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Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Rhode Island"...

Liz!

Got my hat.

Alicia's family.
I love them.

My sister and Alicia's mom,

they're best friends.

They're already attacking you.

- Come on in.
- Ooh.

This is nice.
- It's not 16,000-square-feet.

I moved out of my ex's house
right before the Newport trip.

- How much is the rent?
- I'm not paying for it.

- Who's paying for it?
- Not for now.

Who do you think's
paying for it?

- Your ex is paying for it.
- Yeah.

More than
has been uncovered.

Who are we even talking about?

Rulla?
- Yeah.

This is bad.

There's this long hug.

They're,
like, embracing each other.

It's like a five-minute hug.
It's like, who hugs that long?

- Oh, my God.
- Hey, Brian.

- Glad you're here.
- So beautiful.

Brian, thank you
for having us.

My pleasure.

I love hanging out with Rulla,

but I don't wanna give her
the bad news.

I feel like I'm carrying
a poster,

like, I know what you did
last week.

Why does
Kelsey care so much about

my house when she doesn't
even have a----ing house?

It's projection.

I'm gonna ask her to cut
my hair again.

- Okay.
- I'm doing everything I need

to do to keep everybody happy
and then it's wah!

If that happens again
and it's unjustified,

give them hell.

Rosie, it was a joke.

Where the
is your house?

At least I'm on the deed
of this----ing house.

Like, where are you?

Everybody in Rhode Island knows
you [bleep] married men.

Every single----ing person.

Get the [bleep] out of
my house.

Don't [bleep] touch me.

I'm so [bleep] over this sh--.
This----ing bitch.

off.

Such a [bleep].

Need to get
my protection spray out.

Anywhere that she was.

I have to sage this whole
- ing house now.

- Hi.
- Hi.

How'd the haircut go?

We didn't even
get to the haircut.

I barely got in the house.

- What?
- She freaked out, yells at me.

Starts saying,
you [bleep] married men.

Everyone in Rhode island
knows you're a whatever.

I go, what are you
- ing talking about?

I go, I've slept with six guys
in my entire----ing life, one.

Number two,

you [bleep] the basketball
coach, but yet I'm the ho?

I've never slept with
a married man in my life.

She slept with not just one.
Two that I know of.

She didn't say any of
this at any other point

when we were ever together.

One being a person
at her old job.

And she ruined
that guy's marriage.

Then there was another
affair with a basketball coach.

He paid her off to not

talk about their relationship,
which is why she has

money to buy a house

that she just bought.

All of a sudden you feel
like you're

a macho man
in your own home to try to,

like, talk down to me.

The same way that she says

my ex-boyfriend paid off
the judges,

it's the same
way that that coach paid

off her to shut her mouth.

I mean, those now,
like, late allegations.

Yeah, no, no, I know. Like,
she's mad that I called

her out,
but she's lied about things.

And that's the whole
premise of our arguments,

is that she's not honest.
- I'm speechless right now.

I'm gonna send
her a Venmo charge for my gas.

It took me
to drive to her house.

I hear you.

Oh, my God, I'm so crooked.

Oh, my gosh.
You are crooked.

- I should move it, huh?
- Do you need this?

Yes.

Oh, no.
Should I move? Oh, that guy's.

He's not gonna be happy with me.
Such an asshole.

- All right.
- This is like Costco.

- They have samples here?
- They have samples here.

Oh, my gosh.

This is the biggest, heaviest
chocolate bar I've ever seen.

- It's 11 pounds.
- Oh, my God.

Should ths
be the winner for trivia?

It's not the worst idea.
- No, it's really not.

But we won't do that.

So who's coming to trivia?

All the girls.
Rosie, Jo-Ellen, and Kelsey

and Liz and Alicia.

We're planning trivia night.

We're gonna go all out for
it because anything we can add

that'll create success and
buzz is something that we want

for Audrey's because we want
Audrey's to make Jared happy.

- We could do pina coladas.
- Is that too much?

- No.
- You have a blender?

I have two blenders.

Yes.
This is Jared's baby.

So hopefully something like this

really energizes it.

- Doritos.
- Can't go wrong.

I guess we're selling
doritos now.

Hi.
Jared and I are stocking

up for trivia this week.

This is gonna be like,
the most jacked up

trivia night
you've had in a long time.

We're gonna have the girls there

and, you know, dominate
the trivia.

So, like,
I don't know if I want to go.

Wait, what if all
the girls are going?

Because.
- Bye, Rosie.

I let you talk about this.
Tell Rich I say hello.

- Why?
- Because Kelsey was just at my

house and she was supposed to
cut my hair, and she pulled up

and had, like, a siren blasting
and was like, house police.

House police.
Where is the 8,000-square-feet?

And it was just like
the craziest noise then.

Well, was
she trying to be funny?

No, I don't think she was trying
to be funny.

Rosie, it was a joke.
It was a joke.

What kind of person comes

out like
that with a siren saying

house police without
being trying to be funny?

It didn't come across funny.

Like, I actually want
nothing to do with her.

Like, I'm good.

I told her to get the
out of my house.

It was like really bad.

So should I not
invite her to trivia?

I mean, you can do
whatever you want, but if

she goes to trivia,
I'm not going.

Well, no, I need you to go.

Obviously, I want
you to be there over her.

I know.

I don't know what to do
because you know that if I don't

invite her, she's
gonna start it with me, too.

After our trip, I was like,
I think I'm fitting in.

I think
they're understanding me.

I walked away from
it feeling that we were

really bonded as a group.

Apparently,
I may have been the only one.

She's not
gonna come if Kelsey comes,

so now I'm in a predicament.

Wait, what?

She couldn't even come
to my house and be nice.

You think she's going to
come to trivia and be nice?

No, she doesn't
want to be nice.

She wants to be a mean girl.

I just really don't
want it to explode in any way.

I want everybody
just to have fun.

I just don't want Ashley to be
in a sh--- position.

Honestly, like,
do whatever you want.

If you want to invite her,
cool, but I'm not going if

she's there. I'm just,
like, not interested in

being a part of it anymore.

Okay, well, now I'm just

going to,
like, let it simmer.

We'll talk to you later.
- Bye.

Listen, if somebody's putting
you in the predicament of,

like, well, I'm not
going to go if they're there.

And it's like, well, now you're
putting me in a bad position.

- I understand that.
- I would just try to do

whatever
you think is the best thing

and then you can
live with your decision.

What I know I right now

is to just let this whole

situation simmer because
I will come up with clarity.

I will get it.
- I agree.

Can you pop open those Doritos?

No.

Guess the tide's coming up.

I got you beat, Alicia.
Whoop, whoop.

Still works.

Hey, girl.

Hey, I'm at the beach.
Where are you?

I'm right down in front of
the lifeguard with--

Rulla!

Hi, pretty.

Yeah, sexy mama.

She is ready.
So do you. Love you.

I was gonna wear those glasses.
That would have been so funny.

We would've been twinning.
- We would have been twinning.

So how was your day?
Did you work?

I worked
a little bit this morning.

- Yeah.
- I just wanted to get some

things out of the way so
I could see you and be in peace.

I feel guilty
leaving the kids behind.

Are they at camp?

My mom's with Layla.

Luca's at baseball camp
this week.

- That's really cute.
- How about your little angel?

What's she up to today?
- She's at camp too.

Lincoln School for girls.
It's like woman empowerment.

Like classes.

Like kind of like
how to run a business.

Alicia, I love
that you need to be in there.

I know. Oh, my God. Amanda.

Oh my God. I thought
I was seeing things.

Oh, my God.
Who are you with?

My girlfriend.
You're about to go on tuning.

I was literally just thinking
of you this morning.

Have you seen Jo-Ellen at
all lately?

Not really, no.

- Last summer?
- No.

Just shows you that
I'm not the only one

who's had issues with Jo-Ellen.
- I know.

Amanda and
Jo-Ellen were really close.

They no longer talk.

Jo-Ellen stirred
some kind of pots there.

This is what defines Jo-Ellen, unfortunately.

She thinks she's a detective,
but she's really just being

a douche.

All right,
so how does that happen?

How does this,
like, how does-- this is.

It's Rhode Island.
It's Rhode Island.

What you just said, like,
I totally didn't even remember,

is that like she has problems.
- I feel so bad.

You know, there are
two sides to every story.

But I know, for sure, she felt
stabbed in the back by her too.

Right, right.

The last thing
I want to do is spend time at

a trivia night with Jo-Ellen.

And Ashley did invite me,

but there's just been
too much negative energy.

And I just
have felt like I want to

distance myself from
that for my own well being

and protection right now.

I always have had this light

and I feel like
it's been dimmed.

No one's like,
relationship's perfect.

And I'm not going to judge
you because I mean, I've heard

it all from, you know,
like from just even my family.

I'm just trying to do everything
to stay zen, to smile,

'cause God forbid it happen
to you, it would weigh you down.

Brian used to kiss
the ground that I walked on.

And that's
why it's just been very...

It's kind of hard to believe

that things like that can
happen.

- Yeah.
- You know, but it's like,

I'm taking steps
up the ladder right now.

I'm just climbing
right back up to kind of, like,

repair how I've always felt.

I want you to be happy.
So I feel like I'm so happy

whatever you choose to do
or what you are doing, you know?

So with the video, I still
haven't talked to Rulla.

That's, like, brutal news to
tell someone that has two kids.

How long have
you been married for again?

We've been married
for over nine years.

We've been together
for over 12.

- That's a long time.
- Yeah.

When I was younger,
my dad left.

And my mom took my dad
back a few times.

I forgive my mom trying to go
back with my father

because she struggled
financially,

she struggled emotionally.

And I feel bad for her
that she had this burden,

you know, and she couldn't
do anything about it.

Like, you have
your own business.

Like, if he was to leave you,
if you were to leave him,

you don't need him at all.

Like, if Billy was
to ever do this to me,

I would have nothing.

He would basically own
me because I'm not working.

Everything's
in his name, you know?

And I think of you like,
you're so set up that, like,

you don't need a man.

Here's the bottom line.

If the time were to come,
something were to happen,

and you feel like you can't
get it figured out now,

you're gonna
be five times worse later.

And then there's your daughter.

Not to say he's not
gonna leave things for her,

for Celina, but what steps

are you gonna take to take care

of you so
that you feel empowered?

Because I am
a finance expert,

I think that Alicia
needs to take the time,

rather than sweeping
things under the carpet,

to educate
herself a little bit more.

I wanna make sure
I can help her in any way

so that she can
protect herself.

I'm so used to relying on him.
He made it so easy.

And it's easy, too.
A lot of women do.

But that's like me being lazy.

You need to
just claim what's yours.

You have to claim
your steak to Pizza Mamma

to put together, like,
a little business plan.

Okay, I just-- I don't know
what I'm waiting for.

I don't know.
- Don't wait.

I'm very nervous to demand
a stake in Pizza Mamma,

but Billy and I are,
obviously, not married.

So if we were to break up

I do not want to be left
with nothing.

You need to just get
your financial

ducks in a row
just to make sure that

you're socking
money aside for yourself.

I don't. I used to.
I was doing $10 a week.

That's better than zero.

Coming up...

Do you guys think it's bad if

you break up
with somebody for them to

still pay for something?

Does he ask
for anything in return?

Yeah. I gotta go back to
his house

and blow him once a week.

I'm excited. See everybody.

Definitely.

Hi, how are you?

Reservation for six
under Jo-Ellen.

- Yeah, of course.
- Thank you.

Thank you.
Oh, hello.

Hello, pretty.
You look beautiful.

Thank you.

Hi, Gerry.
Are you and Gary matching?

I just saw that. I was gonna go
back to the car

and get a different jacket.

- Hi, guys.
- How are you?

We all match tonight.

Hi, boss.

I'll sit here, right.

Why don't we switch?
Because he's yours.

That one's mine.

Not that I don't want to
sit next to you, Gary.

I would love to.
- I really wanted to sit next

to you.
She's making me.

Contrary to what Rosie said,

I don't suck dick for a career.

I went from one boyfriend

to the next
and I suck his for free.

- We golfed.
- You guys golfed today?

Billy probably is the top ten
worst golf putters.

Gerry and Bill got together

and even Bill knows Gary.

They hang out by themselves,

but we haven't done
double dates or triple dates

so this is the first time.

And it's nice like I feel like
we're, like, actually together.

I have a gin drink they make

me at the bar with
pomegranate and extra lemons.

- She knows.
- The bartender knows.

Lemon drop martini on the rocks.

No limoncello.
- Grey goose.

Martini, blue cheese,
stuffed olives, please.

Are we doing our entrees too?

Yeah. Could I do a filet, please?

Medium rare.
- I'll do a filet.

- Listen, it's been a minute.
- Oh, my God.

This looks
like straight alcohol.

Good.
Maybe you need it.

Wait. What happened today?

Rosie called me today.

- Really?
- I tried to be kind.

I am in, like, disbelief.
I don't even know what to say.

I'm proud of you for
sticking up for yourself.

Yeah.

I'm just shocked
she called you.

Last I checked,
Rosie and Jo-Ellen

weren't best buddies, like,
Jo-Ellen didn't even like her.

There's a reason why
I call Jo-Ellen

the little banana peel
because you're just

walking around and striding
along and boop.

You can just slip right on it
and not even know it hit you.

Yeah.

Kind of.

Always.

Um, anyway, Rosie called you.

Yes. So Rosie called me
this afternoon.

Oh, she wanted to tell you
about our escapades?

I want to hear Rosie's account
of what happened.

Rosie's account was
you came in with,

I don't know
if she's like a boombox,

some type of like a speaker
and it was going whoo, whoo,

you were like,
it's the square footage police.

She's telling me and she's
like really angry and upset.

- Was she being like combative?
- Oh, yeah.

One thing led to another.
She's like, no, no.

You attacked my character.
You attacked my house.

She started
getting louder and louder.

Then she says my
career is dick sucking.

- What?
- No.

- What?
- Like her...

- I know that's not true.
- Billy knows that's not true.

And I was a slam pig. I don't
even know what that means.

So I didn't hear
any of this.

- Wait, what's a slam pig?
- She called you a slam pig?

I'm gonna ask Google.

Word for word on Google,

a slam pig
is a promiscuous woman

who's fat and ugly,

who pumps and dumps.

Does that look like me?

I don't think so.

Unattactive?

So basically,
it's not a compliment.

It's a kind of term that
is cruel

that's used in a locker room.

How stupid!

I don't really like those
derogatory like slut--

phrases, I don't know.

Skeeve them, actually.

Slam pig.

Well, she said it when I was
halfway out the door.

On top of it, she throws
my sh-- on the ground.

- Really?
- A few dryers in there.

You know,
I'm worried about tomorrow

with trivia night.

Rosie will not go
if Kelsey goes.

Bye-bye to Rosie.

I'll show up.

If she doesn't wanna
show up, that's on her.

I would rather chew
glass than go to trivia

night with Rosemary Woods.

But I'm going to be
supportive for Ashley.

I wanna be there to
support her, support Jared.

And hopefully there's a question
of who's a lying bitch

'cause I would have
the answer for that.

Guys,
can I ask you a question?

- What?
- No, something unrelated

I just wanted to open up
this debate to the floor.

Do you guys think it's bad
or do you think it's normal if

you break up with somebody
that you've been with them for

an extended period of
time for them to still pay for

something?
- So he pays your rent.

Does he pay anything else?

My health insurance.

And my car insurance.

Fine. Completely fine.

I was living at Liz's house

and her ex-boyfriend was
shoving money

underneath the door.
- She said that!

Completely fine.

Does he ask for anything
in return?

Yeah, I gotta go back to his
house and blow him

once a week.

No.

See, I agree with you.
Bill, what do you feel?

I mean, I get where the whole
situation's coming from,

but, like, it's not
his obligation.

And it shouldn't be hers
to take from him.

It's not his problem.

Ten years of my life
I dedicated to somebody.

It's not like I left
with alimony.

Common law. It's a marriage.

Bill would have had me move in
right when I left my ex's house.

I was like, no,
I want my place for a year.

But also
with my ex, if I do get

serious with Bill, he's
not gonna pay the rent anymore.

I get that. I get
where she comes from.

But, like,
I don't want him paying for it.

Well, I don't wanna
be homeless like Alicia.

Gar, remember I told you when
we got home,

I was like,
was Alicia ever homeless?

- And he was like...
- Yeah, I don't know where--

I don't know
where all that came from.

When she said that,
I was taken aback.

Alicia, she's
always had a very good life.

She was like, well, you know,
my dad took the house.

And then we had to move in
with my grandmother.

That doesn't mean you're
sleeping under the stars

in a sleeping bag, homeless.

That means you're at
somebody else's home

and that sucks and that
sh--'s hard.

- Yeah.
- But I don't think, like,

dad can take the house
away from the mom and kids.

That's what she said. I wish
you were on the walk with me.

She opened up, but like,
I don't really wanna say

everything because that's like
private and something that

she just said to me, but I've
never heard that side of her.

I have a soft spot for Alicia.
We have a history.

We have a past.

I was there--
- When she was a child.

Correct. I was there
and you were never homeless.

Alicia and I, like,
I know her familiarity.

I know her mom,
I know her aunts.

I mean, I know who she is.

So, like I said what I said,

she was never homeless.

I stand by that.

My mother and
her mother were, like,

best friends when they were 17
years old. We go way back.

I think I can speak pretty
firmly about her childhood.

I think I would
know she was homeless.

All right,
so she wasn't homeless.

She exaggerated a little bit.

She's been hanging out
with Rosie way too much.

Coming up...

She's beauty, she's grace.

She's Miss Slam Pig
United States.

Oh, my God.

Order up, please.

This looks great.

I know.
So everybody's coming?

Kelsey and
Rosie are both coming.

So hopefully they're fine.

Tonight is trivia night.

A lot is riding on this.
This is our place of business.

I don't want drama happening.

That would be just a bad look.

They'll be at different tables.

My digestion has not been right
since having to deal with

this invite, disinvite
situation.

I'm so nervous.

I don't like conflict.

I'm afraid something
will arise.

If something arises,
everybody's going home.

Trivia's canceled.

I'm not having a fight in here.
You know what I mean?

- Oh, hi.
- Hello.

Oh, my God,
I love your outfit.

Do you, like,
go back there a lot?

Oh, yeah, I go back and forth.

This is my favorite
outfit you've worn.

- Oh, my God, stop.
- No, it's nice.

You have bad news
to tell me or something?

- Kelsey is coming.
- Why?

Because you felt awkward and
you didn't know how to say no?

Oh, yes, actually.

Well, she better
stay the [bleep] away from me.

Well, that's why
I designed this.

This is our table.
That is their table.

I thought that maybe Liz
could sit with us.

I like Liz.

Oh, look. Liz looks like she's
20 years old.

Oh, my God. Hello.

You look so good.

- Thank you.
- You're gorgeous.

Do you need anything to eat?
We can, like, put some dip in.

Do you have gin?

- Can I just get the sangria?
- Yes. Very good here.

How are you doing?
- How are we doing?

- I'm great.
- Hi, guys.

Hi, Dolly.

- Hi.
- Hi, honey.

- Hi, Dolly.
- How are you?

- Are you guys good?
- Yeah.

You guys look so pretty.
Hi.

I got you the table
over there so you and Alicia

and Kelsey can sit over there.

Rulla can't come tonight,
but everybody else is.

But hang out with us until we--
until they come.

Come stand,
order a drink.

I'm glad that everybody's here.

It's gonna be fun.

I think it's gonna be fun.
- It's gonna be fun.

It's trivia. You can't
have a bad time at trivia.

How are you doing today?
How was yesterday?

I know you mentioned you threw

Kelsey's stuff outside.

Wait, we didn't get that far.

I felt really disrespected at

my own house.
- Be honest.

Was there a little part
of you that went in saying,

I'm gonna zing
her back and show her?

Well, at the very least,
she doesn't wanna talk to me

or hear what I'm saying.

So let me show her
the physical plans.

I want to hear what she says.
I want to hear what she says.

Why? I was asking a question.
I just wanted the answer.

I'm waiting for the answer.
I'm trying to get the answer.

I'm trying to get the answer.
Let her talk for a second.

I wanted to have a nice day.

She drove into my street
with a bullhorn and mocked me.

I know Rosie feels
disrespected, but, like,

was she really disrespected,
or can she just not take a joke?

Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to trivia night
here at Audrey's Coffee House

and Lounge. Category number one
this evening is gonna be

about one of my favorite things
in this world-- Disney.

Amazing. I'm so glad you're
here. This is gonna be so fun.

I really think so.
- It's packed.

Yeah. Aubrey's is so cute.

And I love Aubrey's,
and I love trivia.

A wise pig in Toy Story.

The piggy bank.
But what is his name?

I don't know. I think it might
just be Piggy.

And there's so much to tell you.

- Are we on the same team?
- Yes.

What's the pig's
name in Toy Story?

- I think it's like bacon.
- I wrote Kelsey.

Rosie called
her a slam pig yesterday.

- What?
- I'm dying right now.

Rosie called me right after
it happened.

She was like shaken up.

I think she's had it.

She's always, like,
the punching bag.

Kelsey, all right,
where is she?

I need a drink.

Which one of the following

is not one of
the nine "Star Wars" movies?

- No idea.
- I know nothing about this.

Oh, my God.

She's beauty. She's grace.

She's Miss Slam Pig
United States.

Oh, my God. I'm dead.

I'm gonna wear
that sash with pride.

I'm gonna make sure everyone
knows that you called me

a slam pig and if she can't
take the heat of something

that she called me,
that's on her.

- I'm done with that.
- Just don't even look at it.

Please don't look at it.
- I can't. It's so stupid.

She has a sense of humor.
You can't say she doesn't.

I have never been in
such a pickle like, I...

am in the middle of
this and I am freaking out.

Hi, Rosie. How are you?

Kelsey must have thought
that this was gonna be funny.

Thank you for not uninviting me.
I appreciate it.

Do I think that Kelsey
can really pull off this

Jabby joke? No.

This is nice, Rosie, listen,
I learned a new word.

We don't need to talk.

I don't want to talk,
believe me.

Then stop.

Slam Pig slash
Sugar Baby for 100, Alex.

And the answer is.
Who is Kelsey? Who is Kelsey?

Does anybody know?
Just a bitch, apparently.

She's literally the worst.

- Lizzie.
- All right.

So what's going on over there,
Liz?

What's going on with
your table?

I want to hear
what Rosie has to say.

- Do you see my text?
- Question number three.

Cliques gotta clique.
You know that.

All right, what the
happened?

Let's be honest.

I think that you've been picked
on a lot lately.

Thank you for having my back.

What is the name of the big blue
bug in Providence,

Rhode Island?

I'm sick
of people picking on you.

How would they like
it if someone did that to them?

No, come sit.

Give me a break.
You know what I mean?

Remember who you are.
Stop trying to prove your point.

- You're right.
- I'm sorry to interrupt, guys,

but do you know what
the name of the big blue bug is?

I think it's
just a big blue bug.

All right, hang on.
I'll be right back.

Where the
are you going?

I just want to eat buffalo
chicken dip.

I like to eat. Hi.

So she called you because
she felt comfortable with you.

Rosie did, right?

- Join the party?
- Yeah, you can join the party.

HBO stand for?

This is not like
an attack on anybody.

We're just trying to,
like, mediate it.

Why were you comfortable
with Jo-Ellen?

She's got your back to
a certain extent, right?

Yeah, she's been nice to me.

I send memes.

Yeah.

All right,
so this middle really sucks.

'Cause I, like, really love
Rosie, but I want to defend her,

but I can't
because I feel like I don't

want to let you guys down.

You know, I think
she was trying to joke,

and it obviously
hurt your feelings.

But it obviously wasn't funny.

She was mocking me
from the minute she showed up.

She's allowed to come in
with a blowhorn and attack me.

- I didn't attack you.
- Dude, like shut the [bleep] up.

You did. And you know,
everybody has been

on team Kelsey, everybody's
been letting her attack me.

- She was trying to be funny.
- It wasn't funny.

- It was funny.
- It hurt her feelings.

Everything hurts her feelings.

Shut the [bleep] up, dude.

You're coming across aggressive.
- How? How?

You're so----ing stupid...

Who's tired of----ing yelling
and fighting all the time?

Because I am. Holy sh--.

You're embarrassing
at your own place.

I get it, Ashley.
It's your place of business.

Fine. Worry about business.

These girls and their stupid

ing clique know that what
they're doing is wrong.

They're still gonna
let her be mean like this,

and they're gonna tell me,
oh, just let it go.

I'm not letting it go anymore.
Buckle up.

It's gonna be a hell of
a----ing ride for you

if you think I'm
gonna keep letting things go.

I'm not doing it
'cause there's no apology.

Why should I apologize
after what you said?

Shut the [bleep] up.

It's so dumb.

- It was a joke.
- It didn't go over well.

She was trying to be funny.

It's not funny.
I'm done with this sh--.

I'm sorry to act like that,
but I'm literally

so tired of this just
somebody saying somebody.

So this somebody so and so.

It's like,
can we just have a normal

ing conversation
that's not about drama?

She didn't
your boyfriend,

you didn't
her husband.

Let's just get it over with.
It's so stupid.

It wasn't just a joke,

it was everything leading up
to the joke, too.

It's been weeks of this.

You are unwilling to listen
to someone's side of the story.

You listened to me once.
- This is the exact reason

why you don't have friends.

I cannot deal with it. I can't.

She can't accept defeat.
She's such a loser.

Really? I'm gonna go home
and be a slam pig

and be like, I will do it
with----ing pride.

And I don't give two
about that.

Oink, oink, mother----er.

I want to come down too.

It's the same thing
all the time. I'm done.

Watch your head.
There's a piece of gum up there.

Go home and cry about it.

No, she's fine.

I don't give a crap about that.

Go home and cry about it.

Dude, you're such a loser.

Ooh. Wah!

Nobody died.
- She slammed a plate. Shocker.

Oh, now it's getting
a little embarrassing that this

is my establishment.
- It was a joke.

It was a----ing joke.
- Where is my purse?

You want to go home?

She's attacking me again. Bye.
Bye. Bye. Bye. Leave me alone.

No. I'm not supposed to
do this anymore. I'm going home.

I'm going home.
- Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

The clique needs to
stop clicking. Seriously.

off.

I'm done with this sh--.

What the [bleep]?

Don't cry. Don't cry.
I see it happening.

Ashley, I hate that
it's at your place.

I really do.
- I need like peace.

There's like no peace.

You're so sensitive.

What is the President's

helicopter called?

The President's helicopter--
thank you.

I love that. She goes,
the President's helicopter...

Is called Marine One.

Yes, it is Marine One.

It's Marine One.

Coming up...

Going forward,

I just think instead of
not knowing where I stand,

like, if anything
ever happened to you.

If I die today,
it all goes to you--

- I'm screwed.
- No!

You can't trust me.
That's the problem.

No. No one said that.

- Celina!
- Coming!

I thought we're not allowed
to wear shoes in the house.

Well, today is a business day.

Let me see.
- That's hot.

All right, go get Daddy.

Let's go, sweetheart.

- Where are we going?
- Inside, just follow.

Why are you wearing
those sunglasses?

- Just come on.
- Leave the dogs outside.

Oh, geez.

What is this? Why does this look
like Celina's school project?

I am taking baby
steps with Rulla's advice.

Baby steps. I got a science

fair poster board thing,
because I know how to do that.

And I just figured to do,
like, a little collage.

And I want to show him
planning and have all these

great visions for Mamma
so I deserve something.

Even if it's like, a frigging
penny with my name on it.

Maybe not a penny.
Let's be real here.

But, like, something,
you know.

Why you wearing lipstick?

Cause we're getting in
the vibe.

- I'm gonna kill you.
- It's red lipstick.

It's like part of it.

We're getting in
the vibe of Pizza Mamma.

Where it all started,
what my vision was.

You wanted to name it Bruno.

And I was like, please,
I have this vision.

And you went with it.

And now people love it.
Embrace it.

This is, like, in my bloodlines
like it is in yours.

I'm including Celina

'cause I feel like it's part of
her, too, like this Pizza Mamma.

I feel like this is gonna be,
like, her legacy, you know?

I'm doing this all for her.

All right, so, number one,

What made Pizza Mamma different
than any other pizza restaurant?

Your chandeliers.

Yeah, it's glam. Like,
who does that? Nobody. Right.

So we want to do more stuff
like that to make us stand out.

This is really good.
Hold on. Heart pizza.

But here's the thing.
Not just for Valentine's Day.

I think it should be a gift.

People won't
mind spending the extra $5.

Gift box on pizza
for Christmas.

Like a red bow.
- Oh, I like that.

- I just had an idea.
- Hold on.

Throw me right off.
I'm trying to focus right now.

- I could tell.
- Please.

Mamma's notes.

Like, remember when I wrote
you a note in your lunchbox?

It was like, it's a surprise.

It's like something special.
- Oh, yeah.

I remember I said this.
Is this my mother?

'Cause she never gave me a note
in my life.

All right, quiet. You're giving
out way too much information.

Okay, next.
This part I'm nervous about.

;Cause I don't know
how it to do the TV.

This is why we're a team.

You gotta plug
in the HDMI cable.

- I don't know how to do that.
- I'll show you.

I don't even
know what HDMI means.

I'm always nervous
to talk to Billy about

business because Billy is

very stickle
about his business,

and he's also
a business attorney.

So it's like,
I really have to put on my,

like, game face for this.

All right, so this is how we're
gonna take it to the next level.

Uniforms.
I want it to be a cute outfit.

Like, if I was gonna work there,

what outfit would I want
to wear?

You're gonna
attract people that like

fashion and
care about stuff like that.

'Cause it's a cute outfit.
- Fair enough.

First model from Pizza Mamma.
- Oh, I'm nervous.

Look like the Pizza Mamma
soccer team.

Like, so cute. Right?
And that's it.

Wow.

Guys did a great job.
- What was your favorite part?

Quick, quick.

What did you like the best?
- I like the notes a lot.

The uniform, I think,
is the best part of it.

All right, let me let
the dogs in.

All right, let the dogs in.

I'm taking off
these shoes and put on now.

We're gonna get to
real business, me and you.

And then Celina's
gonna have a cracker outside.

I feel like
I should be compensated.

I just feel
like I do deserve credit.

And if I didn't have the ideas,
all this stuff wouldn't

be happening for him
in the first place, so.

You're welcome, Billy.

I'll give you some of this.

Okay, so what did you think?

It's just a question.
If you put your--

Whoa. See? Okay.

I don't like that noise.
- I'm sorry to hear that.

But listen, the reason why
I wanted to talk to you, though,

is because Celina want her to,
like, look up to me.

I want her not
to rely on a man.

Kind of like how I do
on you right now.

- Okay.
- Okay.

So being a partner with
you is kind of important to me.

And like, we are,
are we not a partnership?

Yeah.

Do you trust me with
the business?

No, not entirely.

Going forward,
I just think instead of not

knowing where I stand,
like, if anything ever

happened to you.
- If I die today,

it all goes to you--
- No! I have an estate plan.

Like, I actually have
a money manager involved to,

like, manage the money, because
I know you don't know how to.

Right, which means that
someone's controlling still me.

But that's fine.
Okay, keep going.

I think you don't have
an understanding of what these

things are, and as a result,
you get defensive.

You can't trust me.
That's the problem.

No, no one said that.
You said that.

Did I use those words?

No,
I'm just asking very nicely.

By not having
a role model for a dad,

you just
don't really trust love.

You're like, you could
just leave me at any time.

It's hard to trust someone.
It's hard to know that

they really love you
and they really have your back.

Because, like, the one
man that was supposed to protect

me took away my
childhood home and abandoned me.

If, like, Billy did that to me,
I would be like,

so you are basically leaving me
and Celina homeless.

My heart's racing.

What are
you asking specifically?

Moving forward,
if we open up Pizza Mammas,

am I ever gonna have,
like, 5% ownership, 10%?

Am I ever gonna be,
like, I am part owner of that.

Yeah, you can be.

You came in and made it magical,
and I agree that you should

be compensated for that.

It makes me excited.

I never
thought this day would come.

Hell would freeze over
before this day would happen.

So I think
the challenge we're gonna

have now is, like,
you have this vision, right?

- Yeah.
- Like, this is all conceptual,

and I love everything about it.

I really do.
You should take one piece

of this and make it happen.

Okay.
It took him a long time.

He made me work for it,
and I guess I needed that push.

Believe it or not,
this will actually make

me feel more connected to that.

You write down
whatever you want.

Alicia Carmady will next
location of Pizza Mamma get...

10%...
- Of Bill's share.

Of Billy's share.
- Perfect.

If I work, and I'm gonna make
it fair if she does work.

Oop, I spelled work wrong.

Oh, hi.

- Hello.
- How are you?

I just really wanted to
call and apologize to you.

I feel so bad about
what happened at game night.

Like, I feel really, really bad.

You know, that, like, I kind
of see humor in a lot of it.

But, yeah, I mean,
it was a scene, obviously.

I'm not usually like that.
I just feel like it's

been Kelsey attacking me.

I just, like,
saw red and was like, okay,

let me say everything I've ever
- ing thought about you.

I don't want to
be anywhere near her.

Yeah, no, it's okay.

You know, Rich is going to be
performing in a couple of days,

and I think,
like, we should all go.

Really? We should all go?

What do you mean,
we should all go?

Every Sunday, Rich has
a show at Cabo in South Boston.

I mean, I don't think
it's normal for the other girls

to travel from Rhode Island
to Boston because

they think 10 minutes
away is, like, super far.

But it really is normal to
go from Rhode Island to Boston.

It's only, like,
45 minutes, and a lot of people

live in Rhode Island
and have to work in Boston.

It's really
not that big of a deal.

I just want to, like, go out

and have fun,
and I'm not inviting Kelsey.

- Okay.
- There's no way Kelsey's

ever getting
an invitation to Capo.

She's not getting
invitation to anything

important to me in my
entire life ever again.

It would be really
refreshing for me not to hear,

you know, like,
see what we can talk about

when we're not talking
about Kelsey with that group.

Well, I mean, the good
news is while we're at Capo,

none of us will really
be able to talk at all because

we're going to be
front row and Rich will be.

I love that.

I've been wanting to see,
you know, this performance.

I mean, who can be mad
while they're watching, like,

Frank Sinatra perform?
- I know, right?

Thank you for inviting me.

Hopefully,
when we're doing Rich's thing,

there's not another attack.

The only person
that attacks me isn't coming.

So we should have a great night.

Coming up...

- I know you apologize.
- I was sorry.

You're not sorry.
'Cause you keep going back.

You brought it up.

- No, I didn't.
- You brought in.

I was telling her that I was
talking to my mother.

ing explain myself.
You brought it up!

- Ooh.
- What are you doing?

A little bit of this.

I got some things to do.
What's going on with you?

I feel like you did unpack.

I did unpack, but...

No, I mean, unpack.

I'm ready for my toning
tutorial, please.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- You have all the accoutrements?
- I do.

And, um, you may want gloves.

I know. I forgot about gloves.

It's not the end of
the world.

It's not gonna stain you
like crazy.

We really need
this house to be done

'cause I can't be dealing with
doing my eyelashes

in the living room.

I have to do
my eyelashes in the living

room because
the diva's in the bathroom.

- Well, they look great.
- Well, I only have one eye.

Well, are you excited
about tonight to see my

show for the 500th time?
- I feel like I've seen

it more than 500 times,
if I'm being honest.

I met Rich when
he was the on air producer at

Kiss 108, which is
the radio station he worked for.

He was starting to sing.

He asked me if I wanted to be in
his music video.

♪ Can't believe it's true ♪

I was like, oh, my God, I get
to be in Rich's music video.

And then I was
his groupie in the music video.

♪ Everything I see
reminds me of you ♪

I don't remember
him being that nerdy

because to me,
he was so cool.

He's much cooler now, which is
odd considering he literally

sings Frank Sinatra music
for a living.

Well, who's coming?

Well, that's a long story.
- I need to know

'cause I gotta have
a table ready for them.

All the girls except Rulla

never got back to me, so
I'm assuming she's not coming.

And Kelsey's
no longer invited,

so I'm gonna bring
Monique instead.

Oh, yeah? Well, why?
I mean.

Well, it was honestly, like,
I can understand that.

I mean, I think everyone
at Audrey's can understand it.

You're coming across aggressive.

How? How?

You're so----ing stupid.
- Go the [bleep] home

and cry about it.

Dude, you're such a loser.

Oink, oink, mother----er.

I can't keep
inviting this girl to places.

I mean, I opened
up my home to Kelsey.

What the [bleep]? Don't ever
- ing again,

ever touch me again.

Clemmy is 100%
still traumatized.

I'm not about to let
you come to my husband's

place of work and have you
sh-- all over that too.

Like, anytime I go to anything,
she screams in my--

Well, you freaked
out last time.

She showed
up with a slam pig sash, Rich.

I understand.
I don't want to blow up at Capo.

That's what I'm saying.
- We'll sit there quietly.

We'll listen to
fly me over wherever.

- To the moon.
- New York.

I need to focus on the show.
Gotta get into a good headspace.

- Do you have your pinky ring on?
- I have it on.

I don't know what
it is about the pinky ring,

but I feel
like I'm a better singer.

And I can't explain
it because I'm very Italian.

Very handsy, you know, like.
- Oh, you handsy.

Very. Yes.

Get out. Boom.

I know you like that.

Coming up...

That's how you feel. No,
that's how people should

ing feel, like,
don't tell me--

Liz, that's pissing me off.
- I didn't want you

to say you're homeless
'cause you weren't, okay?

You weren't.

Thank you.

Hi. How cute you look.

What do you want to drink?
- Whatever you have.

Where's Gary?

He has the kids right now.

He's going to a birthday party.

Oh, good. So you got
out of the birthday party?

- I did.
- Good for you.

Don't you get
excited when you get to,

like, miss a birthday party?
I hate to say that.

You know what? Yes.
The answer is yes to that.

Thank you.

This is so cute.

I'm obsessed.
This is really cute.

You know, I love cracker.

Oh, I love this.

When someone tells me I look
familiar, I tell them I do porn.

Cheers to that.
I love that.

- Hi.
- Hi.

I'm obsessed with your outfit.

- I love this.
- Hi, beautiful.

So that is
fiesta for Frank Sinatra.

- I love it.
- I love Frank Sinatra.

I love that kind of music.
- Cheers, guys.

- Cheers.
- I've never seen Rich perform.

I've seen it online,
and he's very good.

So getting to go with my
girlfriends gonna be fun.

We're gonna
have a party in the car.

The board and
a drink to go is, like, epic.

I'm really excited, and
I think it's 'cause the board.

- We're having a good time.
- I love a cracker.

Oh, it's fine. Hang on.

I'm gonna go on this side.
I'll grab the board.

Hang on.
- Okay.

How would one, like,
transport what, like, cheese?

In, like, a paper bag?

Take this out. I don't.
Because I don't want to drop it.

Not the whole time.
- Yeah, we'll see.

Oh, [bleep] my knee.
Oh, there goes my jacket.

There goes my shirt.

I'm all right. I got this.

- All right.
- I'm starving.

You can't hold
this the whole time.

- No, it's fine.
- Should we have

brought in a Tupperware?
- Well, it's too late now.

Are you upset
that Kelsey wasn't invited?

It's safe to
say she wasn't going

either way.
- There's no love lost.

Kelsey doesn't want to go,
so it's not like she's like,

oh, I'm so sad.

That's right. Let me
take it. Let me take it.

And you hold your drink,
and I'll hold the board.

I don't know.

No one eat
that cheese right there.

I'm gonna take it.

Hi. I do want to say
I feel bad.

They're both very stubborn.

I realized
that at the coffee shop.

- Rosie was very bold that day.
- Stubborn. I know.

I feel like Rosie's hurt,
and I understand her hurt.

Maybe Rosie should
take something from Celina.

What she would do is
she normally just says,

if you don't want to
play with me, I'm all set.

I have other people that want
to play with me. I'm popular.

And she moves on.

Put your thing down.
We can put it like this.

- Bring it on the pad.
- Yeah, that's such a good idea.

Put it on the floor.
Look, look, look, look, look.

Oh, my God. It's a tray.
- Oh, it's a tray.

- Perfect.
- That's so smart.

I can't believe
you thought of that.

Tray all day.

By the way,
you know I love a slam pig.

I've been saying
that since my whole life.

By the way.

I never heard the phrase.

My mother started that.
Slam pig. I love a slam pig.

She started the phrase?

With the phrase.

Yes. My mother is
always like, she's a slam pig.

Well, no.
Because you can Google it.

Speaking of my mom.
So I actually have my mom over.

I was trying to make a cake for
Celina for going back to school.

'Cause my daughter,
like, loves cake.

Aah!
- Oh, my dear God.

I don't know. He just went
really fast up to

the back of that car.
Sorry.

Oh, my God.
I thought there was a bug!

- I'm so used to that.
- Sorry.

My mom,
I told her about my dad,

you know,
and she was like, good.

Like, you should be
talking about this, you know?

And I'm like, oh,
it's just so awkward.

My mom was like,
I was embarrassed about it, too.

Like, I was
trying to protect you.

Like, how much can I remind
you of what you've been through?

We blocked him out.

I think we both blocked him out.
- I think I was affected. Was I?

When I was younger.
- We had nowhere to go.

If you remember, we were
going from house to house.

He was such a piece of sh--.

- Yeah.
- I married the wrong man.

I did. I did.
And I'm sorry for that.

I really am.

I hate being down here.
It's----ing weird.

I want you to look at me, too.
- I know.

I'm trying to tell you.
- But I want you to look at me.

- Do you not believe me?
- No.

But I wanna see you.
- Oh, I thought you.

There goes some
basil and strawberry.

- Okay.
- Oh, no, no.

Don't put it back on the board.

We don't know
what was on the floor.

I left on the floor, Alicia,
which strawberry was it?

This one?
- And this.

Anyway, I'm feeling
a little trapped back here.

I'm gonna switch.

I'm gonna put this...
- Wait, no, no.

- You don't have to pull over.
- I'll hold it. I can hold it.

That's all right. Hang on.

You move over. No. Move.

I can't distract myself when
I did this.

- It's easy for me.
- There I go.

All right.
Should I get the cheese board?

Put it either on
the ground or over here.

I got it.

Thank you so
much for pulling over.

I apologize.
- Now, I want you to look at me.

At the table where I wanted

to explain to you, like,

I was not trying to
be insensitive is when

you said I was homeless.

My father left us homeless.
- You were never homeless.

He sold my house. We had to
move back with my grandmother.

You were never homeless.

But you have a big,
beautiful family.

I lived in my
grandmother's basement.

So you went to your home.

I lost my family home.

But I said the way
we think homeless in America.

We think you're living
out of your car on the street.

I had to move out of my home.

We had no home.
That's "homeless."

I just shared something,
like, so painful,

and I feel like, Liz,
what is she trying to prove?

Would I lie about
something like that?

Like, I'm not talking
about your family and your life

and trying to tell you what
happened in your family.

Like, just,
like, know your role.

Know your place,

and don't pretend like
you're so loyal and all that.

Right now. You're a snake.

Your phrase is different
than how we typically think of.

You know what? Listen,
what you went

through
was absolutely atrocious.

I'm sure
Gary still remembers my father.

My father was no peach.
I don't know.

But even you said.
Even Gary said it.

She was never homeless.

- You said even Gary said.
- I did say that.

I'd fix it that second,
though, if I misplaced a word.

Like, I'm very sorry,
but at that time, we had to

move to my
grandmother's basement.

I kind of feel
like he took my home.

That's considered homeless.

I had to go back
with my grandparents in

a----ing basement.
I'm trying to open up.

We can't take
away the way you feel.

No, but I don't
want to be judged on it either.

It's the phrase, though.
Look at me.

I know, but it's just hard to
say that that's how you feel.

No, that's
how people should----ing feel.

Like, don't tell me--
Liz, that's pissing me off.

When people hear the word
homeless,

I didn't want
you to say you homeless.

'Cause you weren't.
Okay, you weren't.

You were trying to
dissect what I was saying

when I was
trying to be emotional.

You were dissecting
it to make you feel better

that you had a point over me.

And it's----ing bullsh--.

Instead of trying to be,
like, dissecting me,

you could have just
listened to me and been my

friend and be like, I'm sorry.
- You know what?

But the first thing you went
to was you were homeless.

And it's like, oh,
here we----ing go.

Well, the country thinks
of homeless in a different way.

My father sold my home
so considering that--

I got it.
I am so sorry that happened.

Oh, my God. I don't
want you to be sorry.

I don't want your----ing
know that I wish I never told

you because you obviously
couldn't wait to dissect it.

And thank you because
you showed your real colors.

Amen. I'm done.
- All right.

You obviously
couldn't wait to dissect it.

And thank you because
you showed your real colors.

Amen. I'm done. All right.

No, I'm all set with it
it's all----ing ridiculous.

If you're gonna tell me a story,
I'm not gonna dissect you.

I'm gonna
listen to you and that's it.

I think it's disrespectful,
to be honest with you.

I do.
I don't like that, Liz.

I don't.
I don't treat you like that.

So I immediately
said I was sorry.

You're not sorry.
'Cause you keep going back.

You brought it up.
You brought it up!

I was telling her that I was
talking to my mother.

It's a hard situation right
now to check out for everyone.

I don't dissect people when
they're trying to open up to me.

Our childhood stuff is like
very difficult.

I just don't, like.
I'm just, like, annoyed.

All right,
let's all take a breath.

It's fine. Alicia,
what happened wasn't fine.

I don't even
wanna say it's fine.

It's like something.

No, no, listen. what happened to
you is not normal.

I don't wanna be the victim,
but I just said something.

It just got weird. Whatever.

From my dad leaving,

he left us with nothing.
I mean, we were like.

If I didn't
have my grandparents,

where would I have gone?

Like, that's----ed up.
He ripped my childhood from me.

The one man that was supposed
to protect me abandoned me.

I did not mean to
invalidate your feelings.

In the moment, I am sorry that
I jumped on the phrase.

Now my
character's being attacked.

Now you see my true colors.

Don't do that to me.

Because I'm not Rosie.

I didn't expect you to

ing dissect
what I said over and over.

I did it.
I did it once and I apologize.

No one's dissecting it.
- Stop screaming.

I'm saying out loud how I felt.

Stop screaming,
you love Alicia.

Do you love Alicia?
Then stop!

Get out of my left ear.

Just say I love you, Alicia.

How many times am
I gonna say I'm sorry?

Now you're pissing me off.

I said I'm sorry 1,200 times.

Look, did you ever stop
and think

like, maybe I was not coming

from a vicious place when
I did it.

Maybe your mom wouldn't have
appreciated you telling a group

of women that you were
homeless growing up.

She's got a big,
beautiful family that would

never allow homelessness.

You know,
me blurting that out was

like an effort
to protect her family.

I don't think
they would want her saying it.

I'm a----ing good person.
- I didn't say you weren't.

My true colors.

My true colors are
- ing beautiful.

No one said that
you're not a good person.

ing say that to me because
I would be there for you.

Stop.

Stop. All right?

If you're going
through right now what

you're feeling.
- All of a sudden, the voice

of reason, bleeding high.

This one behind me,

her stance is fake
and phony and disingenuous.

When I brought
it up to her at dinner,

she's like, oh, it's nothing.

It's so no big deal. She wasn't.
And even Gary said it.

But I'm now the bad guy.

I haven't been this
angry in a really long time.

I just. I'm done. I just only
want to talk about it. I'm fine.

I'm not trying to dissect or
invalidate where you came from.

Let's change the subject.
Let's move past this.

We're done talking about it.
Alicia. It's done.

You're entitled to how you felt.

- I'm done.
- Please.

You guys we're here to
have a good time. Please.

Have your crackers.

Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Rhode Island"...

The star of our show,
Rich Sabari.

I'm telling you,
get the [bleep] out of my face.

What did I do?

Good job. You did it.

I'll----ing beat
the sh-- out of you.

Jo-Ellen, do not react.
Stop it right now.

Liz! No, no, no, no, no.