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all sorts of different things that they

come up with by themselves.

>> Let's start with somebody.

Andy,

>> what are you excited about for tonight?

>> I'm uh I'm hoping

he kind of like my a little bit like me.

Awesome.

And I hope

you guys

[laughter]

don't have the same weird haircuts on

the stick. I don't know how

>> crazy.

what it is.

>> Oh, I thought I was going to grab it.

>> Oh, yeah.

Don't tell me what it is. Put it in your

head.

>> Okay.

>> You have to be like I get it. I get it.

I get it. I get it.

>> But I'm really excited. And what are you

really excited about tonight?

>> I just like being around all like fun

vibes. You know what I mean? Like

there's some people that when you hang

out with them, you know, it's just going

to be like always

and I feel like that's and like I feel

like mostly that's kind of me. I might

not like that 100% when I'm like by

myself when I'm out with people like

>> and also do you think he really went to

Antarctica or do you think

>> I have no idea man

I don't know

>> I have something

I got someone to give me in return.

Okay. Bye.

>> Bye.

>> Let's go talk to someone else. Okay.

>> This is Oliver's live stream. He's

trying to know what you're

about today.

That guy gave me this. That guy Andy

gave me this. You know what this is?

Is that your

think?

>> Are you having a good time?

I don't know where I I don't know where

I am right now.

I don't know.

What's your name?

>> Where did you get that?

>> I made these. These are custom fidget

spinners with my face on them. I sell my

socks. I sell my used socks on the

internet for $1,000 at www.tocker.com.

You can buy my used socks. Buy my new

socks right now at www.welcomeback.com.

Buy my used

for at least 24 hours on my website.

>> I love business. I love my business.

People love my love.

>> Yeah.

Are you guys excited about Oliver's

album?

>> Yes. And what is your favorite thing

about Oliver?

>> Um, I would say his positive attitude

that he just comes with, you know,

pretty much 95% of the time. the other%

of the time.

>> I have something to give you. Actually,

>> I have something to give you and it's in

my pocket.

Can you hold this stuff?

My dad

>> and it's for you.

>> Yeah.

>> Is that a tiny man?

tiny hair.

>> What are you guys excited about for

Oliver?

>> I'm excited to hear the music. I have no

idea what to expect from

>> What do you expect?

>> Um, I expect music and stuff. Um, I'm

coming for

Oh, cuz I'm a magician.

>> I like that one. I like it.

What did I have? I have

>> to leave behind.

That's for you. A little girl.

>> And then this is for you.

>> And that is

Wait, hold on. Let me see if

Oliver

>> right now. Are you copying me right now?

>> Oh, channel one.

>> Are you copying me right now? Are you

copying everything I do right now?

>> Really?

Are you copying everything I'm doing

right now?

[laughter]

>> We have to go test this out. Let's go.

disappear

again.

Wake up crazy.

This is not going

>> perfect.

I've been trying to call you for the

last 10 minutes.

Is it working?

>> I think we're at the same time.

>> I think

the [ __ ] are you?

This is really good because now we can

communicate.

>> What are you guys doing here?

>> Oh, we're here. Oh, yeah. We're here

because I think it's and it's

documentary. Isn't that

>> That's your That's your Twitch.

>> Your account is is actually Wait, this

is actually We hacked your account.

>> This is a private event. You cannot be

filming.

>> I asked you if I could. Look, I don't

know who you guys are filming with, but

you can't be filming here. This is a

private event.

>> You asked me to do this. You literally

asked me to do this.

>> I didn't ask you to do [ __ ]

>> You You You said, "Please get get bring

all your magic. Bring your magic." I

know you love magic.

>> There's no way you're filming.

>> I really like showing people my magic.

You said I could show

the only

baby him.

Hey everyone. Um,

>> we're gonna have to keep it really tight

here in the tight framing here because I

just found out we're not allowed to do

this. So,

>> I can't show anyone my magic tricks.

What are you?

>> What are you excited about?

>> I like free.

grab a seat.

>> Yeah, I'm going to grab a

>> water.

>> Wait, what the freaking heck? You just

had this in your pants.

>> What the freaking heck? You just had all

this luck in his pants.

>> Look at what this guy had in his pants.

Don't [laughter] take this.

[laughter]

>> It landed in my hand.

>> Oh, it did. That was my magic trick.

>> I did magic.

>> Uhoh.

Something's happening here. Come on.

>> No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

>> Wait. This is wild.

>> Oliver, the light turned off. What's

happening? Oliver.

>> Oliver. Do you copy? Do you copy

everything I'm doing right now?

>> How are you, baby?

How are you?

>> Trying to say something to me, but I

can't hear it. [laughter]

>> You give me permission.

>> You give me permission to do magic.

>> Oh, he said he's in the middle. Oh, I'm

sorry, Andy. No, he's he said that he's

in an interview right now. Um, and he's

trying to be safe. He loves

Alligator, what do you expect for

tonight?

>> I expect to throw Oliver a bouquet of

flowers.

Who's that?

[laughter]

>> This is my sister.

>> This is my sister.

>> I'm her sister, [laughter] too.

>> This is my male sister.

>> And I

>> am his sister.

>> I miss you so much.

>> I miss you so much, too. This is how the

magician never reveals their tricks, but

um this is some crap that that this is

how you do this crap.

Oh, hey. What's up? What's your name?

>> You're funny as [ __ ] bro.

>> Yeah, I know you're from

>> Oh, really?

>> to be better

>> a better person.

>> What's your name?

>> Nice to meet you.

>> Nice to meet you as well.

>> I love your hair. Thank you.

>> Glad you're

>> here.

>> [laughter]

>> Hello.

>> I like what you're doing.

>> Okay, maybe we should go in here. Let's

check this out. It's a new scenery. I

don't give a freaking crap if Oliver

says you can't freaking film [ __ ] I

could do it. It's a free country. It's a

free country. I spent zero dollars to be

here.

Look at all these people. Look at all

these people. Let's do this.

Look at all these people. Look at all

these freaking people right now. They're

all sitting down right now. Look at all

these freaking people sitting down right

now.

>> Yeah.

>> I don't know what to do.

People are sitting. They're sitting.

They think you're going to show

something here tonight.

>> He's giving me the silent treatment.

>> Should I sit? Okay.

Should I sit?

Too much energy to sit down. I have to

expend it. I have to expend a little

more. Let's go this way.

>> Hey,

how do you guys feel today?

>> I'm prosperous, man. [laughter]

>> Oh, that's what I said.

Well, um, what are your names?

>> I'm Jake.

>> Jake.

>> And what do you expect from him?

>> Expect

like my little talk.

>> And what are your expectations?

>> Cheers, laughs, good times, bad times, a

lot more free.

Can you make one prediction of what

could happen tonight?

>> I think he's going to find Aartha behind

the walls of Antarctica

and just be free after that probably.

>> I like that. I like that.

>> I'll probably have to pee before the

first like 25 minutes or because of the

forces

now.

>> Yeah.

>> You know they have free popcorn up

there.

>> I did not know that.

>> It's pretty awesome. Let's go check it

out.

>> Thanks.

>> Thanks.

>> See you later.

>> Those guys

do know how to talk to.

Look at everyone's dress. Look at

everyone's dress. Everyone is dressed

and it's awesome.

>> Hi. How's it going? Are you here for

Oliver Tre's premiere

>> album release in the American Antarctica

movie?

>> And what are you expecting of that?

>> Um, monkey sharks.

>> Monkey sharks.

>> A lot of monkey sharks.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. If I don't see a monkey shark in

this documentary, I'm going to be so

disappointed.

>> I don't know if I like that.

>> Is that a dangerous animal?

>> Uh, how dangerous are monkey sharks?

>> They're the scariest animal.

They're terrifying.

>> I wouldn't go near.

>> I want to ride one.

>> Listen, guys. If you're new here, Oliver

asks me to walk around and say crap.

>> And I need to ask everyone what their

expectations are of what they're about

to see because you need to make sure

that people are using their brain and

thinking about craft and that it's

pertaining to Oliver's album. in

>> this is really good. This is really good

for us. We just got here.

>> Um and he's

>> and I was trying to even

[laughter]

>> I thought you were going to be a clown.

No, I was a magician and always born and

raised as a magician today.

>> What?

>> I believe that. Why you

bringing it back? I'm bringing the

double back.

>> Ready?

[laughter]

>> But I think you can keep it.

>> Yes. What do you think the sign is

about? Cuz what do you expect tonight?

>> Are you free tomorrow night?

I'm free every day because I am a very

[laughter]

I want people.

>> Oh my god. Okay.

>> I'm sure that we can talk because her

outfit is very

>> Do you want to um kiss on the mouth?

>> I'm just kidding. I just want to see

your reaction.

>> Really got me.

>> Hi guys. Hi, I'm Britney.

>> This is Oliver's live stream.

>> Let's go.

>> So, he wants me to ask you guys,

specifically you guys about what you're

expecting tonight.

>> I didn't get the

Oliver. My expectations are always rock

bottom

>> and uh usually they don't improve past

that and I'm expecting it to just kind

of be the same.

>> That's really awesome.

>> I agree. Sorry.

>> Oh, is that is that a microphone? Um,

no, but it's just a handful of stuff I

have.

>> Okay, I'll I'll talk into it.

>> Yeah.

>> So, yeah, I've known Oliver for about 3

days now, and in those three days, you

show me you cannot be trusted. I would

just focus on that element of it, and uh

try to be here for as little time as

possible.

>> Keep the bar low. Keep the expectations

low.

>> Okay. This is a a present for you guys

that I have.

>> It's a little person.

>> Oh, that's cute.

>> Thank you.

And remember, I'm

>> gift

my wallet.

>> It scorches my money. No way. It

scorches my money.

How are you?

>> All right.

>> Well, that was that was a sick magic

show and like I said, my the bar is very

low. So,

just

>> So, that made it better for you. That

made it

>> That was the best magic show you ever

saw.

>> What?

Keep on

>> dreaming. I love you. Love you so much.

really want to hang out with me.

People

want to make out with me. Want to make

out with me.

>> People want to like be romantic and put

mouth my mouth and their mouth together.

>> I had to think about that.

>> I have to eat this mint in case someone

else wants to spend

Okay.

Sorry.

[laughter]

Hi.

>> Hi. How's it going?

>> Hi. How's it going?

>> [laughter]

>> something shocking, something exciting.

By the way, my name is

I love his new thing. Always. I love it.

>> We're excited. We're super excited.

>> Um, I got this for you.

>> Oh, what is that? It's a little person

inside of a pill.

>> Yeah,

>> I'm

>> Yeah, I'm a magician.

>> Are you?

>> Yeah, I'm

okay.

>> Mom, can you hold this stuff for me?

>> God damn.

>> Okay. Ready?

>> Yeah.

>> This is my wallet. This is my wallet

with all my money in it. This is my

wallet.

This is my Hold on. Maybe I should

>> my wallet. Oh no. No.

>> I was gonna That was a trick where my

wallet catches on fire, but I'm out of

>> Oh my god.

>> I love you.

>> I love you so much.

>> You're so cool. I'm going to take this.

>> I'm just glad you didn't take my pill. I

mean my man bill.

>> Yeah, you need to keep that.

>> We don't have any of the man.

>> Thank you.

>> Thank you so much.

>> How's it going?

>> You guys stop filming. Wait,

>> bro. You can't be filming this. Put the

[ __ ] camera away.

>> THIS IS NOT PUBLIC.

>> THIS IS PRIVATE.

>> Can you please just stop the filming? I

don't know who you're filming.

>> Why are you giving me a wet willie?

>> Stop giving me a wet willy.

>> Filming. This is a private event.

There's a lot of really important people

here.

There's a lot of celebrities here. This

is a big deal. Okay. If you treat them

without their because I need them. Who

are they? Because I should talk to them

because I want to be amazing musician. I

love Hollywood.

>> I love Hollywood. Oliver, you understand

that? This is really good for me cuz I

love H. I love Hollywood.

Um,

>> Oliver,

>> look. You got to stop the filming [ __ ]

okay? I was not joking around.

>> Wait, Sydney Sweeny's here.

>> She can't be here. Just tell her she

can't get a plus one.

>> Sydney Sweeny's at the door. Literally,

Sydney Sweeny's here.

Pretty sure Sydney Sweenie is right

here.

>> Um

Um

>> Okay. All right. Um,

>> if you do it where he doesn't see, then

it's fine. So, just as long as he's

turned the other way.

>> Welcome to

welcome everybody. Welcome. Welcome

everybody.

Hi, I'm Britney.

>> How are you? You're vlogging.

>> Yes. This is Oliver's uh live stream.

Twitch.

>> Yes. This is Twitch.

>> Quick, say some curse words so you get

spammed.

>> I'm ready. I'm ready.

>> Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap.

[laughter] Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap.

Crap. Crap. Crap.

This is

Um,

>> it's getting pretty hot in here.

[laughter]

Oh, hello.

>> What's up, lady? Oh, how are you?

>> Magician.

>> I'm not.

How are you? How are you? This is

Oliver's live stream.

>> What's up, Oliver's live stream? I hope

everything's great.

>> And what do you think about what do you

expect for tonight?

>> Oh, I expect romance and tragedy and a

fair bit of music. That's basically it.

Uh, say hello to my wife live stream.

This is Hannah.

>> Hi, Hannah.

Yeah, we got two babies at home.

>> Yes, we came out just for this. It's

very hard for us to get out to these

events on uh week nights because

>> on the weekends a lot

and daddy and daddy.

>> So, you just took over

hug alligator over here.

This is

>> and he loves all he told me and he will

tell me again.

>> Seriously, stop [ __ ] filming. I'm not

going to ask again. Okay, this is a one

time thing. I'm not going to say it

again. Do not [ __ ] film.

>> You You wanted this.

>> Are you still [ __ ] filming?

>> Put the [ __ ] stream away. Turn it

off. Turn it off.

>> Film this. As long as he's not looking.

You're not going to [ __ ]

>> Let me show you one mind trick. One mind

trick.

>> Okay, you can show me, but don't film

it.

>> And then if you promise to turn it off,

>> if I wow you, can I if I if this is the

best matchup you've ever seen, can I

keep filming?

I love to be on Hollywood.

>> Pick a card. Any card.

>> It's like It's like one of those fish

with the eyes in the back.

>> You saw the card.

>> She saw the [ __ ] card. I want a

different card.

>> Was this your card?

>> No, it was not.

>> I know.

>> Is this the whole thing? I saw the Yeah,

because I I have good magic skin. Just

kidding. It was this the whole time.

>> All right, we got to turn this off. You

got to turn it off. This is not going to

be [ __ ] broadcasted for people to

see. What is it? Five people.

>> I haven't even been

>> Whose account is this for?

>> This is what I want. This is your

account.

>> Is this for your account?

>> No, your account.

>> What do you mean my account?

>> It's on your Twitch.

>> I don't have a Twitch. It's not my

account.

>> Yes, you do. It's Oliver uh 222 Angel

because those are Angel numbers.

>> Okay. First of all, I don't stream so

there's no Oliver Tree official

streaming account. And if there was, it

would definitely not be called What is

this? Oliver Tree Live. I would

definitely not call it something like

that. I would use something creative.

Okay. So, put the [ __ ] phone away.

>> Okay. I'll change it. You want to change

your username? I'll change it.

>> Whose account is this?

>> I'm in your account right now.

>> You're broadcasting from my account.

>> Yes, I'm in that.

>> Why do you say that?

>> Because I said that already. Well, I

couldn't hear you. Why do you say that?

>> I don't like because I could say a

million things. Why would I say that?

>> So, this is stream for my official

Twitch.

>> Yes.

>> And it's for your

>> I have no idea.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay then. Yeah, you guys are good to

film.

>> You're fine. You're fine. But just make

sure you don't show any of the movies.

>> Okay.

>> It's a top secret feature film. The

first first ever major label artist to

record in Antarctica. Made the whole

album. Well, a large portion of it

there. And then I went on and traveled

to 82 countries. It's loud in here. You

guys better have some proper mics or

something because this is not going to

work.

>> What do you expect from tonight?

>> Uh, tonight I expect bad vibes probably.

I'm hoping that the equipment works. I

had some issues earlier. I came for the

sound check and the equipment was not

working, but the guy said that they

should be able to work it out. So, I'm

going to go talk with him and hopefully

we'll get this thing up and running as

soon as the equipment is fully there.

>> I love you so much.

>> I love you, too. and awesome.

>> I had no idea, by the way, that you were

streaming for my channel. Thank you so

much for doing that.

>> Britney is the most legendary person

here. So, I'm greatly

>> Wait, I have I have I have this for you.

>> This is a little person in a pill

bottle.

>> That's for me.

>> Y

>> Oh my god, I love gifts. And it's

perfect because this will fit in my

backpack on my carry-on suitcase. I

don't have much space. Perfect gift for

a guy like me.

>> And imagine I give you this.

>> That would be crazy.

>> What is it?

>> Oh [ __ ] I WANT THAT. I DON'T You can

take this.

>> I can't hear you.

>> I'm got to go talk to the guy.

>> Got some long legs.

Fine. Let's go inside. I think

Kings and

[laughter]

>> a live

Yeah.

>> What do you expect for tonight?

>> What do you expect for tonight?

>> I expect Alligator to make every single

person in this theater grill within 5

minutes.

>> I got the gold. Come on. Let's go. Let's

do this. I got

>> I got the

Here. I got some drills right here.

Let's see if these fit you.

>> Let's see if these fit you.

>> They are for somebody else. Who cares?

Look, she's got a grill.

>> Starts in five.

>> She's got a grill, bro.

>> She's got a grill.

>> Randomly, he said he expects everyone to

make me to make grills for everyone in 5

minutes. Pull a grill out of my pocket.

>> What's up, alligator? Jesus. The only

one in the world who can do that.

>> And actually, I have two other girls in

front of him.

That was magic. I thought I was the only

magician here tonight.

>> Energy

>> and like and subscribe his channel.

>> There's like no one.

>> Okay, let's go freaking in that thing

cuz I need to see this.

>> Oh, actually

>> Oh my gosh. Hopefully there's something

>> Oliver's live stream.

>> Hey,

>> so what are you expecting?

>> Um, I don't really know. He's going to

be in Antarctica. Antarctica.

Antarctica, I guess.

>> You think it's AI?

>> It might be. I don't believe I don't

believe that he went there to be honest

with you. So, we'll have to see what

this movie is like. It might all be shot

on a green screen for all I know.

>> Be the first thing the guy lied about.

>> He's a big liar.

>> [ __ ] liar.

>> But I have something for you and I

haven't seen you in a million years.

It's been a while

>> and I am just so happy that you're here

and this is for you.

>> It's a little tiny person in a pill

capsule because

>> what happens if I eat it?

>> Um

>> I actually know. Does it unleash

something in me if I beat this little

person?

>> You can do whatever you want because you

are in charge of your own body.

>> I am.

>> Thank you.

>> Okay. [laughter]

>> Good to see you.

>> Good to see you.

>> See you later.

>> Yes.

>> We'll catch up later.

This is Oliver's live stream.

>> What's up, Oliver's live stream?

>> So, um, what were you expecting for

tonight?

>> I wasn't expecting to meet Chris Paul

and Wendy coming. You can see their

beautiful love.

>> This is Oliver's live stream.

>> I'm just in a panic because everyone is

dressed bad on purpose and these are my

real clothes.

>> I mean, you look great.

>> Everyone's like, "Love your costume."

I'm like, I didn't know there was a

costume.

>> You can look bad and be Or you can wear

weird stuff and look great.

>> I have a I know what can make you feel

better. Actually,

>> the fact that I I'm dressed like a

pedophile from Palm Beach.

>> No, a gift.

>> Oh,

>> a gift. I'll give you a few gifts. We

apologize.

>> This is magic. I I don't do magic. I

don't like magic. It makes me

uncomfortable.

Maybe this will make your outfit better.

>> I think this is what they gave out at

the fire festival when you walked in.

The only thing there

>> I had Oh, thank you.

>> Yeah.

>> If you don't want Also, this it's a

little person in a

>> Is this like a tatonic?

>> Is it drugs? You can be drugs.

>> That's a little person in a pill bottle.

>> That's like a tiny person.

>> Yeah.

>> Wow. That looks like um like my teen

pregnancy.

I feel like

>> Oh, that's like a little human being in

there.

>> Yeah. Oh, nice.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, good. That's Peter Dinklage and

>> I love giving you stuff because you say

really funny things after everything I

>> I get a Uno card with arrows

>> cuz you could Uno reverse what just

happened. You could uno reverse anything

if you don't.

>> Thought how Uno works.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay. No reverse like does that mean I

can cut stuff out

>> bombing?

>> Yeah. Also,

>> we lost the little guy.

>> Sorry.

>> Oh, no. You lost.

>> Oh, there he is.

>> I'm sure we can get more on like your

Teimu mini person trafficking.

>> Look. And I have this for you, too.

>> I bet this

god. Oh, another one of these things.

What is this? just I'm like, "Oh, this

is

>> nobody else got this."

>> There's no way this isn't just like

giving me cancer currently. Like, I just

have breast cancer. What is this for for

like I don't I'm not on drugs. Am I the

only person not on like this? This has

big cratom energy.

>> And what would you say is your what

you're expecting of this movie tonight?

>> I um fully don't believe there's a

movie. I mean, I'm Is it going to

happen? We've been here a while.

Uh, I'm expecting to see him in

Antarctica doing

>> Do you think he really went to

Antarctica?

>> Unclear. AI's gotten pretty good. Does

it matter? Who cares? I actually am more

impressed that we didn't go to the moon.

You know how much harder it is to not do

something and pull it off that you did

than to actually do it? If he pretended

to go to Antarctica, I'd be so much more

impressed.

>> Very good.

>> Like going to Antarctica like try that's

such a tryhard pick icky move. Like say

you did.

The government didn't bother to go to

the moon.

>> You know how expensive that would have

been?

>> Why don't you don't have to?

>> Do you want this?

>> I don't want another one of these if

that Can I draw a boundary?

>> Another one of these. All right. Nice.

Is this Do you have like a paid

partnership with

Katie tampons? What is it?

Your outfit's going to be awesome now,

>> dude. I don't This is like my Do you

guys have like a paid partnership? What

is it?

>> You're glowing.

>> Katy Perry consulting.

>> I don't know what to do. I can I get

anything for this on eBay?

>> She's so glowy.

>> I like the

What would I say?

>> I like that she's dressed like lesbian

Riddler.

>> Wait, I'm a magician. That's why.

>> Oh, okay.

>> Oh, you made your gender disappear.

Tada.

>> Abracadabra.

>> I love her. She cooks up the craziest

stuff so fast. Her brain goes really

fast and she's awesome and I like her

out.

>> 3 2 1.

>> Okay.

>> Are we supposed to film the whole time?

>> You guys are supposed to film the whole

time. Get the best seats in the house.

>> And is And do we film in the the actual

screen?

>> Yeah. Anything you want.

>> Anything? Yep. All of it.

>> Okay.

>> Sounds like it's you and me, buddy. You

and me in this little crazy place. Look

at all these people. Look at all these

freaking people. Look at all these

freaking people. Look, there's a dog

here.

>> I love this place. I love this place.

Look at this. Look what they have here.

>> You're filming still?

>> Yeah. There's a bit of an issue going on

right now.

>> What?

>> They don't know about the Can you not

film this?

>> The machine isn't working.

>> The machine isn't working.

>> Yeah.

>> To show your movie.

>> Yeah.

>> But you like But you like showing your

movie.

>> No, I want to show the movie, but the

machine is broken. All right. I'm going

to have to talk to everyone.

>> Wait,

>> I know where Paul is. I got to talk to

Paul. [laughter]

>> There's a little delay.

>> Showtime, guys.

>> Uhoh. Something's happening that's bad.

Let's go.

>> Maybe Oliver needs our help.

>> Hello. Is this [ __ ] thing on?

>> You guys,

can we turn the music off, please? Is

everybody in here?

>> Can everybody please come in here who's

outside?

>> You guys, okay, this is a really [ __ ]

up bed.

Okay, so I'm going to try to explain

this to you guys without having a little

breakdown. So, we we talked to the

people who run the projectors and one of

the main projectors is down right now.

So, I'm not sure if we're going to be

able to show the movie tonight.

>> There's two options. So, we can

potentially play the music on the

speakers, but um we're not sure. We're

looking for a specific USBC to HDMI. If

anybody has one on you, please bring it

over to Paul. He's the guy in the

orange.

>> Yeah. So, if you guys have a USBC to

HDMI, please bring it over to Paul in

the orange. Um, and the other option is

if you guys want, we could potentially

play the movie on my laptop. [laughter]

So, does that sound like a good [ __ ]

plan?

If anyone wants to come closer, it's

going to be a little bit hard to see,

but please, you're you're really really

really really need this right now.

things have been really rough with the

label and um yeah, I don't have a lot of

money. So, if anybody happens to have

the HDMI USBC, please find Paul. Um but

thank you guys for coming and even if it

isn't what I was hoping it would be, um

I'm really [ __ ] grateful that you

guys all made it. Thank you so [ __ ]

much.

[applause]

>> And also, please talking. It's pretty

quiet with the laptop speakers, so if

any of you want to just kind of come sit

up closer, you're welcome to do that.

>> And what is the run time? Uh, the run

time is 6 hours.

Okay. Um, I'm going to play this right

now and um, if anybody leaves, I'm

sorry. There's no bathroom setup. We've

actually locked the doors in the front

and the bathroom. So, nobody's allowed

to leave. And this is a double feature.

Uh, we'll be playing the first the film

and then the second film and then

there's a third film and then followed

by an album listening. So, thank you

guys so much. Without further ado, this

is the oneman band 369 days in

Antarctica.

[cheering]

[applause]

>> Hello.

>> Is this thing on?

action.

>> Hi, I'm critically acclaimed director

and film producer Oliver Treaty. Welcome

to the greatest show of all time. You

are now part of the cinematic

revolution,

created by none other than my production

company, Alien Boy Films. Here at Alien

Boy Films, we've been in the movie

business for the past 157 years, dating

back to 1893 when my great great great

great great grandfather Otto Hagen

Bottom Tree VI produced and acted in the

first silent picture of Jimmy Plantain

in the Battle of Pumpkin Mountain.

Excuse me. Almost 100 years later, Alien

Boy Films continued producing cult

classics like the documentary Operation

Magic School Bus in the LSD Road Trip to

Nova Scotia, starring and produced by my

great uncle, the late great tambourine

player Otis Juniper Tree, who opened up

for the Grateful Dead at Woodstock 69.

And fast forward another 50 years to

2024, where I, Oliver Tree, direct and

produce all of my own music videos,

social media content, as well as

unreleased classic documentaries such as

the creation of the world's biggest

scooter,

how to make a $2 million music video.

And that one time Oliver Tree was banned

from the military.

>> We are inside a live army tank right

now.

[screaming]

>> [ __ ] that.

>> So without a further ado, enjoy the show

from the mind of Oliver Tree and

definitely not a government fueled

propaganda from the United States of

America.

Although I must thank Congressman

Jeremiah Jeffrey and the Jeremiah

Jeffrey Foundation for Arts and Crafts

for a small loan of $10 million of

hardworking taxpayers money. Cheerio

cut. See what I'm saying? It's going to

make me look legit.

We live in a society

where the internet tells us we're never

good enough.

Never having fun enough.

Never pretty enough.

Don't listen. Smile like you've never

smiled before.

I am beautiful. You are beautiful. Ugly

is beautiful. A new fragrance for men

from the [laughter] night tree.

>> Social media can be difficult. At

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remember, it's not a miracle, it's

Metat.

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and go.

>> Hello, I'm Ron Johnson Van Swanson the

president of Alien Boy Records. We are

the label that brought you such hits as

Ugly is beautiful and such commercial

failures as Cowboy Tears.

At Alien Boy Records, the marketing

comes first. It's about what you look

like, not what you sound like. The music

just isn't that important. We sign

artists who are interesting to look at,

no matter how watered down or dog [ __ ]

their music sounds. Alien Boy Records

has access to cutting edge algorithms,

bot farms, and pay-forplay technologies,

which has made crafting industry plants

up to 15 times easier than before. Our

number one artist, Oliver Tree, is a

prime example. Alien Boy Records, is

responsible for the writing, production,

promotion, and distribution of all of

Oliver's music. He has no say or

involvement in the creative process. We

have manufactured every aspect of his

character from his obnoxious

personality, his wackadoodle outfits to

his downright embarrassing haircuts. We

make him sing and dance like a stupid

little monkey. We created Oliver tree

>> and we could destroy him at any given

moment.

>> Yeah, I know what to do, dude.

Oh, it's not working.

>> I'm not exactly qualified for this type

of work.

>> I think up top we need to put a bicycle

wheel with a spinner on it.

>> This is bad.

>> I told them not to paint it all. It's

not going to work.

>> We're going to have to come back in a

month and reshoot this and rebuild the

whole thing.

>> They're about to lift the heart up for

the first time. We're going to see if

this thing actually holds.

>> This is the most dangerous thing I've

done in Afghanistan. Yeah.

That crank is from the 60. That thing

can snap at any second. I saw one of the

wheels lift up. Let's do this. Let's

just get it done with

two.

>> We better get off that thing. That's

because the crane could crash on you.

>> Can I get off?

>> Serious. Okay.

The following presentation is brought to

you by MetaMobile. We politely ask you

to shut the hell up, turn off your

phones, and live in the moment. There is

no filming allowed, and if Oliver

catches you taking a video, he will

personally sue your ass for every last

penny.

>> We are not alone in this universe.

In the distant constellation of Zeter

Reticuli, also known as the anus of the

Milky Way, the greatest band to ever

[singing and music] exist is finally

coming to planet Earth.

4 3

[laughter]

>> [music]

>> The following feature film has been

approved for restricted audiences only

by by the Jeremiah Jeffrey Film

Institute of Antarctica. This movie

contains gruesome imagery such as making

out with grandmas, full frontal male

nudity, ugly men getting punched in the

no no spot, as well as naughty words and

potty jokes written by my 5-year-old

nephew, Little Bubba Jr.

>> After disappearing for years, the next

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recorded over [singing] 2 years in over

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tribes in Africa from Antarctica to

Afghanistan.

The documentary series, The One Man

Band, and the greatest album ever

recorded across planet Earth.

Love you madly. Hate you madly.

Honey,

[music]

you love me.

>> [music]

[music]

>> My name's Oliver Tree. I'm out here in

Antarctica. I've been here for about a

year and I'm recording my album.

What's up, guys? My name is Oliver Tree.

It's a pleasure to be here. This is my

64th consecutive week here in

Antarctica.

Today is day 364 of me being in

Antarctica. And today is the day that I

play my album for my parents.

>> I'm Christine Nickel. I'm Oliver's

mother.

>> I'm Jesse Nickel, the third pops.

>> So last Christmas before I came to

Antarctica, I was at my parents house. I

opened up a box of pictures and I found

an ancient photograph. This black and

white picture probably from the 1930s or

1920s. He's got a drum on his back. He's

got an accordion. He's got all these

crazy intruders. Who is he? I asked my

mom, "Who is he?" I asked my dad, "Who

is he?" This man was my [ __ ]

grandfather. My grandfather was the

original oneman band. He was the first

person to ever conceive the idea. So, in

honor of his legacy, I want to take it

to where my grandfather could not. I

wanted to do it in ways he could never

dream of.

>> Remember when he came home for Christmas

and he went up in the attic and he

looked through all those photos and he

found one of his grandfather,

>> John Nichol? Yeah.

>> Yeah. and he died in this and he's

following in his footsteps. It's like

history repeats itself.

>> He actually had to

>> Yeah.

>> So based off of my grandfather who was

the original one man band, I am making

the modern version of it which would

essentially allow me to play out

anywhere since

I got a drum pad here to allow me to

make beats.

Not bad. I'll be like [ __ ]

Frankenstein. One man.

So, here we have my chesty. It's an

onboard live mixing rig, fully analog,

of course. Basically designed to withake

a bulletproof vest around it. And be

able to mix an entire live orchestra,

which is unnecessary because it's just

me, but you never know when that could

come in handy. And in the back, I have a

full onboard rig. This will attach to

the back. Oh,

still getting everything situated, but

uh you can see there's never too much

velcro. Yeah, this will allow me to be

able to do beats anywhere. I built this

setup so that I could record out here on

the ice to get the full inspiration in

mother nature in all her glory.

Going to sound good.

I'm making a drum bass banger today.

There it is.

I don't want to fall in love.

>> Oh man, this is going to sound so good.

[laughter]

Wind is crazy on this one, dude. The

bass is it's like a dub set wobble. It

is so fat, dude.

I'm beat, dude. Those beats were gnarly

today. It was like mixing like

rockabilly with dubstep. Like some of

the [ __ ] I'm touching on, like ain't

nobody doing, man. That's why I had to

come out here for the seventh final

white continent where ain't nobody going

to make beats. First major label artist

to ever do it. Spent my entire recording

budget coming out here and living in

Antarctica for one year so I can make an

album like nothing that's coming before

it. This is legendary, dude. I'm

thinking Grammys.

A man, I just can't wait for my parents

to get here so I can show them. They're

going to love it.

I don't want to fall in love right now.

I'll take you for a ride if you want to

get down. I don't think it's a rap could

fit in there. Maybe.

>> BOOM. WHO IS THAT CHICK THAT I WAS

TALKING TO? SHORTY KIND OF BAD. I REALLY

LIKE THE VIEW. YOU CAN DO THE MATH. THEN

I'LL TAKE YOU TO MY ROOM. WOULD YOU COME

THROUGH? WHAT'S your mother?

>> Oh, [ __ ]

>> I don't want to fall in love.

>> Trying to make a little outro part like

a little [ __ ] trap.

So, this is one of the things I came

here to research, which is the alien

bases.

>> We saw UAPs,

>> uh, UAPs, we've seen, we've seen UFOs,

we've seen a wider range of things.

We've seen ones that were blamato, very

long, more like a missile, and we've

seen ones that are more circular, the

traditional standard kind of boring

textbook stuff. We've seen a wide array

of

>> those are rare,

>> but I'm always watching.

>> They're just standing coming out of them

underwater.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> They work their way down. When they

finally make a hole, they way they go,

that water drains down and sometimes you

see them shooting out the sides of the

of these big chunks. I've been keeping

my eyes pretty

>> wide open and I've been looking.

>> We saw one time it was it was absolutely

stunning.

>> I'm on a rifle team with the military.

>> Me, too.

>> I'm pretty good at ranging. Just looking

at things. And like I say, just look at

stuff you you know and the length of it

give you a good judgment.

>> If I was to bet that little one looks

like an entry for right there. The one

on the right, that small one. That's

probably for a smaller ship. Get a

closeup of that.

>> But I get to get a chance to go up in

there. Are you [ __ ] [ __ ] One, two,

three, four, five. I can count five

different entry points to this alien

base. This is the reason why I've stayed

in Antarctica so long. Look at this

[ __ ] thing. I'm giving an interview

about alien bases and one shows up right

behind me. This is a daily thing here.

This is something that has kept me in

Antarctica because I want to know more.

And without the proper military support,

I can't go deeper into this because this

is NATO territory. It's been closed off.

But a guy can wonder and a guy can watch

from a distance and document. We've got

multiple cameras here so that we can try

to get the student and upload this to

the internet where everyone can witness

this for free. We don't have to hide

this anymore. I'm so sick of the

government hiding what's really going on

here in Antarctica. This is what's going

on. alien bases that go underwater where

you have orbs, you have UFOs, you have

UAPs, you have so many different types

of vehicles. But this is what keeps me,

as much as I love it, I feel like maybe

I've hit a threshold. Maybe at some

point I can come back and work closer

with more scientists. I can potentially

work with the US government if they will

allow me to be a lead researcher so that

we can figure out what's really going on

here.

>> There's a disconnect. That's the problem

here.

>> Is concerning. Yeah.

>> Yeah. He thinks the world is going like

this. He's just so off [music] base. So,

um, yeah, we're gonna bring him home.

>> We're gonna get him some help.

>> I think a lot of people are scared and

they come at it from a fear angle, but

for me, I come from an open heart and

open arms and I welcome the aliens in.

And that's why I've had so many

interactions with UFO ships. That's why

I've seen them time after time because I

know I have an open mind to this, but an

open heart and I know the aliens can

pick up on that. Of course, there's also

the walls that surround it, the flat

earth theory and all that. I'm not going

to get into that, but yes, we did find

the wall.

This is the perimeter of Antarctica.

This is the perimeter of what we call

the end of the flat earth. Me and John

rock climbed this about 6 months ago. We

lost all the footage because there's a

magnetic layer on the wall that erased

all the photos. It was quite

unfortunate. The wall is over 16 m high.

We tried climbing it the first time.

Jean Rock had an asthma attack. He

didn't bring his inhaler. The second

time we were able to get to the top.

It's literally nothing. It just stops.

Flat ending. The earth ends here.

>> [music]

>> And this proves everything we know about

the flat earth theory. The world is not

round. Otherwise, there wouldn't be a

wall surrounding all of Antarctica. The

perimeter is an entire wall. If you come

here, you will see it time after time

proving the world is flat. Well, there

was one guy who was one of us. He was

the flat earther and he came out here

and he was like, "Oh, the Earth fight.

It changed this whole thing." But that

was not a real flat earther. That was a

guy who was put in by the government.

>> Undercover. He was undercover for sure.

We call him circlers. He was full of

[ __ ] He was definitely on earth. And my

guys came out here. It would take about

two hours. We'll be able to prove John

Rock wrote his essay about six years ago

about this and he proved everything we

know. It flipped the whole world on its

upside down axis. We call it the Z-axis.

That's the flat axis.

>> He's losing it. So, his perspective is

not clear. Someone needs to tell him.

[clears throat]

[music]

>> [music]

>> Just recording this place for the album.

Going to make some sense out of it

later.

That's going to be icy.

So, for example, just the other day, I

requisitioned to Zodiac. I hired a

driver. I hired a small team. I had a

crew. I had my parents out there. And I

said, "Fuck it. Let's go record some

icebergs. Let's go get some new sounds I

haven't gotten yet on this stupid

[ __ ] island on the stupid [ __ ]

peninsula." So, I did what every artist

does. They go and they find things to

work with source material. My source is

the icebergs, for example.

Ice cving off the glaciers sometimes

sounds like thunder if it's a large

chunk coming off or a small chunk coming

off sounding [music] like a a gun going

off.

>> Yeah, I've been recording them all week.

Insane.

>> Yes, that's right. Especially at Nico

Harbor.

>> Nico Harbor's got the best cabin around.

>> It does. Absolutely. Absolutely.

>> I actually went two months ago and I

came back because it was so good.

Do you have any way of knowing how long

it's been since that fell off the

glacier or any given ice?

>> I'd say probably 6 months.

>> I had a buddy actually who found one of

these. He moved into it. Did a whole

entire two month period where he just

lived inside one of the caves in the

glacier. [music]

>> You ever seen that?

>> I have not.

>> It's good for winter when it gets dark.

>> Not much to do here anyways. I've got

time.

>> I've come down here and had almost a

week of sun. Just you just never know.

>> First time I came down here, I was 8

years old and I kid you not, I came back

home with a tan.

>> Oh yeah.

>> It was the crazy. It was the sunniest

season, I swear.

>> Oh yeah. I'll be I'll be lobster red by

the heat.

>> I looked like a watermelon.

>> That the hole in the ozone gives you a

special

>> Well, theoretically speaking, yeah, the

ozone is heavily damaged from people

like this gentleman riding zodiacs

around here. You know, the Zodiacs are

off putting so much gas. The cruise

ships are coming in with people just

there to see tourism on some big

fancyesque level and they're just

polluting and polluting and I would

never do that.

>> So I came out here to record everything

naturally try to do bounce sound

collage. A lot of people would consider

my methods unorthodox. A lot of people

would say they're unethical because I

use animals without their consent

because I also am recording nature and

making money off it. Potentially

millions. Who knows? Probably the label

will take all the money. So, it's not a

big deal. But basically, I've been using

an ME66 is a basic little shotgun mic.

And I've been recording everything I can

find. And I've recorded everything here.

I'm pretty much maxed out. I probably

recorded every glacier in about a 14

mile radius around the entire peninsula.

So everything's shackle pinned and the

early expedition is touched. I've been

there. I've touched it. I'm [ __ ] over

it. I've recorded every type of penguin

in Antarctica. I'm done.

Trying to get some recordings of the

penguins for the album to use for some

new synths.

They're not very noisy today. I got to

get some of the piano penguins. Those

things are insane, dude. They're so

loud. I want to record the piano

penguins. They're 18. I believe it's 17

different vocal cords. Very similar

style to the throat singing that they do

in Asia as well as northern Africa. And

I make synthesis out of the penguins.

Nobody is doing this. But I can take

something so horrible sounding and turn

into something so beautiful.

Behind me is the largest colony of piano

penguins right here on the Antarctic

Peninsula. The most loud and obnoxious

of all the penguins. [laughter] Famous

for 18 different vocal cords inside the

center of their throat. It modulates

between cords and sounds like a really

out of he piano. Obnoxious would be an

understatement. They also smell like

[ __ ] If you can imagine 50,000 babies

diapers being unloaded in a semi truck

in front of your front door, that's what

I'm experiencing right about now. Don't

even get me started on the piano

payments.

That [ __ ] dookie smells like a

nuclear poopy.

>> If you're lucky enough to make it out to

Antarctica, I would highly suggest

skipping this portion of the trip.

>> Let's go.

>> I just took a [ __ ]

>> You know that there was a king of

scientists who actually measured how far

that it can shoot the poo poo out

because one scientist got hit while he

was eating a sandwich. Now it's some

[ __ ] end of the world conspiracy that

the [ __ ] global warming is making the

poo bigger. No, the poo has always been

the problem with the piano pigs. That's

always been the problem. It's not global

warming. They're just shitty species.

That's all. [ __ ] annoying and they

sound like [ __ ] Smell you worth

[music]

over it.

>> Are you good?

>> I'm fine. Just go. I got

you not touch the ground. Please. I

didn't want to tell you. Okay. Try not

to

>> I didn't want to.

>> Okay.

>> This is a nightmare.

Holy [ __ ] What's it called?

>> Avalanche.

>> I'm getting chilled. I'm getting goose.

That would be my first Antarctic

avalanche. Like sand in an hourglass

just dripping down at the top of this

beautiful maps. What was that other

thing I saw the other day?

>> Avalanche.

>> Avalanche. I've seen a buttload of

those. You got to come here to see the

avalanche. And actually, if you're not

cool and you're a [ __ ] piano penguin,

you should be under the avalanche so I

don't ever have to smell your nuclear

[ __ ] dookies again. Jesus Christ.

This is the most dirty penguin highway

I've ever seen. A penguin highway is an

academic term used by Antarctic

scientists to describe the travel routes

penguins have followed for millions of

years. Carved into the ice, some penguin

highways stretch for over a thousand

miles. First documented in the early

1800s by whalers like my grandfather who

used penguin highways to transport whale

carcasses down the mountain. These days,

however, they're protected by the likes

of the Antarctic Treaty and the NATO

military, meaning researchers like

myself are no longer permitted to use

them for recreational purposes, which is

a load of [ __ ] It's all penguin

dookie covering the penguin highway.

Very rare. This thing is basically a

sewer system for the penguins. Look at

this little guy. He's probably going to

walk down halfway and take a dump. Get

this shot right here.

[music]

[music]

>> That is very concerning because this

penguin thinks he's on a penguin

highway. He's on my highway and now

there's going to be issues. Little

buddy, step off.

He's confused and he's a very classic

penguin because this guy is an idiot.

>> This mofo just [ __ ] blocked us off the

penguin highway.

[laughter]

Come on, little guy. Let's go.

That was lucky.

[music]

This is a technique called splooing.

It's what mountaineers use to avoid

impact on the mountain. It's the most

minimal impact known to mankind.

On February 7th, 1821, American sealer

John Davis is believed to have been the

first man to set foot on Antarctica.

Concerned his footprints might disturb

the seals he was hunting, he decided to

slide on his socks and splooge all over

the ice. It was that day that speling

was brought to the seventh continent.

Originally invented by Neanderthalss in

the Nordic regions over 40,000 years

ago, sploojing is still widely popular

to this day.

So sploojing was a mountaineering

technique. If you're going up, you're

sliding around. It's almost like you're

a cartoon character. And when you're

going down the mountain, you can

literally slide down and do tricks. I

was learning 360s, 720s, 180s, various

accucher mods. And it's similar to

skiing except skiing is so bad for the

environment because you have these big

wands on your feet. And where do you

think those come from? Factories with

machines. A lot of child labor. Ski is

horrible for the environment. And this

is just it's so beautiful here that I

wouldn't want to do that. I wouldn't

want to damage the environment. Even

when I'm riding in a kayak, I feel bad

every time I hit a glacier, you know,

and I'm like, am I part of the problem?

And sometimes I think yes, but sometimes

I also think

that ice is already melted and it's

already floating there. And sure, maybe

I sped up something by 2,000 years, but

that's normally there. What was the

question?

[music]

[music]

Stop.

>> My name is Bob Abury. I'm a concert

promoter and talent buyer. I came down

here to Antarctica because I have been

working with Oliver Tree and his team to

produce the Ice Festival. It's I YCE

festival.

>> I present you [music] the man, the myth,

the legend. Dubstep DJ Dr. Oliver Tree.

The doctor will see you now.

I need you to jump. ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> I MEAN, HOW MANY times can you scream? 1

2 3 1 2 3

[music]

>> Dr. Oliver.

>> He just keeps playing over and over.

>> DJ Dr. Oliver Tree. And it just goes on

and on and on and I'm like, will this

ever end?

>> DJ [music]

Oliver Tree.

>> Dr. Oliver Tree. Dr. Oliver Tree.

>> DJ [music] Dr. Oliver Tree.

>> This was absolutely the most heinous

crap I've ever heard in my entire life.

I knew that nobody was going to connect

to this music. I'm just sitting here

thinking like, I'm ruined. All this

energy and resources and money that

we're putting into this event, it was

just absolute garbage.

>> [music]

>> I don't want to see you

again [music]

over and over again.

definitely smoking something as I

smelled something, but I feel like there

was definitely something a little

heavier at play. The thing about this

too is like I've been producing a lot of

events and you know we have to deal with

people that are on bad trips and we have

a special space for them and this music

that he put out set people into a very

very bad place. I mean very bad place.

We had more people at this event go into

bad trips that needed help than I've had

in even my biggest tens of thousands

person events.

>> It made my little homie Tommy just start

projectile vomiting. As soon as Tommy

started projectile vomiting, another

person started projectile vomiting and

that caused another person to start

projectile vomiting. This is not meant

for the general human consumption.

>> [music]

>> We're We have gotten into ruinous

territory and I've had a lot of concerts

over the last 23 years. Some have been

amazing. Some have been absolutely god

awful. And I can guarantee you this will

be the worst festival and event I've

ever produced in my entire life.

>> [music]

[music]

>> They don't know anything about rape

culture. It's a movement. I'm just the

beginning. It will be generations after

generations that will come after me. I

don't know. What's the question?

[music]

Here

[music]

we go again. Here we go again.

[music]

>> [music]

>> Are you going to play tonight or

something?

>> The captain on the ship wasn't really a

fan, so they kind of made me turn it off

in the middle of the set last time. So,

it's been a bit embarrassing.

>> The captain was not a fan.

>> It wasn't that he wasn't a fan. He

didn't like the music.

>> You mean Carl?

>> No, the captain of the ship, his name's

Eduardo.

>> It was disruptive, you know, it was not

like comfy.

Not all art. It's supposed to be a

Disney movie where it makes you feel

good. It's supposed to make you feel.

It's what an artist does. Like, [snorts]

listen to this. This is a dubstep sound.

It's not supposed to be beautiful. was

supposed to be.

>> Maybe we can organize a small group of

people that like like awful stuff, you

know, and are willing to like confront

themselves with the darkness of the

being. We're going to organize something

afterwards.

>> Okay. Thank you. I would appreciate if

you could talk to Eduardo, the captain.

>> Show me who is that guy because

>> he's in the crow's nest. Just look for

the top part.

>> But I thought it was a Swedish guy, the

captain.

>> No, no, he got drunk, fell overboard,

and they had to bring on Eduardo as a

backup.

>> [screaming]

>> You are now listening to Dr. Arri.

Inside the Antarctic Tundra Express.

Another trip through another dimension.

In the most beautiful, untouched place

on planet Earth.

One of the last empty places on this

planet that is an overpop populated,

overheated, overworked, overstimulated,

over anxious, over entitled, over

metabolized and over used to depleted as

every last living thing.

Including ourselves.

So take a moment to be present,

be here, and be in this moment.

It will be over before you know it.

Instead of looking forward to the next

thing, just soak up every Sunday.

You know, an ambient set is an ambient

set. We're sitting there. We have this

like beautiful glacier. Icebergs behind

us. But then in the middle of it, this

pod of orcas is coming up and swimming

next to the boat. It was really magical.

And what does this clown do? Sister Ego

drops this super gnarly dubstep song.

[music]

It completely ruined the vibe. The orcas

just dissipated. I feel like anything he

plays, no one's going to be there. This

is one of, if not the biggest fall from

graces I've ever seen in the music

industry. To be an explorer traveling

the world is not a falloff move. I've

been dissociated away from social media.

I've deleted Instagram. I've deleted Tik

Tok. Deleted all this [ __ ] [ __ ]

And I've enjoyed being a human and

getting to know myself and spending time

by myself. That is a beautiful [ __ ]

thing. So don't go for a second saying

you fell off.

>> I mean, I've seen a lot of falloffs in

the 23 years. This is going to be the

end of his career. And it's sad. I

really think that we really need to be

watching out for him.

>> This was my version of making it. I

didn't buy a house. I didn't buy a car.

I've been living on a boat in

Antarctica. That's the dream come true.

I don't want to be a famous guy. It just

reached the point where my entire

identity was wrapped up in artist,

creator, not funny comedian, all this

stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm so much more

than that. Yeah, I did some time as a

hand model.

>> Yeah, I'm an inventor. Yeah, I'm

incredibly handsome and good modeling on

the side. But first and foremost, I am

an explorer.

Oliver, if you're hearing this, know you

can come home, live in the carriage

house, make your music up there,

whatever kind of music you're making. No

judgment, but we need help.

>> Yeah, Oliver, we love you and we [music]

want you to come home and we're really

concerned. Even if you play crappy

music, we still love you and you can

stay in the attic as long as you need.

Drum

>> and bass. I'm going to bring it back.

Shaker.

>> It's going to sound good. Check this

out. Do some rapping or something.

[music]

[music]

>> A little auto tune is going to sound

insane.

This is such a

>> That's a wrap for today, dude.

So dope.

[music]

My parents are going to be so [ __ ]

pumped when they hear this new [ __ ] I

just bought their tickets, set them up,

all the lodging. 35,000 USD, baby. Was

it worth it?

I hope so.

Middle of the day at the same time. Same

wall, same calm, the same line. But yes,

I've been making synthesis out of found

sounds. So, taking the sounds, recording

them, and then chopping them up on my

computer, stretching them out.

>> Pull out the notes.

>> That's [ __ ] fat. also using AI to be

able to take the sounds and turn them

into synthesis. So, I'm using modern

technology and very traditional

technology. Trying to create my own

instruments is a very complex process.

>> I don't mind that you talk a lot, but

it's a long way down from the top.

>> [music]

>> I just called the [ __ ] boat, dude. We

got to go.

I'm going to go out there. If you can

just sit back, move clean this place up.

Get it nice and tidy for me. I'm going

to go hit some [ __ ] waves. Do you

help me with the [ __ ] zipper? It's

stuck again.

I have to do everything myself. Really?

It's like the one man band, the one man

production. I have to do everything.

What you see behind me is a decimated

whale colony taken by poachers such as

my great-grandfather Otto Bottom Tree

Jr. V 6. And behind me, you can see the

remains of the ship that my

great-grandfather took on his whaling

mission,

the Fay. Over 6,000 whales killed in one

year by the man I call grandfather.

There's blood on my family's hands.

>> We got emotional.

I'm good. I'm good. This doesn't sit

right with me.

It's heartbreaking to know that my

family was a part of this,

killing so many innocent whales.

>> And also [music] my grandfather worked

at SeaWorld

[laughter]

orcas and put them in detained life in a

jail cell in a sea world.

I can't fit.

As you can see behind me, these are

fullblown adult manatee whale bone. The

last few years, archaeologists have

turned the entire world upside down from

what we knew. Whales originally had

feathers with backhind legs that could

walk on land. It was said that over

6,000 years ago, they could fly. I don't

believe it.

Let's get out of here. It smell like

shoe.

Now, this is something that's extremely

rare. As you can see, this is the tip of

a whale penis. I mean, just imagine the

size of that thing. It's the size of a

school bus. Devastating what it could do

to the female whale.

Insane.

After consuming their own feces, the

penguins start to get dizzy and go into

a dreamlike state. similar to that of

Iawasa.

As you can see, they're pretty out of it

at this point. These guys are nodding

out right here. It's very, very, very

sad to see. These are what we call

penguin junkies. Consuming their own

feces is what we call getting high on

their own supply. In the animal kingdom,

this is the last stop before death.

Over [music]

the last few years, researchers have

found that penguins are polyamorous.

What you see behind me is a polycule,

which means this is a family with

multiple males, multiple females, unsure

who the father is. He does not matter to

the penguins. They raise each as it's

their own.

[music]

>> One second. I got to take this.

Hello.

No, I can't do that because I'm in the

middle of the [ __ ] Antarctica.

Yes, sir. I'm so sorry.

He hung up.

Is your Wi-Fi working?

My Bluetooth is not connecting right

now. You think you can get one of the

engineers to come out here?

Hello.

trying to take this home.

[music]

If you look closely [clears throat]

behind me, you can see the solar panel I

had my team set up last January, as well

as a Starlink internet router, which

allows me to take my business calls very

far from home. Jimmy, yes, the leak is

still there. No, no [ __ ] more

excuses. Just get rid of the [ __ ]

problem.

He hung up. He [ __ ] hung up.

It's going on the other side now. Just

come quick. Let's Can we wrap this up? I

got to go take a dump. Is there anything

else?

Behind me, you can see one of the most

famous surf spots in all of Antarctica

known as Mantiki Bay. This was used in

such surf films as Surfs Up and Surfing

with the Penguins, released in 2002.

Super legendary swells. [music] Now, I

know the waves look small from here, but

we're about four miles from there.

>> Yeah, it just looks solid, man. They're

huge. Massive. The best time to surf in

Antarctica would be during the winter,

which is when it's fully dark out, but

we wear flashlights. We have full body

gear. When we go in [music] there, we'll

we'll be surfing between, you know, 2:00

in the morning to probably 11:00 p.m.

[music] It's pretty much an all day

thing. It's an extravaganza. Me and the

boys will bring our boards out, try to

get barreled at least, you know, a

couple times. I'm one of the better

surfers out here. Some of the guys I

work with, they're pretty amateur. But I

also double as a surf coach. So, it's

something I've been kind of doing for

the community at large just cuz I want

to try to build the surf scene out here

in Antarctica. It's pretty small, but

the waves are really magnificent. Just

come back in the winter when it's dark

out. If you come to Antarctica [music]

to surf, make sure you do not come

between the months of January through

December. There's only a sweet pocket

right there between December 24th and

December [music] 26th. That's the only

time you're going to get good waves out

here.

Behind me, you can see the penguin

polycill concubine. This is the official

grand origin of the penguin palace. That

is not snow. Now, I'm not going to tell

you what it is, but I will tell you what

it isn't. Snow. Disgusting.

They're filthy animals.

>> Magnificent. Look at these two young

chin straps walking down the penguin

highway. You know, it wasn't too long

ago that my late mentor, Dr. Jean Rock,

appointed me the guardian of the Penguin

Highway.

>> I enchant you the responsibility.

>> I entitled you the Penguin Guardian.

>> Thank you so much.

>> It's a real pleasure and an honor, Mr.

Oliver.

This is a very big day for me. Jean Rock

just appointed me as the penguin

guardian.

>> Brings a smile to my face every time I

see it.

Now, you'd never guess this by looking

with your own naked eye, but this behind

me is a rock installation titled Jean

Rock, named after my late great

professor, Jean Rock. Unfortunately, he

passed in a rock climbing incident. So,

we built this for him. This is Leon.

He was Frenchman.

[ __ ] Frenchman, man. I miss him.

We have just officially crossed the NATO

border into Chile.

>> I'm sorry. I'm getting hungry thinking

about it.

>> Nice to meet you.

What do you think about the chile in

Chile? Do you like the food?

>> Yeah. It's so good. It's so good.

>> It's magical. It's so beautiful. The

only thing that make it better is a bowl

of chili. That's what I [laughter]

smells so [ __ ] bad here, dude.

Let's get this on over. Behind me are

the remains of penguin catapults. These

were brought in the 1800s by Shackleton

and some of the first explorers right

here in Antarctica, teaching penguins

how to fly. Very few people know this,

but penguins originally did not know how

to fly on their own. Once they invented

the penguin catapult to shoot them off

to get propelling into the airflight

space and then they basically used this

place as a big dumpster fire. They just

throw [ __ ] here. There's some PVC from a

toilet that was used back in the early

1800s. And then just a bunch of other

crap. My great-grandfather and his team

used to use this place as a garbage

shoot. It's pathetic.

Penguins fly on rare occasions. We're up

to about 7 seconds now. We're pushing to

get to eight.

Behind me, you can see one of 17

alienbased caves which enters into what

we are almost 99% sure is the entry

point to Aartha,

the hollow earth. This underground

civilization said to exist within the

earth's core was first discovered by one

of Christopher Columbus' disgruntled

cronies, his former co- captain,

Shepherd Charlemagne, allegedly led an

expedition 13 miles into this exact

Antarctic snow cave on the night of

April 30th, 1886. He claimed to find a

mythical subterranean kingdom inhabited

by enlightened lizard-like beings.

Today, this so-called hollow earth, aka

Agartha, is rumored to be a preferred

vacation destination for the global

elites.

>> Get a whim of that. [music]

[music]

That's one of the entry points right

there to one of the alien bases we've

been looking into. One of 17 around the

Antarctic Circle.

Are you familiar with the Gartha, the

entrance point to the hollow earth? I

say that, but I have no idea.

>> Yeah, look into it. It's really, really

important stuff.

>> [music]

>> Thought that was a monkey shark.

[music]

I'm at a loss of words. After 64 weeks

out here, I have not seen anything like

that. The closest I came to that was

when I saw a group of monkey sharks.

Like nothing with a beluga whale. I

mean, those belugas are just gorgeous.

[music]

And if you look closely, you can see the

penguins in the pee formation all making

their way to a sai mountain where the

side plants grow plentiful.

It's a very rare site, but it's only at

this time of year where you'll witness

something like that. Absolutely

gorgeous. This is the beginning of a

60,000mi race up to the North Pole.

[music]

>> It's just a couple Gen 2 penguins.

Pretty boring.

[music]

>> For a second there, I thought that was a

monkey shark. For those of you who are

not familiar, monkey sharks are one of

the most vicious and violent predators

in Antarctica. It's a hairyike torso,

hairry-ike facial features similar to

that of a beard, but covers the entire

face, similar to that of a monkey, mixed

with the body and shape of a shark,

hence the name monkey shark.

dead.

>> Looks like he passed away last night.

>> [music]

>> Correct me if I'm wrong, but that looked

like a full adult male monkey shark.

>> It's bubbles feeding.

>> You think it could have been a monkey

shark or no?

>> No monkey shark.

>> Well, they do have a few monkey sharks,

but maybe not in this region at this

time of year.

>> [music]

[music]

>> Oh, that was definitely a monkey shark.

You could tell because the porpus tail

you could see it lift is pretty hairy.

>> Yep. Absolutely correct.

[music]

Feeling

a little nervous right now, not going to

lie.

>> Exactly one year ago today, I did the

Polar Plunge.

[laughter]

>> I went into hyper thermal hyper

what is it? Hyper thermia. I had to have

a guy come in and save my life.

>> [laughter]

>> My L1L2 was popped out of place. The

only reason I was freaking out was cuz I

popped out the L12. It was very, very,

very scary. I went into shock. I

couldn't breathe. I couldn't talk. I

could barely scream. And then, of

course, I started working with Andrew

Cely, my spiritual guide. He started

doing different forms of meditation.

[laughter]

>> [laughter]

[music]

[laughter]

[music]

>> Best healer I've ever worked with. Best

spiritual guru.

And of course, the last thing is the

most important thing was that I learned

the deep breathing techniques from

Wimhof, the Iceman himself. I took the

seminar. It was extremely expensive, but

it was worth it. I learned a lot of

super, super technical breathing skills.

>> We are really, really honored to be

kicking it off with this guy here. He is

kind of the guy who's made breath work

and cold plunging like really cool

again. He flew all the way across the

world to spend a few hours with us. My

honor to bring up Mr. Wimhof to kick us

off.

Take a deep breath in

and let it go.

[laughter]

Let it go.

Go. Come on.

Let it go.

There you go. Here comes the last one.

[laughter]

Three, two, one. Pull it.

Hold it. Squeeze it to your head.

[laughter]

So, today I'm going to conquer my fear

and I'm going to go out there and I'm

going to jump into Antarctica and I'm

going to own it. And this time I vow

knock a chicken out. No one's going to

save me. I'm gonna climb out of there

and I'm going to do this like a mans.

I'm just going to start out by just

going out and feeling the temperature.

Oh, [ __ ] that, dude.

[ __ ] that. I'm not doing this.

Okay, I'm going to do it like Wimhof

told me. [music] Breathe in, spit out.

[laughter]

>> I think it's just breathe in, breathe

out.

>> Breathe in, spit out. That's what he

said in the class.

Oh, and by the way, whoever said

penguins don't fly, look at that. Did

>> you just stop coming up with excuses?

>> I'm not making excuses. I'm just waiting

for the water temp to rise. Once the

snow dies down, we can take a little

nap.

>> Wake me up in the morning.

Albert, it's time. I know you're awake.

>> GO AWAY, RYAN. I don't want to [ __ ]

do the ice polar plunge [ __ ]

>> You have to do it. You promised it to

yourself.

>> I'LL DO IT WHEN I'M READY. I'LL DO IT

TOMORROW. I'll do it Thursday.

>> Today?

>> Thursday? Ryan?

>> No.

>> Go away.

[music]

>> [music]

>> Oh my go.

>> During my year in Antarctica, I followed

the path of my grandfather's college

roommate, British explorer Ernest

Shackleton, whose 1914 expedition became

one of the stupidest survival tales in

history. After idiotically leaving late

in the season, Shackleton decided to

park his ship in the Antarctic ice,

stranding him and his 27man crew for

nearly 2 years in one of the harshest

environments on planet Earth. He and his

team survived off seal meat and penguin

omelets and later even their own sled

dogs as supplies ran out. After 10

months, Shackleton sailed 800 miles on a

raft to a small whaler island to

organize a rescue mission. And by

beginner's dumb luck, he managed to

bring his entire crew home alive. She

was never here in this area.

>> Well, technically speaking, he was about

2 miles from the peninsula, right this

way. He was close.

>> Nautical miles, sir.

>> Nautical. Yes.

>> Not from the peninsula, but from from

the wal see a potential landing. That is

about correct.

>> Well, there's a lot of misnomers with

that information. I looked on the Wiki

Facts. Do you use Wikipedia?

>> It must be true then. If it's on the

Wiki Facts,

>> I found some of my information on

Wikileaks. So it was government hidden.

>> They didn't really want to know who

Shackleton really was.

>> Well, we know what he was, but

>> he was not the hero that people make him

out to be. I'm afraid.

>> Yeah, he was a coward. That's for sure.

>> He should have never gone into the ice.

And then the rest is history.

>> My grandfather was there the day Ernest

Shackleton arrived to the small South

Georgian whailing island. Freshly

returned himself from a whaling

expedition that ended very differently.

On his final voyage south, my

grandfather lost almost half his crew,

67 men. That tragedy explains his

resentment towards Shackleton, a man

whose greatest failure became a global

legend. My grandfather, however, was not

so lucky. In 1915, he was tried in the

court of spent the remainder of his life

in an Argentine prison cell.

>> Were you on Chelton's expedition or what

year did you

>> I was his team leader.

>> Okay. I thought I recognized you from

one of the black and white.

>> That is correct.

>> You by the way.

>> I'm Thomas.

>> Thomas Oliver.

>> Oliver. Nice to meet you.

>> I have the honor of uh drinking toast to

Shackleton in in South Georgia at his

grave.

>> I was just there two weeks ago.

>> You were there at the Arfield grave

site.

>> Did you see someone tried to dig up his

body? Did you hear about this?

>> No. No. No. And we didn't. But we drank

a lot of whiskey and we poured it on.

Where were you the night of January 2nd?

>> Uh January 2nd last year I was in Priick

and pouring whiskey on Czech and I can

show you the bottle that was

coincidentally the night he went

missing.

>> No, he died on the night of the fifth.

>> He died the night of the fifth, but they

dug the body up on the second.

>> Over here on the left hand side, we have

one of the most infamous penguin egg

breeding farms. left in Antarctica. This

is the next one we will take down. Over

60,000 penguin eggs are illegally sold

on the black market right here at the

brown penguin farm.

>> What' you say?

>> Is it a smuggling route for penguin

eggs? Uh this southern roof during

Africa.

>> This southern route is the most

notorious for illegally selling penguin

eggs. They use them for mostly penguin

omelets.

>> More than most in the Arctic, you know,

they have more than most penguin farms.

>> Yeah, that's the most from Greenland.

>> Yeah,

>> Greenland. Yeah, that's where we're

going to go next.

>> That's where they breed the the penguins

up there.

>> This is the local factory for you guys.

>> So, how did the penguins fly up there?

>> Uh, that would be a miracle if the

penguins would fly up there because

they're not penguins. They're com.

>> Correct me if I'm mistaken, but that

looks like a gen two colony.

>> If we wanted to be a gent, you can call

it a gen two. I don't care. I'm pretty

sure I saw two strap too.

[music]

[music]

>> This area here looks exactly the same as

it did 70 years ago.

>> You're saying global warming is not

true.

>> So many conspiracy theories.

>> Global warming, it's real. A lot of the

snow has melted. It was the summer weeks

where I got to upwards of 100 degrees.

It was really freakish. When I touched

down on one of the islands, there was

basically no snow.

When I first came to Antarctica one year

ago, that was covered in ice. And if

people say global warming isn't a thing,

then what's that? Look at this. You can

see where the ice was and you can see

where it's melted.

That was literally an iceberg. I

remember seeing that exact iceberg

floating. What is that now? This was

four times the size. And now try to

riddle me this. What is it? Covered in

penguin poo? No, that is rocks. It's

obscene. This makes me horribly sad.

Everything I know is completely shifting

before my eyes. And I've watched this

drastically happen. Okay, as I've been

here for an entire year, I've been

watching the ice melt slowly and slowly.

And now it's at the point where there is

no ice. This is what humanity is doing.

They're melting the ice caps. They're

turning them into rocks. It's either

that or that's a shitload of penguin

poo. I can guarantee you that that's not

the case.

[music]

[music]

We're going to go check out the ice

levels.

[music]

[music]

As you can see behind me,

the snow is melting. The last glacier on

McNichols Island gone. Now, over the

last year living here in Antarctica,

[music] I have seen the snow dwindle

from 57%

to potentially anywhere between 3 and

4%. Now, this lake has dwindled away to

a large size puddle.

It's depressing.

As you can see here, vegetation is

taking over the entire Antarctica

peninsula.

What used to be snow is now covered in

moss. The massive surge in the growth of

the moss suggests that the temperature

is rising.

And if you can see this like I can with

my own eyes, you can see there is no

more snow in Ant Garden. Now, there's a

lot of misconception online. A lot of

people say global warming does not

exist. Well, look there, folks. You can

hear the penguins are not happy.

[music]

>> [music]

[music]

[music]

>> Oh, that's a chin strap right there.

>> No, it's a gent.

>> No, that one's a chin strap.

>> Those are gentles.

>> No, those are chin strap.

>> Cool. Great discovery, man.

>> And look closely. It's a [ __ ] chin

strap. That's not a jet two. I've seen a

lot of gents in my life. That is not a

gent. I can see it's strapped. White

strapped chin strap. You see it?

>> Absolutely not.

>> Let's get out of here. Ryan's got no

idea what he's talking about.

>> These right here are chinstrap penguin.

I saw a couple of emperor penguins as

well. There's absolutely no gents here.

>> Are there emperor penguins here too?

>> Sultans.

>> He's got it wrong. He got the emperor

penguin mixed up with the south end.

This is hilarious.

>> That egg, dude. Waddling.

So embarrassing with their tiny little

legs.

Over 1,500 penguins bored out of their

goddamn minds. The penguins are on a

strike. Until the snow falls next year,

they will not be having any more babies.

Because there's no snow. They can't

build their nests. So what are they

doing? Preparing for the world's biggest

penguin orgy of all time. 15,000

deepd dogs about to go wild.

It's going to be one epic time though. I

was hanging out with you there.

the lake. He's going to Vincent.

>> Well, that's the losers. So [ __ ]

lame, dude. If I was to do that, I'd

bring an American flag out.

>> What does a penguin do when its home has

been taken from trees? It's forced to

sleep on rocks and moss. This is not a

healthy life for a penguin. Antarctica

needs its snow bear.

>> We don't know how long Antarctica will

be here. It may be here 10 years. It may

be here 20 years. And if we preserve and

take care of our planet, maybe it can be

here for our kids' generation and their

kids generation. We don't know. So, if

you want to support Antarctica from

being erased off the map, you can donate

at this link right here

and support Antarctica because I might

not be here forever. No.

Jesus [ __ ] Christ.

THE [ __ ] ROOF IS FALLING IN. Are you

[ __ ] kidding me? You knew we WERE

GOING THROUGH DRAKE'S PASSAGE. YOU

SHOULD HAVE SECURED THE POOL. WHY IS IT

FILLED STILL? THIS IS [ __ ] LUDICROUS.

I'm going in. I'm going in.

Today is day 364 of me being in

Antarctica. And today is an extremely

special day because today is the day

that I play my album for my parents.

>> You guys want to listen?

>> Sure.

Put these on.

>> You ready?

>> Yeah.

>> Ready.

>> Here it goes.

>> [laughter]

[laughter]

>> Can we try another song?

>> Well, you don't like it.

>> You know, it's

>> kind of hurting my ears a little bit.

Maybe turn it down.

>> Okay, I'll turn it down.

>> Could you turn that down?

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Thank you.

>> That one's more for a younger

demographic, but this one I feel like

you'll like. It's a lot more uplifting,

a little more positive.

Are you going to polish it a little bit

more?

>> Final version.

>> What are you talking about? I've been

working on this for a year.

>> Yeah.

>> Well,

>> hey, you know,

>> time in, hard work, discipline.

>> Got a feeling.

>> Yeah, I do feel it. This is to me very

special stuff.

>> And we hear another one.

It's not my kind of music, but it's got

potential.

>> So, you actually think it has potential?

>> Well, potential is a strong word once

you rework it and maybe change the beat

a little bit. The lyrics are really all

that.

>> Yeah. And the chorus could be changed as

well.

>> You think the melodies are strong enough

though?

>> I would rework that as well.

>> Yeah.

>> It's going to be tough to polish a turn.

Sorry.

That's enough.

>> [laughter]

>> That's it.

>> You got nothing better.

>> I said listen to the album and you guys

just [ __ ] on it. It's [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> Well, when you were 15, it sounded

better.

>> [ __ ] you guys.

>> Stop swearing.

>> Get the [ __ ] out of here.

>> Let's go.

>> You're out.

>> That's it.

>> You know what? [ __ ] you guys.

>> You are really going to be sorry one

day.

>> [laughter]

>> Sorry cuz you can suck my dick.

>> Ever say that to me? [laughter]

[laughter]

>> Think I [ __ ] need them? I'm a

self-made man. Why do you think I fired

the band? Cuz I don't need a [ __ ]

band. I am the one man band. I don't

need my band. I don't need my record. I

don't need my [ __ ] parents. I don't

need no [ __ ] friends. I'm gonna go

out there and I'm gonna prove everybody

wrong.

It's [ __ ] [ __ ] dude. I'm a real

artist. I actually [ __ ] make this

[ __ ] and these people [ __ ] [ __ ] on

it. WHAT KIND OF SONG THEY EVER MAKE?

HUH? They never made a [ __ ] song in

their life and they're going to tell me

how to make music. Multi-platinum

artist. It's [ __ ] [ __ ] dude.

How do I say this without sounding like

a [ __ ] douche?

So, I paid a lot of [ __ ] money to

bring my parents out to Antarctic to

show them the album. And what did they

do? They [ __ ] [ __ ] all over it. They

[ __ ] hated it. And I don't think it's

fair because I don't think that they get

it because I don't think they're the

right demographic and something that's

this unique. You need to go to people

who will get it to get feedback, not

from people who are old farts. Like,

they're probably one stop away from

their retirement. And after this, I'm

not paying for it. I'm not [ __ ]

putting them into the home. They can

deal with their own [ __ ] They can put

their own [ __ ] diapers on.

>> I'm not paying for this [ __ ]

>> You promise?

>> No, I promise I'll pay for it, but you

guys wouldn't [ __ ] listen to the

music with any respect. So now you guys

can [ __ ] pay for the trip yourself.

>> Wow.

>> More disrespect.

>> Not disrespect. This is the reality.

>> Go to our lawyer. You're out of the

living trust.

>> I don't give a [ __ ] about I'm rich. I'M

[ __ ] RICH. I don't need your guys ch.

[ __ ] you. I didn't teach you to swear.

>> [ __ ] you.

>> Unbelievable.

>> You know, you give and you give and you

give. You give an inch, you take a mile,

you know, and that's my parents. What

the [ __ ] do my parents know about drum

and bass? Nothing. I can't do this

anymore. So, he played us his new album,

Love You Madly, Hate You Sadly, or

something. I mean, I'm no expert and I

haven't put out an album, but I'm going

to say between the lyrics, the tempo,

the beats, there's nothing, too. I think

>> really nothing redeeming about it.

>> I missed the hook there. The chorus was

just off.

>> Yeah. And he thinks it's good. I mean,

that's what's frightening is

>> we just couldn't believe that.

>> He usually has a great ear. I think

that's part of the whole, you know,

being unwell is out of touch.

>> [ __ ] parents don't get it. I lost a

lot of [ __ ] people in my life. People

don't answer my texts. I got a lot of

cash, but like not really any friends,

you know? Just lonely at the top. Sure.

And I'm I'm not even at the top. I'm

somewhere near the bottom, but it's

lonely there, too. [laughter] Like, I

don't want people to feel bad for me.

Like, I would have picked a different

path, but like you don't get to pick

art. art picks you. You're going to lose

a lot of people along the way. That's

the cost that you pay. An apple a day

keeps the doctor away. I might be

rhyming, but my timing is really on

beat. But I ride around town with no

shoes on my feet. So like I'm a savant,

you know, misunderstood. Like a lot of

people, they don't get it. They'll never

get it. And that's the hard part, you

know? They'll never understand it until

I'm dead and then they'll appreciate me.

But the truth is like I was that dude,

you know? I produced some of the most

gangster ass beats ever.

Like you hear that [ __ ] Like I that

came from here like my brain. Nobody

else is like by myself.

>> That's [ __ ] bad.

>> It's worth it. It's worth it.

I lost a lot of people IN MY LIFE JUST

SO I COULD MAKE A SONG LIKE THIS. It's

worth it,

>> man.

Give me that [ __ ]

[music]

[music]

[music]

>> [music]

[music]

>> You've been hired to work for me, not

for these [ __ ] clowns. These guys

aren't paying you. They're certainly not

paying for the [ __ ] camera that I'm

renting out for $40,000.

This is the same camera that NASA used

to fake the moon landing and you're just

giving it willy-nilly to anybody who

asks without [ __ ] consulting to me.

How [ __ ] pathetic are you? Really?

You're a megalo maniac, dude. Look at

you. You're so low vibrationally and I'm

and I'm up here. You'll never be there.

You'll never be at this level. And I'm

humble about it. You don't hear me

bragging about, oh, I'm a multi-

multi-millionaire on the road to the

first hundred million. I'm just a casual

guy. I just show up polite. And you

can't even [ __ ] thank me for giving

you the [ __ ] trip of a lifetime.

You're [ __ ] pathetic. You're more

[ __ ] pathetic than my [ __ ]

parents. This is [ __ ] [ __ ]

[music]

We're very concerned, but we're here to

get our son and try to get him the

health he needs.

[music]

Okay, sleep

or tree.

Archery don't want to scare you, but

Oliver.

>> Hi.

>> Dad and I have been a little bit worried

about you.

>> We think you should come back to Santa

Cruz.

>> I don't think this career is working

out. I mean, your lifestyle.

[cough and clears throat] You look very

unwell. This is not healthy.

>> I'll make a hit.

>> No, you haven't had a hit in a really

long time.

So, in our last meeting with the

business manager, one of the last

quarterlys of his financials, and he is

down to the last $500. So, we are very

concerned.

>> His music career has completely gone

down the hill.

>> His team's fell apart. He's fired his

general manager. He's fired all his band

mates. He's like, his legal counsel let

them go. His manager that lines up all

his gigs, he let him go.

>> The whole thing, the whole thing is not

working. Everything that supported him

is gone.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. This is tragic.

>> I worry cuz I don't even think he thinks

that's a big deal.

>> Your perspective is twisted.

>> No, it's not.

>> You know, Dad and I, we we're your main

people. We love you.

>> If you guys love me, you would trust

that I know what to do for my vision.

>> We I've been working on some super good

tunes.

>> You know what? We've been hearing you

and listening and supporting you and

loving you and we really think you need

more than that. If anyone were to come

in here and see this, it's a call for

help.

>> Who's going to come in here?

>> Well, and that's a problem, too. Do you

have any friends?

>> I have tons of friends.

>> The penguin.

>> No, I

>> Yes.

>> The orca will whale. Just last week,

there was one that spotted me and it

came out and was trying to play.

>> We have a therapist in Santa Cruz. I

don't need therapy. The help you need.

>> No. No. [ __ ] Santa Cruz. I'm so [ __ ]

sick of that place. It's a [ __ ] hole.

>> Okay. I don't like that language and you

know that. So, let's just not go there.

>> What is on your head?

>> Fox.

>> That is so gross. That is so gross. I

love Mother Earth. I would never wear a

fox on my head.

>> YOU GUYS DON'T GO. JUST LISTEN TO ME.

>> I'm making hits. I'VE GOT THE NEW

VERSION OF ABLETON.

This is not

a lifestyle.

>> Give me the garden. Give me the gar.

>> Okay, this is what I'm talking about,

Oliver.

>> He was frothing at the mouth a few

times.

>> It's a call for help. Look, we're his

parents. If we don't help him, no one

will. So,

[laughter] to make this big trip. This

was not an easy

housing. We can pay for a therapist.

Okay, stop it. This is disgusting.

>> Please

>> take some off.

>> This is not okay. I mean, what are you

What is all this?

>> Okay, can we take some of this off?

>> NO, DON'T TOUCH IT. DON'T TOUCH. It's my

new machine.

>> Honey,

help. We can take you or we can go get

help. You can reinvent yourself. You're

so good at that.

>> You [crying] can have a new character

and take it to the next level.

>> No, I just want to be the real guy. No

more character.

>> You know, we don't really care what he

does next. But

I mean, kid's a clown. I could see him

in, you know, he'd spend time.

>> Yeah. He was really good at unicycle in

the backyard. He would go around

circles.

>> He could juggle at the same time. He was

he was really good.

>> Maybe he could go back to the Banana

Clown College. You know, he did get a

degree from there. He knows some of the

people and

>> Yeah.

>> You know, redirect his career.

>> That's not an option. Yeah.

>> Yeah. We just know what he's doing isn't

working. His music has gone downhill.

His health has gone downhill.

>> You You need to do a detox. You need to

be around your family. You're going to

be okay, but we need to get you out of

here. I mean, it doesn't happen.

I have more room so I can dance around.

>> Just can't take this. This is disgooked

at yourself in the mirror lately. Honey,

you're not well. You're not your best. I

know the help you need. We can get you

the help. Come on, R. Come on out. Come

on, honey.

It's out of love. [laughter]

>> It's out of love.

>> Okay, I'm not I'm not going to say this,

man. I will leave. Let's just start

here. That's where we are. Dad and I are

set up. We have a lot of connections. We

can help you. We can get you the help

you need. Come on. Come on. Let's just

walk out of here. Come on. Come on.

It's time to go.

[laughter]

Come on. Let's go.

>> When did you last have a meal? When did

you last eat?

>> I was eating cookies.

>> Cookies? No. This is [music]

frightening. Okay, come on. We're gonna

we're gonna get you the help you need.

[laughter]

I just

try to walk. What is happening? This is

so bad. You're not answering any phone

calls. You don't know where you were.

Oliver, this breaks my heart as your

mother to see it like this.

Oh my god. Just let's get some

It's just been too long. It's been going

on too long. We've been patient. We've

believed in him. And now we're seeing

things that are wrong.

>> For whatever reason, I've always wanted

to come to Antarctica since I was a

small child. I have a memory about when

I was six. I had a dream that I would be

out exploring in Antarctica. And to be

here finally, that's why I didn't want

to leave because it's such a long dream.

That's 24 years ago. I came here as a

man on a mission. And I I successfully

did it. I mean, how old do you know live

in Antarctica for a year, name one?

None. Because no one wants to stay here

during the winter. There was me and

maybe 14 other scientists in the entire

continent because it's pitch black for 6

months. But I think right now what will

be best for me is for me to kind of

separate myself from the continent.

There's got to be more out there. It's a

massive ball. Maybe I'll do a whole

other year across all seven continents.

I'd love to go to the Middle East. I'd

love to go to China. I'd love to go hang

out with the Messiah tribe in Africa.

I'd love to play them the album. See

what they think because obviously my

parents are not the right demographic.

But there's got to be someone out there

who gets it.

>> [applause]

>> My late former mentor Jean Rock

appointed me the guardian of the penguin

highway. I just want to say any question

about albino parakeetses or the monkey

sharks come to you.

[music]

[music]

[music]

>> [applause and cheering]

>> Yes. Is this thing on? Do you guys hear

me? Is this thing [ __ ] on?

>> All right, guys. I just wanted to say

thanks for bearing with me with that.

Um, I was painting it till 5:00 a.m. in

the morning last night. So, clearly this

is a director's cut. I'm going to trim

trim on a lot of that. The sound was

mixed by me, so it's brutal, I know. But

thank you guys for bearing with me. Um,

I just wanted to say though, the whole

thing with that was no budget, just a

guy and his friend with a camera, just

making something out of nothing, not

even planning a single thing, just

letting life happen. And over the course

of that year, it changed my life. Um, I

made the first half of the album during

that year. And then the second half I

went to go travel and then basically hit

82 countries. And so what I'm going to

show you guys next is the album in its

full. Um, also this isn't entirely

finished, but we have visuals of me and

my band playing them. And, uh, yeah, I

just wanted to say you guys, um, there's

enough creativity in this room to be

able to shine and bright such a strong

light across the world. And my whole

goal here is just to inspire you guys.

You don't need a record label. You don't

need crazy budgets. You don't need

anything. You just need time and an idea

and creativity. And you do not need to

be asking for someone's permission to do

this [ __ ] I don't have any plan for

this. Like maybe I'll put on YouTube.

Maybe I won't ever release it. I don't

give a [ __ ] It's just to make art. And

that is the whole point. And I wanted to

show you guys you don't need some fancy

crazy budget to do that. You don't need

someone's permission or some waiting on

someone's dollar to make a film. Even if

it was pretty shitty, that is still fun

to do. Okay. And next we're going to get

into the album. This is Love You Madly,

Hate You Badly. This is a world premiere

right here. Thank you guys. It comes out

tonight. I'm honored. [cheering]

>> [applause]

>> Is there any way to put the house lights

on really quick so I can just see what

the crowd looks like?

>> Oh my god, you guys are so [ __ ] ugly.

Turn that [ __ ] off. [laughter]

Turn that [ __ ] lights off

immediately. All right, without further

ado, we'll play you guys the album.

Thank you for bearing with us and

sticking around. I love you all.

[applause]

Why would you do that? You seriously

knock it off.

[applause]

[cheering]

>> Just wanted to say really quickly Um,

those videos were basically made with

zero money as well. My record label that

I used to work with used to give over a

million dollars every cycle and they

would give a lot of startup capital.

This was about $35,000 $40,000 to make

all 17 of these. I just want to say you

don't need to be limited by thinking you

need to have all this funding to do just

make things with your friends. I also

want to say I want to encourage each one

of you to think outside the box through

the process of making this album. As I

traveled to these different countries, I

decided, okay, I have this recording

budget. It wasn't a big recording

budget, but it was one that I could

figure out how to use it. And the money

kept falling through my hands.

Basically, would go to the studio I

would rent out. Let's just say the

studio is approximately like 22 or or

so,000 $2,200 a day. So, my engineering

was about $700 a day. With that amount,

for three grand, I could basically fly

to South Africa. I could fly to

Colombia. I could fly to a country over

in the Middle East and I could be

staying there for four or five days. I

could make four or five songs. Then I

could go back to America if I chose to

or just keep going. So I figured out how

to make the budget work better for me.

But I just want to encourage you guys to

think about new ways to come outside the

box. Like this this art was made this

album was made with no band. It was made

with no other producers. I just

self-rode it, self-produced it. I had a

$600 microphone and $150 interface that

I [ __ ] recorded this [ __ ] in [ __ ]

hotel rooms.

>> So, I just want to say you don't need

[applause] the fancy [ __ ] You don't

need all the [ __ ] big budget stuff.

Just make art. And this [ __ ] is most raw

and most authentically me. You know,

I've had all these characters even

things. I just said I'm losing the

characters this time. I want to just be

myself. And I want to encourage you guys

to do the same. I love you. Thank you so

much for coming. [cheering] Peace.

[applause]

And we're getting kicked out. Everybody

have a great night.

Is that a cut?

>> I think so. I don't know.

>> Is there a

check?

Yeah, I know. It's a little rough, but

I made it.

>> I made it.

You want to do an outro?

>> Yeah.

>> Thanks for watching, guys. That was

really awesome.

>> Turn the stream off. It's not happening

anymore.

Yeah.

>> How you