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Tonight on

"The Real Housewives
of Rhode Island" Reunion...

Did you drive yourself
here tonight?

- I did not.
- Good.

Rulla, you look
zhuzhed in the face.

Zhuzhed.

Am I a slam pig--an ugly,
miserable, fat woman...

I think you're a horrible
person, but I don't--

...that pumps and dumps.
Am I a slam pig?

Well, I don't think that's
necessarily the full definition.

- Yes, it is.
- Pump and dump?

I don't know.

You said to me that
Gerry's done his thing

when you guys had issues,
and you went off

on your merry way,
doing your thing.

I never shared any kind
of infidelity with you.

Ashley,
how is Audrey's doing now?

It actually has
complicated things further.

- You're just as messy as me.
- Oh, my... Here she goes.

So----ing own it, bitch.
I own it.

- There she goes.
- You don't. Oh.

I am Rulla,
the Queen of the Proper Police.

You were ambushed. You ambushed
me, and then you ambushed her.

Do you feel like
you owe her an apology

for what happened at Capo?

- No.
- That just shows your character.

You all----ing know. You know!
You know!

- Know what? Know what?
- You know.

She's a----ing whore,
but she won't support

the females, everybody else?
- Oh, I am? I'm a whore?

Your husband's not a whore?

I don't know what's bigger--
your mouth

or what's between your legs!

- Hi!
- Hi.

- You ready for today?
- No.

This should be interesting.

I come with receipts.

Liz.

Make me beautiful.

I need to be beautiful today.

Like, my whole body is shaking.

Your hair looks so pretty.

Thank you.
Your nose looks so pretty.

We all like
a little enhancement...

- I know, right?
- ...or refinement.

- I know.
- Somethin', somethin'.

And she looks a lot younger.
Like, I thought she got, like,

a face-lift,
if I'm being honest.

Hey.

No, in a good way.

Scary stuff.

It's 9:36, everyone. 9:36.

Hi, guys.

Are we ready?

Ashley's walking the set.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- Hello.
- You look gorgeous.

- Thank you.
- Wow.

- Wow.
- Oh, my God. How cute.

I'm gonna fall into this.

- Hi.
- Hi!

- How are you?
- This is a dream!

- You look gorgeous.
- Welcome to Rhode Island.

- Hi, Andy.
- Hi, Rulla.

Hi, baby.

- You are amazing.
- So are you.

I'm obsessed
with the new Ru-La-La.

- Hi. Wow.
- Hi. How are you?

You look beautiful.

- How you doing?
- We're here. We're here.

Wow. This is insane.

Hi.

Oh, everyone looks so pretty.

- You do not.
- No.

No.

5...4...3...2...

Hey, everybody. Welcome

to "The Real Housewives
of Rhode Island"

Season One Reunion,
or should I say,

welcome to Rhode Island, bitch?

I'm Andy Cohen...

ready to shuck some oysters...

...at this
beautiful seaside marina.

But instead,
I'm grilling Rhode Island's

most iconic pearls.

Hi, ladies.

- Hi.
- Hi, Andy.

Liz, good to see you.

- Good to see you.
- Did you take your dinghy?

No, not today.

- Hi, Alicia.
- Hi, Andy.

Did you drive yourself
here tonight?

- I did not.
- Good.

I know.

Kelsey, I didn't hear a siren
when you pulled up.

- No, I left that at home today.
- You left it at home today.

All right.

- Hey, Jo-Ellen.
- Hi, Andy.

- Who's watching the kids?
- Not my mom.

- Okay. Hi, Rosie.
- Hi.

Does this feel like
the set of "Rhode Trippin"?

- No, this is way better.
- Okay.

- Hi, Ashley.
- Hey, Andy.

Think we'll get any tears
from you today?

- Absolutely.
- Yes?

Hi, Rulla.

Hi, Andy.

You look... zhuzhed in the face.

Zhuzhed.

Talk to me
about what's different.

Well, after 25 years of debate,

I finally decided
to just go ahead

and get my rhinoplasty.
- So good.

And a very minuscule lip lift
while I was at it.

Okay, well,
you ladies went from kind of

regular Rhode Islanders
to Real Housewives.

I'm so curious what
that was like for you.

Alicia,
how has the journey been?

Um, I just feel like
it's a dream.

Love it. Love a cracker.

Who knew that crackers
would take off like that?

Like, it's just wild.

You know, you don't know
your personality

until you see yourself on TV.
- Yes. One thing that made

you all so fun to watch
is your deep connections.

Some of you have actually
known each other since birth.

Liz, who have you known the
longest in this group--Alicia?

- Alicia.
- Yes.

I do remember
when she was born.

- I actually remember the day.
- Wow.

She was closer in age
to my niece.

Her niece was like my sister.

Like, literally,
we, like, took baths together.

We did everything together.
We played dolls together.

Is that when
you fell in love with dolls?

Yeah. She probably
knows my obsession.

She actually wrote to me
about the horse.

You know how I said
I loved a horse?

I love a horse.

- Wait, what?
- Uh, just in general?

I do.
She used to ride horses.

I tried riding a horse,
and I had welts all over me,

and I couldn't ride a horse
with her, and we cried.

- But you love a horse.
- I love a horse.

- But you get welts from a horse.
- Yeah, I can't ride them.

- I could never ride a horse.
- Oh, well, that's a twist.

Yeah, it's messed up.

What was your reaction, group,
to viewers

really having a hard time
telling you all apart

at the beginning?

Viewers thought
that you all looked alike.

Honestly, a compliment.

I'd be happy with any
of these faces on mine.

- That's nice.
- Aw, so sweet.

Liz, what was your reaction?

Yeah, I never--
I didn't see it.

- I didn't--I didn't get it.
- I mean, it is striking

how much you and Dolores
favor each other.

We have photos together before
I ever even met her doctor.

And I think that we actually
looked more alike then.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

You didn't bring
a Dolores picture as inspo?

- Never.
- No. Okay.

- No.
- Okay.

I mean, when I was watching

this show at the beginning,
the early cuts,

I was like, Rosie and Kelsey
look so much alike.

- I don't see that at all.
- I don't see it.

- I really don't.
- I mean, I don't hate

the comparison,
but I don't see it.

Seemed like you made nice at
Rulla's Arabian Nights party.

I apologize
for hurting your feelings.

We should just,
like, move forward.

Where do things stand now?

I mean, I said I would coexist,
and I'm still trying to coexist.

What even started the feud?
It can't be a haircut.

Every person
who's done your makeup,

every person that's done
your hair, you always post.

I appreciated you asking me
to do the haircut.

You never posted anything.

It's not my job
to take a picture

of the back of my----ing head,
Kelsey!

I was privy to a lot
of information prior to filming,

and it was more of

a personality thing
and this, like,

competitive nature that I felt
like she always had towards me.

I feel like I tried
to get along with her,

and I tried to get to know her.

You know, the haircut
was a prime example.

It wasn't about just
her necessarily

not posting that one time.

It was all the months
that came after it

where you didn't post,
but you posted everybody else.

The way that Kelsey words it,
seems as if the post

was more important to you
than the friendship

or developing a friendship.

As an influencer,

who was right and who was wrong
regarding the posting?

There was no discussion
that there would be any posting.

And I think that because
she paid you,

and she has the Venmo receipt
of that...

I'm not negating
that she paid me.

And sending
a very nice text message

and referring people. I would
have totally helped you.

So you didn't know Alicia
any more than you knew me,

but you were posting Pizza Mamma
like it was nothing

all the time.
You posted a recommendation.

Well, I ordered Pizza Mamma.
It was really good.

I was with somebody else.
You know what I mean?

Okay, you came to get a haircut
from me. It was really good.

It's a little weird that you're,
like, taking notes of this.

Like, it's okay
you don't like me,

but there's a lot of excuses.

There's never
any accountability.

You've never given me
the chance either.

- Do you like her?
- I don't like how--

She's like
a silent killer to me.

Like, in the show,

she'll be fine to my face,
but behind the scenes,

and when she does,
when she gets home,

like, she instigates me
the entire time.

Instigates you? What have I
done that instigates you?

- Yes, you do. You post--
- Do I know the feeling of that.

Rosie, where'd you get
the term "slam pig" from?

You're a----ing slam pig!

Don't ever----ing
come for me again!

- I'm a pig?
- You're a slam pig!

So I actually learned it
from one of Alicia's friends.

You are so not a slam pig,
by the way.

- But I love that word.
- ...like when she says "whore,"

it's like it's a similar thing.
It's like we're not saying it

'cause you fit
the definition perfectly.

It's just like,
Sally the slam pig.

Sally the slammer.
Don't forget that one.

It's a great word,
and I do love when--

Slammer?

Sally the slammer.
It's really Sally the slam pig.

- Yeah.
- Is Kelsey one?

Look, "slam pig" is just a word
you use when you're pissed off,

you know?
- Okay.

"Sally the slam pig."
It came out of my mouth.

I told her to get the
outta my house 75 million times.

- She wasn't leaving.
- So am I a slam pig?

An ugly, miserable fat woman...

I think you're a horrible
person, but I don't--

...that pumps and dumps.
Am I a slam pig?

Well, I don't think that's
necessarily the full definition.

Yes, it is.

- Pump and dump?
- Am I a slam pig?

I don't think you're a slam pig.
I just think you were

being a bitch to me.
- So then why'd you say it?

So now we're saying things
that we don't mean. Okay.

But, like, at least I can take
accountability for it

and be like, look...
- You can't, at all.

- Wasn't my best moment.
- You can't at all.

Okay. She comes after my house.
She comes after my career.

She comes after my finances.
She comes after

everything about me, but God
forbid we call her a slam pig.

- It's just a little too much.
- When have I ever said

anything to you? You call
everything for me an attack.

I've never forcefully
or violently attacked you ever.

It wasn't forceful or violent
when you came

to a siren with my house?
- Ever.

House police.

Suspect says 8,000 square feet.
More like 8,000 inches.

Show of hands--
who thinks it was funny?

- No shock there.
- Okay.

When you watched the show,
and you saw her with the siren,

did that make you think, oh,
she was trying to make a joke?

No, I think she was
trying to have another moment

at my expense, and I think
she thought I was gonna take it.

Is there a siren ordinance
in North Kingstown?

- Yeah, there is.
- I'm surprised you don't know.

- No, I don't.
- So in reference

to the slam pig fight,

uh, Cole Hearted 95 said,
"Girl, you cannot emotionally

destroy someone
on national TV

for trying to joke
about your past beef

when you're on camera

with CAD drawings
and a tape measure,

telling your husband you were
gonna do the same thing."

Well, here's the difference.

I was making light
of the fact that, like,

this has been such a big thing.
She doesn't even have a house.

- She's coming to my house.
- Seemed like you were

prepared for a fight, though.
- No, I wasn't, actually.

Kelsey,
you did say at the castle...

You were like, "Oh, I'm gonna
have to see the blueprints."

I pulled a PDF of her plan.

Or, like, blue paper.
What are they called?

- Like, the...
- Blueprint?

I don't care. I hope you build
the Taj Mahal, babe.

- Oh, my God.
- I don't care.

- It's not about the number.
- It is about the number.

It's about the embellishments,
about everything. Yes, it is.

You know what it was about? It
was about you discrediting me.

And you've been accusing me
of having two affairs,

which aren't true, of getting
fired, which wasn't true.

So you said I'm not
actually a slam pig.

Do I suck dick for a career?

I mean, I kind of do think you
did that for the last 10 years,

if I'm being honest.
- Oh, so how? How?

Well, the only other coworker
you had

was a girlfriend in Florida.

That was your whole thing, right?

Did you suck
your husband's dick?

Not really.
It's not really my thing.

Well, let me know
when you want a divorce lawyer.

Jo-Ellen,
you and Kelsey both questioned

whether Rosie slept
with a coach.

Where did that rumor come from?

This was on Reddit
three and a half years ago.

I think he was asking me.

Okay, well, go for it.
It's only my life.

It was on Reddit
three and a half years ago?

Yeah, when I went
on medical leave.

Was that much interest in you
from "Rhode Trippin"?

No. It was because
I was on NBC 10, which was,

like, the number one station
in Rhode Island.

We had, like, 90% viewership.

And when I was doing traffic
through the morning show

and lifestyle was, like,
the number one lifestyle show.

And so they were like, "Where
is Rosie? Where is Rosie?"

And I wasn't telling anyone
I was on medical leave

'cause I was bleeding
out of my butt.

So instead,
I just, like, disappeared.

And during that time,
he was having an affair

with, like, a student reporter
at the school.

- It wasn't a student reporter.
- It was a student reporter.

How do you know this?

If it was a student
and a faculty member,

that would have been
heavily investigated.

There was a cop that pulled him
over with you in the car.

I wasn't in the car, Kelsey.

He was getting a DUI,

and your name is
in the police report.

Coming up...

- You are nobody.
- Rulla, I'm so glad

that you're finally speaking.
- You're nobody.

- 'Cause you were in no episodes.
- You're a nobody.

You're a----ing slut.
That's all you are--

in the whole----ing state.

You know what? You know what?

- Your husband's a slut.
- No, [bleep] you.

There was a cop that pulled him
over with you in the car.

It never came out.
I wasn't in the car, Kelsey.

He was getting a DUI,

and your name is
in the police report.

My name isn't
in the police report, Jo-Ellen.

- I don't know him.
- I'm worried

about the police report
because I know it's not true.

And I don't know why you guys
are so convinced it's true.

- Get me the police report.
- I'm telling you,

I've never met him.
- You had just went--

Okay, go and get it.
Go and get it.

Somebody who works at PC
for the last 20--

Go and get it. It's not true.
Go and get it.

First off, you can cite
whatever you want.

- Three and a half years.
- You can say whatever you want.

There's never been a picture.
There's never been a video.

- There's never been a picture.
- Because he was married.

- Because he was the coach of a--
- He's still married.

They moved away.
I don't know him!

I think it was another girl.
I think it was a student.

- That's what I heard.
- It was a student.

Everyone knows
Rosie Woods' reputation

is linked to that post.
- Honestly,

I didn't find him attractive,
Rosie, so I don't think--

- Nobody knows my reputation.
- To me, I've obviously heard

that you did it, but he's
not cute. Like, he's not--

I don't think
that he's your type--

He's not attractive. I didn't
have an affair with him.

Jo-Ellen, why have you seen
the police report?

I have not seen
the police report.

I've talked to a few officers
that wrote the police report.

- Oh.
- Yeah. So again, lying.

- You did.
- I know. Detective.

I've never met him,

so I'm not in the police report.
- Okay.

Like, this is so----ing stupid.
Get me the police report,

and we'll talk about it.
You don't have it.

- I don't have it.
- You haven't seen it.

She hasn't seen it. Nobody's
seen it 'cause it's not real.

Liz, do you think
Kelsey's hard on Rosie?

No, I think that they just

completely misunderstand
each other,

and they may be
more alike than we know.

When I say it,
it pisses Rosie off.

She showed up to my house
with a----ing siren,

and then she showed up
to Audrey's with a sash.

She's beauty. She's grace.

She's
Miss Slam Pig United States.

I'm done with that.

I put on a sash and crown,
and you're mad?

Yeah, 'cause everything you do
is----ing mean.

You called her a slam pig.

So, you know, she was
obviously busting balls.

Of course
you're gonna defend her.

Well, Rosie and Kelsey,

I don't know
what your future is, but...

Yeah, I don't care.

...it doesn't look great
right now. Let's move on.

That was actually funny.

Liz, one of my favorite shots
was of Ganji on the dock.

Where are you going?

Is it too hot
for your little feetsies?

Let's go see Dad.

And I'm so sorry.

How long did you have
your beautiful cat?

- 12 years.
- 12 years.

I don't know what happened.
It just happened very suddenly.

Really?

But, yeah,
I think I'm still grieving.

- Yeah.
- He, like, literally owned me.

In happier news,

congratulations
on your new grandbaby.

Thank you.

How did you come up
with the nickname "Gigi"?

I just didn't wanna be
a "grand" anything.

- A glam anything.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I call the baby "Gigi."

Any timeline
for Brianna's wedding?

She's looking.
She's looking for venues now.

She's ready.

Jeanine
from McCall, Idaho, said,

"I think people don't understand
how huge that was

for Liz to go
from no kids to three kids."

I mean, your life must have
completely done a 180.

It did, but I was always up
for the challenge, actually.

I actually loved it.

Was there ever a time
when you and Gerry

were talking about having
more kids?

Yeah. Um, I mean, I always
wanted a lot of kids,

and Gerry really did, too,
and it just never really...

was the right time.

Rulla, do you regret
saying that Liz couldn't relate

to why you're staying
with Brian--

because she didn't
produce the children?

When you produce the kids with
somebody, it is a game-changer.

Gerry has kids.
You don't have your own.

You know, I do.
I-I guess I felt bad.

I would never mean
to offend you,

nor does it make Liz

any less of a mother
just 'cause she didn't carry.

Still a----ed up thing to say.

But, like, I mean,
I don't hold it against you.

Like, I'm not mad--it is.
It was.

Liz, uh, now that
you've sold Gypsy,

has your relationship
with Gerry improved?

Yeah. Sometimes I wish
he was going back.

We're up each other's asses
a lot.

Celeste from Montreal said,

"Rulla more than hinted
that both Gerry and Liz

have cheated on each other
when she said,

'When the cat's away,
the mice will play.'"

Liz has shared with me her
issues, you know, with Gerry--

the misunderstandings
and indiscretions.

She's done her thing,
and he's done his thing.

And they say, when the cat's
away, the mice shall play.

It seemed like you were saying
it based on knowing something.

I just know that she struggled
when Gerry was away

and just used to spend time
trying to fill her time,

you know, with other things
and other support systems.

But have anything confirmed?

Just bustin' her chops.

That's not funny.

Is it busting chops or...

- Busting chops.
- What was your reaction, Liz?

Well, you look like
you wanna say something.

Say it. I don't care.

No, I mean, you know,
Liz and I have had, like,

some chats in the past
about things and struggles,

but to know of anything
definitively, like...

I would like you to articulate
the chats that we had

where I've shared with you,
like, any kind of infidelity.

Did you openly share
any infidelity with me?

That's what I wanna know.

- You have to think about that?
- No.

- All right. I didn't think so.
- No.

I've been places
where you've been.

I know you have.

I've been on Block Island
where you've been, and...

- I know you have.
- Where have you been together?

You said, "We've been places."

Say--please say it. I'm--
I am dying for you to say it.

Because I've been meaning
to thank you for this

for, like, four years,
so come out with it.

But wait. Why do you want to
thank her for? I'm confused.

Well, hold on. Let her say it.
What'd you see, Rulla?

No, I mean, Liz--

hanging out with other people,
having a good time.

- Might have been...
- Kissing?

Getting close to so--

Rulla,
when you hint at something,

now let's speak on it,
and now I can answer you.

It was one instance.

There was a time when
Gerry and I were separated.

It was Labor Day weekend.

I went to Block Island
with my girlfriends

and, um, met up with someone I
hadn't seen in, like, 30 years.

It was fun. It was a guy. He was
throwing me up in the air.

We're dancing.
We're all over the place.

The next day, Gerry got
a phone call at 6 a.m.

And it was Rulla and Brian.

Gerry and I were separated.

I went to Block Island
with my girlfriends and, um,

met--met up with someone I
hadn't seen in, like, 30 years.

The next day, Gerry got
a phone call at 6 a.m.,

and it was Rulla and Brian,
and I--

Wait. What are you talking
about? Liz, that is a lie.

- Anyway, that was the goal...
- That--

...for Gerry to find out.
That was the goal.

- Liz. Liz.
- I wasn't trying to hide it.

- That is a blatant lie.
- Oh, God, no. Please, no.

- Okay, we'll ask--
- Go ahead.

Subpoena phone records
from then. And, Liz, Liz--

I don't wanna subpoena
anything. I don't give a sh--.

Subpoena?

You're screaming
like an animal right now.

Liz, why--why would--Liz, no.

She's so aggressive.

- Ask Gerry when he gets here.
- Shut your mouth, Jo-Ellen.

I'm sick and tired
of your----ing mouth.

- Shut your mouth.
- Why don't you...

- Shut your mouth.
- Shut the [bleep] up.

- You shut the [bleep] up.
- I'll get to you when I'm ready.

- You're gonna have your time.
- Shut your mouth.

Just, this is not about
Jo-Ellen.

Sorry you're caught.
You and your husband

love to call people.
- Stop.

We're not call--Liz,
but I don't know what--

You thought
you had your "aha!" moment.

My husband told me
on the way to your--

What are you--Why would I want
to have an "aha!" moment?

What did I ever have
against you? We're--

- I mean...
- Liz, Liz, that is a lie.

- But so...
- And I would love to--

- Let's just say when the mice--
- That--I don't like this.

The cat's away,
the mice will play.

- This, this, I don't like.
- The thing is--

I don't go calling
this, that, the other thing.

You're screaming
like a----ing nut right now.

- Now you're irritating me.
- I'm not being a nut.

You're accusing me of something
that I didn't do.

She's not really screaming.
I've heard a lot of screaming.

You guys have all screamed.
I have not screamed all season.

- You did.
- But--But excuse me.

- Rulla, excuse me.
- Four years ago, you called

Gerry, thinking you knew.
- Saying--saying,

"While the cat's away,
the mice will play,"

what you're saying is...
something happened.

That was the one incident
where it was--

People have seen other things.

I don't wanna get involved
in it.

All right?
I considered her a--

People have seen other things.
Like--

Liz, I--like, well,
you just admitted.

I don't think
it's that it's a secret.

I asked you
what I ever shared with you.

You said, "Liz shared with me
some infidelities..."

Yes, the issues that you--the
issues that you and Gerry had.

Yeah, I blocked that night,
and I'm glad you told me,

because that was the objective.
- You said to me...

You said to me
that Gerry's done his thing

when you guys had issues,
and you went off

on your merry way,
doing your thing.

No, I never said that to you.

I never shared any kind
of infidelity with you ever.

It kind of
seems like you're also

alluding to maybe this was
not an isolated incident.

Yeah, which is weird,
'cause that really was

the only time
that's ever happened in my life.

- I'm not alluding to anything.
- I'm done.

So you can say
people say things.

- You know what?
- Bring me that.

I'm done talking about this.
I'm done, 'cause it's not--

There's gonna be no resolution.

But I'm not gonna be
accused of doing things

that I haven't done, Liz.
- All right, well, then it was

Brian, and you didn't know.
- Why would Brian call Gerry?

Why don't you ask them?

Let me ask you
about something else.

- I can't believe this.
- So why did you snap at Kelsey

over saying "the ongoing"?

I wanna go down to the seawall
with Gerry and Dino.

Ongoing what? Rumors?

Ongoing rumors?

- Bye. Bye.
- Don't talk about it.

off.

First of all,
that was unwarranted,

and I'm so sorry.
You know this.

But because
Kelsey knew the struggle

that I was going through
with the...

more of the accusations,
it was harmful to our lives.

It was embarrassing to me.

So that struggle
and coming on here

and hear it come up
all over again,

it was like a perfect storm.

Kelsey,
did you hook up with Dino

before or after you were
with your ex?

The first year I was competing
for Miss Rhode Island

when I did that.

it wasn't something
that I was necessarily proud of.

We've been
around each other since then,

and I just kind of ignore him.
- Yeah.

We've been in
the same places together.

- Yeah.
- Xavier from Tacoma said,

"Alicia, when you lost it
on Rosie at Rail Explorers,

it genuinely seemed like
you were terrified

that Liz would think you were
talking behind her back."

Alicia, you said
she's always like that.

- With what?
- When she just gets mad.

Don't flip that sh--.
Don't do that to me.

Now welcome to Rhode Island,
bitch. This is how we roll.

But I wasn't. I was--
if you heard it, I was saying,

like, she's been through a lot.
We're cut from the same cloth.

I just appear
a little bit softer.

And I'm scared of, like, I don't
wanna [bleep] with Liz, too.

So when she was saying it, I was
like, oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Ashley, on the show,
you said that Liz was scary.

Are you scared of Liz?

I still think that Liz is
an intimidating figure.

She's, like,
she has this aura of power.

I know there's
many different facets.

Are you surprised to hear
that characterization of you?

I have a bold personality.

By a show of hands, is anyone
here actually scared of Liz?

- Depends on the day.
- Depends on the day.

Sometimes.

Don't lie just 'cause
I'm sitting here.

- At Capo, I was.
- At Capo, I was.

- Oh, were you? Aw.
- All right, let's hold there,

and we will pick it up
after the break.

I wanna talk to Gerry.

I've known this for months.
I never said--I don't care.

Listen to me. I wanna know
where it came from.

It's a lie. I'm telling you.
I swear to God on the Bible.

I don't--I don't
with lies.

- Why would Gerry make that up?
- No, 'cause I want you to know.

Gerry doesn't
even know what day it is.

I want Gerry to tell me.

Why would I ever----ing
do that?

We laughed about it.

It's fine.
I'm happy to talk with him.

All right. Okay.

Coming up...

- Nuts! You're nuts!
- When someone says--I'm nuts?

- I'm nuts? I'm nuts?
- Alicia, look, I wanna explain

to you, like...
- I'm crazy?

I attacked you. I know.

Get over yourself.
You're not that great.

Welcome back

to "The Real Housewives
of Rhode Island" Reunion.

I'm Andy Cohen.
So, ladies, a show of hands--

who watched Ashley on TV
before "Housewives"?

You did?

I've been
following her since 2015.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

So what were you expecting
when you first met her?

And how did she compare?

I think she lived up
to the expectations.

She's sweet. She's sincere.
The crying.

Does anyone want to guess
how many times Ashley

cried this season total?

Eight.

I was gonna say seven.

There's a tracker online
somewhere.

- 10?
- Seven.

Ashley, what do you think?

Well, I'd say
somewhere around 12.

Just wanna, like, not have you
thinking about Audrey's.

I know.

- Let me down.
- It's like, holy crap.

- Let me down!
- That means I'm gonna be

alone for five hours like this.
- Mommy...

She's gonna cry.

She's gonna cry again. Oh, no.

Sorry. I'm totally crying.

...won't stop.

Why don't you just go
in the office? Just relax.

Somebody will, like, die.

That will happen one day.

I don't know
why I'm crying so much.

It's okay.

- It was seven.
- I was right. I'm psychic.

Rulla and Alicia. Yes.

So, Ashley, when did
you move to Rhode Island?

2021.

And so the only one
in this group

that you knew previous
to the show was...

- Rosie.
- Rosie.

Who I was set up
on a friend girl date with.

- Nice.
- Yeah.

And immediately hit it off.
Yeah.

- Oh, that's nice.
- Yeah.

Patty from Queens said,
"I saw Kelsey say

that Ashley doesn't hang out
with any of the ladies

outside of filming.

Jo-Ellen has three kids, and she
still prioritizes friends."

Jo-Ellen, why do you think
it's harder for Ashley?

Well, I think that Ashley does
hang out with Rosie,

and Jared works, like,
a hundred hours.

So I think that's
a little bit different,

where Gary helps out
a lot more to watch the kids.

And it's hard to make
mom friends.

- Like, when you have kids...
- Yeah.

- ...like, it's very difficult.
- Mm.

I think because, you know,
Ashley is close with Rosie

and has seen some of the things
that have taken place,

she's probably just,
you know, uncomfortable.

And I don't wanna speak
for you, but--

No, of course. That's definitely
a component to it.

Um, I...have never been invited
by Kelsey to do anything,

so it kind of
is a two-way street.

So can we hang out?

- Sure.
- Let's ask Rosie.

Well, Rosie,
how do you feel about that?

Yeah, you can hang out
with whoever you want.

You're a grown-up.

Has your loyalty to Rosie

impeded your ability to make
friends with the other women?

No, I don't think so.

But my friendship with Rosie
is super special.

Like, it really is.

I hang out with her
all the time.

- Oh, I'm gonna choke up.
- Don't cry.

- Oh, no.
- Then I'll cry, too.

And then we'll start talking
about the Disney Channel.

I haven't made friends
like I have with Rosie

for quite some time.
It's, like, one of those

friendships that
you don't think you're gonna...

It's hard, like, being
in your 30s, you know?

Most of the friendships you
don't think you're

going to create in your 30s.

Especially, I'm in a different
spot in life than her.

It's so nice that Rosie makes...

She fits our friendship into...

Oh, my God.

...our lifestyle. I can't think
of a time where...

You're very cute.

We've gone out
to dinner and drinks.

Like, she comes, and she plays
on the playroom floor.

- Yeah. That's fun.
- We watch, like, reruns

of "Full House."
She goes to the zoo

and my kids' music classes.
It's very special.

- And you talk about boy bands.
- And we love the Disney Channel.

And we talk about boy bands, yeah.

Ashley, how is Audrey's
doing now?

Since the show, like, the--
it has been packed to the brim.

- Yeah.
- Have you changed your tune?

Um...

- No.
- He's actually been more

stressed because of it.
- Wow.

So it actually has
complicated things further.

Wow.
Um, I wanna switch gears.

Jo-Ellen, you said you had
a wild time in your 20s.

Mm-hmm.

What was
the craziest thing you did?

Why did you say, Rulla?
I couldn't hear you

under your breath.
- Sure you're still having it.

Oh, am I?
What proof do you have?

Go on.

I had fun in my 20s.
I was in a sorority.

Did you get
kicked out of the school?

No, I didn't.

You didn't get kicked out
of college?

Nope, I did not.

You didn't get in trouble
in high school?

I, of course,
got in trouble in high school.

- I got sent away.
- Of course? Why?

We all get in trouble
in high school?

I got sent away. I think

I----ing made that
very clear three times.

All right.
That's a good card to pull now.

But you know what? Let's
talk about sh-- underage.

That's a classy thing to do,
to bring up somebody underage

and their problems
when they're under 18.

You keep on saying
that you're so clean.

Jo-Ellen, you're so great
at playing the victim.

You're so not messy.
You're just as messy as me.

- Oh, my God. Here she goes.
- So----ing own it, bitch.

- I own it. You don't.
- There she goes.

Oh, I am Rulla, the queen
of the proper police.

You wanna blame
your mother for everything.

- Oh, my goodness.
- All right. Okay.

All right. Very good.
When you had a heart to heart

with your mom, she said you were
lying about being out with boys.

Do you remember
what precipitated

such a drastic measure?

I pretended I was taking
a shower,

and I jumped out the window
to go see my boyfriend.

You thought she was gonna
fall for you taking,

like, an hour shower?

You know,
I think she did for a while.

Alicia, you knew Jo-Ellen
in high school.

Was she really the bad girl
her mom thought she was?

No. She was a teenager.

Jo-Ellen, how is your
relationship with your mom now?

Have you both ever
considered therapy together?

We've done therapy in the past.

Um, right now, the relationship
isn't--isn't going great.

- It's not going well?
- No.

She's a little upset
about the show,

and she is kind of weaponizing
my kids, like, literally.

She's like, "If you talk bad
about me to Andy,

I'm not watching them."
I'm like, uh...

- Uh-oh.
- I know.

Jo-Ellen, Rulla's husband Brian

admitted
to calling your work colleague.

So how is work going
for you since then?

Um, well, I was laid off
from that job.

That was not
why you were laid off.

I didn't finish speaking.
Shut up.

You got warnings before and
after, and everybody knows that.

Okay.
Why did you get laid off?

- Got fired from many other jobs.
- Why is she still here?

She was in three episodes.

Doesn't matter
how many episodes I'm in.

I'm not even gonna go there.
I'm not even gonna go there.

He, uh, they laid off a bunch
of us from the company.

I don't know if it had
anything to do with what

Rulla and Brian did, but it was
a bunch of us at corporate.

I didn't do anything. Correct
yourself. I did not do anything.

- You were in the room.
- I did not do anything.

- You were in the room.
- I was in the house.

Do you think Brian
had any--

- In the room. In an earshot.
- In the house.

That's the room.
You were----ing upstairs.

- Stop making false accusations.
- Do you think Brian

had any involvement?
- He didn't call my boss.

He called a colleague. He then
made a formal complaint--

You keep on saying
the story wrong.

Don't you think
I know my own----ing story?

No, everything that comes
out of your mouth is...

I have the proof.
What do you have?

Do you think his involvement
led to your layoff?

I don't think that it helped.

I don't know what led to it,
but I know that my boss

had to talk to me
about what Brian did

and writing
in the complaint about me.

I know that Brian was
trying to get me fired.

He said he was gonna sue
my company at the time,

and if they didn't lay me off...
- Oh, my God.

...because I was unfit.
I have proof.

- Stop your noises.
- Okay.

Show Brian when he comes.

Maybe it's your nose
- ing breathing. Shut up.

Jo-Ellen, shut your mouth.
At your age--

Can you let me
have my turn to speak?

- Yes, act your age, though.
- So do it. Stop speaking.

I can't deal with the things
that come out of that mouth.

The truth! You can't deal
with the truth.

Do you think she was fired
because of her husband?

No.

Um, Jo-Ellen, how has all
of this affected your career?

- Are you working again?
- I was working.

I actually just decided
a couple weeks ago

it was just too much
right now for me.

So I've decided after, you know,
20-something years of working,

I'm gonna be a stay-at-home mom
and, you know, focus on my kids.

- Mm-hmm.
- All right.

We need to take a break.
We'll be right back.

- Andy.
- Rulla.

I actually have, um,
Brian's surgery records

for the day that alleged video
was taken--

his whole entire schedule,
just so...

Okay, well, we're taking
a 5-minute break.

- Just, it's impossible.
- Yeah. Okay, Jo-Ellen.

Anybody can change a date
on their dash and everything.

Do you know what he does?
He prints out AI things for you

and tells you that he's going
to esthetic conferences?

- And he goes with [bleep].
- Oh, my God. Jo-Ellen.

- He does it.
- That was before.

- He is the AI queen!
- He hasn't been to a conference

in forever.
- You are delusional.

Actually, can you share
what one of the docs told you...

All you do is make it seem
like you're lying.

...when the camera's
rolling again, please?

All you do is say it's lying.
You didn't even see the video.

It doesn't matter. It was done.

They didn't stop----ing
until December.

Here she goes.

They were gonna--they were still
meeting up in January.

We definitely need
to get Brian out here.

I mean, he can defend himself.

- I'm tired. This subject's done.
- Rulla.

- I'm done.
- Oh, we can leave?

But I've already told you
to stop.

- He's texting her. I'm done.
- I'm handling things my own way.

- I stopped. This is the reunion.
- But you're not done.

You said you're gonna
torture us.

Did you think I wasn't--
You wanna talk sh-- about me?

- Do you think I--
- You're gonna torture me

until I'm 85 years old?
- Did you think that I wasn't

gonna come with proof?
- Let it be. Let it be and let--

- I'm done.
- No, but you're not done.

- We're here for the reunion.
- You're not done.

What did you think was
gonna happen at the reunion?

Did you think
that something was gonna happen?

Oh, my God. I'm so done.
So done.

Coming up next...

You're full of----ing sh--.
you.

That was so far back, Liz.

You're not gonna win, doll.
You're not gonna win.

And it was something
that looking back--

I'm trying to protect you.

So says the biggest psychopath
on the planet.

All right, guys,
let's settle in.

3, 2...

Welcome back

to "The Real Housewives
of Rhode Island" reunion.

I'm Andy Cohen.

So, Liz, when you said Alicia
was never homeless,

you meant what?

From what I remember,
my father left us homeless.

I will never hear
you say you were homeless.

You were never homeless
in your life.

When I initially said,
"You were never homeless,"

I was actually shocked
that Alicia was saying that.

But I do want you to know this.

Cigarette withdrawals.

I never meant
to demean your feelings.

The minute I abruptly went,
"You were never homeless,"

I was trying
to literally protect you,

not only from how it would seem,

but also from, like,
any backlash from people

in Rhode Island
who wouldn't have taken kindly--

I never wanted to do
anything but protect you.

- Thank you.
- I swear to you,

I am truly sorry for that.
That was never my intention.

- I don't think it was.
- You know, in Kabbalah,

they say when you bring red
to someone's face,

it's like the greatest sin.

That broke my heart
that I did that to you.

And for that, I'm sorry.

I accept your apology.
For me, even, like, opening up,

which I didn't even tell Billy
any of that, or really...

- Oh, wow.
- I was kind of embarrassed

about, like, having
a sh--ty father

'cause everyone that I grew up
with and all my cousins,

they all had this,
like, wonderful life.

And mine was like, I was, like,

trying to fake it
until you make it.

I just felt,
like, I got embarrassed.

And then you kept, like, saying,
"homeless" and "homeless"

in the car, and I'm like, no!
It was just, like,

I just felt like
I was, like, suffocating,

and I was so mad
that I was, like,

I couldn't control myself.
Like, and I hated that I didn't

have control over my emotions,
and I didn't think that,

like, you were, like,
seeing it that day.

You thought I was attacking you.
And I'm like,

"I can't even breathe."
Like, this is, like...

- Yeah.
- ...a gut punch over and over.

- And I--I...
- Right.

You know, it was just--
it was just hard.

- I understand that.
- I shake when I talk about it.

Like, I wanna say
I actually wasn't

the one who brought it up
in the car.

Let's just say,

and I don't wanna go further
with this, but let's just say

you both knew that we were gonna
be doing that in the car.

My mom--
I told her about my dad,

you know,
and she was like, "Good.

Like, you should be
talking about this," you know?

And I'm like,
I was just so awkward.

You felt ambushed in the car?

I did. They certainly knew that
that was going

to be going on
and coming up in the car.

- No, Jo, no?
- No, Liz.

- No.
- No.

No.

Liz, do you think that this was
a manufactured situation?

We didn't know three days
before that this was

coming up in the car?
- No.

- We didn't know?
- I didn't know that

any of this was--
- You didn't.

- No.
- No.

So I shouldn't talk about,
like, six...

We--I didn't send notes--
No one sent--she didn't--

...voice notes you sent me,
Jo-Ellen, and Kelsey

about doing this in the car...
- Uh, Liz, that's--

And then me saying,
"Please don't."

Liz, that is so far--

Why would I--if that was
a setup, you would have no idea.

- You told me.
- Exactly. You told me.

Why would I tell you
if it was a setup?

That's a lie. That's crazy.

So were your feelings
manufactured?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I have nervous breakdowns.

I should get an Academy Award.
I mean, come on.

Like, that's insane.
I couldn't breathe, literally,

and I was shaken up
for two days.

- Then why do it? Then why do it?
- Because you were attacking me,

and you were just like,
"You're doing this on purpose."

- Let me ask you a question. So--
- This is why--

I'm pretty sure, yeah, you
told me. I knew it was coming.

I never told--did I ever
say that to you guys?

I'm setting up Liz to
- ing have a nervous breakdown

on TV so everyone
can see me like that?

I don't know why
you wanted to do it.

That's crazy. You can't say that
out loud. That's scary.

Should I play it now?
I said it out loud.

- Now that scares me.
- Let me ask you a question.

- That scares me.
- Liz, let me ask you a question.

- It should. It should.
- Scary.

- Take accountability.
- In the car,

you were upset with Alicia,
but then it really turned...

- That's not a sorry.
- ...to Jo-Ellen.

- Correct.
- Why?

Because they both knew it was
happening, and I felt ambushed.

- I felt, like, heartbroken.
- You were ambushed?

You ambushed me,
and then you ambushed her.

You threw her
against the----ing thing

and grabbed her hair.

- That's an ambush.
- Okay.

I mean,
I definitely was surprised

at how quickly
this situation escalated.

I felt like, you know,
I'm sitting in the back seat.

I don't want them to fight. I'm
telling Alicia, stop, Liz, stop.

Like, I'm trying. You know,
they're both my friends.

I don't want
to see them fighting.

And then it continued into Capo,
and it kind of turned

from Liz upset with Alicia,
with Liz upset with me,

that I wasn't
a good enough mediator in this.

Jo, you can say what
you want,

but never once did you go,
"Oh, Alicia."

Like, you know her hot--
You know she didn't mean it.

You didn't do that.
You were very much,

"You have the right to feel.
No one can take that away,

and I understand it."

The consoling
and knowing beforehand

that it was gonna happen--

I didn't know any of
this was gonna happen.

- What are you talking about?
- Alicia and I--

Oh, you didn't listen
to your voice memos?

- No.
- So the world's

number one detective...
- I can show you. I can show you.

After referring...

Do you remember that I was
at a concert that day,

and I didn't call you back,
and you were, like--

Yes, you were at
the Morgan Wallen concert, yeah.

Yeah, and I didn't
answer your calls.

- It was three days.
- And I was hungover

as [bleep] the next day.

So the world's number one
detective has to be--

I just went past it.

Nobody's gonna
believe you, Jo-Ellen.

- After being--
- Rulla, stop speaking.

Nobody believes your husband.

This is--I'm talking
to you, Jo, not--

That's who people don't believe.

I referred back
to those voice messages

a hundred times to you.

I know, and you and I
have talked about this.

So the world's
number one detective

didn't go and listen to them?
- That was so far back.

You're full of----ing sh--.
you.

That was so far back, Liz.

- You took this out on me.
- You're not gonna win, doll.

- You're not gonna win.
- And it was something

that you had with Alicia.
- You are not gonna win this.

- Oh, my.
- Shut the [bleep] up.

- We're speaking.
- Kiss my ass.

Oh, my God. You don't have
an ass. Your skin's falling off.

I don't have to pump Ozempic
to look like this.

You never got it?
You're the victim?

If I got it, I never opened it.
I could scroll up.

Oh, and still to this day,
we refer to them several times.

- You still haven't.
- No, I still have not.

You, the world's number one
investigator. All right.

When we talk,
like, 57,000 texts after that.

I have not scrolled up.
- All right. You're full of sh--.

And this is why I don't trust
a thing you say.

No, it's not that
you don't trust me.

You're full of sh--.
No, I don't trust you.

You don't find me being
undying loyalty to you.

No, I don't trust you.

- Alicia, stop.
- You're a sick girl.

Liz, you stop.
Like, I tried to make it better.

You're a sick girl.

And somehow
you twisted it into--

No, you didn't try
to make it better. Listen.

- No, I did. How many times--
- The hand on my leg

for three hours?

"Calm down."
That's not making it better.

Liz, a normal person,
if somebody goes like this,

that's like--
- Not your hand, though.

- There's a difference.
- No, it's not your body.

- Normal people can be touched.
- Not your--

- I don't want your hands on me.
- You can't be touched.

- That's not on me.
- So if on the first time saying,

"Get your hand off me"...
- I'm trying to tell you,

"Hey, calm down."
- You should have taken it off.

- That's an act of affection.
- No, not with you.

- That's--
- It's a manipulative, weird...

No, that's me being like,
"Please stop.

You're looking bad."
I'm trying to protect you.

You're saying you're
trying to protect Alicia.

- I'm trying to protect you.
- From what?

- From what?
- From looking crazy.

Oh, okay.

And so I'm like,
"Please calm down."

So says the biggest psychopath
on the planet.

I'm trying to protect you.
You're saying you're trying

to protect Alicia.
I'm trying to protect you.

- You're looking--
- From what?

- From what?
- From looking crazy.

Oh, okay.

And so I'm like, "Please
calm down. Please calm down."

So says the biggest psychopath
on the planet. I need water.

I own that I'm a psychopath.
I own that.

Okay, and we're gonna
leave it there.

We are breaking for lunch.

- Whew.
- We have to.

Oh, I'm starving.
Perfect timing.

Oh, my God. My feet even hurt,
and I'm not even standing.

My heels are so bad.
They're way too big.

Hi!

I'm back.

Hi, everybody.

All-star, all-star, all-star.

Why don't you eat?
I love avocado.

Lizzie McGuire. Hi!

Do you wanna talk?

- I have anxiety.
- What are you having?

- Water. Do you want some?
- Yes.

Yeah. I love a hot water.

I just knew what I was
walking into. All knew.

Nah. Felt like an ambush.

It doesn't make sense.

She has these,
like, paranoia feelings.

- Mm-hmm.
- And she believes

everyone's against her.
- Right.

And in reality, you were
just telling her how you felt.

And I was trying to de-escalate
the situation

'cause we had
a 30 more minute ride to Boston.

Right.

You felt ambushed,
but I don't think

she necessarily thought that
that was gonna happen.

What? You mean when she brought
it up and segued into it?

The fact that
she started crying and stuff,

I think she thought
it was gonna go another way.

You should give her a sash--
"Not Homeless."

And you have
- ing Rulla talking sh--.

Shut the [bleep]--
I don't even.

- I wish--It was different.
- Her goddamn nose, her...

I don't even know who she is.

I have been staring
at her----ing face.

- I'm like...
- New girl.

- Who is this new cast member?
- New girl.

Oh, my God.

Brian didn't do anything
to get Jo-Ellen fired.

- That has to stop.
- Yeah.

Okay? The guys are gonna be
coming soon anyway.

And then it's gonna be,
like, you first, Jo-Ellen.

- Bring it. Like--
- You're not scared?

Don't be
in our business anymore.

Already owned everything. It's
none of your business. Like...

She's so ready to,
like, just attack.

- Right?
- And they're just----ing lies,

and I don't do well with lies.

- Bye. Love you.
- Bye, honey. Love you.

- I'm gonna walk with this.
- See you out there, kid.

- Are we going now?
- Yeah.

Oh.

Where am I going?

Should we bring out
some crackers?

I really didn't get
to eat lunch.

Priscilla,
do you have eye drops?

Rulla, can I have you slide
a little left?

- Closer to Liz?
- Yes.

As long as she promises
not to swing at me.

Stop.

Oh, yeah.

All right, guys,
let's settle in.

4, 3, 2...

We are back

with "The Real Housewives
of Rhode Island" Reunion.

When we left off,

we were talking about
Liz feeling ambushed.

Liz, I'm trying to understand
why you were so mad at Jo-Ellen.

Because I felt like
she was on board with it.

On board with setting you up
to discuss this again?

Correct.

Can I ask, though, something, though?

But that's, like, not the case.
I would not go after you.

That was, like, more
of an attack towards me.

I don't know how
you got attacked. I don't--

I don't think
anyone attacked you.

Well, it looks that way,
but that's not exactly

how it went down.
- Liz.

- It might appear that way.
- I think that you need to just

take ownership of your behavior
in the car.

No. You knew what
was happening going in.

- No, I did not.
- Let me ask you this.

- Is there any chance--
- I need to take ownership

of my behavior?
- Yes.

Babe, you are the most cunning,
scary human being

that I have ever looked at...
- You still can't take ownership.

...in the face
in my entire life.

You still can't take ownership
of your behavior.

Oh, no, I'm taking ownership
of my behavior.

- I'm not excusing it. However--
- Okay.

- Nope, that's where you stop.
- However--

You don't do a "however"
or a "but."

You say, "I'm taking ownership."

No, I say what the
I wanna say, okay?

Okay, well,
that's not taking ownership.

- Whether you like it or not...
- That's not taking ownership.

...in your cunning,
little, sneaky--

- Very sneaky. I see it, Liz.
- You are, babe.

I'm not the one that flipped out
on Alicia in the car.

- Babe...
- I was trying to soothe

the moment between both of you.
It's on camera.

No, I think Alicia was
amping herself up a bit.

- Oh, my God, Liz. Liz.
- She was crying. She was crying.

That's crazy.
What's wrong with you? Wake up.

That's why
I said you are abusive.

- You're nuts!
- When someone says--I'm nuts?

- You're nuts.
- I'm nuts? I'm nuts?

Alicia, look,
I wanna explain to you, like...

- I'm crazy?
- ...about that homeless thing.

I attacked you?
I know. We set you up.

It's all a setup, Liz.
You're right.

It's all a----ing setup.
You're right.

- I don't wanna deal with it.
- It was.

It's a stupid conversation.
Get over yourself.

- You're not that great, okay?
- I don't think I am.

Get over yourself.
It wasn't a setup.

'Cause if it was a setup, it
would be a lot better than that.

Now relax.

Liz, let me ask you this.

Now that you've seen
the episode where

Rosie's man is singing quite
beautifully from the stage

as there's chaos at the table,

I wanna give you a moment
to address

the hair touch
and the chair push.

- What did I do?
- Good job. You did it.

- Pull my hair again, Liz.
- Why am I not being human?

I literally will----ing
punch you in the face.

Stop it,----ing both of you.

I am tactile-defensive.
All I wanted was space.

If you're tactile-defensive,
then why pull my hair?

I just wanted her away from me.
I wanted her hands off of me.

When I told you that
you did that, you're like,

"No, I didn't."

You pulled my hair.
Did you kick my chair?

- Were you aggressive towards me?
- I pulled your hair.

- Were you, yes or no?
- You're a freak.

You are the----ing devil.

- Yeah, I did it. I was wrong.
- Okay.

I just wanted you away from me.

I wasn't physically assaulting
you. I pushed your chair.

- I wanted you away from me.
- Pulling someone's hair and

kicking them in the chair and
pushing my chair twice is not--

What about, like,
did you say to me,

"I'll beat the----ing sh--
out of you"?

- I did say that.
- Yeah.

Jo-Ellen,
everyone here has witnessed

you exhibit really bizarre
- ing behavior...

Fine. Did I ever say
I was perfect?

...that you don't show
on the camera.

- I own my sh--.
- All right.

That's the difference
between you and me.

- I own it.
- It's not okay.

You can't ever----ing
own anything.

- This is mine.
- You can't ever own anything

when you're wrong.
- But really--

You apologized to Alicia.
I wasn't even the one

that you were fighting with.
- 'Cause I don't think

Alicia has--has
an evil intent or a bad heart.

I tried to make it better
for you guys in the car.

You 100% do.

Do you feel
like you owe her an apology

for what happened at Capo?
- No.

- No.
- Nor will I ever. No.

- That just shows your character.
- No. Whatever.

Most people fear being exposed.
I fear character manipulation.

Well, you should fear it
the next time I pull your hair.

How about that? 'Cause, you
know, that's just, like, not--

You're just not nice.
You're not a nice person.

- Look at me shake.
- You act immature. You act--

That must have
really harmed you--

that hair out of place...
- Friends don't--

...that I still can't even see
what really happened.

What about kicking the chair?
What about pushing the chair?

I don't know.
Is it normal behavior to have

your devil hands
on someone for three hours

when they're telling you
to get them off? You incite--

Honestly, who looks like
the devil? You do.

You incite rage.

You fought with every
single person on the stage.

- Correct. Well, not Ashley.
- Who's the devil now?

- Not really.
- Sorry, not Ashley.

So who's the devil now?

Well, I mean, pretty much
so have you.

- You are not a friend, ever.
- You know what? You're right.

- You're right.
- Alicia, I don't think,

is coming from a bad place.
- You're right.

Yeah, but I'm coming
from a horrible place.

Jo-Ellen and Liz,

have the two of you
ever been in a fight before?

- We have.
- Wanna say why?

Because your clothes
smelled like smoke,

and you let me
borrow your ski suit.

And I said, "Oh, do you want me
to wash it beforehand?

I didn't use it." And you said,
"No, why would you?"

I said, "Well,
it smells like smoke."

And so you didn't like that
I said that to somebody,

and I was just trying to
dry clean your sh--.

I lent it to you
over my own kid.

- You didn't tell me that.
- You never gave it back, but--

I gave it back. I gave it back
the day I got home.

"Kind of smelled like smoke."
I didn't even smoke in it.

We had to hide it in the closet
because it stunk up

the whole room.
I had my children that night.

Okay, so you fought
about a smoky snowsuit.

I wonder how this leaves you.
I mean, have you--

I thought we recovered.

And then,
obviously, watching it back,

I was pretty surprised that
Liz didn't text me and be like,

"Hey, listen,
I didn't remember doing that.

I'm sorry that I did that."

I think of Liz
as a very close friend.

I was just with Liz
on Mother's Day

a week and a half,
two weeks ago.

But it makes me question,
maybe--maybe she's right.

Maybe we're not friends.

When did this narrative
come from

that we were ever best friends?

I thought we were,
and I was gravely mistaken.

Well, you spent
Mother's Day together.

I was gravely mistaken.

You spent Mother's Day
together.

Yeah, I picked her up.
She was upset because

her mother and sister...
- She called me on Mother's Day.

- ...left her out.
- You called me on Mother's Day

and said, "I'm having a bad day.
Do you want to go for a drive?"

We went. We had drinks. I had a
good day before that with Gary.

You are one of--You truly are
a dangerous mother----er.

But my mom did not invite me out
till Thursday.

You embody something...
that... my soul rejects.

And I'm sorry that you think
I reject you.

You embody something that I have
to chase after, like my mother.

You're a narcissist
like my mom. You just--

I'm not your mom, babe.
I'm not your mom, bitch.

But you are the same
exact type of person.

- I'm not your ma, okay?
- So I look for love with you,

and maybe I need to just
distance myself

from you and her.

Alicia and Liz, where do
the two of you stand now?

I will always love Liz.
I know that she knows that.

We're good. We're good.
I think we are.

I'm never gonna see you
and not feel like

I wanna laugh or feel like...
- Right.

Aw, Alicia, the other day,
I walked in a place and went,

"I love a good fireplace."

And I'm like,
what did you just say?

- Like, I mean...
- Yeah, I call people "Dolly."

You just bring happy vibes.
Like...

...that I really
was remorseful that day

and 10 days after that.

Whew.

Okay, and we're gonna
leave it there,

and we are
gonna be right back.

Coming up...

I don't know what's bigger,

your mouth
or what's between your legs.

I'm gonna break
your----ing nose.

Say something, Rulla.
You're----ing nuts.

Welcome back

to "The Real Housewives
of Rhode Island" Reunion.

So, Rosie, at Trivia,
you said that Jo-Ellen,

Liz, and Kelsey have a clique.
- Mm-hmm.

Why do you think
they're so tight,

and how do you feel about it?

They all know each other.
They're all from Cranston.

That's probably part of it.

I know that Alicia liking me was
like a huge issue for them.

They started calling her
the flip-flopper.

I think that they're
just protecting each other,

and that's nice.

I think that all three of them
jumped down my throat

at the mansion
from a backhanded compliment.

Like,
there's blind loyalty there.

Rosie, I think that was
the first genuine thing

that came out of your mouth.

I actually felt for a second
that you were telling the truth.

What have I not
told the truth about?

She's giving you a compliment,
and you just went

right on the defensive.
So she's telling you, like,

"Hey, I thought
you were being genuine."

Those were good words.

They were.
I thought that was genuine.

In the moment,
I was genuine about what I said.

I really did think that
that was her--

I mean, she can roll her eyes.
That's fine.

But I really did think

that she was being genuine.

Looking back on it,
watching it,

I was like, ooh,
the attitude that I said

sounded
a little bit condescending.

- Yeah.
- So I get it now,

watching back,
but in that moment,

I genuinely did feel like
she was being honest.

I think tailing it with "You're
being honest for the first time"

was the issue.

Yeah, and--and I mean,
listen, I said what I said.

You're being open
for the first time.

Did you accept her apology?

Well, I don't think
that was an apology.

- Oh, was that an apology?
- No, it was just an explanation.

Well, she said--
it was an acknowledgement.

I think they were
trying to sniff you out.

They wanted to know
who your family was.

They wanted to know more about
you, who your ex-boyfriend is.

This is just
like a Rhode Island thing.

I know that for me,
personally, I don't do,

like, the clique thing.
I do not do that.

I never had
anything against her.

I don't have,
like, blind loyalty.

I've made attempts with you.

I've called you if
I thought something was nice.

- Mm-hmm.
- And I don't do that staunch,

"If you hate her, I hate her"

'cause, certainly,
no one does that for me.

Jo-Ellen was the one that
told me a couple months ago

you had
a whole group chat where

you talked sh-- about me
and made them delete it.

- I heard that. So, Jo-Ellen--
- You know, and hearing other

things like that, so, like,
that makes me think, okay,

like, I know Kelsey
doesn't like me, clearly.

Jo-Ellen talks sh--
about me as much as she can.

Then she tells me we're friends.
And you hang out with them,

So how am I supposed to know
what to do?

Yeah, like, sometimes
we talk sh-- about you.

Once I started figuring out what
this was over here, I'm like,

let's delete the thing
and start over again. Right?

So what Jo-Ellen does is
she has a dinner with Rosie

and tells Rosie
I was so vicious

in this text thread
and I forced

them all to delete it.

Not entirely accurate.

We all agreed to delete,
you know, and this is

way before we started filming.

But why would you tell her
I forced you?

So it sounds like
Rosie has good reason

to be suspicious of you guys.

We've all said negative things
about each other.

This was no different.

On "Watch What Happens Live,"

Jo-Ellen said Rosie stopped
answering her texts

after the season began airing.
- Mm-hmm.

That's not true.
Like, I do text her on and off.

There was
an extended period of time

where she was just saying
really mean things

in the press about me,
and it was hurting my feelings

because I thought
we were becoming friends.

And then on top of that,

she started making these videos
about "Rhode Trippin."

Come with us on
our road trip to New York City.

What do you guys eat
on a road trip?

I'll tell you my favorite thing
in the entire world

for road trips. Slim Jims.

Thinking it was
really funny to mock my job.

I did text you about that.
My social media girl--

Yeah, but you were making,
like, four or five of them.

I don't believe that
your social media girl

made you do these video.
It was your idea.

My social media girl did it,
and I even have the text to her,

and I said,
"You have to be really careful.

You called that
'Road Tripping.'"

You did, like,
four or five of them.

Rulla, stop speaking.

I don't even know who you are.
Who? This is a new cast member.

- Who are you?! Who are you?!
- You're in three episodes.

- Who are you?!
- Shut the [bleep] up.

- you, Jo-Ellen.
- I'll get to you in a minute.

No one even knows who you are.
Who are you?

I'm way more
important than you, bitch.

- No, you're not.
- Sit the [bleep] down.

- All I was gonna say--
- You are nobody.

So good that
you're finally speaking.

- You're nobody.
- 'Cause you were in no episodes.

You're nobody. You're a----ing
slut. That's all you are,

in the whole----ing state.
- Whoo.

You know what? Guess what.
Your husband's a slut.

No, [bleep] you.
You sleep with doctors!

You have it after my husband.
You sleep with doctors!

- Sit down. You cannot--
- I don't know what's bigger,

your mouth or what's
between your legs, bitch!

I'm gonna break
your----ing nose.

Say something, Rulla.
You're----ing nuts.

No. You all----ing know!
You know!

- Know what? Know what?
- You know! You know!

- Know what?
- And you all know.

She's a----ing whore, but she
wants to point the finger

at everybody else.
- Oh, I'm a whore?

- Your husband's not a whore?
- Rulla, no.

Put my husband aside!
He's a separate conversation!

Oh, no.
You can't even admit that.

Please, bitch.

Next week,
the Reunion continues.

Alicia, I have
something here for you.

Gerry, Dino is
a good friend of yours.

He's become more famous
than us, I think.

Listen, you gotta
tell Rulla everything.

- So the business...
- Yeah.

Did you know that he made
the mistress part owner?

Brian, why did you have
a tracking device

on Rulla's car?

Brian, did you think, "Oh, well,
this is gonna come out"?