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Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Rhode Island"...

I thought you were gonna be
kind of like a [bleep] boy.

But I did
want to get married.

I don't necessarily want to
have kids.

But I don't think it's something
that we should rule out.

You could ask me
why I'm not married.

Poor Billy.
- I know why you're not married.

He made me sign a prenup.
He wanted me to.

I went to the lawyers and
they said, he's not even leaving

with you with a penny, nothing.

That's a huge----ing problem
for me.

He's having an affair.
That's not my problem.

He's not having an affair.

He is.

Is the news true that you were

having like
an affair or something?

No.

My husband and I have
a very close friend. Dino.

Did I ever sleep
with this human? No!

Ongoing, what? Rumors?

- What am I hiding?
- off.

Liz, you're not
listening to me.

Not my friend.
Never have been.

Who needs a sugar daddy

when my life is this sweet?

I have a blessed life

and I'm a loyal wife.

Why settle for just a slice

when you can have
the whole damn pie.

My life is like a romcom,

when I'm not crying,
I'm laughing.

I used to report the news,

but now, I'm the headline.

I'm not trying to be mean,

I just mean what I say.

In the Ocean State,

I dispense the weed
and the truth.

Going to the beach. So I want
to get pizza, chips, and then.

You know,
I think we should talk about

maybe doing red t-shirts
and black t-shirts.

Right, because white gets dirty.
- Yeah, really easily.

Layla. Layla. Layla. Come on.

It's fun watching
you guys work.

You owe me 50 bucks.

- 50 bucks?
- How about you?

92, 1,000 and a million, 100.

Oh, come on.

- Gar.
- Yes, I'm here. I'm here.

I'm gonna need
help bringing my suitcase down.

Just trying to
think of everything I need.

I'm a little nervous
about the trip.

What's there to
be nervous about?

Being away from the kids.

I'm going to Chicago to
my mid-year sales meeting.

Honestly, when I'm on my work
trips, it's not that relaxing.

It's non-stop back to back.

I'll have to Facetime
you when you pick up the girls.

It's gonna
be a busy one for me.

I know. I'm sorry.
My sister will help.

Yeah, I like working.

I couldn't be a stay at
home mom. Chores are not for me.

I can go to sleep
with dishes in the sink.

All right. You got that?
- Yeah, I got it.

- Don't worry about me.
- All right, perfect. Thank you.

Liz?

Are you a sight for sore eyes.

You like Gerry's bananas?

Does he eat that many bananas?

No. He ordered six bananas
yesterday to be delivered.

Six dozen?

Six bunches.

When you ask a man to do
a woman's job, right?

Let's do
a little sage ceremony. Yes.

Look. All right. Ready?

You need
to sage that room right here.

All right, all right.
- All right here.

Yeah, no, I know Jo-Ellen
got down my throat.

Oh, yeah.

You don't want to admit it?
Fine.

He's not having an affair, okay?

He is.

'Cause she's
hanging on her husband

with every last thing she has.

She loves him. And
here comes Jo-Ellen over.

Have you met my husband?
I don't think you have. Hi.

I just felt so bad for her,

and then I was kind of like,
a little upset.

But at the end of the day,
for me, if it's over,

I don't know
why she's white knuckling.

Rulla is a boss at work.

However,
I don't know how much of a boss

she is as a wife,
but the constant, like, denial

or running away from
it or pointing the finger

somewhere else, it's
only gonna make it fester more.

Can I get you something
to drink?

Or whatever you would drink
so I can look like you.

That's amazing. But
you know what a lot of mean

girl stuff
going on here that night.

I've replayed the latter part
of the night over in my head,

and I'm disgusted by
my reaction.

I came across as a bitter,
drunken witch.

- No, it was a menopause moment.
- Yeah, a combination of that.

I drank too
much and I just lost my sh--.

- You're fake as [bleep].
- Me?

you, Kelsey.
off, Kelsey.

Liz, you're not listening
to me.

Because with Kelsey,
I felt like she co-signed

onto a lie to avoid her own

issues with this
person that she didn't want out.

I don't know if it was dating.
It was hooking up.

But Kelsey and Dino,
for a brief moment,

was a romantic relationship.

Not what I had.
Radically different.

But, you know, people made
it seem like we had some type of

torrid affair.

Ongoing what? Rumors.
Ongoing rumors.

Bye. Bye.

So for Kelsey, speak of the
"ongoing," which was nothing.

Something
that she knew truly affected me.

It was triggering to me.

- Thank you. That's beautiful.
- Do you want to.

I made this fruit salad.
- Yeah, I'll have some.

Wait, so you trusted her?

- I did.
- Do you still?

That might take a minute.

Thank you. Yeah. So listen,
was it handled wrong? Yes.

Do you owe
her an apology? Yes.

You do. And she has
to decide about moving on.

You want to move on from.

I feel like
she owes me one too.

Wow. Looks so cute.

Are we going to Miami?

I didn't
know how to dress for the beach.

I know you only go
to your country club.

We know, Alicia.
- The beach club.

Hello.
- Hello. Hello.

Ashley, is
this your favorite beach?

This is my favorite beach.

- Ciao.
- Hello.

Hi. That's really
cute. Ms. Hampton's.

You guys go first,
because I don't know what to do.

I take the kids here because,
look, no riptide.

No, like, undercurrent.

- Look.
- Okay.

These girls, they seem

a little bit more
like a country club bunch.

Like, they're showing
up with their designer bags.

They look like Malibu Barbie.

And I look like...

A mom that, like,
maybe tried a little bit today.

This is not my bag.
I'm freaking out.

This is your favorite beach?
What the [bleep]?

I belong to a beautiful
beach club. Please come with me.

Carry a chair, my purse, and
then snacks. It's too much work.

I brought seltzers,
if anyone wants one.

I brought pizza chips.

Never even heard of
a pizza chip.

Oh, my God.

My grandfather was one of the
first ones to do it. Here.

- Really?
- Really?

Superior Bakery was his?

Pizza chips are,
like, just red sauce.

It's not actual cheese.

It's not like a regular pizza,
but it's lighter.

People, like,
bring it to the beach.

I love pizza chips.

In the summer, like, going
to the beach as a kid.

You have cheese in the sun.

It's sitting there, and you know
what I mean? You just don't.

They think it's great,
but I'm like,

where's the cheese on my pizza?

Because who wants a pizza
without cheese?

You guys,
I wanted to invite you to

me and Ashley are
going to Rail Explorers.

- So cute.
- We're gonna do

that, and then we're gonna,
like, have a bonfire,

and we're gonna do everything.

I love Rail Explorers.
I'm kind of obsessed with it.

I think it's,
like, such a fun activity.

Also, the views are amazing,
and it's, like, such

a beautiful, I don't know,

Oceanscape. Like,
whatever you'd call it.

But I think everybody will
have fun doing something active.

Maybe we won't fight
with each other, you know?

It'll be great.

All right, so let's talk.

Well, can we just talk
about the party?

I'm dying. Like,
I've been waiting.

I know.
- I need some clarification.

Why is Rulla mad at Jo-Ellen?

Rulla feels like she's getting
involved in her marriage.

I never knew
this until recently.

Rulla met Brian
while he was married to

my Spanish teacher.

- So he's just a cheater.
- Basically.

But he doesn't look like
a cheater. Let's be honest.

Well, no, he's not very hot.

I don't know if this is true.

Rulla's husband
cheated on his first wife,

my Spanish teacher with Rulla.

I hope that's not true

'cause I really did
like my Spanish teacher.

Okay, so enough about
Rulla and her weirdo husband.

Me and Alicia have been dying to
know what happened on Saturday.

Is Liz, not here for a reason?

I've been waiting for this
all day

because I didn't want to,
like, attack you with it.

But, like,
I'm about to climax.

I need to know what happened.
- I sat down next to her.

I said, how are you doing?
She's like, you know,

I just want a moment
with Dino and my husband.

And I said, I don't want to do
that because of Dino's ongoing.

Before I stopped,

she----ing booked it.
There's nothing ongoing.

And she ran upstairs
and I followed her.

I meant the "ongoing" rumors

circulating about
them having an affair.

I thought
she should distance herself

from him just because
people are talking about

her spreading lies and things
that aren't necessarily true.

What was she saying upstairs?

you. You're fake.
- What?

She probably said that 86
million times.

In my brain,
I'm like, oh, my God.

did I just,
like, dead myself with

the rest of
my relationship with Liz?

Listen, you don't
want to be under her wrath.

She's been like that
her whole life, though.

The people that we hung
out with and grew up

with weren't,
like, the regular, like,

happy, go lucky
we're from the same cut.

Like, we're from the same type
of cloth. Does that make sense?

How do people say we're
cut for the same type of cloth?

I come off,
like, softer and happier.

But we do all have to
walk on eggshells with her.

Me including.
She's no bullsh--.

I even get scared of her.

And I don't get
scared of anybody at all.

Coming up...

Alicia,
you said she's always like that.

- With what?
- When she just gets mad.

It's probably not gonna change.

Don't [bleep] with me.

Jolie.

You gotta flip
the wash to the dryer, too.

- Am I on the payroll here?
- Because you're in front of it.

I'm unable
to do it at the moment.

- I will help you out.
- I really appreciate that

Jen comes over when
I'm out of town to help out

with my kids.

Gary, I found a pair
of underwear.

- How'd they smell?
- They tasted great.

She perpetuates this fun

little game of flirting

with my husband,
but I don't take offense.

I know that there's
nothing going on.

She loves Gary so much.
As a brother, as a friend.

They've never had sex.

He might have touched
her boobs in high school.

Keep it in the family.

That's super nice
that you come by and help out

when she's not here,
though, because that takes

a huge load off of
my shoulders, you know?

Well, you know, I love
hanging out with you guys.

We're like
an old married couple.

She wants a Gary,
Jen wants a Gary.

She's like, how would
they be related to our kids if

Gary gave me a sperm? Like,
he's not giving you his sperm.

What's wrong with you?

Oh, Jo-Ellen's FaceTiming.
Hey, honey.

Jen's been helping out a ton.

She did more laundry
than you've done in 2025.

Laundry, cleaning, cooking.

What didn't I do?

My relationship with Jen,
as we were growing up, we were

not close. We would fight.

She would lock me out
of the house in a towel.

Jen and I got close right
after my father passed away.

It was 2010.

We became best friends.

I'm so thankful
and appreciative of her.

I finally understand what,
like, a best friend a sister is.

I can't imagine
my life without her.

Love you. Safe flight.
Oh, there you are. Love you.

All right, jeez. Push,
Jolie, before she goes crazy.

This is dirty.

That's disgusting.
- Alicia, we're here.

- Where is she? Alicia.
- That bird is dead.

Oh, I hope
these guys are hungry,

because there's a lot of food.

Oh, my God.
You guys scared me.

I was outside.
Auntie, you look beautiful.

You didn't
bring your bathing suits?

No, Alicia,
we're too old for that.

Spending time with my family,
it's like, da, da, da.

There's so much going
on that you can. You can't.

It's almost, like, overwhelming.

You guys brought so much food.
I can't.

Us Italians don't fool around.

My grandfather,
he opened up Superior Bakery and

a few other pizza restaurants,
and he was, like,

well known
all over Rhode Island.

My aunts,
they all worked with my

grandfather,
making the dough behind.

And everyone in would
make fun of the Cicerone girls.

'Cause they weren't really good
at working. But my grandfather

was always stressed out, yelling
at them, dishing out money.

- Hello.
- Hey, Billy.

- Oh, here's everybody.
- Hi, Billy.

This is food for,
like, 75 people.

You girls are all
on diets and never eat.

- Oh, sh--.
- Liz!

I don't need nothing.

I'm so excited.

Alicia's family, I love them.

They're fun to be around.
They're riot.

My sister and Alicia's mom,
they're best friends.

And when they first met,
I was six or eight.

- It's so happy in here.
- I love it in here.

So yesterday
I had a colonoscopy.

TMI. I almost
didn't make it today.

Alicia's mom and her sisters,

they're blunt.
They'll tell you anything.

Once you meet them,
you never forget them.

- Hi.
- Hi, Rulla.

- How are you doing?
- Nice to meet you.

- I'm Alicia's mommy.
- Hi, Alicia's mommy.

- I'm Alicia's aunt Sharon.
- I heard about you.

My family has actually
known Billy's family for,

I'd say, over 30 years.

We've patronized, I think

that's the right word,
Billy's restaurants.

And Billy and his mom have

been patrons of my
family's jewelry store.

It's all interconnected.

Can I get you a drink?
- Sure. I love one.

Hi. This is Ashley.
This is my other friend.

- Oh, my gosh, you're so pretty.
- Thanks. You look so good.

I've never
been with these ladies

in a group
environment without Rosie,

so I don't have my
emotional support animal.

- Nice to see you.
- Hi, Ashley.

I'm Alicia's aunt Sharon.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

But I've actually
heard a lot about these ladies.

I've heard great things.

My esthetician does Anita,
her mom,

and then her aunt, so.

And they go in together because
one of them doesn't drive.

Oh, just like Alicia.
Holy sh--.

This is like a big fat Greek
wedding. Except Italian version.

I'm gonna go inside.
I'm gonna eat mine.

- I like Billy so much.
- He's a shopped man.

- He is.
- Everybody loves him.

As much as I do love him,

I wanna be like, what are
you doing? Like, make it right.

I went to the lawyers,
and they said

he's not even
leaving with you with a penny.

Nothing. You know, he won't
put my name on the house.

Yeah, [bleep] that.

He doesn't want your name
on the house?

This is jointly yours.

Like, absolutely like,
no negotiation there.

This is where you raise
your daughter together.

This is where you keep

a home for him
that needs to be discussed.

Billy, he's very much in control
of my finances right now.

And I hate having to ask him now
that I'm not working for money.

From what
I remember as a little kid,

my dad took everything
we had and we had no money.

I get angry all over again.

I used to tell her,
you gotta go to a lawyer.

Not only that,
Pizza Mamma, that's her.

Come on.

But no one's gonna put her name

on a business if
he's not married to you.

I've always
been a runaway bride.

I was always
in long term relationships.

Just about to get engaged.
Let's go look at rings.

And then right before
I'd be like, you know what?

I don't think
this is my forever.

And I would break up with them.

So with Billy, like,
I got the ring, I'm finally

engaged, and now I still am

hesitant on getting
married because it's like

I think I need more from him.

I need to
feel more of a commitment

before I make my commitment.

You just have to make
sure you look out for yourself.

I'm not a licensed attorney,
but I work with many.

Financial planning and
understand all this stuff.

I'm glad she's here
to tell you this stuff.

Otherwise the law will dictate.
And I'm all about trust.

Are you happily married?

But we get past any bumps.
We all have that sometimes.

Of course we do.

Sometimes
you can't get past bumps.

Because I had a relationship
for many years with my husband.

Then I found
out that he wandered.

My husband wandered, so.
- But he wanted what?

He wandered.

- He wandered.
- Wandered.

There was an indiscretion.
You are in...

A healthy, loving relationship.

Something happens out of
the blue. I don't want to cry.

It's all right
if you do, though. We all have.

We're not here to judge. Not
at all. We've all been there.

I'm just having
a hard time getting over

a lot of the,
you know, lying, twisting.

Let me tell you,
it's hard to trust again.

And this girl's going
to be looking over her shoulder.

Where is he? He didn't
show up for dinner or...

Oh, we had to go
away on a business trip.

I'm telling you,
you want to live like that?

Nobody wants to live
like that.

Well, I did for a while.

Mine had affairs
with a lot of women.

- Is that right?
- Yeah. I'm listening.

Not necessarily wanting to hear
all this because there's a lot

about Brian
that people don't know

that they haven't seen.

He's very loving.

He's a great provider.
We also have children.

The one thing
that sticks with me, though.

Do you want to spend
the rest of your life

looking over your shoulder?

And that just-- that hits me.

I have a feeling
you're gonna work really hard.

I just hope and pray
that you somehow hurt him.

I just peed my pants
a little bit.

I almost did too.

Get that----ing man back.

Yes. Get right up his ass.
- Bring out the Italian.

I'll tell you the truth.
I'm gonna pray that

you get him back.

Oh, my God.
I need a fan.

Coming up...

There's no ongoing anything is
all rumors and bullsh--.

I have a different
experience with him myself.

Mine wasn't so good.
I have, like, PTSD over it.

Dawson, you should put
your hand like this, sweetie.

Put it in your palm like that.

There you go.
- Hello?

Dawson,
look, our friend is here.

- Hi.
- Dawson, it's Rosie.

I think I have
something you're gonna like.

Are you ready?

What do you think it is?

- I don't know.
- You don't know?

Do you like these?

What are those? Dawson,
you want one right now?

Take one. And
what'd you say to Rosie?

- Thank you.
- You're so welcome.

I like children. I really do.

My nephew, I Facetime him and

we talk about stuff
and I'm buying him outfits.

Like, I'm obsessed with him.

Jocelyn,
you want to brush your mane?

I need to, like,
braid her hair.

It's not. Not liking kids.

I also like
being able to go home and,

like, leave
them with their parents.

What does a chicken sound make?
Do you know?

Is that what they do?
I think that's a duck.

Bok bok. No, that's a...

I have no idea. I haven't
been playing with kids toys.

She's not ready to be a mother.

I'm kidding.

I'm not. So annoying
that people are

like, so about kids now.

Like, Rich is like,
well, we'll try again next year.

So it keeps being put off.

I'm saying that,
though he definitely is

just trying to be nice to you.

And my vibe is
that he's so daddy.

And like, it's just weird
'cause we never talked about it.

Like we were very much
on the same page.

Like, maybe we will,
maybe we won't.

But now I don't really want to.

I have a lot of friends

who don't
know if they want kids.

I am now turned into my mom.

I'm just like, you have to have
kids. You have to have kids.

Do you know what your life is
going to be like in a few years?

You're going
to regret when it's too late.

He's now changing his mind.
He's like, we bought this house.

We're building a big house.
What are we supposed to

do at this house if
there's no kids in it?

But it's also like, he works.

He owns an events company.

He's constantly
doing real estate.

He's hold on,
let me get your earring for you.

He's constantly
traveling for singing and DJing.

And then I have my
production company and we're

doing like the entire
construction on the house.

Like, I just
have a lot going on.

I like to do things
like 110%.

And I don't think
I could give it 110%.

I shouldn't
say this because this is

not a good Catholic
girl thing to do, but we were

kind of trying
before we got married.

Me and Rich, we were like, let's
just try, see what happens.

And it was just
during that time period

that I was like, why am
I trying so hard?

Do I even want to do this?

And I was like,
this is never really your dream.

If your gut
says you don't want to,

then that's, you know,
then you don't want to.

And I'm very
much in the gray area,

like, leaning towards no.

- Yeah.
- But I also think that, like,

I wouldn't say my mom is always,
like, very nice to me.

Growing up, a lot of
the times it was just me,

my mom, and my sister.

My dad was working all the time.

My mom's always been, like,
very critical and controlling.

So I worry, what if I became

super controlled,
controlling or critical?

Like, I am
very critical of myself.

How am I gonna
treat somebody else?

Like, I don't
wanna mess anybody up.

Obviously,
very supportive of whatever

decisions you're making, like,
I hope this isn't an issue

in the long run.
- No, me too. Me too.

Gerry. So I'm taking
everything off this boat.

Yes.

Got it.

Gerry overnight has
sold the boat. Miraculously.

I think Gerry
decided to sell the Gypsy

because he's had enough.

He's had
his fill of sport fishing.

I love that he's home
permanently now, especially

with a new baby on the way.

But let's be honest,
what's he really going to do?

Gonna change diapers?

All right,
I'm going to get to it.

Love you. Bye.

When Gerry
started sport fishing,

it took him away three weeks.

Maybe come home
three days and go back

for another three weeks, month.

It wasn't uncommon for
him to actually call Dino

and say, look, I'm going
to be gone

for a while this time.
Look after her.

So he was involved
in the whole thing, too.

That looked like
a thing that it wasn't.

Liz?

Liz did ask me to help
her out and clean out her boat.

Liz?

I'm down here in the bedroom.

Oh, my God.

If you could take it upstairs.

I am nervous walking
into this because I don't know

where her thought
process is now in all of this.

Like, is she over it?
Am I going

to be walking
into the lion's den again?

I don't know.
- You look pretty.

Thank you. So do you.

That was the last
time she was seen alive.

It's such a beautiful day.

Look, I'm just gonna put
my sh-- out there.

This is how I feel.

I am not proud of my
reaction when you said to me,

I feel like people
don't want to be around him

because of the "ongoing"
was that word that triggered me.

You of all people know
there's no ongoing anything.

That's why
it was like a gut punch.

I felt like you co-signed
onto that narrative to maybe

distance yourself
from that ugly piece of it.

And in that minute,
I'm looking at you like...

The... you know
what I mean?

I think in the moment
when I said it, I think

maybe it was
because I have a different

experience with him myself.

Just my instinct was to, like,

withdraw and,
like, put him off because

mine wasn't so good.

I had a very weak,
vulnerable moment of my

life almost 10 years ago
and hooked up with Dino.

Me and my boyfriend weren't
exclusively dating at the time.

I wasn't getting attention.

He happened to be
the one to fill that void.

I was in a very weak and

vulnerable time of my
life where I wasn't happy.

And when
I realized it wasn't for me,

the more I, like, tried
to distance myself from him,

the more I hated him, the more
I said, get out of my life.

It was like he loved that.

And I was like,
oh, you want me out?

Okay, well,
I'm gonna show up more.

He would show up to
places that I was at and

not want me to talk to
other people or other guys.

That's why I tried just,
like, cutting him, like,

completely out of my life.

Him being
around is just like another

reminder of my past
that I'm trying to forget.

I appreciate his friendship to
you and how he took care of you,

but I didn't
have that same experience.

I have, like, PTSD over it.

I get that. Babe, we've had
vastly different experiences.

I know you want
nothing to do with that.

I understand it. I do.

I avoid it like the plague.
I'm like, I know.

Yeah. You see,
that way, I'm all the way over.

I know.
And look, I'm sorry.

That's all I can say.
- Yes, and I'm sorry.

And I did not mean to upset
you at all. You know I love you.

Onward and upward,
my little sis.

Now will you help
me move the rest of my sh--

off this----ing boat
so we can all move on?

- Oh, I love your outfit.
- Oh, you look so beautiful.

Yours are so Tennessee.
I love this.

Aw, this is
gonna be so much fun.

So, in the famous words
of Elle Woods,

working
out gives you endorphins.

Endorphins make you happy.

And happy people
don't kill their husbands.

So maybe if we just,
like, cycle a little bit.

We can just have a great day and
nobody wants to kill each other.

- How are you?
- Thank you, sir.

Oh, hello. Oh, my gosh. Look at
you with the backwards hat.

I like it. I like your braids.

Every time somebody arrives,
I'm like, here.

What a beautiful day.

- I know, it's nice.
- I didn't see Jo-Ellen.

Jo-Ellen's away from work.

Jo-Ellen's out of town?

♪ Ah

I'm ready to pop
champagne right there.

Pop bottles.

Tequila. Let's----ing go.

Bye, Alicia. See you there.
All right.

Bye. I'm gonna shut the door.

I've opened one of
these with my teeth before.

Don't do that.
Don't do it, don't do it.

Don't do it. Don't do it.
Yeah.

Huh?
You're gonna ruin your nose too.

- Oh, my God.
- I'm gonna lose my mind.

- I'm telling you right now.
- Oh, my God. You did it?

I packed so
many snacks today before

I came here,
I ate the leftover McDonald's

cheeseburgers I put in
the trash.

We could be friends.

- And I ate it.
- This is something I would do.

I feel like
everything I eat makes me,

like, bloated and feel sick.

So why not eat
Taco Bell like I want?

Is that because of
the Ozempic?

No.
I was like this my whole life.

I did have
colitis a couple years ago.

- What?
- Yeah.

That's why I quit.

I had to
wear diapers to work.

She was literally
bleeding from her butthole.

And so then
I took medical leave.

And then I was on medical leave,
and I was like, this is amazing.

Why would
I ever go back to work?

Right? She "left"
on medical leave.

No.
Me and the entire state of

Rhode Island knows that
she got fired

for having an affair
with one of the higher ups.

And then the colitis magically
cleared up,

and I was like,
all right, I'm never going back.

The other night at
the party, I got mental.

- Yeah, but it was your party.
- The cuckoo clock came out.

You know,
she said she apologized.

Oh, did she? Yeah, she said
that she apologized to me too.

- Probably didn't tell you that.
- I can't take.

Come on, girls.

God, this looks so fun.
I literally can't wait.

Alrighty, ladies.
Hello. Hello.

We'll get you all comfortable,
adjusted and ready to roll.

- How many miles would you say?
- Three miles.

Three and three.
So six all together.

Like actually
pedaling a real bike.

Yup.
- We can handle this.

We got this.

Okay, so you're with Kelsey and
Alicia. Dolores is with Ashley.

And I'm with Liz.

Oh, can we get a-- are
we getting a drink? Please?

- I need a drink.
- I brought my tequilita.

- Are you kidding?
- You want some?

- I can't take you.
- Come on, we got this.

We're boug.
- I'm dead.

I wonder how fast
these are things go.

- Wanna attempt it?
- Yeah.

Wow. Ooh, la ala.
How you doing back there?

- Here you go, my darling.
- Thank you.

You're welcome.

Holy sh--, Rulla.

- What happened?
- Rubbing alcohol.

Whoo. This is fun.

I've never
done this railroad thing.

I don't do spin classes.
I really don't ride a bike.

But I like to still
do Jane's Fonda at least

once a week.
I love Jane's Fonda.

I love her so much. Her workouts
on YouTube, I love them so much.

I wonder what
they're doing back there. Hi.

- Are you guys having fun?
- Hitting it off?

Yes.

So how do you feel about Ashley?

You're so direct.

- I can't even help it.
- From what I know of her.

My very first
experience, fourth of July,

wasn't a great one. Like,
didn't even look at me.

Very briefly.
Nice to see you.

This is for you.

Oh, of course.

Honestly, Liz,
like, you can be really scary.

I don't think
you realize how scary you are.

You're so successful,
you're beautiful, you have

all these nice things.
- But those aren't scary things.

But all of
them together is scary.

Maybe I do come across as scary,

but I know
where my heart resides.

I would give
you the shirt off my back,

but I do find often that when
I come around the corner, people

do jump. So
maybe I am a little scary.

- Hi.
- How'd we do?

- Very good.
- That was very fun.

Oh, my God.
I do have a buzz, though.

Look at this.

Oh, my God. Secret
little cove in Rhode Island.

Rosie Woods.
You outdid yourself.

- Champagne.
- Yeah, champagne campaign.

This is where
I'm sitting, honey.

Do you like it?
I feel like it was moving.

I wasn't even pedaling. I think
it was Rulla in the back.

All the work.

- So I was with Liz, obviously.
- Yeah, you came up.

- Oh, God.
- I know.

She was just basically like.

I felt like the first time I met

Ashley, she completely
ignored me, didn't like me.

And she thinks you don't pay
attention to her and that you're

not trying to,
like, be friends with her.

They're having,
like, some side convos.

All I heard was like,
like, like, like, I don't know.

I told her. I was like,
you're very scary.

You did tell her that.

My mom always
said when she was younger

that people mistook
her shyness for bitchiness.

And I think that's
what's happening here.

I'm just truly shy
in front of some people.

Well, let's work on it.

Let me ask you a question.

I wanna, like,
really help Pizza Mamma.

I'm growing it with Billy.

I have all these ideas.

I wanna show him. Like,

I can do it. Like, I am not

just a girl that's gonna
do your laundry all the day.

What do you mean?
You're the name behind you.

- You invented it.
- You designed it.

None of it's in my name, FYI.

You have to demand it.
It's up to you. Demand it.

Like, have you ever
had a conversation about it?

If I'm Bill right now,
I'm gonna stand up.

Let's role play.
- Okay?

I love doing this stuff.
- I'm Bill.

All right. What are
you gonna say to Bill?

I can't have
sex with you all the time.

Because it's not.

It's not. I'd rather go to bed
and watch "Love Island."

I'd rather go to bed.

- So, Cece.
- Yes, Alicia?

I'm not
putting you on the house.

And then I say, please, Billy.
Like, I have all these ideas.

Like, Pizza Mamma without

asking for a dollar back
and knowing that I'm getting

zero for, like, 11 years.

And I've given
you my whole life.

But I'm the heart of it.
You should put me in the house

because you should want
to take care of me because

I'm the mother of
your daughter and I love you.

Isn't that enough?

That's showing me
that I'm worthless.

Like, show me
that I'm worth something.

This is going to
make me cry.

Like, I have all these ideas,
Like, Pizza Mamma

without asking for a dollar back
and knowing that I'm getting

zero for, like, 11 years.

That's showing me
that I'm worthless.

This is gonna make me cry.
See, that's wild.

Wait.

Tell them there's
an intrinsic value of being

a wife and a mother,
that you're not being

compensated for.

Let me put it in layman's terms.

So just because you're
not actively earning an income

right now,
you're doing the laundry,

you're doing the cooking,
the cleaning,

whatever, helping with all
this stuff, you have a value.

I love that Rulla is
financially independent.

I envy that about her.

I hate asking Billy for money.

I feel almost embarrassed,
intimidated with

the whole financial thing.

So, wait,
what were you guys talking

about back there earlier?

You two little things.
I saw you over there.

We're just having
a little chat.

What happened?
- Oh, nothing.

We were
talking about how, like,

Rosie and I have been
very intimidated by her.

I don't know why.
- Don't rope me into this.

I did tell
you on the rails, though.

I told you that sometimes

you can be a little scary.
Which is true.

Like, you know,
very intimidating.

But I'm not scared now.
Sometimes.

But, like, most of the time not.
- You're honest.

Listen, I have this
dealy exterior, but deep

down inside,
I am super sensitive.

- Yeah.
- And I think that's why.

I think maybe it could be

partly a defense mechanism
or partly just being tough.

I don't really
allow many people to get

close, especially fast.

I've experienced so
much loss in my life that

either don't want to get close
to people and then lose them,

or don't want to get
close to people and then

be very disappointed by them.

I sometimes
tend to jump down people's

throats and not on purpose.

Do you think that's
what happened on Saturday?

On Saturday at my party?
No. Was heated. I was drunk.

I am not proud of that.
Not my finest moment.

Circumstances happen
and you move on. Next.

Alicia, you said
she's always like that.

- With what?
- When she just gets mad.

We do all have to
walk on eggshells with her.

Me including.
I even get scared of her.

And I don't get
scared of anybody at all.

When she said that, she's hoping
to never react that way again,

you should have said, it's
probably not going to change.

Why did you say
it's not going to change?

No, I said what it is.

'Cause I asked, like,
has she always been like this?

- How is that?
- Don't freak out,

turn that around.
- But then be cool.

Rosie, I wouldn't
do that if I were you.

Let's just keep it real.

No, it's all right. Say it.

I understand
that she might be upset that I

told the truth about
what she said about Liz,

but I kind
of thought it was just

like a fact
that we were all acknowledging.

I guess
you really can't be honest

or transparent
because everybody's afraid.

I said, this is who you were.

This is Liz. They were like.

Wait, you just
admitted you said it.

I didn't admit to sh--.

Don't flip that sh--.
Don't do that to me.

Don't sh-- put in my mouth,
because guess what?

You don't know me like that.
Once you flip sh--

I'll never
see you the same again.

Slow your roll. You're not hot.
- Oh, my God.

Now I know who you really are.
Don't [bleep] with me.

It's all right, babe.

No, it's not all right,
because you twisted

my words and you're
a----ing troll.

I don't like feeling betrayed.
Like, what are you trying to do?

Like, what
are you trying to prove?

I wasn't bashing Liz and I don't
like how Rosie twisted it.

I don't like that behavior.
I don't like snakes.

I literally didn't do anything
to you, Alicia.

She----ed me.

And I'm not into that.
- I didn't [bleep] you.

You did.

Now welcome Rhode Island,
bitch. This is how we roll.

I literally didn't do anything
to you, Alicia.

She----ed me and I'm not
into that.

- I didn't [bleep] you.
- You did.

ing thirsty bitch.

So thirsty. It's scary.
whore. I'm done.

I don't even know what
just happened.

No, I need to get out of here
'cause I'm going to end up

killing her.
- Calm down a second.

Come here.

- I'm going to kill her.
- Did I miss something?

I don't even know,
like, how this happened now.

I'm like
so star struck by it.

I think she thinks that I was

trying to
start a problem with you.

- No, no.
- Oh, no. She's coming back.

Oh, God, I'm scared.

I can handle.
What? I'm not worried.

I was just
saying you just tried to

do something
that you shouldn't have done.

You just did
the most grossest thing ever.

Thank you for
showing me your cards.

Liz isn't
upset about anything.

It doesn't matter

how she twisted things
is what's weirding me out.

Because people like that,
they're just like a little troll

to snake eyes,
but that's just not my style.

I feel really bad for Rosie.

To me, this
is a demonstration of like

Alicia is gonna defend
Liz to the depths of her soul.

She wants to
prove that she would never

talk sh-- about Liz
behind her back

because she respects her too
much and that roots go too deep.

It's nutso.

I've never seen anything
like this in my entire life.

I would never have
said it if I thought you would

react this way. Like Jesus.

And I didn't
like the way you looked.

- The way that I looked?
- Your eyes look sneaky.

You're just
a sneaky little troll.

Maybe because I'm in this
middle of smoke.

And I don't like snakes.
You're a snake.

Alicia, come here.
Come here. Listen.

She lied, and that----ing
freaks me out.

I don't like that sh--.

What's happening to you is.
What happened?

Do I have
chocolate all over my room?

No.
I feel like I'm drooling.

What's happening to
you is what happened to me

Saturday night. I had
the same exact response.

Worse. I regretted
it the next day.

I won't regret it, though.
I promise you.

- Your reaction. You might.
- Not with her. No.

I was too loyal to her too.
I don't give a [bleep].

That was so
shocking for me to see.

Shocking for me to experience.
Jesus.

Ashley's gonna need
a bath in holy water tonight.

This is the first time that I've
ever seen Alicia flip out.

This is what
she means when she says

that her and Liz are
cut from the same cloth.

But I get why she's mad.

The what? The what?

Rosie will exaggerate or,

like, manipulate
stories and the truth.

Don't keep
talking about nonsense.

I tell Liz exactly how I feel.

I never said that
you didn't.

You just acted weird.
I don't like what you did.

You disrespected me tonight.

- I'm not.
- I'm sorry I disrespected you.

I didn't mean to.
- Well, then learn from that.

- I don't disagree.
- But you misinterpreted it.

Can we go talk over here
about it?

Like, I'd rather have you
tell me sorry.

Come over here
and talk to me.

Why do you have to go
over there to talk about it?

Rosie, you just threw me for
a----ing loop.

I don't understand. I had
a whole conversation with Liz

on the way up here.
I said, a lot of the times

I feel intimidated by you.

I feel like people walk on
- ing eggshells with you.

- She knows that.
- Exactly.

So I was like,
why is it okay to call me out?

But you're
not gonna call her out.

Cheers. Where's my vuff?

Give me some of that.
Is there any more?

Can you just, like,
understand that I'm not

coming from a bad place.
- If you say you're sorry.

I am really sorry.

I don't
want us to not be friends,

and I don't want it to be like
you secretly----ing hate me.

I don't hate you.
All right, we're good.

- I think we're good.
- But can you be good?

Cause I can get over sh--,
you can't though.

You have to work
past this sh--.

You know,
I am a sensitive gangster.

Sometimes I have a temper.
I forgive easily.

All you do is say sorry.
If I had my peppermint oil,

I probably
would have been more calm.

The smell calms me down.

I'm like
Mary Kathryn Gallagher.

No, I can't do that.
That's terrible.

I forgive you.
I love you, you know?

- Did she just hug her?
- This is record timing.

In Flip Flop world,
they're already hugging.

She already hugged.
Did she?

This is why
we call Cece the Flip Flop.

Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Rhode Island"...

Cheers.

- Cheers.
- Are you okay?

Rosie, I cut her hair once,
but she didn't

give any acknowledgment.
- You're trying

to find reasons to have
a problem with me.

'Cause I didn't
tag you on Instagram.

This bitch. I can't.

He's trying to go see
the mistress right now.

- Ryan does not have his ring on.
- Are you serious?

It's on----ing Instagram.

I'm not doing this on camera,
so come on, let's go.