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[Sam] Ooh, it's gonna be
such fun.
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I want you to look over there
and see the pretty tree.
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See the pretty tree with all
the lights and everything?
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There are some
presents down there, too.
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That's gonna be fun.
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Oh, my goodness me.
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Catch you under the mistletoe.
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Yes. Oh, my goodness,
aren't they pretty?
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Red and yellow and green and
blue and all sorts of colors.
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Well, come
on and tell me about it.
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Yeah. All
the pretty Christmas lights.
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Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my.
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Babies are such
a nice way to start people.
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Mommy! Mommy!
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But they do grow up,
don't they?
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I'm never going to
play with Sidney again.
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He's mean and terrible.
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Oh, my. Now, what has
Sidney done that is so terrible?
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He said there was
no Santa Claus.
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Oh.
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Even after I told him
we know Santa
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and you've been to his house
at the North Pole,
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he still didn't believe me.
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Tabitha, now,
don't you remember
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what I've told you
about our little secrets?
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If you tell them
to someone else,
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they won't be
secrets anymore.
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I'm sorry, Mommy.
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But that terrible old Sidney
just made me mad.
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Sweetheart, everyone is entitled
to believe in what they want.
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Now, if they don't want to
believe, that's all right, too.
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Now, when it comes
to Santa Claus,
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most mortals don't
believe he exists
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just like they don't
believe in witches.
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Now do you understand?
Uh-huh.
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Which reminds me.
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I am gonna get Esmeralda to come
and help out for a few days.
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Goody!
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Yoo-hoo! Esmeralda?
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Hello, Samantha. Is...
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No. No,
he's not home from work yet.
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Oh, good.
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Esmeralda, I'm a little
behind in my shopping.
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Would you mind
staying a couple of days?
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Always a pleasure.
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Hello, my little princess.
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Hello, Esmeralda.
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And how is my
handsome little warlock?
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Just about to have his lunch.
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And, incidentally, there's a 50-50
chance he might be mortal, you know.
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Oh, there is? Poor thing.
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It would be such a...
Such a...
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Esmeralda, don't!
Such a...
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What did you get this time?
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Do you think the baby would
like a bottle of goat's milk?
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Terrific.
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When Darrin gets home,
try and stay out of drafts.
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Oh, you didn't tell me
he was coming home.
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Well, that's what he usually
does when he gets through work.
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Oh, my.
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Esmeralda, why don't you
take Tabitha upstairs
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and get started with her bath?
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All right.
Come along, dearie.
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See?
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That is a goat.
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See? That was a goat.
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Well, Esmeralda's witchcraft may not
be very good but it doesn't last.
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How about that?
How about that?
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Do you think that was funny?
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Did you think that was funny?
I thought that was funny. Whee!
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Mmm-hmm.
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Oh.
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Larry's giving you
a mink stole for Christmas?
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Oh, Louise, that's wonderful.
He's such a dear.
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He's not a dear?
Why is he furious?
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Oh.
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Well, maybe you should have
consulted him before you bought it.
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[Darrin] Sam!
Oh, dear.
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I gotta go. Yes, Louise.
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I'll tell Darrin
to talk to Larry.
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Maybe he can convince him that a mink coat
and a mink stole are two different things.
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Bye, Louise.
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Esmeralda,
haven't you learned yet
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that Mr. Stephens
really likes you?
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[Esmeralda] Well, he doesn't show it.
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Well, how can he show it
when you pop out
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every time you
hear his voice?
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That's better.
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Hi, sweetheart.
Hi.
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How about a nice
double martini?
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What's wrong?
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Sam, I thought you were gonna
warn me when Esmeralda was here.
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I thought offering you a double
martini would be enough of a warning.
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I wonder what she's sneezed up
this time. I'm afraid to think.
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Oh, now, sweetheart,
try and control your temper.
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Remember, "peace on earth, good
will toward men" includes witches.
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Isn't that cute?
Christmas seals.
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Can I keep them, Daddy?
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Well,
they won't last, sweetheart.
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None of her spells ever do.
Mostly.
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See? There was nothing
for you to get uptight about.
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Sam,
I'll take that martini now
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and you can leave out
the vermouth.
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I'm glad you're staying,
'cause I want you to be here
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when Santa Claus
comes tomorrow night.
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Oh, yes. I haven't seen Santa
Claus in a good number of years.
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As a matter of fact,
I can't remember when I...
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Is there anything else
I can do for you, sweetheart?
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Yeah.
Start making another one.
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Better make
a whole pitcherful.
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Sweetheart, why don't you
finish your drink,
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and I'll go and
check in the kitchen.
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I'd rather see this
when I'm sober.
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Oh.
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Samantha, is that the real...
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Samantha,
my dear girl, how are you?
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That's who it is all right.
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Oh, just fine, Santa.
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How's Mrs. Claus?
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Fine.
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She's gonna be
a little surprised
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when she wakes up
from her nap.
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I don't usually go on trips
during my busy season.
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Well, my dear girl, I'm afraid I
shall have to be getting back.
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Do you want to tell him,
or should I?
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Actually, I think you're going
to find this very amusing.
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You see, when Esmeralda materializes
someone, it's usually by accident.
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Frequently.
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But then in a little while
they just fade away
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and go back
where they came from.
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Well, that is amusing.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho!
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In a little while, eh?
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The longest it's ever taken
is a couple of days.
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What? Do you tell me I could
be stuck here all that time?
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Impossible!
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What happened
to "ho, ho, ho"?
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Oh, my dear girl, you're
a witch. Do something.
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Well, you see, uh,
this was Esmeralda's doing
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and no one else
has any power over it.
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Now,
if you sit down and relax,
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the spell will have a better
chance of wearing off.
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We should leave them alone.
Come on, sweetheart.
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You mean a watched
pot never boils?
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I didn't mean that
the way it sounded.
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Sweetheart, why don't you go
upstairs and get ready for dinner,
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and Tabitha and I
will give the baby his bath.
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I'll get it.
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Oh!
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Hi, Mrs. Kravitz. We're a
little busy right now, so...
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I just wanted to remind you
about the contest.
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Contest?
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For the best decorated house
in the neighborhood.
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Don't you remember I talked to you
about it a couple of weeks ago?
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Oh, yes. I'll talk to
Mr. Stephens about it.
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Oh, there he is now.
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What's he doing?
Trying on his costume?
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Nothing's happened
so far, Samantha...
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May I compliment you?
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Anyone who's gone to that much
trouble just to please his children
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is certainly
to be complimented.
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Mrs. Kravitz, we were just about
to sit down to dinner, so...
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I'm going. You know, that's the most
convincing Santa suit I've ever seen.
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Real ermine?
What's that? Foam rubber?
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I beg your pardon!
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Mrs. Kravitz,
you'll have to excuse us.
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Wonderful.
It's just wonderful.
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But how does he do that
with his voice?
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He runs around in the snow
and catches cold.
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Good night, Mrs. Kravitz.
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Oh, good grief.
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Do you realize that I still have thousands
of toys to make before tomorrow night?
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My helpers at the Pole won't
know how to proceed without me.
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I assure you, Santa.
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The spell can't
last much longer.
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That's what you said
a couple of hours ago.
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Well, maybe instead of toys, you could
leave each child a gift certificate.
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Ooh!
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Excuse me.
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It's Larry.
It's Larry.
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I forgot. We're supposed to convince him to
keep the mink Louise bought as a surprise.
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Larry wants a mink?
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No, Louise does.
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Just tell him we're about
to sit down to dinner.
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Hi, Darrin. I was just
on my way home, and...
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Oh, Larry, we're just
about to sit down to dinner.
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No, no, no. I couldn't eat
a thing, but I'll take a drink.
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I just had to get away
from the mass hysteria
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that seizes
the entire population
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during this so-called
season of mirth.
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I tell you,
I'm sick of it.
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Sick of
the crass commercialism
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that's invaded
the Christmas holiday.
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Does this have anything
to do with Louise's mink?
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Aha!
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So you're one of the
thousands of select people
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that Louise
has complained to.
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What are you drinking?
Anything.
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Triple.
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Oh, Samantha,
what am I going to do?
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There are thousands and thousands
of children depending on me.
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Oh, if only I had my
workers here and some tools.
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Would that help?
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Well, of course.
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I might be able
to manage that.
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Really?
Oh, that would be splendid!
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There's something
I have to take care of first.
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Aren't you and Louise
on speaking terms?
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She is.
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I'm on listening terms.
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Larry, don't you think that Louise is
gonna be worried about where you are?
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All Louise cares about is
what she can get out of me.
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I happen to know she
also cares about you.
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Yeah. She likes me
for what I am, rich.
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But you're right.
I ought to go home
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so she'll have
someone to interrupt.
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I'll walk you
to your car.
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Okay, let's give it a whirl.
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Stars, sun, wind and tide in
the heavens where you abide.
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Before your powers we do bow.
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Bring Santa's helpers
here and now.
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That was beautiful.
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Where have you been?
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We've been looking
all over for you!
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Oh, Darrin, there's
something I have to...
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Sweetheart, I had to do it
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because Santa would have lost
a lot of valuable time
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and thousands of children
would have been disappointed.
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Now, the only reason I
didn't discuss it with you first
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was I knew you'd forbid me to do
it and I'd have to disobey you,
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and you know
I'd never do that.
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Now how about some dinner?
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Samantha, for your sake,
for Santa's sake
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and for the sake of my
sanity, I'm going to bed.
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Oh...
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Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart.
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That's all right.
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I was having
a terrible nightmare anyway.
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I wonder how Santa
and his elves are doing.
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00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:35,208
Now that you mention it, that
nightmare wasn't so terrible.
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I'll go and check.
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I'm kind of curious anyway.
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I don't see how they can turn out
that many toys in so short a time.
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Abner! Abner, wake up!
They've got elves!
245
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:40,231
Elves in
the living room making toys!
246
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,358
And elves! And Santa Claus!
247
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,569
And they're all running
around like jumping jacks!
248
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:48,865
Gladys, you'd better loosen your
rollers. Your hair is too tight.
249
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,374
The coast is clear.
250
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,543
I got Darrin to go
to the store for me.
251
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:01,544
Now what?
252
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,338
Well, I have been giving this
a lot of thought.
253
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:08,217
Now, Esmeralda's mistakes
usually fade long before this
254
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:12,930
so we'll just have to face the
possibility that you're not going to.
255
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:18,227
Are you telling me the whole
night's work has been for naught?
256
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:22,273
Oh, no.
I have an alternate plan.
257
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,485
If I can materialize
your sleigh and reindeer,
258
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:28,446
you'll have your own wheels,
so to speak.
259
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,990
That's all I need.
260
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,659
I think it's a disgrace
the way they just refuse
261
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,621
to make an effort to beautify
the neighborhood for Christmas.
262
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:40,249
If you cared about beautifying
the neighborhood, you'd move.
263
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,961
Abner, that's not
a very funny joke.
264
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,422
So what? You didn't
pay anything to hear it.
265
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,174
I'm going to get the paper.
266
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:54,472
Come, Dasher! Come, Dancer!
Come, Prancer and Vixen!
267
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:58,267
Come, Comet! Come, Cupid!
Come, Donner and Blitzen!
268
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:01,145
To the lawn of the house
where Santa is stuck.
269
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,440
Be sure if you fly,
the antennas you duck.
270
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,174
What are you
complaining about?
271
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,134
I think the Stephenses
did a terrific job
272
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,469
with their
Christmas decorations.
273
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,096
What?
274
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,310
But why on the lawn?
275
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,186
Because there
wasn't room out back.
276
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,315
And when Mrs. Kravitz sees it,
we're gonna win first prize
277
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,526
for the best decorated house
in the neighborhood.
278
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:52,029
But it wasn't there
a minute ago.
279
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,031
Gladys, let's play house.
280
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,741
You be the door
and I'll shut you.
281
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,536
Can they at least
hold the loading
282
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,454
until it gets
completely dark?
283
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,998
Impossible.
284
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,542
I have to make a stop
at the North Pole
285
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:08,170
and encircle the globe
between now and morning.
286
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,425
There's nobody out there now.
287
00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:14,468
You ready?
288
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,471
One, two, three, go!
289
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,230
Abner! Where are you?
290
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,065
In the cellar.
What do you want?
291
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,068
Come here!
You won't believe this!
292
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:34,280
If I won't believe it, do you
mind if I save myself a climb?
293
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:57,762
Goodbye, Santa. And I'm terribly
sorry for the inconvenience.
294
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,222
Oh,
that's all right, my dear.
295
00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:04,101
It'll make an interesting
chapter when I write my memoirs.
296
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:08,147
Although, quite frankly, I don't
think anyone would believe it.
297
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,441
All right! Hold tight!
298
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,194
A merry Christmas to all!
299
00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:14,487
Cool it, Santa.
300
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,835
You've got to be kidding!
301
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,296
We're having a contest
in the neighborhood.
302
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,839
Well, you're sure out
to win it, aren't you?
303
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:37,134
I've seen people go hog-wild
with Christmas decorations,
304
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,470
but this is ridiculous.
305
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,807
Darrin, why don't you take Larry
in and give him a brandy eggnog?
306
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,767
No, thanks.
I've already had a couple.
307
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,853
Louise had me up all night
yapping about that mink stole.
308
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,647
I'll make one for you
without the eggnog.
309
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,523
Now you're talking.
310
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:57,530
Santa, if we didn't have you,
we'd have to make you up.
311
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,376
Goodbye, Santa!
312
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,337
Mmm.
313
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,172
That was a good eggnog.
314
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,799
Have another.
315
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,843
Mommy! Daddy!
316
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,344
Yes, sweetheart?
317
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,347
Santa's leaving. Don't
you want to say goodbye?
318
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,411
What's that?
319
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:52,167
Oh, you mean that
thing in the sky.
320
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,503
We've been seeing
a lot of that lately.
321
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:57,798
They say it's a new rocket
the Air Force is testing.
322
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:58,840
Oh?
323
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,343
Or maybe...
324
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:06,724
Maybe it's Santa
and his reindeer.
325
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:10,311
Yeah. Our new secret weapon.
Santa and his...
326
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,607
Hey, your Christmas display.
It's gone.
327
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:18,611
Oh, yeah. Well, you see, they get
time-and-a-half for night work,
328
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,070
so I let them go.
329
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:24,241
Well, that thing that was flying
through the sky sure looked like...
330
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,618
Like...
331
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:26,786
Yes, Larry?
332
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:29,872
Couldn't be.
333
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:32,583
But for a minute,
you really thought
334
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,627
it was Santa Claus,
didn't you?
335
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,632
Well, for a minute,
maybe, but...
336
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,428
I think I'd better run along.
337
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,806
I've still got to
pick up Louise's present.
338
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,557
Just what are you
getting her?
339
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:51,936
Oh, it's a little
sort of a... Yes?
340
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:56,440
Well, you know, it kind of
goes around her shoulders and...
341
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,567
Well, I've forgotten
what they call it.
342
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,945
But it's made of fur?
343
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,489
And it's very expensive?
344
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,866
Yeah. I...
345
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:07,701
I told you
it wasn't the money.
346
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,703
I just wanted it
to be a surprise.
347
00:22:09,744 --> 00:22:10,830
Sure.
348
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,707
Merry Christmas, Larry.
349
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:18,254
Well, a merry Christmas
to all and to all a good night.
350
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:23,759
Gee, that does sound
better than "humbug."
351
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,263
Oh, my.
352
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:33,519
Well, Christmas comes
but once a year.
353
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:37,940
Sweetheart, do you realize
that you are the only mortal
354
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:41,694
who can say he has
actually met Santa Claus?
355
00:22:41,734 --> 00:22:43,571
Yeah. That's true.
356
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,740
Who can I say it to?
357
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:47,782
Oh...
358
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:06,802
No, it isn't.
It's Clementine.
359
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,762
We're gonna call her Cindy.
360
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,638
Oh, well, okay.
361
00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:13,517
Sweetheart, you know,
you've had a big day
362
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,769
and I think it's time you
went up and got ready for bed.
363
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,606
Can I play
a few more minutes?
364
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:22,359
Oh, well, all right,
a few more minutes.
365
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:24,028
Do you want to
hear something wild?
366
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,696
[Sam] What is it?
367
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,782
Listen, "Thousands report
celestial phenomenon.
368
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,910
"Police and army switchboards
were jammed yesterday
369
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:33,621
"by callers reporting an
unusual sight in the heavens.
370
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,955
"Most callers
identified the object as a UFO
371
00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:39,417
"but some insisted that they had actually
seen Santa Claus and his reindeer
372
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:40,920
"riding across the sky."
373
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:42,963
How do you like that?
374
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:46,634
Well, as I have always said,
375
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,970
mortals are the funniest
people and the nicest.
376
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:52,973
Thank you for making this
such a lovely Christmas.
377
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,393
Oh, I forgot to ask you.
378
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:59,021
Can Sidney come over
and play tomorrow?
379
00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,357
Oh! You're friends again?
380
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:05,402
Uh-huh. He finally admitted
there's a Santa Claus.
381
00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:06,737
How come?
382
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:09,365
Well, he kept saying,
"There's no Santa!
383
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:12,493
"There's no Santa!
There's no Santa!"
384
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,828
So I turned him
into a mushroom
385
00:24:14,869 --> 00:24:18,499
and he finally admitted
he was wrong.
386
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:19,833
Tabitha,
how many times have you...
387
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,378
Now, Darrin, it's Christmas.
388
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,422
Okay.
389
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:28,092
But tomorrow, young lady,
390
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:33,138
you and I are going to have
a serious witch-to-witch talk.
391
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:49,029
[Sam] From all of us to all of
you, a very merry Christmas.
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