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Mother.
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Good morning, darling.
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I bring you greetings
from the Witches' Council,
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where you're needed immediately.
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I'm fixing
Darrin's breakfast.
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Oh, now there's
an earthshaking mission.
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Ah. What a day...
wasn't it?
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Mother was just leaving.
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I'll go get the paper.
Excuse me.
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Of course, Durweed.
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All right, Mother.
What's the problem?
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The problem is...
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that since you married
that st... mortal,
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you've only made two appearances
before the Witches' Council.
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And to say they're getting
restless is putting it mildly.
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You may tell them that I
do not choose to oblige.
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I've too much to do
around here today.
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I know you've forgotten most
of what you learned at my knee,
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but surely you remember
what the Council does to anyone
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who stands in their way.
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Let them do their worst.
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What's that?
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I hope it's their worst.
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Mother!
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Mother!
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Ooh, ha-ha-ha,
he never looked better.
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Oh.
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Mother, do something.
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It's a Council move, Samantha.
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There's nothing I can do.
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But, there's something
you can do.
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A-A-All right.
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But first I'll have to
ask Darrin if he minds.
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Ask?
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Mother, that's what
a wife does.
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Tell him the truth.
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I'm sure he'd rather do
without you for a few hours
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than wind up a bird perch.
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Mother, pop out.
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Darrin?
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Darrin, are you
in there?
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Oh!
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Witches' Council, noble eight,
clearly hear me as I state:
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In haste I'll fly
to do my task,
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but release the spell
so I may ask.
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Good news.
Mother just left.
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You all right?
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No, I'm not.
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You know I don't like
your mother popping in here
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the first thing in the morning.
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A man's entitled
to some privacy.
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What do you mean,
am I all right?
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Nothing.
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What did old "double, double
toil and trouble" want?
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Really, Darrin. You have
such a suspicious mind.
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What was that?
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Just a little bird.
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Cute, huh?
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Um, c-come on inside.
I'll make breakfast.
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Come on.
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Like it?
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Are you gonna tell me or not?
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What makes you think
I have something to say?
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A little bird told me.
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I have to appear
at the Witches' Council.
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I'd only be gone a few hours.
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Samantha, let's get
something straight.
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First you're my wife.
Then you're a witch.
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And a wife's place
is with her husband.
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Oh, good. I guess that
means you want me to play golf
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with you this afternoon.
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You know what I mean!
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I've not only lost
a daughter,
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I've gained a bullhorn.
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Don't apologize
if you have to leave
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before I finish dressing.
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Well?
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I can't go.
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You can't not go.
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Serena.
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That's it. Serena can appear
before the Council
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and pretend she's me.
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Samantha, you can fool all
of the people some of the time,
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and some of the people
all of the time,
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but don't try to put anything
over on a witch.
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- However...
- However?
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Serena certainly
could fool Durwood.
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Well, I'd hate to deceive him.
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Well, that's because you haven't
had enough practice.
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Once you get the technique
smoothed out, it's a groove.
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A groove?
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I keep up.
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Well, I guess I don't have
any other choice.
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Serena. Serena?
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[Serena intoning] I am here.
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The heart
has answers the eyes cannot see.
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It is truly said,
the wise man is he
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who hears
the unlistened-for voice.
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What's that supposed
to mean?
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The guru is a groove.
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She keeps up too.
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Serena, put the flowers down.
We need you.
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A favor is the reach
a soul can make.
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What's up?
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You are. And if you really
want to be helpful,
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you'll get down here.
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Serena, all you have to do
is stay here for one afternoon,
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pretend to be me,
so Darrin doesn't know that
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I've gone to a Council meeting.
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What do I do?
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Just be a housewife
for a few hours.
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Serena, you owe me
a lot of favors.
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Here's a chance
to clean the slate.
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Tsk, okay.
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Quit staring at me.
You know I'm right.
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No husband would put up with his
wife flying all over who-knows-where.
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It's not like
you're a stewardess.
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And if that crack about
joining my foursome
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was supposed
to make me feel guilty
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about playing golf today,
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it didn't even
make a dent. Hmph.
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You haven't
much time, Samantha.
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Now, remember, Serena,
no witchcraft.
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Witch's honor.
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I'll be just like you...
the perfect little wife.
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Don't overdo it.
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Don't worry.
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Well, I'm on my way.
Behave yourself.
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What do I do
first, dust something?
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Look, I picked flowers.
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Hi, Auntie Serena.
Where's Mommy?
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Oops.
Oh! Tabatha,
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how would you like
to go to the zoo, hmm?
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- That would be fun.
- Ah.
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Honestly.
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The usual, Ernie.
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Oh, and make it a double
for old Arnie Palmer here.
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- Knock it off.
- Are you Arnold Palmer?
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Say, how 'bout
takin' a look at my grip?
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I'm not Arnold Palmer.
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He is not Arnold Palmer.
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Are you?
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No.
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Then it must
be me.
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Boy, I sure have slipped.
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You're upset.
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Anything you want to
talk about?
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No.
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Sam, huh?
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Mm-hmm. And I don't
wanna talk about it.
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Well, whatever it is,
I've been there.
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I've seen it all. Twenty years
in the loser's circle.
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I was a heel
this morning...
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a loudmouthed,
self-righteous... dum-da-dum.
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That's "dum-dum."
Thanks.
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Well, we're all heels
once in a while.
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They force you into it.
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It's not the same.
Sam is,
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uh, different.
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Listen, Louise
isn't Chicken Delight.
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Take it from your Uncle Larry.
Marriage is like the main event.
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You gotta roll
with the punches.
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That old wedded-bliss special is
off the tracks, so what do you do?
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You gotta get it
back on the tracks.
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Whoo-whoo!
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What, whoo-whoo?
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Tate's famous tete-a-tete...
the honeymoon special...
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guaranteed to solder
a doddering marriage.
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That's ridiculous.
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A second honeymoon?
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Moonlight and laughter,
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just the two of you... some
romantic spot you used to go to.
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Fill her with memories
and champagne.
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Forget the kid and the...
and the mortgage and...
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And the office?
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You don't have
to overdo it.
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Larry, are you
offering me a vacation?
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Darrin, anything that
can't be done over a weekend
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isn't worth doing.
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Thanks, Larry.
I'm going home right now
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and start putting my marriage
back on the right track.
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Whoo-whoo!
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Whoo-whoo!
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Sam.
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Um, sorry.
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It's all right.
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It is?
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Not because I approve, but
because I've been a stubborn,
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willful, unreasonable boor.
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Till I've had a chance to make it up to
you, you can do all the witchcraft you want.
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Oh?
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Uh, um,
wh-what are you doing home?
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I felt so badly about
the way I acted this morning...
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You did?
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...that I didn't even finish
my golf game.
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You didn't?
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And I want to make up.
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You do? How?
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I'll tell you in the car.
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What car?
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Where are we going?
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Oh, I just thought
we might take a little drive.
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Uh, uh, no.
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No, no, no.
I couldn't possibly. Um,
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I have to finish
the housework.
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Go ahead. Just give a little zap
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while I go upstairs and change.
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It's a good thing your mother
took Tabatha after all.
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We're free as the birds.
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Heh-heh-heh.
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And the bees.
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Endora!
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Darling, marriage
is an institution,
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not a vacation resort.
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He's back
from his golf game.
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Oh, no.
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It's worse.
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He wants to take me
for a ride.
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What does that mean?
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He wants to make up.
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Oh, I know what that means.
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What am... What am
I going to do?
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[Darrin] Ready, honey.
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You'd better do what
Samantha would do.
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What's that?
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Anything he says.
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Ooh.
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Bleh.
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Well, we've certainly
had our little drive,
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and I feel better.
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But it's getting late,
so let's go home.
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We have no home. We're
gypsies... free and unfettered.
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Darrin, I-I really think
we should head home.
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Relax, honey. Forget about
the house and the baby.
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There's just you and me
and Mother Nature.
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Boy, that's some threesome.
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00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:16,397
I-Isn't there anything
else on the radio?
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That's the perfect music.
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Perfect?
For what?
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You'll see.
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Where are we?
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Sam, you can't make me
believe you've forgotten
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where we spent our honeymoon?
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Honeymoon?
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"Moonthatch Inn"? Oh.
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Oh! Hello, hello, hello,
my little lovebirds, hello.
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So, you have flown
back to the nest.
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It's good to see you,
Madame Wageir.
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Sam?
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Hmm? Oh! Oh, uh...
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It was nice seeing
you again, Madame Wageir. Good-bye.
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Ah, ho, ho, ho. Of course.
"Good-bye." I understand.
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Ah, do not worry.
I disappear. Poof!
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No one know how to disappear
like Madame Wageir.
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00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:26,551
I do.
But I won't.
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00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:31,222
Serena, I'm home.
I got back early.
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Serena?
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Serena, you're off the hook.
259
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,900
So, it is perfect...
260
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:47,780
du champagne, de la Musique...
mmm, romantique.
261
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:51,701
At Moonthatch Inn,
love begin.
262
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,663
The key to happiness.
263
00:15:55,705 --> 00:16:00,418
And now... poof...
I disappear.
264
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,464
bonne chance.
265
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,886
Well...
266
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,896
here we are.
267
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,149
I noticed.
268
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,113
Now let's go home.
269
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,781
We can come back tomorrow.
270
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:34,911
We're not going anywhere until
we've had a heart-to-heart talk.
271
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,705
One, I apologize
for this morning.
272
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,500
I was selfish,
and I'm sorry.
273
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,503
Two, I know
you'll forgive me.
274
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:48,090
Three, we're going to have a
beautiful weekend here together.
275
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:51,385
Weekend? We can't.
276
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:54,722
Uh, the baby.
277
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,265
We'll call Endora...
278
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,975
and receive her
undying gratitude
279
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,394
for being allowed to babysit
with Tabatha all weekend.
280
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,063
Don't. Uh...
281
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:05,900
I-I-I mean, they're probably
not back from the zoo yet.
282
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,484
You're right.
283
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,780
Anyway, we shouldn't interrupt this
moment, even with a phone call.
284
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,366
- Sweetheart...
- Whoo!
285
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,660
- Look!
- Huh?
286
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:19,247
Lunch. I'm starved.
287
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,165
Well, uh, that's good.
288
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:26,754
We'll need our strength for those
long walks out on the dunes.
289
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:30,299
Remember?
The crashing of the surf...
290
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:33,594
There's an idea. Let's go
take a long walk on the dunes.
291
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,763
Well, I'm, uh,
tired from the drive.
292
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,516
What do you say we get into
something comfortable?
293
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:42,019
How about the car?
That's comfortable.
294
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,772
Sam, I don't mean
to sound melodramatic,
295
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,233
but there's something
very precious at stake here.
296
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,151
You don't know the half of it.
297
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,570
Sam, please.
298
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,989
I'll go down to the car.
I packed a bag for us.
299
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,116
Now there's nothing
more to be said.
300
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:58,411
We're going to spend
the weekend here together.
301
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,619
And that's it?
302
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,622
And that's it.
303
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,669
Well, if that's it...
304
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,846
You try to relax.
305
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,287
No. Uh...
306
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,162
Okay, Sam,
I get the picture.
307
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,205
No, you don't. Really.
308
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:25,539
Don't make it worse.
309
00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:27,583
Let's not lie
to each other.
310
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,752
I-It isn't what you think.
311
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,380
I mean, um...
312
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:35,549
I'm just not myself today.
313
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,135
Hey,
314
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:43,265
you're not feeling, um,
shy about all this, are you?
315
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,061
That's it.
316
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,813
I'm shy.
317
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,023
So let's go home.
318
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:54,777
Honey, it's me...
the fella you said "I do" to.
319
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,696
I know I did,
but I don't now.
320
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,407
So let's go home?
321
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,075
You're still mad.
322
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:05,413
No, I'm not. Really.
And I'll prove it to you.
323
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:08,290
Not now. Later.
324
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:21,929
Oh, Mother,
I knew I shouldn't have gone.
325
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:24,056
Well, you did
what you had to.
326
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,810
B-But it's after 6:00.
Where are they?
327
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:32,106
Surely you're not worried about
what's-his-name being with Serena?
328
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:35,234
No. Uh, 'course
not.
329
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,903
There they are.
330
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,363
I think you better pop out
331
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:42,575
until you can effect
a transfer with Serena.
332
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,118
Yeah. Right.
333
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,625
Tabatha is waiting up
to say night-night.
334
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:56,422
Oh, uh, you-you-you
go ahead, sweetheart.
335
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,715
I'll be up
in a minute.
336
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,476
Isn't she back yet?
337
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:12,354
Hi.
338
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,690
Boy, am I glad to see you.
339
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,400
Serena, what happened?
340
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:20,863
Some other time. I just want to
go off somewhere and meditate.
341
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:27,161
Serena, hold it. Wha...
What happened?
342
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,371
Where were you?
343
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,582
Moonthatch Inn.
344
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,835
M-Moonthatch Inn?
345
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:37,630
Where we spent our honeymoon?
346
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,131
Moonthatch Inn...
347
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:44,595
where perfection reigns,
and luckily, the sun never sets.
348
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,347
What's that supposed to mean?
349
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:50,267
It means, the next time you
need a stand-in around here,
350
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:54,063
do me a favor
and call a theatrical agent.
351
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,108
Did you have a good time
at the zoo?
352
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,445
Yes. What did Auntie Serena
bring me?
353
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,739
Auntie Serena's not here, dear.
354
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:06,617
She was here this
morning with Grandmama.
355
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,786
Are you sure?
356
00:22:09,994 --> 00:22:12,455
I asked her
where Mommy was,
357
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:17,253
and that's when Grandmama
took me to the zoo.
358
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:21,590
Should I tell you
about the animals?
359
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:24,051
You already have, sweetheart.
360
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,439
Darrin...
361
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,233
Mmm?
362
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:43,404
You've been awfully quiet
all evening.
363
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:45,823
Just thinking.
364
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,909
Um, about today,
365
00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:53,080
well, I-I hope you understand,
I wasn't quite...
366
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:57,626
Well, if... if I was a
little... funny, I'm sorry.
367
00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:58,711
Funny?
368
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,629
You know...
369
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:03,965
withdrawn, Coolish.
370
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,428
You call that withdrawn?
371
00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,638
I wasn't withdrawn?
372
00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:14,310
You want me to tell you that you
were mysterious and exciting,
373
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:18,731
that I never found you
more adorable and desirable.
374
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,817
Well, I won't,
because, frankly...
375
00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:24,862
I'm just too tired.
376
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:31,160
So good night,
you wench, you.
377
00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:35,664
Uh, good night, Darrin.
378
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,627
How'd things go
at the Council meeting?
379
00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:44,632
Oh, everything went fine.
I...
380
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,302
Oh!
381
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:51,180
You knew all the time!
Now, hold it!
382
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:54,183
Oh, Darrin! That was
so mean! Sam! Sam!
383
00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:56,810
I give up. I give up.
I give up. I give up.
384
00:23:56,810 --> 00:24:00,272
Well, okay.
Whew.
385
00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:03,233
So do I.
I shouldn't have sneaked out.
386
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:06,320
- I shouldn't have said no.
- Mm, no. No, you were right.
387
00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:08,656
I said I wouldn't attend
meetings unless
388
00:24:08,696 --> 00:24:10,282
I should have stuck
to it.
389
00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:11,784
And I should have taken you
back to Moonthatch Inn
390
00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:13,535
a long time ago.
391
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:16,580
How 'bout next weekend?
What do you say?
392
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:17,790
Um,
393
00:24:17,830 --> 00:24:20,834
"There is no time or place"
394
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,253
"where love transcends."
395
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:27,132
That's guru talk.
Serena taught me.
396
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:29,051
Yeah, what does it mean?
397
00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:34,390
It means, Moonthatch Inn
begins at home.
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