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{\an8}#2. KAITO
#3. HARUKI
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{\an2}Why?
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{\an8}#1. SHOU
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{\an2}Why is this happening?
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{\an8}CLUB SHOU-TIME
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{\an2}Dad...
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{\an2}Mom...
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{\an2}Are you all right?
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{\an2}You've really hung in there...
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{\an2}There's nothing to be afraid of here.
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{\an2}Anyway, get some rest for now.
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{\an2}Manager...
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{\an2}They've come again.
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{\an2}I'm sorry!
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{\an2}There's a small meeting I need to attend.
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{\an2}Let's take the time to talk again later.
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{\an2}You can wait by yourself, can't you?
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{\an2}It'll be all right.
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{\an2}I'll definitely come back.
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{\an2}It's a promise.
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{\an2}Okay.
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{\an2}Let's do this.
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{\an2}Yeah!
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{\an2}Hang in there.
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{\an8}CLUB SHOU-TIME
THIRD GENERATION
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{\an2}Hurry, give me another one!
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{\an2}Okay!
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{\an2}Don't do it, Akemi! Sto—
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{\an2}Damn it.
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{\an2}I wanted to become number one...
just like Shou...
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{\an2}Let's do whatever it takes
to protect this place!
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{\an2}Put some spirit into it!
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{\an8}CLUB SHOU-TIME
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{\an2}Yeah!
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{\an2}Phew...
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{\an2}It's been a while
since I was last here, but...
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{\an2}Shinjuku is just as I expected it to be.
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{\an2}It's really packed here.
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{\an2}But, I know you wouldn't
just lay down and die!
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{\an2}Wait for me, Kencho!
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{\an8}Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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{\an8}Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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{\an8}Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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{\an8}Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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{\an8}From the outset,
it’s a ban-banging upset!
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{\an8}Metamorphose into a classic life
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{\an8}Once upon a time
Long, long ago
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{\an8}Humankind merely
ate, slept, danced, and laughed
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{\an8}Endless suffering and social pressures
pushing people to their limits
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{\an8}Are portrayed as part of the norm
on the morning news
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{\an8}Wake up again to a coerced routine
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{\an8}Hamburgers for breakfast, break up
the status quo with the paranormal
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{\an8}Am I a fool for longing
for these things?
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{\an8}Song of the Dead!!
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{\an8}I wanna!!
Dancing, dancing
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{\an8}Rolling, rolling
Only one, my life
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{\an8}Sooner or later,
life will come to an end
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{\an8}Want more than a sense of futility,
don’t you?
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{\an8}Dancing, dancing
Morning, morning
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{\an8}Go back to the basics
and start something new
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{\an8}Do what you wanna do
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{\an8}Every night, every time
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{\an8}Let’s live
until we’ve had our fill of fun
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{\an8}Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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{\an8}Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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{\an8}Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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{\an8}Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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{\an2}Now that I've quit,
I can grow any kind of beard I want.
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{\an2}I wonder if there's any way
I can get it to grow in any cooler...
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{\an8}AS ATTRACTIVE AS WALKING...
ACCESSORIES FOR...
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{\an2}Nope, no way.
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{\an8}9. WINE AND DINE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT
10. GROW A COOL BEARD
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{\an2}I'm shaving it.
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{\an2}What should I do today?
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{\an2}Oh?
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{\an2}It's working!
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{\an2}I've got messages!
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{\an2}The internet must be back up!
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{\an2}Come to think of it,
for the past three years,
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{\an2}I was so bogged down with work that
I've had to turn down invite after invite.
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{\an8}BEEN FOREVER! YOU GOOD?
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{\an2}There are tons of people that
I'd like to see after all this time!
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{\an8}I QUIT MY JOB! NEED A SURFING BUDDY RYUJI?
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{\an2}Oh right.
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{\an2}I can only use my phone now
because internet traffic is down.
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{\an2}Which means
there aren't as many people using it.
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{\an2}I sacrificed time I could have spent
with friends, for what?
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{\an2}What good did all that overtime do me?
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{\an8}HIROJI YUUTO NAOKI KENCHO
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{\an2}You should just quit already!
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{\an8}KENCHO
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{\an2}Kencho...
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{\an2}There's no way a guy like you
would just lay down and die.
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{\an2}I knew it. It's no good.
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{\an2}There's no way out!
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{\an2}Nothing but water for three days.
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{\an2}Worst of all...
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{\an2}I've been stuck in here with this monster.
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{\an2}I'm losing my goddamn mind!
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{\an2}That said...
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{\an2}I'm glad my drunk ass just happened
to pick the bondage room.
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{\an2}Damn it.
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{\an2}I'm starving.
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{\an2}And I'm so exhausted by all this.
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{\an2}Is this how this all ends for me?
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{\an2}In some stupid place like this?
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{\an2}Hey, that's wild!
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{\an2}-Why am I thinking of him now?
-My sides hurt!
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{\an2}Oh... that's right...
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{\an2}You always laughed
at my stupid jokes, didn't you?
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{\an2}-Do it again! I want to film it!
-Those were the days! In college…
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{\an2}Is that you, Akira?
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{\an2}Whoa! You picked up!
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{\an2}Kencho, you're alive!
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{\an2}It's been a while! Has it really been a year
since we last went out for drinks?
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{\an2}Y-Yeah...
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{\an2}What's wrong?
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{\an2}You don't sound down!
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{\an2}Uh, well... why do you sound so hyped?
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{\an2}I'll tell you all about it when we meet!
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{\an2}Where are you right now?
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{\an2}I'm in Shinjuku.
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{\an2}Okay! Shinjuku! I'll be right over!
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{\an2}No, it's impossible.
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{\an2}The place is swarming with zombies.
Just forget about me!
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{\an2}It'll be fine! It'll be fine!
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{\an2}Anyway, text me your address!
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{\an2}-Huh? You—
-Bye!
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{\an2}Back in college, Kencho and I
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{\an2}went through a lot together
during our four years in the rugby club.
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{\an2}He was a handsome, smooth talker.
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{\an2}But despite being popular, he'd go
all-out to be the life of the party.
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{\an2}He was my closest friend.
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{\an2}He became a big-time real
estate agent after college.
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{\an2}With his natural talent for communication,
things were smooth sailing for him at his job.
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{\an2}Yesterday, I was entertaining
some Diet members!
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{\an2}Those guys spend money
on a whole other level!
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{\an2}Oh, that's right.
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{\an2}Check out my new girlfriend.
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{\an2}She's a model!
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{\an2}-Took a day trip to Paris last weekend.
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-Meanwhile...
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{\an2}My soul was getting crushed in the gears
of an exploitative corporation.
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{\an2}So I didn't have the patience to listen
to other people's success stories.
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{\an2}What's the deal with your company?!
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{\an2}It's super exploitative!
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{\an2}Just walk away!
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{\an2}You should just quit already!
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{\an2}What the hell...
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{\an2}I'm seriously struggling, here.
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{\an2}My serious advice is that you should quit!
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{\an2}Staying with a company
like that is stupid.
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{\an2}You're just an idiot!
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{\an2}And you're being obnoxious with all
your bragging about your personal life!
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{\an2}You should stop doing that!
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{\an2}-Bartender!
-Bartender!
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{\an2}-Check please!
-Check please!
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{\an2}Wait for me, Kencho!
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{\an2}I'm on my way!
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{\an2}So, this is the end, huh?
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{\an2}Considering my life...
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{\an2}It's a pretty great way to go out.
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{\an2}I'm sorry...
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{\an2}I couldn't keep my promise.
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{\an2}What happened?
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{\an2}Am I... safe?
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{\an2}What's that noise?
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{\an2}All right!
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{\an2}Okay!
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{\an2}What's happening?
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{\an2}The zombies are gone?
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{\an2}What's going on here?
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{\an2}Kencho...
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{\an2}Akira...
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{\an2}You really came.
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{\an2}Kencho!
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{\an2}You were right this whole time!
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{\an2}I should have just quit
a company like that!
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{\an2}But instead of listening to your advice...
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{\an2}I got jealous of how
successful and happy you were.
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{\an2}I got annoyed
and took my anger out on you!
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{\an2}Even though we're friends...
I'm sorry!
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{\an2}I really am! I'm sorry!
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{\an2}You... came all this way...
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{\an2}just to tell me that?
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{\an2}I'm really sorry!
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{\an2}W-Well...
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{\an2}How should I say this?
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{\an2}I should...
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{\an2}They're back!
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{\an2}I shouldn't have shouted!
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{\an2}Our only chance is to go up!
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{\an2}Kencho! Behind you!
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{\an2}It's no good! It's not gonna hold!
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{\an2}Hang in there!
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{\an2}That won't be enough.
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{\an2}They'll get through soon!
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{\an2}What should we do?
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{\an2}What should we do?
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{\an2}What should we do?
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{\an2}What should we do?
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{\an2}What should we do?
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{\an2}Ugh, damn it!
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{\an2}What should we do, Akira?!
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{\an2}Hey, Akira!
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{\an2}We jump.
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{\an2}The next building over
is close enough to leap across.
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{\an2}What? No way...
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{\an2}We can't make that distance!
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{\an2}That's impossible!
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{\an2}Hey... Akira?
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{\an2}Guess we'll find out by jumping!
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{\an2}Akira!
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{\an2}A-Are you all right?!
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{\an2}How'd you like that?!
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{\an2}How'd I like it?!
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{\an2}You've got balls of steel, man!
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{\an2}Hurry up and get over here!
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{\an2}Kencho?
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{\an2}Akira...
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{\an2}I know you came all this way
to save me, but I'm sorry.
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{\an2}I don't think... I can jump that.
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{\an2}Before the end, there's something
I want to tell you, Akira.
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{\an2}The truth is...
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{\an2}I didn't enjoy my job at all.
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{\an2}Day after day, I had to smile at people
while lying to their faces.
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{\an2}I tricked them into bad contracts.
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{\an2}The praise from the higher-ups,
the company's acknowledgement...
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{\an2}The gorgeous models I dated...
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{\an2}Dining out with big-time politicians
and famous athletes...
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{\an2}...didn't make me happy at all.
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{\an2}Hey, Akira!
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{\an2}I was just showing off!
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{\an2}I was just lying to myself
to feel less empty inside.
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{\an2}So, I pretended like I was having fun.
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{\an2}I was a horrible person...
always bragging!
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{\an2}I'm the one who needs to say I'm sorry!
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{\an2}I really am!
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{\an2}I'm sorry!
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{\an2}Well, that makes sense.
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{\an2}That fun-loving panache of yours
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{\an2}always came through to make sure
we were all having fun!
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{\an2}That's right!
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{\an2}I wanted a job where I could
sincerely entertain my clients.
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{\an2}I actually...
246
00:18:56,730 --> 00:19:00,820
{\an2}wanted to be a stand-up comic!
247
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,710
{\an2}In that case...
248
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{\an2}Just quit already
and become one right now!
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{\an2}Take it from me!
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{\an2}You should always listen to your friends
when they give you advice!
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{\an2}If you're a stand-up comic, get ready
and show me you can jump that distance!
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{\an2}Y-Yeah!
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{\an2}Hey, Akira! Give me a hand!
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{\an2}This time, it isn't a joke!
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{\an2}Is this how I'm going to die?!
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{\an2}Completely buck naked?!
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{\an2}Akira!
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{\an2}Up you go!
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{\an2}What's the matter, Kencho?!
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{\an2}Were you bitten by a zombie?
261
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{\an2}I scraped...
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{\an2}my balls!
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{\an2}I didn't expect you to cry out like a baby.
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{\an2}And buck naked too...
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{\an2}You idiot.
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{\an2}It was highly sophisticated new material,
inspired by my rebirth as an entertainer.
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{\an2}New? You always do naked jokes.
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{\an2}I'll be doing that more often from here on.
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{\an2}Oh man, I'd really like to stand on a stage.
270
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{\an2}Hey, do you have
any connections from work?
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{\an2}Work? What's that? I've never done it.
272
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{\an2}Who's the one who looked like he was going
to die from working at an exploitative company?!
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{\an2}You looked worse than the zombies!
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{\an2}What the hell?
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{\an2}You?! A stand-up comic?!
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{\an2}What kind of comic cries?
277
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{\an2}Anyway, you were
seriously amazing today!
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{\an2}Guys who quit their jobs, drop everything
and move on with their lives...
279
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{\an2}tend to be really successful later on.
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{\an2}Like entrepreneurs or artists...
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{\an2}You might even be...
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{\an2}the guy who saves us all
from the zombie infection.
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{\an2}Me?
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{\an2}No way. That's not gonna happen.
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{\an2}Yeah, probably not.
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{\an2}That ain't happening.
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{\an2}Whoa, I just thought up a new bit!
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{\an2}It probably involves
you getting naked, doesn't it?
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{\an8}32. DRINK AND LAUGH WITH MY BEST BUD
33. MEET THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS
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{\an8}Being bored
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{\an8}With nothing but efficient days
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{\an8}Sure that's fine
293
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{\an8}But it's kind of a waste, right?
294
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{\an8}When I think today could be my last
295
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{\an8}Steve would start to make a bitter smile;
Let's start something
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{\an8}Life & Death
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{\an8}How many times has it been already?
And yet...
298
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{\an8}I can't stop; like a junkie
299
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{\an8}One more time, c'mon, one more time
300
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{\an8}Let's go all the way
to the end of the world, yeah
301
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{\an8}C'mon, I want to find happiness
302
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{\an8}You can leave the key behind
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{\an8}If I can live and laugh,
that's good enough
304
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{\an8}C'mon, even a place that has nothing
305
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{\an8}Has to have something
306
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{\an8}How about it? All right!
307
00:23:27,510 --> 00:23:29,010
{\an8}Let's get excited about today!
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{\an8}C'mon, here in this hell, the earth
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{\an8}I want to keep laughing with you
310
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{\an8}Living on a whim
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{\an8}C'mon, everything is coming undone
312
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{\an8}So c'mon, let's start anew
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{\an8}All right! Let's enjoy today
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{\an8}We can take detours
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{\an8}If you feel like singing, that's fine
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{\an8}Until the day everything ends
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{\an2}Next time:
Flight Attendant of the Dead
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