All language subtitles for Bewitched.S04E17.Samanthas.Da.Vinci.Dilemma.Imprint.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track5_[eng]

Aunt Clara...

Aunt Clara?

- Aunt Cla... Hi!
- Oh! H... H... Hello, Samantha.

- Oh, dear.
- Oh, my... my goodness.

Well, your landings are getting
smoother all the time.

Yes, it was rather successful.

But your chef's hat could use
a little fluffing up.

Chef... Chef's hat?

What chef's hat?

Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, my chef's hat.

Yeah.

- That's why I'm here.
- Oh?

I've come from
the Annual Witches' Cookout.

How exciting.

I made my favorite recipe:

sautéed pussy willow amandine.

I'm partial to nuts.

That sounds divine.
Did you win?

No. As a matter of fact,
I was disqualified.

- Oh.
- Taste this, dear.

Well, now,
Aunt Clara,

winning isn't
everything.

Well, no wonder
you were disqualified.

This is fudge!

Fudge?

Oh, I really must
straighten out my recipe book.

Yes, you'd better
do that.

Now you just relax.

We can chat
while I paint the house.

Yes.

Paint the house?

Oh, well, I'm just
touching up the trim.

By yourself?

- Why not?
- Wouldn't it be simpler just to...

wave on
a coat or two?

I'm enjoying myself.

The other way isn't nearly
as much fun.

Samantha...

you know, I think you're almost
as confused as I am.

Excuse me,
Aunt Clara.

- I'll get it.
- Of course.

Oh, my.

She does need help.

Colors harsh
and colors mellow,

kumquat orange
and lemon yellow.

Turpentine
and brush of sable

send to me a painter able.

That was faster
than the Yellow Pages.

[Italian accent] What is the meaning of this?

I was in the middle
of painting a portrait.

Oh, Samantha!

Samantha!

The painter's here.

It was only
a magazine sales... man.

Oh?

Aunt Clara...

Um, I'm almost afraid to ask,
but, uh...

...who is this?

I am Leonardo da Vinci,
naturally.

Naturally.

Aunt Clara, we have Leonardo
da Vinci in our kitchen.

Now, you have to send him back
before Darrin finds out.

Certainly, dear.
As soon as he paints the house.

Aunt Clara!

Very well. If you insist.

I do.

Colors harsh
and colors mellow,

rhubarb red

eggplant purple...
- Oh.

No... No, that's not it.

Zucchini green?

Well, don't ask me, Aunt Clara,
it's not my spell.

[Leonardo] Help! Help! Help!

Come on.

I'm being attacked! Help! Help!

Let go! Let go!

Leonardo,
are you all right?

Vicious man-eating
contraption!

This probably the work
of some jealous artist.

Aunt Clara, I think Leonardo's
going to be here for quite a while.

I ought to get him
one of Darrin's suits,

so he doesn't look
quite so conspicuous.

Yes, of course.

Oh, Samantha,

always does it
the hard way.

Now, um...
let me see.

Um...

Skin of a lizard...

Fur of... varmint...

put Da Vinci
in Darrin's garment.

Yes, Larry?

[Larry] Darrin, Mr. Pritchfield
and I will be right in

to discuss the Mintbrite
Toothpaste campaign.

- No! Don't!
- What?

I'm, um, not ready yet, Larry.

Well, we'll take a look
at what you've got.

Uh, no.
Uh, Larry?

Larry? Larry!

[Larry] Right this way, J.P.

[Pritchfield] Thank you, thank you.

Well, let's see what our
young genius has come up with.

Yes, yes.

Darrin?

Darrin!

Darrin...

Uh, well...

That, uh, certainly
is a colorful outfit.

Ha ha ha.
Headed for a love-in?

Actually, Larry,

I'd like to explain
what this is all about.

Oh, we'd
like you to.

- What I had in mind...
- Now, wait!

Stop the music.
Hold it.

Before you tell me,

let me tell you. Okay?

Okay!

Shall I tell him,
Stephens?

Sure, let's not
make him guess.

Alrighty. Now then, the outfit.

Renaissance painter, right?

Right!

So far. But who?

Oh, um...

Leonardo da Vinci, right?

Right!

You have a remarkable depth
of perception, Mr. Pritchfield.

[Pritchfield] Well, thank you.

Tate, are you
with it yet?

Uh, no.

But you two are having
such a good time,

I'll just watch for a while.

Ha ha ha!

Ooh, now,
don't tell me.

Don't worry.

Leonardo da Vinci painted
the Mona Lisa, right?

- Right!
- So we use Mona Lisa's smile

with Mintbrite
Toothpaste, right?

Wrong.

Stephens... I like it.

Stephens,
he likes it.

Larry, I have some other ideas
I'd like to mention.

Darrin, we don't want to hear
any other ideas,

you son of a gun.

Well, J.P., now that
you've got the message,

how about a little huddle
with the Art Department?

Well, great.
Great.

Good work, Darrin.
You're a million surprises.

At least.

Oh, uh...

Now that you've made your point, I
suppose you'll want to change back

into the old
gray flannel, hm?

Sure thing, Lar.

Well, we'll meet you back
here after we've worked out

an approach
with the Art Department.

Yes, yes.
Ha ha ha!

- Uh, Mr. Stephens?
- Yes.

The doors don't
seem to close.

Could you pull
your cape in a little?

Uh, certainly.

Sam! Samantha!

What are you doing
home so early?

And why are you
wearing that ridic...

Uh-oh.

Don't you know?
It's my hobby.

Dressing like famous men!

Oh, dear.
Well, I... I can fix that.

Do you want to tell me,
or do I guess?

Aunt Clara?

Endora?
Uncle Arthur?

W... W... Well, sweetheart,
Aunt Clara did drop in.

- Mm-hmm.
- She was only trying to help.

- Mm-hmm.
- It's kind of hard to explain.

Try.

Well, uh, she wanted
to get someone

to help me
paint the house.

Well, she just made one
teeny little mistake and...

voilà... Leonardo da Vinci.

You're not going to tell me that
Leonardo da Vinci is here in our house?

Okay, I won't.

But he is.

- Well...
- Isn't he?

Tell me!

Now, Darrin,
make up your mind.

Do you want to know,
or don't you?

I can't believe it.

It is kind of hard,
isn't it?

Where is he?

He's in the living room
with Aunt Clara.

But she's going to
send him right back.

Good.

Soon as she
remembers how.

Great.

That brings us
to the P.S...

With the P.S.,
I invented the parachute,

the pump, the power saw,
and prefabricated houses.

Before you leave the P.S.,

let's discuss
painting the house.

Sam, if it was so easy
to get me out of his clothes,

why can't you get him
out of here?

Well, sweetheart, switching
your clothes is one thing,

but to return Leonardo
to another century...

Well, that's
a much bigger thing.

That's impossible.

And Aunt Clara did it,

and she's the only one
who can undo it.

Right.

Oh, you do understand,
don't you, sweetheart?

Yes, I think
I do understand.

That's what worries me.

Come on and meet Leonardo,
sweetheart.

Wait till you hear
all the things he's invented.

Aunt Clara.

Aunt Clara.

Where's Leonardo?

What?

Leonardo!
Where's Leonardo?

Well, uh...

Oh, my...

Oh, my stars.

- Sweetheart,you check out back.
- Mm-hmm.

No luck?

Oh!

Well, n... now, don't
worry. We'll find him.

Did he invent
the straitjacket?

I think I'm gonna
need one.

Oh, sweetheart.

But of course!

I'm beginning to forget
my own inventions.

There's one thing
we all have to agree on.

If the police pick him up,
we never heard of him.

No matter what he says,
we never heard of him.

They'll think he's crazy,

lock him up,
that'll be the end of it.

Why, Darrin,
we can't do that to Leonardo.

Darrin?

Yes, I guess not.

Sweetheart,
I'm sure we can find him.

Please hurry.

Larry expects me
back at the office

for our meeting with Mr. Pritchfield.
- Oh, no.

Aunt Clara,
you check the park.

The park.

Oh, the park?
Of course, yes.

It's so lovely
this time of year.

Sweetheart, I'll check
all the museums.

Now, don't worry.
We'll find him.

- You ready?
- Yes.

Hang on. Hang on.

And now, if you'll be so kind
as to follow me,

we shall have a view of
the finest of modern sculpture.

Now, here we have...

What do we
have here?

Here we have the work
of Jackson Pride,

one of the finest
of our living sculptors.

It's called
Man in Motion.

It was commissioned
last year.

When does
the work begin?

Begin? It's finished.

My friend, this is nothing but a
block of stone, like your head.

Sir, this is
a finished work of art

and it is priceless.

Would you follow me,
please?

I will show these frauds

what a man in motion
really is.

Do you have permission from
the curator to be working here?

He wouldn't!

Can't you see this is
an errand of mercy?

I am breathing life
into this stone.

I don't care if you're giving it
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

He did!

All right, I've dealt
with you hippies before.

Me, a hippy?
How dare you call me that.

Ah, Samantha, you have arrived
just in time.

I have been insulted.
He called me a hippy.

What is a hippy?

Lady, are you responsible
for this dodo?

What the dodo do?

I... I mean,
what did he do?

Do? He ruined this statue.

Don't you think you ought to do
something about this crowd?

Oh, yeah, uh.
All right, everybody.

Let's move along.

Move along.

Leonardo!
Stop it, now.

Leonardo!

Hebus, her bus
lightning storm.

Restore this stone
to original form.

Well...

All right, we're all going
to the curator's office...

The statue.

I don't understand it.

Well, that's
modern art for you.

Come along, Leonardo. Darrin's
gonna be wondering where we are.

So, this is the way they travel
in the 20th century.

It's delightful.

Of course it makes
my aeroplane obsolete,

but I should have thought
of this sooner or later.

Good. You found him.
Now get rid of him.

Darrin. This is
Leonardo da Vinci.

Delighted
to meet you.

It's a great honor to, uh,
meet you, Mr. Da Vinci.

Thank you.

Uh, how's
Michelangelo?

Michelangelo?!
That charlatan!

He painted over the
cracks in an old ceiling.

Big deal!

Fascinating,
isn't he?

Honey, don't you think we ought
to try and find Aunt Clara?

Oh, dear,
she's still in the park.

- In the park?
- Yes.

Well, you'd better
find her, and fast.

Larry and Mr. Pritchfield
are on their way over here.

- I couldn't stop them.
- Oh! All right, sweetheart.

I'll hurry.

It's them.

Ah, this looks interesting.

Sweetheart,
I'll answer the door

while you
pull yourself together.

- Oh, hi, Sam.
- Hi, Larry.

J.P. Pritchfield,
Samantha Stephens.

Well, how do you do, Mrs.
Stephens, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- Where is the genius?

- Genius?
- Here he is.

- Hello, Stephens.
- Mr. Pritchfield.

Darrin, wait till you see what
we've done with your Mona Lisa.

Darrin's Mona Lisa?

J.P. really deserves
all the credit.

Well, sometimes you
have a feel for these things.

Oh, uh, Larry, can I fix you
and Mr. Pritchfield a drink?

No, thanks, Sam. We're anxious
to show Darrin the art work.

Oh, I'm sorry we don't
have a drum roll, but...

- Hmm?
- Ah...

There we go.

[Larry] Here goes.

Well, what do you think of our
little lady, Mrs. Stephens?

- Why, it's terrible...
- Huh?

...ly clever and inspired.

I mean...

what an idea.

And, uh, what do you think

of my little improvement
on the smile, Stephens?

Well, um, I think maybe

it's the teeth
that bother me.

We are trying to sell
toothpaste.

Yes, but, um...

you don't tamper
with a great work of art.

It's in bad taste.

People don't go around
distorting great works of art.

Be the first,
start a fashion.

Stephens... I like it.

Well, I don't.

Using the Mona Lisa was my idea.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah, you bet
it's good!

And I have every intention of
going ahead with it as is,

with one
little change.

- Yes, sir, what's that?
- Without McMann ... Tate!

You've lost
a million-dollar account.

J.P., when one member
of the team stumbles,

you don't
fire the coach.

In my league we do!

Sam, what are you doing?

Just a little
delaying tactic

to try and figure out a way
to keep your integrity

and the Pritchfield
account.

I don't want the account.
Let him go.

But, Darrin,
that's not fair.

Witchcraft got you
into this mess.

Now, maybe it can help
get you out.

Wait.

Yes?

A brilliant idea!

Yes!

That's what we need,
a brilliant idea.

I think I've got it.

In our den is one of
the greatest minds

the world has
ever known. Ha!

Leonardo.

Leonardo!

What do you
think of this?

My Mona Lisa.

What have these barbarians
done to my Mona Lisa?

This could only be the work
of Michelangelo!

Well, no, Leonardo,

actually it's rather
a complicated story.

You see, Darrin's client,
Mr. Pritchfield,

intends to use your painting
to sell toothpaste.

And you approve of this?

Of course we don't.

In fact, we want to get you
to help us stop him.

I am ready.

Leonardo,
all you have to do

is come up with a brilliant idea
for selling toothpaste.

And that will save
my Mona Lisa?

Well, certainly. Mr. Pritchfield
would forget all about her.

Then Leonardo will
come to the rescue.

Now, Samantha, just a few
grams of butterscotch,

and it is finished.

Oh, Leonardo, the children
are just going to love this.

Making any progress?

It's almost finished.

Oh, wait a minute! Please.

Mr. Pritchfield, Larry, I think
Darrin ought to have a chance

to tell you his real idea.

Well, where is Stephens?

Oh, he'll be right back.

One more day with
your outfit, Tate,

and I'll be ready
for the laughing academy.

Sweetheart,
don't be stubborn.

Darrin has an idea for a new
toothpaste especially for children.

It's something that will make it fun
for children to brush their teeth.

Darrin, you've done enough.
I don't...

Quiet, Tate.

I'm always ready
to look at a new idea.

Go ahead, dear,
tell him.

To tell the truth,
when you gentlemen

came into the office
this morning,

I was about to announce
a new product...

Tooth paint.

- Tooth paint?
- Yes.

A chemist friend
helped to develop it.

It's for the kids.

All they do is paint
the different colors

on their teeth,
then rinse.

The biggest problem is getting
the little tykes to brush.

Now, each color
is a different flavor.

There's cherry and lime and
lemon and blueberry and grape.

- And butterscotch.
- That's the plaid one.

I'm sorry, Sam, Darrin,
but J.P. is pretty much sold

on this Mona Lisa thing...
- Will you be quiet, Tate?

I'd like to hear more.

Of course,
so would I.

J.P., there comes a time
in your business

when you have to make
a fresh start.

We've been selling your Mintbrite
Toothpaste for over three years now,

and we've exhausted
the originality.

But with this new product,
we open up the kids market.

It's a whole new
breakthrough.

I'm sold.

And then the parents
will follow.

Okay, I'm sold.

Larry?

Oh, of course.

If J.P's happy,
I'm happy.

Good.

Then it's all settled.

You've got quite a husband
here, Mrs. Stephens.

Well, I must agree with you,
Mr. Pritchfield.

Yes, yes. Well, I've
got to be gettin' on.

We'll meet on this
tomorrow.

Stephens,
Mrs. Stephens.

Mr. Pritchfield.

Well, see you tomorrow,
you son of a gun.

- So long, Sam.
- Bye, Larry.

Oh! Mwah!

Leonardo!

Leonardo,
it worked.

Of course it worked.

Leonardo da Vinci
is a genius.

I just talked
to the contractor.

He'll be here a week from
Tuesday to paint the house.

- I've got some good news for you too.
- I could use some of that.

Aunt Clara's
remembered the spell,

and she's gonna send
Leonardo back...

in a little while.

What do you mean,
"in a little while?"

Come on,
I'll show you.

Aunt Clara made a deal
with Leonardo.

Because he didn't paint the
house, he has to paint her.

You possess
an enigmatic smile.

Oh, really?

Can't you
hurry him up?

Sweetheart, you can't
rush a masterpiece

like the Mona Clara.

Sorry.