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Tonight on Part 2

of "The Real Housewives
of Rhode Island" Reunion...

There's a rumor circulating
online saying that

Kelsey may have been an escort.

I've never sold any of my holes
for money.

The men of "Rhode Island"
are gonna join us.

You've gotta tell Rulla
everything.

Did Brian tell you that Liz
was with another man?

Yes.

Kelsey, there was some question
relating to the timeline

of your breakup.

My relationship's very complex

for a lot of people
to understand.

Have you amended the prenup
and set a wedding date?

Brian says your butt
smells like garlic,

just so you know.

She's not gonna stop
until he says when it ended.

The affair ended when?

You're a----ing slut.
That's all you are.

And the whole----ing state
knows that.

Guess what?
Your husband's a slut.

No, [bleep] you.
You sleep with doctors!

You have it after my husband.
You sleep with doctors.

- Sit down. You cannot.
- I don't know what's bigger,

your mouth
or what's between your legs.

I'm gonna break
your----ing nose.

Say something, Rulla.
You're----ing nuts.

No. You all----ing know.
You know.

- You know.
- Know what?

- Know what?
- You know.

- Know what?
- And you all know.

She's a----ing whore, but she
wants to point the finger

at everybody else.
- I'm a whore?

Your husband's not a whore?
I'm a whore?

- Rulla, Rulla, no.
- Put my husband aside!

He's a separate conversation.

- You can't even admit that.
- It's already been admitted.

We already know he did
what he did. He's not a whore.

- No?!
- He made a mistake. Bad mistake

and series of choices.
- When did that stop?

- It's no bigger than that now.
- Okay, well, we're gonna get

into it, okay? Wait, wait, wait.

My life is
so----ing interesting.

- You asked me for proof.
- You can't stop making it

your business.
- You asked me for proof.

But, Jo-Ellen,
you don't sound like someone

who had good intentions, though.

- You know what?
- So you can't do both.

Here's the thing. I started off
with good intentions.

You don't sound like someone--
No, you didn't.

- I started off being nice.
- No, you didn't.

I started off being nice.
I told you.

No one know--everyone knows
you didn't have good intentions.

- I told you.
- You're full of sh--.

- You were my friend, Liz.
- Go deal with your own life!

- I'm sure you got enough dirt.
- I've dealt with my life.

- You know that.
- All right.

Jo-Ellen, everybody in the state
knows what you did.

She got a new nose
and then got a new personality.

Okay, hold on.
Let me ask a question.

Rosie, this one's for you.

Uh, Antonella
from San Francisco said,

when will the house
be completed?

Rich said, like, mid July or so.

And we are ending up
at how many square feet?

Rich tells me to just keep
saying 5,000-square-foot

- ...project to be...
- Okay.

- Is that satisfactory with you?
- And that's why I was

getting confused. I don't like--
- Yeah, I don't care

the size of her house.
- Okay, it seems like you do.

You, like, exaggerate things.

Like, "Yeah,
me and Rich are building, like,

an 8,000-square-foot house,"
then just, like, blurt sh-- out.

I have no idea why Kelsey
would actually care

about the square footage

or the honesty of
the square footage of a house.

At the beginning,
she said it was 8,000.

So that's what I'm saying.
It's not 8,000.

So I can clear that up, too.
We were supposed

to have a third floor.

You were gonna have
a third floor, yes.

From what I understand,
is the same--

you had the plans from the house

from the previous owner
that you used.

- Um--
- No, it wasn't the same plan.

- Again, with the lie.
- Jo-Ellen, you were the first

person that was skeptical.
- You know what?

I'm going to go get my--
my binder because I can't--

No--

No, I, like,
can't deal with this.

No, but we're
talking about you right now.

- I know, but she's literally--
- So if you leave,

we're not gonna be able
to talk about you.

It's like
she just says random sh--.

- All right. Well, let's--
- Like, it's too much.

Let me ask a question.
Del from Wisconsin said,

"Rosie, I think you might be
the first Housewife to admit

to bleeding
out of your butthole.

Did you really
have to leave your job

because you had
to wear diapers?"

Well, I went on medical leave
because of the colitis,

and then
I realized how great life was

not getting up
at 2:00 in the morning.

Getting up at 2:30
in the morning for 10 years,

15 years, that's hard, you know?
- Yeah.

Kelsey, you still believe
that she quit her job

because she was sleeping
with a higher-up?

She "left" on medical leave. No.

Me and the entire state
of Rhode Island

knows that she got fired

for having an affair
with one of the higher-ups.

I don't think that the job,
her leaving was necessarily

as... clean
as she is describing it.

Maybe the affair rumors
were really more

towards the basketball coach
than it was her job.

There were relationships
that were ruined with colleagues

because of some sort of...
incident,

um, at her job, but I don't
necessarily think that

that's why she... left.

The reality is
I have the documentation.

I have everything
in my briefcase back there

that I wanted to get.

I wanted to show you this.

What's in it?

It's more like what's not in it.

Oh, my God. You really
did come with your receipts.

I'm not even gonna bring it out
'cause it's, like, too big.

I was watching the show,
learning new things

that I had done
or being accused of, you know?

So it is what it is.

So, Alicia, tell me about when
you and Billy first met.

Was it love at first sight?

No, um, he was a stalker.

- He was a stalker?
- Yeah, he was.

He was very persistent with me,

and, um, that's how
he won me over.

I was like, been there,
done that with dating, and he--

- He beat you down.
- He beat me down.

- Metaphorically.
- Yeah.

Any wedding date yet?

No, but I'm actually talking
about it, which is a big deal.

Who are you talking to about it?

- Billy and my daughter.
- Okay, good.

Yeah, like, I have an idea.

It's not soon,
but I think, like, to do, like,

you know, go to Greece.
- Okay.

Billy's family's from Greece
and all that.

But anyways,
yeah, I wanna go there.

'Cause "Mamma Mia!" Like,
you know, like, that whole vibe.

- The Italians and the Greeks.
- Yeah.

I like that.

Now, we learned that Billy works
a million hours,

uh, in all of his restaurants

and has the time to drive
Celina to dance class.

- Yes.
- Anything change on that front?

- No.
- No.

I'll do whatever it takes so you
can drive to pick up Celina

from dance or drop her off.

It seemed like he took you
through... the route.

Yeah.

And it seemed like you were
gonna be able to do it.

It's, like, an hour there,
and it's an hour back.

- Do you drive short distances?
- All the time.

- You do?
- Yes.

Anything over, like, 20 minutes
I have to think about.

It's my anxiety.

Let's talk crackers.

I love a cracker.

A lot of people want to know

if you will come out
with your own line of crackers.

So I am working on
making my own cracker.

Who are
you working on that with?

So, um, you know
the oyster crackers?

- Yeah.
- Them.

Oh, okay.

I just call them
oyster crackers.

Right.

How do you stay so lean
when you eat so many crackers?

"Janes" Fonda.
I love "Janes" Fonda.

My Auntie Judy is the one that
trained me on "Janes" Fonda.

- Okay.
- She loves "Janes" Fonda,

so it stuck with me.

And so,
but do you eat proteins?

- Not a lot.
- No.

- I do almonds.
- Elements.

- Almonds.
- Almonds. Almonds.

- Almonds.
- Almonds. Walnuts.

- Like, I'll do--
- Oh, almonds.

Yeah. Maybe a turkey pepperoni
with, like, a cracker.

- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.

Uh, Vicky from Kansas wants
to know,

have you gotten more
of a stake in Pizza Mamma?

Moving forward,
if we open up Pizza Mammas,

am I ever gonna have, like,
like, 5% ownership, 10%?

Am I ever gonna be, like,
I am part owner of that?

Yeah, you can be.

I am getting, like, some of it.

Like, I guess the merch,
which I just realized, too.

And for the next one, I guess?
I don't even know.

See, that's the thing.
And I don't get--

There's a lot of things,
you know?

Louis from Arkansas said,
"Why doesn't Alicia

just have a lawyer negotiate
a better prenup deal,

and Billy can put up
or shut up?"

So we were gonna do that, but I
almost got, like, "eff you."

He made me sign a prenup.
He wanted me to.

So I went to the lawyers,
and they said,

"He's not even leaving with
you--with a penny. Nothing."

It shut me down. It made me
realize it's not a fairy tale.

It's all about business.
You know?

Who here in the cast
has a prenup?

No one.

- You do. Rulla does.
- We each have our own.

- You each have your own.
- It was my idea.

I bet. It seemed to trigger
the rest of the ladies

that Billy didn't put your name
on the house.

- Is your name on the house yet?
- So I'm in a trust.

This is what he tells me.
"You're in a trust."

I have no idea what a trust is,
and this is what frustrates me.

I just want, like,
the easy old school thing.

I wanna see my name
on the house.

- What's a trust?
- Rulla?

It's a vehicle that they use,
that you put assets in,

but there are people
designated in the trust

to whom the asset passes on to.
And...

That's what I mean.

So this is why I feel
like he does stuff like this.

He's, like, an attorney,
and then when he tells me

about it, I get bored,
and I feel like that's how

he took advantage of this,
'cause I'd be like,

"All right, next week. Don't
bore me with this." You know?

Maybe you should ask
to see the trust.

- I know.
- That's all.

You know, Alicia, as I've gotten
to know you and Billy more,

Billy would never, ever
leave you without, like, half.

- I want you to be safe, too.
- Yeah.

- But that is such a good man.
- Yeah, he's the best.

He's all right.

Rosie, are you 50/50
on the house with Rich?

Yeah, and I paid
for the house myself.

Well, Rich paid for half,
obviously, but I sold my condo,

and then I put that money down.
- Good.

You can keep looking
at each other.

I can get the paperwork
for you.

Well, I know you have two
mortgages on your house, babe.

- We have a construction loan.
- And--And a mortgage.

- Anyone can look at that.
- It was bundled together.

- This is very normal.
- But what does that--but what--

- A lot of people have mortgages.
- She's making it seem--

She's making it seem like she
just paid $689,000 for a house.

Babe, you have a mortgage
with 10% down. Relax.

I never said that. That's not
how normal people buy houses.

Did you look up
her mortgage information?

- Someone sent it to me.
- Yeah, I'm sure it was Gary,

who works in mortgages,
but you're making it seem

as though, like,
I can't afford a house.

I am sorry for whatever I've
ever done to you to upset you.

- That's fine.
- I don't want you

to be upset with me.
Please accept my apology.

- Do you accept her apology?
- Obviously not.

But I don't think it--
actions speak louder than words.

Like, you--you're just as
bad as me,

so let's not say
I'm the only mean girl here.

We're both doing it
to each other.

After weeks of you attacking me,
I attacked back.

Saying that she was, you know,
at the pageant--

That my ex paid off the judges.

You keep doing nasty things
to me.

- Yeah, I'm so nasty.
- I'm sorry.

Let's hold there, and we will
pick it up after the break.

Don't worry.
I don't think you to be scary.

Test one, two.

Brian, who you texting?

Who am I texting?

Show you right here--
texting my father.

So how do you guys think
the ladies are doing out there?

- What's the consensus?
- Long day.

There's gotta be a couple wars.

So are you Team Kelsey
or Team Rosie?

Oh!

- Obviously, Team Rosie.
- Did you hear the fight?

I wasn't there.

You're a----ing slam pig!

Don't ever----ing
talk to me again!

- You're a slam pig!
- I'm a pig?

Do you know what I liked about
the fight when I watched it?

Oh, here we go.

I mean, honestly,
what I enjoyed?

- Why are you liking this?
- I'll tell you why.

'Cause in the background,
all you heard was Jared.

- Oh, yeah.
- That's the second fight.

- You wanna go home?
- She's attacking me again.

- Bye, bye. Bye, bye.
- I'm going home.

I'm going home.
I'm----ing gonna go home.

- Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
- I'm done with this sh--.

[amplified voice] What is

the president's helicopter
called?

I didn't know that fight
had happened

until I watched the show.
Alicia didn't tell me about it.

- Which one?
- All of 'em.

- Oh.
- Like, with Kelsey and Rosie.

- I had no idea.
- Oh, yeah?

Alicia doesn't
fill you in usually?

No, no, she's like,
"I can't tell you. It was terr--

Oh, I don't--I can't tell you
what happened. It was terrible.

I'm so stressed out.
Bye. Bye. I gotta go."

Coming up next...

How long have
you been with Brian?

- For nine and a half--10 years.
- Really?

Then Brian is a polygamist

because he must have been
married to you

and the Spanish teacher
at the same time.

No, that's not the truth,
Jo-Ellen.

Oh, I have proof.

Listen, look at the back
of my dress right now.

- They had to sew it together.
- What?

My boobs--both of them
completely fell out.

What do you mean,
you had to sew it together?

I went like this,
and my boobs came down.

The whole dress came down.

And how long have
you and Gerry been together?

- Almost 22 years.
- Wow.

That's a long time.

Couple of stints off
here and there.

- Listen...
- It happens.

- Everybody needs a break.
- Yeah.

3...2...

Welcome back

to "The Real Housewives
of Rhode island" Reunion.

I'm Andy Cohen.

Kelsey, when you competed
for Miss USA, the announcer

said...
"Kelsey was once struck

by a drunk driver while
she was at the hospital.

A neurologist discovered
she had a brain tumor.

It's not a rumor.
The doctors removed that tumor."

That's how
the announcer said it.

Yeah. I didn't know
that they were gonna say that

until I was walking
on the stage,

but 2014,
I got hit by a drunk driver.

My ex's brother was my lawyer,
and he was like,

"Just make sure you have
a little bit of a black eye.

I'll send you
to get a CAT scan."

And they accidentally found
a brain tumor.

I wanted to compete
in the pageant,

and so I asked if they can hold
off the brain surgery for it,

and they did.

You put off brain surgery
to compete in the pageant?

Yeah. And it was the size
of, like, almost a golf ball.

And if I didn't
get it removed,

I would have lost
all of my peripheral vision.

Wow.

Helen from Vermont said,
"There's a rumor circulating

online saying that Kelsey
may have been an escort

who charged 29K for dinner
and dessert."

Have you heard that?

I've never sold any of my holes
for money.

Let's just get that straight.

And I have, you know,
proof of me

going to the state barracks for
getting harassed by somebody,

stealing my photos, making
fake pages of me, my Facebook--

And were you able
to find the person who did it?

- No. I have no idea.
- How would you book that person?

- All of a sudden, it stopped.
- We don't know who this was?

No, I know it was some,
I think, actual escort

in Boston who was hanging
around the same crew of people

that I was hanging out with.

Not to float
conspiracy theories,

but could it have been someone
that your ex dated

who knew that you were with him
and was trying to mess with you?

I don't think so.
But I've never been an escort,

and I would never be an escort.

Zoe from Scottsdale said,
"Kelsey, when you were

with your ex,
you two had an agreement.

Can you explain exactly
what the agreement was?"

So there was no "agreement."
Right?

And that's why I don't really
align with the polyamory...

title of it.

You knew he was
seeing other people.

Yeah. So I learned things
the longer I was with him,

that there was somebody else,
and then that kind of went away.

And then at that point, it was
kind of like a free-for-all.

I didn't really know
who he was with.

Were you ever jealous?

Um, at the beginning when
there was one other person

in another state,

yeah, I'd be a little jealous
until I met up with that person,

and we kind of had a mutual
understanding and agreement

to not post each other
with him online.

And after that, it kind of

was just like,
out of sight, out of mind,

different state, don't care.

So that was happening in Miami
while you were in Rhode Island?

- Yeah.
- Is she still with him?

No, they haven't
been together since 2020.

Oh. So does
he have a new girlfriend?

- I'm sure he has women...
- Right.

...that he takes out

and does a lot, you know?
And I knew--

He was dating Paula Abdul
for a while.

- He did before, yeah.
- Before you.

Before me. I used to stay
at Paula's house with him

when we went to L.A.

- They're friendly now.
- Oh. How did you meet your ex?

So we met at a tanning salon,
the one that Jo-Ellen worked at.

Really?

Um, because the owner
of the tanning salon

and my ex were best friends.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

Now your ex originally
agreed to be on the show

and then changed his mind?

Yeah, well, before
he knew it was "Housewives,"

he was on my casting tapes.

And then as soon as
he knew it was "Housewives,"

he's like,
"Eh, nope, not happening."

- Because?
- He watches "Housewives."

And he was just like, "Girls
aren't gonna be, you know,

talking about me,
and I have no control over it."

But interestingly enough,
he was very talked about.

Never have
I ever been a polygamist.

- I thought Kelsey was that.
- You thought Kelsey was what?

Like, her boyfriend
has a girlfriend here

and a girlfriend in Florida, no?

What was his reaction
to the show?

- He likes it.
- He does?

- Yeah.
- Where are you living now?

- I live with Bill.
- You do?

- Yeah. I do. Yeah.
- Wow, that's great.

Has your sugar daddy cut off
your insurance payments

and car payments and stuff?
- He has.

- Yes.
- He has, yeah.

That's done.
So who is paying those now?

Bill pays for my car.

Um, and I pay
for my health insurance.

- Nice.
- Yeah.

Liz, at dinner with Kelsey
and Jo-Ellen,

you mentioned that you also
had an ex-boyfriend

paying for things.

Anyone else been in
a relationship like this? Rulla?

- No.
- No? No?

You're missing out.

Rulla, how are you and Brian
doing?

Rulla, how are
you and Brian doing?

We're doing
a lot better now, Andy.

Day by day, day by day,
working on things.

Show of hands, who thinks
that Rulla was really sick?

- Because it didn't seem like it.
- It was stress-induced for sure.

I'm so sorry.

I'm not gonna be able to make it
today, beautiful.

I was at the urgent care.

The day before the girls trip,
I started to feel like

I was coming down
with something,

legitimately so sick,
I could die. I could.

I think it was mental, and it
was causing havoc on your body.

Your body breaks down
when you're stressed.

I was at the hospital twice
and on my back for 14 days,

I was, like, so effing sick.
But there's definitely stress,

and all that absolutely piled on
the entire summer.

I'm not gonna lie.

The stress of what was
going on in your marriage

was partly to blame for what
kept you from Newport and from--

- Absolutely.
- Yes.

You agreed it happened
the whole entire summer

with Brian and the mistress?

I don't know.

I know that he was saying
and doing things

so that she wouldn't
go buck wild.

And that's what Brian
was telling you?

Yes.

And so because
he was telling you,

you were able to discount
what Jo-Ellen was telling you?

Yes.

I have the text. Look.

That's her and his conversation.

Rulla, this is
on her story right now.

Rulla, I think you should know
what's in the video.

Brian is, like, consoling

and, like, caressing
this blonde lady

and, like, kissing her.

If you want to see it,
it's there for you.

I don't need to see it.

I was just wishing
that all this stuff

would stop coming to me.

And obviously, that's part of
the reason why

I was getting sick all the time
and why I lost all the weight.

And I wish people
could just respect the fact

that I'm trying
to work on things.

You know, we had a tracking app.
He'd be around.

I knew when he was at work,
so I...

You had a tracking app on...

An app, like a joint app.

- You had each other's locations?
- Yes.

So why was he tracking your car?

I have no idea.

Do you remember me telling you
that he had a tracker on you?

Maybe. I can't recall clearly,

but maybe you did.
- I said it.

Don't you track her? Because
you told the mistress you did.

That was a long time ago.
I don't track her.

Oh, no, no. She told me that,
like, what, a week ago?

Brian told the mistress,
"I'm tracking Rulla.

I wanna make sure that,
you know, I know where she is

so she doesn't come
when we're together."

And I don't know what
your thoughts are right now

of when their relationship
ended, but...

He was trying to keep her at bay
and try to fizzle things off.

We're gonna get into this.

The husbands are gonna
be out in a little bit.

Let's move on.

So Alicia said that she had
a Spanish teacher who...

- You.
- ...was married to Brian.

- I know her.
- I'm sure you know her.

- Oh, yeah.
- Brian's ex-wife.

Yes.

I don't know if this is true.

Rulla's husband
cheated on his first wife,

my Spanish teacher, with Rulla.

I hope that's not true,

'cause I really did like
my Spanish teacher.

Did you have an affair
with Brian?

- No. God, no.
- No.

No, Brian was already divorced
a good year and a half,

two years before I was
even introduced to him.

What year did
you guys get introduced?

- Why?
- I'm just wondering.

- No.
- W at year did you get married?

When's your anniversary?

How long have you been
with Brian? How long

have you been with Brian?
- Why?

Why can't you answer
when your anniversary is?

We met in 2013.

Okay. And what year
was Brian divorced?

2010.

And what year
did you get married?

- 2016.
- 2016. Okay.

Yeah. Why are you asking
these questions?

Well, I'm just--I'm curious,
because you said

they got divorced in 2010, right?

But they didn't get divorced in
2010. They got divorced in 2016.

Jo-Ellen. Jo-Ellen.
He has the divorce document.

- So do I. So do I.
- Don't even try to go there,

Jo-Ellen. Jo-Ellen...
- Because he got divorced

in March of 2016.
- So when was your anniversary?

- Jo-Ellen.
- What was the date?

- Jo-Ellen.
- What's the date?

- Ask Brian when he comes.
- You can't say your anniversary?

- That's none of your business.
- When's your anniversary?

- What's the accusation?
- Are they married?

Oh, you don't think
they're married.

- Oh, my God.
- I don't know if they are.

- All right, Jo-Ellen--
- I don't know if they are.

I'm asking you,
when is your anniversary?

- Is she serious right now?
- I have no idea.

This is the first time
I've heard this, so I'm trying--

I'm just asking,
when's her anniversary?

- Are we married?
- Why is that so hard?

You don't--Do you guys know
your anniversary?

Mine's July 30th. I don't know
why that's a hard question.

Rulla, are you legally married?

I am 100% legally married.

And you can't say the date
that you got married?

- That's none of your business.
- Okay.

When you got pregnant,
was Brian still legally married?

- No.
- Yes, he was.

No, that's not the truth,
Jo-Ellen.

Oh, I have proof.

Who the [bleep] are you?
You're a psychopath!

- I know. Thank you.
- Oh, here we go.

I had a baby out of wedlock.
It's not a big deal.

- Jo-Ellen.
- Rulla, when's your wedding?

Oh, dear God.

Why are you going there,
Jo-Ellen?

Rulla, I'm asking you
a simple question.

We have been married
for nine and a half, 10 years.

Really? Then Brian
is a polygamist

because he must have been
married to you

and the Spanish teacher
at the same time.

We have been married
for nine and a half, 10 years.

Really? Then Brian
is a polygamist

because he must have been
married to you

and the Spanish teacher
at the same time. It's so weird.

Well, this is news to my ears,

so why don't you go ahead
and show us?

- He got divorced March of 2016.
- Oh, my God.

- You got pregnant in February.
- Let's see it.

- All right, here we go.
- What site are you on?

JO-ELLEN: This is CourtConnect.
This is Rhode Island law.

- Let me see.
- Okay, here.

Maybe it's wrong.

It's court documents.

This doesn't tell me anything.

So it says filed on 7/7/2011,
Jo-Ellen.

And when does it say it closed,
Rulla?

When does the divorce finalize?

- 3/24/16.
- Ask him. Go ahead and ask him.

- The courts don't lie.
- Ask him.

I think it's interesting.
He has lied to you before,

so is it possible that he lied
to you about these dates?

I have no idea. Ask him.

This is the first I'm hearing
any of this, so...

If it is true,
will you be upset?

How would you guys be married?

Because, Jo-Ellen,
we get blessed by the priest,

and then we do it.

But I think
that's, like, normal.

It's--It's--
This is none of your business.

I was just asking
when your anniversary is.

I know it's difficult
to talk about.

- You called me a liar.
- But it's none of your business.

You called me a liar.

- I'm not a liar.
- Because you do lie, Jo-Ellen.

I tell the truth
every single time.

You know who you are, and you
know what you have done.

- You've got rap sheets.
- Rulla, did you get pregnant

while Brian was still married
to his wife?

- No, Jo-Ellen.
- Really? Because--

Unless he lied to me.
No, Jo-Ellen.

- Okay. Okay.
- He was living on his own.

Fine. The divorces take a while.

- Ask him.
- All right. Hold that thought.

The men of "Rhode Island"
are gonna join us.

Don't go anywhere.

We're taking a 5-minute break.

Hey, this is
Gary reporting live.

Just one more tack just here
it doesn't get snagged.

You guys feeling good
going into it?

- I'm all right.
- Good, man. How about you?

- I feel good. I'm ready.
- I'm getting a little nervous.

Looks like you're ready
for a mint julep.

- Who does?
- He takes the fire off of us.

5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

- Perfect.
- Perfect. Thank you.

- Thank you so much, Jared.
- Thank you. I appreciate it.

I love your dress.

- Hi, Bill.
- Good to see you guys.

You're all
the way at the top there.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

Pack? His pack?

Everyone's looking at his pack.

Wipe your lips.

Ashley, how you doing?

- Hi.
- Well, you look beautiful.

- Hi, honey. Mwah.
- Gerry, is that Armani?

- Wow.
- He looks fantastic.

You guys look beautiful.
I'd kiss everyone,

but I won't mess
anyone's makeup on.

- I----ing stink.
- No, you don't.

- No, I do. Then--
- That's mine. Then you do.

- Hi, boys.
- Beautiful.

- I love that dress.
- Oh, shut up, Billy.

You look good, babe. Beautiful.

JO-ELLEN: We were just
screaming at each other.

I was like,
"When's your anniversary?"

She's like,
"I'm not telling you."

Have fun. Get ready.

What a production.

Okay. I'm situated.

3...2...

Welcome back.

We are joined by the husbands,
boyfriends, and fiancés

of "Rhode Island"--

Jared, Rich, Brian, Gerry,
Billy, Gary, and Bill.

- Hey, guys.
- How you doing, Andy?

- How we doing?
- Gerry, mazel on the grandbaby.

- Thank you.
- Very exciting.

Bill, are you picking, uh,

the lemon seeds out
for Kelsey now?

- Every single one of 'em.
- Wow, that's a man.

Billy, how's
the pizza business going?

- Good.
- Brian, how's the bunion biz?

Bunion business is great.
Staying a step ahead, you know?

Rich, how are
Sinatra Sundays going?

- We added a second show.
- All right. Really?

Yeah. Yeah.

Jared, did you fix
the ice machine yet?

Oh.

The ice machine's
not working again? [bleep] me.

- How's the ice machine?
- I called the mechanic,

and he's just
a little backed up right now.

You know what's funny is
that the guy who manufactured it

reached out to me and was like,
"I wanna fix it for you."

He was very nice about it,
but ice machine's working great.

Gary, you got a lot of play

for going shirtless
in the sauna.

I think it's the dad bod.
Dad bods are in right now, so...

Lizzie in Delaware said,
"Gary and Jo-Ellen,

can you straighten out
your timeline for us?

First comes Jen,
then comes Jo-Ellen.

How far after Jen did you
and Jo-Ellen start dating?"

I think it was during
high school that I met Jo-Ellen.

And then after high school that
we started getting together,

and I definitely knew Jen first.

We were in all our classes
together in high school,

became really good friends,

best friends, actually,
for a guy and a girl, um,

that didn't sleep together,
might I add.

You know, Jen was always
kind of around as a friend,

but obviously turned
to the younger sister.

Would you ever
donate your sperm to Jen?

- I would not donate my sperm.
- Thank you.

- Why not, Gary?
- No, Alicia!

No, I would not donate.

No deposits being made
over here.

But you did touch her boobs
in seventh grade.

I did get a nice fistful
of boob in seventh grade.

Kelsey, now that
you're only with Bill,

is there a timeline
for weddings and babies?

Um... no. I feel like life's
just getting exciting now.

So, like, I think for him, when
I--when I say go, he'll drop.

Right?

- Absolutely.
- Drop.

- Explain drop.
- You're ready to go.

He'll drop on one knee
and propose.

Yeah. I thought he'd drop
your shorts.

I thought you meant
drop the sperm.

- Oh.
- Oh, God.

- That, too.
- Okay.

So, Bill, in the show,
you said you waited a year

to have sex while she was
still sleeping with the ex.

- Yeah, pretty much.
- He doesn't want to admit it.

Yeah, no,
I don't wanna admit that.

It's a lot of, uh,
a lot of alone time.

These hands got a lot of work.

Okay.

That's graphic.
Kelsey, there was some question

relating to the timeline
of your breakup

as it related
to production of the show.

You two were actually at odds

for, like, a year.
Is that right?

Yeah. There have been times
where I've broken up with him

two, three times in one year.

I didn't sleep at the house.
I did sleep at the house.

You know, people would
see me out with Bill,

and they wouldn't
even know I was with [bleep].

I mean, I get it.
My relationship's very complex

for a lot of people
to understand.

Gerry, on the show,
we heard from Liz that Dino

is a good friend of yours
as well.

The rumors
are about Dino and me--

like, we had
this torrid affair.

It's a mortifying accusation.

How were
you affected by the rumors

of Liz and Dino's--

Not affected.
We're great friends.

And he's become more famous
than us, I think.

Gerry, uh, earlier today,
Liz said that when

you and she were separated,
Rulla and Brian called you

and told you that Liz
was with another man.

I went to Block Island
with my girlfriend and, um,

met up with someone I hadn't
seen in, like, 30 years.

The next day, Gerry got
a phone call at 6 a.m.,

and it was Rulla and Brian.

Rulla said she did not call you.

Did Rulla and Brian call you?
Who called you?

No, a friend of ours
called me...

- Thank God.
- ...and put you on the phone.

- Oh.
- Wait, what?

- Okay. No, friend of yours...
- I'm like...

...called and put Brian
on the phone?

- Yes.
- Okay.

Gerry, earlier today,

Liz said that when
you and she were separated,

Rulla and Brian called you

and told you that Liz
was with another man.

Rulla said she did not call you.

Did Rulla and Brian call you?
Who called you?

- No, a friend of ours called me.
- Thank God.

- And put you on the phone.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Wait, what?

- Okay, no, friend of yours...
- I'm like...

...called and put Brian
on the phone?

- Yes.
- Okay.

So Brian was on the phone,
and did Brian--

Brian was on the phone with me.

And did Brian tell you
that Liz was with another man?

She was dancing
with another man, yes.

Okay.

- I didn't know who he was.
- Okay. I didn't know

any of this,
just so you guys know.

A friend kept saying--He goes,

"Look, I'll put him
on the phone."

- And he put you on the phone.
- Oh. He's like, hey--

he asked me the question,
I think.

And I said, I think so. I didn't
even know he was talking to you.

I just wanted--thank you, both,
because that was the objective.

Did you do it so that it
would get back to him?

We were separated.

All his friends
were around me all night.

Yeah, of course.

We certainly didn't try
to hide it.

Billy, congratulations
on your re-proposal.

All right. Alicia,

will you do the honor
of marrying me again?

Would I do the honor?

Well, will you marry me again?

- I would, yes.
- I mean, come on!

Have you amended the prenup?

Great question.

That was a quite loud,
nervous laugh

that you just let out.

Um... it's a touchy subject.

I mean, look, that was,
I think, eight years ago.

I wish
I'd handled it differently.

- And, um...
- Do you?

- I do, actually.
- I like that.

- Okay, that's growth.
- How do you wish you handled it?

Well, I think because
I was an attorney,

I sent a one-sided agreement

so her attorney wouldn't spend
money drafting an agreement.

And I literally said
in the email to her attorney,

"This is just a draft.
Just tell us what Alicia needs

to be comfortable, uh,
moving forward."

- Yeah.
- And her attorney did.

And I had gotten
an attorney as well.

And we pretty much agreed
to almost everything

she asked for,
but I think she was so upset

from the initial way
that it came off to her--

Because I'm not a lawyer, and I

was mad that I had to do that.
- But I told her.

What was your job before
you got in the food business?

I was always in the food
business 'cause of my family.

But I was
a corporate M&A attorney.

So you're savvier
than the average pizza guy?

- Oh, yeah.
- Sometimes.

- To say the least.
- I asked her about the house.

- She said it's in a trust?
- Yes.

But that she doesn't fully
know what that means.

Correct. She can just
come with me

to the estate attorney
and go through it.

It's so boring.
I just want a quick answer.

Are you sensitive
to her feelings of

not being a full enough
participant in your finances?

Yeah, I actually
have consistently

and persistently recommended
monthly meetings

to go over our finances, and--

Alicia?

A meeting?

Billy, I'm... starting
to sympathize with you.

The money talk--
my brain shuts down.

That's what he's for.
We talked earlier.

Sounds like she went back
on driving Celina to dance.

- Yes.
- How's that going?

Um, well, I'd be willing
to give Alicia more

if she just drives Celina
to or from dance.

- Okay.
- So with that said, Alicia,

I have something here for you.

Oh, please. What?

- Oh.
- Ooh.

Oh, God.
It's an updated prenup.

- What do you got?
- I got a little agreement.

"Billy gives to Alicia
in exchange for..."

You're shaking.

- ...of Pizza Mamma.
- Aw!

There's some obligations
that you have to fulfill

in the agreement,
um, with respect

to dance transport, so...

- Does my mom count?
- But just once or twice a week.

He's giving you 50%
of the shares of the thing...

- Alicia.
- ...for driving.

- I wouldn't even want 50, Billy.
- You don't want half?

- No.
- He's giving you half.

- Take it.
- Look it...

Does the cast think
she should sign it?

Yeah, sign it.

- Sign it, sign it.
- Hey, Billy.

- I kind of feel bad, Billy.
- It's a milestone for you.

I mean, she should
maybe read it first.

We've had a Housewife who didn't
read documents that her husband

gave her before,
and it didn't go great.

I would read it,
but I don't wanna be liable.

"I don't wanna be liable."

Right? Yeah.

- Alicia, congratulations.
- Yes.

- Yeah.
- I know. Thank you.

- Honestly, Billy, thank you.
- You're welcome.

Okay, last but not least, Brian,
how are you feeling tonight?

- Feeling great. You know?
- You feel great.

You know, sometimes,
Andy, you have to hit

rock bottom before the Lord
can bring you back up.

You know, some would argue
that going on a reality show

while an affair is in progress
or towards the end

would be... risky at best.

Did you think...

"Oh, well,
this is gonna come out"?

Well, unfortunately, Andy,
because of legal reasons,

I can't really comment
too well on that.

What are the legal reasons?

Well, you know, I'm bound by
a nondisclosure agreement, so...

You were in a lawsuit
with this person.

And what is the nature
of the lawsuit?

I don't think you can
speak to that, can you?

Yeah, can't really speak
to that.

You can't speak
to what the lawsuit is?

- I mean, that's ridiculous.
- I can speak to it.

- Okay.
- He opened the business.

He made this individual

and another individual
part owners...

to keep them engaged.
- Keep her engaged.

And this is
before anything was going on.

- Okay.
- Okay? Let's be clear.

Did you know that
he made her a part owner?

- He told me.
- Okay.

I wasn't thrilled.

And so yada, yada, yada,
fast forward,

they gave up their shares
back to him.

- What am I forgetting?
- A lot.

- He can't say.
- This was years ago?

One individual ended up
suing Brian--

she was a nurse practitioner--
for some funds.

- And then Brian ended up suing--
- I can--this is our--

Go ahead. Say it then. You said,
"What am I forgetting?"

- I was helping you.
- Not everybody makes it

their business to go poking
in other people's business.

I do. I have nothing better
to do.

- I'm unemployed. Thanks, Brian.
- On "Watch What Happens Live,"

you said that...
- No, Jo-Ellen, don't accuse.

- That's not why.
- "You're gonna hurt her..."

'Cause you used
your company card

for things
that you can't afford.

- What are you talking about?
- Okay, so the business.

- Yeah. So the lawsuit happened.
- Okay.

They all had to sign an NDA.

Okay, I wanna switch gears.
Let's go to the polo match.

Oh, no. What happened?

- Oh, boy.
- I think I should put heels on.

All right, you're gonna call
an ambulance or...

...so we could have seen
eye to eye.

His mom is heading to
the hospital, so we have to go.

Brian, there's a theory online
your mom wasn't sick.

The phone call came
from the mistress

threatening to show up.

So you went to calm her down,

and then you came back
to polo with Rulla.

Oh, Brian and Rulla are here.

And then she posted
the picture in the car.

The mistress just posted
in his red interior car.

I'll speak
to the facts of that day.

We left Angelo's,
which is in Cumberland.

We drove to Lincoln.
I dropped her off at home

because she said, "If we go
by your parents' house..."

My in-laws were watching
the kids.

She said, "If the kids
see me and everything's okay,

you know,
they're gonna wanna come home."

I wanted to go back to polo.

I went to my house
'cause when the kids see me,

maybe unlike yours,
mine are very attached to me.

- Wow.
- If they were to see me,

they would be crying.
They would.

- Yeah.
- I get it. Did you believe

that Brian was going
to the hospital at that time?

No one ever said that he was
going to the hospital.

His mom is
heading to the hospital,

so we have to go.

My mother-in-law did not end up
being taken to the hospital.

So where did he go if
he didn't go to the hospital?

My parents live two
and a half miles from our house.

Are you with Brian now,
or no, he's at the hospital?

He's not here right now.
He's with his mom and dad.

My parents live in Lincoln.
I'm surprised you haven't

done the research on this.
- No, I know that, of course.

sleeps there.

Didn't your dad find
her underwear in the bed?

- What are you talking about?
- Oh, I have the text of that.

- Jo-Ellen, no need.
- Um--

- Anyway...
- Andy, I'm not--

- Andy, so--
- You can talk about my kids.

I can't talk about dirty panties
in his dad's bed?

- Okay.
- How many dirty panties have

you left in other men's beds?

- Uh, none.
- Sorry, Gary.

Brian says your butt smells
like garlic, just so you know.

He tells everyone.

- I don't even eat garlic.
- Just so you know.

- Hold on.
- Nobody's cleaner than you.

- Butts do smell--
- I don't even eat garlic.

- Like garlic.
- Well, I mean, butts smell.

- I don't eat--
- No, butts smell.

- Do they smell like garlic?
- What is going on?

I've now heard everything.

That's not even funny,
though, Alicia.

- That's ridiculous.
- Okay. All right.

In any event, I went home,
and that day,

I had my black Hummer all day.
I didn't have my other car...

- He was in the black car.
- ...the Porsche that had

a red interior, which I know
a lot of cars do come with that.

So what happens is I go home,

and then she's like,
"We're going to polo."

And I re-gelled my hair.
It was a very hot day.

And the wedding ring is
right in my cup holder.

I thought you took your ring off
to do your son's hair.

Where's your----ing
wedding ring?

Well, actually, mine--
Where's my wedding ring?

- Mine's in my car.
- And where's your wedding ring?

Mine's in my car, 'cause I just
put gel in my son's hair.

Yeah, well, I took it off
at my parents' house.

It was in my pocket.
We went back to my house,

did my hair, and you know,
so that was it.

But I mean,
it's a preposterous thing

to keep--keep harping on.

Jo-Ellen, I'm assuming you're
gonna pull out something.

Thank you, Andy.
I was.

So the picture that she posted

of that, uh, Chanel bag
in your red car...

All right. [gasps] Liz!

You liked it,
you----ing idiot.

Now, just out of curiosity,

on July 17, 2025,
we were filming during then.

Client, Mr. Brian Pontarelli,
purchased a Chanel bag. $4,100.

It's the same bag. I checked.
The same style number.

- Okay.
- Your name, your client number.

Was that for Rulla,
or was that for the other one?

Your name, your client number.

Was that for Rulla,
or was that for the other one?

Uh, unfortunately,
for legal reasons, I can't.

- I can't speak about that.
- The legal reasons

are about your business.
It's not about purchasing a bag.

You're a lawyer now?
You're a lawyer?

- He is.
- Well, there's nothing illegal

about you saying,
no, you didn't buy her a bag.

The only person I've ever bought
a Chanel bag for is my wife.

Is that you right there?
Is that your purse?

- That's not me.
- Okay, gotcha.

Okay, uh,
lots to unpack here.

How many of you
had heard rumors

about Brian
before filming started?

- You all did?
- Gary ran into them.

Gary, where'd you run into them?

Yeah, where--

I was at Hemenway's
in Providence, and, um,

I-I actually know
the mistress as well.

Her kids went to daycare
with our kids.

So I knew her
and her ex-husband,

and I saw them
in a restaurant,

and they came right up,

and, uh, she introduced him
as her boyfriend to me.

- No, that was--
- And I didn't know--

- Really?
- I didn't know Brian

at the time--
- That was a--

So I-I didn't think anything
of it. So...

- How long ago?
- We were taken to Hemenway's

by one of our reps.

You know, it was a business--
business dinner.

She still said
it was her boyfriend.

What's your reaction to that?

I mean, obviously it doesn't
make me happy,

but I know that reps have
taken them to Hemenway's.

So I don't know. I wasn't there.

Earlier, Brian, Rulla said
that you got divorced

from the Spanish teacher
in 2010,

and you two married in 2016.

Jo-Ellen
showed us a court document

that showed that you didn't get
divorced until March of 2016.

Explain to them,
'cause she just pulled this up

and was so adamant,
as she always is.

So please explain.
I don't know about this.

Yeah, I was divorced--
Yeah, I was divorced in--

I was divorced
in September of 2012.

And what year
was Brian divorced?

2010.

She's pulling something up...

I'm not sure
what the document is.

...and keeps making a case,
so you handle it.

But, I mean, at this point,
can I ask Jo-Ellen something?

- Sure.
- Like, what's your point?

- Do you have a tissue?
- Like, what's your goal

and your end point of everything
that you've been doing...

- Thank you for asking me that.
- ...and saying and doing?

- I'm just curious.
- Yeah, no, um, I think that

my point is I continuously
was called a liar,

and I keep on finding lies.

If you're a girl's girl, and you
wanna profess yourself--

Rulla, I'm not a girl's girl
to you anymore. Get it straight.

Okay, well, you were though,
right? We were talking

about last season, right?
- I was, until you kept on--

- You called my job.
- You know what?

And you told me
that I lied 50 times.

I didn't call your job.
Correct yourself.

She was being called a liar
the whole time,

and she wants to prove
that she wasn't a liar.

She'll take it to the grave.
That's how she is.

She's not gonna be called a liar
when she has facts of the truth.

You know, the court documents
don't lie that you had this case

going on and on and on
and on and on,

and you didn't get divorced
until March of 2016.

You guys are lying. I mean,
there's--it's on the internet.

I'm not lying about anything,
Jo-Ellen. I took his word.

We obviously have
gotten married again.

He wouldn't be able to get
married if he weren't divorced.

- Of course. Right.
- I agree.

Let's move on.

Rulla, going on a reality show
when your husband is...

in the midst
or ending an affair

seems like you're potentially
putting yourself...

through something.

What was your mindset?

Yeah, so I thought
it had ended at that point.

You know, he promised everything
was done at that time.

- When did it end?
- It doesn't matter, Jo-Ellen.

- It's just done.
- Brian, could you just

tell us when it ended.
- JO-ELLEN: You said all summer

that I was lying.
- And then we can put it--

- She's not gonna stop.
- She thinks I was being lied to.

- Listen--
- November 2nd. How about that?

"Can't wait to be the best
boyfriend fiancé to you.

I know you think I do a lot.
You're so appreciative.

But there's so much more
I want to do."

- That's what you texted her.
- No, I didn't.

It has the date stamp on it.

Let me...
All right.

- I know.
- I mean, I have, like,

57 more things.
- I mean, we know your goal.

Well, just----ing own it.
Own it.

- Okay, so hold on. He's not--
- I just wanna--

Hold on. He's not denying

that he had an affair
with this woman.

- I didn't know.
- No, we all know

you didn't know.
We just need Brian to tell us

when it ended,
and then we can all move on.

'Cause we know
it's not your fault.

- You didn't do this, Rulla.
- You know what? I-I'd like--

- No, Rulla, no--
- It's not your fault. It's his.

Yeah, Rulla,
there's no ill will towards you.

I am a victim.
So where is the real sympathy?

- You keep on deflecting.
- I'm not deflecting, Jo-Ellen.

He's guilty, but it's done.

But you know what?
It just ended.

And respect the fact
that sometimes there's love.

Let him tell you
that it just ended.

Here's the thing.
She's not gonna stop until...

I support you trying make your
marriage work. I support that.

- ...he says when it ended.
- Okay. So--

That's--I agree with Rosie.

Okay, Rosie, you are trying
to coach Rulla to do what?

I think that we all agree that
Rulla did not know about this.

- Okay.
- And she definitely was

believing things and, you know,
wants to believe her husband.

Of course.
That's how affairs work.

If Brian can just admit
when it ended officially,

we can all agree that Rulla
did not know it was continuing

to go on, and then Jo-Ellen
will not keep bringing stuff up,

and then we can all
just, like, move forward.

When did it end?

Unfortunately,
because of the nondisclosure,

I can't speak of that.
- No, no, no, no, no.

It's ridiculous.

I can tell you the last time.
I can tell you the date.

So if you don't wanna say it,
I can.

- What I will say is that...
- I know this.

...I have not seen
my former partner

since October of last year.
- Okay.

- Okay.
- All right.

JO-ELLEN: What, he said October
of last year?

- Yes.
- October last year.

- Survey says?
- That's disgusting.

- Survey says that's a lie.
- That was a lie, sir.

- Yeah, um, I have the proof.
- Oh, boy.

It's--you're sending her
pictures of your son.

You're sending
your son's Christmas list.

- No, I posted--
- How would I have

a picture of you sending--
- Because I posted

my son's Christmas list.
She downloaded it.

No, it's in a text message
to her.

And you guys
have some kind of phone.

Jo-Ellen, do you know
if it's over now,

according to your proof?
- It's fine. Whatever.

- Is it over now?
- It ended this year.

- That's fine. It's over now.
- Okay, so it is over now.

- It's over now.
- And they've decided

to move forward
and try to stay together.

- I'm happy for them.
- And I know you--

- I know you didn't--
- What's up with this year now?

Like, why does
she keep saying this year?

No, nothing.
I have no idea why, because--

He's not even allowed
to see this person.

Legally, I can't even see
this person.

Either they're
breaking the law...

- Now. Now.
- Rulla, it is your impression

that the affair ended when?

- I don't know, around October...
- Okay.

- ...last year.
- What about penis into vagina?

So when the show
was filming last year,

you believed
that the affair was over.

- Yeah.
- Now you feel like

it was actually happening.

And as much
as you hate Jo-Ellen for it,

she's the one
that's proving to you,

so you should be, like, happy
that she's bringing it to light.

No, you know what? I'm not
blaming you for the info,

but I'm blaming you for
continuing to put it out there

and invade my privacy.

Why aren't you blaming Brian
for continuing to put it in her?

- I don't know what else to say.
- Okay.

So I think Brian should say,
"Yes, I----ed up."

- Exactly.
- "I was this, I was that."

And you should say, "You know,

I didn't do this because
I loved Rulla and I wanted..."

Or out of any goodwill.

"I did this to show everybody
that I was telling the truth."

Rulla, it was reported
that you went to the police

with a tracker in your car.

Did you know
that going to the police

might lead
to your husband's arrest?

No, I honestly did not know.

So, Brian, why did you have
a tracking device

on Rulla's car?

Yeah, and that case
has been dismissed,

so I mean, I can't really
talk about it.

- Okay.
- Well, if it's been dismissed,

why can't you talk about it?
- Why are you here...

- I can't talk about it.
- ...if you can't say anything?

I'm assuming
that you were tracking her

because you were
in the midst of an affair,

and you didn't want her--
- No, well,

I can still defend myself,
even though I can't speak.

So, basically,
you know, I pled not guilty.

I'm glad that that incident
happened, because what happened

is the state initiated
a no contact order.

And for four weeks, I couldn't
talk to her. I couldn't see her.

I couldn't be near her,
and so it made me realize

how much I love her,
how much I miss her,

and how much I couldn't wait
to be with her.

If my husband
put a tracker on my car...

Yeah.

- Without you knowing.
- That's not okay.

Rosie and I have each other's
location all the time, but--

It's creepy.

I know,
but sharing your location...

- We're sharing our location.
- Right, right.

- When you put a tracker on--
- Rulla, you--okay, hold on,

Rulla, I mean,
as he was just talking about it,

I mean,
I'm looking at your face,

I feel that you're
still not over this.

Oh, of course.
It's very upsetting.

I mean, I...I'm traumatized.

How did you forgive him?

It's--It's not really to say
that he's been forgiven.

Do you trust him?

Uh... that... would need
to be earned back.

Trust is earned.
I need to earn that back.

That just doesn't
come back overnight.

- I mean--
- That will take me a long time.

You've come back from an arrest
and a restraining order...

- Mm-hmm.
- ...to salvage your marriage.

You obviously feel
that there's something

worth fighting for here.

I think...

we really have had a lot of love
between us since the beginning.

And, yes, that was fractured.

And it--it hurts.

It's painful every day.

We really have had a lot of love
between us since the beginning.

And, yes, that was fractured.

And it--it hurts.

It's painful every day.

Every relationship goes
through phases,

up and down, up and down.

And if the whole goal is--is
for the family to stay together,

that she's the glue that holds
our family together.

You know,
just because someone makes

a series of sins
against the other person

doesn't mean that,

you know,
that you just throw it away.

And I'm trying
to be a better person,

be a better husband,
continue to be a good father.

So what are you gonna do
if he does this again?

There's no--
this won't happen again.

- If it does, I don't--
- So this is his last chance.

There's--There's no forgiveness.

Okay.

You know
you're better than him? Okay.

- Um...
- I agree, Ashley.

All right. I wanna thank the men
of "Rhode Island"

for joining us today
and all season long.

We are gonna leave it there.
We're gonna be right back.

- Thanks, guys.
- Hey, thank you, Andy.

- You're all done.
- Okay. Bye-bye.

Could I have water?

Oh!

- That's what I wanted to hear.
- Mmm.

Now I'm having a good night.

- Are you okay?
- No.

This is, like,
the most effed up thing.

I don't know how
you're surviving, and...

Gerry, go kiss your wife.

I'm so tired of this. And then
you can't even say anything.

It's, like, taxing.

I like the eyelashes. They did
a good job on the makeup.

Thank you very much.
Appreciate it.

Yeah, you can
just put it right there.

I'm so sorry.

I really, really wanna
call him a slam pig.

I mean, good for you for trying
to stick it out, but just,

it's, like, hurtful, almost,
like, to be supportive.

It shows how much
you love Rulla

that you're willing
to come into this,

deal with this, like, head on.

I would also say you've gotta
tell Rulla everything.

- It never ends if you don't.
- So are you just finding out

that he was until
October right now?

Yeah. No, like, I knew
there's still communication.

- Bye.
- Everyone looks beautiful.

- You did great.
- Thank you.

But the point is, like,
I didn't realize

that there was, like,
anything, like, of substance.

You know what I mean?
It's not okay.

I feel bad that it was
going on so much longer.

Seems like it might
have been, like, Christmas.

- I'll have to find out.
- Why has he done this?

Like, why is he doing this?

He's an idiot, and she's crazy,
and he's an idiot.

He's... really something.

You guys should thank me
for coming to my show.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, Brian.

- Oh.
- Whoo-hoo!

I feel like there's so much
that can be uncovered

about different people,
their characters,

and other things that really
isn't being uncovered.

Yeah, that's...

Get the party started.

5, 4, 3, 2...

We are back with final thoughts

from "The Real Housewives
of Rhode Island"

Season One Reunion.

Congratulations, ladies.
You have made it. I am curious.

Now that you've finished
your first season,

I'd love to know
if there's anything

you would do differently.

Ashley,
I wanna start with you.

I would have tried to be
a little less nervous.

I would have tried
to be more chatty.

I would have tried to initiate
some more fun

and maybe be
a more vocal mediator at times.

Rosie?

Well, I definitely wouldn't have

called Kelsey or asked
if she was a polygamist.

And honestly, like, I just
hope moving forward, like,

me and Kelsey can at least,

like, be in the same room,
you know? So...

Kelsey?

As much as she wants it,
I would like it, too.

I think just
from my standpoint,

it's very hard
to make friendships

with somebody on a TV show

and feel like
everyone's being authentic.

Rosie, if you're sincere
about wanting to be friends,

then we have
to do that off the show.

- We have to hang out...
- Yeah.

- I would like that.
- ...when cameras aren't around.

- I agree.
- Rulla?

I would have shut things down
harder, even sooner,

but I don't know
that it would have worked.

Jo-Ellen?

I would probably change the way
that I went towards Rulla

about things and maybe done it
a little bit more privately.

I also would say I would
like to be a better mediator

and, you know, make sure
that I have Liz's back.

Liz?

I would try to control,
react, police, and care less.

- All right.
- All four.

That's good.

Okay. Alicia?

I wish I wore
more makeup and stuff.

I really hate
looking at my scar on camera.

- This little thing?
- Yeah, my dog bit my face.

I actually wish
I did my scar for my dog,

so that's what I would change,
and that's it.

You would just change
the scar on your face?

I would.

It is a tradition around here

to end reunions
with a celebratory toast,

so I think this calls
for some Dirty Shirleys.

Now, what is in a Dirty Shirley?
Will you--

It's a Shirley Temple
with vodka.

- But first...
- Yes?

I would like to present
to you...

- We all had masks at dinner.
- Yes.

What the heck am I walking into?

What am I supposed to do,
not eat and drink?

- Gonna present you this mask.
- That's actually very cute.

- Me?
- And it--yes.

You are
our King of Rhode Island.

- And there's...
- Wow.

- ...seven points.
- For each of you.

It doesn't represent a façade

because you are still the king
when you...

- That is so nice.
- Wow, thank you.

Oh, I love it.

It's maybe going
in the clubhouse. Thank you.

- That's awesome.
- Thank you very much.

- That's a very thoughtful gift.
- That's King Andy Cohen.

- I actually like that.
- Let me just pass these out.

Delicious.

I see you didn't pick out
the seeds.

- No.
- Thank you so much.

Alicia, you wanna
lead us in a toast?

Me? Okay.

I am so proud of all of us girls
this year.

- I love all of you guys...
- Thank you.

And thank you so much
for giving us this opportunity.

We're so blessed.
Thank you for believing in us.

For more with the "Housewives,"
click around bravotv.com.

Cheers, everybody.

- Cheers.
- To Rhode Island.

To Rhode Island, bitch.