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Hi, Charlie, there you are.
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Nine months old and
look how cute you are.
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And look how cute I am.
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It's your big sister Teddy here,
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and I'm making this video diary
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To help you survive our...
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special family.
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Oh, hey. Looks like dad
taught you how to eat bananas.
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Oh, and there's Mom.
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Looking lovelier than ever this morning.
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Not in the mood.
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Okay. I think you've had enough bananas.
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So we're switching to sweet peas!
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You're gonna love them.
Look, Mommy thinks they're so yummy.
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Very smart. Always make
Mommy try it first, okay?
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Oh, and there's
your older brother, P.J.
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Doing today's homework at
the last minute as usual.
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It's not today's homework.
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This is yesterday's homework.
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There's a chance you two will be
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in high school together.
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Oh, and there's dad preparing
for another day's work.
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He kills bugs for a living.
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Honey, come on. We've been through this.
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I don't kill bugs.
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I'm a pest control specialist.
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Either way...
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So now you've met the whole family.
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Forgetting somebody?
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Gabe! no no no. I
didn't forget about you.
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I was just saving the best for last.
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Charlie, that was your
younger older brother Gabe.
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You want to say something to Charlie?
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You ruined my life.
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Okay, so it's taking
Gabe a little bit longer
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to get used to you. You
were kind of a surprise.
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I thought surprises
were supposed to be good.
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And... cut.
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Okay, gang, listen up.
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I'm going back to work
tonight at the hospital
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for the first time
since Charlie was born,
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so I want everyone to stay at home
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and help dad with the baby.
Wait... no, Mom.
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I'm not gonna be here tonight.
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I have a study date at the library.
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Don't you mean "studly" date...
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with Spencer?
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Oh, save it for your pillow.
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I'm sorry, Teddy, but you're
just gonna have to reschedule.
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But, Dad...
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Bob!
Uh, Dad's not available right now.
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Mom, don't take this the wrong way,
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but why did you guys
have to have another baby?
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Well, because three
kids was just too easy.
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Three's for quitters.
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And Teddy, you know
better than to schedule
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a study date with a boy I've never met.
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Come on, as Dad, it's my responsibility
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to know every detail of my kids' lives.
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Oh yeah?
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What school do I go to?
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Um... the one named
after that president.
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Hey, you know what? I've got
to drive you kids to school.
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Let's go.
Wait, I haven't had breakfast yet.
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Come on, let's go.
Most important meal of the day.
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Never got it.
Let's go!
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I've gotta get you to... Roosevelt?
Lincoln.
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Got it.
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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ Running late, and Dad jokes ♪
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♪ Has anybody seen my left shoe ♪
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♪ Close my eyes, take a bite ♪
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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪
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♪ There it is up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there, I survived ♪
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♪ So just take my advice ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby,
things are crazy ♪
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♪ But I know your future's bright ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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♪ There's no maybe ♪
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♪ Everything turns out all right ♪
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♪ Sure life is up and down ♪
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♪ But trust me,
it comes back all around ♪
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♪ You're gonna love
who you turn out to be ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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Bob honey, I'm leaving for work!
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Okay, honey, here's
Charlie's schedule.
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It tells you when to feed her,
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when to change her and
when to put her down.
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Sweetheart, would you relax?
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Big Daddy's got
this all under control.
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Okay, just because that's
on your barbecue apron
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doesn't make it true.
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Now if Charlie gets fussy, her
rubber ducky will calm her down.
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They're all over the
place. Please be careful...
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they're all over the place.
Honey...
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You seem to forget I was fully involved
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in the raising of three kids.
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Oh, yeah? When's my birthday?
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July 12th.
November 23rd.
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Got it.
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Good luck, Charlie.
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Mwah! Bye.
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Bye.
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Hey, Dad?
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Yeah?
I have a homework question.
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Okay, fire away.
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Can the average human
lick his own armpit?
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Yeah.
Thanks.
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So what was that, like
a science question?
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Nope.
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I'll get it. I'll get it.
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I'll get it. Nobody else get it!
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Hi.
Hi.
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Hi!
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I'm Teddy's dad.
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Nice to meet you, sir.
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Uh, Spencer and I are studying
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for our biology test tomorrow.
Are you, now?
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Yes. Yes, we are, so can
everyone please leave?
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Not you.
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Teddy.
Yeah?
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I thought your mom said no study date.
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Yeah, at the library.
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Oh, right.
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Okay, so then you've
talked to her about this?
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Of course I did.
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I mean, I'm... I'm pretty sure I did.
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It's just I talk to so
many different people
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about so many different things.
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Why is there a giant bug in your house?
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That, my friend,
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is the Jerusalem cricket,
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better known to the
layman as the potato bug.
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I'm an exterminator.
Here we go.
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Hey, have you seen my
ad on local cable...
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"Bob's Bugs Be Gone"?
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Yeah, how do we make Bob be gone?
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Okay, you've got homework to do.
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I've got a diaper to change.
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Hers... not mine.
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I ain't that old!
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I'm gonna be upstairs.
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Gabe... out.
Okay, fine.
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But when's that hot
guy getting here?
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Out!
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Kids.
Yeah.
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Oh man, I left my book at school.
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Oh, that's okay, we
can just share mine.
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Is that okay?
Perfect.
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Good,
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cause I'm all about the learnin'.
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Let me just grab a pencil.
Oh yeah, I might have one.
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I think I left my pencils at school.
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Me too.
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Ladies and gentlemen!
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P.J. and the Vibe!
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Wow, sounds like you live right
next door to that weird P.J. kid.
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Hmm. Yeah, he's not next door.
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He's downstairs...
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and he's my brother.
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Oh! oh, I'm... I'm sorry.
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Yeah, me too.
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Wait wait wait! stop stop!
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Emmett, you were supposed
to open with the downbeat.
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Dude, I'm percussion,
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let me "percush"!
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For crying out loud, guys!
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What's up?
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Can you please turn it
down? We're trying to study.
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No can do, sis. There's only
one level in rock 'n' roll.
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And that is loud!
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Whoa whoa. I think we can
accommodate your little sister.
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Excuse me,
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but the band is called P.J. and The Vibe.
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So what, the Vibe doesn't get a say?
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I... I'm the vibe.
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Yeah, I got that.
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Oh, so you got my vibe, huh?
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I'm gonna be over here.
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Turn it down now.
You will not censor my art.
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I will not be silent!
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Hey!
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If I have come down here again,
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this gets plugged into
somewhere else, okay?
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Yo, who's she up there
studying with anyway?
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Is there a second
fine lady in the house?
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Some guy she's totally into.
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I can't believe she's cheating on me.
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She's not cheating on you.
She barely knows you exist.
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No, see, our relationship
is just developing slowly.
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No, there is no relationship.
Yes, there is.
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No, it's all in your head!
No,
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it's not, 'cause even
my mom know about it.
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Now then, where were we?
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You know, actually, I think
you were a little bit closer.
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All right... cellular respiration.
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Do you mind?
Not at all.
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While we're at it...
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what are you doing?
Oh! Gabe!
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What do you want?
Dinner!
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Nobody's fed me all day!
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And I am still part
of this family, right?
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There's a half-eaten
sandwich in the fridge
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knock yourself out.
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All right. Now my brothers
are all taken care of.
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Good.
And there will be no more interruptions.
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Teddy!
Oh, god!
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What do you want?!
I need you
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to watch the baby for a sec.
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No!
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No!
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Nobody tells Mom!
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Come here, Charlie.
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Oh, yes.
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Charlie's fine.
Ooh! But I'm not.
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Uh, Teddy,
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Tell P.J. to fire up the bug truck,
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I think I gotta go to the hospital.
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Oh, and Teddy, you're gonna
have to watch the baby.
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No! Okay.
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Relax, be at the hospital in 10 minutes.
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Okay, just please please hurry.
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Oh, wow! My butt is on fire!
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That is so weird!
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Last week, Emmett and I wrote a song
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with that exact same title.
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That's great, son. Just
please don't sing...
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My butt is on fire!?
Stop it.
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It's the size of a tire!
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Stop it!
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Punch buggy!
Ow! What are you doing?!
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Could you drive, please?!
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Hey, you want to play license plate game?
No!
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Michigan.
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Maybe I should go.
No!
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Um, she's almost done with bottle
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And then she'll go right to sleep.
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Then we can studly... I mean study.
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Now, uh, where were we?
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Okay.
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Yeah.
What is cellular respiration?
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That's when glucose and other compounds
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oxidize to produce chemical energy,
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water and carbon dioxide.
Mm-hmm.
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Also known as poop.
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Oh, boy.
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Hang in there, Dad.
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Wow! Butt fire spreading.
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Where's the doctor?
I'll go see.
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Okay, wait wait wait.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
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Wait. wait. We don't want
mom to know we're here, right?
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So please be careful.
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Just try and blend in.
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Dad, come on.
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It's hard for this to blend in.
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Just figure something out.
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"Figure something out."
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"Figure something out."
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Mom!
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You're the doctor?
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Yes.
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I am.
264
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I am doctor...
265
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,980
Shh... Chandrasooleewan.
266
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:15,090
Are you Indian?
We prefer to be called Native American.
267
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,230
Are you sure you're a real doctor?
268
00:14:19,265 --> 00:14:21,217
You look kinda young.
269
00:14:21,252 --> 00:14:23,170
You sound like my wife.
270
00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:28,540
Okay, uh...
271
00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:33,075
What seems to be the problem?
272
00:14:33,110 --> 00:14:35,426
I have a fish hook in my lip!
273
00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:40,480
How'd this happen?
My dad is not a very good fisherman.
274
00:14:41,950 --> 00:14:45,520
Hey, mine's not a very good
walking-down-the-stairs man.
275
00:14:48,090 --> 00:14:50,095
So...
276
00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:53,630
I'm guessing you're a 97-pounder.
277
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,470
Hush, little baby
278
00:14:58,505 --> 00:15:00,405
Go beddy-bye
279
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:04,670
Teddy wants to
kiss a really cute guy.
280
00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:07,975
How's it going?
281
00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:11,050
Well, we're getting there.
282
00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:23,745
Well well well. What have we here?
283
00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:25,895
Emmett, why are you still here?
284
00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:28,125
Well, I was looking for the kitchen,
285
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:31,600
But I seem to have
stumbled upon the ballroom.
286
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:40,080
Hello?
Teddy, it's Mrs Dabney from next door.
287
00:15:40,115 --> 00:15:42,526
No, I have not seen your cat.
288
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,045
I'm calling about your brother;
289
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,896
He's eating me out of house and home
290
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:49,550
Gabe! Step away from the pie!
291
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,185
Okay, I'll be right there.
292
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,271
All right. Spencer, I'll
be back in like two minutes.
293
00:15:55,295 --> 00:15:58,560
Don't go anywhere. Emmett, go somewhere.
294
00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:04,431
So what do you think you're
doing with my girlfriend?
295
00:16:04,455 --> 00:16:05,935
She's not your girlfriend
296
00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:08,270
Okay, maybe me and you
need to step outside...
297
00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:11,970
so you can walk me to my bike.
298
00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:23,220
You here to give me my sponge bath?
299
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:29,306
P.J.?
Hey, Mom.
300
00:16:29,330 --> 00:16:31,125
What are you doing here?
301
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,630
I'll tell you what I'm not doing here...
302
00:16:33,665 --> 00:16:36,100
giving sponge baths to big hairy guys.
303
00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:40,300
So, Mom, what's... what's the happs?
304
00:16:40,335 --> 00:16:42,270
What's...
305
00:16:44,010 --> 00:16:45,740
Hey, honey!
306
00:16:46,910 --> 00:16:49,010
Bob!
Nice work, son.
307
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,045
Okay, what's going on here?
308
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,785
Dad fell down the stairs
and broke his butt.
309
00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:58,490
You weren't holding the baby, were you?
Um, yes...
310
00:16:58,525 --> 00:17:01,125
then no, then yes again.
311
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:05,230
Bob, you promised me you
weren't gonna drop this one!
312
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,395
Honey, look, it was
just a little accident.
313
00:17:08,430 --> 00:17:12,000
Oh, and by the way, for the
record... an amazing catch!
314
00:17:12,035 --> 00:17:14,365
I knew this was a huge mistake.
315
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,986
I never should've gone back to work.
316
00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:18,310
Sweetheart, this is all gonna be okay.
317
00:17:18,345 --> 00:17:19,775
No. no, it's not.
318
00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:22,345
It's too hard. I can't do this.
319
00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:24,850
I mean, what made me think I
could go back to work full time
320
00:17:24,885 --> 00:17:26,950
and take care of four kids?
321
00:17:26,985 --> 00:17:29,102
I'm a terrible mother.
322
00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:31,185
No no, you're not.
323
00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:33,810
Look, if anything,
I'm a horrible father.
324
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,060
I know!
325
00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:37,845
Would you guys chill?
326
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,795
You're great parents.
327
00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:41,700
Teddy, Gabe and me
turned out pretty good.
328
00:17:41,735 --> 00:17:43,165
Yeah, come on.
329
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,035
We've got to be doing something right.
330
00:17:45,070 --> 00:17:47,770
I mean, hey, look at
this... our son's a doctor.
331
00:17:49,810 --> 00:17:52,905
I'm serious. With both of us working,
332
00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:55,110
Poor little Charlie
doesn't stand a chance.
333
00:17:55,145 --> 00:17:57,680
Come on, no one's going solo on this.
334
00:17:57,715 --> 00:18:00,015
All us kids are gonna help out.
335
00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:03,620
And if Charlie gets a little
messed up along the way,
336
00:18:03,655 --> 00:18:06,355
We can all share the blame.
337
00:18:06,390 --> 00:18:08,860
Dr Chandrasooleewan
to the operating room.
338
00:18:08,895 --> 00:18:10,860
It never ends!
339
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,270
Gabe!
340
00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:22,760
Sorry about that, Mrs Dabney, but you
341
00:18:22,795 --> 00:18:24,375
probably shouldn't let him in.
342
00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:27,380
I didn't let him in. He
crawled through the cat door.
343
00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:32,050
Gabe, is there something you
want to say to Mrs Dabney?
344
00:18:32,085 --> 00:18:33,515
Yeah.
345
00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:35,380
What are you fixing tomorrow night?
346
00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:38,885
The cat door.
347
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,840
Gonna make sure it's locked.
348
00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:42,902
Okay. I think we're done here.
349
00:18:42,937 --> 00:18:44,930
Good night.
It is now.
350
00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:48,030
All right, let's go.
351
00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:55,255
What are you doing?
Oh, so now you're suddenly
352
00:18:55,290 --> 00:18:58,340
interested in me?
Gabe, you're my little brother.
353
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:00,240
I've never been interested in you.
354
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,310
I'm kidding.
355
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,115
What's going on?
356
00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:11,035
Ever since the baby arrived,
357
00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:13,245
Everyone's been ignoring me.
358
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,420
I feel like I'm invisible.
359
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,630
I'm just the loser middle kid...
360
00:19:20,665 --> 00:19:22,646
like you.
361
00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:25,300
Just because I'm a middle
kid doesn't make me a loser.
362
00:19:25,335 --> 00:19:28,040
Then what does make you a loser?
363
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,410
I am not a loser. Okay?
364
00:19:31,445 --> 00:19:33,362
And I was a baby once.
365
00:19:33,397 --> 00:19:35,245
And then you came along.
366
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,945
And I was not happy about it.
367
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:39,750
But then you peed on P.J. and I thought,
368
00:19:39,785 --> 00:19:41,480
"Hey, give the kid a shot."
369
00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:44,501
Look, someday you're
gonna feel the same way
370
00:19:44,525 --> 00:19:46,290
a bout Charlie that I feel about you.
371
00:19:46,325 --> 00:19:49,890
Well, how do you feel about me?
372
00:19:49,925 --> 00:19:51,525
Let's put it this way...
373
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:54,530
The hottest guy in school
is at our house right now,
374
00:19:54,565 --> 00:19:56,360
And I'm here with you.
375
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,970
Look how cute she is.
376
00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:10,250
I am warming up to her already!
377
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:17,950
Okay, Charlie's asleep,
Gabe's playing a video game
378
00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:21,220
And we are finally alone.
379
00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:27,760
Hey, everybody!
380
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:32,230
I have a bruised coccyx.
381
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,405
Oh, come on!
382
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:39,040
That's a funny word.
383
00:20:39,075 --> 00:20:41,775
Coccyx!
384
00:20:41,810 --> 00:20:44,280
The doctor gave him pain medication.
385
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:48,215
Was that me? Sorry.
386
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,820
I'm a little numb down there.
387
00:20:50,855 --> 00:20:53,390
Uh, actually, that's my ride.
388
00:20:53,425 --> 00:20:56,120
Of course it is.
389
00:20:57,260 --> 00:21:00,030
It's good to meet you, son.
390
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,400
Oh, good night, sweetheart.
391
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,340
Good night, sir.
392
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,480
Good night.
Good night.
393
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:28,320
Coccyx!
394
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,565
So that's how dad got my first kiss
395
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,130
And how you flew for the first time.
396
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:41,165
But the good news is...
397
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,900
nah, there is no good news.
398
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:47,895
I take that back! It's
a text from Spencer!
399
00:21:47,930 --> 00:21:50,250
He wants to hang out
with me tomorrow night
400
00:21:50,285 --> 00:21:52,275
At his house!
401
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:55,150
Oh! I've gotta go wash
your puke out of my jacket.
402
00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:58,955
Oh, and, uh, one more thing...
403
00:21:58,990 --> 00:22:01,690
When you're my age and
you meet a cute boy,
404
00:22:01,725 --> 00:22:04,290
Do not, under any circumstances,
405
00:22:04,325 --> 00:22:07,162
ever, ever bring him home.
406
00:22:07,197 --> 00:22:09,748
Cause if you do, well...
407
00:22:09,783 --> 00:22:12,300
Good luck, Charlie.
408
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:19,525
Oh, that's wonderful.
409
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,825
Thank you so much for doing this.
410
00:22:21,860 --> 00:22:25,100
Hey, if I can't be
there for my patients,
411
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,870
What kind of
pretend doctor am I?
412
00:22:33,370 --> 00:22:36,356
So, uh, do you ever
think about shaving...
413
00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:38,880
like, everywhere?
414
00:22:40,370 --> 00:22:42,370
I did... last week.
415
00:22:45,165 --> 00:22:46,165
Oh.
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