All language subtitles for Bewitched.S04E23.McTavish.Imprint.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track5_[eng]

Hello?

Hi, honey.
Bad news.

I have a lot of changes
to make in a presentation,

so I'll have
to work tonight.

Oh, sweetheart.
That's a shame.

Shall I keep dinner warm?

No thanks, honey.

I'll probably work
past midnight.

I sent out
for a sandwich.

I'm sorry about
dinner tonight.

Well, that's all right.

It'll be just that much more
fun tomorrow night.

It's a deal.

Anything new there?

You'll be happy to know

we got a postcard
from your folks.

It says,
"Having a très gay time.

Wish you were ici."

It's from Paris,

and it's dated last week.

Oh, good.

Well, I'd better
get back to work.

Bye-bye, sweetheart.

All right, sweetheart.
Bye-bye.

Oh!

G-g-good evening,
S-S-S-S-Samantha.

Aunt Clara!

What were you doing
in the refrigerator?

Oh, well, I just
came back from England.

I, uh, came back

via the, um,
p-p-polar r-r-route.

P-polar route?

I hope I haven't crushed
your lettuce.

Oh, my goodness.

Ooh!

Oh, be careful,
dear. Yes.

Yes. I'm still
a bit chilled.

Yes, well, here.
Sit down. Sit down.

Aunt Clara, dear,
don't you think

it would have been safer
if you'd used the front door?

No, that would be
like giving up the ghost.

Ghost?

Oh, my!
Ghost.

What ghost?

McTavish.

The one I wanted you
to get rid of.

Um, Aunt Clara,

I'm afraid I'm not
following this at all.

So why don't we have
a nice cup of coffee

and you can explain
the whole thing

from the beginning,
all right?

Ghost, huh?

Yes, and a very disagreeable one
at that.

Now wait a minute. Let me
see if I've got this straight.

Your old boyfriend
Ockie

has just acquired
a castle in England,

and now
he calls himself

Lord Ockham,
Duke of Dunstable.

Doesn't that
sound genteel?

Yes, very.

Um, anyway.

He calls it
Dunstable-on-Tyne.

And last night he opened it
as a tourist hotel,

but that dreadful McTavish--

Uh, he's the castle ghost.

And the guests
are frightened to death.

Oh, Samantha,
it's just not funny.

Well, Aunt Clara, I don't see
how I can help you.

Witches don't have
any power over ghosts.

Yes, I-I know,

but I thought
if you talked to him,

you being
queen and all,

maybe the prestige
of the crown...

Uh, you don't
think so, huh?

You know I can't go
hopping over to England.

Darrin doesn't approve
of these things.

Uh, by the way where is Darrin?

He's working tonight.

Oh, oh, that's too bad, dear.

I could
keep you company

if I didn't
have to get back

and give Ockie
the bad news.

Tsk-tsk-tsk.

Aunt Clara,

you're still here.

Well, I am the dumb witch.

Would you like me to help?

Oh, Samantha, if you would.

And it wouldn't
take long.

Only a half an hour
or so.

Aunt Clara,
for a dumb witch,

you're pretty tricky.

No, I'm not pretty.

Okay, Aunt Clara.
I'll try and help.

Under the circumstances,
I don't think Darrin will mind.

Oh, that's marvelous,

and Ockie will be
so pleased.

Okay.

I'd better
get going.

Now, you'll have to
stay with Tabatha

until I get back.

Aunt Clara,

wish me luck.

Good...

luck.

It seems so easy
when she does it.

McTavish.

McTavish, old bean.

I want a word
with you.

Lord Ockham,
I presume.

Well, you needn't
startle a chap like that.

Oh! Samantha!

Tallyho, old girl.

Delighted
you could come.

Where's the ghost?

I was expecting to find
the place in an uproar.

It has been,
off and on.

You see,
the place is so big,

they can't pin him down.

He appears in one place,

scares one of the guests
half to death,

then disappears
before I can get there.

Well, why don't you just
pop in when he does?

Tried it once.
Ended up in the moat.

There he is again.

McTavish!

Will you
kindly materialize?

There's someone here
wants to talk with you.

Say something,
Samantha.

Uh...

Mr. McTavish?

[McTavish] You'll never catch McTavish,

ya cursed intruders!

If there's one thing
I can't stand,

it's a pushy ghost.

Samantha!
Samantha!

I told Larry the presentation
would just have to wait.

Oh. Darrin.

What are
you doing here?

Aunt Clara, what are
you doing here?

Uh, I asked
you first.

Oh, well, um,

I decided that Sam
was such a good sport

about my working late
at the office that I, uh...

Where, uh...?
Where is Samantha?

Oh, she, uh...

didn't expect you until later,
so she went.

Went?

Went where?

To England, of course.

Oh. England?!

Well, that's right, dear.
How did you know?

Wh-wh-wh-what is she doing
in England?

She's helping Ockie
to get rid of McTavish.

Who's McTavish?

The ghost, of course.

Now, Aunt Clara, I want you
to listen very carefully.

You're to find Sam and tell her
to come home immediately.

Do you understand?

I don't think I can
get there from here

without Samantha's help.

She's there, and I'm here.

Well, I think we'll
just have to wait

until she gets back.

McTavish.

Well, you heard it
yourself, Frank.

Something is laughing
and clanking out here.

Oh, Phyllis,
for heaven sakes.

That stuff is all rigged
for the tourists.

An English castle
wouldn't be worth its salt

without a ghost.

McTavish?

Frank.

Frank, come back here
immediately.

Phyllis, is it asking too much
for me to get some sleep?

Frank.

Frank, you're not going to
believe this,

b-b-but I just
saw Samantha,

right down there.

Argh.

I-I-I know what
I saw Frank.

She was
right there.

I ought to know
my own daughter-in-law.

Phyllis, this is
pretty close to being

the silliest thing
you have ever done.

Silly, is it?

I guess it
isn't pretty silly

that Lord Ockham told us
the girl that I saw

was the Duchess
of Stephens.

That's pretty logical.

Stephens is a fine
old English name.

Yes, operator,
I'm waiting.

And I don't think
it's silly

to want to know
what Samantha's doing

in an English castle,

when she should be home
taking care of my son.

Hello?

Hello, Darrin.

It's Mother.

Uh, hello,
Mother.

Where are you
calling from?

England.

Oh, that's marvelous.

I hope you're
enjoying yourself.

Oh, we're fine,
just fine.

Sam?

Oh, she's, uh--
She's fine.

She's fine too.
Fine.

Could I speak to her,
dear?

Well, uh...

Gimme that.

Hello, son.

Son, this is Dad.

Now just forget
that we called.

Look, we're staying
in this old English castle

that's supposed
to be haunted,

and it's got
your mother all upset.

She actually thought
that she saw Samantha

roaming around
the halls.

Isn't that ridiculous?

Yes, that certainly
is ridiculous.

Well, you tell Mom just to relax
and have a good time.

You too, Dad.
Goodbye.

Aunt Clara,
my folks are there!

You've got to
get to Samantha!

I-I-I'm working on it.

I'm working on it.

He said that she is
in bed asleep.

And that's exactly
where I'm going.

Now, if you want to stay up all
night and worry, be my guest.

I could have sworn...

All right,
Frank.

I'm coming.

Frank! Frank!

Th-the suit
of armor...

Oh, Frank!

Well, what do you know?

I made it.

Bingo.

Mr. McTavish.

Mr. McTavish?

Oh, very
impressive.

Are you not terrified
by my horrible visage?

I don't think
it's so horrible.

Perhaps if I removed my head
from my Gaelic shoulders.

You have very nice eyes.

You have no sense of
the proper way to act

around a ghost.

What manner of lassie
are you?

My name is
Samantha Stephens.

I'm a witch.

Oh, one of those.

Like that half-baked, puny
excuse for an English laird,

Lord Ockham.

If you don't like Ockie,
why don't you leave?

Me leave?

Kevin McTavish,
the fifth Earl of Angus,

that's lived in this castle
for 500 years?

To please
a weak-kneed warlock

that sends a lassie
to do his bidding?

Never!

Well, if you won't leave,

will you at least
stop scaring the guests?

Well, that's what
ghosts do, lassie.

Scare people.

What would you have
me do at my age,

learn a trade?

You do have
a point there.

But I must say,
if I were a ghost,

I'd find a much better place
to haunt than this.

What's the matter
with this place?

Well, for one thing,

it's cold and drafty
and damp.

Aye.

You know, lassie,

you may be a witch,

but you have
an understanding heart.

Mr. McTavish,

you seem like
a sensible ghost.

Why let your pride
stand in the way

of finding a more
comfortable place to haunt?

But where
would I go?

You have the whole world
to choose from.

Italy, France...

You could even
come to America,

find yourself a nice,
airy place

with central heating
and air-conditioning.

You have those things
in America?

Sure we do.

And America's
a much younger country,

so we don't have
as many ghosts.

Lassie, I've got to admit it.

You've made
a deep impression on me.

Samantha, Samantha.

Are you
in there?

Did you hear that?
He's calling Samantha.

Well, there's more than one
Samantha in the world, Phyllis.

We'll soon see.

Excuse me,
excuse me.

I'm looking
for someone.

Wait, Madam.
You can't go in there.

Oh.

I'm-- I'm sorry,
Lord Ockham,

but when she gets an
idea in her head,

just relax,
let her have her way.

You think it over,
because--

Samantha!
Oh, yipes!

Don't you ever knock
before entering a room?

Oh!

Your Majesty.

Hi.

I guess Aunt Clara
explained what happened.

Where is Aunt Clara?

Out looking for you.

Oh, dear.

She did explain that it was
an emergency, didn't she?

Sure.

Then you're not
angry with me?

Angry?

Of course, it's going to be
a little difficult

explaining to my mother.

Now, sweetheart, she only
saw me for a second,

and the room
was very dark.

Well, she couldn't possibly
have been sure it was me.

And that makes
everything all right.

Then you aren't angry?

How could I be angry?

I don't understand.

If I had any vision,

I would realize

that you can't take
a proud bird

born to ride
the wings of the wind

to live in the sparkle
of a star,

and pen it up
in a domestic coop,

and expect it to walk around
with a smile on its beak.

Darrin,
have you been drinking?

Everything is very clear.

Your mother's been
right all along.

You have been
drinking.

Just enough
to realize

you can't snatch an eagle
out of the sky

Darrin. Darrin!
and tie it to the ground--

Darrin,

I am sorry about
what happened tonight.

But I-I thought
you'd be working late,

and I planned to be home
before you got home.

And anyway, I-I really
thought you'd understand,

and I was going to tell you
about it anyway.

The fact remains

that normal housewives
do not go to England

to get rid of ghosts

just because their husbands
have to work late.

Are those for me?

Yes.

Sweetheart,
I said I'm sorry.

Now, what more do you
want me to say?

Say, "I love you."

I love you.

Aah!

McTavish!

Wh-what are you
doing here?

I decided to take you up
on your offer.

I've had
a look around,

and I think I shall be
very happy here.

Oh!

Well?
Heh, heh!

No buts about it,

he's got to be
out of here

by the time
I get home tonight.

All right,
sweetheart.

But every time
I try and talk to him,

he goes on about how much
he appreciates

my inviting
him here,

and what a nice house
this is to haunt.

You have till sundown.

I'm sure I can convince him
it was all a mistake.

Mistake?
He's a catastrophe.

Don't worry,
sweetheart.

I'll work
it out.

Hm.

I hope.

Yes.
Mr. Stephens,

Mrs. Stephens
is on the phone.

Thank you.

Sam, is he gone?

Mother!

Uh, Mother, isn't it
awfully expensive

to keep calling
from England?

We're not in England,
dear.

We're at the airport.

We took a direct flight.

At the airport?

We'll explain everything
when we see you.

We're taking a cab
to your house.

I'm so anxious
to see Samantha.

No, Mother,
don't do that!

Why not, dear?

Isn't Samantha there?

Sure, of course
she's there.

We just want to see
you all at home. Bye.

He's protecting her.

Let's go.

Hello?

Sam, we have an emergency.

My folks are on the way
over there.

Your folks are in England.

Not anymore.

My mother won't be satisfied
until she sees you home.

Then what's the problem?
I'm here.

So is that ghost!
Now get rid of him!

Darrin, ghosts
are very stubborn.

Couldn't you ward them off
until--?

Oh, maybe that's him now.
See you later.

Uh, s-see you late--

Mr. McTavish?

Mr. McTavish,
is that you?

Ockie,
for heaven's sake!

That'll teach me to use
Clara's directions.

What are you
doing here?

We've had an emergency.

I've been completely
wrong about McTavish.

The guests
love him.

They expect an English castle
to have a ghost.

He's turned out to be
the main attraction.

I've got to
get him back.

[McTavish] Well, you can whistle for me,

you puny lairdship.

Aye, heh, heh.

I've got a new home now.
Right, lassie?

McTavish, please come back.

I apologize for all the things
I said about you.

Not on your life, laddie.

I'm well rid of you.

Looks like a buyer's
market, McTavish.

It wouldn't hurt
to dicker a little.

Hey, you're
a clever lass.

Why should I leave
a cozy wee place like this

that has, um,
central heating?

I'll put in
central heating.

Aye, for the winters.
But what about the summer?

The humidity's terrible
for my rheumatism.

I'll air-condition the place.

Hurry up, Frank.
Tell him to keep the change.

You'll have to
get rid of the moat.

Breeds mosquitoes. How
can I get rid of the moat?

Hey, you're supposed
to be a warlock, aren't you?

Use an incantation.

I'm afraid
that's beyond me.

I'm semi-retired.

Then so am I.

Right here.

Samantha, please,

you've got to make him
come back.

We need him.

Frank.

Frank, that's
Lord Ockham's voice.

Oh, don't
be ridiculous.

All right,
McTavish.

I'll get rid of
the moat for you.

Agreed?
Agreed.

Now you'll both have to go.

Samantha?

Why, Mrs. Stephens,
come in.

Mr. Stephens.
Hello.

What are you
doing here?

Darrin said you phoned
last night from England.

Who else
is here?

I distinctly
heard voices.

Voices?

[Samantha] It must
have been the television set.

I was watching an old movie
while I was cleaning the house.

I tell you, Sam, you've just
got to get him back.

He was the best sheriff
this town ever had.

You know, for a second,
Phyllis,

you almost had me
believing you.

Could I fix you some tea,
Mrs. Stephens?

Oh, thank you,
Samantha.

I think I'm having another
one of my sick headaches.

Aw.

I tell you, son, your mother
got so carried away

with this ghost business.

You know, they get it all up
for the tourists.

It gives them a good scare,
and they love it.

But your mom
got so confused

she actually thought

that she saw
Samantha there.

Made me take
the first flight home

to prove it to me.
Isn't it amazing

what a vivid
imagination can do?

But I understand it.

There've been times when
ghosts had me pretty scared too.

Well, I-- I must admit
I feel pretty foolish.

Aw.

Don't worry about it, Mom.

We're glad to see you anyway.

Oh, I wonder who
that can be.

Excuse me.

I took your
advice, dear,

and came in
the conventional way.

Aunt Clara,
what a surprise.

Come right in.

Hello.

Look who's here,
Darrin.

Aunt Clara, you remember
Darrin's parents?

Oh, but of course,
of course.

Well, dear,
nice to see you again.

Thank you.

Samantha, dear,
I have a present for you

from an old admirer.

And he said,

"Thanks for getting rid
of the moat."

What a strange reaction.

I think he's rather handsome.

Well?