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Yoo-hoo! Mother, I'm sorry I'm
late, but the stores were jammed...
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Bonjour, Samantha.
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Mother!
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I have had
a tough day shopping.
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Darrin is coming home
early from work,
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and I'd like to get
dinner started.
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So, if you don't mind,
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I would like to have
my old furniture back.
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If you expect me
to baby-sit,
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it's going to have to be in the
grand style to which I am accustomed.
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As far as Darrin
and I are concerned,
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our old furniture
is grand enough.
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Oh, Samantha.
The Salvation Army
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wouldn't even send
a truck out for it.
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Where is your breeding,
your culture,
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your upbringing, darling?
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I still have those, Mother,
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only my furniture is gone,
but not for long.
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Oh, Samantha.
I don't understand you.
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You could be living
in the lap of luxury
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instead of on the
bony knees of poverty.
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I happen to like
bony knees.
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Oh, Samantha, I'm still
a guest in your home,
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and happy surroundings
make a happy guest.
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Mother, your baby-sitting
chores are over,
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and so is your horsing
around with my living room.
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Oh! Uh...
Mrs... Um...
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Uh... Mother,
you know Darrin's mother.
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Oh!
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Bewitched.
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Mrs. Stephens.
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Mrs. Stephens.
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Oh! Mother, would you
please get some water?
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Why? She looks
so peaceful.
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It's a pity
to disturb her.
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Mother.
Mmm?
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She's not sleeping.
She fainted.
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There's a big difference.
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Here.
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If you insist on
bringing her around.
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Oh, Samantha.
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Here, have some water,
Mrs. Stephens.
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My pills, my tranquilizer
pills, they're in my purse.
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Mother, would you please
get Mrs. Stephens' purse?
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Of course.
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I think the walk
might do you good.
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What a concerned
daughter you are.
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Always looking
after my health.
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The furniture,
it's normal.
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But it was
all different.
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And now
it's back?
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Uh-huh.
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The furniture's back
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and all's right
with the world.
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Here, have
a tranquilizer.
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You don't know what
I'm talking about, do you?
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Huh?
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How could you? I'm
obviously losing my mind.
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Oh, Mrs. Stephens,
that's crazy.
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I mean,
that's ridiculous.
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You are one
of the most solid,
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realistic, well-adjusted
people I know.
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Here, have
a tranquilizer.
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Samantha, I know
you're trying to soothe me,
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but let's face it, there's
nothing you can say, dear.
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When the mind
starts to go,
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what can
anyone say?
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What about
bon voyage?
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Mother!
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Mrs. Stephens, why don't
you go upstairs and lie down?
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It might make you
feel a little better.
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Oh, perhaps
you're right.
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I'd be less
of a nuisance.
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Let me help you.
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No. No, thank you,
dear. You've...
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You've already
done enough.
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Yeah, more than enough.
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Honey!
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Honey.
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Have I got great news.
Shh!
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Not so loud.
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Samantha,
I just landed an account
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I've been trying to get
for six months.
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Six months of badgering
Larry to try a new angle,
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and you know
how I did it?
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I just... Darrin,
your mother's here.
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How wonderful.
I can tell you both.
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She's lying down.
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You mean she's resting.
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"Recuperating"
might be a better word.
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Recuperating
from what?
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Well, actually, it's not as
bad as you might expect.
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Let me be
the judge of that.
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I think you'd better sit
down. I think so, too.
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Darrin, your mother
is perfectly fine.
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It's just that she thinks
she's losing her mind.
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Out with it, Sam.
What happened?
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Well, when I came back
from shopping,
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Mother had changed
the furniture.
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You mean she
moved it around.
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Not around, out, and exchanged
it with Louis XIV furniture.
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My mother came in and caught
the Bobbsey twins at play.
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Now she thinks
she's losing her mind.
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That's about it.
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Terrific.
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Darrin, to say I am sorry is a
masterpiece of understatement.
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Not only that,
it doesn't solve anything.
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Well, there's only
one solution.
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What's that?
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We'll have to tell
your mother the truth.
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Samantha, my mother
isn't losing her mind, you are.
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We have no other choice.
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Yes, we do. But I don't
know which one is better.
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To let my mother go on
thinking she's losing her mind
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or to tell her that her son
is married to a witch.
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Oh, well,
she'll take it all right.
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You told me yourself
you had an aunt
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who thought
she was a lighthouse.
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But, Sam, that isn't
the same thing.
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Well, you bet it isn't.
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When it's foggy, I don't stand
up on the roof and do this...
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...to warn
the ships at sea.
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Yeah, she was
kind of weird.
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Let's look at
the bright side.
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You find it and I'll
be glad to look at it.
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Well, first,
and most important,
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is the relief of not having
to pretend anymore.
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After six years,
the truth can be told.
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Tell me more
about the bright side.
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Darrin, what else
can we do?
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As the wise man said,
"Honesty is the best policy."
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I'll bet that wise man
didn't have to tell his mother
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his wife is a witch.
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[Phyllis] Frank!
Is that you?
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Oh, it's you, Darrin.
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Hi, Mom.
How do you feel?
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I heard voices and I
thought it was your father.
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I guess I can't even recognize
my own husband's voice anymore.
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I suppose Samantha
told you what happened.
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Yes, she told me,
all right.
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Well, don't worry
about me, Son.
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I'll disappear
quietly into oblivion,
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and your father
will be all right.
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He's young.
He can remarry,
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even start
a new family.
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Wouldn't you like
a baby brother?
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Mom, you're
talking nonsense.
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Of course
I'm talking nonsense.
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My mind is gone.
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Well, Mother, you're about to hear
something that's going to relieve you
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and shock you.
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Go ahead.
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Shock treatment may be
just what I need right now.
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It's all yours, Sam.
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Well, Mrs. Stephens,
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the furniture that you saw
changing back and forth,
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it actually did change.
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Oh, Samantha, please,
we've been all through that.
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No, no. No, we haven't been
through what I'm going to tell you.
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It's a secret we should
have told you a long time ago.
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A secret?
Yes.
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It explains how you happened
to see the furniture change.
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Oh?
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Yes.
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I am a witch.
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You're a what?
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I'm a witch.
So is my mother.
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Oh, Samantha!
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That's ridiculous.
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I'm not so sure
about your mother.
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No, you see,
I really am a witch.
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A cauldron-stirring,
card-carrying witch.
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And I have magic powers, and
I can make things move around.
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Samantha, there's no
such thing as witches.
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Well, I guess I'll just
have to prove it.
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Darrin, would you
like that ashtray?
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Please.
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It's magic.
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It's all done with
mirrors. It must be.
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Well, how about this,
Mrs. Stephens?
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Oh, that's awful!
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I gave you that for your
last wedding anniversary.
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Don't worry.
I'll put it back together.
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Samantha,
you're a witch.
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Now you're talking.
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And the furniture
really did change,
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and you really did make that
ashtray fly through the room?
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Uh-huh.
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Mmm-hmm.
She did that, too.
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Oh, that must be Frank.
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Now, Mom, it's not necessary to
tell Dad about all this right now.
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We'll find the right moment,
and then we'll spring it on him.
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In the meantime, it'll
be our little secret, okay?
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Okay.
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Hi, Dad.
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Darrin, I got the strangest
call from your mother.
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She seems to
think she's...
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[Phyllis] Frank!
Phyllis.
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I'm so glad to see
you. Are you all right?
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Oh, it's true,
Frank.
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I thought I was losing
my mind but I'm not.
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Oh, of course
you're not.
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I realized
I was perfectly sane
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once I found out
Samantha is a witch.
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Samantha's a what?
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A witch.
She's a witch.
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Now, look, Phyllis, you made
me miss my pinochle game,
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and I got a ticket
racing over here.
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I'm in no mood
for jokes.
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Samantha, go ahead,
prove you're a witch.
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Phyllis, you're talking
about our daughter-in-law.
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Watch this.
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Hey! That's the present we got
them for their last anniversary.
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I know.
You'll see, Frank.
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Having a witch in
the family will be fun.
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If I break a vase,
I'll just call Samantha
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and she puts it
back together again.
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Go ahead, Sam.
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One more time.
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Phyllis, when you
called me,
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you told me you
were losing your mind.
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You were right.
I'm telling you, Frank.
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I saw the vase fall
and break and...
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And she put it
back together again.
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And she made an ashtray
fly across the room.
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Come along. Let's go
see Dr. Rhinehouse.
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My coat.
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A witch.
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Sam, what happened?
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I don't know.
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Somebody's pulled
the plug on my powers.
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How do you feel?
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Well, I feel fine.
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I just don't understand
what happened.
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I just heard,
Samantha.
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It was the Witches' Council
that removed your powers.
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How dare they!
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00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:34,791
How dare you!
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00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:38,252
Revealing yourself to
mortals could be disastrous.
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How soon you forget the
beating we took at Salem.
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00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:45,343
But the Witches' Council doesn't have
any right to take away my powers.
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They have the right
to prevent you
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from frivolously flaunting
yourself as a witch.
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Now you still
have your powers.
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Wait a minute.
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But not in front
of mortals.
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Durwood doesn't count.
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00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:12,203
How am I gonna convince Mrs.
Stephens that she hasn't flipped?
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Well, you can't show
yourself as a witch,
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so you'll have to come
up with another idea.
251
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,544
But there is
no other way.
252
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:24,841
As usual, Durwood, you're
a bottomless pit of ideas.
253
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:33,558
Now, tell me, Mrs.
Stephens, what seems to be the trouble?
254
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,520
Dr. Rhinehouse,
255
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,648
I'm losing my mind.
256
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,191
Mmm-hmm.
257
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:45,111
And what else
is bothering you?
258
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,698
Doctor, I don't think
you heard me.
259
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,908
I said
I'm losing my mind.
260
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:55,496
My dear Mrs. Stephens, we're all
losing our mind, more or less.
261
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:59,834
The world is a very
anxious, uptight place.
262
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:04,130
But, Doctor, I saw an
ashtray fly across the room,
263
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:07,717
a vase shatter and put
itself back together again.
264
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,678
At least you haven't
been bored.
265
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,932
Bored? I'm mad!
266
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,727
Now, now let's not
jump to conclusions.
267
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:21,272
An active imagination
doesn't mean you're mad.
268
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,107
Have you tried writing?
269
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,651
Dr. Rhinehouse, if you
want to know the truth,
270
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,362
I still think my
daughter-in-law's a witch.
271
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,032
So, I think my
son-in-law's a bum.
272
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,034
He hasn't worked
in eight months.
273
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,412
But, Doctor, my
daughter-in-law's a real witch.
274
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:39,790
I mean, she does
all kinds of witch tricks.
275
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,793
You mean she, uh,
276
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,879
flies on a broom?
277
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,674
I don't know.
278
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,761
She might
if she was in a hurry.
279
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,930
Charming!
280
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,099
You don't believe me.
281
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,060
You think
I'm making it up.
282
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,770
I tell you,
I'm sick!
283
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:04,482
Please, I'm the doctor.
If you're sick, I tell you.
284
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,026
Sorry.
285
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:12,365
So, stay on your tranquilizers,
and don't worry about a thing.
286
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,450
And take
my advice, write.
287
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,662
It's a shame to waste
an imagination like yours.
288
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,455
Then you think there's nothing
seriously wrong with me, Doctor?
289
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:23,751
Of course not,
you're fine.
290
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:28,339
Mr. Stephens, may I see you
for a moment, please, alone?
291
00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:36,347
Mr. Stephens, there's something
seriously wrong with your wife.
292
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:39,100
But only a second ago
you said she was fine.
293
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,102
Forget what I said
a second ago.
294
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,521
Believe me,
she's sick.
295
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,273
Well, what's wrong
with her?
296
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,941
You want the truth?
297
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,651
Yes.
298
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,861
I don't know.
299
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,446
You don't know?
300
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,366
At $35 an hour
you don't know?
301
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,452
Let me put it another
way, I'm not sure.
302
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:03,124
It could be physical
or it could be mental.
303
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:06,210
Oh, well, I'm glad you
narrowed it down to that.
304
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,255
I suggest a complete
physical examination,
305
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:14,677
and I will set up a series of
psychological tests for her to take.
306
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,305
Well, isn't there something
we can do in the meantime?
307
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:20,349
Yeah, love her,
comfort her
308
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:24,353
und never let her
out of your sight.
309
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,273
Oh.
310
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,571
Phyllis.
311
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,907
Phyllis!
312
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,625
"Dear Frank, I know Dr. Rhinehouse
wasn't telling me the truth.
313
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,085
"Please try to forget me.
Love, Phyllis."
314
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,588
I just don't
understand it.
315
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,299
Your mother's been complaining
of aches and pains for years,
316
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,509
but she's never gone
off the track before.
317
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,596
I have a hunch where she
might have gone. Where's that?
318
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:02,058
Well, the logical place for a
person to go who thinks she's...
319
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,561
Uh...
320
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:10,023
Well, I think
she'd go to a rest home.
321
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,776
[Darrin] That's a possibility.
322
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,779
There must be hundreds
of rest homes in the city.
323
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,656
We'll call them all.
324
00:19:16,696 --> 00:19:20,284
I'll bet she's in one of them
right now, taking her pills.
325
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,205
Yeah, her pills.
326
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,791
Excuse me while
I check my roast.
327
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,502
I'll get the phone
book, Dad. Good.
328
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:46,143
Here, try the
Whippoorwill Rest Home.
329
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,104
That's her favorite bird.
330
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,734
Elixir of herbs
and sloe gin fizz,
331
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:57,446
whisk me to where
Mrs. Stephens is.
332
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,532
Oh, that's terrible.
333
00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:14,463
I'm Mrs. Quigley.
What's your name, sweetie?
334
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,965
Mrs. Stephens.
335
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,969
What are you in for?
336
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,762
I'm having
hallucinations.
337
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:24,807
I think my
daughter-in-law's a witch.
338
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,684
My kids put me away.
339
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:30,186
Unappreciative,
rotten little...
340
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,398
Well, what are
you in for?
341
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,816
I told you.
342
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,736
I have delusions that my
daughter-in-law's a witch.
343
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,112
You play gin?
344
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,281
No. No,
I never learned.
345
00:20:40,321 --> 00:20:41,741
Well, you should have.
346
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:45,202
People ought to plan
for their old age.
347
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,121
What are you in for?
348
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,458
I've been trying
to tell you. My...
349
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,669
I know!
I'll bet you play canasta.
350
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,630
No, I don't.
351
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,967
That's the trouble
with you youngsters.
352
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,011
You're unaccomplished.
353
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,515
You never did
tell me what...
354
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,311
What's in that bottle?
355
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,396
Oh, those are
my tranquilizers.
356
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,190
Oh, let me have one.
357
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,566
Mine aren't working at all.
358
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,609
Oh, do you really
think you should?
359
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:20,654
Boy, you are a worrier.
360
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,324
I don't blame your kids
for putting you away.
361
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,910
They didn't put me away!
362
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,829
I put myself away.
363
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,332
People and things
be wild and free,
364
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,792
but only for
Mrs. Quigley to see.
365
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,055
Look at that!
366
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,810
Look at what?
367
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:06,575
Those oranges, they
all floated off the tree,
368
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,702
and then bounced around
on the ground,
369
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,622
and then floated back
onto the tree again.
370
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,917
It was wild.
371
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,182
Look at that!
372
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,730
Look at what?
373
00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:47,741
Those pills.
What's in those pills?
374
00:22:47,782 --> 00:22:51,119
I'm on a trip
you wouldn't believe.
375
00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:54,540
Doctor! Doctor!
376
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:56,750
Doctor!
377
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:10,431
Oh, Mrs. Stephens, thank
goodness I found you!
378
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,725
Samantha, what
are you doing here?
379
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:16,478
Looking for you. Mr. Stephens
and Darrin are worried sick.
380
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,105
Do you play canasta?
381
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,648
I'm afraid not.
382
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,901
Oh, that's the trouble
with teenagers.
383
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:24,820
You're worse
than the youngsters.
384
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,946
What's the matter,
Mrs. Quigley?
385
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,825
Give me those
pills, sweetie.
386
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:36,832
Take a look at these
tranquilizers, Doctor.
387
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,672
These aren't tranquilizers.
They're hallucinogenics.
388
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,635
They are?
Yes.
389
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:52,013
You take one of these and you can
imagine all sorts of wild things.
390
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:55,392
I'll take a gross.
391
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:57,978
Samantha,
those are my pills.
392
00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:01,482
There seems to be
some sort of a mistake here.
393
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,359
The bottle is
marked "tranquilizers,"
394
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,195
but these are
hallucinogenic pills.
395
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,823
Well, that
explains everything.
396
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:12,743
The druggist must have
given you the wrong pills.
397
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,496
You've got a lawsuit here,
Mrs. Stephens.
398
00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:18,791
Oh, Doctor, I'm
too relieved for that.
399
00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:20,709
I've been seeing
crazy things all day
400
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,628
and now
I know why.
401
00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,713
Oh, Samantha,
dear, forgive me.
402
00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:27,840
I don't
know what to say.
403
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,677
Don't say anything,
Mrs. Stephens.
404
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,012
I understand.
Just thank Mrs. Quigley.
405
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:34,181
If it hadn't been for her, we
might never have found out.
406
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:36,850
Mrs. Quigley. Oh, you
wanna hand wrestle.
407
00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:38,852
Well, that's one thing
I don't do,
408
00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:42,731
but I will take
those pills, sweetie.
409
00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:46,734
With your permission, ladies,
I'll take those pills.
410
00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:50,906
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