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Hello?
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Oh.
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Good morning, Mrs. Stephens.
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Oh, no, no.
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I'm not busy.
Just relaxing.
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Uh, well, uh...
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c-couldn't you come over
a little later?
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You see,
I have to go out, and...
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You're in the neighborhood?
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At the corner drugstore?
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Oh, no! No.
You know you're always welcome.
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Yes. Bye-bye.
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Oh!
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No. No, I'll do it myself.
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There! That's better.
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Better than what?
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Good morning, sweetheart.
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I'll be the judge of that.
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What does that mean?
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It means if anything
goes around here,
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why don't you redecorate
the room as an encore?
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Sweetheart, that was
me running around,
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putting everything away, and...
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Ooh, boy, am I pooped!
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You should be. It was like
watching a silent movie.
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It was just a little
speed-up spell.
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And I wouldn't have done that
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if I hadn't been
pushed to the wall.
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Oh!
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Who pushed you to the wall?
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Your mother.
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What has my mother
got to do with your,
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uh, ring-a-ding-ding?
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Well, uh, sweetheart, I-I had
the living room all torn up.
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I was cleaning. She called
and said she was coming over.
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So?
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Well, I didn't want her
to see the house looking a mess.
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You know, with your mother,
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it's not a visit,
it's an inspection.
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That's not true.
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If you want, I can, uh,
put the mess back.
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No, no! No. I, uh...
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I guess you had good intentions.
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It's just that witchcraft doesn't
set too well on an empty stomach.
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How about some waffles
and strawberries?
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Great.
Good.
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I'll fix one
for your mother too.
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Uh, shouldn't you wait
till she gets here?
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She'll be here any minute. She was
calling from the corner drugstore.
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Holy cow! I didn't know
it was this late. I gotta run.
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But...
I'll grab a cup of coffee
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and a doughnut at the office.
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Darrin, don't you want
to say hello to your mother?
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Not when I need
a shine on my shoes,
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and it's been two weeks
since I've had a haircut.
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Hello, Mrs. Stephens.
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Samantha.
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It's, uh, so nice
to see you.
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Thank you, dear. And here's a
little doll for that little doll.
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Oh, thank you.
I'm sure she'll love it.
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Uh, Tabitha's out back playing.
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Um, would you like
a cup of coffee?
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Well, I've only got a minute,
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but I might have a cup of tea.
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We've certainly been having a
lot of dust lately, haven't we?
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It must be all those
soft landings on the moon.
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My, Samantha,
this kitchen is immaculate.
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Looks like you've really
been busy with your broom.
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You might say that.
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Oh, uh, would you like a cookie
or something?
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No, no, thank you, dear.
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Actually, I'm on my way
to a bon voyage luncheon
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for Miriam Rogers.
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She's, um, leaving for Paris.
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How exciting.
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I should say.
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She won the trip in a contest.
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Really?
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If Miriam Rogers
can think of a slogan,
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you certainly can.
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Mrs. Stephens, are you trying
to tell me something?
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Why, Samantha,
all I'm trying to tell you
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is that you and Darrin
should get out of the house.
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You never go anywhere.
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We don't want to go anywhere.
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How about a two-week
all-expense-paid trip to Tahiti?
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Tahiti?
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Here's an entry blank.
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All you have to do
is come up with a slogan
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for Tinker Bell
Disposable Diapers.
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Uh...
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Mrs. Stephens, I'm not
very much on slogans.
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Give it a try. Think, dear.
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Oh, well, okay. Uh...
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What do you say about diapers,
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except that you
keep changing them?
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Well, how does this sound?
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"Switch to Tinker Bell Diapers."
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"It's time for a change."
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"Switch to Tinker Bell Diapers."
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"It's time for a change."
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Oh, Samantha,
that's absolutely divine!
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You'll adore Tahiti.
Start packing.
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Do you really think they'll...
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And be sure and take plenty
of suntan lotion for Darrin.
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Like all geniuses,
he has tender skin.
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Poor baby.
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Oh, my goodness!
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Oh, my goodness!
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[Darrin] Sam, do you remember
where I put that portfolio
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with the layouts
for Barton Industries?
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Uh, yes, I think they're
down here in the hall closet.
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Thanks, honey.
Uh, Darrin...
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Darrin, you wanna hear
something exciting?
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Sure, honey.
Oh, uh...
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You know,
about a month ago,
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your mother, uh,
mentioned a slogan contest.
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It's not here.
Oh.
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Well, anyway, I just kind of...
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I kind of just
wrote this slogan,
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you know, as kind of a laugh.
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Where could it be?
Huh?
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Ah!
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As I was saying...
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Honey, I told you,
never straighten my desk.
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At least when it's messy,
I know where everything is.
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Uh...
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Honey, your mother
sent in my slogan,
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and you'll never believe
what happened.
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I, uh...
I won us a trip to Tahiti.
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Great!
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Really? I didn't
think you'd be...
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This'll give us another crack at
the Barton Industries account.
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Darrin, did you hear what
I just said? Sure, swell.
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I'll see you later.
I gotta go, honey.
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Hmph. Pack your own
suntan lotion.
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Hi, Larry.
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I found the layout I drew up
for Barton Industries.
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It's better than I thought
it was. Oh, really?
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And of all the products, I think the
most inventive ad campaign that I have...
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is for Tinker Bell
Disposable Diapers.
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Very clever, Darrin.
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Thanks, Larry.
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I wouldn't be a bit surprised
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if we got all
of Barton's accounts
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just on the basis of this.
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That may be a little difficult.
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They ran a contest and, uh,
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came up with a rather
catchy slogan.
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Well, I hardly think that an amateur
can compete with this material.
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Well, Barton seems to like it.
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Some little housewife
sent it in.
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- That's crazy.
- Yes.
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And what's even crazier
is her name...
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Samantha Stephens.
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Huh?
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Sound familiar?
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It must be a coincidence.
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There's an even
bigger coincidence.
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We checked,
and she lives at your address.
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I can't believe that.
Sam wouldn't enter a contest.
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She wouldn't, but she did.
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The prize is two
round-trip tickets to Tahiti.
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And if I were you, Darrin,
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I would cash in the return half
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and invest in
beachfront property.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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What are you doing
home so early?
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Larry thought I could
use some time off.
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Oh, well, that's a coincidence,
because I have some news...
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Not just the day.
It's kind of permanent.
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You mean you're fired?
Right.
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But why?
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We seem to be
having a little problem
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with the Barton
Industries account.
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That's no reason.
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It is when my wife
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writes the winning slogan
for one of their products.
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What do
Tinker Bell Diapers
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have to do
with Barton Industries?
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Plenty!
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Well, sweetheart, how
was I supposed to know
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that a company that makes
computers and rockets
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and supersonic jets
would make diapers?
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Haven't you ever heard
of diversification?
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Yeah, but that's dumb.
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Sam, if you wanted
a trip to Tahiti,
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why didn't you say so?
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Well...
If we wanna go to Tahiti,
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we can pay our own way!
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Who wants to go
to Tahiti anyhow!
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That's exactly what
I told your mother.
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What's my mother
got to do with this?
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She's the one that told
me about the contest
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and insisted that I enter.
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And you twitched your nose
and came up with a slogan?
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No.
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No?
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No!
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And out of
the thousands of entries,
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you just happened to come up
with the winning slogan.
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If that isn't witchcraft,
what do you call it?
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I'd call it imagination.
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I do have some, you know.
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You really expect me
to believe that, don't you?
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Are you calling me a liar?
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If the shoe fits.
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Samantha, I demand
that you open this door.
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Big deal!
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Hello, Darrin.
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Come to give me
my severance pay?
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No.
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I came to apologize.
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May I come in?
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Why, sure, Larry. Mmm.
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Now, look, Darrin,
you should know by now
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that I say a lot of things
I don't mean.
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Really, Larry?
Of course.
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Everybody knows that
I'm a... a volatile,
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excitable, impetuous,
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rash, impulsive...
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Blowhard?
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That wasn't exactly
the word I was looking for.
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How about "hysterical nut"?
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I'll stick with "blowhard."
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You said you wanted
to apologize.
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Yes. I'm sorry for
the way I behaved,
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and your job is waiting
for you.
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Larry...
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why the sudden switch?
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What do you mean,
"Why the sudden switch?"
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It takes a big man
to know when he's wrong,
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and it just so happens
I'm a big man.
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Well, uh...
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Darrin, please
don't make me beg.
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It's taken a lot out of me
just to apologize.
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All right, Larry.
I accept your apology.
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Glad to have you back, Darrin.
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Thanks, Larry.
Where's Sam?
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Hmm? Oh, Sam.
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She's upstairs. Why?
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Well, I just heard,
through my underground,
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that Barton Industries is coming
out with a new paint product.
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Don't you see, Darrin?
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They'll need
a new slogan for it,
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and we'll be in
on the ground floor.
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We can deliver the winner of
the Tinker Bell Diaper contest.
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Larry, I ought to bust
you in your bazoo.
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Now, Darrin...
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Hi, Larry.
Oh, hi, Sam.
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I just dropped by to welcome
Darrin back into the firm,
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and offer you a job.
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Me? Right. To head up
our slogan department.
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Oh.
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Well, I... I'm flattered that
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you have so much
confidence in me, Larry.
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What's good enough for
Tinker Bell Disposable Diapers
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is good enough for me.
259
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,339
Well, it's a very
flattering offer,
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but I'm not interested.
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Don't worry about me, Sam.
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You can whip up all
the slogans you want.
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I am no longer
with the organization.
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[Larry] You're not?
That's right, Larry.
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One Stephens is enough
for any company.
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You can consider this
my resignation.
267
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:45,403
Well, Darrin?
Well, what?
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00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:49,282
If you're no longer with the
company, would you mind leaving?
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This is a closed meeting.
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00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,618
- Oh...
- That tears it.
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00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,705
Sweetheart,
Larry was just kidding.
272
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:58,291
No, no, no. I wouldn't want
to be in the way
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when you two
are talking business.
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00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,420
Oh, Darrin...
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00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,213
Ooh.
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00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,631
Don't give it a thought, Sam.
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He'll cool off.
278
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:10,219
Well, he seems pretty upset.
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00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:14,223
Larry, if this is your idea
of some kind of joke,
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I think it's very unkind.
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00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,812
Unkind? How can you
say I'm unkind?
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00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,523
I not only came to tell Darrin
I was taking him back,
283
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,442
I even offered his wife a job.
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00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,360
Oh, good grief.
285
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:40,500
You don't come in here
very often, do you?
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00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,585
Only when I've had
a fight with my wife.
287
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,504
It's the same with me,
288
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:48,341
and I haven't missed
a night in 11 years.
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00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:53,679
And that goes for birthdays,
anniversaries, Christmas,
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New Year, Armist-istace Day,
291
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:01,312
Labor Day and Groundhog Day.
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00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,773
Groundhog Day?
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00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,902
I said, "If he sees his shadow,"
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"it'll be a late spring."
295
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:13,282
And she says,
"If he sees his shadow,"
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"it'll be an early spring."
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00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,287
Do I have to tell ya?
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Charlie, another double here.
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When you're married
to a witch,
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life is a little
more complicated.
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00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,881
If you think
you're married to a witch,
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00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,551
you should see my wife.
303
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,929
She's got a mother
that's a witch too.
304
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:37,890
When my mother-in-law comes,
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00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,935
I put a pumpkin in the window.
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00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,277
Hello, Darrin?
307
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,904
Oh. Hi, Larry.
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00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:53,990
No. No, he's not home yet,
309
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,782
and I'm beginning to worry.
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00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,203
Larry, I don't think that
sitting around
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thinking up slogans
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is going to take my mind
off my troubles.
313
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,502
Well, I just don't know.
314
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,087
The last time
we had an argument,
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00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,590
he went to this
little bar, and I...
316
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,592
Oh, wait a minute.
317
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That's it!
318
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:17,221
I'll talk to you later, Larry.
Bye-bye.
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00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,895
Hi, Clarissa!
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00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:28,648
You be a good girl
and sit with Tabitha.
321
00:18:28,648 --> 00:18:30,234
I'll be back in a few minutes.
322
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,346
Aren't you gonna
offer me a drink, Darrin?
323
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,977
A zombie for the lady, please.
324
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,313
Don't tell me that's your wife?
325
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:08,689
That's her, all right.
326
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:12,526
Well, she doesn't look
like a witch.
327
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,945
She is, all right.
328
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,823
Darrin, now you know
I wouldn't have accepted
329
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,367
that job from Larry.
330
00:19:19,407 --> 00:19:20,951
Why not?
331
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,663
That's the way for him
to get the Barton account.
332
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,955
The best way to get
the Barton account
333
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,834
is to show him your layouts.
334
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:32,129
They're not interested
in my layouts.
335
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:36,008
They're waiting for another
one of your brilliant slogans.
336
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:39,095
Darrin, why don't we go home
and talk this over?
337
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:44,225
Oh, no. I'm staying here
with my friend.
338
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,559
Oh, really?
339
00:19:52,023 --> 00:19:54,819
That's how you solve
all your problems...
340
00:19:54,859 --> 00:19:56,445
by witchcraft.
341
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:58,030
I didn't even pay the check.
342
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,407
You can do that later.
343
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,200
Now you can listen.
344
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,868
If you didn't want your zombie,
345
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,371
you should have
said so. I wanted it.
346
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,789
Okay.
347
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,626
Thank you.
348
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,002
You're welcome.
349
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,475
Thank you.
350
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,859
That's just what I needed...
351
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,236
to see things
in their true perspective.
352
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,364
Uh...
353
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,917
There you go, sweetheart.
354
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,046
There. You have
a good night's sleep,
355
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,590
and tomorrow you'll
feel much better.
356
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,302
I hope.
357
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:05,907
Hello?
358
00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:09,994
Oh, Larry.
359
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:15,042
Did you have to ring
the phone so loud?
360
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:19,964
Did what?
361
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,717
I am?
362
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,471
I did?
363
00:22:28,888 --> 00:22:30,224
Did what?
364
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,310
But, Larry...
365
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,232
Oh, uh, that's good news, Larry.
366
00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:40,651
Uh...
367
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,403
I'll see ya later.
368
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:49,285
That was Larry.
369
00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:52,162
He said, uh,
Barton found my layouts
370
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,580
on his desk this morning.
371
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,833
Uh, now, Darrin...
372
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:59,169
- You put 'em there, right?
- Yes.
373
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:00,880
Did he like them?
374
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,172
What do you mean,
"Did he like them?"
375
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,925
Didn't you rig
the computer analyzer?
376
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:06,552
What analyzer?
377
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:09,597
Then you didn't know.
378
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,390
Know what?
379
00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:13,893
[Darrin] About the consumer analyzer.
380
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:18,731
They tested your slogan on it,
and it was a complete washout.
381
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,567
Well, why did they run it
through an electronic machine?
382
00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:23,944
Didn't they have any faith
in their own judgment?
383
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:26,614
Who cares? The point is,
384
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,115
your slogan was rejected.
385
00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:29,491
It was lousy,
386
00:23:29,532 --> 00:23:32,619
which proves
it was your imagination.
387
00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:36,874
Well, I don't think
that's very nice.
388
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,709
Honey, you know what I mean.
389
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,630
Yes, I know,
390
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,342
and I don't care.
391
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,595
I'm sorry, honey.
I should have known
392
00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:50,971
you'd never lie to me.
393
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:53,682
It's time you learned
about witches.
394
00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:57,686
If I didn't have to go to work,
395
00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:58,811
I'd love to stay home...
396
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,397
and take a couple of lessons.
397
00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:14,286
Hello.
398
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:16,330
Oh, hi, Larry. Uh...
399
00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:18,666
What?
400
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,876
Well, that's great.
401
00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:24,088
Thanks, Larry.
Yeah, okay. Bye.
402
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,883
How do you like that?
Huh?
403
00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:29,635
Larry gave me the day off.
404
00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:32,179
Oh, well!
405
00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:34,515
I wonder what came over him.
406
00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:35,891
Yeah, so do I.
407
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,476
Sam!
408
00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:39,520
Well...
409
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:43,107
I had one free twitch coming.
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