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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,659 --> 00:00:40,225 Hello My name's Nadia 2 00:00:40,286 --> 00:00:43,832 I'm 27 Uh, I like music All sorts of music 3 00:00:43,901 --> 00:00:47,104 Um, sport, dancing, walking 4 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:51,550 I'm 5'9", dark hair, blue eyes 5 00:00:51,625 --> 00:00:56,518 I like to think of meself as independent, honest, self-aware 6 00:00:56,591 --> 00:00:59,083 And I'd like to meet someone looking for friendship 7 00:00:59,153 --> 00:01:03,646 or, well, yeah, um, and possible romance 8 00:01:26,101 --> 00:01:28,612 I thought you'd gone 9 00:01:29,865 --> 00:01:32,125 I was a bit nervous coming to meet you 10 00:01:32,191 --> 00:01:35,461 Yeah, yeah, it's-- I think it's really hard 11 00:01:35,527 --> 00:01:39,325 Yeah, it's just in the past, things haven't gone quite so well, so-- 12 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,859 So, you've done this a lot, then ? 13 00:01:41,932 --> 00:01:43,842 Not a lot, no 14 00:01:43,917 --> 00:01:46,603 Listen Sorry I should have said this earlier, 15 00:01:46,670 --> 00:01:49,260 and I hope you're not offended, but I think you look great 16 00:01:49,333 --> 00:01:52,019 Oh, thank you Really 17 00:01:52,086 --> 00:01:54,084 Did you pick the blue 'cause of your eyes ? 18 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,960 What ? Did you pick the blue 'cause of your eyes ? 19 00:01:57,025 --> 00:02:00,609 No,just 'cause it was cheap, really Oh, really ? 20 00:02:00,681 --> 00:02:03,236 What's in this ? Okay, you've got, um, orange 21 00:02:03,311 --> 00:02:05,827 It's mainly orange juice, and the red color is from the grenadine, 22 00:02:05,902 --> 00:02:07,844 and then it's got, you know, the little thing in it 23 00:02:07,921 --> 00:02:09,830 What ? The kick 24 00:02:09,907 --> 00:02:11,848 The little thing with, you know, for the kick 25 00:02:11,925 --> 00:02:15,124 What's that ? It's a secret Secret ingredient 26 00:02:15,191 --> 00:02:17,136 What do you think it's gonna be, Molly ? 27 00:02:17,209 --> 00:02:20,503 Oh, I dunno Don't care really I just want it out 28 00:02:20,579 --> 00:02:22,587 Jack's keeping his fingers crossed for a boy 29 00:02:22,661 --> 00:02:26,411 Aren't you,Jack ? 30 00:02:26,476 --> 00:02:28,813 I've got all this stuff for you from Mandy at work 31 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:32,744 Oh, fantastic I'm sure you'll like some of it, Molly 32 00:02:32,850 --> 00:02:37,646 - Sweet Jack, look Look, darling Oh, it's lovely - What is it ? 33 00:02:37,719 --> 00:02:42,065 It's like a little Chinese thing It's bright red It's gorgeous 34 00:02:42,139 --> 00:02:46,396 Yeah Bed Jack, in your bloody bed now 35 00:02:46,472 --> 00:02:49,577 Why? You've got school in the morning God's sake 36 00:02:49,645 --> 00:02:52,133 He's been a right pain in the bum tonight Has he ? 37 00:02:52,204 --> 00:02:55,853 - Yeah Good night Till morning - He's at that age 38 00:02:55,922 --> 00:02:57,994 Yeah ? I got new cabinets in 39 00:02:58,069 --> 00:03:00,014 Did you ? Yeah, they look really good 40 00:03:00,081 --> 00:03:02,703 What color? They're in-- They're in wood 41 00:03:02,777 --> 00:03:06,388 Shiny wood, is it ? Sort of It's like a pine 42 00:03:06,460 --> 00:03:09,716 I gotta go, love Yeah, absolutely Just, um-- 43 00:03:09,812 --> 00:03:13,698 I'll see you tomorrow about 2..00 ? Lots of love See you tomorrow 44 00:03:13,804 --> 00:03:15,714 - Bye - Lots of love 45 00:03:15,788 --> 00:03:18,060 Hi Hello 46 00:03:18,127 --> 00:03:20,036 How are we doing ? 47 00:03:20,112 --> 00:03:21,841 Good Yeah Yeah ? 48 00:03:22,932 --> 00:03:24,842 Is Debbie all right ? 49 00:03:24,917 --> 00:03:26,828 Yeah, same 50 00:03:29,402 --> 00:03:31,346 Pigs of a Feather ? 51 00:03:31,422 --> 00:03:33,516 Hey, hey Oh Oh ! 52 00:03:37,902 --> 00:03:40,521 "A nightmare in black and white" 53 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:43,693 "Film is a surreal mixture of horror, fantasy and black comedy" 54 00:03:43,762 --> 00:03:46,547 "Repulsive imagery" Great 55 00:03:46,614 --> 00:03:50,478 It sounds disgusting It's not for the baby, It's for me 56 00:03:50,553 --> 00:03:52,497 Have we heard anything yet ? 57 00:03:52,569 --> 00:03:56,058 Yeah Talks all the time 58 00:03:56,129 --> 00:03:58,933 Feel him moving today 59 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:03,020 It's gonna be amazing It's gonna be amazing 60 00:04:05,104 --> 00:04:08,941 Do you gamble a lot, then ? No, of course not 61 00:04:09,010 --> 00:04:10,924 Do you do the lottery ? 62 00:04:10,996 --> 00:04:12,941 Uh, well-- Ah, you do, don't you ? 63 00:04:13,014 --> 00:04:14,928 Ah, see A little bit, yeah 64 00:04:15,003 --> 00:04:18,268 Ah, there you go Same thing, isn't it ? 65 00:04:18,334 --> 00:04:20,245 I suppose so 66 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,328 So, what do you do at the weekends ? 67 00:04:22,402 --> 00:04:26,693 Oh, well, sometime-- Quite often I've gotta work Right 68 00:04:32,470 --> 00:04:35,027 I think I'd better go to the toilet again 69 00:04:35,097 --> 00:04:37,007 Again ? Yeah, you know 70 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:38,993 Okay 71 00:04:40,126 --> 00:04:42,270 Excuse me 72 00:04:42,337 --> 00:04:44,413 Sorry 73 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:46,241 Excuse me 74 00:06:35,519 --> 00:06:38,652 Hello, Nadia My name's Theodore 75 00:06:38,721 --> 00:06:41,660 I thought your message was very nice You've got a lovely voice 76 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:44,386 I'm 33 and 6' on the nose 77 00:06:44,454 --> 00:06:46,726 And I'm a professional I'm a doctor 78 00:06:46,826 --> 00:06:50,439 More specifically, I'm a neuro-psychiatrist, and I find it fascinating 79 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:53,285 Hello, Nadia This is Dan 80 00:06:53,351 --> 00:06:55,610 I live in Brixton and I'm-- 81 00:06:55,679 --> 00:06:59,192 My name's Tim Hello, I'm George I live in North London 82 00:06:59,263 --> 00:07:01,655 I like reading, keeping fit, travel-- 83 00:07:01,727 --> 00:07:04,518 Um, a bit about myself Um, my name's Pat 84 00:07:04,582 --> 00:07:06,556 I'm Australian, and I'm 26 85 00:07:06,631 --> 00:07:12,301 I'm looking for someone who'll, uh, put the buzz back into my bumblebee life 86 00:07:24,449 --> 00:07:26,393 Hello, love Dad, I-- 87 00:07:26,528 --> 00:07:28,768 What, have you been buzzing ? 88 00:07:28,867 --> 00:07:32,223 Yeah, it was me 89 00:07:32,266 --> 00:07:35,399 Your boiler I thought we arranged for me to come take a look 90 00:07:35,468 --> 00:07:37,959 Did we ? What, today ? That's right 91 00:07:38,030 --> 00:07:40,008 It's just that I'm off to work 92 00:07:40,081 --> 00:07:43,141 How is everything ? Fine, yeah Great 93 00:07:43,208 --> 00:07:45,173 And you ? Oh, I'm fine, fine 94 00:07:45,246 --> 00:07:48,546 Yeah ? You know, keeping busy 95 00:07:48,612 --> 00:07:50,617 Can I give you a lift ? 96 00:07:50,694 --> 00:07:54,012 Oh, no It's all right, I'll get the tube 97 00:07:54,089 --> 00:07:57,024 It's quicker Yeah ? 98 00:07:57,099 --> 00:07:59,044 I love you, okay ? 99 00:07:59,114 --> 00:08:01,026 Bye, love 100 00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:16,735 Penny for the guy 101 00:08:18,794 --> 00:08:20,708 Penny for the guy? 102 00:08:22,575 --> 00:08:24,965 Penny for the guy ? 103 00:08:26,099 --> 00:08:29,000 All right Penny for the guy ? 104 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:32,310 Penny for the guy ? Penny for the guy ? 105 00:08:41,482 --> 00:08:44,235 Here you go, darling Thanks 106 00:08:44,269 --> 00:08:46,179 Careful 107 00:08:47,373 --> 00:08:49,449 Oh, thanks 108 00:08:49,521 --> 00:08:51,435 Shit What ? 109 00:08:51,509 --> 00:08:54,675 I'm late Shit 110 00:08:55,961 --> 00:08:58,603 Are you okay? Yeah 111 00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:00,865 How are you feelin' ? Great 112 00:09:00,934 --> 00:09:03,204 Yeah ? 113 00:09:03,273 --> 00:09:06,178 Drink your tea I'm late, Moll 114 00:09:13,910 --> 00:09:16,560 Eddie ! 115 00:09:16,632 --> 00:09:19,447 Phone me Yeah 116 00:09:38,484 --> 00:09:41,717 You've gotta remember this is a decision you'll be making once, 117 00:09:41,785 --> 00:09:44,602 maybe twice in your life, so it's quite an important decision 118 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,611 We don't want to rush you into anything 119 00:09:46,685 --> 00:09:51,208 The surface you want is quite important, and, uh-- 120 00:09:51,273 --> 00:09:54,572 What's she called ? Megan Megan Hey 121 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:56,549 Have you got kids yourself? 122 00:09:56,624 --> 00:09:59,212 Um, no, not yet, no Um, imminent, though 123 00:10:01,266 --> 00:10:03,375 Take this with you That's basically this 124 00:10:03,446 --> 00:10:05,552 If you look at the printout 125 00:10:05,623 --> 00:10:07,635 We can print out one of these for you as well 126 00:10:07,706 --> 00:10:09,651 I mean-- Oh, right 127 00:10:09,724 --> 00:10:12,721 Do you wanna come to Caesar's next week ? 128 00:10:12,788 --> 00:10:14,733 To Caesar's ? Yeah, next week 129 00:10:14,804 --> 00:10:17,185 Thursday night, It's ladies' night No 130 00:10:17,261 --> 00:10:19,205 Thursday night It's only three quid, Nadia 131 00:10:19,279 --> 00:10:21,191 I don't wanna go 132 00:10:21,266 --> 00:10:24,170 Why not ? It's quite good fun I don't wanna go 133 00:10:24,246 --> 00:10:27,064 You might get a shag at the end of the night What ? I can't hear you 134 00:10:27,128 --> 00:10:29,522 I'm going to Top Shop 135 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:31,538 I wanna get a white lace top for tonight 136 00:10:31,611 --> 00:10:33,523 You're gonna get a what ? A lacy one ? 137 00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:35,705 Yeah, a white lacy one Really tight Size six 138 00:10:35,777 --> 00:10:37,682 Show-off 139 00:10:37,751 --> 00:10:40,426 No, I'm not 140 00:10:40,494 --> 00:10:42,798 Oh, God 141 00:10:42,862 --> 00:10:44,774 Excuse me 142 00:10:46,867 --> 00:10:49,621 Hello ? Hello Is that Nadia ? 143 00:10:49,686 --> 00:10:53,305 Yeah Who's this ? Hi This is Tim 144 00:10:53,372 --> 00:10:55,282 You left a message on my machine 145 00:10:55,357 --> 00:10:57,303 Oh, right, yeah 146 00:10:57,376 --> 00:10:59,746 The Lonely Hearts thing Thought I could meet with you 147 00:10:59,808 --> 00:11:02,802 I could meet you at 1 :00, yeah ? 148 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:05,830 Excuse me Can I get my bill, please ? 149 00:11:10,518 --> 00:11:12,431 Listen, can I-- I'll see you then 150 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,612 I'll see you then Got to get back to work That'll be great 151 00:11:14,683 --> 00:11:16,690 Shall we say around 1 :00 ? 152 00:11:16,764 --> 00:11:19,287 - Yeah, 1 :00, then All right - Bye 153 00:11:22,401 --> 00:11:24,924 What are you smiling about, then ? 154 00:11:24,999 --> 00:11:27,070 Nothing It's none of your business 155 00:11:27,143 --> 00:11:29,239 Molly's a bit miffed you haven't phoned her 156 00:11:29,308 --> 00:11:32,082 Been busy, haven't I ? What you been doing, then ? 157 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:34,834 What ? 158 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:38,003 Flamenco classes What ? 159 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,758 Sounds like fun Yeah, it is 160 00:11:40,829 --> 00:11:42,741 You should try it Thank you very much 161 00:11:42,844 --> 00:11:46,648 She's probably in labor right now, as we speak 162 00:11:46,723 --> 00:11:49,955 If she has it today, it'll have the same birthday as Darren 163 00:11:50,023 --> 00:11:51,934 You haven't heard from him, have you, Nadia ? 164 00:11:52,005 --> 00:11:54,039 No You ? No, of course not 165 00:11:54,108 --> 00:11:56,521 Don't forget you'll baby-sit tonight, right ? All right, then 166 00:11:56,599 --> 00:11:59,918 See you later, darling Yeah, bye Yeah, take it easy 167 00:12:15,561 --> 00:12:18,621 Happy birthday to you 168 00:12:18,688 --> 00:12:22,127 Happy birthday dear Darren 169 00:12:28,672 --> 00:12:30,615 Hey Good morning Morning 170 00:12:30,690 --> 00:12:34,269 Yeah, a reservation under the name of Sykes for two nights 171 00:12:34,341 --> 00:12:36,252 Two nights Thanks 172 00:12:36,326 --> 00:12:38,501 "M and M" What does that mean ? 173 00:12:38,568 --> 00:12:40,510 Mr and Mrs ? Mr and Mrs 174 00:12:40,589 --> 00:12:42,499 Is it Mr and Mrs ? Yeah Yeah, that's fine 175 00:12:49,276 --> 00:12:51,481 Ow ! Don't crush me ! 176 00:12:51,551 --> 00:12:54,368 Ow ! 177 00:12:54,434 --> 00:12:56,955 Fucking bastard ! Aah ! 178 00:13:01,066 --> 00:13:04,581 It's in my eye You got it in my eye 179 00:13:04,652 --> 00:13:07,681 It's in my eye It's in my eye It's in my eye 180 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:14,176 I'm blinded by champagne 181 00:13:14,238 --> 00:13:16,442 I'm blinded Mmm 182 00:13:16,513 --> 00:13:18,752 I can't even open my eyes 183 00:13:22,439 --> 00:13:24,512 Oh, thank you 184 00:13:24,584 --> 00:13:26,924 Thank you Thank you 185 00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:41,666 I'm having a very happy birthday 186 00:13:41,731 --> 00:13:43,643 Yeah ? Yeah 187 00:13:45,381 --> 00:13:48,105 Hi, Mum Come in Hi 188 00:13:48,169 --> 00:13:51,656 It's got cold, hasn't it ? Yeah 189 00:13:51,725 --> 00:13:54,860 Are you ready to see my new kitchen ? I am 190 00:13:54,929 --> 00:13:58,182 Ta-da ! Oh 191 00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,379 Is it amazing ? 192 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:03,485 Yeah I love it I'm so happy 193 00:14:03,555 --> 00:14:05,891 Very fancy 194 00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:09,376 It's just like in the ads, isn't it ? 195 00:14:09,447 --> 00:14:11,393 Ooh It's not finished 196 00:14:11,468 --> 00:14:13,892 There's still a bit of-- Yeah Mmm 197 00:14:13,966 --> 00:14:16,487 Yeah, it's very nice 198 00:14:17,647 --> 00:14:19,591 Yeah 199 00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:21,873 You want a cup of coffee ? Yeah, please 200 00:14:21,942 --> 00:14:25,217 If it's not too much trouble 201 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,290 How's Dad ? 202 00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:30,918 Oh, same as ever 203 00:14:31,051 --> 00:14:35,307 Sits around the house all day long moping 204 00:14:39,377 --> 00:14:42,282 Hello ? Hiya Hello Hiya 205 00:14:42,354 --> 00:14:45,010 How are you ? All right How are you ? 206 00:14:45,079 --> 00:14:47,468 Mum, it's Eddie Oh Who's that ? 207 00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:50,494 Mum She just got here Your mum ? 208 00:14:50,563 --> 00:14:54,214 Just gonna have a cup of coffee Right 209 00:14:54,282 --> 00:14:57,928 Listen, I was thinking, um, how about Alice for a girl ? 210 00:14:58,029 --> 00:15:01,382 Alice ? Yeah, yeah, like, um, Alice in Wonderland? 211 00:15:01,457 --> 00:15:04,690 I like Sadie Like in "Sexy Sadie" 212 00:15:04,757 --> 00:15:07,606 Sadie ? Right Yeah 213 00:15:07,671 --> 00:15:10,991 Where are you ? You sound funny 214 00:15:11,066 --> 00:15:13,960 Um, 215 00:15:14,033 --> 00:15:16,960 Look Molly, uh, 216 00:15:17,035 --> 00:15:19,140 What ? I've gotta go 217 00:15:19,214 --> 00:15:21,154 All right I'll speak to you later, okay ? 218 00:15:21,231 --> 00:15:23,750 Yeah, all right Bye Right Bye 219 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,338 Fuck 220 00:15:40,489 --> 00:15:43,043 Nadia ? Yeah 221 00:15:43,117 --> 00:15:46,732 How you doing ? Tim You wanna go in ? Yeah 222 00:15:58,843 --> 00:16:01,562 I'm-- I'm sorry I've never done this before 223 00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:03,759 What kind of photographer are you ? 224 00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:06,439 Nude portraits 225 00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:08,647 Really ? No 226 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,628 No Take a guess 227 00:16:10,705 --> 00:16:12,648 Thought you were serious Yeah 228 00:16:12,725 --> 00:16:14,830 Um, God, I dunno Um-- 229 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:20,430 Sports photographer ? No 230 00:16:20,509 --> 00:16:23,706 Uh I dunno 231 00:16:23,773 --> 00:16:27,006 I'm-- I'm an advertising photographer 232 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:31,110 We do fruit, cheese and, you know, yogurts and stuff Oh 233 00:16:31,183 --> 00:16:34,253 It's highly exciting Yeah 234 00:16:34,317 --> 00:16:36,593 Have you done much of this, then ? 235 00:16:36,657 --> 00:16:41,846 Um, yeah, I mean, one day, I got this-- this, um, 236 00:16:41,915 --> 00:16:44,732 this girl ringing me up telling me she was a rock star 237 00:16:44,794 --> 00:16:46,938 No Yeah, and she was, like, real stoned 238 00:16:47,004 --> 00:16:49,180 She was, like, "Hi, I'm with this band" 239 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,552 She started telling me about her life as a rock star 240 00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:53,553 and how interesting it is and, you know, 241 00:16:53,624 --> 00:16:55,888 if I wanted to be with her, I'd have to kind of make 242 00:16:55,952 --> 00:16:58,290 compensation 'cause she'd be on tour a lot, you know 243 00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:01,202 Were-- Were you really adopted ? Yeah 244 00:17:01,268 --> 00:17:04,436 Oh, 'cause I-I used to pretend I was an orphan 245 00:17:04,506 --> 00:17:07,473 I'd, you know, pretend our house was the orphanage, 246 00:17:07,549 --> 00:17:09,723 and, um, my sisters and my little brother, 247 00:17:09,791 --> 00:17:12,029 they were orphans from other families 248 00:17:12,096 --> 00:17:16,922 I really wanted to believe it, yeah 249 00:17:16,997 --> 00:17:19,846 Yeah, I know, it's strange Yeah 250 00:17:19,921 --> 00:17:22,476 Yeah Cheers Cheers 251 00:17:22,547 --> 00:17:24,526 I'll see you tomorrow ? Yeah, all right 252 00:17:24,599 --> 00:17:27,448 Okay, bye See you Bye, then Yeah 253 00:17:36,835 --> 00:17:38,974 Here for a copy of the Big Issue 254 00:17:39,043 --> 00:17:40,987 Big Issue 255 00:17:41,064 --> 00:17:43,988 Here for a copy of the Big Issue 256 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:56,533 Hello, Eileen Hello 257 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,545 You're looking smart 258 00:17:59,617 --> 00:18:04,379 Where have you been ? Just to my daughter, Molly 259 00:18:04,455 --> 00:18:06,848 Oh, God ! 260 00:18:06,924 --> 00:18:10,929 Cut it out, you lot I hate those fucking things 261 00:18:11,001 --> 00:18:13,171 You all right ? 262 00:18:13,239 --> 00:18:15,152 Yeah 263 00:18:19,839 --> 00:18:22,592 Our front door needs fixing 264 00:18:25,156 --> 00:18:27,330 I'm getting 'round to it 265 00:19:19,053 --> 00:19:23,105 That's the Sony CD 1 7 00 266 00:19:23,175 --> 00:19:25,619 Right What are you asking for this ? 267 00:19:25,692 --> 00:19:28,595 That's 1 99 plus VAT Plus VAT 268 00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:33,563 Which works out to 23 5 Can I have a look ? 269 00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,910 See you tomorrow, Harvey 270 00:19:38,985 --> 00:19:40,896 All right See you later, mate 271 00:20:05,709 --> 00:20:08,232 Strong cappuccino, one and a half, take it away 272 00:20:08,304 --> 00:20:13,056 Hello Can I help you ? Is it eat in ? 273 00:20:13,131 --> 00:20:15,224 Take away ? 274 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,756 You give me the pound, and I'll give you the change 275 00:20:17,858 --> 00:20:20,097 Yeah ? Yeah 276 00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:23,016 You give me a pound, and I give you 40 pence change 277 00:20:32,754 --> 00:20:35,342 Salt beef and, uh, cappuccino 278 00:20:35,412 --> 00:20:38,274 All right 279 00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:41,690 That's three pound, please 280 00:20:41,765 --> 00:20:44,484 Thank you 281 00:21:07,461 --> 00:21:10,595 All right, first of all, don't get-- don't get angry with me 282 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,784 This is not gonna look good 283 00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:18,792 This might not look good at first 284 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,441 And I know this is not the best of time-- No 285 00:21:24,985 --> 00:21:27,942 We're both responsible adults, right ? 286 00:21:28,016 --> 00:21:32,319 I care about this baby we're having 287 00:21:34,412 --> 00:21:36,354 Yeah 288 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,852 I care about this baby we're having 289 00:21:40,658 --> 00:21:45,547 And I realize that there are certain financial advantages 290 00:21:45,622 --> 00:21:48,047 in having a job 291 00:21:48,121 --> 00:21:50,393 I'm aware of that I am aware of that 292 00:21:50,461 --> 00:21:54,978 Think of the drawbacks of holding onto a job that you hate 293 00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:58,981 Think of what that could do to a man 294 00:21:59,053 --> 00:22:02,352 Think of what I could and would become-- 295 00:22:02,415 --> 00:22:04,557 short-tempered father 296 00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:08,239 I turn to drink 297 00:22:08,311 --> 00:22:10,220 I blame you 298 00:22:12,601 --> 00:22:15,804 Eventually, I even take a lover 299 00:22:15,869 --> 00:22:19,877 And then one day, I just snap Finally, just snap 300 00:22:23,087 --> 00:22:26,285 I buy a gun 301 00:22:26,350 --> 00:22:29,705 I'll lock myself into the house with you and the kids 302 00:22:31,575 --> 00:22:35,222 Police surround us, begging me to be reasonable, but-- 303 00:22:37,725 --> 00:22:40,628 No No, it's too late 304 00:22:43,479 --> 00:22:45,381 It's too late 305 00:22:46,542 --> 00:22:49,065 Another statistic A news item 306 00:22:49,138 --> 00:22:52,936 A news item in The News of the World 307 00:23:02,683 --> 00:23:05,112 Whoo ! 308 00:23:08,538 --> 00:23:10,534 Yea ! 309 00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:26,622 Things can be even more tricky for a male 310 00:23:26,687 --> 00:23:30,205 if his mate is well armed 311 00:23:30,272 --> 00:23:33,116 The female tarantula has fearsome poison fangs 312 00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:36,718 Aren't you gonna do something ? 313 00:23:36,786 --> 00:23:39,178 What do you want me to do ? 314 00:23:40,759 --> 00:23:42,867 Doesn't it bother you ? 315 00:23:45,437 --> 00:23:49,366 Of course it bothers you, but you're too pathetic to do anything about it 316 00:23:59,634 --> 00:24:04,691 Pathetic Only now dare he reach forward with his palps 317 00:24:13,727 --> 00:24:15,639 What do you mean, "pathetic"? 318 00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:17,625 Who's pathetic ? 319 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,889 You're the one who's fucking pathetic ! 320 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,532 Male spiders are by no means always so skillful 321 00:24:24,596 --> 00:24:29,361 These few legs are all that remains of a male nephila spider who failed 322 00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:34,139 But another male is on the same web now preparing to chance his luck 323 00:24:36,707 --> 00:24:41,248 And his task is indeed formidable, for his mate is gigantic-- 324 00:24:41,317 --> 00:24:44,965 six inches across and several hundred times his weight 325 00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:52,850 She's virtually blind, and she relies on vibrations of her web to tell her what's going on 326 00:25:07,816 --> 00:25:09,923 Hi You all right ? 327 00:25:09,996 --> 00:25:12,768 Can't sleep Why not ? What's wrong ? 328 00:25:12,835 --> 00:25:14,768 Dunno Just can't sleep 329 00:25:14,841 --> 00:25:17,047 Well, you shouldn't be reading What is it ? 330 00:25:17,114 --> 00:25:20,317 A new game Gonna ask Dad to buy it for my birthday 331 00:25:20,382 --> 00:25:22,328 What's this girl's name again ? 332 00:25:22,401 --> 00:25:24,477 Lara Croft Do you like her, then ? 333 00:25:24,548 --> 00:25:27,007 She's all right Yeah ? 334 00:25:32,395 --> 00:25:34,537 Not very good, are you ? 335 00:25:34,604 --> 00:25:37,452 No Well, I've got to practice, haven't I ? 336 00:25:37,512 --> 00:25:39,638 Get some rest What are you doing tomorrow ? 337 00:25:39,709 --> 00:25:42,491 - Going to the football match with my dad - That'll be nice 338 00:25:42,558 --> 00:25:45,015 You'll need all the rest you can get, then Put your head down 339 00:25:45,089 --> 00:25:47,390 Give us a kiss, darling 340 00:25:48,643 --> 00:25:50,556 'Night 341 00:25:50,630 --> 00:25:52,835 See you in the morning Yeah Do you want this world left on ? 342 00:25:52,936 --> 00:25:55,658 Yeah All right Sleep tight, darling 343 00:25:55,724 --> 00:25:58,694 Good night Night-night 344 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:26,800 You 345 00:26:26,899 --> 00:26:31,073 Are my angel 346 00:26:36,517 --> 00:26:39,688 Oh What ? 347 00:26:39,752 --> 00:26:42,277 Iron ? There 348 00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:50,483 What are you doing ? You should get out more 349 00:26:52,717 --> 00:26:56,319 Franklyn, I wish you'd get a girlfriend Thank you 350 00:26:56,389 --> 00:26:58,911 You know, go out dancing 351 00:27:23,826 --> 00:27:26,447 What time is it ? 352 00:27:26,517 --> 00:27:29,782 It's nearly half 1 0:00 353 00:27:35,521 --> 00:27:37,460 Where have you been ? 354 00:27:37,535 --> 00:27:40,190 I had to work late I'm sorry 355 00:27:40,259 --> 00:27:42,199 I should have rang you 356 00:27:50,903 --> 00:27:52,848 Hey H'm 357 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,090 You asleep ? Mm-h'm 358 00:28:14,005 --> 00:28:15,917 You're fucking great ! 359 00:28:48,898 --> 00:28:52,962 Oh, no Don't put your shirt on, darling, no 360 00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:55,716 You want more ? 361 00:28:55,787 --> 00:28:59,038 You're a bad girl, you know that ? 362 00:28:59,099 --> 00:29:01,815 You've done this before, darling 363 00:29:01,881 --> 00:29:05,681 I've done it I've done this before, yeah 364 00:29:05,758 --> 00:29:08,627 I need a drink Do you want a drink ? 365 00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:11,128 Yeah I dunno where it is 366 00:29:11,203 --> 00:29:14,074 Are you gonna dance for me now ? I'm a good dancer 367 00:29:14,151 --> 00:29:16,062 Yeah, of course, you're a good dancer Dance 368 00:29:16,132 --> 00:29:18,242 Don't leave 369 00:29:23,780 --> 00:29:27,481 Come and dance with me Come and dance with me, then 370 00:29:42,665 --> 00:29:46,981 You're fucking tickling me You're terrible Bad 371 00:29:48,488 --> 00:29:50,548 Do you like me hair ? 372 00:29:50,621 --> 00:29:53,044 Of course I like your hair Yeah, I did that 373 00:29:53,117 --> 00:29:55,062 You're a hairdresser You should-- 374 00:29:55,138 --> 00:29:58,105 H'm, a bit scruffy, though, isn't it ? 375 00:29:58,179 --> 00:30:00,702 Why'd you bring me here ? 376 00:30:00,772 --> 00:30:02,718 This is where I work 377 00:30:02,795 --> 00:30:05,480 I take it that's where you work, unless you broke in 378 00:30:05,546 --> 00:30:07,936 I mean, most people have houses, don't they ? 379 00:30:08,015 --> 00:30:10,120 They go to what is a bed, rather than some-- 380 00:30:10,193 --> 00:30:12,101 I've got a big bed 381 00:30:12,175 --> 00:30:14,809 Have you got a big bed ? Why don't you show me your big bed ? 382 00:30:14,878 --> 00:30:17,695 No I've got a little boy 383 00:30:17,759 --> 00:30:20,728 You've got a little boy ? Yeah 384 00:30:20,804 --> 00:30:24,003 How old's your little boy ? 385 00:30:24,070 --> 00:30:26,342 He's fucking little, isn't he ? 386 00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:29,727 He's fucking little How little ? 387 00:30:31,759 --> 00:30:33,667 At primary school, my little boy 388 00:30:33,744 --> 00:30:35,689 Yeah ? Mm 389 00:30:35,763 --> 00:30:37,760 How old are you ? 390 00:30:37,834 --> 00:30:40,956 Twenty-nine You're twenty-nine ? 391 00:31:07,747 --> 00:31:09,954 Gimme a cup of coffee 392 00:31:10,021 --> 00:31:13,924 You spill your coffee on me, you die You die 393 00:31:42,737 --> 00:31:45,424 Listen to him It's been going on like that all night 394 00:31:45,491 --> 00:31:50,169 I haven't had any sleep 395 00:31:50,231 --> 00:31:52,906 I didn't hear anything 396 00:31:52,976 --> 00:31:55,004 That's 'cause you don't wanna hear 397 00:32:09,334 --> 00:32:12,978 It's been howling and barking the whole fucking night 398 00:32:14,904 --> 00:32:16,818 I haven't had any sleep 399 00:32:18,386 --> 00:32:20,514 If Molly phones, you're to tell me-- 400 00:32:20,585 --> 00:32:24,362 I know Don't worry You'll be the first to know 401 00:32:27,183 --> 00:32:30,700 I'll leave the shopping list on the table 402 00:33:11,309 --> 00:33:13,997 Hello Sorry I can't answer the phone at the moment, 403 00:33:14,065 --> 00:33:16,206 but if you'd like to leave a message for Nadia, 404 00:33:16,276 --> 00:33:18,219 please speak after the beep 405 00:33:18,293 --> 00:33:20,203 Thank you 406 00:33:39,251 --> 00:33:42,100 Dad Here Hold them, would you ? 407 00:33:46,361 --> 00:33:48,307 I like your hair 408 00:33:48,381 --> 00:33:50,293 Who does your hair ? Your mum ? Yeah 409 00:33:50,366 --> 00:33:52,571 It's lovely, isn't it ? Yeah 410 00:33:56,132 --> 00:33:58,030 Mom, Dad's here Yeah 411 00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:00,104 Hi, honey Got your clean pants, Jack ? 412 00:34:00,177 --> 00:34:02,865 Yeah Hurry up, then 413 00:34:02,928 --> 00:34:06,195 All right, Deb ? Yeah 414 00:34:06,263 --> 00:34:08,630 Busy, busy As usual 415 00:34:11,900 --> 00:34:13,940 What are you after, then ? 416 00:34:13,983 --> 00:34:16,569 That's not nice, is it ? I'm not after nothing 417 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,324 Come on, Dad Don't forget your antibiotics, Jack 418 00:34:19,395 --> 00:34:22,553 Make sure he takes them He's got a cold Yeah, antibiotics 419 00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:24,550 Just a gift You know what I mean ? 420 00:34:24,627 --> 00:34:26,535 I don't want them They're horrible 421 00:34:26,614 --> 00:34:28,556 They're really nice I like pink flowers 422 00:34:28,630 --> 00:34:30,574 Do you ? Yeah 423 00:34:30,648 --> 00:34:32,591 What is it ? Lend us some money 424 00:34:32,667 --> 00:34:34,576 No Go on Just a few bob 425 00:34:34,652 --> 00:34:37,307 Fuck off, Dan I can't afford it Just till Monday ? 426 00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:40,477 Bloody hell Don't bring him back later than 6:00, all right ? 427 00:34:40,546 --> 00:34:43,363 Yeah We're going to the bonfire Remember ? 428 00:34:43,429 --> 00:34:46,725 Remember that Give us a kiss good-bye, then 429 00:34:46,794 --> 00:34:48,753 Good-bye, then Fuck off 430 00:34:48,826 --> 00:34:51,539 It's from me 431 00:34:51,604 --> 00:34:54,511 Look after him, Dan Yeah Bye 432 00:34:54,584 --> 00:34:57,437 Whatever you say, darling 433 00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:59,675 Bye See you later 434 00:35:19,357 --> 00:35:21,561 Bloody mess 435 00:35:21,628 --> 00:35:24,633 Oh, we're going to the match 436 00:35:24,705 --> 00:35:26,650 We're gonna have a good time 437 00:35:26,722 --> 00:35:31,004 Remember that woman sat next to us at the Wolves game ? Yeah 438 00:35:31,079 --> 00:35:33,023 Come on, Palace ! 439 00:35:33,096 --> 00:35:35,748 Yeah, yeah, yeah, she was great, eh ? Down the wing 440 00:35:35,819 --> 00:35:38,623 Close 'em down, Palace 441 00:35:43,771 --> 00:35:46,559 Hello, darling Hiya 442 00:35:46,622 --> 00:35:49,824 Hi, Jackie All right, Molly? 443 00:35:49,923 --> 00:35:51,933 Come for-- You're cold 444 00:35:52,005 --> 00:35:53,918 Yeah, it's really cold 445 00:35:53,994 --> 00:35:57,192 Is that nice ? 446 00:35:58,668 --> 00:36:00,939 I'm smudging all your make-up, Molly What ? 447 00:36:01,005 --> 00:36:03,860 I'm smudging your make-up Oh, that's all right 448 00:36:03,936 --> 00:36:06,104 Eddie won't be able to resist you tonight, darling 449 00:36:06,172 --> 00:36:08,149 I might want him to resist me 450 00:36:08,223 --> 00:36:11,674 Why ? Oh, I don't feel sexy at all 451 00:36:11,744 --> 00:36:13,920 Just feel fat and ugly 452 00:36:13,988 --> 00:36:15,934 When's the last time you had sex, then ? 453 00:36:16,005 --> 00:36:18,016 Dunno Couple of months 454 00:36:18,087 --> 00:36:21,922 Couple of months ? For God's sake, Molly Darling, I'm pregnant 455 00:36:21,997 --> 00:36:24,888 Did you feel sexy when you were pregnant ? Yeah, really sexy 456 00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:27,436 Did you ? I loved it I loved having big tits 457 00:36:27,504 --> 00:36:30,725 Did you do it right up till the end? Yeah 458 00:36:30,791 --> 00:36:33,796 Felt really gorgeous all the time 459 00:36:33,866 --> 00:36:36,838 Did you have weird dreams when you were pregnant ? No 460 00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:39,944 I've been having the weirdest dreams, like nightmares almost 461 00:36:40,017 --> 00:36:42,956 Nightmares ? Yeah, I had this really weird one last night 462 00:36:43,028 --> 00:36:46,032 I was-- Well, I dreamt that I was at home, and I went into labor 463 00:36:46,103 --> 00:36:48,015 And so, we're gonna go to the hospital, 464 00:36:48,089 --> 00:36:50,001 but we didn't actually go to the hospital, we went to a theater 465 00:36:50,075 --> 00:36:53,892 Do you mean a stage ? Yeah, like where they do plays and things 466 00:36:53,968 --> 00:36:56,931 Yeah I thought it was a bit weird but all right 467 00:36:57,002 --> 00:37:00,389 And we went in onto the stage and there was a bed on the stage, 468 00:37:00,464 --> 00:37:02,372 and the midwife was there and everything 469 00:37:02,447 --> 00:37:04,393 Eddie was on the bed, was he ? Eddie-- I dunno 470 00:37:04,467 --> 00:37:06,378 I can't remember if he was there then 471 00:37:06,455 --> 00:37:08,367 Was he naked ? Shut up 472 00:37:08,439 --> 00:37:10,348 But I looked out into the audience, 473 00:37:10,427 --> 00:37:13,973 and it was all my kids out there from my class from last year, yeah 474 00:37:14,043 --> 00:37:15,952 It was-- It was weird, but-- 475 00:37:16,032 --> 00:37:19,559 Anyway, and then I gave birth to a fish, right on the stage 476 00:37:19,630 --> 00:37:22,052 Eh ? I know Isn't that weird ? 477 00:37:22,124 --> 00:37:24,429 Everybody in the dream thought it was really strange 478 00:37:24,497 --> 00:37:26,604 It's fucking weird, Molly But I still loved it 479 00:37:26,674 --> 00:37:28,816 Jackie ? What's that, mate ? 480 00:37:28,883 --> 00:37:30,858 Molly said she had sex with a fish last night 481 00:37:30,937 --> 00:37:32,944 That is not what I said 482 00:37:33,016 --> 00:37:37,144 Jackie, Jackie, that's not what I said She's lying 483 00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:40,632 No, I had a dream that I gave birth to a fish 484 00:37:40,705 --> 00:37:42,705 Well, that ain't normal, is it ? I know, it's weird 485 00:37:42,776 --> 00:37:44,706 It's not normal at all It's fucking weird 486 00:37:44,781 --> 00:37:46,691 It's gotta mean something, though, isn't it ? Yeah 487 00:37:46,768 --> 00:37:49,291 It means she's a horny bugger Shut up 488 00:37:51,252 --> 00:37:53,230 Talked to Nadia lately ? 489 00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:55,410 Yeah She was asking about you Yeah Was she ? 490 00:37:55,477 --> 00:37:59,095 I think she's jealous of me Jealous of what, Molly ? 491 00:37:59,161 --> 00:38:02,101 I dunno, the baby Not everyone wants to have kids 492 00:38:02,174 --> 00:38:04,083 I know that, but I mean I think she-- 493 00:38:04,162 --> 00:38:06,333 Sit still I'm not moving 494 00:38:06,405 --> 00:38:09,800 Seven and eight, seventy-eight 495 00:38:09,904 --> 00:38:12,272 Nine-0 Blind ninety 496 00:38:12,340 --> 00:38:16,237 Five and seven Fifty-seven 497 00:38:16,310 --> 00:38:19,762 Eight and four Eighty-four 498 00:38:19,836 --> 00:38:22,355 Five-0 Blind fifty 499 00:38:22,429 --> 00:38:24,471 Four-0 Blind forty Bingo! 500 00:38:24,542 --> 00:38:26,935 On 40, up at the back there 501 00:38:27,007 --> 00:38:28,918 All right, let's go straight to our next-- 502 00:38:35,698 --> 00:38:37,674 Full house 503 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:41,330 The next number is eight-0 Blind eighty 504 00:38:41,401 --> 00:38:44,250 Two and four Twenty-four 505 00:38:44,313 --> 00:38:47,286 Four and six Forty-six 506 00:38:47,359 --> 00:38:50,526 Eight and five Eighty-five 507 00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:53,793 Two and one Twenty-one 508 00:38:53,895 --> 00:38:56,708 One-0 Number ten 509 00:38:56,774 --> 00:38:59,624 Three and one Thirty-one 510 00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:03,149 One and two Twelve 511 00:39:26,104 --> 00:39:28,047 Go on ! 512 00:39:28,122 --> 00:39:30,972 Play it Go on, Lombardo ! 513 00:40:16,542 --> 00:40:18,452 There, you're lovely Stop touching it, Molly 514 00:40:18,524 --> 00:40:21,145 All right, that's enough ! God 515 00:40:21,217 --> 00:40:23,489 Oh, it's so pretty Do you like it,Jackie ? 516 00:40:23,554 --> 00:40:25,670 It looks really nice, yeah Yeah 517 00:40:25,670 --> 00:40:28,062 Yeah ? Do you like the back, darling ? 518 00:40:28,137 --> 00:40:30,046 Yeah, it's different Do you like it, Kay ? 519 00:40:30,121 --> 00:40:32,165 Yeah, it's really lovely Yeah 520 00:40:32,235 --> 00:40:34,411 Be easier to manage for you, love Eddie will like it 521 00:40:34,477 --> 00:40:36,782 It's a bit tight I thought it was gonna be a bigger-- 522 00:40:36,848 --> 00:40:38,776 No, it'll drop Will it ? 523 00:40:38,847 --> 00:40:40,755 Drop in a couple days Could I use your phone ? 524 00:40:40,830 --> 00:40:43,319 Yeah I'll get that stuff from Mandy for you Great 525 00:40:43,394 --> 00:40:45,336 Got some stuff to show you, Jackie 526 00:40:45,410 --> 00:40:47,323 Oh, let's have a look Baby clothes 527 00:40:47,393 --> 00:40:50,047 Mandy brought it in for Molly 528 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:54,214 Some of it's all right Some of it's a bit funny looking 529 00:40:54,283 --> 00:40:56,226 What do you think of this one ? 530 00:40:56,301 --> 00:40:58,726 Sweet, isn't it ? Ultimate Kitchens Good afternoon 531 00:40:58,801 --> 00:41:02,150 Hi Can I speak to Eddie, please ? Eddie ? 532 00:41:02,222 --> 00:41:04,246 Eddie doesn't work here any more 533 00:41:04,317 --> 00:41:06,624 Can I put you through to someone else ? What ? 534 00:41:06,688 --> 00:41:09,374 Can I put you through to someone else ? Eddie's not here any more 535 00:41:09,442 --> 00:41:11,516 There's a lovely little pink thing in here as well 536 00:41:11,590 --> 00:41:14,658 That's all right No, he's no longer working here, 537 00:41:14,727 --> 00:41:17,251 but I can put you through to somebody else to help you 538 00:41:17,321 --> 00:41:19,266 I can't afford to buy new all the time 539 00:41:19,340 --> 00:41:21,316 No, no, it's all right Thanks Bye 540 00:41:21,391 --> 00:41:23,333 Bye It's a cow, stupid 541 00:41:23,410 --> 00:41:25,319 - Oh, is it ? - Yeah Something wrong, Molly ? 542 00:41:25,397 --> 00:41:27,277 No No, it's all right 543 00:41:27,347 --> 00:41:29,238 Should get a taxi, though No, it's all right 544 00:41:29,312 --> 00:41:31,518 Don't wanna spoil your hairstyle 545 00:41:31,585 --> 00:41:33,825 Put your scarf on Keep warm 546 00:41:33,923 --> 00:41:36,959 It's lovely Eddie will love it Yeah 547 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,978 Don't forget your stuff now 548 00:41:39,049 --> 00:41:40,961 Take care, Jackie And you, love 549 00:41:41,036 --> 00:41:43,907 Thank you See you later Good night 550 00:41:43,983 --> 00:41:46,770 Give us a call Bye, darling Bye 551 00:41:48,693 --> 00:41:51,149 I don't think she likes it, Jackie Oh, it's all right 552 00:41:51,222 --> 00:41:53,121 No, her face is tripping her 553 00:41:53,194 --> 00:41:55,130 She ain't been herself, though, has she ? 554 00:41:55,203 --> 00:41:57,112 Well, she's a miserable cow sometimes She ain't 555 00:41:57,187 --> 00:41:59,133 She is You don't know her like me 556 00:42:25,451 --> 00:42:28,647 Hey, you look like that man from the-- 557 00:42:28,718 --> 00:42:32,747 Why you stare ? You look like the man from the job center 558 00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:35,822 You better run, 'cause I'm strong like a lion! 559 00:42:37,910 --> 00:42:40,433 Hi, Donna Oh, hello 560 00:42:40,505 --> 00:42:42,506 Um, 561 00:42:42,579 --> 00:42:45,916 I've locked myself out, and Eileen's not back home yet, 562 00:42:45,992 --> 00:42:47,938 so I'm stuck rather 563 00:42:48,011 --> 00:42:51,592 Well, do you wanna come in ? Yes, please 564 00:43:26,073 --> 00:43:28,564 Where's my burger ? They ran out 565 00:43:28,633 --> 00:43:31,258 Eh ? What ? 566 00:43:31,326 --> 00:43:35,399 We'll get off now, eh ? Can't we stay till the end ? 567 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,530 Thank you 568 00:43:43,605 --> 00:43:45,777 Come on 569 00:43:45,848 --> 00:43:47,888 Come on, kids, upstairs 570 00:43:54,780 --> 00:43:57,560 Well, here's to you 571 00:44:02,287 --> 00:44:05,138 Mmm Touch more rum, I think Mmm 572 00:44:05,203 --> 00:44:08,720 Tastes all right to me 573 00:44:22,650 --> 00:44:25,195 You are just fucking kidding me, you 574 00:44:30,131 --> 00:44:32,469 Who the fucking hell do you think you are, knobhead? 575 00:44:32,535 --> 00:44:36,469 What's your fucking problem, son ? I'm sorry, mate 576 00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:38,843 Fucking-- What ? 577 00:44:38,910 --> 00:44:41,944 You cheeky fucking hippie I-- 578 00:44:43,554 --> 00:44:46,047 Fucking let you out, haven't I ? Move it ! 579 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,205 You fucking nugget ! 580 00:44:52,277 --> 00:44:56,371 Well, go on, then Edge out Edge out, lad 581 00:44:58,041 --> 00:45:01,844 Why can't you support someone useful, like, um, Arsenal ? 582 00:45:01,918 --> 00:45:05,084 Well, you support Crystal Palace as well Or Tottenham 583 00:45:05,153 --> 00:45:09,183 I only support Palace 'cause you do, son I never did as a kid, did I ? 584 00:45:09,253 --> 00:45:12,563 Can we get a McDonald's ? 585 00:45:12,639 --> 00:45:14,865 We'll get you something to eat, yeah, don't worry about it 586 00:45:14,899 --> 00:45:18,386 If we pass a McDonald's, I'll get you a McDonald's All right 587 00:45:18,454 --> 00:45:21,361 And if we don't, I'll get you something else Like ? 588 00:45:21,435 --> 00:45:23,477 Like something else Like a pizza or a burger or something 589 00:45:23,547 --> 00:45:25,786 I dunno Whatever Whatever we see 590 00:45:25,854 --> 00:45:27,798 Amazingly straightforward for the team in second place 591 00:45:27,873 --> 00:45:30,876 Watford never looked like recovering from an early charge 592 00:45:30,950 --> 00:45:33,056 in which Stuart McCall scored from 25 yards 593 00:45:33,126 --> 00:45:35,105 And it was only after Lee Mills 594 00:45:42,331 --> 00:45:44,602 So, what do you want ? Burger and chips 595 00:45:44,667 --> 00:45:48,792 Burger and chips Coming in ? No 596 00:45:48,863 --> 00:45:50,873 Come on,Jack Cheer up, eh ? 597 00:45:59,944 --> 00:46:02,824 Yes, please 598 00:46:09,856 --> 00:46:12,476 Bye, Agnes Bye 599 00:46:13,794 --> 00:46:17,213 See you, Ruby See you tomorrow Bye 600 00:46:17,254 --> 00:46:19,166 Yeah, see you tomorrow Yeah 601 00:46:25,905 --> 00:46:28,066 Tell me why 602 00:46:28,131 --> 00:46:31,223 Why would you waste your time 603 00:46:31,294 --> 00:46:33,206 Coming around here 604 00:46:33,279 --> 00:46:37,245 After you let me down Go on 605 00:46:37,319 --> 00:46:39,260 Who, me ? What, dancing ? Yes 606 00:46:39,334 --> 00:46:41,922 Listen, I'm no dancer 607 00:46:46,894 --> 00:46:49,320 Why would you go out that way 608 00:46:49,391 --> 00:46:51,910 Leaving all of your 609 00:46:51,983 --> 00:46:55,282 Love letters on the wall 610 00:46:57,344 --> 00:47:01,179 Leaving was all your call Come on 611 00:47:01,253 --> 00:47:04,386 Well Loving was through 612 00:47:04,456 --> 00:47:06,565 You just had to 613 00:47:06,632 --> 00:47:10,665 Write love letters on the wall 614 00:47:10,736 --> 00:47:15,115 Why are you here tonight causing a scene 615 00:47:15,186 --> 00:47:19,775 I got a brand new life Someone loves me 616 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:24,420 Spreading your rumors around 617 00:47:24,487 --> 00:47:28,165 But all your lies did not work out Did not work out 618 00:47:28,234 --> 00:47:32,098 However what goes around comes around 619 00:47:32,172 --> 00:47:34,153 And your turn will come 620 00:47:34,223 --> 00:47:38,864 With all your love letters on the wall 621 00:47:38,930 --> 00:47:43,113 Yeah Leaving was all your call 622 00:47:43,180 --> 00:47:45,728 Yes, it was Loving was through 623 00:47:45,795 --> 00:47:49,116 Oh, go, Bill, go But you just had to 624 00:47:49,195 --> 00:47:52,577 Love letters on the wall 625 00:47:56,332 --> 00:48:00,778 Listen, Donna I should go, really 626 00:48:00,851 --> 00:48:04,022 I should, uh-- Eileen must be back by now, 627 00:48:04,086 --> 00:48:05,999 so I should go Okay 628 00:48:07,379 --> 00:48:09,788 You come back around 629 00:48:09,896 --> 00:48:13,439 Back around 630 00:48:24,180 --> 00:48:26,549 Hey, Eileen Oi ! 631 00:48:26,618 --> 00:48:28,952 I got locked out 632 00:48:31,291 --> 00:48:33,729 I was locked out 633 00:48:33,802 --> 00:48:37,995 I come back from the shop,. I couldn't get back in 634 00:48:38,057 --> 00:48:39,968 Didn't have the keys See ? 635 00:48:40,045 --> 00:48:44,425 Anyway, here's your shopping 636 00:49:00,172 --> 00:49:03,755 Will you shut that bloody dog up ? 637 00:49:03,821 --> 00:49:06,791 Yeah Okay Okay 638 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:14,389 I know this is bad timing, Molly 639 00:49:14,455 --> 00:49:17,908 I mean, it's never gonna be a good time, is it ? 640 00:49:17,979 --> 00:49:21,495 You know, you're always going on about what a great cook I am 641 00:49:25,258 --> 00:49:28,298 I know this may not seem like the best time to embark on a new career 642 00:49:28,364 --> 00:49:32,627 I mean, I know-- Shit 643 00:49:37,432 --> 00:49:39,343 Hey 644 00:49:40,638 --> 00:49:43,288 You look great 645 00:49:45,473 --> 00:49:47,377 Molly? 646 00:49:51,726 --> 00:49:53,640 So how was work ? 647 00:49:59,607 --> 00:50:01,679 I was-- I was going to tell you 648 00:50:04,638 --> 00:50:07,934 I didn't want you to worry Mm 649 00:50:11,267 --> 00:50:13,194 Molly, come on I'm sorry 650 00:50:13,267 --> 00:50:16,528 I just didn't want to-- 651 00:50:21,047 --> 00:50:25,109 You know what I'm gonna do ? I'm gonna, uh, 652 00:50:25,180 --> 00:50:27,482 I'm gonna-- I'm gonna get some shopping in, okay? 653 00:50:27,550 --> 00:50:30,714 I'm gonna cook us a great meal 654 00:50:30,784 --> 00:50:33,119 We're gonna talk 655 00:50:33,186 --> 00:50:35,644 And we can talk 656 00:50:35,717 --> 00:50:37,616 Moll? 657 00:50:45,336 --> 00:50:48,021 You look-- You look great 658 00:51:14,752 --> 00:51:18,683 Thank you very much Hello, thank you and welcome to Who's Sorry Now, 659 00:51:18,754 --> 00:51:21,724 television's only grudge match where we give two twosomes 660 00:51:21,798 --> 00:51:24,798 the opportunity to air their grievances and settle old scores 661 00:51:24,871 --> 00:51:26,975 Got you a video, Jack 662 00:51:27,048 --> 00:51:29,267 Thanks Have you seen it ? 663 00:51:29,332 --> 00:51:31,310 Yeah It's funny 664 00:51:31,384 --> 00:51:33,297 Yeah ? 665 00:51:33,369 --> 00:51:35,380 I'm just gonna nip out for a while All right 666 00:51:35,451 --> 00:51:38,300 Won't be long See you later Yeah Bye 667 00:51:40,256 --> 00:51:43,324 At the end of each round, our studio audience will vote to decide 668 00:51:43,394 --> 00:51:45,406 who's right and who's wrong 669 00:51:45,476 --> 00:51:49,223 And the loser will have to take their chance on our wheel of shame 670 00:51:49,290 --> 00:51:51,363 Ohh ! 671 00:52:11,112 --> 00:52:13,581 Oh, yes 672 00:52:13,581 --> 00:52:16,515 Hiya 673 00:52:19,354 --> 00:52:22,969 Is your name Nadia ? Oh, please 674 00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,752 - Hi I'm Dan - You bastard, you put on a voice 675 00:52:26,819 --> 00:52:28,764 No, I didn't Yes, you did 676 00:52:28,835 --> 00:52:30,748 No, it's the phone It's one of those-- 677 00:52:30,820 --> 00:52:33,476 It's not the bloody phone It's you It's an anon-- anomaly 678 00:52:38,251 --> 00:52:42,753 This is great What a night we're gonna have 679 00:52:42,820 --> 00:52:45,082 I'm not gonna spend the night with you Why not ? 680 00:52:45,150 --> 00:52:47,454 You know why not - How are ya ? 681 00:52:47,519 --> 00:52:50,370 I'm all right, actually I'm fine How are you ? 682 00:52:50,431 --> 00:52:52,803 I'm all right What are you up to ? 683 00:52:52,867 --> 00:52:55,392 Well, you're looking splendid I do, don't I ? 684 00:52:55,465 --> 00:52:57,407 Where'd you get that ? The ring ? 685 00:52:57,481 --> 00:52:59,394 No, no, the suit The suit ? 686 00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:01,412 Yeah The suit shop 687 00:53:01,486 --> 00:53:03,397 Suits "R" Us I got it from 688 00:53:06,032 --> 00:53:08,353 How long have you been in this game ? 689 00:53:08,419 --> 00:53:11,135 It's not a game You know, the Lonely Hearts thing 690 00:53:11,202 --> 00:53:13,208 I haven't been doing it very long at all 691 00:53:13,281 --> 00:53:15,193 I bet you've been doing it for years 692 00:53:15,270 --> 00:53:18,499 First time As I said on the phone, this is my first time 693 00:53:18,570 --> 00:53:20,806 I don't believe you 694 00:53:20,875 --> 00:53:22,818 You-- You never trusted me, did you ? 695 00:53:22,891 --> 00:53:25,259 Anyway, what's this thing about estate management ? 696 00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:27,661 Well, you know, I used to have an estate-- 697 00:53:27,729 --> 00:53:30,098 a Vauxhall estate Oh, stop it 698 00:53:30,164 --> 00:53:32,298 And you said you had a BMW I have got a BMW 699 00:53:32,367 --> 00:53:34,557 No, you haven't No I have got a BMW I have I have 700 00:53:34,627 --> 00:53:38,405 What happened to, um, 701 00:53:38,467 --> 00:53:41,790 um, 702 00:53:41,864 --> 00:53:44,103 Lawrence ? You know it wasn't Lawrence 703 00:53:44,171 --> 00:53:46,083 What was his name ? It was Ryan 704 00:53:46,156 --> 00:53:49,094 Ryan What happened to Ryan ? Mind your own business 705 00:53:49,170 --> 00:53:51,820 I'm only asking Jesus, it's not an odd question to ask 706 00:53:51,888 --> 00:53:54,096 I haven't seen you for ages What happened to him ? 707 00:53:54,164 --> 00:53:56,338 Why do you always try and be funny ? 708 00:53:56,409 --> 00:53:58,972 It's better than trying not to be funny, isn't it ? 709 00:53:59,041 --> 00:54:03,781 Don't be putting your coat on That's not polite, is it ? I'm not staying 710 00:54:03,847 --> 00:54:06,337 Why ? Why ? You know why This is ridiculous 711 00:54:06,411 --> 00:54:08,419 I can't have a drink with you Why not ? 712 00:54:08,491 --> 00:54:10,598 We're just old friends having a drink together We're not old friends 713 00:54:10,670 --> 00:54:13,870 Revise that statement Okay, I'm old, and you're not 714 00:54:13,968 --> 00:54:16,176 Why are you leaving ? I've got somewhere else to go now 715 00:54:16,245 --> 00:54:18,251 Somewhere else to go ? You meeting someone else ? 716 00:54:18,326 --> 00:54:21,707 You're double-dating me Ah, that's not nice, is it ? 717 00:54:21,784 --> 00:54:24,580 Oh, don't leave Come on You're incredible 718 00:54:24,645 --> 00:54:27,134 It's only early Don't leave You really are incredible 719 00:54:27,207 --> 00:54:29,117 I couldn't believe it I'll tell Debbie 720 00:54:29,195 --> 00:54:32,328 You will not If you tell Debbie, I'll wring your bloody neck 721 00:54:32,397 --> 00:54:35,980 Okay At least there'll be physical contact 722 00:57:12,914 --> 00:57:15,633 Was that enough done for you ? Yeah It was really nice 723 00:57:15,703 --> 00:57:18,367 Did you like it ? Yeah It was great 724 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:21,882 It's the only thing I make, so-- Well, I'm glad you made it for me It was great 725 00:57:21,957 --> 00:57:26,181 Great Phew Yeah 726 00:57:36,305 --> 00:57:40,141 Neighbors are quite noisy, aren't they ? 727 00:57:40,213 --> 00:57:43,232 Do they do tap dancing or something ? 728 00:59:11,894 --> 00:59:15,343 I can't stand you 729 00:59:23,532 --> 00:59:29,068 With lots of-- It was a sort of nightclub party for my sister's birthday 730 00:59:29,136 --> 00:59:33,198 Mm-hmm And we just got chatting away, really 731 00:59:33,269 --> 00:59:38,489 I mean, I've known him for years, but something sort of happened, and-- 732 00:59:38,553 --> 00:59:42,134 Had you fancied him before-- 733 00:59:52,304 --> 00:59:58,125 - When you've a chance, pint here, please 734 00:59:58,199 --> 01:00:00,402 All right Elaine, I know your name 735 01:00:00,472 --> 01:00:04,305 I bet you say that to all the girls It drives me insane, Elaine 736 01:00:04,380 --> 01:00:08,476 Oh, can you make me tame, Elaine ? What time are you finishing ? 737 01:00:08,545 --> 01:00:11,295 Not till after 1..00 After 1 :00 ? I'll be here after 1 :00 738 01:00:11,363 --> 01:00:13,766 Will ya ? I'll have to sit that side of the bar Yeah 739 01:00:13,870 --> 01:00:18,318 - Five past 1 :00 I'll be here 740 01:00:18,385 --> 01:00:23,510 And then she sings to him that old little love song 741 01:00:23,576 --> 01:00:26,874 It's the song she learned Is that it, Dan ? 742 01:00:26,940 --> 01:00:29,976 Is that it, Dan ? Anything else ? 743 01:00:30,048 --> 01:00:33,728 Eh-- 744 01:00:33,798 --> 01:00:37,432 Where are you going now ? Where are you taking me ? 745 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:40,903 I don't know Somewhere nice Yeah Wherever 746 01:00:40,979 --> 01:00:44,910 Oh, let us go to the banks of the ocean 747 01:00:48,955 --> 01:00:54,395 On the boat I used to be a man 748 01:00:54,465 --> 01:00:59,357 Now, dear Margaret 749 01:00:59,429 --> 01:01:03,720 You know, you never told me where you're from Dublin 750 01:01:05,426 --> 01:01:09,138 It beats London I'm not a fan of London at all 751 01:01:11,545 --> 01:01:15,030 Do you think you'll go back there to live ? 752 01:01:15,102 --> 01:01:17,110 Dublin ? Yeah 753 01:01:17,185 --> 01:01:20,318 Eh Yeah, maybe 754 01:01:21,828 --> 01:01:24,453 I don't know 755 01:01:24,517 --> 01:01:27,480 I haven't made up me mind, really 756 01:01:30,455 --> 01:01:34,069 I'm not great at makin' plans, ya know? 757 01:01:39,226 --> 01:01:43,031 Yeah I should go, really, 'cause I'm working tomorrow 758 01:01:43,106 --> 01:01:45,085 Oh Right 759 01:01:46,408 --> 01:01:49,376 Yeah I should go 760 01:01:49,450 --> 01:01:52,226 That's it 761 01:02:04,865 --> 01:02:09,572 Will you be all right, or do you want me to call you a cab ? Um-- 762 01:02:09,638 --> 01:02:13,255 Um, well, I'll get a bus 763 01:02:13,322 --> 01:02:15,691 Okay 764 01:02:28,354 --> 01:02:32,134 Can I ring you, Tim ? Yeah Sure 765 01:02:33,799 --> 01:02:35,714 Okay 766 01:02:38,639 --> 01:02:40,616 Skirt 767 01:02:40,683 --> 01:02:42,940 All right Take care Yeah 768 01:02:43,006 --> 01:02:44,914 Bye-bye I'll see ya, yeah ? 769 01:02:44,990 --> 01:02:46,899 Okay 770 01:03:30,932 --> 01:03:34,521 Would you like a cigarette ? Sorry ? 771 01:03:34,592 --> 01:03:36,537 Here Have a cigarette Sorry 772 01:03:36,609 --> 01:03:40,387 You don't want a cigarette ? Are you enjoying that beer ? 773 01:03:40,453 --> 01:03:43,041 What ? You didn't even open it Here 774 01:03:43,111 --> 01:03:45,801 It's all right No 775 01:06:24,929 --> 01:06:27,224 Oh, shit 776 01:06:30,510 --> 01:06:32,488 Fuck 777 01:06:37,142 --> 01:06:41,076 Hello ? Debbie ? It's me 778 01:06:41,145 --> 01:06:44,498 Fuck's sake, Molly, what is it ? 779 01:06:44,574 --> 01:06:48,289 Eddie's gone What do you mean ? 780 01:06:48,354 --> 01:06:53,257 Eddie We had a fight He's not come home Oh, Molly-- 781 01:06:53,330 --> 01:06:57,390 All right, darling I don't know what to do 782 01:06:57,462 --> 01:07:02,203 Listen, Molly, listen I'm meetin' Nad at 1 2:00, caf 783 01:07:02,263 --> 01:07:05,465 Yeah ? You wanna come for coffee, yeah ? 784 01:07:05,531 --> 01:07:08,438 Um, yeah 785 01:07:08,512 --> 01:07:12,313 Yeah All right I gotta go, Molly 786 01:07:12,388 --> 01:07:15,806 Bye All right Bye 787 01:07:15,876 --> 01:07:18,313 For fuck's sake 788 01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:27,958 Ohh Poor darling 789 01:08:31,276 --> 01:08:33,625 Excuse me 790 01:08:45,443 --> 01:08:47,750 Hi Hi 791 01:09:07,780 --> 01:09:10,596 Let's listen to the prophets that God rises up, 792 01:09:10,662 --> 01:09:14,822 as we are shown through their messages 793 01:09:14,922 --> 01:09:18,087 our sins, our shortcomings 794 01:09:18,157 --> 01:09:22,812 And so we thank God for not leaving us in our slumber, 795 01:09:22,913 --> 01:09:27,452 but awakening us, awakening us to our true condition 796 01:09:27,523 --> 01:09:31,387 And yet, the messages of the prophets 797 01:09:31,459 --> 01:09:34,428 are not all doom and gloom 798 01:09:34,505 --> 01:09:38,631 I wanna take you home 799 01:09:41,069 --> 01:09:44,937 - I wanna be with you - You might be my girlfriend 800 01:09:51,746 --> 01:09:54,814 Franklyn, aren't you out of there yet ? 801 01:09:57,706 --> 01:10:01,603 Franklyn-- Get out ! 802 01:10:09,203 --> 01:10:11,785 You might be my girlfriend 803 01:10:11,855 --> 01:10:14,875 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah 804 01:10:26,666 --> 01:10:29,574 - You can't get it - Franklyn! 805 01:10:29,648 --> 01:10:33,481 Do I come into your room ? No What are you doing in mine ? Can you leave ? 806 01:10:34,583 --> 01:10:36,616 Bye-bye Bye-bye 807 01:10:36,692 --> 01:10:39,673 What's wrong with you, huh ? Nothing 808 01:10:39,749 --> 01:10:43,045 You want to know what I think ? No, but you're gonna tell me anyway 809 01:10:43,110 --> 01:10:45,697 I think it's wrong for you to bottle up things the way that you do 810 01:10:45,770 --> 01:10:49,319 Well, I wish I could be just like you 811 01:10:49,389 --> 01:10:54,348 You are so secretive, Franklyn, It's like having a stranger living in my house 812 01:10:54,419 --> 01:10:58,099 - Total stranger - Okay Fine 813 01:11:10,827 --> 01:11:13,250 - Get out ! 814 01:11:13,325 --> 01:11:16,876 Can you leave those, plea-- Can you lea-- 815 01:11:30,858 --> 01:11:34,855 I don't wanna know the details of your bloody laundry 816 01:11:36,331 --> 01:11:38,859 My head's spinning Is it ? 817 01:11:38,928 --> 01:11:41,201 Yeah You taking anything ? 818 01:11:41,266 --> 01:11:43,180 No 819 01:11:43,252 --> 01:11:46,804 It's disgusting, that cigarette smoke 820 01:11:46,905 --> 01:11:49,625 Sorry, Molly Can't help it 821 01:11:49,693 --> 01:11:53,729 You sometimes smoke What are you talkin' about ? You're a party smoker 822 01:11:53,802 --> 01:11:56,618 Have you told her yet, Molly ? What ? 823 01:11:56,685 --> 01:11:59,270 Eddie's left her What ? Shut up 824 01:11:59,341 --> 01:12:01,253 Eddie's left her She doesn't care 825 01:12:01,331 --> 01:12:03,272 She does care She doesn't care 826 01:12:03,345 --> 01:12:06,994 Are you being serious ? She phoned me at 7:30 this morning to tell me 827 01:12:07,061 --> 01:12:09,685 Is this true ? Yeah, it's true 828 01:12:09,753 --> 01:12:14,033 - What happened ? - He quit his job He didn't tell me He lied to me 829 01:12:14,107 --> 01:12:16,975 I came home I confronted him about it He fucked off 830 01:12:17,047 --> 01:12:19,423 Has he called yet ? No He hasn't called 831 01:12:19,499 --> 01:12:23,048 Fuck's sake What are you laughing at ? 832 01:12:23,117 --> 01:12:25,358 What is so funny ? I'm sorry 833 01:12:25,424 --> 01:12:28,244 What is so funny? It's funny to you, is it ? Molly-- 834 01:12:28,307 --> 01:12:31,126 Probably just fed up, Molly Fed up with what ? 835 01:12:31,190 --> 01:12:33,431 I dunno Probably just worried about the baby 836 01:12:33,497 --> 01:12:36,346 She always takes the man's side She always does No, no 837 01:12:36,416 --> 01:12:39,647 She's not-- She's not-- Don't try and defend her You don't know either 838 01:12:39,713 --> 01:12:42,289 - Bloody hell - You don't know what it's like 839 01:12:45,164 --> 01:12:50,439 It's not fucking funny I know I'm sorry I'm really sorry 840 01:12:54,074 --> 01:12:57,684 Nadia ? - I feel sick 841 01:13:02,015 --> 01:13:05,052 Oh, Molly Fuck's sake 842 01:13:06,623 --> 01:13:09,872 Oh, Molly, don't cry 843 01:13:09,937 --> 01:13:13,452 Fuck's sake What's wrong with this bloody family? 844 01:13:13,524 --> 01:13:16,725 What are you crying for, Molly? 845 01:13:18,230 --> 01:13:21,466 It's not that bad, darlin' 846 01:13:21,533 --> 01:13:24,187 Do you want a tissue ? 847 01:13:24,255 --> 01:13:28,002 I don't know if I've got one 848 01:13:29,604 --> 01:13:32,492 Look at your hair, Molly What a mess ! 849 01:13:34,449 --> 01:13:37,172 Oh, shit Rain 850 01:13:39,576 --> 01:13:43,859 Debbie ? I-- Yeah ? 851 01:13:43,931 --> 01:13:47,067 Eh ? What is it ? What ? I feel really weird 852 01:13:47,134 --> 01:13:50,170 - I feel-- - Oh, my God 853 01:13:54,725 --> 01:13:58,634 You're having a baby, darling Hold on, right ? 854 01:13:58,710 --> 01:14:01,393 Oh, God It's all right I'll go get a taxi for you, right ? 855 01:14:01,462 --> 01:14:03,372 Shit 856 01:14:05,499 --> 01:14:08,567 Bloody hell Come on, taxi 857 01:14:09,789 --> 01:14:12,250 Shit 858 01:14:16,036 --> 01:14:20,447 Fucking hell She's all right She's having a baby I just gotta get a taxi 859 01:15:00,644 --> 01:15:05,429 Get dressed, Darren We gotta get out of the room by 2..00 860 01:15:05,556 --> 01:15:07,982 This is the control room of VR1 , 861 01:15:08,057 --> 01:15:11,437 the world's first ride combining head-mounted display virtual reality-- 862 01:15:11,512 --> 01:15:14,464 Can I speak to your dad for a minute ? Huh ? 863 01:15:14,540 --> 01:15:18,052 He's just gone down to the fish and chip shop All right 864 01:15:18,125 --> 01:15:21,064 Listen I'm at the hospital Molly's having a baby Oh, is she ? 865 01:15:21,134 --> 01:15:24,683 Yeah So I don't think we'll make bonfire tonight, darling 866 01:15:24,753 --> 01:15:27,724 Oh Can't help it, Jack 867 01:15:27,797 --> 01:15:32,307 You might have to stay there with your dad, all right ? Yeah 868 01:15:51,897 --> 01:15:55,160 I was-- I was just wondering what you're doing 869 01:15:55,226 --> 01:15:58,774 Well, you know, I mean, later 870 01:15:58,877 --> 01:16:03,812 Uh, if you haven't got any plans, you could come over maybe 871 01:16:03,883 --> 01:16:07,464 Um, yeah That'd be great 872 01:16:07,537 --> 01:16:10,126 Yeah ? Uh-huh 873 01:16:10,193 --> 01:16:15,795 Right Um, well, I'll see you around 7:00, yeah ? 874 01:16:15,863 --> 01:16:18,617 Okay Yeah Great You've got the address ? 875 01:16:18,683 --> 01:16:21,054 Yeah Great Then, I'll see you later 876 01:16:21,117 --> 01:16:23,708 All right Bye 877 01:16:48,131 --> 01:16:50,999 She's in the middle of a contraction now 878 01:16:51,075 --> 01:16:54,438 Thank you 879 01:16:54,514 --> 01:16:59,272 Aw Okay Okay, Molly Come on 880 01:16:59,350 --> 01:17:01,873 You're doing really good Look at me Look at me, Molly 881 01:17:01,943 --> 01:17:06,485 In through your nose and out through your mouth Oh, my God 882 01:17:06,558 --> 01:17:11,102 Slowly That's it That's it That's it Debbie, I can't do this 883 01:17:11,168 --> 01:17:14,849 You're doing fine You're doing fine You're right 884 01:17:14,917 --> 01:17:18,475 That's beautiful Well done Well done Clever girl 885 01:17:18,548 --> 01:17:21,101 'Course it hurts a little, Molly That's lovely 886 01:19:07,012 --> 01:19:09,380 Debbie ? 887 01:19:09,446 --> 01:19:13,377 This is the Royal Pavilion, one of the elite hotels on the island-- 888 01:19:13,449 --> 01:19:17,382 You have to wonder, why oil? 889 01:19:17,453 --> 01:19:19,594 with any of the great cities of Europe, 890 01:19:19,662 --> 01:19:22,300 and it didn't get where it is today by thinking small 891 01:19:38,124 --> 01:19:40,613 Hiya, Nad What are you doing here ? 892 01:19:40,684 --> 01:19:43,144 Uh, you haven't seen our Jack, have you ? No Why ? 893 01:19:43,218 --> 01:19:45,934 Uh, I just been 'round to your Debbie's, and there was no one in there, 894 01:19:46,004 --> 01:19:47,927 so I thought he might have come 'round here 895 01:19:47,999 --> 01:19:50,491 It says "welcome" Can I come in ? 896 01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,472 Yeah 897 01:19:52,546 --> 01:19:55,518 How are ya ? I'm all right What's going on ? 898 01:19:55,589 --> 01:20:01,224 Nothin' I was just lookin' forJack I was meant to drive him back 899 01:20:01,291 --> 01:20:06,153 to Debbie's today, and, um, when I woke up, he wasn't there 900 01:20:06,224 --> 01:20:08,592 What ? So you haven't seen him today at all ? 901 01:20:08,658 --> 01:20:12,735 Both of us were asleep-- You haven't seen him since last night ? 902 01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:16,601 No, but he was there, you know what I mean ? Oh, bloody hell 903 01:20:16,677 --> 01:20:19,677 Anyway, how are ya ? Did you have a good time last night ? 904 01:20:19,751 --> 01:20:22,622 Nad, it's no big deal, you know what I mean ? I don't know why you're getting so annoyed 905 01:20:22,699 --> 01:20:25,928 All's I need to know is what park the bonfire thingy is in 906 01:22:43,822 --> 01:22:47,020 Help ! Shut up! 907 01:22:49,619 --> 01:22:52,940 Help! Help! 908 01:22:53,015 --> 01:22:56,246 Shut up! 909 01:22:56,314 --> 01:23:00,597 Get off! Get off! 910 01:23:50,147 --> 01:23:52,484 Shit 911 01:23:55,431 --> 01:23:58,861 So what's next, then, Nad ? I'm gonna ring the police 912 01:23:58,931 --> 01:24:02,034 Fuckin' genius idea 913 01:24:02,099 --> 01:24:07,061 What's wrong with that ? Have you got a better suggestion, then ? 914 01:24:07,133 --> 01:24:10,398 It's all right, Molly All right 915 01:24:10,463 --> 01:24:15,968 Debbie Phillips ? Telephone call 916 01:24:16,037 --> 01:24:20,162 That'll be Eddie, darling 917 01:24:20,233 --> 01:24:22,671 I told you he'd come 918 01:24:22,739 --> 01:24:25,132 It's her first baby Oh, she'll be fine 919 01:24:25,207 --> 01:24:28,626 It's just there All right Thanks, darling Hello ? 920 01:24:28,700 --> 01:24:31,156 Hello, Mum ? Hello, Jack What you phoning for ? 921 01:24:31,230 --> 01:24:36,187 I'm at the police station What ? What the fuck you doing there ? 922 01:24:36,258 --> 01:24:39,130 I got mugged Oh, fuck's sake, Jack ! 923 01:24:39,205 --> 01:24:41,157 - I can't bloody believe this Where's your dad ? - I dunno 924 01:24:41,157 --> 01:24:42,268 - I can't bloody believe this Where's your dad ? - I dunno 925 01:24:42,342 --> 01:24:44,732 I think he's at the pub Bloody hell 926 01:24:44,809 --> 01:24:47,219 Listen, Jack Don't bloody move Just stay there, right ? 927 01:24:47,291 --> 01:24:49,229 Yeah Okay Mummy's coming, darling 928 01:24:49,302 --> 01:24:51,989 Okay Um, Giles ? 929 01:24:52,056 --> 01:24:55,059 Yeah ? Can I meet you in resus ? Can we go to resus, lad ? 930 01:24:55,130 --> 01:24:57,753 His name's Eddie Eddie ? Hello, Eddie 931 01:24:57,824 --> 01:25:00,160 There's quite a lot of damage to the motorcycle as well 932 01:25:00,224 --> 01:25:03,358 Just gonna cut your trousers 933 01:25:03,430 --> 01:25:07,687 He should phone home His girlfriend's pregnant Could you just hold-- 934 01:25:07,752 --> 01:25:10,439 Breath Hold the breath 935 01:25:10,506 --> 01:25:13,356 Push down on your bottom, like you're on the loo 936 01:25:13,432 --> 01:25:17,777 Come on, sweetheart That's it Well done Keep it coming 937 01:25:37,818 --> 01:25:41,300 Right Will you tell her we're on our way? Thanks Bye 938 01:25:41,372 --> 01:25:43,546 Bye-bye 939 01:25:43,616 --> 01:25:46,716 What's going on ? Molly's started, and she's on her own 940 01:25:48,099 --> 01:25:51,451 Where's Eddie ? It's Eddie I don't know 941 01:25:51,528 --> 01:25:55,143 Eh ? He's useless I never liked him 942 01:25:55,211 --> 01:25:58,563 That's right That's right You never liked anyone, did you ? 943 01:25:58,638 --> 01:26:02,074 Always carping, eh ? Always finding fault 944 01:26:02,146 --> 01:26:05,372 It's never your fault, is it ? 945 01:26:07,904 --> 01:26:10,720 That's why Darren left 946 01:26:10,787 --> 01:26:14,655 'Cause he couldn't stand living with you, that's why he left 947 01:26:50,676 --> 01:26:54,071 Come on 948 01:27:06,955 --> 01:27:09,833 Now boarding on Platform seven, 949 01:27:09,904 --> 01:27:13,256 the Virgin train service to Manchester Piccadilly, calling at Stoke-on-Trent-- 950 01:27:13,331 --> 01:27:16,266 I'm just gonna make a phone call, all right ? Yeah ? 951 01:27:16,337 --> 01:27:20,318 Yeah One second I'll sit down We've got reserved seats 952 01:27:33,935 --> 01:27:37,653 Bill and Eileen can't answer your call right now, 953 01:27:37,718 --> 01:27:42,343 but if you would like to leave a message, we'll get back to you as soon as we can 954 01:27:42,408 --> 01:27:45,954 Please speak after the beep 955 01:27:46,024 --> 01:27:50,817 Hi It's Darren Uh, just to say hi, I'm fine 956 01:27:50,894 --> 01:27:54,724 Bye 957 01:27:59,830 --> 01:28:02,996 He's there 958 01:28:03,063 --> 01:28:05,931 All right,Jack ? 959 01:28:06,003 --> 01:28:09,123 Hello ? Can I help ? I'm his father 960 01:28:09,192 --> 01:28:12,608 Yeah Would you like to come over here, please ? Just talkin' to him In a sec 961 01:28:12,682 --> 01:28:16,517 Okay, darling ? Woman just said you got mugged, eh ? 962 01:28:16,590 --> 01:28:19,463 What happened? What did they do to you ? 963 01:28:19,539 --> 01:28:24,242 I was watching the fireworks, and they came up to me and took my wallet and bag 964 01:28:24,311 --> 01:28:27,217 Where's your mum ? She's coming 965 01:28:27,290 --> 01:28:30,490 Jack, don't be crying You've managed to get hold of her, have you ? 966 01:28:30,555 --> 01:28:33,283 Where is she ? At the hospital 967 01:28:33,352 --> 01:28:35,494 Did these lads hurt you ? With Molly 968 01:28:35,563 --> 01:28:38,694 So Molly's having her baby ? Brilliant 969 01:28:38,766 --> 01:28:42,280 That's something, eh ? You're gonna have a cousin, eh ? 970 01:28:45,684 --> 01:28:48,691 Where the fuck have you been, eh ? Come on, darlin' 971 01:28:48,762 --> 01:28:51,029 Let's take you home Eh ? Is it Mrs Phillips ? 972 01:28:51,098 --> 01:28:53,044 Yeah Yeah Can I have a word? 973 01:28:53,117 --> 01:28:55,836 I'm his mum Has Jack ever run away before ? 974 01:28:55,899 --> 01:28:59,011 No He's supposed to be looking after him, isn't he ? 975 01:28:59,082 --> 01:29:02,632 Mrs Phillips, I'm just asking you a question I was at hospital 976 01:29:02,704 --> 01:29:06,766 It's not our concern He was on his own You all right, darling ? 977 01:29:06,836 --> 01:29:10,154 If he ends up here again, we'll be onto the Social Can I take him home, yeah ? 978 01:29:10,231 --> 01:29:14,261 Yes, please And make sure you look after him now Yes, I will Come on 979 01:29:14,330 --> 01:29:18,076 Coming, Nadia ? Shit 980 01:29:18,144 --> 01:29:21,583 Debbie, I'll give you a lift home, yeah ? Just fuck off, Dan, eh ? 981 01:29:21,656 --> 01:29:25,423 Debbie, I'll give youse a lift 982 01:29:25,489 --> 01:29:28,523 No Fuck off! What are you shoutin' at me for ? 983 01:29:28,592 --> 01:29:32,659 - Will you fucking grow up ? - You don't even know what fucking well happened ! 984 01:29:32,725 --> 01:29:38,163 - You don't deserve to have a kid, Dan! Fucking prick! - Oh, behave! 985 01:29:38,232 --> 01:29:40,726 Listen to someone for once ! 986 01:29:58,743 --> 01:30:01,647 Keep it coming, darling Keep it coming 987 01:30:01,724 --> 01:30:05,949 Little push Okay Okay 988 01:30:06,015 --> 01:30:10,273 Little push Little push Little push 989 01:30:10,338 --> 01:30:14,121 Okay Big breath, Molly Big breath 990 01:30:14,191 --> 01:30:17,809 Come on Come on, Molly No, no, no ! 991 01:30:17,879 --> 01:30:21,077 Don't waste the pushes Come on Don't waste the pushes 992 01:30:21,144 --> 01:30:23,799 Okay Okay ? Okay ? 993 01:30:23,866 --> 01:30:27,932 Okay? You've got a contraction 994 01:30:30,339 --> 01:30:33,856 Push Push Keep it coming 995 01:30:33,955 --> 01:30:37,326 Give me a push Give me a push 996 01:30:37,399 --> 01:30:40,976 Big push Big push down in your bottom 997 01:30:41,045 --> 01:30:44,366 Just breathe Just breathe 998 01:30:44,439 --> 01:30:49,265 Long push in your bottom, in your bottom That's it, Work with me 999 01:30:49,341 --> 01:30:53,144 That's it That's it That's it Come out, darling 1000 01:30:53,219 --> 01:30:55,706 Well done 1001 01:30:55,782 --> 01:30:59,812 Oh, God Oh, God Oh-- Well done, darling 1002 01:30:59,913 --> 01:31:02,676 Okay Okay Okay Okay Okay 1003 01:31:02,742 --> 01:31:05,162 It's a girl It's a girl, Molly, yeah ? 1004 01:31:05,237 --> 01:31:08,474 Molly, what I'd like for you to do now is just to turn over 1005 01:31:08,539 --> 01:31:11,891 so we can deliver the afterbirth, yeah ? 1006 01:31:11,967 --> 01:31:15,001 Come on, darling Come on 1007 01:31:15,073 --> 01:31:18,208 Turn over for me Turn over Be careful 1008 01:31:18,279 --> 01:31:20,832 Just lift your leg, yeah ? 1009 01:31:20,903 --> 01:31:24,386 Take your time Take your time Be careful 1010 01:31:24,456 --> 01:31:28,716 That's it That's it Lovely 1011 01:31:33,466 --> 01:31:36,604 Oh, God 1012 01:31:36,673 --> 01:31:42,392 Oh, sh, sh, sh, sh 1013 01:31:42,468 --> 01:31:45,989 Oh, sweetie, oh 1014 01:31:49,740 --> 01:31:53,810 Hello Hello Hello 1015 01:31:53,880 --> 01:31:56,820 Oh Sh 1016 01:31:57,885 --> 01:32:00,279 Molly? 1017 01:32:00,350 --> 01:32:04,065 Molly It's Eddie Pick up the phone 1018 01:32:04,133 --> 01:32:07,267 Molly, if you're there, will you pick up the phone ? 1019 01:32:07,336 --> 01:32:10,436 I'm sorry, okay ? Just pick up the phone 1020 01:32:13,102 --> 01:32:16,035 Hello ? 1021 01:32:26,338 --> 01:32:29,158 Hello, love Molly ? 1022 01:32:29,222 --> 01:32:32,073 Hi, Mum Oh, hi 1023 01:32:32,138 --> 01:32:34,855 How are you, darling ? 1024 01:32:37,356 --> 01:32:39,660 You all right, love ? Uh-huh 1025 01:32:39,727 --> 01:32:42,201 Clever girl 1026 01:32:42,272 --> 01:32:45,953 Oh, she's-- She looks a bit cold Let's give Mummy a cuddle 1027 01:32:46,020 --> 01:32:48,952 Hello There you go, Molly 1028 01:32:49,025 --> 01:32:52,710 Oh, hello Oh There you go There's a little girl 1029 01:32:52,777 --> 01:32:56,674 - Just keep her nicely wrapped up - What you gonna call her ? 1030 01:32:56,747 --> 01:32:59,206 Alice 1031 01:32:59,277 --> 01:33:02,314 Hello, Alice Alice 1032 01:33:13,862 --> 01:33:16,797 That's her there Molly ! Molly ! 1033 01:33:16,871 --> 01:33:19,778 God 1034 01:33:21,354 --> 01:33:24,710 Ohh Can you just-- What happened? 1035 01:33:24,786 --> 01:33:27,723 I-- I had a bit of an accident 1036 01:33:27,795 --> 01:33:30,001 - Can you just leave us for a couple of minutes ? - Shall I take Alice ? 1037 01:33:30,070 --> 01:33:33,082 No It's all right Don't be too long It's very drafty 1038 01:33:33,152 --> 01:33:35,390 - Mum, it's fine - You sure ? 1039 01:33:35,461 --> 01:33:38,398 Yeah, I am sure Thank you All right Show us where things are, then ? 1040 01:33:38,472 --> 01:33:40,383 Yeah Give us a shout, Molly 1041 01:33:40,457 --> 01:33:43,720 All right I'll come and get you I shan't be far away 1042 01:33:45,385 --> 01:33:48,456 Where the fuck have you been ? 1043 01:33:53,905 --> 01:33:57,408 I don't know what happened, Moll I just-- I-- 1044 01:34:01,668 --> 01:34:03,710 I just panicked 1045 01:34:05,990 --> 01:34:08,678 I just freaked out 1046 01:34:11,407 --> 01:34:14,184 Is she okay ? 1047 01:34:19,574 --> 01:34:22,492 She's perfect 1048 01:34:22,565 --> 01:34:26,011 Aren't you ? Yes, you are, darling 1049 01:34:26,083 --> 01:34:28,987 What about you ? Are you all right ? 1050 01:34:30,793 --> 01:34:33,896 Yeah I'm all right 1051 01:34:46,921 --> 01:34:50,712 Molly, can I have-- have a look at her ? 1052 01:34:50,791 --> 01:34:55,494 She's sleeping Come on I just want to see her face 1053 01:35:03,250 --> 01:35:05,774 Can you see her ? 1054 01:35:13,643 --> 01:35:15,979 Alice 1055 01:35:19,021 --> 01:35:22,124 Like in Wonderland 1056 01:35:43,375 --> 01:35:46,187 All right, darling ? 1057 01:35:46,252 --> 01:35:49,738 You had me fucking worried for a minute, Jack 1058 01:35:49,814 --> 01:35:53,524 Eh ? Come here, darling 1059 01:35:56,056 --> 01:36:00,336 Feel a little sick, do you ? Bet you do Mm-h'm 1060 01:36:03,017 --> 01:36:05,990 Your dad's a fucking idiot, isn't he ? 1061 01:36:18,744 --> 01:36:22,812 He loves you really, darling Just stupid sometimes 1062 01:36:22,876 --> 01:36:25,022 You know ? 1063 01:36:41,816 --> 01:36:45,020 You have one message Message one 1064 01:36:47,648 --> 01:36:51,912 It's Darren Uh, just to say hi, I'm fine 1065 01:36:54,128 --> 01:36:57,705 Bye 1066 01:37:01,239 --> 01:37:04,981 End of message You have one message 1067 01:37:05,050 --> 01:37:09,590 Message one 1068 01:37:09,662 --> 01:37:13,213 It's Darren Uh, just to say hi, I'm fine 1069 01:37:15,525 --> 01:37:20,719 Bye 1070 01:37:54,527 --> 01:37:58,940 Yeah Toast Toast with cheese on top Your favorite 1071 01:37:59,011 --> 01:38:01,601 Eh ? Yeah 1072 01:39:00,797 --> 01:39:02,770 Dad ! 1073 01:39:08,133 --> 01:39:11,035 Hello Hello, love 1074 01:39:11,110 --> 01:39:13,089 Hello 1075 01:39:17,359 --> 01:39:20,700 Nice to see you, eh ? And you Are you all right ? 1076 01:39:20,777 --> 01:39:22,931 Yeah Of course I'm all right Good 1077 01:39:23,001 --> 01:39:25,653 Um, did you hear about-- 1078 01:39:25,728 --> 01:39:28,829 Baby girl, yeah 1079 01:39:28,899 --> 01:39:32,477 Yeah Yeah Makes me a bloody grandfather again 1080 01:39:34,564 --> 01:39:38,846 - Um, Darren called - Did he ? 1081 01:39:38,950 --> 01:39:41,674 Well, he didn't speak much He just left a message on the machine, 1082 01:39:41,740 --> 01:39:44,328 but he seemed happy enough 1083 01:39:44,401 --> 01:39:47,614 Good Yeah 1084 01:39:47,678 --> 01:39:51,225 I've just given your mum a lift to the hospital 1085 01:39:54,052 --> 01:39:57,852 Anyway-- Bill ? Bill, uh, 1086 01:39:57,925 --> 01:39:59,933 I thought that might help 1087 01:40:00,008 --> 01:40:04,038 Yeah Thanks Very good There's a page here-- I marked the page 1088 01:40:06,382 --> 01:40:08,717 It's brilliant, yeah Yeah 1089 01:40:08,785 --> 01:40:10,726 Hello Hi 1090 01:40:10,798 --> 01:40:15,706 - You two know each other ? - Yeah - No 1091 01:40:15,775 --> 01:40:19,460 Well, make your minds up 1092 01:40:19,527 --> 01:40:24,201 Listen, I just popped by to say hello Better get off to work 1093 01:40:24,269 --> 01:40:26,570 All right, then I'll see you soon, Dad 1094 01:40:26,638 --> 01:40:30,635 Yeah I have to, uh-- Sure See ya 1095 01:40:30,704 --> 01:40:33,196 Look in again 1096 01:40:33,267 --> 01:40:36,517 When your mum's in next time, eh ? She's dyin'to see ya 1097 01:40:36,586 --> 01:40:38,784 All right 1098 01:40:43,428 --> 01:40:47,909 How are you ? Not too bad 1099 01:40:49,990 --> 01:40:52,481 How's work ? Greasy 1100 01:40:52,553 --> 01:40:55,173 Greasy ? Yeah ? I like your hair 1101 01:40:55,245 --> 01:40:57,864 Oh, thanks Oh, be careful 1102 01:40:57,900 --> 01:41:05,864 By RED5 83171

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