All language subtitles for Bewitched.S06E06.Naming.Samanthas.New.Baby.Imprint.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track5_[eng]

Sam, what are
you doing?

My folks specifically asked
you didn't go to any trouble.

After all, you've only been
home from the hospital a week.

Oh, sweetheart,
I'm feeling fine,

and I'm just making
a few little appetizers.

I have to serve
them something.

Well, you know
how they are.

They don't want to feel
like they're imposing.

Unlike some members of your
family, who shall go nameless.

Samantha, my darling.
How are you?

Just fine, Mother.

It's a pleasure
to see you, Endora.

And it's a shame
you can't stay.

And how is
my adorable new grandson?

Thriving. And Darrin
is talking to you.

Who?

Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't see you, Durwood.

Thanks. And the name is Darrin.

That's your problem.

Now, stop it!
Both of you.

It's all right, my dear. I only
came to see my grandson

and warn you about something.
But if that's his attitude...

Warn us about what?

Your father. He's coming
to see his new grandson.

When?
Today.

What?

And now that I've delivered my
message, I think I'll toddle along.

I don't want to be around
when Maurice finds out.

Finds out what?

That you didn't name
the baby after him.

But we did.
Frank Maurice Stephens.

Oh, Samantha, you have
a delicious sense of humor.

Do you think
for one second

your father will take
second billing to anyone?

Mother.
Mmm.

Dear. You're the only
one who can handle Daddy.

Won't you please stay?
Are you kidding?

My folks are gonna be here
in less than an hour.

They are?
Sam.

Oh, sweetheart.
Now don't worry.

Once Daddy arrives, no
one will dare pay attention

to anything else.

You sure know
how to relax a guy.

Well...

There's
my little beauty.

Samantha, he looks
exactly like you.

But he has
Darrin's eyes.

Ah, yes, but that'll
change, if we're lucky.

That's my folks.
Uh...

Endora, wouldn't you
just love to go upstairs

and watch Tabitha
while she's napping?

No. I wouldn't miss seeing
your mother for the world.

That's what
I was afraid of.

Hi, Mom. Dad.
Hello, darling.

How are you? Good to
see you. How are you, dear?

Samantha,
how are you, dear?

Sam, you look fabulous.
Why, thank you.

Oh, yes. You'd never
think to look at you that...

Oh.

You remember my mother?

Of course.
How are you?

[Frank] How nice
to see you again.

Oh, it's a pleasure
to see you, too.

Samantha, do you think it's
wise to have so many visitors

when you've just come
home from the hospital?

Well, actually, Samantha's mother
just dropped in unexpectedly.

Uh-huh.

Here, for the baby.

Oh, thank you.

Come on.
Come on in.

Oh, you brought
the baby down here!

You're the cutest-looking thing
I ever saw. Oh, hello, precious.

What a darling.

You know he's the exact
replica of you, Darrin?

He sure is.

This is adorable.
Thank you.

Just a little token.

Actually, I'm putting a nice block
of stock in little Frank's name.

Who? Oh, Frank,
the baby.

Well, that's very generous of
you, but you really shouldn't.

Why not?

Uh...

After all, nothing is too
good for my namesake.

Would you think
it too inquisitive of me

if I asked what you
brought for the baby?

Yes.

But I'll show it
to you anyway.

A flower?

Isn't that sweet.
Did you grow it yourself,

or did you just throw caution
to the winds and buy it?

For your information,
this is no ordinary flower.

Naturally.

The gift of beauty
I give to thee.

Sweet as this flower
shall you be.

Beauty is yours
in mind and sight

from baby's breath
to the end of night.

Ah, Mother, that was
lovely. Thank you.

I don't understand.

Well, it's an old custom
in our family.

Sort of symbolic.

My mother's gift
is the hope

that the baby will grow up
to love beautiful things.

Well,
isn't that, uh, curious?

Sounds like a storm
is coming up.

You can say that again.

Mom, Dad, come out on the patio.

Have I got
something to show you!

What is it?
Uh...

This.

I planted this
the day the baby was born.

Well, it's very nice, but...
Why all the urgency?

Samantha, my darling,
how are you?

Daddy.

Daddy!

I just want to warn you,
Darrin's parents are here.

Well, why are you warning me?
You should be warning them.

Oh, you, too, Endora.
My cup runneth over.

Excuse me.

Darrin! Hey,
guess who's here?

You've met my father. You
remember Mr. and Mrs. Stephens.

[Maurice] How do you do?
Well, hello. Hello.

How nice to see you again.
How are you? And you.

Samantha, you look
just as radiant...

As radiant as a daughter
of mine should look.

Congratulations to you,
and Dustbin.

You mean Darrin.

If you insist.

Ah! There he is.

Look at that tiny,
flickering smile.

Oh, Daddy.

Babies don't smile when
they're less than two weeks old.

They do if
he says so.

Aren't you going to ask me
what I brought as a gift?

No. I mean, it
isn't polite to ask.

Oh, do tell us
what it is.

Here we are.

Hear these words,
O newborn child,

on whom the universe
has smiled.

With this flower, I do shed the
gift of laughter on thy head.

Thank you, Daddy.

If it doesn't fit,
you can exchange it.

Well, that
was very nice,

however, it seems
that you and Endora

are hoping that little Frank
grows up to be a florist.

The acoustics must
be faulty in here.

For a moment, I thought I
heard you call the baby "Frank."

The baby's name is Frank,
after my father.

But his middle name
is Maurice.

His middle name, eh?

That is very flattering.

In fact,
I'm positively thrilled.

Daddy, please.

We can't afford any more
of your enthusiasm.

Excuse us.

What was that all about?

About $150,
the way I figure it.

Oh, actually, it was just
some kind of an earth tremor.

Daddy, it's nothing personal.
It's just a mortal custom.

The first boy is usually named after
the husband or the husband's father.

Foolish custom, my dear.
It's like a bad egg.

It's better to
break it than keep it.

Oh, that's very good, Daddy.

I think this calls
for an open discussion,

without the presence
of your in-laws.

But they just got here.

As far as I'm concerned, they've
overstayed their welcome already.

Oh, Daddy, please.
Be reasonable.

This is their first visit since
we brought the baby home,

and, really, how can
I get them to leave?

I'm glad you asked that.

Frank.

Frank, I think
it's time for us to go.

Are you getting
one of your headaches?

I'm getting something.

Darrin, tell Samantha
we're leaving.

Oh, there you are.

We have to go, Samantha.

We have to.

[Sam] Oh, what a shame.

Well, it's been very
nice seeing all of you.

And I hope
sometime we can...

Please, Frank,
let's not dawdle.

We'll see you
to the car.

Endora, I don't think you'll
find this very entertaining,

so if you'd care to leave...

Why, Maurice, are you
telling me to get out?

Certainly not, my dear.

I was merely suggesting if
you have something better to do,

perhaps you'd better.

And if I choose not to?

Endora, how would you like
a little trip to Mars?

Oh, it's so dead up there
this time of year.

Yes, but you'll
liven it up.

Well, if you put it
that way, I'm off.

Where's Mother?

She's just remembered
something she'd rather not do.

Well, now we've got
rid of everybody,

we can discuss this
calmly, rationally.

Just a minute. I'm
beginning to get the picture.

Did you do something to my
mother to make her act that way?

Why your mother acts
the way she does

is strictly between her
and her Maker.

You know what I mean. You put a
spell on her to get her to leave.

I did?
Didn't you?

I did.

I don't get it.

We waited all week
to see the baby,

and we weren't
there 15 minutes

and you wanted to leave.

What got into you?

Frank, just be quiet
and keep driving.

There's nothing more to
be said. Oh, yeah, well, I'll...

Apparently, that isn't going
to stop you from saying it.

Daddy.

Darrin is absolutely right.

It wasn't fair for you
to do that to his mother.

Oh, stop this
eternal bickering.

Where are we going?

Where do you
think? Home.

But this is ridiculous.

I waited all week to see the baby
and all we did was say hello.

Frank,
what's gotten into you?

To tell you the truth,
I had almost hoped for twins,

so I wouldn't have to
face this problem.

Twins, eh? Well, that
could be arranged.

No, thanks. Now look,
it's as simple as this.

A baby can't have two first
names, so we had to make a choice.

My dear chap, you're not laboring
under the misapprehension

that I want the baby
named after me?

You don't?

Nothing could be
further from my mind.

I don't get it.

You will.

It's just that Frank
is a dubious name at best,

and quite unsuitable
for a warlock.

Well, maybe we'll be
lucky this time,

and the baby will
turn out to be 100% mortal.

For the sake of
my daughter's happiness,

I'll pretend
I didn't hear that.

If you will excuse me,

I think I will take the
baby out of the line of fire.

See you later, Maurice.

There, doesn't that
sound better?

The baby's name is Frank.

Darrin, will you
please calm down?

Samantha, stay out of this.

Sweetheart,
you're being very foolish.

I don't care
what he does to me.

It's my son, and I'll decide
what his name is going to be.

And furthermore, not meaning
any disrespect, Maurice,

but it's none
of your business!

Daddy, will
you please control yourself?

You know why you and
Darrin clash, don't you?

Because you're
both so much alike.

You're both men
who refuse to compromise.

How sharper than a serpent's tooth
it is to have a thankless child.

You dare to compare your father
with this papier-mache mortal?

This...
This reflection of a man?

I'll put him
where he belongs.

You...

What did you
do with him?

[Darrin muffled] Sam?

Get me out of here!

Oh, my stars!

Don't you worry, sweetheart. I'll
have you out of there in five seconds.

Daddy, I am going to
count to three,

and by that time,
I want Darrin out of there.

One,

two,

three.

Four?

Be patient, Darrin.

Now I know where
I get my stubborn streak.

I am not stubborn.

How about obstinate?

Well, that's better.
Thank you.

Oh, Daddy,
it just isn't fair.

Now I want you to get him
out of there immediately.

Only if he agrees
to change the baby's name.

I refuse!

Suit yourself.

Boy, are you a bum sport.

Sam, it's freezing in here.

Why is it cold?

Just luck.

Oh. I'll get rid of
whoever it is.

Don't move, sweetheart.

Hello, Samantha.
We're back.

Phyllis wants to apologize
for leaving so abruptly.

Please, Frank. I can
do my own apologizing.

Well, aren't you
going to let us in? Oh.

Of course.

I didn't realize
that that was why you...

Oh, is your wife gone?

Gone, but the memory
lingers on.

Where's Darrin?

Oh, uh, well, something came up
unexpectedly, and he had to leave.

Oh.

What's that?

Oh, do you like it?

Yeah, well, Darrin had
it done just recently.

It's something new.
Yes.

It projects your image
into a mirror.

Why, that's sensational.

I never saw
anything so lifelike.

You know,
it's the strangest thing.

The eyes seem to be
following you.

Oh. Yeah, well, that's part of the
effect. One of my father's inventions.

Why, that's terrific.

I didn't know you were
interested in photography.

I'm a jack
of all trades.

Oh.

Frank.

Yes?

I just saw him move.

Oh, Phyllis,
take a pill.

I think you and I
should have a little talk.

[Maurice] Do you know
I had just the same idea?

I'm always on the lookout
for a good investment.

Let me ask you
some questions.

Now, when did you take out
the patent for this process?

Oh, many, many years ago.

I tell you, this is just
what I've been looking for.

Tell me something,
Frank...

Uh, by the way, is
that short for Franklin?

No, no. Just plain Frank.

Yeah. An appellation you have
to share with the lowly hot dog.

Still, it's a good,
simple, unadorned name.

Yeah, well,
it suits me.

Down to the ground.

Of course, there is one drawback
about having a namesake.

What is that?

Well, in order to
distinguish between the two,

people inevitably refer to one as
"big" and the other as "little."

You know, that's true.

I was named
after my grandfather,

and I've been "Little Frank"
to my family ever since.

And you don't
find that amusing?

It's a pain in the neck,
if you want to know the truth.

You don't say?

What does your father
do for a living?

Well, uh, he's sort of
retired, like Mr. Stephens.

I hope he enjoys it more.

Look at that.

What?

Darrin's picture.

What about it?

Frank?

Yes?

I want to go home.

Excuse me.

What is it now?

I finally got that
headache I was expecting.

Daddy, I want you to get Darrin out
of there this minute, or I'll...

I... I don't know what.

All you have to do
is to ask.

See? Thanks, for nothing.

You're welcome,
for nothing.

Daddy, wait a minute.

What suddenly made
you decide to give in?

I had a nice little talk
with your father-in-law,

and he volunteered he'd rather
not have the baby named after him.

Sure. You had a nice little talk and
put him under a nice little spell.

On my word of honor, I
swear I did nothing of the sort.

Your word of what?
Darrin.

Why doesn't he want
the baby named after him?

Because he doesn't want the baby
called "Little Frank" all his life.

Yeah, that always
did bug Dad.

Well, it seems we're a united
family once more, so to speak.

Well, before
I take off,

I'll just go up and kiss
little Maurice goodbye.

Daddy,
wait a minute.

I hope you won't
take offense, but...

Do you really think "Maurice"
is such a hot name?

"Hot"? Perhaps not.

But resounding, yes.

Maurice!

How does "Maury"
strike you?

Maury?

Yes.

That's what all the kids
will be calling him.

Before you know it, we'll
all be calling him Maury.

Nobody ever dared
call me Maury.

Actually, as long as we don't
have to name the baby Frank,

there is a name
I'm very fond of...

Adam.

That was my
great-grandfather's name.

Adam was your
great-grandfather?

Not that Adam.

Adam, huh?

Adam. Adam Stephens. No.
No, I don't like it.

Why not? I don't
know. I just don't like it.

Fine. You've expressed your opinion
and now you can keep out of it,

or I'll put you back
in that mirror, permanently.

Well, I guess
I'm outvoted.

First sensible thing
you've said today, Dolphin.

Now, I'll just pop up and
say good night to little Adam.

That was very clever
of you, sweetheart.

I knew if I said
I liked the name,

he'd hate it,
just to be disagreeable.

You see, you worry too much. Everything
turned out just fine, didn't it?

Oh, sure. My mother's home
with a nervous breakdown,

I almost freeze to death in a
mirror, and my father thinks

he's going to make a million dollars
with a non-existent invention.

But for your family
everything turned out fine.

Sweetheart,
the important thing is

everything turned out
all right for our family.

Well, when you put it
that way, who can argue?

Here you go.

Thanks.

What a day.
Hmm.

I tell you,
I'm exhausted.

Yes, I know.

Daddy can be
pretty tiring. Cheers.

I suppose it could have
been worse. I don't know how.

Mommy, the baby's up.

Oh, maybe
I better change him.

Don't change him.
I like him the way he is.

You don't think
that's funny?

Hilarious.

Why don't we send it in to the
"Adorable Sayings of Children"

in the Witch's Digest?

Oh, hi, Sam. Hi, Darrin.
Hi, Dad. How's Mom?

Oh, she's fine. I gave her
an ice bag for her head,

and she's happy.

Well, if it isn't
my big little girl.

Hello, sweetie!

How do you like
your new baby brother?

Fine. We're not
gonna change him.

She means we're
going to keep him.

Oh.

Isn't that cute?

Hilarious.

Tabitha, why don't you run
upstairs and keep the baby company?

I'll be up in a minute.

Yes. Good idea.
See you later.

I just talked to
this fella that I know.

He is the head of the number
one photo outfit of the country.

And I was telling him
about this new process

that Sam's father
has invented.

Yeah, well, I...

You know, he
wouldn't believe me.

So I want to borrow the
picture and bring it over to...

What happened to it?

Well, that's what
I was trying to tell you.

Tell him, Sam.

Well, actually, that's one of the
problems with my father's invention.

It fades.

Yeah, fades.

He never mentioned
that to me.

Oh, he's very
sensitive about that.

Yeah, sensitive.

Well, this is
very embarrassing.

What am I going to say
to this fella?

He's the head of the number
one photo outfit of the country.

Well, why don't you just tell him
you decided to deal with number two

because they try harder.

Hey, that's not a bad idea.

No. I'll think of something.