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Sam!
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Darrin. Look what
you made me do.
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You wouldn't have
done what you did
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if you hadn't
done what you did.
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Well, I just got
tired running up
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and down that ladder,
and I lost my head.
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Sam, when are
you going...
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Sweetheart, why don't you
just go out and come back
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and we'll forget
this ever happened?
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Good morning, sweetheart.
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Morning, sweetheart.
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I'll bet you don't
know what today is.
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Let's see.
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It's too late
for Groundhog Day
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and too early for
National Frankfurter Week.
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What day is it?
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It's exactly three days,
eight hours and 45 minutes
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since your mother
last inflicted herself on us.
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Now, Darrin, I know Mother
can be a bit difficult, but...
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All right, all right.
She can be a lot difficult
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but she is my mother and she's
not without a certain charm.
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I had hoped that you might
come to like her a little.
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I like her a little.
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Very little.
Very little.
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I guess what
bugs me the most
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is the way she barges in
without any advance notice.
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Well...
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"Advance notice.
I am barging. Endora."
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Darrin, for once
try to be agreeable.
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No matter what she says,
just agree. Please.
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Okay. But believe me,
it won't help.
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Samantha, my love.
How are you?
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Oh, I'm sorry if I
disturbed your stupor.
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Good morning,
Endora.
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How nice
you dropped in.
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You're a sight for sore eyes that
brightens an otherwise bleak morning.
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Keep that up and you'll
be a monkey's uncle.
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Darrin,
you'll be late for work.
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Yes, but it's worth it to make
your mother feel welcome.
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Endora, won't you sit down
and rest your weary bones?
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That does it.
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Now he's saying I'm
too decrepit to stand.
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Sweetheart,
you can't win.
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Why don't you
go to work?
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Okay. Bye, sweetheart.
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Bye, Endora.
Ooh!
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You lay a lip on me and I'll put you
in orbit for the rest of your life.
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I was just
reaching for my paper.
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What in the name of all that's
witchly has gotten into him?
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Nothing.
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Darrin happens to be an
extremely agreeable person.
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Everyone thinks so.
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His business associates,
his friends.
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Everyone but you.
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Now, don't you think
you might be wrong?
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Why?
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Columbus was the
only one that thought
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the world was round
and he was right.
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Oh, it's no use.
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Excuse me, Mother.
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Yes.
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So agreeable, is he?
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Well, if he really were, he'd
take a nice, long, one-way trip.
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Or maybe...
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Yes!
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I'll zap him into such an agreeable
state, he'll be utterly sickening.
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That was Mrs. Kravitz.
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She had this crazy civic
improvement petition.
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I told her I wouldn't sign
it without consulting you.
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I'd better duck
out the back way.
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And I'm gonna
give Adam his bottle.
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Bye-bye.
Bye.
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Just going out
the back way.
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Saying goodbye to
you once is bad enough,
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but twice is revolting.
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Endora, I'd love to
stay and bicker, but...
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Bee's knees
and bell's knell,
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hearken to
my tricky spell.
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To prove your brain's
the size of a pea,
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with all you hear,
you will agree.
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Excuse me.
Gotta run.
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Wait!
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See how cloudy it is?
It might rain.
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Yeah, it might. I'd
better get an umbrella.
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Whatever for? There
isn't a cloud in the sky.
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You're absolutely right.
Bye-bye, Endora.
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Goodbye, Durwood. Good luck.
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Oh! Mr. Stephens!
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Mr. Stephens!
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Your wife said you already
left, but here you are.
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That's right.
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What can I do for
you, Mrs. Kravitz?
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I wanted to ask you
to sign this petition.
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We're trying to get
the city to do something
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about the bus stops.
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Now I don't know how often
you've had to wait for a bus,
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but those benches
are terribly uncomfortable
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and we of the Civic
Improvement Committee
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feel that they
should be upholstered.
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Upholstered bus benches?
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Yes. Wouldn't that be nice?
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Oh, I agree. Where do I sign?
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Would you be interested in
circulating one of these petitions?
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Of course.
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Now if you'll excuse me, Mrs.
Kravitz, I've got to get to work.
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Oh, sure. I'm
sorry I held you up.
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But these things are
terribly important.
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Oh, I know.
I couldn't agree more.
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Yes?
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Mrs. Stephens
is on the phone.
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Thank you.
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Hi, hon. What's up?
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Well, frankly,
I'm a little puzzled.
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Gladys Kravitz came back
and left a petition.
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She said you agreed
to get signatures.
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That's right, I did.
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You're gonna ask
people you know to sign
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a petition for
upholstered bus benches?
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Don't you think
that's a little ridiculous?
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It's a lot ridiculous.
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Then why did you agree
to take the petition?
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I don't know. Just to
be agreeable, I guess.
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Well, that's fine,
sweetheart,
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but I think you went
a little overboard.
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She's also put you on the
Save the Starlings committee.
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The Starlings?
What street do they live on?
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They are birds.
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They fly into glass
buildings and get hurt.
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She wants the city to condemn
buildings made of glass.
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That's very interesting.
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It's absurd.
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That's what I mean.
It's absurdly interesting.
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Just a minute. Yes?
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Mr. Tate would like
to see you in the office right away.
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Okay. I've gotta run, Sam.
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Talk to you later. Bye.
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Uh...
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Hi, Larry.
Oh. New clubs?
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Yes. You know me.
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I'm always trying
to improve my game.
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You ought to try
cheating. It's cheaper.
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You know, I thought
we might go over
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a few things
before Shotwell arrives.
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Good idea.
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I'm anxious to turn
this account over to you,
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but it's got to be
handled delicately.
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Darrin, you've got to
be diplomatic.
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Without compromising
your principles, of course.
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Larry, I agree with you 100%.
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You do? That's great.
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You know how much
I respect your integrity.
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But let's face it, sometimes
you go overboard.
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You're right,
Larry. I do.
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Well, I'm glad to hear
you admit that, for once.
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Mr. Shotwell is here.
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Ask him to come right in.
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Oh, just one last thing.
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He claims he
doesn't like yes men.
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But the truth is,
he hates people
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who disagree
with him even more.
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So I want you to be...
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Mr. Shotwell!
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Good to see you.
This is Darrin Stephens.
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Heard a lot of good things
about you, young fellow.
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Well, thanks.
Any of it true?
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Have a seat,
Mr. Shotwell.
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I certainly hope so.
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And Larry has
filled me in
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on what a dynamic and
inspiring person you are.
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That's a lot of baloney.
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It certainly is.
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I forgot to tell you about
Stephens' sense of humor.
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It's a little peculiar.
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But you know these geniuses.
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Frankly, I find geniuses
a pain in the neck.
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So do I.
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They're also the only ones
who come up with original ideas.
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Exactly.
The world needs geniuses.
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Apparently there's one thing they
didn't tell you about me, Stephens.
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I don't like yes men.
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I'm well aware of that, sir, and
I happen to share that feeling.
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Let's get down to business,
shall we?
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You know my feeling that
the advertising campaigns
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of Shotwell Pharmaceuticals
can use some new blood.
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That's why I brought Stephens
into the picture.
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He's roughed out some ideas
with a younger, fresher approach
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and I'll turn
the floor over to him.
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You think our approach has
been too conservative, do you?
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Yes. I completely
agree with Mr. Tate.
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Well, I don't.
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You're absolutely right.
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What?
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Listen, why get bogged down
in semantics, huh?
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Explain your approach
to Mr. Shotwell
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and show him some
of your layouts.
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Certainly.
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First of all, let's take
a look at your slogan.
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"Oldest pharmaceutical
establishment in America."
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Now, that's a dignified,
impressive concept.
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But in today's jargon,
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the word "establishment"
has negative connotations,
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particularly to
the young people.
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Three-quarters of our
customers are over 40.
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Yes, and that's why I say
never change your slogan.
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Well, I have
just one thing to say.
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If you're that anxious to get off my
account, I'll make it easy for you.
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You'll have a letter of
cancellation in the morning.
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Now wait a minute,
Mr. Shotwell.
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Never mind Stephens.
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I'll stay on
the account myself
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and I promise you
I'll do everything to...
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Congratulations.
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In three minutes, you managed to
destroy a 21-year relationship.
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Why? Why did you have
to be so darned agreeable?
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I certainly did
agree a lot, didn't I?
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I don't know whether to
strangle you or fire you.
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Either one's
okay with me, Larry.
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That's the first thing you've
agreed to that makes sense.
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But I can't fire
an old friend,
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so why don't you take a
little vacation till I cool off?
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Okay. How long?
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A year or two
should do it.
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Then he suggested I take a little
vacation till he cooled off.
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How long a vacation?
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A year or two.
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Darrin, I hate to be the bearer of
bad news, but you've been fired.
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Yeah. I know.
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What happened exactly?
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Well, Larry pleaded with me
to be diplomatic.
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He said Shotwell hated people
who disagreed with him and,
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well, I guess I went
a little overboard.
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Actually, then Larry's just as
much to blame as you are, isn't he?
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You're right.
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Maybe it's time
you made a change.
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I agree.
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What kind of a change?
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Well, a change in jobs.
What else?
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You're absolutely right.
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As a matter of fact, I know
where there's an opening.
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Stone, Fraser, Moreheim,
Cooper, Cooper and Washburn.
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Hmm.
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They don't sound like they
have room for anyone else.
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One of the top outfits
in the country.
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I see.
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I've got to
check around to see
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if anyone can drop
my name with Washburn.
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He's the one that counts.
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Sweetheart,
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as long as
you're home,
250
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,775
do you mind if I go
out for a little while?
251
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,110
I have a few
errands to run.
252
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,738
No, go ahead.
Okay.
253
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,323
See you later.
Mmm-hmm.
254
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,713
Bye, sweetheart!
255
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,314
Oh, Mr. Washburn.
Yes?
256
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,732
The mayor's
on the phone.
257
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,610
Tell him I've left for lunch.
I'll call him back later.
258
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,446
Where will you be lunching?
259
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,822
The usual place.
260
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,325
Well, I'll see you later.
261
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,535
And enjoy your
Darrin Stephens.
262
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,620
What?
263
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:33,081
I said, enjoy your lunch.
264
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,002
How long has it been since
Wiley's had a vacation?
265
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,380
She just came back
from one.
266
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,091
Must have had
a wild time.
267
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,939
Let me see that list
of candidates. Oh, yes.
268
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,566
Parker, party of two.
269
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,655
Darrin, party of Stephens.
270
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,034
Oh.
271
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,285
Table for one?
272
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,663
No, thank you. I'm
waiting for someone.
273
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:15,915
Ready to order?
274
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:18,251
Yeah. I'll have
another drink.
275
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,253
Make it a double.
276
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,505
You think that's
a good idea?
277
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:28,219
A little Darrin or two makes a
better Stephens, I always say.
278
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,930
Maybe you're right.
279
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:33,391
Forget the drink.
I'll have the swordfish.
280
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:37,270
Yes, sir. Would you like that
a la carte or on the Darrin?
281
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,397
What?
282
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,315
A la carte or on the dinner?
283
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,568
Fine. Either way.
284
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,735
And for you, sir?
285
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,989
I'll have the steak
sandwich and more coffee.
286
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,115
Thank you.
287
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,451
Enjoy your
Darrin Stephens now.
288
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,456
What's your feeling?
289
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,876
Oh. Oh, yeah.
290
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:04,881
Well, I think that far and
away, the best man for us is
291
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,758
Darrin Stephens.
292
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,969
Who?
Darrin Stephens.
293
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,013
He's not even
on the list.
294
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,097
Well, why isn't he?
295
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,391
He's far and away
the best man for us.
296
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,489
[Darrin] Sam?
297
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,660
Hi, sweetheart.
298
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,747
You want to hear
a fantastic coincidence?
299
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:38,956
Washburn just called me.
300
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,124
The agency
I told you about?
301
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,834
I start tomorrow!
302
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,419
He hired you
over the phone?
303
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,005
Yes. He seemed very
insistent about it.
304
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:48,132
Well, that's marvelous.
305
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,425
I certainly hope that...
306
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,553
Hi, Mrs. Stephens.
I just came by
307
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,639
to tell Mr. Stephens
the good news.
308
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,015
Oh? What's that?
309
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:59,352
I've just been made chairman of
the Save the Starlings committee.
310
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:03,689
Well, this is really
your lucky day.
311
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:07,401
See you at the meeting. Bye.
312
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,657
Darrin, why did you
agree to be
313
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,284
chairman of that
ridiculous committee?
314
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,286
Well, because
she asked me to.
315
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,372
Suppose she asked
you to jump in a lake?
316
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,915
There's no lake
near here.
317
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:22,792
You know something?
318
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,627
Either you're having
a nervous breakdown
319
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:27,088
or my mother
has struck again.
320
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:32,468
Tell me, did you and
Mr. Washburn agree on a salary?
321
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:35,888
Yes. And it's only a few thousand
less than I'm making now.
322
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:39,225
That does it. Mother!
323
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:42,853
I thought I'd be
hearing from you.
324
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,855
Take it off.
325
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,773
In mixed company?
326
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:49,277
Now, Mother, you know very
well what I am talking about.
327
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:54,574
You put a spell on Darrin to make
him agree with anything or anyone.
328
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,200
And you object?
329
00:17:56,242 --> 00:18:00,705
Mother, the depth of your lack
of feeling is not to be believed.
330
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:04,834
Do you realize that your feeble
little joke has cost Darrin his job?
331
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:10,047
Oh, Samantha, stop making
so much ado about nothing.
332
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,590
Sam...
333
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:17,221
Lleps eht esrever.
334
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,682
What kind of an
incantation is that?
335
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:23,060
Samantha, I refuse
to stay here and bicker.
336
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,402
Are you all right?
337
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,029
It's none
of your business!
338
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,031
What?
339
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,950
Don't stand there gaping.
Get me a drink.
340
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,619
Oh, no!
341
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,629
Mother.
342
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,842
Mother, what have you
done to him?
343
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:04,352
Lleps eht esrever.
344
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,167
Oh, good grief.
345
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,837
It's "reverse
the spell" backwards.
346
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,632
What the devil are
you mumbling about?
347
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,973
Would you get that, Sam?
I'm busy.
348
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,986
Hi, Sam. Is Darrin...
349
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,030
Oh, there you are!
350
00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:03,035
I was just driving by on my way
home and I thought I'd drop in.
351
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,871
[Darrin] This isn't
on your way home.
352
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:10,167
Darrin, I think Larry's
trying to make a gesture.
353
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,461
Yes?
354
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,715
Well, I'm making one, too.
355
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,384
Goodbye.
356
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:22,513
Well, of all the
ungracious, disagreeable...
357
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,307
This morning you fired me
for being too agreeable.
358
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,684
Who said I fired you?
359
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,353
What do you call a two-year
vacation without pay?
360
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:33,190
So I lost my temper.
Now I'm apologizing.
361
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,109
Not interested
in your apology.
362
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,486
Sam, for the sake
of your family,
363
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,155
you ought to have
a talk with him.
364
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,157
Jobs like his
don't grow on trees.
365
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,701
Larry, I wish you'd gotten
here a few minutes earlier.
366
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,203
Well, Shotwell
didn't call me till...
367
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:48,247
Shotwell called you?
368
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,167
Uh... Yes.
369
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,294
He liked the layouts, right?
370
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:57,339
Well, to be
perfectly frank, yes.
371
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,008
Well, well, well.
372
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:03,554
Now, why don't you stop this, both
of you, and admit that, basically,
373
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:07,516
you have a great affection
and admiration for each other?
374
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:12,061
Darrin, I'm sorry.
375
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,107
I'll see you first thing
in the morning, right?
376
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,609
Wrong.
377
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,571
He's starting in
again!
378
00:21:21,696 --> 00:21:25,242
All right, Mother,
you've had your kicks.
379
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,411
Now you better come
and clean up this mess,
380
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:30,164
or you're gonna
hear a lot of yelling.
381
00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:31,999
Mother!
382
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:35,252
Samantha, you're
such a killjoy. Really.
383
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:36,587
Mother!
384
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,340
I'm doing it. I'm
doing it, I'm doing it.
385
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:42,259
Bee's knees
and bell's knell,
386
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:45,471
I order you
to remove the spell.
387
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,599
Return this mortal
to his normal state.
388
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:52,144
If this doesn't work,
I simply can't wait.
389
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:00,653
What was I saying?
390
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:03,446
How good it is to
have Darrin back.
391
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:06,282
Yeah. Good to have
you back, old friend.
392
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,576
Good to be back,
Larry.
393
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:09,619
You can't bust up
a team like ours.
394
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,872
No way. Come on.
I'll make you a drink.
395
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,624
We have
our differences, sure.
396
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,252
And a lot of relationships
might not survive them.
397
00:22:16,292 --> 00:22:20,756
But with us it only serves to sharpen
our appreciation of each other.
398
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:23,300
[Larry] Because we know that
deep in our hearts,
399
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,637
we have that kind of common
bond that's rare in this world.
400
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,098
And why?
401
00:22:29,138 --> 00:22:32,393
The answer's as simple
as it is beautiful.
402
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:37,189
[Larry] Because we have respect for
each other's ideas and opinions.
403
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,773
But most of all...
You get out.
404
00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:41,318
...we're sensitive to
each other's feelings.
405
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:46,448
And all this adds up to
one thing, Darrin, the team.
406
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:50,160
Yeah. The team.
You and me.
407
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,748
And my mother.
408
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:05,634
Sweetheart, I don't
blame you for being upset.
409
00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:09,138
There are times when
Mother just goes too far.
410
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:12,141
You're implying there are
times when she doesn't?
411
00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:15,185
You think she dislikes
you, but you're wrong.
412
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,896
She likes me?
413
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,940
Well, I didn't say that.
414
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:23,694
She just doesn't care for
mortals, and you happen to be one.
415
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:26,238
Well, I'm going to be
one as long as I live.
416
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,700
You know, I know there's no
hope of her learning to like me,
417
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:32,869
but do you think in time
she'd learn to ignore me?
418
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:36,123
Sweetheart,
Esmeralda is babysitting
419
00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:39,084
and we're all set for
a lovely evening out.
420
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:42,296
So let's just put
Mother out of our minds.
421
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:45,049
There's only one
way to do that.
422
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:49,887
Mmm.
423
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:53,390
We've got to put Mother
out of our minds more often.
424
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:58,646
Mrs. Kravitz.
425
00:23:58,686 --> 00:24:00,189
Where are you going?
426
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,565
Out to dinner.
427
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:02,858
You can't!
428
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:06,737
You promised to address the
Save the Starling committee.
429
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:08,571
When did I do that?
430
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,074
This afternoon.
431
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,744
Mrs. Kravitz, when I agreed,
I really didn't know what I...
432
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:16,288
What Darrin is trying
to say, Mrs. Kravitz,
433
00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:17,623
is that when he
said he'd do it,
434
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:19,291
he was really under...
435
00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:21,542
Under...
436
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:23,045
Yes?
437
00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:25,631
Sweetheart, why
don't you go over there
438
00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:27,257
and say a few words
to the committee?
439
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:30,386
You'll come? Oh, good!
440
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:34,974
I'll just run over and tell
them you're on your way.
441
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:40,479
Sam, I don't know
anything about starlings.
442
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:41,855
Then you're even.
443
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:46,026
They don't know anything
about you either.
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