All language subtitles for Bewitched.S06E10.Daddy.Comes.to.Visit.Imprint.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track5_[eng]

Darrin, what kind of
eggs would you like?

How about
chicken eggs?

Ho, ho.

Fried or scrambled?

Surprise me.
Love you.

What's the matter, love?

Missed your mommy, huh?

"I am a prisoner in
an egg foo yung factory."

Okay. Who's the smart aleck
witch? You owe me one egg.

I hardly think that's a proper
way to address your father.

Oh! Daddy, I'm sorry. I thought
maybe it was Mother or Serena.

I hardly expected you to
make such a quiet entrance.

I didn't want
to disturb...

How is
the little prince?

Just fine. Looking more
like you every day.

Just for that,
my darling daughter,

I'm going to
bestow on you

the highest honor
at my disposal.

Oh!

Thank you, Daddy.

Hello there,
little Adam.

My, he is just thriving,
isn't he?

Oh! Incidentally,
before I left London,

I entered him for membership
in the Warlock Club.

At the age
of ten weeks?

Well, it's never too early. Before
you know it, he'll be a man.

And a man never knows when he's going
to want to spend the night in town.

If he isn't a member of the club,
he'll have to stay in a hotel.

We can't have that,
can we?

No, I guess not.

And how is
little Tabitha?

As radiant as
her mother, I hope.

She's taking a walk
with Esmeralda.

Why don't you stay for
breakfast? You can see her later.

Love to! I'll have
champagne and caviar.

Beluga caviar
of course,

caught off the north shore of
the Caspian in the month of May.

And the champagne...

I'm sorry.

But we're fresh out of champagne
and caviar from anywhere.

Nonsense. You can't be
fresh out of anything

as long as you have
your powers.

Oh, Daddy, stop it. You know that
witchcraft is off limits around here,

except in extreme
emergencies.

But this is an emergency. I'm dying
for some caviar and champagne.

Well, you haven't lived until
you've tasted a handmade breakfast.

You know, the trouble
around here is ego,

plain, unvarnished
mortal ego.

Your husband doesn't want
you to use your natural powers

because it makes him
feel inferior.

But I tell you,
unequivocally,

that if he had
those same powers,

his objections
would vanish in a flash.

I don't agree.

Oh. What a pleasant
surprise, company for breakfast.

Yes, Daddy's always
a wonderful surprise.

Well, well, well, how
good to see you, Dustbin.

Darrin.

It's been far too long
since our last meeting.

I wouldn't say that.

Darrin,

Daddy's going to
join us for breakfast.

Terrific.

Samantha's looking
absolutely fabulous, my boy.

No doubt due to your
tender loving care.

You know, your mother's
quite wrong about him.

Sit down. Sit down.

Thank you, sir.

Why so formal?
Call me Maurice.

Okay. Maurice.

Or Dad.

Okay, Dad.

You were right.
Sir is best.

What's for breakfast?

I think we're
having fatted calf.

I have a little surprise
for you, Darryl.

Darrin.

In honor of the arrival
of my first grandson.

That really wasn't
necessary, Maurice.

Sir.

That watch is waterproof, anti-magnetic
and has built-in aircraft radar.

Well, it's really
very handsome.

It's shock-proof, too.

I don't know what to say.

But, best of all, you can
perform witchcraft with it.

Now I know
what to say.

No, thank you.

Now look, Darwood.
Darrin.

What's wrong with using
the watch just to tell the time?

You didn't mention
it could do that.

Now, Dustin,
my boy...

It's Darrin,
my boy.

Thank you.

Daddy, if he doesn't
want it, why force him?

Why does he have to be
such a dog in the manger?

He's no such thing.
He's a man of principle.

You mean he was
a man of principle.

Daddy! That is unfair,

unreasonable and
downright despicable.

Yes, isn't it?

I order you to
change... You what?

I mean, I beg you
to change him back.

Oh, look.
Isn't that sweet?

The doggie's
begging, too.

I'm sorry, sweetheart. You looked
so cute I got carried away.

Before Samantha comes back
down, just between us fellows,

why don't you save yourself a lot
of trouble and take the watch?

Stubborn.

His highness
is tucked in

and all is well
with the world,

except right here.

Daddy, how could you do
such a thing to Darrin?

One minute you tell me how well I look
thanks to his tender, loving care,

and then you do
something like this.

I know, sweetheart.

Oh, I admit I lost
my temper a bit,

but I was
entirely justified.

Of course you were,
Daddy, but remember,

"The quality of mercy
is not strained."

"It is twice bless'd,
it blesseth him

"that gives and
him that takes."

"'Tis
mightiest in the might..."

And you are mighty enough to show
some of that mercy to Darrin.

Samantha, you should
have been a lawyer.

Everything's fine now,
sweetheart.

Sure.

Thank you,

from the bottom
of my jowls.

Now, now, sweetheart,
let's be reasonable.

Let's keep
an open mind.

It's open.
It's also made up.

Look, young man,

my daughter's been decent enough to live
your mortal life for five long years.

Has she not?

Well, yes.

Well, the least
you can do

is to experience the other side
of the coin for a few short days.

Oh, now, that sounds
like a fair compromise.

A few short days?

One short day
if you like.

It's a deal, sir.

Call me Maurice.

Now that he's gone, there are a couple
of other things I'd like to call him.

I wouldn't
if I were you.

Daddy may be
out of sight,

but he's seldom
out of earshot.

Hello?

Oh, hi, Larry.

I was held up by some
unexpected visitors.

Yeah, I'm
just leaving.

Right. Goodbye.

I've gotta run, honey.

Well, you haven't
had your breakfast.

Oh. Yes, you have.

I've got an important meeting this
morning and I don't want to be late.

And you know how bad
the traffic is at this hour.

What is all this
traffic nonsense?

All you have to do is
to command the watch

and, psst, you're
at the office.

Actually, Maurice,
I love the drive.

Gives me time to relax,
listen to the traffic bulletins.

You're trying
my patience.

Darrin, you know
Daddy's temper.

You're doggone right.

Now, just a few
simple instructions.

You hold the watch. You
concentrate on where you want to be

and you say, Zolda,
Prancan, Kopek, Lum.

"Zolda, Prancan,
Kopek, Lum"?

That was a
dirty trick!

Bye, sweetheart.

See you at dinner.

Well, I'll say this
for Darrin.

He disappeared like he's
been doing it all his life.

Except for that pained
look on his face.

And these.

Oh...

But he'll improve
with practice.

Okay. Darrin needs
a new pair of shoes.

Zolda, Prancan,
Kopek, Lum.

Not bad. The toes
are a little pointy,

but what does a watch
know about shoes?

Darrin, what are
you doing here?

Looking at my shoes.

Well, they must
have wings on them.

I just talked to you
at home a minute ago.

Oh, that. Oh, I thought I'd
just play a little joke on you.

Joke?

Well, actually
it's a gadget.

I read about it in Science
Over Logic, the new magazine.

You see, I put it
on my Dictaphone

which is connected
to your telephone

through the master conduit
of the switch box,

which is connected to the apparatus
cabinet of the main wiring terminal.

It bends the voice
impulse, you know,

it makes it sound like you're
there when you're really here.

No kidding?
Works great, huh?

And I fooled you,
didn't I?

I don't know what
you're talking about.

But I would think you would have more
important things to do with your time.

For instance, working on the
Bliss Pharmaceutical presentation.

We're due there
in an hour.

It's right here.

Well, let's go into my
office and check them out.

By the way, where did those
shoes come from? Rome?

Possibly. Why,
do you like them?

Yeah,
they're all right,

if you like
pointy toes.

Oh, he's a fine
young lad.

Have you any indication yet
of what his powers might be?

He's only
ten weeks old.

What of it?
At his age, I flew.

How can you remember
a thing like that?

When you get caught in a flock of
swallows returning to Capistrano,

you don't forget.

Yes, he's going to be
a fine young warlock.

It is possible that he
could be entirely mortal

and every inch
a Stephens.

Bite your tongue.

I do the feeding,
you do the burping.

Now I think I'll just pop in
and see how Dustbin is doing.

Oh, my goodness.

Daddy, you're setting the father-in-law
business back a hundred years.

Ain't he silly?
He isn't, really.

He's very nice when
you get to know him.

Yes, he is. Yes, he is.

And then when the new Bliss Cough
Syrup bottle is on the shelves,

we coordinate an
advertising campaign

on radio and television
pegged on the slogan,

"Ask any doctor
about a bad cough,

"and he'll tell you
silence is bliss."

Clever.

I think.

Clever? It'll knock
the competition on its ear.

You're right.

I guess.

Sure, I'm right.

And that new bottle
design is a beauty.

Yes, it's very
handsome, very.

But?

Oh, no buts.
No buts at all.

Good, then
it's settled.

Of course the square
bottle with the little gold cap,

which was
my father's idea,

has been our
trademark since 1918.

[Larry] Oh? Really?

Not to mention that my father
has always prided himself

on making Bliss Cough Syrup a household
name strictly by word of mouth.

Well, Mr. Bliss, word of mouth
is a good way to spread a cough,

not a cough syrup.

That's a good one.

You are joking,
aren't you?

Of course
he's joking.

Well, not really.

The fact is your total sales are
down 23% in the past five years.

I know.
Awful, isn't it?

And unnecessary. You've
got to change with the times.

Darrin means
that McMann & Tate

is prepared to preserve the
old while adopting the new.

That sounds
like a good idea.

How do you do that?

Yes, Larry,
how do you do that?

Uh...

Uh, let's talk
about it over lunch.

I couldn't possibly
make lunch.

I'm expected at a board
meeting this afternoon.

In fact, I'm late already.

I'm sure the board will be
delighted with our unique approach.

Maybe. But, as you know, we've also
been talking to Gilbey Associates

about handling
our account.

Oh? No.
I didn't know.

Of course, what Darrin
was just saying

about new packaging
and using television,

that was strictly
a personal opinion.

He doesn't have the
last word. That's up to me.

Larry!

Well, we'll definitely be
deciding on the approach we want

at the board
meeting today,

maybe.

Thanks for the vote
of confidence.

Darrin, I'm sorry. But I had
to do something to show

that we were strong
yet flexible.

Like a tower
of Jell-O.

I'm a man who operates
on the theory

that you find out
what the client wants

and that's
what you give him.

There's only one fly
in that Jell-O.

We're not going to be
at that board meeting.

Well, Dolphin, doesn't that
suggest something to you?

Maurice,
if you don't mind,

I'm not the slightest bit interested in
attending that meeting, power or no power.

You see? It's obviously
important to you

or you wouldn't be
so overwrought.

Why don't we talk
about it over lunch?

I know a charming little
Chinese restaurant,

very relaxed, only a
few seconds from here.

Well, since I have
to eat somewhere.

Splendid. Come along.

You can tell the food
is excellent.

All the Hong Kong
rickshaw drivers eat here.

Never mind that.

You shanghaied me
to Hong Kong.

"Shanghaied you
to Hong Kong."

That pun is worthy
of Uncle Arthur.

Maurice, I demand you get
me out of here this instant.

Stop worrying. You won't
miss the board meeting.

I certainly will miss it.
I have no intention of going.

Why not?
Because it's dishonest.

You'll be invisible.
Who's going to know?

Me, I'm going to know.

Very well.

You can leave Hong Kong
whenever you like

on your own power.

I'd swim back before I'd
agree to use that watch.

Dolphin, look into my eyes
and listen to me very carefully.

You are quicksilver,

a fleeting shadow,
a distant sound,

your life has no boundary
beyond which you cannot pass.

You live in music,
in a flash of color.

You live on the wind
and in the sparkle of a star.

Go to that board meeting,
listen, learn.

And once you've tasted
the forbidden fruit,

you'll love it.

You know, sir...

Call me Maurice.

You have marvelous powers
of persuasion, Maurice.

Yes. Yes, I know.

Well, I'd better
be getting back.

Yes, of course.

Prancee, Zolden...

Zolda, Prancan, Kopek, Lum.

Don't re-write me.

Zolda, Prancan,
Kolum, Pek.

Kopek, Lum.

Lum not here
today.

Kopek, Lum.

Kopek, Lum.

Sometimes I
wonder why I even try.

Now then, Father, turning to
the Gilbey Associates approach,

they have a completely opposite
viewpoint from that of McMann & Tate.

Well, go on. Go on.

Gilbey recommends that we keep the
traditional Bliss Cough Syrup bottle.

With the little
gold cap on top?

With the little
gold cap on top.

Good, good.

I like the little
gold cap.

Doesn't everybody?

[Bliss Jr] Yes.
Yes.

Sorry, I'm late.
I had to pay the check

and they couldn't change
a million yen bill.

What's the matter?
You got a headache?

Shh!

They'll hear us.

No, they won't. We're
both invisible and inaudible.

Now, at McMann
& Tate, Father,

they're recommending radio,
television, and all that sort of thing.

And what about the Gilbey
people? What's their scheme?

The old mail-order
approach.

Well, what do
you say, son?

Well, sir, I say...

I'd love to hear what
you have to say first.

Smart boy,
respects his father.

He'll go far, right?

Right.
Right.

Smart old man. Notice how he controls
his child? I wonder how he does it.

Shh. Please.

I told you,
they can't hear us.

No, no, them.
I can't hear them.

I say we've been in
business 50 years. Right?

Right.
Right.

What's good enough
for 50 years,

it's good enough
for 51. Right?

Right.
Right.

I say we go with Gilbey.

With Gilbey, sir,
all the way.

Zolda, Prancan...

Just think it, lad.

Mmm! He did that
beautifully.

Well, I know
when I'm not needed.

Darrin,
for Pete's sake,

what are you doing
in my office?

I didn't even
hear you come in.

Well, it's these shoes. They're not
only pointy, they're squeak-proof.

Bliss hasn't called me yet.
What do you think it means?

I think it means we lost
the account to Gilbey.

Who asked you?

But I know how we
can get it back.

Get it back?
We haven't lost it yet.

I just told you
Bliss hasn't called.

Larry, I have
inside information.

You have?

The only way we
can get that account

is to give old man Bliss
what he wants.

What's that?

His little gold cap
and a 1930 sales approach.

Darrin, are you sure?

I'll stake my job
on it.

You have, you have.
Get busy on the new roughs.

I'll call Bliss and try to talk
him into another meeting.

Darrin, if you don't
mind, this is my office.

Well, I talked to Bliss Jr.

And hinted that we had
scrapped our whiz-bang approach

for a more
traditional concept,

and he went for it.

Larry, you're going to have
to get used to something.

I'm never wrong.

I can get used to you
never being wrong,

but I don't know if I can get
used to hearing you say it.

Yeah. Well, I'd better get these
over to the art department.

Darrin, how did you
get that inside info?

Larry, if I told you,
you wouldn't believe me.

Uh-huh.

Son of a gun.

Today Bliss Pharmaceutical,

tomorrow the world.

You should have
seen him, Samantha,

zapping and popping
like an old pro.

Remember, he promised only
to use the power for one day,

after that I'm sure he'll
revert to his amateur standing.

I don't think so,
Samantha.

He has opened
the forbidden can of peas.

He has taken the proverbial
inch. He has tasted power.

It's like pate de foie gras.
Once you start, you can't stop.

You don't know Darrin.

I know mortals. They have as
much backbone as an earthworm.

Darrin is an exceptional
human being.

Your loyalty is commendable, my dear,
but your perspective, a little distorted.

That's not true.

He's sensitive, principled and
a very good judge of character.

Shh!

What is it?

Here comes the judge.

Goodbye, my dear.

Goodbye, Daddy.

Hi, sweetheart.

Hi, sweetheart. Guess
what happened today?

Can it wait? I've got
some really good news.

Mine's
pretty good, too.

Sam, I've got to get this
off my chest.

I've come to the conclusion
that your father is right.

No, listen. I married
you for what you are.

If I love you enough,
I have to accept that.

And I have no right to deny you the
things of your natural heritage.

Well, that's
all over now.

Over?

Yes, your father
is right.

You deserve all the things I
haven't been able to give you.

Darrin, I have
everything I want.

Not enough.

Why, by the time I can afford to buy
you a mink coat, minks might be extinct.

All I'm suggesting is that
we speed things up a little.

Now tell me,
what's your good news?

Oh, well, it's
about the baby.

He rolled over today.

Rolled over what?

You know,
turned over by himself.

Oh!

Hey, that's great.
Let's celebrate.

How about dinner
at Maxim's in Paris?

Darrin, would you mind if we
spent a quiet evening at home?

Your good news has
taken a lot out of me.

I knew
you'd be thrilled.

So we'll have
a quiet dinner at home.

I'll go get cleaned up.

[Maurice] He has opened
the forbidden can of peas.

He has taken the proverbial
inch. He has tasted power.

It's like pate de foie gras.
Once you start, you can't stop.

Not Darrin.

No.

It's been
a big day for him.

A good night's rest and
he'll come to his senses.

I hope.

Don't miss part two, "Darrin
the Warlock," next week on Bewitched.