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Good morning, Samantha.
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I just popped in
on my way to the casbah.
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Ben Ahmed is giving the most marvelous
cocktail party for the prime minister.
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Oh, well, that's lovely, Mother,
but I can't talk right now.
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I overslept and Darrin's
breakfast isn't ready.
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Oh, very well.
I'll pitch in and help.
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No, don't.
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Hello?
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Uh, no, ma'am. This is
the Stephens residence.
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I'm afraid you have the wrong
number. It's quite all right.
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Yeah.
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Hello? No, ma'am.
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I'm sorry. You have the wrong
number. It's quite all right.
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Digit dialing.
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Hello?
No, ma'am, I am sorry!
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This is not The Sunnydale
Rest Home!
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No, I don't mean
I'm sorry it's not.
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It isn't.
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Or is it?
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Three wrong numbers in a row?
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That was no lady.
That was my mother-in-law.
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What are they up to?
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Hello? Listen, if you ring this
phone one more time, I'm--
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Oh, uh... Hello, Larry.
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I'm sorry I shouted at you. I
thought you were my mother-in-law.
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Mother-in-law? You're not afraid to
talk like that to your mother-in-law?
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Darrin, if you were here,
I'd get your autograph.
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Instead, I got some news for you. Looks
like you're gonna take a little trip.
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Oh? Uh, where?
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Uh, when?
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Well, in that case,
maybe Sam would--
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Oh.
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Well, of course,
if they aren't--
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Yeah.
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Oh, sure. Bye, Lar.
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Breakfast is ready.
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Bad news. I resent you
addressing me like that.
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I wasn't addressing you.
I just said, "bad news."
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You were looking at me.
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If the shoe fits.
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I'm warning you,
shoes can kick!
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Uh, what do you mean,
bad news?
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We're going to Honolulu.
When?
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This afternoon.
We are?
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Honolulu!
Uh, Sam.
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And you call that bad news?
Sam.
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You certainly didn't give me
much time to brush up on my hula.
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Honey, it's business.
That's marvelous.
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It's so much more fun
on an expense account.
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Sam, you're not going.
I can't take you.
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Oh. You said "we."
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"We" means the clients
and myself.
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They can't take their wives,
so I can't very well take you.
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Oh. It might get them in
trouble with their own wives.
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Well, it certainly was
an exciting trip while it lasted.
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I don't think I could get to Honolulu
and back that fast flying solo.
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Actually, I don't know what business it is
of theirs whether I take my wife or not.
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Oh, Darrin, it doesn't matter.
It's the principle of the thing.
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Darrin, if you really
wanted me to go,
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I could turn myself into a
necktie and sort of hang around.
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No, that's out.
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I'm not taking you along
through witchcraft.
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All right. That's settled.
Now, eat your breakfast.
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Oh, I won't have time. I have to meet with
the clients and come back here and pack.
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But, sweetheart, you have
to eat something. Don't worry.
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I'll call the coffee shop and have
them send me up some jelly donuts.
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Oh, my!
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He'll never win
an Oscar for that performance.
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What do you mean,
performance? Oh!
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I wouldn't trust a mortal out
of my spell for two seconds.
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He's up to something.
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Oh, Mother.
You know, you're impossible!
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I know Darrin.
He really wishes I could go.
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Very well. We'll see
how good he is at wishing.
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I've given him three wishes
to prove it.
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You what? You can't!
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I already have.
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Mother, that's worse than
reading somebody else's mail.
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Worse?
It's almost as good as.
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Now you'll know
how three-faced mortals are.
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Betty, make eight copies
of this, will you, please?
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Larry. Well, you certainly got down
to the office early. Hello, Darrin.
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Morning, Betty.
Good morning, Mr. Stephens.
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Well, I had to revise some estimates
before the committee meeting.
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I hate to do financial work
at home.
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Every time Louise sees a
dollar sign, she goes shopping.
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Mr. Stephens, I have
your ticket for Honolulu.
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Don't give it to him.
Give it to me.
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Change of plans.
The clients just called.
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It seems they'd rather have the
head of the company with them.
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And that's me.
You're kidding.
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I wish I were.
I had other plans.
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Man, did I have other plans.
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Well, I'd better call Sam. She
may have started packing already.
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Mmm.
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Well. I wonder what he'd like
to take to Honolulu.
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Toss a coin.
Blonde or redhead.
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Oh, very funny.
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Hello?
Oh, hi, sweetheart.
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I just got your suitcase
out of the closet.
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Well, put it back in the closet.
I don't have to go.
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You don't?
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The clients decided they
want Larry to go instead of me.
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They changed their minds
just like that.
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Oh, wonderful!
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What is so funny?
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He got his first wish. He
doesn't have to go to Honolulu.
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The clients
changed their minds
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just like that.
He's not going.
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Oh, ho,
ho, ho. Just like that, eh?
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Oh, Mother,
you're such a sore loser.
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Sweetheart, I have an idea.
The suitcase gave it to me.
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This weekend, why don't we--
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Oh, well, hold it, sweetheart.
Don't get your hopes up.
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With Larry gone, I'm going
to have a lot of extra work.
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Starting with Buffy Baker.
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You'll have to escort her to the
regional sales convention luncheon.
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And cocktails later.
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Uh, Sam, I may be a
little late for dinner tonight.
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You have to take her
where?
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Her?
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Oh, to luncheon and cocktails?
Sure, sweetheart. That's fine.
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Bye-bye. Goodbye,
sweetheart. See you tonight.
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Has to take her where?
Oh, Mother, it's purely routine.
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Oh, ho, ho, ho.
I'll bet it's routine.
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Darrin's company is handling
the advertising
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for the tropical bathing
suit campaign.
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A "her" in a bathing suit.
Oh!
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Now we're getting to the heart
of the first wish.
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Save your smirking, Mother.
It's purely normal and natural.
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When Larry leaves town,
Darrin has to take over for him.
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I'm curious.
I'm really curious to see
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what his second wish
will be.
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Oh, you are evil.
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Oh.
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Excuse me. She's here.
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Buffy? Ask her to come in.
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[Larry] Well, come in,
come in, come in.
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Aren't I in?
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Isn't she cute?
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I believe you know
Mr. Stephens.
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Oh, yes. I never forget
a face-- Oh, oh, oh!
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Easy, Buffy.
You all right?
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Oh. Oh, there you are.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Stephens, but the
company asked me not to wear my glasses.
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They said when
I'm in a bathing suit,
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I'm not the one
who is doing the looking.
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Uh, yes.
I mean, uh, hello!
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Hello.
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Uh, won't you sit down?
Oh, yes.
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There you are.
Oh.
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Oh. Uh, Buffy, I've been
called out of town on business.
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So Mr. Stephens will escort you to
the luncheon and the cocktail party.
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Oh, how sweet of you.
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He'll make a little speech
introducing you.
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Oh, I'm just breathless
to hear it.
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[Larry] And tomorrow the car will pick
you up and take you to the airport.
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Remember, you've got
a banquet in Boston.
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I know, I know. And then
the day after tomorrow,
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I have a luncheon in Chicago.
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And then a banquet in Detroit.
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Then I'm off three days
to reduce before St. Louis.
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Mr. Stephens will take
wonderful care of you.
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My, how cozy that will be,
won't it?
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Darrin,
before I go to Honolulu,
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I want you to know one thing.
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What?
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I hate you.
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Hi, honey. Mmm, hi, sweetheart.
Larry got off all right?
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Right on the button. What's
for dinner? Creamed chicken.
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Mmm.
Well, I thought you liked it.
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I had it for lunch.
I'm sorry.
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I can fix you something else.
Oh, no. I love yours.
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It'll help me forget that
stuff I had at the luncheon.
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I saw Buffy's bathing suit ad
in a magazine this afternoon.
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Is she really as pretty in
person as she is in pictures?
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Oh, prettier.
Uh, but up here, nothing.
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Well, anyone who's as pretty as she
is doesn't need anything up here.
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Well, pretty or not,
I'm stuck with her.
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I'm going to have to fly to Boston
to introduce her at a sales banquet.
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Boston?
Mm-hmm. My lousy luck.
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They liked my speech so much
at the luncheon, they insisted
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I repeat it tomorrow night
in Boston.
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Oh, how long
will you be gone?
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Only a few hours,
thanks to the jet age.
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I should be back in time
for dinner.
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If you don't mind waiting
till 9:00 or 10:00.
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I thought you said
it was a banquet.
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I've had my last forkful
of creamed chicken.
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I'm not going to eat-- I mean,
banquet creamed chicken.
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You don't have to explain.
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I want to be back in time
to have dinner with you.
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Oh, I'd
better call Buffy at the hotel.
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Larry told me to keep
close tabs on her.
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She can't remember what
city she's in.
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Wish number two:
Buffy in Boston.
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Oh, hello, Mother. I thought
you were in the casbah.
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I was, but I wouldn't
miss this for the world.
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You're wasting your time.
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[Darrin] Samantha!
Yes, sweetheart?
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00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:24,517
Is my dinner jacket back from the cleaner's
yet? I wanna wear it on the plane.
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00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:27,562
Yes, it's in the closet.
Dinner jacket.
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00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,314
How positively gala.
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He's not eating there. He's coming
home to have dinner with me.
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00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,320
Oh, maybe he will
and maybe he won't.
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00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:39,490
I'd say it all depends
on wish number three.
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Hello. Hello?
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Oh, hi, sweetheart.
Where are you? Boston?
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Ha.
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But Darrin, you said that--
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00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:10,480
Why can't you get a plane?
Didn't you make a reservation?
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Shh!
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Oh, but, sweetheart,
that's absurd.
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00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,155
Why aren't the planes
taking off?
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00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:22,867
Honey, Boston has been hit
by a sudden snowstorm.
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A snowstorm?
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Why, it's so warm and balmy here, we
were gonna have dinner on the patio.
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00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,708
Honey, I don't care what
the weather's like down there.
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00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:35,171
I'm trying to tell you what it's like up
here. Boston's been hit by a freak snowstorm.
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Oh? A freak snowstorm.
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When I give wishes,
they're really spectacular.
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00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,222
And all the flights
are canceled.
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Hmm?
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Oh, no, honey. I'm all right. I
have a room right here at the hotel.
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Yes, the same one
where they had the banquet.
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It's pretty full because of the
convention, but I managed to get a room.
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00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,154
Now don't worry.
I'm perfectly all right.
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00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,740
I'll see you as soon as I can
get a plane out of here.
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00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,910
All right, sweetheart.
Bye-bye.
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00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,624
Well, you wanna stay
for dinner?
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What are we eating, crow?
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Hi.
Hi.
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Can I come in?
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Yes, uh, certainly.
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Mainly, I wanted to get away from
all those jokes in the lobby.
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Jokes?
About my bathing suits...
237
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:38,026
And the snowstorm
coming in to cool things off.
238
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,403
You were supposed to be flying
to Chicago, weren't you?
239
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,655
The planes aren't
taking off. I know.
240
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,074
The hotel's full,
and I can't get a room.
241
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,659
Of course,
some of the gentlemen
242
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,535
were kind enough to
offer, but-- Never mind...
243
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:50,330
Uh, you can have this room.
244
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,707
I'll go out to the airport and
wait for the first flight out.
245
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,293
Oh, I wouldn't feel right
putting you out of here.
246
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,295
Well, I wouldn't
feel right staying.
247
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,297
Have a wonderful tour.
Bye-bye.
248
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,674
Wait.
Hmm?
249
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:09,140
I wanted to get another look
at you before you go.
250
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,100
I like you.
251
00:14:12,934 --> 00:14:16,022
Have a wonderful tour. Bye.
252
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,565
Goodbye.
253
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,576
I didn't say anything.
254
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,828
I didn't say
you said anything.
255
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,373
Well, I just said
I didn't say anything.
256
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:38,961
Then may I say how happy I am
that you are not saying anything.
257
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:42,215
That's Darrin.
258
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,176
Oh, he couldn't get back
from Boston that fast.
259
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,221
He was fooling me.
Calling me from the airport.
260
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,056
I knew it all the time.
261
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,521
Hi. Telegram for Mr. Stephens.
262
00:14:56,562 --> 00:15:00,775
Oh, thank you. Oh!
263
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:04,404
What is it? Oh, a telegram
for Darrin from Honolulu.
264
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:07,573
Probably from Larry. Perhaps
you'd better call him in Boston.
265
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,450
No, I don't think
that's necessary.
266
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:10,827
How do you know
it isn't necessary?
267
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,787
It may be urgent.
I think you'd better call him.
268
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,622
Mmm-mmm.
No, I'm sure it can wait.
269
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:18,376
Well, he'll probably want you to
open it up and read it to him.
270
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,671
That's what any thoughtful,
considerate, mortal wife would do.
271
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,340
Mmm? Go ahead.
Go ahead. Call him.
272
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,843
Oh. All right.
273
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,772
Hello?
274
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:45,486
Hello? Oh, I'm sorry. There
must be some mistake.
275
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,405
I wanted Mr. Stephens' room.
276
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,115
This is Mr. Stephens' room.
277
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,826
May I speak
to Mr. Stephens, please?
278
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,911
Oh, I'm sorry.
He isn't here.
279
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,916
Um, could you tell me where
I could reach Mr. Stephens?
280
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,669
No, I'm sorry. I don't
know where he is right now.
281
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,422
But, if you'll only pardon me,
I am dead.
282
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,767
I didn't say one thing.
283
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:35,953
Mr. Ben Pepperdine.
Mr. Ben Pepperdine,
284
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,372
please come to gate 34.
285
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,968
[Darrin] Hi, honey.
286
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,639
Would you believe it? It took until
this afternoon to get a plane out.
287
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,184
Ooh. If you ever
wanna ruin your back,
288
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,603
just try sleeping on one
of those airport benches.
289
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,773
I think they make 'em that way on
purpose to discourage the bums.
290
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:05,107
Hi, honey.
291
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:10,613
I don't blame you for not wanting
to be kissed. I haven't shaved.
292
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,323
Hey, I got good news
for you.
293
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,159
My speech got more laughs
in Boston than it did here.
294
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,369
All in all,
I think the trip was worth it.
295
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:20,122
Ow! Watch it, honey.
296
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,792
You know, I've only been
to Boston three times,
297
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:26,128
and I like it more
each time I go.
298
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:32,009
Uh, you and I ought
to go there sometime.
299
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,304
Sam, I may be mistaken,
300
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:38,224
but I think that maybe
you're peeved about something.
301
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,520
Did anything happen
while I was gone?
302
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,856
Well, I certainly couldn't
have done anything.
303
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,358
Did I?
304
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,570
Did I?
Sam, I asked you a question.
305
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,905
Did I? Sam,
306
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:55,782
you're going to stay
right here and talk to me.
307
00:17:57,159 --> 00:18:00,913
Samantha!
Sam, where are you?
308
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,623
Well, I can see you
wherever you are.
309
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:06,544
Now listen to me, Sam! Samantha:
Darrin, I'm leaving you.
310
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,878
Sam!
311
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,880
I'm going home to Mother.
312
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:14,427
What do you mean, going home to
Mother? Your mother's always here.
313
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:25,061
Sam. Sam, where are you?
314
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,066
Now put that down!
315
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,654
Let... Let go!
316
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,407
Well, you told me to let go.
Ow!
317
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:49,295
Sam, what's the matter? Did
somebody tell you something or what?
318
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,255
What have I done?
319
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:01,515
Sam, now cut this out!
I wanna see you immediately!
320
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:28,000
Samantha, you're my wife, and I
demand that you appear before me!
321
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:33,047
Listen to me, Sam. Don't do anything
that you may regret later on.
322
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,801
Where do you think
you're going?
323
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,011
You're not
leaving this house!
324
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,561
She couldn't.
325
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,821
Sam. Sam, please wait!
326
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,864
Please wait!
327
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,992
All right. Go ahead!
328
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,661
I can't stop you,
and I know it.
329
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,455
Even if you were a mortal,
I couldn't stop you!
330
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:17,133
But in all fairness, don't you
think I'm entitled to know why?
331
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,719
The very least you can do
is tell me why!
332
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:23,013
Very well.
What are you wearing?
333
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,016
My flying suit.
Oh.
334
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:30,479
Mother warned me about you and that
model, but I didn't believe her.
335
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:34,191
Buffy?
Me interested in Buffy?
336
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,026
Oh, Sam,
don't make me laugh.
337
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:40,364
Don't you use that patronizing tone
with me, or I won't say another word.
338
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:44,535
Me interested in Buffy? I couldn't
see her in a million years.
339
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:48,622
She can't see me without her
glasses.
340
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,541
No.
Without your knowledge,
341
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,502
Mother gave you three wishes
to prove what was on your mind.
342
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:56,881
Well, you proved it, all
right. What did I prove?
343
00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:00,384
Your first wish was that you
didn't have to go to Honolulu,
344
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,595
so you could look after
that model instead.
345
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,556
That wasn't a wish. That
was wished onto me by Larry.
346
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,392
Then you wished that you
could go to Boston with her.
347
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,020
Then you wished up
that freak snowstorm,
348
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,022
so that you'd have an excuse
not to come home.
349
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,023
That's what you think?
350
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,901
That's what I know.
351
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,613
I called your hotel room last
night. Buffy answered the phone.
352
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:23,157
Of course she did. She
didn't have a place to stay
353
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,742
so I gave her my room
354
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:28,662
and I slept at the airport!
Now you know why I'm leaving.
355
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:31,040
Goodbye.
Oh, wait!
356
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,833
I think we've covered
the matter.
357
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:37,630
Your mother gave me three wishes,
and I used them the way you said?
358
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,674
You did.
Watch this.
359
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:48,724
Three wishes, huh?
Stand back.
360
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:51,143
Uh, wish number one:
361
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:56,773
I wish that your mother
were standing right here!
362
00:21:56,816 --> 00:22:00,820
[Endora] Why, Darwin, I had no
idea you were so fond of me!
363
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,531
There. There, you see? I wouldn't
have been able to do that
364
00:22:03,571 --> 00:22:06,450
if I'd used those three wishes
on Buffy, would I?
365
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:09,619
You interrupted me
at a party, you silly boy.
366
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:13,541
And I was getting along so
famously with the prime minister.
367
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:15,334
Oh, Darrin, I--
368
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:17,711
Quiet, both of you!
I haven't finished yet.
369
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,004
You gave me those three wishes
370
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,840
to make a fool out of
me, didn't you? Well...
371
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,300
I can make a fool out of myself
without any help from you.
372
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:27,179
You are so right!
Mortals have a talent for it.
373
00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:30,140
But as long as I've got them,
I'm going to wish something
374
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,143
that I've been wishing
ever since I met you.
375
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,229
What is it?
376
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,481
Wish number two:
377
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:40,776
I wish that you would stay out
of our lives fore--
378
00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:42,528
Darrin, no!
379
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:49,368
For... One week!
380
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,499
Wish number three:
381
00:22:56,834 --> 00:23:00,087
About that flying suit.
I wish--
382
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:03,340
Darrin,
never mind the third wish.
383
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,554
It's on the house.
384
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,725
Sweetheart?
385
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,104
Darrin?
386
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,277
Darrin?
387
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:25,821
Uh--
Mmm?
388
00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:55,893
Good night, sweetheart.
Mmm, feeling better?
389
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:59,480
Much. After spending last night
at an airport in a snowstorm,
390
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,690
that's just what I needed.
391
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:02,942
A good hot shower.
392
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,777
I wish I could take another.
393
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,573
Darrin?
394
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:13,243
Oh, we forgot.
395
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,788
You had one more wish left.
396
00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:25,798
Uh, can I get you a towel?
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