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[Endora] Follow me.
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Follow me.
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Follow me.
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Mother, would you please stop
bouncing around like Tinkerbell
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and tell me
what all this is about?
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Samantha,
come here and sit down.
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Samantha, your Aunt Clara
is in trouble.
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Well, what's unusual about
that? My dear, I am serious.
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We all spent the weekend at Lady
Montague's castle in Scotland,
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and, my dear, it was
positively embarrassing.
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Your Aunt Clara made one
devastating move after another.
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So Hagatha and Enchantra
and I decided
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that she'd reached the point where
she should be made Earthbound.
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So we're
going to put her on trial.
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No! Or she may have
the witch's alternative
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of turning herself
into an inanimate object,
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like a salad bowl or a lamp
or a tea kettle
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or whatever.
Something that's useful.
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Well, I think this whole thing is
unfair, unreasonable and inhuman.
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Uh, I mean unwitchly.
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Well, I'm glad you feel that way.
It'll make your job a lot easier.
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Job? Your Aunt Clara has chosen
you to be her defense attorney.
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What?
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The court will convene here
at 10:00 tomorrow morning.
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Here?
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Judge Bean will preside.
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Judge
Bean? See you then, darling.
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Oh, Mother, please wait a
minute. Who decided that--
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Oh, come on. Now, why here? Why here
of all places? Just tell me that.
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This is most unreasonable.
Samantha, what's going on?
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Honey, is breakfast ready? You
only have time for a sip of coffee.
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What are you talking about?
It's only 8:30.
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It's later than you think.
Look.
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Holy cow!
Oh, me too.
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I've got a lot of work
to do.
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What was that?
What was what?
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It sounded like someone
at the back door.
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Oh, you must be hearing
things.
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Now you're not going to
tell me you didn't hear that.
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I'm not?
I mean, I guess I'm not.
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It must be the diaper
service. I better dash.
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Mm. Uh, you don't wanna
be late. I'll see you tonight.
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Drive carefully.
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Now, who could be knocking
at the cellar door?
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As if I didn't know. Hmm!
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Hi there, Aunt
Clara. Come on. Oh!
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Oh. Whoo!
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Do you know that one of your
chimneys leads to the furnace?
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Oh, dear!
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Here, give me this. Give
me the brolly. Oh, yes.
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I'll clean you up. Then
you'll feel better. Oh, good.
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There!
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Oh! Oh, how nice!
You like it?
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Oh, thank you, dear. Thank
you. Yes, you look lovely.
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Now come on, come on.
Sit down.
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Sit down. Make yourself
comfortable. You want some coffee?
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No, thanks. All right.
Well, what's new?
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Nothing. Oh, nothing.
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Oh, didn't you spend the weekend
at Lady Montague's castle?
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Oh, yes, yes.
I had a lovely time. Lovely.
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Except for one little
incident. What was that?
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Well, I didn't think
it was so awful,
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but the way everyone
was carrying on,
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you'd think
it was a disaster.
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What happened?
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Well,
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uh, we went hunting
and I shot one of, uh,
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Lady Montague's dogs.
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Oh, how awful!
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Yeah, it was a disaster.
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Lady Montague
must have been terribly angry.
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No, no. She was furious.
And she said
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she couldn't believe that anyone's
aim could be as poor as that.
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Did you apologize?
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Oh, certainly not.
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I told her my
aim was perfect,
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and she should have told me
we were hunting for birds.
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Aw, poor Aunt Clara.
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Well... Maybe
I should be Earthbound.
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Well, who said anything
about that?
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Well, what I want to say
is that I--
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Clara, Samantha knows
about the trial.
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Oh, she does, does she?
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Oh. Well, then I
won't have to worry
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about how to bring up
the subject.
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Don't you worry, Aunt Clara.
I'll clear you of the charges.
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Thank you. Uh, well,
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now I think I'll go
to the den and rest.
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Until the trial.
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[Endora] Clara,
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why don't you pop into
the den, like a witch?
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All right.
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I will.
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Well, there certainly wasn't anything
wrong with the way she did that, was there?
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Wasn't there?
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Well... I certainly have my
work cut out for me, don't I?
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Hello, Larry? I'm here
at the office, and I...
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Well, I just happened
to get here a little early.
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Uh, that's all.
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Remember that the next time
I ask for a raise.
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Anyway, I rushed out
of the house so fast,
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I forgot to take along
the Ganzer garage door file.
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Would you mind stopping at
my house and picking it up?
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It's in the bottom
right-hand drawer of my desk.
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Thanks a lot, Larry.
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Now...
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Aunt Clara, we have to
get to work on your defense.
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What you need is a basic
refresher course. Stand up.
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Come on.
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First, the basic ABCs.
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Digital control.
See this pencil?
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Yeah.
Yeah, good. Now.
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I want you to levitate it
and put it in that drawer.
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Go ahead.
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Now, remember, concentrate.
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Take good aim.
Go on. Aim.
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Oh, keep working,
Aunt Clara. I'll be right back.
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Move!
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Good morning, Sam. Uh,
sorry to barge in like this,
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but Darrin asked me to stop by
and get some papers from his desk.
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Oh, Larry, it's always a
pleasure to have you barge in.
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It's right in the den.
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Samantha!
Uh, Samantha!
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Uh, you know my aunt.
Uh, Larry Tate, Aunt Clara.
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Aunt Clara.
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Yeah.
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Yes, yes.
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What are you looking for?
The desk!
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A desk?
Uh, yes, yes.
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Oh, Aunt
Clara, get rid of it.
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Larry, I can't tell you
how happy I am you came by.
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There's something very important
I've been meaning to ask you.
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Sure. What is it?
Well, it's about Tabatha.
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What college do you feel
would be right for her?
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Uh, but she's only
a year and a half old.
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Now, you papers and drawers,
you get back in there.
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And now you, desk,
no nonsense.
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You go back in the den
where you belong.
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Sam, I really should get
the Ganzer papers and go.
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Oh, but, Larry, we haven't
even discussed
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the eastern college
versus the western college.
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Well, I think it's really
a matter of individual--
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♪ When the saints
when the saints ♪
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♪ When the saints come
marching in ♪ Aunt Clara.
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Uh, dear,
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uh, Mr. Tate hasn't got time
to listen to your little song.
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He's very busy,
and he needs those papers
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that are in Darrin's desk.
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You mean the one
that's back in the den?
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That's it. Yes.
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Uh, in the den, Larry.
Help yourself.
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Oh! Oh.
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Samantha.
Mm-hmm.
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If you want to resign
as my defense counsel,
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I understand.
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If I were you--
Oh! Oh.
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You scared the life out of
me. I'd take her up on that.
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No, Mother. I said I'd
defend her, and I meant it.
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Well, it's about time.
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Ladies.
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Judge.
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Thank you, judge, so much.
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Oh, Endora, dear.
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Enchantra!
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[Enchantra] You poor dear, Clara.
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Sorry to be late. We were caught
in the eye of a hurricane.
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Of course, Hagatha.
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Oh! Oh.
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You found it. Yes. Sam,
you ought to talk to Darrin
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about straightening out
that desk of his.
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I will, I will.
Oh, I had...
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I had one suggestion
about a college for Tabatha.
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Oh, really? Well, I'm just dying
to hear it, some other time.
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That will be all, Macbeth.
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Did I hear a car
in there?
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A car?
In the living room?
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Sorry.
Battle fatigue, I guess.
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So long, Sam.
Bye.
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I don't believe
you know my niece.
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Samantha,
this is His Honor, Judge Bean.
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Uh, how do you do?
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My honor, ma'am.
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You're looking lovely,
Samantha.
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Thank you, Mother.
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Let's get this show on the road.
I've a pressing engagement.
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Mother! Oh, are we going
to start before we have tea?
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Be quiet.
Clara, are you ready?
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Now, now, just a minute.
I object.
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You can't.
The trial hasn't started yet.
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But you've made up
your minds already.
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This isn't a trial.
It's a witch hunt.
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That's very good, my dear.
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She's very witty, isn't she?
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Very.
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You don't understand. If
we're going to have a trial,
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let's have a fair one.
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Shall we begin, Your Honor?
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Very well.
Ladies, if you would stand.
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Clara, if you please.
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Well, don't dawdle!
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Oh, never mind!
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Hear ye, hear ye! Witches' coven,
part one is about to convene!
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All those having business before this
court, draw near and ye shall be heard.
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Proceed! The witches'
coven v. Aunt Clara.
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Well, read the charges!
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"The coven charges
that the defendant
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"has repeatedly failed in
the practice of witchcraft,
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"and that, as a result, she
must be deprived of all rights,
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"privileges and benefits
deriving from membership
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"in the witches' community."
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Betty, I asked you to make
a copy of all the material
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in the folder that Mr. Tate
picked up at my house.
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You did? These are
my income tax reports.
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That's what was
in the folder?
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Marvelous. I'll just have to go
home and rummage through my desk.
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This concludes the case
for the prosecution.
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And a very good case,
too. Aunt Clara.
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Well...
The defense may proceed.
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And please move it along,
dear. You know I'm late.
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As far as I'm concerned, I could
hand down a decision right now.
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Now, just a minute! Well, the
case for the prosecution is...
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Pretty conclusive.
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Well, just what
have they proven?
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That Aunt Clara's made a few
mistakes? Well, so what?
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Nobody's perfect.
And I do not agree
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that just because someone
is getting on in years
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that they have outlived
their usefulness.
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No. Now if you ban her
from our society,
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which is what you're trying
to do, it'll be our loss,
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because her kind of warmth and
compassion is very hard to find.
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So, I move for a dismissal,
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on the grounds of... Love.
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Motion denied.
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Well. Very well.
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I guess
I'll just have to prove
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that Aunt Clara does have
all of her powers.
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Excuse me, Your Honor.
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Now first,
ordinary manipulation.
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Aunt Clara,
make it come to you.
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Now, perhaps we should have
Aunt Clara conjure up something.
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Let's see. I wo--
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Excuse me.
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Let's see how well you do
with Samantha gone.
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What shall we have her
conjure up?
245
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:12,490
How about something nice
and cold? I'm dying of thirst.
246
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:15,868
All right.
That sounds easy enough.
247
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,828
Mm, easy for you.
248
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,352
Yes? Oh, Darrin!
249
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,563
Uh, my key wouldn't
open the door.
250
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,566
That's because
I double-locked it.
251
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,151
But it opens the door
even when it's double-locked.
252
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:52,780
Oh? Then I must have
triple-locked it.
253
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,657
Well,
do you mind if I come in?
254
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:59,619
Yes. I mean, I just
decided to wax the front hall.
255
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,789
Oh, you mean you want me
to come in the back door.
256
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,834
No, no, no, no. The kitchen
floor has just been waxed, too.
257
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,587
Honey, Larry picked up
the wrong papers.
258
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:10,131
I need the Ganzer
garage door account.
259
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:14,010
Oh! Well, you go around to the
den window. I'll get them for you.
260
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,846
It's in the bottom
right-hand drawer of my desk.
261
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,556
Okay.
262
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,938
What's that?
263
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,273
Something nice and cold.
264
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:32,570
Oh, Aunt Clara, please,
wait until I get back.
265
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:45,625
Would you like to try
for two out of three?
266
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:49,420
Uh, thank you.
Any special kind of drink?
267
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,505
Something tropical
would be nice.
268
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:55,760
Something tropical...
Coming up.
269
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,015
Here you are, sweetheart.
270
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,017
Thank you.
271
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,740
Oh! What was she trying for?
272
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:21,077
Something tropical,
in the way of a drink.
273
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,079
Well, it's closer.
274
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,541
Sam... Sam!
275
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:28,834
These are the wrong papers!
276
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,920
I'll be right back.
277
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,636
Darrin, what are you doing?
278
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:42,973
Sam, these are the bills
from Glazer's garage.
279
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,602
I'll get you the right ones.
Never mind. I'll get them myself.
280
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,730
Or has the carpet just
been waxed?
281
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,566
I know why you don't want
to let me in there. You do?
282
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:56,570
Mm-hmm. Finally, figured
it out. Ladies' club, right?
283
00:19:56,570 --> 00:20:00,032
Sort of. Is it the
committee for the bazaar?
284
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:03,369
Oh, I'd certainly call them
a bizarre committee.
285
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,885
Baked Alaska?
286
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:32,273
Well, now that I'm back,
287
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,191
shall we try
one more thing?
288
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:39,280
You're wasting your time. The overwhelming
weight of the evidence is clear.
289
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,657
Yes, but--
Silence!
290
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:48,038
The accused will please rise
and face the court.
291
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,836
The court has
reached a verdict.
292
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:58,007
Poor dear
Clara! Clara, darling!
293
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,684
They usually cry
after the bazaar,
294
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,644
when they see how much
they've lost.
295
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:15,733
Oh, wouldn't this make you
sick? Let's have the decision!
296
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:21,696
Beginning tomorrow morning
at daybreak,
297
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:26,786
you shall be... Earthbound!
298
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:31,080
Well, I'll have
a lot of company, won't I?
299
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:37,755
Well, I...
Must be going now. I--
300
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,550
Oh, no. Not yet, Aunt Clara.
Stay a while.
301
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:44,720
I'll never get out of here.
302
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,180
Well!
303
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:50,684
No. Goodbye.
Goodbye, my dears.
304
00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:58,108
[Darrin] Sam, what happened
to my desk? It's a mess!
305
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:02,029
Oh, uh, goodbye, everybody!
306
00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:20,297
Yes, Darrin?
Um, I...
307
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:24,343
I'd better be going.
308
00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:26,470
Wait. Well,
where are you going?
309
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,681
Samantha, there comes a time
in a person's life
310
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,267
when his health takes
precedence over everything.
311
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:33,727
I'm... going to lie down.
312
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,941
Aunt Clara,
you saved my life.
313
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:41,234
[Clara] Well, it was
very good, wasn't it?
314
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:46,740
Thank you, dear. Well, I just waved
my arms and everybody disappeared.
315
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:49,702
Yes!
316
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,961
So you see, Darrin, there
wasn't anything else I could do.
317
00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:01,547
Well,
I had to help Aunt Clara.
318
00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:03,715
But, as it turned out,
she helped herself.
319
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,634
Well, she didn't do me
any good.
320
00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:08,220
I've got a news flash for you, Sam.
People have been known to crack up
321
00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:11,724
under circumstances a lot less weird
than seeing polar bears, dog sleds
322
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:14,059
and palm trees
in their living room.
323
00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:17,146
Probably because
they're weird prone.
324
00:23:17,186 --> 00:23:19,231
Fortunately, you're not.
325
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:22,984
Oh. Excuse me.
326
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,661
Oh, uh...
327
00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:34,747
Aunt Clara, why are you using
the front door?
328
00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,790
Well,
I thought after last night
329
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,667
I'd better not
stretch my luck.
330
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:40,711
You don't have anything
to worry about.
331
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,796
The judge reversed
his decision, didn't he?
332
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,423
Well, what choice
did he have?
333
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:48,677
After that magnificent piece
of witchcraft I came up with?
334
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:50,471
Uh, Aunt Clara.
Aunt Clara?
335
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:52,640
Just between you and me,
336
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,142
we both know
it was just a mistake.
337
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:58,646
Was it?
Wasn't it?
338
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,690
Samantha, now if Darrin
339
00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:04,693
had been witnessing
that scene,
340
00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:07,404
it would have been very
disastrous for you, wouldn't it?
341
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,490
Mm-hmm. Oh, yes.
342
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:11,367
Well, then,
you wouldn't, uh,
343
00:24:11,407 --> 00:24:15,037
let anything happen like that
to someone you love?
344
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,121
No.
345
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:19,750
So I waved.
You saw what happened.
346
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:23,379
Yes. Yes, Aunt Clara,
I certainly did.
347
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:26,465
And long may you wave.
348
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,303
Oh, sorry.
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