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Hi, little cousin!
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Serena. You made me
lose my spoon.
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I'll get it for you.
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Ew. Thanks a lot.
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What kind of potion
are you brewing?
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Beef stew for
tonight's dinner.
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How dreary.
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Don't bother
asking me to join you.
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Don't worry.
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Because I am dining
in Paris at Maxim's.
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I'm impressed.
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Oh, Cousin, I have been
traveling in high society.
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As a matter of fact, I have just
been elected entertainment chairman
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of the Cosmos Cotillion.
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Really?
Who rigged the election?
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I did.
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Sam, I'm home.
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Serena, if you're flying to
Paris, hadn't you better fly?
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I have plenty of time.
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I'm not due for 20 minutes.
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Besides, I'd like to stay and say
hello to tall, dark and mortal.
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I'd rather you wouldn't.
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Thanks, I'd love to.
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Hi there,
Cuz-in-law.
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Well, Serena,
what an unexpected shock.
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Well, look who you
brought with you.
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Little Peter Cottontop.
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Hi, Serena.
Hi.
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Sam.
Hi, Larry. How are you?
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I'm feeling great,
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and I owe it all to Darrin
"He's-Done-It-Again" Stephens.
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What did he do this time?
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I just closed a deal
for Breeze Shampoo,
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to sponsor a television
special starring Boyce and Hart.
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Boyce and Hart!
Hey, that's great.
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Who's Boyce and Hart?
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They're a very hot,
young singing team.
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They're happening.
They're now.
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They're expensive.
But they're worth it.
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Sam, I don't often
admit my mistakes,
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but in this case, I must say I
was totally against the idea,
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and Darrin went right over my
head and convinced Breeze Shampoo
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to go after the youth market.
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And now, of course,
I'm backing him to the hilt.
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This is their
latest album.
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See what you
think of it.
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I'd be glad to.
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I meant Samantha.
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You know something,
Larry?
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Those baby blue eyes of
yours kind of turn me on.
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Larry, why don't we take
our drinks into the den,
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and we can go
over the details.
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Larry?
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Serena,
will you knock it off?
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A girl's gotta
have some kicks.
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Well, do your
kicking elsewhere,
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but don't think it hasn't
been nice seeing you.
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Say, they're
kind of cute.
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If these cats are any good
I may have an idea.
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Cousin, we play our records
on our record player.
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You do your thing,
I'll do mine.
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♪ Yes, I wonder
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♪ What she's doing tonight
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♪ Oh, I wonder
what she's doing ♪
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Hey! They're not bad.
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They're pretty good.
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I've heard enough.
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I have an idea.
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Forget it.
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I am going to
ask them to appear
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at the Cosmos Cotillion.
They'll be a smash!
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Oh, Serena, be logical.
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Why would you want mortals
to appear at the cotillion?
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Why not? You married one.
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Why can't I hire a couple?
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Because some way, somehow, you're
going to make trouble for Darrin.
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Not only will I hire
them for the cotillion,
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I'll let them introduce
a new song I wrote.
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Serena.
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Sammy,
will you stop worrying?
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Would I ever
let you down?
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Oh!
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I wish I knew where
I could make a bet on it.
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Bewitched.
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♪ If I had told her
that I loved her
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♪ She would've stayed
till who knows when
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Here they come!
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♪ But I guess she
couldn't understand it
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♪ When I said I wanna
be your friend
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♪ Because a friend
would never doubt you
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♪ Or ever put you uptight
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♪ And now I wonder
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♪ What she's doing tonight
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♪ Oh, yes, I wonder
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♪ What she's doing tonight
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♪ Oh, I wonder
what she's doing
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♪ Tonight
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You know, Bob,
it's unbelievable.
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That's the 17th shirt
I've lost this week.
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That's nothing. You know what
happened to me this morning?
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No, what?
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Some fans broke
into my Ferrari,
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and messed up
my mink upholstery.
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All right, don't complain.
It only proves one thing,
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the public loves you.
Now sit down.
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I want to give you my idea
for a national chain
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of Boyce and Hart
shish kebab stands.
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[Serena] Step aside, ladies.
Step aside. Excuse me.
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Pardon me, people.
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Excuse me.
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Step aside, sweetie. I
want to see Boyce and Hart.
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Sorry, ladies, no visitors unless
your name is on the pass list.
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Look for the name Serena.
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I looked when I came on
duty, and there's no Serena.
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Look again.
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I guess I need
a new pair of orbs.
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Hold it!
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Each skewer of shish kebab
costs us 32 cents.
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But we sell it
for $1.05, plus tax.
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Hi, Tommy. Hi, Bobby.
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Who are you,
and how did you get in?
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I'm Serena, and I have
influence. Who are you?
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I'm Chick Cashman. I'm
the boys' personal manager
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and treasurer of
their Swiss corporation.
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Would you like
an autograph?
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No, thanks.
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How about
a torn shirt?
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No, thanks.
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I would like you to
perform at a dance.
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Where?
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In a place so beautiful,
it is out of this world.
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And I provide
the transportation.
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How much does it pay?
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Nothing. In my circle,
money isn't important.
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In my circle, it is.
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The understatement
of the century.
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Okay, Mr. Treasurer.
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You just name a price,
and I'll print it.
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I mean, I'll pay it.
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When is your dance
being held?
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A week from
Saturday night.
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They can't make it.
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My artists are booked
every single Saturday night
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from now until 1976.
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Then do some juggling.
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It's impossible.
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I'll pay them double
their normal fee.
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It's a deal.
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Sweetie,
may I buy you a drink?
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Oh! I'll pay them triple.
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As an added incentive, I'll
let them sing a song I wrote.
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It's better than
what they've been doing.
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The title is...
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I should have known!
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Another song plugger!
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Serena, it's been nice
meeting you, and goodbye.
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Are you asking me
to leave?
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No, I'm not asking you
to leave, I'm demanding.
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I see.
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I guess I'll just
have to show you fellas
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who you're
fooling around with.
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Great.
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Do you leave quietly,
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or do we have
to throw you out?
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I am never thrown out,
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and I never leave quietly.
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I stalk out in a huff!
And then I get revenge!
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I think I'll turn them
into snakes.
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No, on second thought,
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we had singing snakes
at the cotillion last year.
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[Serena] This program is interrupted
to bring you a sigalert from Serena.
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Hi, Sammy. Hi, Dreary.
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Traffic is heavy on the
corner of Boyce and Hart
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due to an accident
which is about to take place
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unless they straighten out.
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Serena, would you mind getting
out of our television set?
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Unless Sammy's hubby
comes to their aid.
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Now that you're out
of our television set,
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would you mind
getting off our carpet?
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[Sam] Darrin,
mind your manners.
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Serena, what's this
about Boyce and Hart?
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I am here on
a mission of mercy.
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They were rude to me.
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I'm gonna hate
myself for asking,
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but when did you
see Boyce and Hart?
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Just now.
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I asked them to entertain
at the Cosmos Cotillion,
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and their manager
kicked me out.
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You asked them to entertain
at the Cosmos Cotillion?
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Yes.
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What's a Cosmos Cotillion?
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Well, it's sort of
a dinner dance.
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Sam, would you sort of
get her out of here?
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I'll try.
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Oh! That's the thanks
I get for being sweet.
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Sure. The original
Miss Nice Guy.
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Would you rather
I handle this in my own way?
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Or would you prefer to be
the hero and tell them
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that you will not use them
on your television show,
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unless they sing my song
at my cotillion?
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Sam, will you do something
before I say something?
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It's called "I'll Blow
You a Kiss in the Wind."
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A little guitar,
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a little atmosphere,
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and it wails like this.
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♪ Wherever you are tonight
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♪ A feeling tells me
that you look out of sight
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♪ So I'm gonna
blow you a kiss
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♪ In the wind
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♪ And when it reaches
your lips, my dear
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♪ You're gonna smile
and feel me oh, so near
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♪ So I'm gonna
blow you a kiss
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♪ In the wind
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♪ I've been laying
here in my bed, yeah
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♪ The images of pretty
thoughts Running through my head
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♪ About a guy in
my mind I can feel
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♪ I can almost touch
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Ooh!
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♪ Oh, my goodness, I miss you
And I want you so much
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♪ Wherever you are tonight
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♪ I got a feeling that
you look out of sight
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♪ So I'm gonna
blow you a kiss
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♪ In the wind, yeah
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♪ I'm gonna blow you
a kiss in the wind ♪
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How do you love it?
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I'll give you
an unbiased opinion.
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It stinks.
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Thanks.
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You're welcome.
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Cousin, may I please
speak to you in private?
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Certainly.
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Are you going to make
what's-his-face disappear or shall I?
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Neither.
We will disappear.
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Back in a minute,
sweetheart.
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Care for
a midnight snack?
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No.
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Want to hear more of my song,
or do you think it stinks, too?
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Serena,
I think it's terrific.
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I think it's so terrific,
it's too good for mortals.
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So why don't you sing it
yourself at the cotillion?
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Because the lyric cries for a
male vocalist or a male group.
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Do yourself a favor.
Try and find a couple of guys
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who aren't quite as popular
as Boyce and Hart.
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Say, there's an idea.
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Then I've been of
some help, right?
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Right.
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Which rhymes
with "good night."
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Wrong. Which rhymes
with "my song,"
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which the group of my choice is
going to sing at my cotillion.
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I am going to
make them so unpopular
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they'll be desperate
to sing anywhere.
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As the trumpets blare,
let all ears smart,
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failures both be
Boyce and Hart.
254
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,910
Hey, troops,
what are we waiting for?
255
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,871
That's right.
Who wants to see
256
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,081
a couple of bums
like Boyce and Hart?
257
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,791
Yeah!
258
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,096
Oh, Serena,
you little dickens!
259
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,557
You are definitely
where it's at.
260
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,070
Good morning, Samantha.
Has Darrin left yet?
261
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,863
No, he's just
finishing breakfast.
262
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:27,033
Well, if he can still eat, he
hasn't seen weekly Variety.
263
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,993
What's the matter?
You look worried.
264
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,913
I'm not worried.
Let's say I'm petrified.
265
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,082
Hi, Larry.
Something up?
266
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,458
No, something's down.
267
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,919
Did you see today's edition
of weekly Variety?
268
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,170
No, not yet.
269
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,090
Well then,
read it and weep.
270
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:45,843
[Sam] "Boyce and Hart,
here today, gone today."
271
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,470
What does that mean?
272
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:50,515
Well, the general idea is, Boyce
and Hart have taken a nosedive.
273
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,267
They haven't sold
a record in three days.
274
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,604
And booking agents all over the
country have canceled their concerts.
275
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:59,148
And at a meeting of
their national fan club,
276
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,609
Boyce and Hart photographs
were burned in effigy.
277
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:02,610
But why?
278
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:06,072
It doesn't say,
but I have a theory.
279
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,615
So have I.
280
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,575
Why didn't you listen to me?
When?
281
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,452
When I expressed
unswerving opposition
282
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,371
to putting those hippies
on television.
283
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,331
You didn't express
unswerving opposition.
284
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,667
When I made the deal,
you were thrilled.
285
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:18,584
That's right.
286
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,586
I heard you right here
in this very room.
287
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,798
Well, I may have been
thrilled in this very room,
288
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,468
but in my heart
I was unswervingly opposed.
289
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,970
Undoubtedly,
when this reaches
290
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,763
the executives
of Breeze Shampoo,
291
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:33,433
they'll cancel the special
and the account.
292
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,726
The way things look now,
293
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,728
a show with Boyce and Hart
won't sell their product,
294
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,897
it'll cause a boycott.
295
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,984
But the way things look now
aren't the way things looked then.
296
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,820
And the way things look now may not
be the way things will look soon.
297
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:49,407
Because sometimes things don't
always look like what they look like.
298
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,745
Samantha, that was a brave attempt
to get Darrin off the hook.
299
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,957
It has no logic,
but it was a brave attempt.
300
00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,793
Darrin, I sincerely hope you
can get yourself out of the mess
301
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,503
you got yourself into.
302
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:08,342
I'm afraid even my genius
can't save your neck this time.
303
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,428
Sorry, Sam.
304
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,474
Speaking of necks,
would you ask Serena
305
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:17,477
if she's available to
attend a lynching? Hers.
306
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,229
You know very well
that Serena is not going
307
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,523
to show up if
you're going to be nasty.
308
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,150
Me? Nasty?
309
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,027
Sam, how could
she do such a thing?
310
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,321
Well, she probably
wanted revenge.
311
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,615
Against Boyce and Hart
for rejecting her offer?
312
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:35,328
Yes. And against you for
telling her her song stinks.
313
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,707
Serena!
314
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,375
Serena?
315
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,420
Serena.
316
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,049
Had any concert
offers lately, Chick?
317
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,717
Nightclubs?
318
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,761
Weddings?
319
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,221
Bar mitzvahs?
320
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,348
Nothing.
If it gets any worse,
321
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,475
I'll have to start
pawning your gold records.
322
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,019
Hi, gang.
323
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,647
Well, well, well.
Look who's here.
324
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,691
Cutest little song-plugger
east of Motown.
325
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,193
Mr. Cashman,
326
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:10,363
I came to see if
by some wild chance
327
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,240
you might have
reconsidered my offer
328
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,576
to let your clients
sing at my dance.
329
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,787
I take it you
don't read Variety.
330
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,413
Shh!
331
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,208
When is your dance?
332
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,334
Tonight.
333
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,585
At the price we agreed?
334
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,212
Five times their normal fee?
335
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:29,006
We agreed on three times
their normal fee.
336
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,385
Right. I thought it was five,
but I'll give you a break.
337
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,888
And they could
use the exposure.
338
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,517
Well, what time do you want
them and where do they go?
339
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:43,020
We will leave
here at 8:00, alone.
340
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,982
And here is a copy of the
song I would like them to sing.
341
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,446
"I'll Blow You
a Kiss in the Wind."
342
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,117
Words and music
by Serena.
343
00:17:56,157 --> 00:17:57,868
What are all
those black marks?
344
00:17:59,619 --> 00:18:00,746
Beats me.
345
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:04,041
They're notes. Don't
you two read music?
346
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,127
I do, he doesn't.
347
00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:10,881
Oh, well. I'll explain it to you
tonight when we rehearse.
348
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,759
Oh, you're cute. Cute!
349
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:18,638
Larry, would you mind
screaming more quietly?
350
00:18:18,638 --> 00:18:20,766
That's better.
Now did Breeze Shampoo
351
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,893
just cancel the special
or their account?
352
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,270
They canceled both.
353
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,105
And I said
I didn't blame them.
354
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,189
But they can't do that.
355
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,858
We have a verbal contract.
356
00:18:28,898 --> 00:18:32,570
Darrin, a verbal contract isn't
worth the paper it's written on.
357
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,367
News bulletin.
358
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:41,037
Your son and daughter
are sound asleep.
359
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,788
That's nice.
Now would you see
360
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,124
if your cousin is
available to be strangled?
361
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,500
Uh-oh.
362
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,045
Right. We just lost
Breeze Shampoo. Oh.
363
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:52,632
♪ In the wind
364
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,634
Well, it's almost 8:00.
365
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,052
Shall we go over
the song again?
366
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,054
I don't think so. We've
already done it twice.
367
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,388
No use getting
stale on it.
368
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:02,350
Well, all right, fellas.
You ready?
369
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,434
Lead the way.
370
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,810
We'll follow you
anywhere.
371
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,936
Now I want you both
to close your eyes.
372
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:07,980
What for?
373
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:11,192
I'm going to take you
on a long, long trip.
374
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,943
A trip? On what?
375
00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:14,654
On a magic carpet.
376
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:15,571
Oh...
377
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,198
Well, I'm sorry
about that.
378
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,116
Now, close your little eyes.
379
00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:21,577
Go on. Don't peek.
380
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,041
Open your eyes.
381
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,504
Where are we?
382
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,631
Never mind that.
How did we get here?
383
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,840
It's called
the Cosmos Club.
384
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,598
Isn't it heavenly?
385
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,559
Darrin, I've been trying
to reach her for three days,
386
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,645
but you know
how stubborn she can be.
387
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:48,561
Mmm-hmm.
388
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,731
Rotten's the word.
389
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,900
I wish you'd at least
try to be nice.
390
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,403
That was the nicest
word I could think of.
391
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,155
Well, anyway, I know
where to reach her tonight.
392
00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:00,532
At the Cosmos Cotillion.
393
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,077
Hey, maybe you'd
like to come with me.
394
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,704
After all,
it's Saturday night.
395
00:20:04,744 --> 00:20:06,664
We could get all
dressed up... Sam.
396
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:07,915
Well?
397
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,667
Good luck, sweetheart.
398
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,669
Back in a minute.
399
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:18,092
Oh! Thank you,
thank you, galaxy groovers.
400
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,846
As your entertainment
chairman, it is my bag
401
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:26,267
to present the most unique
and unusual acts possible.
402
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:31,731
Tonight I am gonna lay on you
two swinging mortal singers,
403
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:34,191
performing for
the very first time,
404
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:37,820
my brand-new, all-time hit.
405
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:43,159
I give you Tommy Boyce
and Bobby Hart.
406
00:20:57,715 --> 00:21:00,801
♪ Wherever you are tonight
407
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,970
♪ A feeling tells me
that you look out...
408
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,847
Okay, Serena.
Fun and games are over.
409
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:07,433
Let's send those howling
hippies back to Earth.
410
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:11,061
I will, just as soon
as they finish my song.
411
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,605
Shh!
412
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:18,611
♪ And when it reaches
your lips, my dear
413
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:22,490
♪ You're gonna smile
and feel me oh, so near
414
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:26,869
♪ So I'm gonna
blow you a kiss
415
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:29,205
♪ In the wind
416
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:42,343
♪ I've been
laying here in my bed
417
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:49,683
♪ Pretty images and pretty
thoughts Running through my head
418
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,396
♪ About a girl in
my mind I can feel
419
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,857
♪ I can almost touch
420
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:05,324
♪ Oh my goodness, I miss you
And I want you so much
421
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:08,160
♪ Wherever you are tonight
422
00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:12,330
♪ I got a feeling that
you look out of sight
423
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:16,292
♪ So I'm gonna
blow you a kiss
424
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,547
♪ In the wind
425
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:23,425
♪ I'm gonna blow you a kiss
426
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,637
♪ In the wind
427
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:32,268
Oh, they loved it!
428
00:22:35,311 --> 00:22:37,273
Sing it again!
Sing it again!
429
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,525
Serena,
remove your spell.
430
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,527
How about just
one more chorus?
431
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:44,113
Then you holler,
"Author, author!"
432
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:47,616
No! You send them back
to Earth immediately
433
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:50,077
and make them popular again.
And while you're at it,
434
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:54,957
make them not remember where they
were, before I begin to get mad.
435
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,877
Okay.
436
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,215
Back from the cosmos
to your planet,
437
00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:07,094
your careers brightest
since you began it.
438
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:10,097
Forget where you were
and what you did
439
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:12,850
to keep my cousin
from flipping her lid.
440
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:16,729
Thank you, Cuz.
441
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:19,023
You're welcome, Cuz.
442
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,650
Cotillion pooper.
443
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,619
Are you all right, man?
444
00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:33,913
I think so.
445
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:35,580
Oh, great.
You didn't leave yet.
446
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,041
That's what you think.
447
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,460
Now listen. When Serena
gets here, don't go with her.
448
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:40,502
Why not?
449
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,212
We don't need her.
450
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,382
On my way to dinner, I got five
telephone offers for you in my car.
451
00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:47,092
So book us in your car.
452
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,510
Don't be so smart.
453
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,262
I think I've pulled you
out of your slump.
454
00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:51,722
But don't bother
to thank me.
455
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:53,390
That's what
managers are for.
456
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,602
Hi, sweetheart.
457
00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:58,938
Oh. Hi.
458
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,607
How were all the guys
and gals in the cosmos?
459
00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:03,275
Oh, fine.
460
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:05,444
Did they sing Serena's
song? Mmm-hmm.
461
00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:07,363
And everyone loved it.
462
00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:09,657
And since that's what she
wanted in the first place,
463
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:10,991
she was very cooperative
464
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:13,786
about solving your problem
in the second place.
465
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,329
What'd she do?
466
00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:16,955
She removed her spell.
467
00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:19,875
Before you know it, Boyce and
Hart will be bigger than ever.
468
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:22,753
And so will you
with Breeze Shampoo.
469
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,630
That sounds like a slogan.
470
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:27,340
Mm-mm. It's an apology.
471
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,635
An apology for what?
472
00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:32,721
The occasional trouble
my family causes you.
473
00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:34,640
Occasional?
474
00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:37,476
Okay, frequent.
475
00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:39,228
Frequent?
476
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,355
Okay, constant.
477
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:44,441
But it does make life
interesting, doesn't it?
478
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:47,861
Okay, forget it.
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