All language subtitles for Bewitched.S04E15.I.Get.Your.Nanny.You.Get.My.Goat.Imprint.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track5_[eng]

Tabitha? That's a nice dinner,
for a nice little girl.

- I eated this again.
- Yes, I know.

Now, if you eat
everything on your plate,

you'll see a picture
of a pretty bunny, huh?

That goes for the spinach,
too, young lady.

Sam! Are you still
feeding Tabitha?

You'd better get ready. We'll
be late for the Hunt Club Ball!

Sweetheart, I am ready.

Oh, yeah.
Well, then, uh...

Could you help me
find my cufflinks?

Whatcha got
in your hand?

My cufflinks.
I'm sorry, honey.

I guess
I'm a little nervous.

But the ball chairman
just happens to be

the head of Chappel Baby Foods.
He's a hot prospect.

Larry thinks we can clinch his account
tonight. I just don't wanna be late.

Don't worry, sweetheart.
We're right on schedule.

Sure, and your mother's
not here yet.

That's right on schedule, too.

Uh, Darrin, it just so happens I
have a little surprise for you.

Uh, mother wasn't available,
so I made other arrangements.

Other arrangements?
What kind of other arrangements?

Well, we have a new babysitter.

- You'll adore her.
- Who?

Who am I going to adore?

Her name's Elspeth.

And?

And she's wonderful
with children

and very dependable, and...

And?

And when I was a little girl,
she was my nanny.

And she's a witch!

Sam, there's not room
for another witch in this house.

The broom closet is full!

Darrin!

No one travels by broom anymore,
it's obsolete.

I don't care if she shows up
riding on a vacuum cleaner.

You'll have to send her back.

Well...
All right, sweetheart.

But we have to have
a babysitter.

Now, let's see.

I could try and get Aunt Clara.

She does tend to goof up
a bit though, doesn't she?

I could try and
contact mother again.

You have a choice.

It's some choice.

There's one more.

We could stay home
until Tabitha's 21.

Okay.
Elspeth can sit for us

but just this once.

You'll like Elspeth.

She's really just plain folks.

♪♪ She's here!

Elspeth's here!

♪ I was dreaming
I was living by the seaside ♪

♪ I do like to live
Beside the sea ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ By the seaside
Beside the bay ♪

Hello, folks.
Hello.

Hello, love.
Hello, Samantha.

Yup. She's just
plain folks all right.

Oh, let me look at you,
Samantha.

Samantha.

You are the lady.

And a beauty
into the bargain.

Oh, can this be
the same little girl

who used to scrape up her knees

learning to walk through walls?

Oh, wasn't I a mess?

Oh, I remember the first time
you made yourself invisible.

You made everything vanish
except your pigtails.

Oh, so this must be the mister.

How sweet and kind it looks.

Samantha, it needs
a bit of fattenin'.

All skin and bones.

- Not to worry. Now I've come to stay.
- Come to stay?

- Oh!
- Elspeth, I think...

Tabitha! I'd know that
angel face anywhere.

Oh, hello.

Say hello
to Nanny Elspeth.

Oh, we're going
to be great friends.

Uh, listen, Elspeth...

Spinach! What child
could abide the stuff?

Samantha.

Oh, Darrin,
it isn't really ice cream.

It's Elspeth's special
spinach sundae.

But, oh, how it fooled
us little ones.

Just a taste,
love.

That's a good girl.

Ah. Isn't she wonderful?

Uh, let's just have
a talk about that.

- When?
- Now.

Sam, she can't stay!

All right, sweetheart.
Anything you say.

I'll break it
to her gently.

- Tomorrow.
- Sam!

How could you
do it to me?

How could you?
You ungrateful children!

Butt out, Endora. You're
supposed to be unavailable,

so unavail yourself out.

You keep quiet,
you treacherous clod.

How could you bring a stranger
into this house

to look after my grandchild?

[Endora] Oh, I can see
the handwriting on the wall.

I shall become a stranger
in my own daughter's house.

- Mother.
- What?

Look, Elspeth is just a nanny.

But you're Tabatha's grandmother.
Nothing can change that.

You know darn well
you're not being replaced.

Tabitha and I
are getting along famously.

I've fed her... Oh!

Endora. How are ya?

You see?

That creature is already worming
herself into the child's affections.

All right, my dear.

If you want to play the martyred
mother, it's fine with me.

So long, granny.
Don't call us. We'll call you.

Perhaps a zipper will help
to keep that mouth shut.

For shame, Endora!

The mister don't stand
a chance against witchcraft.

It ain't sportin'.

That baggage
has got to go.

She stays
till I say so!

All right, Dobbin.

Remember you said that.

Well, Elspeth...
welcome to our home.

Thanks, milord.

[Darrin] Well, what are we
standing around for?

Elspeth, put
Tabitha to bed.

Yes, milord.

[Elspeth] There.

[Elspeth] Now we'll just
go to beddy-bye.

There.

Now, this is
what I call

a perfect way
to spend an evening.

Music in the air.

You in my arms.

And no mother-in-law
babysitting in my living room.

I feel like
a 16-year-old.

- Mm.
- Ooh.

For a 16-year-old,
you're a very good kisser.

Darrin!

Will ya cut that out.
What if somebody sees you?

- Let 'em eat their hearts out.
- Hmm.

The somebody
I'm talking about, Darrin,

is Roy Chappel
of Chappel Baby Foods.

I wanna steer him out here
so he can meet you

and we can sew up the account.

And I don't want him to catch
you playing post office.

Oh, he won't catch us.

We'll neck
in the bushes.

Do you mind?

Darrin, Roy Chappel is a rough,
tough, self-made man.

And he wants
a hard-nosed idea man

to give him
a hard-hitting campaign.

And that lipstick
you're wearing

doesn't make you look
like the man for the job.

Now, wipe it off.

Stick your chest out.

And think tough.

Sweetheart, maybe you
should run home

and change
into a lumber jacket.

Don't let Larry frighten ya,
honey. I can handle Roy Chappel.

Remember, tonight,
I'm a tiger.

[Endora] Here, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty.

Oh, I'm sorry
to barge in like this.

But I just had to have
you meet a friend of mine.

Darwin, may I present

Lord Clive Montdrako
of Ipswich.

Elspeth's former employer.

Present employer. You
have stolen my servant, sir.

You are no gentleman.
Oh, good grief.

Oh, Clive knows all
about gentlemen.

He's the only warlock
in the House of Lords.

Stolen Elspeth?

Uh, Sam, uh,
what's he talking about?

Confound it, sir.

Stop trying to involve
your wife in this matter.

Aren't you man enough to stand
accountable for your actions?

Him?

He's not man enough
to pull on stretch socks.

He is, too!

Hm?

Oh, well, um,
perhaps I can shame him

into facing his obligations.

Ah! A tango.

Just the thing.

Oh, Darrin.

Mmm!

Well, at least
this time, sir,

you rose
to the occasion.

You look like Carmen.

If you're going to make a
comment, it could be a bit more amusing.

- Well...
- So where is this Stephens guy?

I'm anxious to meet the man
who's gonna sell my baby food.

But he's gotta be
a real heavyweight.

Don't you worry about
Darrin. He's a man's man.

Hey, buddy boy. Darrin.

This is a man's man?

He's got a rose in his teeth!

Well, sure, he...

Darrin, why do you have
a rose in your teeth?

Everybody tango!

Olé!

I can explain, Roy.

It's very simple.
I can explain.

I can!

I can?

[Darrin] And that darn rose
was stuck in my teeth

till we left the party.
- Which was immediately.

I should've known something
would happen to foul things up.

You'd better go back
to Lord What's-His-Name.

You don't have to worry yourself
about His Lordship, sir.

His bark's far worse
than his bite.

Even if that's so, Elspeth,
you should have told me

about Lord Montdrako
in the first place.

What? That harmless
old stick in the mud?

Believe me, you won't
see him again.

He never would have come here
in the first place

if it hadn't
been for Endora.

I bet she had to drag him
by the ears.

Comfy, sir?

Well, yes, thanks,
but listen, Els...

Elspeth, why
didn't you tell me

about Lord Montdrako?

Because he's got no claim
on me, he hasn't.

I gave him me notice,
I did.

I got plain fed up.

Waiting hand and foot
on the old geezer.

Like a blooming baby, he was.

So much nicer staying here

with a lovely child
like Tabitha.

Uh, Elspeth,
about staying here...

Such an intelligent child, sir.

Takes after you in that respect.

Martini, sir?

Yes, thanks. She is
pretty bright, isn't she?

Elspeth, what Mr. Stephens
is trying to tell you

is that your staying here
is absolutely...

That's okay, honey.
We'll talk about it tomorrow.

[Elspeth] Then
it's settled, then.

I've got a new home.

There. That's better.

But I hate stuffed fish.

Darrin, Roy Chappel
will be here in a few minutes.

And this time, I want you
to make the right impression.

Don't forget, he's an outdoor
man. A big game hunter.

So, try and look rugged.

Here.

Smoke one of these.

Listen, Lar...

Well, sir,
are you now prepared

to conduct yourself
like a gentleman?

You're supposed to be
back at your castle.

Oh, no. You won't
get rid of me

until you've done
the proper thing

and restored
my Elspeth.

Elspeth has a mind of her own.

She doesn't wanna work
for you anymore. She quit!

Only because you lured her here.

Oh, no, you can't weasel out.
I shall hold you responsible.

Me... Now, look, this
is my place of business.

If you want to talk
about nannies, talk to my wife.

Oh, dear, still trying
to get your poor wife

to stand up for you,
aren't you?

Very well,
if you insist on acting

like a spineless weakling,
look the part.

This is your last chance
to change your attitude.

When next we meet,
either I shall get satisfaction,

or else you shall suffer
the consequences.

Sam... Sam.

Here we are, slugger.
I've brought old Roy over to...

He traded in his rose
for a lily!

Nice.

That's it.

That's the last straw.

Oh, you've
got it all wrong, Roy.

There's a great
reason for...

It's a great
reason, Roy!

Listen, let's have
a little lunch

and a few drinkie-poos.

Roy?

And I had to hide
in the supply room

until my clothes
changed back

from Little Lord Fauntleroy.

That's your harmless
warlock for ya!

But, sir, he wouldn't
have done a thing

if Endora hadn't
pushed him to it.

I know what mother
did, Elspeth.

What I don't know
is what the count may do.

Now you'd better go back.

Samantha, ain't you being
a bit hasty?

Hasty shmasty.
Let's put it this way...

- You're fired!
- Bravo.

There's an end to it.
Elspeth, get your things.

And you, sir, your honor
has been acquitted,

at least partially.

Well, Elspeth, don't lallygag
there. It'll soon be tea time.

Well, put your own kettle on.

And stick your head in it
for all I care. I'm not going.

Not going?
This is your doing, sir.

Oh, no! No!
She... She... Uh, she's going.

Uh, go ahead.
Fly away.

Walk through the wall.
Vanish.

I'm sorry, sir. I don't
want to cause hardship,

but I have
me feelings.

It seems Endora is right.

You, sir, have no control
over your own household.

You're a mere reflection
of a man. A mere reflection.

You have Elspeth,
and I shall have satisfaction.

Oh! The mister's gone!

It's all my fault. Ow!

Oh, please.

What did you do
with Darrin? Please!

Don't bother to plead
with me. I detest scenes.

Ooh!

Oh! Darrin? Sweetheart?

I know you're
here somewhere.

Sam?

Here, Sam! Sam!

Oh. Coming,
sweetheart.

Sam! Here, Sam.

- Oh!
- Ah!

Now he is a reflection
of a man

and only His Lordship
can release him.

[Elspeth] Oh! What can we do?

Well, I don't know, Elspeth,
but I'll think of something.

Oh! Oh!

Sam! G... G...
Get me outta here!

It's cold!

Oh, pull yourself
together, Elspeth.

Crying won't help.
We must think.

Yes. Think, love.

You know,
I still can't imagine

how Endora got His Lordship
to leave the castle.

I can't think
that one out.

Elspeth...

you said he was
an old stick in the mud,

always sitting,
all alone.

Now, were you
the only company he had

in all the years
you worked for him?

I should say so. His Lordship
was practically a hermit.

Well, no wonder
he wants you back, Elspeth.

You're more of a nanny for him
than you are for Tabitha.

[Elspeth] You can say that.

Hold the fort, Elspeth.
I'm on my way to the castle.

His Lordship's
castle?

Wish me luck.

All right, now.

You round up that bunch of tourists
down the road, and do your duty.

[British accent] Very good, ma'am.

Wait'll I get Stephens
on the horn.

He'll explain everything.
You'll see.

Look, Tate, you're loyal
to your employees.

That's okay.
That I can understand.

But this Stephens
is way over the hill.

They're answering.

Hello?
[Elspeth] Stephens residence.

Uh, hello,
this is Larry Tate.

Put Mr. Stephens
on the phone, please.

Tell him that Roy Chappel and I
are very anxious to speak with him.

Mr. Stephens can't speak
with no one.

He's gone
through the looking glass.

Must be
a bad connection.

I thought she said...

She couldn't
have said that.

So now he's
Alice in Wonderland.

Tate, take me
to see Stephens.

To his house?
But, Roy, I...

Listen, I didn't climb to
the top of the baby food pile

by letting some practical
joking yo-yo like Stephens

put me on
for a few laughs.

I wanna give him
a hunk of my mind

at close range.
Come on!

Roy, I'm sure Stephens wouldn't
pull a joke like that on anyone.

Well, there now.

Wasn't that
utterly fascinating.

One of the most valued gun
collections in all of England.

Come, come. Come, come. Right
this way, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, no need to push.
Plenty of room for all to see.

Now, now we are in the Great
Hall of the Castle Montdrako...

What's going on?

Who's here, I say?

Good afternoon,
Your Lordship.

You're just in time to meet
your first tour group.

My first what?

Now see here, missy...

If you look upwards,
to the ceiling,

you will notice
an ever so...

What are you doing,
standing over there

in that ridiculous outfit?
- Shh. Listen.

Legend has it

that when strangers
enter this hall,

the ghost of Ipswich Downs

makes that very tapestry
fly up and wave to you.

Oh, look how they run
and scream and giggle.

There's nothing
like a good scare.

By Jove, what fun.

I love this one!

Standing over there,
by the door,

is the suit of armor worn
by the first Earl of Ipswich,

who, in his time,
danced his way

into the hearts
of many a young lady.

Oh, he must be
the owner of the castle.

Oh, a real lord!

Now, now, see here,
ladies, I...

Well, Your Lordship,
you have such a lovely castle.

Oh, yes.
And that haunted tapestry.

How ever do
you do it?

Madame,
I assure you...

I'll bet you have lots
of tricks up your sleeve.

Madame...
I assure you.

It's a shame you won't
be getting down to London.

We're at the Savoy,
room 672.

I'm dreadfully sorry, ladies,

but His Lordship is rather
busy at the moment.

Would you care
to rejoin the tour?

Oh, yes, of course.

Oh, we'll be in town
for two weeks, Your Lordship.

Oh, don't forget
to visit the tower.

The enchanted bells
are in the tower.

All right,
ladies and gentlemen.

Follow me.
We will go into the library,

where I shall show you
the collection of armor.

Oh! Ha ha!

I shall make the bells
chime themselves.

Yes, that should tickle
their little fancies.

Yes, I shall make
a small spell.

Well,
Your Lordship,

why not let
Elspeth do it?

She's ready to come back
and work for you.

Elspeth? Why should I want
that wench underfoot

when I have
things to do?

Uh, they did say
the Savoy, didn't they?

Oh, Your Lordship.

Samantha, Samantha.

You sly puss.

You've let the sunlight
in for me.

How can I thank you?

Well, You were just trapped
behind a wall of indifference.

That wasn't too
difficult to tear down.

But you've got Darrin
behind a wall of glass.

Say no more.

It is undone.

I'm out! Sam? Sam?

- Sam?
- Sweetheart.

Sweetheart, you're free.

I'm... I'm...
I'm outta the mirror.

It was col... cold in there.
I'm freezing!

Oh, well, I think I
can take care of that.

Yeah.

- Warm? Warmer?
- Mm-hmm. A little.

I'm still cold.

These gentlemen have
been waiting to see ya, sir.

Well, let 'em wait.
I'm busy.

Sorry to interrupt, Darrin, but old
Roy, here, wanted to talk to you.

Now look, old Roy.

If you're waiting around for an
explanation, you're wasting your time.

I'm a pretty good
advertising man.

If you want to take advantage
of that, it's okay with me.

But you'll have to take me
just the way I am.

Period. No explanations.

Stephens,
I came over here

to sock you in the bazoo
for putting me on.

But now that I know what
your game was, I'm with ya.

Shake, pal.
We got a deal.

That's great.

You know what my game is?

Oh, good old Larry.

You knew all the time,
didn't you, Larry?

Uh, but I let Elspeth
set old Roy wise.

I should have let
Mr. Stephens tell you

about how everybody tried

to act like the man
Mr. Chappel wanted,

and nobody had the courage
to act like himself.

Nobody except you.
No, sir.

[Roy] I admire that, fella.

I admit you did
some pretty wild things.

Come on, Roy.
Ha ha.

It takes a pretty sharp
idea man

to come up with a rose
in the teeth, right?

Yes, sir.

Darrin, go on
with your kissing.

You son of a gun.

Good night, Sam.
[Darrin] Good night.

Elspeth. I...

You told them I planned...

I mean, I'm glad
Mr. Chappel signed, but...

You told them I...

Oh, Sweetheart, a good
nanny has many talents.

Um, Elspeth...

show Mr. Stephens
how you can disappear.

Yeah. Dis...

Wh... why? Why should
she disappear?

I'm old enough
to kiss my best beau

without a chaperone.

Well, in that case, uh...

Disappear.

Come here.

Oh, isn't it lovely.