All language subtitles for Bewitched.S05E10.Samantha.Loses.Her.Voice.Imprint.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track5_[eng]

All right, Tabatha.
Now listen to this.

She's a very special doll.

My name is Baby Whisper.

Cute, huh?

Did you make her talk,
Mommy?

No, sweetheart.
Mortals did.

They're catching up
with us, Tabatha.

Let me make her talk,
Mommy.

Okay. Pull the string.

I'm very, very hungry.

Let's feed her.

We would, but we're fresh out
of doll food.

I'm very sleepy too.

She's right. It's time
for her nap and yours.

I'm not sleepy, she is.

Well, let's put her to bed,
and while we're up there,

you lie down next to her.

I'm a big girl now.
I can put myself to bed.

Well, all right.
Come on.

But one peep out
of either one of you,

and I'm coming right up, okay?

Okay, Mommy.

I like you.

Uncle Arthur,
what are you doing in there?

You turn me on.

You'd better come out,
or I'll turn you off.

How about a kiss, baby?

Do you really want a kiss,

or are you just
stringing me along?

Very good, Sammy. You're
learning from your Uncle Arthur.

And, now, let me
get a good look at you.

My. You're putting
on a little weight.

Not very nice, Sammy.
I laughed at your joke,

bad as it was.

Anyway, I'm really here
to see Tabatha.

I brought the little princess
a birthday present.

But it's not her birthday.

I know.

It's his.

Oh, Uncle Arthur.

He's adorable!

Where'd you get him?

In a thunderstorm.

It was rainin' cats
and dogs.

And you stepped
in a poodle!

Not bad, Sammy.

It'd have been funnier
if I'd said it.

I hope he's trained.

Only to kill.

Oh, hi, Louise.
What a pleasant surprise.

Pleasant?

My whole world is crumbling.
I'm crushed, destroyed.

I guess "pleasant"
wasn't exactly the right word.

May I come in for a while?
I want to talk to you.

Of course.

Thank you, Samantha.
You're my only friend.

You may not
believe this, Samantha.

It's gonna come as quite
a shock to you, but...

Oh... Oh, I didn't know
you had company.

Louise, you know
my Uncle Arthur.

Of course.
How are you?

Hi. Excuse me
for not getting up,

but my feet are killing me.

Oh, how nice.

There's still some humor
left in this world.

Even if it's bad.

Fortunately, I didn't
hear that. Where's my fella?

Now, Louise, you just
come right in here.

Sit down, take off your shoes,
relax and tell me all about it.

It's nothing really.

It's just that my marriage
to Larry has come to an end.

I mean it, Samantha.

I never wanna see Larry
again as long as I live.

Well, I've heard
all about that, Louise.

What you haven't told me
is what started all this.

A volleyball game.

A volleyball game?

Yesterday, we went to the
beach to visit some friends,

and we decided
to play volleyball.

Well, Larry was a captain,
and he picked his side.

So?

Don't you understand,
Samantha?

My own husband
didn't pick me!

Louise, volleyball
is not grounds for divorce

in this state.

Larry, it's your fault.

Why didn't you pick her for your
team in the first place?

Because I wanted to win.

That's no reason.

Oh, no? Have you ever
seen Louise play volleyball?

Her best shot is ducking.

Larry, you don't understand.

To a wife, it's not
how she plays the game,

it's who picks her.

Sure. Sure. Now
you've got all the answers.

But where were you
when we chose up sides?

Oh, Samantha, do you mind
if I go upstairs and lie down?

That's a good idea,
Louise.

You rest a while,
and we'll talk later.

You stay
right there, fella.

Sammy, I've got to go.

I don't wanna be late
for the ostrich derby.

I'm ridin' the favorite.
Now make up your mind.

Are you gonna keep the puppy

I brought for Tabatha or not?

That's not an easy question,
Uncle Arthur.

A dog is a big responsibility,
for the whole family.

Personally, I'd love to keep him,
but I can't speak for Darrin.

Of course you can.

No. You see,
you don't understand.

That's the way it is
with Darrin and me.

We respect
each other's wishes.

Darrin can't speak for me...

and
I can't... speak... for Darrin.

Go on, Sammy.

Tell me again
you can't speak for Darrin.

Uncle Arthur, it's not funny!

It's just a little
practical joke.

What's happened
to your sense of humor?

It's gone, with my voice!
Now put it back!

Oh, all right,
all right, Sammy.

Don't get all steamed up.

Your voice is back.
Go ahead. Speak, killjoy.

Uncle Arthur, your id...

idea of joy is my idea
of a double cross.

Honest, Sammy, I meant
to put your voice back,

and I will...

if I can find it.

Oh!

Another double.
Come on, Larry.

Another double isn't
going to help anybody.

'cept the bartender.
Look at the tab I've run up.

You should be out right now...

looking for... Louise.

What the devil
happened to your voice?

I, uh... I
think I have a frog in my throat.

Yeah. A girl frog.

I'll see you later, Larry.

Uncle
Arthur, you've done some

pretty dumb things
in your time,

but this takes the cake.

I'm sorry, Sammy. If you
want me to concentrate,

don't talk.

You break me up.

I'm sorry, Samantha.
Honest. I'm trying.

I just can't figure out
where your voice went.

Sam? Sam?

Oh. There it is.

You!

That explains everything.

Look what he's done to me.

Samantha, say something.

Yes. Yes, Sammy.
Say something.

Come on, Sam!

Let's not make a big thing
out of this, Darrin.

But it figures.
If you've got Sammy's voice,

she'd naturally have yours.

You've got mine?

I'm afraid so, sweetheart.

You're not an uncle,
you're an ogre.

What are you so excited about? I think
this speaks well of your marriage.

What's yours is hers,
and what's hers is yours.

Look, I may have Sam's voice,
but I still have my own fist.

You wave that fist
at me once more,

and I'll bronze it
right on your wrist.

Darrin, uh, sweetheart.

Uncle Arthur,

it was a very funny joke,
and we all enjoyed it.

Didn't we, sweetheart?

Yeah. Ha, ha, ha-ha.

All right.
Let's break the spell.

Screech, hoot owls.
Toot, ferry boats.

Hold it.

Is it ferry boats or nanny
goats? I can't remember.

Just ignore it.

Now, where was I?

You were deciding between
ferry boats and nanny goats.

Samantha,
wasn't that the doorbell?

Uh,
no, Louise, I don't think so.

Oh, Darrin, I didn't know
you were home.

Louise? What's she doing here?

If you brought that beast of
the volleyball court with you,

you just tell him from me,
I'm not here.

Get on with it!

Let's not get huffy.

Sweetheart. Uh, please,
Uncle Arthur?

That's better.

Screech, hoot owls.
Toot, ferry boats.

Darrin?

If you won't answer the door,

at least answer the window.

I'm sorry to intrude,

but I've got to talk
to you, man-to-man.

Come on in.
Join the party.

You can't talk?
Laryngitis?

Samantha, was that
Larry's voice I heard?

Darrin, you've got Louise
in there. Traitor!

That is Larry!
You did bring him home!

Well, you can just tell him
from me, I'm not here!

Louise, Larry
knew you were here. He just...

Can't talk, eh?
What are you trying to do?

Make a monkey out of me?

That's a fun thought.

Uncle Arthur, don't you dare!

Darrin, if Louise wants
to stay here,

you can have her,
but you're no friend of mine.

You're not even my employee,
you Benedict Arnold!

You old meanie!

Fired. I've lost my job,

I've lost my voice,

and now I think
I'm losing my mind.

Sweetheart, just hold
on a little bit longer.

It'll all work out.

Uncle Arthur, "Screech, hoot
owls, and toot, ferry boats"?

Now, just a second.

You both are forgetting
one important thing.

There's a little puppy
outside all alone,

waiting for a little girl
like Tabatha to love him.

Listen to him ranting about
puppies at a time like this!

Puppies count too.

And
I am going to count to three.

Screech, hoot owls,
and toot, ferry boats.

Voices, hightail it
to each other's throats.

This better be it!

It is it! I'm me again!

You did it, Uncle...

Uncle Arthur.

Sammy, you've got my voice,

and I've got yours!

Well, as long as it's
in the family.

What's so funny?
Everybody having a party?

Not everybody.
Just Uncle Arthur.

Well, Larry's gone. At least
that's one thing to celebrate.

Samantha, I just have to talk
to you, woman-to-woman.

Oh, Louise, uh,

Sam can't talk
woman-to-woman right now.

Since when do you speak
for Samantha?

Since about ten minutes ago.

What'd you say, Samantha?

Talk to me, Louise. I can be
very understanding when I try.

And I'm really going to try.

Well, I don't wanna'
talk to you.

In fact, I don't wanna
talk to any of you.

You're all against me.

[Arthur's voice] Uncle Arthur, if you don't

straighten us out, I am
going to scream so loud

and so long, you're gonna
be hoarse for a month.

All right. All right.

We'll try something different.

I know a million of 'em.

Cauldrons bubble
and sloe gin fizz,

restore to each the voice
that's his,

uh, and hers.

If this is another one
of your tricks...

Worrywart.
Go ahead, Sammy.

Testing,

one, two.

I liked it better before. The
fun's gone out of this party.

Why don't you follow it?

Sammy, before
I leave, ask him.

Sweetheart, Uncle Arthur came
to give Tabatha something.

What? A hot foot?

My good man,
you underestimate me.

I stopped giving hot foots
400 years ago.

Congratulations
and good-bye.

Well, the least
you can do is shake hands.

Okay.

Sam, he's your uncle.
Do something with him,

something terrible!

That's gratitude for you.

My puppy and I are leaving.
There's my little killer.

I knew
that incantation would work.

I just hope it sticks.

What'd he mean by that?

Nothing... I hope.

I'll send for my things.

Louise, where're you going?

I know when I'm not wanted.

Louise... I think
it's time for our little woman...

...to-woman talk.

That's Darrin's voice, and
it's coming out of your mouth.

Louise...
don't believe everything...

you hear.

That's Samantha's voice
coming out of your mouth!

Louise, believe me,
there's a logical explanation for all this.

Yes, there is. I'm going out of my
mind, and I'm getting out of this house.

Larry, am I glad to see you.

[Larry] No, no, no. I'm the one
who's glad to see you.

And I apologize.
I've thought it over,

and I really am
an insensitive boob.

Well, maybe you are,
but you're my insensitive boob,

and I need you.

Let's go get your things.

[Louise] Oh, no. I'm not
going back in that house.

There's something weird
going on in there.

Darrin's voice is coming out
of Samantha,

and Samantha's
voice is coming out of Darrin.

You poor kid. You really
did miss me, didn't you?

They're coming in.

Duck!

Don't you worry, sweetheart.
Nothing can happen.

Daddy Bear is here.

I'm glad somebody's happy.

Uncle Arthur isn't.

I don't know what to do.

Why don't you try apologizing?

What are you doing
in that picture?

I've been framed.

You get down here
this instant.

Yeah. Hanging's too
good for ya.

Sammy, I feel another pout
coming on.

Uncle Arthur, Darrin...

Uncle Arthur,
Darrin didn't mean it, really.

You did a beautiful job
of getting our voices back.

Now... Now if
you could just get them to stick.

Stick! That's it!
I just forgot the Stickum.

Sammy, Darrin,
join hands.

Hurry up.

Just leave the goals to me.

Voices be nimble,
voices be quick,

voices return, and this time,

stick, stick, stick.

And don't come back.

[Arthur] I heard that.

We're stuck!

Watch your step, pussycat. We
don't want you hurting yourself.

Good-bye, Samantha.

Good-bye, Darrin.
And thank you.

Thanks for nothing.

Uh, Lar. Lar!

Larry, can I talk
to you for a minute?

Ah, so the cat
gave you back your tongue.

Oh, Larry, darling,
be kind.

All right. But I'm
only doing it for you,

my flower blossom.

What is it?

Over here, Larry, please.

Larry, this whole thing
can be explained.

I'm listening.

Uh, what Darrin means
is that he's glad

that our plan worked,
for your sake.

What plan?

Tell him, Sam.

You know. The plan to make
Louise feel rejected

so that she'd want
to go back to Larry.

Right. That plan.

Don't give me that.

Louise, didn't you
feel rejected?

I certainly did.

See? It worked.

You mean you...
you really did that for us?

For you and Louise.

And for your marriage.
That's what really counts.

Gee, Darrin, I...
I don't know what to say.

You son of a gun.
Put 'er there.

It's the old football
huddle shake.

Yeah.

Hurry, love.
Time's flying.

You son of a gun.

You know what caused this?

What?

Three dumb little words
from you to Uncle Arthur:

"Don't come back."

Oh, I guess I shouldn't
have said that.

Yeah. Well,
there's one consolation:

If I have to be
stuck with someone,

I'm glad it's you.

You son of a gun.

The water's boiling,
so when I lift up the lid,

you put in
the spaghetti, okay?

No, it isn't okay!
How can anything be okay

when we're
stuck together like this?

Sweetheart, look at
the bright side.

We do believe
in togetherness, don't we?

Yeah, but this is ridiculous.

Don't worry. Uncle Arthur
will show up and unstick us.

Sure.

Let's not forget he wouldn't
have stuck us together

in the first place
if you hadn't insulted him.

He's rather thin-skinned.

And thick-skulled.

There you go again.

Now, you're just
gonna have to learn

to understand Uncle Arthur.

He's really very sweet. I can
remember when I was a little girl,

he taught me how
to make my first pony.

Now, anybody who did that
can't be all bad.

[Arthur's voice] Hold it. I'm not boiling yet.

He's in there!
Quick! Turn the heat up!

Darrin.

Hmm.

If there's one place
you'll never find me,

it's in hot water.

Over here.

Aw. Isn't that sweet?

Married five years
and still holding hands.

Uh, yeah. All right.

Uncle Arthur,
you've made your point.

Please?

Oh, all right.

Hands be nimble,
hands be quick,

prepare yourselves
and now unstick.

Thank you, Uncle Arthur.

You don't have to
thank me, Sammy,

but he does.

Unless you wanna be married
to a 170-pound artichoke.

Thank you.
And I mean it.

Strange as it may seem, you're the
best friend I have in Sam's family.

Even with all
your practical jokes,

I know you really love us
and really mean well.

Let's not get sticky.
But you know, Sammy,

even though he
is a party pooper,

I like him.

Too bad he doesn't have a
little more sense of humor.

Here's $50 worth.

Don't you get it, Dum-dum?

"Cents" of humor.

If you think that's funny,
you're gonna love this.