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Huh?
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What are you doing?
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[British accent] I'm
waiting to see the queen.
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And who gave you permission
to wait up here?
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Oh, it's much too noisy
down there.
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I have to have it quiet
when I'm practicing.
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Would you like to hear the witch's
anthem I've been working on?
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- No!
- I'll be glad to.
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♪ Off we go into
the wild black yonder ♪
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♪ Witches all, all in a
row ♪
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♪ Up in the sky
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Say, what do you
think of it so far?
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That happens to be a direct
steal from the Air Corps song.
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Really?
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And where do you think
they got it?
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Sam!
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Something's up.
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And I think
it's Darrin.
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What is that hippie
doing upstairs?
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For your
information,
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that is the proper dress
of a 17th century minstrel.
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Hm.
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- Get rid of this mob.
- But we're not finished.
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Are you still planning to work
on the church bazaar tomorrow?
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- Of course.
- Then you're gonna need your sleep.
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- Tell them to come back some other time.
- Darrin!
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Are you gonna tell them
to clear out, or am I?
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You better let me do it.
There's been enough grumbling
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about you interfering
with the queen's business.
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It might turn
into a war.
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Yeah? Well, vice versa!
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Shh!
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I'm terribly sorry,
but I'm afraid
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I'm going to have to dissolve
our session for this evening.
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I will see you all
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at the earliest possible
convenience.
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At least your being queen
has some benefit.
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Honey!
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Honey?
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It isn't Samantha, it's dumbo.
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Who?
[Endora] Her husband.
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If we could only
get rid of him.
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Oh! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
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I've just had a perfectly
marvelous, evil idea.
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- And? And?
- Oh, tell us, tell us.
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- Please!
- Come here. Come...
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Oh, what is it?
What is it?
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I have something marvelous
to tell you.
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Honey...
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You're not still sore
about last night, are you?
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Well, I am the queen and
I do have a responsibility
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to my subjects.
- Well, sure, but...
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And we did have
an agreement.
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I think agreements
should be honored.
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You are sore.
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Will it help if I say
I'm sorry?
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I am not sore.
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And, yes, it'll help.
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I'm sorry.
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Mm. Are you sure
you have to go?
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Of course.
The bazaar opens tomorrow,
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and there's loads of work to
be done down at the church.
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I'm gonna be awful bored
around here with nothing to do.
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Fix the railing
on the gazebo.
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- That'll keep you busy.
- What? On my day off?
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Serena. Serena!
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Has dear
cousin Samantha gone?
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She's just left. Now
it's time to get to work.
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Oh, this is going
to be a ball!
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I'll bet
it'll be more fun
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than the time
I joined the Navy.
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Serena, we are not here
to have fun.
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You're here to do a job.
Remember that.
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Yes, but I always manage
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to combine business
with pleasure.
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Shall we go?
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Oh, just a few
small details.
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Ah! It's just perfect.
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That's funny.
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Mrs. Stephens drove away
in her car
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and came back without it.
- So what?
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If you ask me, there's something
mighty peculiar going on around here.
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You're right. So, why don't
you stop going around?
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Hi, honey.
What happened?
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There were so many volunteers
down at the church,
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we were just getting
in each other's way.
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They asked me to come back
tomorrow instead.
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Sorry you weren't needed, but,
boy, am I glad to have you back.
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Come here
and give us a kiss.
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If you want a kiss,
come and get it.
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Okay.
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Now, listen...
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Oh, ha, ha.
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What's the big idea?
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Have you flipped?
What's gotten into you?
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Nothing.
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I just didn't feel like
being pawed.
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Well, the next time
you feel that way,
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a simple "leave me alone"
will do.
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You're still sore,
aren't you?
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Well, why shouldn't I be?
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You humiliated me
in front of my subjects.
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I apologize!
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Big deal.
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I'll get it.
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Oops. Sorry.
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I wonder if I could
borrow a c...
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Uh, did you...
lose something?
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Not yet,
but I'm about to.
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- Sugar?
- Uh... yeah.
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Oh, uh, Mrs. Stephens,
uh, I just wondered,
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what happened
to your car?
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Well, I have a question
for you too.
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What happened
to your shoes?
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One cup of sugar,
coming up.
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Did... did you see that?
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See what?
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How am I doing?
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Oh, splendidly.
Just splendidly
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but don't
go overboard.
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Samantha's going to be
away all day.
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We have plenty
of time, Serena.
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Right-o.
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[Mrs. Kravitz] I happened to look
out my window when she drove away,
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and I happened to be...
- Here you are, Mrs. Kravitz.
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You're not going to
leave without your shoes?
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Oh, did you see
the look on her face?
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Was that a riot?
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If you think that was a riot,
listen to this...
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Oh, just a minute.
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Sam, what is this?
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What happened?
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What about the basis
for our marriage?
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No witchcraft under
any circumstances?
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I never should have
let you become queen!
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But that's just the point.
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I am the queen.
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And it's made me realize
how tired I am
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of this whole
mortal charade.
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Tired of toeing the line.
Your line.
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Tired of jumping
every time you bark.
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I can't believe my ears.
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That's because you hear
only what you want to hear,
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see only what you want to see,
like all other human beings.
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Now, if you had any vision,
you would realize
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that you've taken
a wild, free spirit...
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A spirit that was born to ride
the wings of the wind...
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and penned me up in this
dreary, four-walled cage!
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And furthermore, y...
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Oh.
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- Oh!
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute!
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What do you think
you're doing?
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What's wrong?
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Didn't I tell you
not to overdo it?
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- Was I?
- Were you?
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Serena, if we'd wanted
Sarah Bernhardt,
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we'd have sent for her.
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Now, you take it easy.
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Furthermore, what?
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I refuse to discuss it
any further,
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until you have cooled off.
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Till I cool off?
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- Oops!
- Oh!
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Oh, hi, Mrs. Kravitz.
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This is fun,
isn't it?
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Somebody's idea of fun
is not necessarily
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somebody else's
idea of fun.
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I beg your pardon?
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It's a little late
for that now.
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Right in here,
Larry.
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Sit down, Larry.
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What I want to talk
to you about is, um...
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You've been married
a lot longer than I have.
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That is an unimpeachable fact.
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And I have the gray hairs
to prove it.
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Having a little problem
with Samantha?
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How did you know?
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Intuition.
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Something wrong?
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Well, for one thing, she's not
as affectionate as usual.
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How long have you
been married?
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Almost four years.
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Uh-huh.
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Darrin...
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let me explain something.
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Women begin marriage
in an atmosphere
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of compliance and willingness.
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They cater to a man, make
concessions to him, et cetera.
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But slowly the bloom fades,
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and their patience
begins to wear thin.
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- So?
- So, you've had four good years. What more do you want?
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- Is that all I get?
- Right.
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Now, you move into the stage
where she thinks she's a queen.
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Boy, have you hit the nail
on the head.
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That's par for the course.
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Darrin, you don't have
any problem, believe me.
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Larry...
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will you do me a favor?
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Will you talk to her?
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See if you can find out
what's bothering her.
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00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:11,147
All right, but I really
don't think you have a problem.
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Thanks, Larry.
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Uh, Samantha!
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[Samantha harshly] What is it?
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Uh, would, uh, you come here
for a minute, honey?
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Uh, look who's here.
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- Hi, Sam.
- Hi.
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Uh, you keep Larry, uh,
company while I...
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You're looking lovely,
as usual.
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How...
How are you, Sam?
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Fine.
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Is, uh... everything
going okay?
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Everything's going
perfectly.
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Have I ever told you that
I'm just wild about gray hair?
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No, as a matter of fact...
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I mean, you... you are?
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I earned every one
of them myself, you know.
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Oh!
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I'm simply crazy about
your sense of humor.
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Well, it's, uh...
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Tell me, is everything okay
between you and...
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Darrin?
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Who?
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Your husband.
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Are your eyes...
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hazel or gray, Harry?
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It's Larry...
and lay off him!
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Why? He's cute.
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He's not your assignment,
Serena.
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Oh, Endora,
I never have any fun.
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What were you saying? Oh!
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My eyes.
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They're baby blue.
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They certainly are.
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Yes.
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And I think
I'd better get going.
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Nice to see you, Sam.
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00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,822
No, no. You just
stay where you are.
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I... I know my way out.
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Larry!
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Did you talk to her?
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Well, not much. I
mean, we talked a little.
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Did you get anything
out of her?
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Yes.
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00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:44,217
But she didn't
tell me anything.
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00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,551
Well, what did she say?
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Darrin, I think you've got
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a little problem on your hands.
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- Sam?
- Yes?
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I'm nice
and cool, now.
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Let's have that
little talk.
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About what?
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This, um... This thing
that's come over you.
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Could you be under a spell,
by any chance?
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Uh, maybe your mother,
uh, you know...
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That's what you'd like
to believe, isn't it?
257
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,015
Anything but face the truth.
258
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,725
Okay, Sam,
what is the truth?
259
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:38,896
That I'm tired of all your
silly little mortal games.
260
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,023
That I am a witch
and a queen.
261
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:45,903
And from now on,
I'm going to act like it.
262
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,908
- What are you doing?
- What does it look like?
263
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:55,037
I'm convening
the royal court.
264
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,142
Uh... Sam...
265
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:20,104
Sam, you can't do this
in broad daylight, we agreed!
266
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:23,191
Mortal agreements are not
binding under witches' law.
267
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:26,694
These are my people,
and I am their queen.
268
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:30,406
Well, this is my house,
and I am the king!
269
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:38,039
Well, it's been nice
knowing you, too.
270
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,720
I hope he's gone
for good!
271
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:53,679
- Ha!
- Yay!
272
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:54,931
♪ Off we go
273
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,766
♪ Into the wild black
yonder ♪
274
00:16:56,766 --> 00:17:00,686
♪ Witches all,
all in a row ♪
275
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,771
[Endora] Stop the music!
276
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,606
♪ Up in the sky...
277
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,483
Stop the music.
278
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,109
Why are you
celebrating?
279
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,737
He didn't take
his clothes.
280
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,615
We still have
work to do.
281
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:15,701
Endora. Really.
282
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,454
And don't worry, I'll
replace the cup of sugar,
283
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,997
even though you
made me spill it.
284
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,290
- What?
- As a matter of fact,
285
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,209
it'll be ready for you
when you get home.
286
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,795
- But...
- Because I certainly don't wanna be
287
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,839
under any obligation
to you.
288
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,431
Sam! Come here!
289
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,141
Oh, are you back?
290
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,017
You bet I am!
291
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,978
Serena,
it's getting late.
292
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:47,023
- It's time to play our trump card.
- All right. Here I go.
293
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:51,320
And we're gonna sit
right down and talk this...
294
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,034
What are you doing
in that outfit?
295
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,744
I'm going out
to do some shopping.
296
00:17:59,744 --> 00:18:02,039
You are not!
297
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,124
Why not?
298
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,626
People will stare.
You'll attract attention.
299
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:06,711
So what?
300
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,546
Other men don't think
I'm so bad to look at.
301
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,257
- But... but... but...
- You just better get used to it.
302
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,927
Because I am through
with this dull life.
303
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,680
- Dull?
- Yes. Dull, dull, dull.
304
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,725
I'm sick of simmering
like a watched pot.
305
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,059
I wanna get out
and boil.
306
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,561
Sam, listen to me,
you can't do this.
307
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:28,148
You're a wife
and mother!
308
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:28,858
Oh!
309
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,192
Oh, you want me
to dress
310
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,946
like a typical mortal
housewife and mother?
311
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:36,157
Mm-hmm.
312
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,034
Okay.
313
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,212
Now can I go shoppin'?
314
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,633
No! Will you...
315
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,594
- I'll get it.
- No! Don't you dare!
316
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:57,928
Y... y... you get!
Go on!
317
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:01,891
Before somebody sees you
looking like that.
318
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:07,813
Hi, Mr. Stephens.
319
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,065
Gladys called me
from the bazaar
320
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,232
and asked me
to bring this over.
321
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,776
You didn't have
to do that.
322
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,653
That's what you think.
For some crazy reason,
323
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,448
Gladys told Mrs. Stephens
this would be waiting for her
324
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,200
when she got home
from the bazaar.
325
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,911
When Mrs. Stephens
got home from the bazaar?
326
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:24,497
Look, take my advice.
Stay out of it.
327
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,666
Personally, I think
the world of your wife.
328
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,460
Nice manners.
A fine lady.
329
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,545
And if you don't mind
my saying so,
330
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:36,133
one of the best-looking
women I ever...
331
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,302
Hi.
332
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:47,019
Mrs. Stephens isn't
feeling too well.
333
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,938
Neither am I.
334
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,815
Excuse me.
335
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,113
Ah, he looked like
he'd seen a ghost.
336
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,949
Even a ghost would look
better than you do right now.
337
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:05,955
Excuse me, I have to, uh,
talk to Mr. Kravitz.
338
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:14,213
♪ Oh, I feel pretty
oh, so pretty ♪
339
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,342
When did you say
your wife called?
340
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,177
About five minutes ago.
341
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,763
And she said she wanted you
to bring the sugar over
342
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,475
before my wife got home
from the bazaar?
343
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,060
You see what
I have to put up with.
344
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,895
Your wife isn't even
down at the bazaar.
345
00:20:29,936 --> 00:20:33,648
I wouldn't be too quick
to criticize Mrs. Kravitz.
346
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:37,486
It's finally beginning
to sink in.
347
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,029
You see, she was
telling the truth.
348
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,199
How could she be? Your wife
is right there in the house.
349
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,118
I just knew that
it couldn't be my wife.
350
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,328
- Are you feeling all right?
- I'm gonna feel fine,
351
00:20:46,369 --> 00:20:50,124
as soon as I give a certain party
a little of her own medicine.
352
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:54,336
Oh, yeah? It wouldn't hurt
to take some yourself.
353
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:57,673
I... I'll see you.
354
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:04,472
You were magnificent,
Serena.
355
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:05,638
Oh, thank you.
356
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,600
I do think we've got him
on the run.
357
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,685
Any minute, we should
hear him slamming out,
358
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:12,772
suitcases in hand.
359
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,106
Serena.
360
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,859
Ooh, are you gonna get it.
361
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,611
Samantha.
362
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,363
I hope we're not going to
have another talk.
363
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,616
I think this is
gonna be a final...
364
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:32,917
Oh, no! It's Samantha!
365
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,251
Let's get out of here.
366
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:36,837
No!
367
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,465
I've planned
for this contingency.
368
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:44,428
We'll simply say that we
were testing dumbo's love.
369
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:47,056
Oh. That's good.
370
00:21:47,263 --> 00:21:49,975
[Darrin] Sam!
371
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,895
Sam?
372
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:55,356
Phew!
373
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,525
Sam, where are you?
374
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,401
Right here.
375
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,577
Will you stop
playing games...
376
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:12,873
Well, I'm glad to see
you got yourself cleaned up.
377
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:14,416
Well, it was
pretty dirty work.
378
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,292
You can say
that again.
379
00:22:16,292 --> 00:22:18,963
- Come here.
- Ooh.
380
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:23,217
Let's stop simmering
and start boiling.
381
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,928
Uh, uh, uh...
You... You all right?
382
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,721
Mm-hmm.
383
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,391
Ow!
384
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:31,892
What's the idea?
385
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:34,728
What's a friendly little pat
between a husband and wife?
386
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:38,023
From now on, I'm locking
the liquor cabinet.
387
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,233
What's in the box?
388
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:40,526
Your favorite pie.
389
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,444
I have a good mind
not to give you any.
390
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:44,738
Lemon meringue pie?
391
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,657
Leave it alone,
sweetheart.
392
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,159
This is like an answer
to a prayer.
393
00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:50,327
It'll spoil your appetite.
394
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,454
No, it won't, but it
might spoil yours.
395
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:53,622
What's that?
396
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:56,333
- Where?
- There!
397
00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:01,839
[Darrin] I hope that teaches
you a lesson you never forget.
398
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:06,302
Darrin, I am going
to give you three seconds
399
00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,095
to explain this
lunacy
400
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:12,516
and then I am going
to let you have it.
401
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,852
One, two, three.
402
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:21,442
Well, how is it?
Good as usual?
403
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:24,570
Delicious.
404
00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:26,363
Now, let's play fair
405
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:28,532
and let me have another one.
406
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:29,782
Gladly.
407
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,078
Oh! Oh, Darrin,
please don't!
408
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,664
Oh, please. Darrin, I'm...
409
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:36,498
What is all this about?
410
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,375
As if you didn't know,
you...
411
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,044
Wait, listen! Ahh!
412
00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:41,712
Does it have anything to do
with Mother? But it must have!
413
00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:45,883
Why are you taking it
out on me? Mother!
414
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,933
Oh.
415
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:59,688
Uh, sorry, Endora. I
meant that for Serena.
416
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,941
Who, me?
417
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:04,318
You mean, you're really...
And she...
418
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:09,490
Oh, Sam. Sam, you
probably thought I'd flipped.
419
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,157
Has she been here
all day?
420
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,744
- Mm-hmm.
- Pretending to be me?
421
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:14,912
Mm-hmm.
422
00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:17,080
Uh, Samantha, darling,
423
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,917
it was all your
mother's idea.
424
00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:22,419
Sam, what can
I say?
425
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,632
There's nothing to say.
426
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:33,430
Just get some spoons.
427
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:40,396
How do you like that,
Serena?
428
00:24:40,436 --> 00:24:42,106
Not bad.
429
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,069
Oh! Mmm.
430
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:50,446
She's right.
It is tasty.
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