfriend ♪

Franklyn, aren't you
out of there yet?

Franklyn--
Get out!

♪ You might be my girlfriend ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

You can't get it.
Franklyn!

Do I come into your room? No.

What are you doing in mine?
Can you leave?

Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

What's wrong with you, huh?
Nothing.

You want to know what I think?

No, but you're
gonna tell me anyway.

I think it's wrong

for you to bottle up things
the way that you do.

Well, I wish
I could be just like you.

You are so secretive, Franklyn.

It's like having a stranger
living in my house.

- Total stranger.
- Okay. Fine.

Get out!

Can you leave those, plea--
Can you lea--

I don't wanna know the details
of your bloody laundry.

My head's spinning.
Is it?

Yeah.
You taking anything?

No.

It's disgusting,
that cigarette smoke.

Sorry, Molly.
Can't help it.

You sometimes smoke.
What are you talkin' about?

You're a party smoker.

Have you told her yet, Molly?
What?

Eddie's left her.
What?

Shut up.

Eddie's left her.
She doesn't care.

She does care.
She doesn't care.

Are you being serious?

She phoned me at 7:30
this morning to tell me.

Is this true?
Yeah, it's true.

What happened?

He quit his job. He didn't
tell me. He lied to me.

I came home.
I confronted him about it.

He fucked off.

Has he called yet?
No. He hasn't called.

Fuck's sake. What
are you laughing at?

What is so funny?
I'm sorry.

What is so funny?
It's funny to you, is it?

Molly--

Probably just fed up,
Molly.

Fed up with what?

I dunno.

Probably just worried
about the baby.

She always takes the man's side.
She always does.
No, no.

She's not-- She's not--

Don't try and defend her.
You don't know either.

Bloody hell.

You don't know
what it's like.

It's not fucking funny.

I know. I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.

Nadia?
- I feel sick.

Oh, Molly.
Fuck's sake.

Oh, Molly, don't cry.

Fuck's sake. What's wrong
with this bloody family?

What are you crying for,
Molly?

It's not that bad,
darlin'.

Do you want a tissue?

I don't know
if I've got one.

Look at your hair, Molly.
What a mess!

Oh, shit. Rain.

Debbie? I--
Yeah?

Eh? What is it?
What?

I feel really weird.

- I feel--
- Oh, my God.

You're having a baby,
darling. Hold on, right?

Oh, God.

It's all right. I'll go
get a taxi for you, right?

Shit.

Bloody hell.
Come on, taxi.

Shit.

Fucking hell. She's all right.

She's having a baby.
I just gotta get a taxi.

Get dressed, Darren. We gotta
get out of the room by 2:00.

This is the control room of VR1,

the world's first ride

combining head-mounted display
virtual reality--

Can I speak
to your dad for a minute?
Huh?

He's just gone down
to the fish and chip shop.

All right.

Listen. I'm at the hospital.
Molly's having a baby.

Oh, is she?

Yeah. So I don't think

we'll make bonfire tonight, darling.

Oh.
Can't help it, Jack.

You might have to stay there
with your dad, all right?

Yeah.

I was-- I was
just wondering

what you're doing.

Well, you know,
I mean, later.

Uh, if you haven't

got any plans, you could
come over maybe.

Um, yeah. That'd be great.

Yeah?
Uh-huh.

Right. Um, well,

I'll see you around 7:00, yeah?

Okay. Yeah. Great.
You've got the address?

Yeah.

Great. Then,
I'll see you later.

All right. Bye.

She's in the middle
of a contraction now.

Thank you.

Aw. Okay. Okay, Molly.
Come on.

You're doing really good.
Look at me. Look at me, Molly.

In through your nose
and out through your mouth.

Oh, my God.

Slowly. That's it.
That's it. That's it.

Debbie, I can't do this.

You're doing fine.
You're doing fine.
You're right.

That's beautiful.
Well done. Well done.

Clever girl.

'Course it hurts
a little, Molly.

That's lovely.

Debbie?

This is the Royal Pavilion,

one of the elite hotels
on the island--

You have to wonder, why oil?

...with any of the great cities
of Europe,

and it didn't get

where it is today
by thinking small.

Hiya, Nad.

What are you
doing here?

Uh, you haven't
seen our Jack, have you?

No. Why?

Uh, I just been 'round

to your Debbie's, and there
was no one in there,

so I thought he might
have come 'round here.

It says "welcome."
Can I come in?

Yeah.

How are ya?

I'm all right.
What's going on?

Nothin'. I was just
lookin' for Jack.

I was
meant to drive him back...

to Debbie's today,
and, um, when I woke up,

he wasn't there.

What? So you haven't
seen him today at all?

Both of us were asleep--

You haven't seen him
since last night?

No, but he was there,
you know what I mean?

Oh, bloody hell.

Anyway, how are ya?

Did you have a good time
last night?

It's no big deal, you know
what I mean?

I don't know why
you're getting so annoyed.

All's I need to know is

what park the bonfire thingy
is in.

Help!
Shut up!

Help! Help!

Shut up!

Get off! Get off!

Shit.

So what's next,
then, Nad?

I'm gonna
ring the police.

Fuckin' genius idea.

What's wrong with that?

Have you got a better
suggestion, then?

It's all right, Molly.
All right.

Debbie Phillips?
Telephone call.

That'll be Eddie, darling.

I told you he'd come.

It's her first baby.
Oh, she'll be fine.

It's just there.

All right. Thanks,
darling. Hello?

Hello, Mum?
Hello, Jack.
What you phoning for?

I'm at the police station.

What? What the fuck
you doing there?

I got mugged.
Oh, fuck's sake, Jack!

I can't bloody believe this.
Where's your dad?

I dunno.

I think he's at the pub.
Bloody hell.

Listen, Jack.
Don't bloody move.

Just stay there, right?

Yeah. Okay.

Mummy's coming, darling.

Okay. Um, Giles?

Yeah?

Can I meet you in resus?
Can we go to resus, lad?

His name's Eddie.
Eddie? Hello, Eddie.

There's quite a lot of damage
to the motorcycle as well.

Just gonna
cut your trousers.

He should phone home.
His girlfriend's pregnant.

Could you just hold--

Breath.
Hold the breath.

Push down
on your bottom,

like you're on the loo.

Come on, sweetheart. That's it.
Well done. Keep it coming.

Right. Will you tell her
we're on our way? Thanks. Bye.

Bye-bye.

What's going on?

Molly's started,
and she's on her own.

Where's Eddie?

It's Eddie.
I don't know.

Eh?

He's useless.
I never liked him.

That's right. That's right.

You never liked anyone,
did you?

Always carping, eh?
Always finding fault.

All your fault, is it?

That's why Darren left.

'Cause he couldn't
stand living with you,

that's why he left.

Come on.

Now boarding on Platform seven,

the Virgin train service
to Manchester Piccadilly,

calling at Stoke-on-Trent--

I'm just gonna make
a phone call, all right?

Yeah?

I'll sit down.
We've got reserved seats.

Yeah.
One second.

Bill and Eileen can't
answer your call right now,

but if you would like to

leave a message, we'll get back
to you as soon as we can.

Please speak
after the beep.

Hi. It's Darren.

Uh, just to say hi, I'm fine.

Bye.

He's there.

All right, Jack?

Hello? Can I help?
I'm his father.

Yeah. Would you like
to come over here, please?

Just talkin' to him. In a sec.

Okay, darling?
Woman just said
you got mugged, eh?

What happened?

What did they do
to you?

I was watching the fireworks,

and they came up to me
and took my wallet and bag.

Where's your mum?
She's coming.

Jack, don't be crying.

You've managed to get hold
of her, have you?

Where is she?
At the hospital.

Did these lads
hurt you?

With Molly.

So Molly's
having her baby?

Brilliant.

That's something, eh?

You're gonna have a cousin, eh?

Where the fuck
have you been, eh?

Come on, darlin'.

Let's take you home. Eh?
Is it Mrs. Phillips?

Yeah.
Can I have a word?

I'm his mum.

Has Jack ever
run away before?

No. He's supposed to be
looking after him, isn't he?

Mrs. Phillips, I'm just
asking you a question.

I was at hospital.

It's not our concern.
He was on his own.

You all right, darling?

If he ends up here again,
we'll be onto the Social.

Can I take him home, yeah?

Yes, please. And make sure
you look after him now.

Yes, I will. Come on.

Coming, Nadia?
Shit.

Debbie, I'll give you
a lift home, yeah?

Just fuck off, Dan, eh?

Debbie, I'll
give youse a lift.

No. Fuck off! I don't think so.

What are you shoutin'
at me for?

Will you fucking grow up?

You don't even know what
fucking well happened!

You don't deserve to have
a kid, Dan! Fucking prick!

Oh, behave!

Behave yourself, Debbie. Listen
to someone for once!

Keep it coming,
darling. Keep it coming.

Little push.
Okay. Okay.

Little push. Little push.
Little push.

Okay. Big breath, Molly.
Big breath.

Come on. Come on, Molly.
No, no, no!

Don't waste the pushes.

Come on. Don't
waste the pushes.

Okay.
Okay? Okay?

Okay? You've
got a contraction.

Push. Push.
Keep it coming.

Give me a push.
Give me a push.

Big push. Big push
down in your bottom.

Just breathe.
Just breathe.

Long push in your bottom,
in your bottom. That's it.

Work with me.

That's it. That's it.
That's it. Come out, darling.

Well done.

Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh--

Well done, darling.

Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay.

It's a girl.
It's a girl, Molly, yeah?

Molly, what I'd like

for you to do now is
just to turn over...

so we can deliver the
afterbirth, yeah?

Come on, darling.
Come on.

Turn over for me.
Turn over. Be careful.

Just lift your leg, yeah?

Take your time.
Take your time. Be careful.

That's it. That's it.
Lovely.

Oh, God.

Oh, shh, shh,
shh, shh.

Oh, sweetie, oh.

Hello. Hello.
Hello.

Oh. Shh.

Molly?

Molly. It's Eddie.
Pick up the phone.

Molly, if you're there,
will you pick up the phone?

I'm sorry, okay?
Just pick up the phone.

Hello?

Hello, love.
Molly?

Hi, Mum.
Oh, hi.

How are you, darling?

You all right, love?
Uh-huh.

Clever girl.

Oh, she's--
She looks a bit cold.
Let's give Mummy a cuddle.

Hello.
There you go, Molly.

Oh, hello. Oh.

There you go.
There's a little girl.

Just keep her
nicely wrapped up.

What you gonna call her?

Alice.

Hello, Alice.
Alice.

That's her there.
Molly! Molly!

Thank God.

Ohh. Can you just--
What happened?

I-- I had a bit
of an accident.

Can you just leave us
for a couple of minutes?

Shall I take Alice?

No. It's all right.

Don't be too long.
It's very drafty.

- Mum, it's fine.
- You sure?

Yeah, I am sure.
Thank you.

All right.
Show us where things are, then?

Yeah.
Give us a shout, Molly.

All right.

I'll come and get you.
I shan't be far away.

Where the fuck have you been?

I don't know
what happened, Moll.

I just-- I--

I just panicked.

I just freaked out.

Is she okay?

She's perfect.

Aren't you?
Yes, you are, darling.

What about you?
Are you all right?

Yeah. I'm all right.

Molly, can I have--
have a look at her?

She's sleeping.

Come on. I just
want to see her face.

Can you see her?

Alice.

Like in Wonderland.

All right, darling?

You had me fucking worried
for a minute, Jack.

Eh? Come here, darling.

Feel a little sick,
do you? Bet you do.

Mm-hmm.

Your dad's a fucking idiot,
isn't he?

He loves you really, darling.

Just stupid
sometimes.

You know?

You have one message.
Message one.

It's Darren.

Uh, just to say hi, I'm fine.

Bye.

End of message.
You have one message.

Message one.

It's Darren.

Uh, just to say hi, I'm fine.

Bye.

Yeah. Toast.

Toast with cheese on top.
Your favorite.

Eh?
Yeah.

Dad!

Hello.
Hello, love.

Hello.

Nice to see you, eh?

And you.
Are you all right?

Yeah. Of course
I'm all right.

Good.

Um, did you hear about--

Baby girl, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Makes me
a bloody grandfather again.

- Um, Darren called.
- Did he?

Well, he didn't speak much.

He just left a message
on the machine,

but he seemed happy enough.

Good.
Yeah.

I've just given your mum
a lift to the hospital.

Anyway--
Bill? Bill, uh,

I thought
that might help.

Yeah. Thanks. Very good.

There's a page here--
I marked the page.

It's brilliant, yeah.
Yeah.

Hello.
Hi.

- You two know each other?
- Yeah.

No.

Well, make your minds up.

Listen, I just
popped by to say hello.

Better get off to work.

All right, then.
I'll see you soon, Dad.

Yeah. I have to, uh--
See ya soon.

Look in again.

When your mum's in
next time, eh?

She's dyin' to see ya.

All right.

How are you?
Not too bad.

How's work?
Greasy.

Greasy? Yeah?
I like your hair.

Oh, thanks.
Oh, be careful.