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Mommy.
[Sam] Yes, sweetheart?
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Is this dollhouse
for me?
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Oh, honey,
it isn't a dollhouse.
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It's part of Daddy's work.
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It looks like a dollhouse.
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Well, when miniature houses are used
in business, they're called models.
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Daddy's doing the advertising
for a new housing development.
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I can make it bigger.
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Never mind.
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The builders
will make it bigger.
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I'll show you
how it works.
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Now, you see,
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if you want a larger living
room and a smaller dining room,
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you take this wall
and move it there.
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Witches can do that.
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Looks like the mortals
are catching up with us, huh?
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Now, upstairs,
as the family grows,
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you take this wall
and put it here
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and you have two
bedrooms instead of one.
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Are you sure Daddy
won't give it to me?
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I'm afraid not, sweetheart.
He needs it for his work.
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Then can I go
upstairs and play?
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Sure.
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Sam, will you help me
get this out to the car?
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Oh, certainly.
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It's stuck.
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Let me try it.
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The lock is jammed.
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Well, you can go
out the side door.
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Let's put this
down over here.
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That's strange.
I wonder if somebody...
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If somebody what?
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Let's try the kitchen door.
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This door won't open either.
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I wonder
if somebody what?
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Hmm.
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Sam,
what's going on?
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I don't know,
but something.
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Because three doors at the same
time can't be a coincidence.
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It's too coincidental.
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Okay, who's
the wise witch?
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It could be any one of your
practical-joking relatives.
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And while you try
and figure it out,
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I think I'll
climb out the window.
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Oh!
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This is great.
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I'm due at a meeting to
deliver my advertising campaign
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in exactly 45 minutes.
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Inconvenient, huh?
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So will you give me a hammer,
and I'll break the window?
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I'll call Mother.
It's cheaper.
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My way is faster.
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Sam, this is ridiculous.
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Well, at least you proved there's
nothing wrong with the hammer.
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This is no time for levity.
I've got to get out of here.
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Yes, sweetheart. Well, why
don't I just pop you outside?
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Sam, you know I don't
tolerate witchcraft.
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Okay.
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Start popping.
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Wait a
minute. Let me try again.
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You've lost your powers?
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I'll check.
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No. Just my popper power.
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But don't panic, not until I
try an emergency incantation.
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Wooden doors,
don't get the best of me.
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When I command you,
open sestame.
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That's an incantation?
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You were in a hurry.
I don't have time for poetry.
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Terrific.
We're trapped.
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Darrin.
What?
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Now you can panic.
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Bewitched.
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Darrin, I have tried
every exit in the house
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and they are all un-exit able.
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Did you talk
to Tabitha?
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Oh, sweetheart, this is big witch
stuff, not little witch stuff.
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How long
till your meeting?
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Uh, 38 minutes.
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Oh... Darrin. Darrin,
I love you very much.
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What does that
have to do with it?
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Nothing. I just like to say that in
a crisis so you won't get mad at me.
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Why would I get
mad at you?
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Well, I am a witch,
and there's a chance
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that this is all
related to witchcraft.
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There's a chance?
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Uh, there's a good chance.
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A good chance?
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Darrin,
don't be sarcastic.
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What would you
like me to be?
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Patient and understanding,
while I consult an expert.
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Mother? Mother?
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Good morning,
Samantha.
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Durwood, why aren't
you working?
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I'm lazy.
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Mother, Darrin
isn't working
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because he can't get out of
the house and neither can I.
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None of our doors
or windows will open.
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Really?
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Oh, what an original spell.
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By whom?
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By someone who disapproves
of your marriage
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and wants to
make trouble for it.
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Exactly. Now remove
the spell, Mother.
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My dear,
I didn't cast the spell.
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Witch's honor?
Witch's honor.
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Well, then, who did?
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Who likes to play
stupid practical jokes?
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Uncle Arthur.
Uncle Arthur.
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Two great minds with
but a single thought.
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Mother, now,
I can't pop out,
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so why don't you see if you can
track down Uncle Arthur for us?
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For us, no.
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For you, yes.
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Now, that's strange.
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Uh... Why don't you
try an incantation?
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Perhaps that's
what's needed.
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To rescue my daughter
who married a buffoon,
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up, up and away
in my beautiful balloon.
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How about that?
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You have
an unexpected houseguest.
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Peachy.
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Well, I guess I'll just have to get
Uncle Arthur to come here to us.
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Uncle...
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What's the matter?
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Well, if Uncle Arthur
pops in here
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and it turns out
not to be his spell,
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he won't be able
to pop out.
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Ah, you're right.
Don't risk it.
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It's bad enough being
stuck here with your mother.
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Darwin, you apologize or
I'll blast you into lunar orbit.
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You can't.
We're all stuck here together.
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Well, I could fly him
around the house a bit.
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Mother. Or I could
make him invisible.
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That way I wouldn't
have to look at him.
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Mother,
stop kidding around.
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Who's kidding?
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Hello?
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Hello, Samantha.
This is Larry.
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It's Larry.
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Hi, Larry.
What's new?
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What's new is
where is Darrin?
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He's due here for
an important meeting.
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Well, Larry, I was
just about to call you.
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Darrin's stuck.
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What do you mean,
he's stuck?
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That's the wrong word.
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He's stricken
with illness.
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Well, we don't know yet.
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The doctor's
examining him now.
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I hope it's
nothing serious.
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But if it is, will you please
call me back right away, Sam?
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Then I'll try to postpone
the meeting for an hour or so.
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Larry!
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Just joking.
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I'll call you later.
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All right, Larry.
Bye-bye.
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Well, was he furious?
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00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:07,881
No. No, of course not.
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He places your health
above everything, practically.
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This will be very cozy.
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A few short hours,
days, weeks,
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months, years in the
bosom of my family.
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Mother, I wish we could
share your enthusiasm...
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In constant companionship
with those I love,
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my daughter, my granddaughter,
my grandson and...
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Well, you can't
have everything.
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Mother, we have to come up
with some other possibilities
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besides Uncle Arthur.
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Oh, be patient,
Samantha.
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The culprit
will reveal himself
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when he's good and ready,
and not before.
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Durwood,
sit down and relax.
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The centuries
will pass quickly.
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Darrin, where are you?
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[Darrin] I'm in here.
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Where's "in here"?
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I was trying to
climb up the chimney.
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Sweetheart, you know
there's not enough room
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for you to climb
up that chimney.
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Of course I know that.
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But I'm slowly losing
my grip on my sanity.
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May I have
your handkerchief?
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Darrin, I love you
very much.
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You already said that.
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I'm repeating it
for emphasis.
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I love you too, honey, but there
is a limit to my endurance.
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Do you know what
our marriage is like?
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Old MacDonald's farm.
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Here a spell, there a spell,
everywhere a spell-spell.
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What's your
answer to that?
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Ee-eye, ee-eye, oh?
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I'll bet that's
Larry again.
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What shall I tell him?
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Tell him I love him
very much.
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Hello? Oh, hi, Larry.
Nice to hear from you.
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How's Darrin?
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His condition
is unchanged.
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But what did
the doctor say?
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The doctor said...
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He said we should
consult a specialist.
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There he is now.
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I'll call you when I know
something definite. Bye-bye.
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00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:28,229
My compliments
to your soundman.
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I was playing with
my grandchildren,
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and in my objective opinion,
they're both brilliant.
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From their mother's side.
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What's that?
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It's a model
of a unique house
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designed by one of
Darrin's clients.
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It has moveable walls.
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Oh!
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Big deal.
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I've been thinking.
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You know whose
spell this might be?
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Esmeralda's.
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When she baby-sat
two nights ago,
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maybe she tried something
or other and it backfired.
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Shall I yoo-hoo for her?
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I'm so anxious
to get out of here,
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I'm even reconsidering
your calling Uncle Arthur.
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Besides, the more,
the merrier.
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Yoo-hoo!
Esmeralda!
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00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,905
Yes, Samantha?
Oh, Mr. Stephens!
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I assumed you would
be at your office.
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00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,576
So did I.
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Excuse me, Mother.
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Esmeralda,
we have a problem.
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When you baby-sat two nights
ago, did you cast any spells?
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No, I didn't.
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Mr. Stephens,
I must apologize
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for letting you
see me this way,
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but I have a date tonight and I was
just giving myself a beauty treatment.
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Endora, guess who
finally asked me out.
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Cary Grant.
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No.
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00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,401
Ulysses Grant?
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No. Ramon Verona.
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00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:04,409
Ramon Verona?
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00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,703
Have you ever been to the
Interplanetary Playboy Club?
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Frequently.
Is he a member?
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He's the salad chef.
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00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,919
I've had my eye on him
for 75 years,
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and this is the first time
he ever gave me a tumble.
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Esmeralda,
why don't you sit down?
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00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,889
We have some news for you.
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00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,933
Good news or bad news?
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00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,519
Good and bad.
248
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:35,106
The bad news is that
you won't be able to keep
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your date tonight
because you're a prisoner.
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00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,194
Well, what's the good news?
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The good news is
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I love you very much.
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00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,259
Endora,
now what have you done?
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00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,219
Since Tabitha
can't play outside,
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00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,347
I've given her things
to play with inside.
256
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,892
We haven't got room,
so get rid of them.
257
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,809
Get rid of them?
Where?
258
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,620
What's this for?
259
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,497
For my granddaughter.
260
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:36,084
Mother, you have a lot to
learn about being a houseguest.
261
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:38,795
That's Larry.
262
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,546
Make him go away,
but don't offend him.
263
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,341
I won't. I'll be
nice and friendly
264
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,761
and tell him the house
is sealed off by witchcraft.
265
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,471
Okay, offend him.
266
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,228
Who is it?
267
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,896
Sam, it's me, Larry.
268
00:14:56,938 --> 00:15:00,149
Oh, hi, Larry.
What can I do for you?
269
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,776
You can open
the door and let me in.
270
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:05,196
I'm sorry. I'm afraid
you'll have to stay outside.
271
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,989
Why?
272
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,784
Uh, the specialist said
Darrin was contagious.
273
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,829
Contagious? With what?
274
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,623
With a contagious disease.
275
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:18,126
Okay. But would you mind
getting me the model?
276
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,169
I need it
for the meeting.
277
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,338
I couldn't do that, Larry.
278
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:26,008
Why not?
We're under quarantine.
279
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,594
Darrin's germs are
all over that house.
280
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,472
Sam, will you please
open the door
281
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,641
so we don't have to
shout at each other?
282
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:36,060
Shouting is good exercise!
283
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,814
Sam, I smell
something fishy.
284
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,275
Oh, that must be our lunch.
285
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,193
We're having broiled salmon,
have to turn it over!
286
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:46,696
Bye, Larry!
Love to Louise!
287
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,659
Sam! Sam, come back!
288
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,919
Tabitha, look at that.
289
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,338
Oh, boy!
290
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,883
Will you push me on the
swings, Grandmamma?
291
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,135
Certainly, darling.
Sit down.
292
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,220
Well, has anyone
come up with an idea
293
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,723
about how I can keep my
date with Ramon Verona?
294
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:17,560
Esmeralda, Ramon Verona
is the least of our worries.
295
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,395
Mr. Stephens,
you wouldn't say that
296
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,813
if you were
an unmarried witch
297
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:23,232
who seldom gets a shot
at romance. Esmeralda.
298
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,568
I am surprised at
your lack of sensitivity.
299
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:28,779
Esmeralda, would you
take Tabitha upstairs
300
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,865
while I try
to consult Dr. Bombay?
301
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,325
Come along,
Tabitha.
302
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,121
Come along.
303
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:42,543
I may only be a maid,
but I still have feelings.
304
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:46,964
Samantha,
why consult Bombay?
305
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,549
Who's sick?
306
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:51,385
I am. I have
a contagious disease.
307
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:54,430
It's about to change me
into a raving maniac.
308
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,599
The change will
be imperceptible.
309
00:16:56,641 --> 00:17:01,103
Mother, now, looking at it
broadly, this house is sick.
310
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,814
So maybe a house call
can cure it. Logical?
311
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,775
No, but call him anyway.
312
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:10,404
Paging Dr. Bombay.
Paging Dr. Bombay.
313
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,574
Emergency.
Come right away.
314
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:14,867
Hey!
315
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:18,246
Aha! I've been having a
bull session with my nurse.
316
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,955
Where's your red cape?
317
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,083
I dropped it
making a pass at her.
318
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:28,422
Dr. Bombay, we have
a peculiar problem.
319
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:31,717
I know, but he's easy
to get rid of, isn't he?
320
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:36,013
Today, nothing is
easy to get rid of.
321
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,599
Anyone or anything
who's here stays here.
322
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,977
None of our doors
or windows will open.
323
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,854
Diagnose that,
bull artist.
324
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:49,777
The diagnosis, bigmouth,
and others, is elementary.
325
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,696
It's a vapor lock.
326
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:55,241
I thought that only
happened to automobiles.
327
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,618
Ignorant, isn't he?
328
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,913
I'll run a spot check with
my atmospheric oscillator.
329
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,624
No home should
be without one.
330
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,010
Aha!
331
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:17,805
Just as I suspected,
80 over 60.
332
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,807
Is that bad?
333
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:20,975
It's terrible.
334
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,269
Normal is three
over four-fifths.
335
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,105
Maybe you're holding it
too close to Durwood.
336
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,566
Durwood is
entirely irrelevant.
337
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,692
I'll buy that.
338
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:30,818
It's not for sale.
339
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:37,074
I'm in favor of relieving the
suspense with a little humor.
340
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,202
So am I. Why don't you try some?
341
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,371
Darrin, that's no way
to speak to a doctor.
342
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,373
Especially a witch doctor.
343
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:47,209
I wish you wouldn't
call him that.
344
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,836
Please continue,
Dr. Bombay.
345
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:52,673
Just as you wish. It's
definitely a vapor lock.
346
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:55,843
Would you mind refreshing
our memory on what that is?
347
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,346
I'll try.
348
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:03,184
Where most witches live, the art of
witchcraft is practiced continually.
349
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,353
But when you
married a mortal,
350
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,564
your use of witchcraft
was sharply curtailed.
351
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,148
Who said so?
352
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,859
Darrin, don't interrupt.
353
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:16,530
This atrophy of action causes the
undistributed metaphysical particles
354
00:19:16,571 --> 00:19:19,367
to clutter up
the atmospheric continuum,
355
00:19:19,407 --> 00:19:23,287
thereby creating a bilateral
transcendental trauma.
356
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,207
Or, in layman's terms,
a vapor lock.
357
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,751
Why didn't I
think of that?
358
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:32,713
Dr. Bombay, now that you know
the cause, do you have a cure?
359
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,424
I can answer your
question in three parts.
360
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:38,803
A, I can cure it with
a simple incantation.
361
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:42,973
B, I can't cure it because the
incantation must be done from the outside
362
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:47,395
and I can't get there
because we are vapor-locked.
363
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,815
And C, because I'm anxious
to get back to my nurse,
364
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:54,944
I have an idea that will allow
you to slide me under the door.
365
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,571
Aren't you a little
bulky for that?
366
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,199
You merely transfer me
367
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,410
to a flat surface
such as a photograph
368
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,162
and slide me
under the door.
369
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:08,582
And then I can
redimensionalize you.
370
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,042
Precisely.
371
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,794
Why didn't I think of that?
372
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,131
Go ahead, Samantha,
photograph me.
373
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,887
Just a second.
This is my best side.
374
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,100
Say cheese.
375
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,977
Cheese.
376
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,612
How'd it turn out?
377
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,115
Horrible.
It looks just like him.
378
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:57,339
To make this house
again conventional,
379
00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:00,801
let Dr. Bombay
be three-dimensional.
380
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:13,647
Heed my solution
to air pollution,
381
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:17,818
obey the doc,
vanish vapor lock.
382
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:30,164
There went a great doctor.
383
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:36,670
Anything else?
384
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:40,340
Potions, magic amulets,
flu shots?
385
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:43,177
Nothing, Doctor. Just
thank you very much.
386
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:44,637
Don't thank me,
my dear.
387
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,472
Just thank
modern medicine.
388
00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:51,560
The field is
clear for takeoff.
389
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,229
Which I hope you do
390
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,606
just as soon as you turn this
playground back into a living room.
391
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,483
He's not much
of a father, is he?
392
00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,359
Mother,
wait a minute.
393
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,195
Darrin,
I have an idea.
394
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:05,032
Instead of popping this out, why
not shrink it to fit the model home?
395
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,116
What for?
396
00:22:06,157 --> 00:22:08,577
Well, if they can
make interior walls move,
397
00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,663
maybe they can make
the roof move, too,
398
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:13,082
and create an
indoor-outdoor play yard.
399
00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,500
I don't follow you.
400
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,585
Mother, would you
shrink the equipment?
401
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,838
And put it where
the backyard would be.
402
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,636
I'll demonstrate.
403
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,763
They could make
a sliding roof.
404
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:35,896
When the weather's bad, children
can play outside under the shelter.
405
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,023
Just like Tabitha couldn't
go out to play today,
406
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:40,568
other children can't get out
when the weather's bad.
407
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,278
[Darrin] That's not a bad idea.
408
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:45,531
Not bad? It's brilliant.
409
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,241
It might be, at that.
410
00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:48,951
I could tell Larry
the reason I was late
411
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:52,413
is that I was stalling until the
miniature playground equipment got here.
412
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,080
I'd better go.
413
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,209
Endora?
Yes?
414
00:22:57,251 --> 00:23:01,672
I never thought I'd say this,
but you've been a big help.
415
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,761
Samantha, what would
your husband do without us?
416
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:11,307
I don't know, but let's
not ever let him find out.
417
00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:21,400
Hi, sweetheart.
Hi. How'd it go?
418
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,819
Well, I had a very
shaky beginning.
419
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:25,195
Now, I told Larry
your idea
420
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,656
about the indoor-outdoor
play yard and he hated it.
421
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:30,451
Oh. But he agreed to let
me mention it to the client
422
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,286
at the meeting
and the client loved it.
423
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,746
And now Larry
loves it, too.
424
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:36,582
Right.
Congratulations.
425
00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:38,375
And I owe it all to you.
426
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,836
Even my idea about
how to advertise it.
427
00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:43,839
"For those days when you
can't get out of the house."
428
00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:49,094
Samantha,
will you help me?
429
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:49,970
What's the matter?
430
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,805
I'm supposed to
meet Ramon Verona
431
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,807
for dining and
dancing on Jupiter,
432
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,392
but there's something
wrong with my radar.
433
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:57,770
Esmeralda,
a gentleman warlock
434
00:23:57,811 --> 00:24:00,731
is supposed to call
for a witch in person.
435
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,650
Ramon is no gentleman.
436
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,984
That's why I'm so anxious
to go out with him.
437
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,405
I've landed on Mars
and Venus and Pluto,
438
00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:10,991
but I just can't
seem to hit Jupiter.
439
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,409
Jupiter's a toughie.
440
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:13,869
Will you send me?
441
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:17,330
I'd be happy to.
Special delivery.
442
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,460
Happy landing.
443
00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:25,923
Well, sweetheart, I not only
helped Esmeralda, I helped us, too.
444
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,299
How?
445
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:30,886
I distributed metaphysical particles
to avoid another vapor lock.
446
00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:35,891
Sweetheart, maybe
I should make a point
447
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:38,936
of using my witchcraft
once a day.
448
00:24:40,186 --> 00:24:42,147
Once a day?
449
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,857
Once every two days?
450
00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:46,734
Once a week?
451
00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:48,696
Once in a while?
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