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Hey, strawberry waffles.

In honor of this
historic occasion.

Honey, just because
Larry gave me a day off

in the middle of the week, it's
no reason to get historical.

Well, go ahead.
Say what you want.

But to me, this is a day to
remember, a day of significance.

You know what I think
the significance is?

He's going to ask me
to work the weekend.

Well, live.
For tomorrow, you work.

Samantha, what have I
done to deserve you? Nothing!

And you don't.

Mother!

Oh, I better run, or
I'll be late for the office.

Oh, wait a minute, now,
Darrin. Now, let me explain.

Mother, Darrin's off today.

I think you're just
noticing it for the first time.

Oh, sweetheart, why don't you go
into the living room and relax?

Mother, just once, can't
you be nice to Darrin?

Go ahead,
take the first step.

You'll find out that being
nice really isn't so painful.

All right.

Good.

Durwood, dear boy.

I think it's time
we had a talk.

About what?

I mean, I think we should
have a better understanding.

I just want to bury
the hatchet.

Where?

Ooh!

Oh, isn't that
a darling.

[Darrin] No,
it's a Reactor Mach II.

Tell me, would you like
to have a car like this?

Sure, but even if I could afford it, I
couldn't get it. It's not on the market yet.

Really?

Well, then, close your eyes
and hold out your hand.

Hmm.

Oh, what's that? Those are
the keys to the car you wanted.

Come on, charm boy.

Let's go see, huh?
Come on.

Come on.

Mornin', Charlie.
Hiya, Joe.

J.J. just stopped me.

Told me the Reactor Mach II has to be
ready for the trial run next Monday.

Yeah, a week
ought to do it.

Rough night?

Had a crazy nightmare.
I dreamt we had the trial run.

When we opened the hood
to let the reporters see it...

The engine was gone.
No.

The whole thing was powered
by a bunch of squirrels.

Squirrels?

Oh, that's a riot.

Get the hood up, Charlie. We'll see
if we can't adjust some of those...

Squirrels.

Hey, Joe?
Yeah.

I think I'm having another
nightmare. The car is gone.

Ho, ho, ho, ho!
Sam, isn't that wild?

Your mother made an exact
copy of the Reactor Mach II.

Oh, it's beautiful. It makes the
Batmobile look like a skateboard.

And
it's got a flip-top roof!

Oh, that's wonderful.

Oh!
Electric doors!

[Darrin] How about that?
[Sam] Yes, how about that?

Darrin, don't you think
you should thank Mo...

Oh,
listen to that power plant.

There must be a gold mine
under that hood. I hope so.

Hydraulic suspension system.
Yeah.

And look at that control panel.
It's even got a radar screen.

I don't think I can bear
all this enthusiasm.

See you later, dear.

Darrin, you really should've
thanked Mother for the car.

Well, I know I should've,
except for one thing.

What's that?
I can't take it.

Why not? Honey, you
know I can't accept anything

that's a product
of witchcraft.

But Mother was only
being nice.

I know. Would ya look
at that steering system?

Darrin, couldn't you make
one little exception?

Honey, if you make
one little exception,

before you know it,
you'll make a lot more.

Well, couldn't you keep it
just for a little while? Uh-uh.

Would ya look
at that power plant!

Darrin, don't you realize how hurt
Mother's going to be if you don't keep it?

Honey, it's a
matter of principle.

Look, if you just
accept the car graciously,

maybe she'd stop
bugging you.

She will?
It's worth a try.

Okay, I'll take it, but
only for a little while.

And, remember, I'm only
doing this for your mother.

[Joe] Now, just calm down, Charlie,
and go over this step-by-step.

Now, we know the place
was locked, right? Right.

And we're the only ones
that have keys, right? Right!

Well, there's your answer. No one
could possibly have gotten in.

You're talking nonsense!
The car is gone, isn't it?

Is it?
What?

I don't know about you, Charlie, but
I am too old to take up another trade!

Do you wanna tell J.J. that
$150,000 worth of car is missing?

And five years
of research?

Not until we've gone over
the whole thing step-by-step.

Now, we both know the
place was locked, right?

Now, how am I
on that side?

About two feet away.
That's close enough.

It handles like a dream. I can't
wait to get her out on the highway.

It does ride beautifully. Would
you like to get behind the wheel?

Uh, the steering column?
May I?

Of course.

Oh, hon, you
better take off your shoes.

Take off my shoes? Your
high heels will ruin the carpet.

I'm not wearing
high heels.

Oh.
Here.

Okay?
Yeah.

Whoa!
Whoa!

This?
What are you doing?

Starting the car.
What for?

So I can drive it.

Are you kidding? I said you could
get behind the wheel, but that's all.

You, you mean you're never
gonna let me drive it?

Oh, sure.
After I've broken it in.

After the first
10,000 miles or so.

Honey, do we still have those
old army blankets of mine?

Mmm-hmm. What for?

Well, I thought I could put them
around the walls of the garage,

protect the finish.

I have a better idea.
What?

Why don't I make
a slipcover for it?

What kinda material?

Oh, boy, I... I can't
wait to tell Larry about this car.

He's gonna turn green
with envy.

Isn't he gonna wonder how you
could afford a car like this?

I'll tell him the truth.
What?

I mean I'll say it was a
gift from my mother-in-law,

and I had to accept it
to keep peace in the family.

Now, here's why I think you
guys haven't been on the ball.

The first thing you've
got to understand...

Uh, say, excuse me a
second, Mr. Sheldrake.

You play golf, don't you?
Yes.

Well, it's a beautiful day.
We can still get in nine holes,

and we can talk
at the same time.

Only if we play
the same ball.

Now, here's what I think
your basic mistake has been.

You just don't understand the
meatpacking business.

Yes?

Uh, put him on.
I'll just be a moment.

Well, Darrin boy, how are
you enjoying the day off?

Good.

But don't make any plans
for the weekend.

I think we may have
an emergency coming up.

No kidding. A new car.
Is that right?

Sounds wild.

Uh, just a minute.
It's Darrin Stephens.

He wants us to come over
and see his new car.

Sounds like something
really special.

Tate, I didn't fly in all the way
from Cincinnati to see a new car.

Uh, Darrin, uh, maybe I'll
stop in on my way home.

Right. Bye.

Sounds like an expensive car. I
wonder where he got that kinda money.

Can I get back to why I think you fellas
are off the track with my product, huh?

Oh, sure, sure.

It's one of those
new experimental jobs.

What is?
Stephens' car.

Has a flip-top roof,
hydraulic suspension,

and a 425-horsepower engine.

How'd you like
to drive that home?

All I wanna drive
home is my point.

Namely, that your ideas for my
product have been too routine.

No dash or imagination!

Tate, this is the space age, and
Sheldrake wants to be a part of it.

Do I make myself clear?

Yes.

But how do we work sausages
into the space age?

That's your job.

Well...

Let me see now.

It's, uh, it's got
hydraulic suspension, huh?

What has?

Stephens' car.

Tate, can't you keep your mind on
one thing for more than a minute?

"Made in Detroit?"

Charlie, we gotta find some way to
explain that car's disappearance.

You're right.
We gotta find some way.

There's only one
problem. What's that?

There is no way
to explain it.

I mean, what do you say?
"Sorry, we lost it."

Reminds me of a guy I know
who lost a house.

A house?
No kidding. How?

Back taxes.

Charlie, I wish
I had your sense of humor.

I'd cut my throat.
Now, there's an idea.

Hi.
Car all tucked in?

Mmm-hmm.

Say, I was just looking
at the engine...

Would you like some tea?
Oh, no, thank you.

I was just looking
at the engine, and, um,

it was real cute the way
you put "Made in Detroit" on it

and a serial number.
Makes it look real legitimate.

What do you mean?
The car is legitimate.

Of course. You mean a
legitimate copy, don't you?

Where did that car
come from?

Darrin.
[Endora] How should I know?

Look in that magazine. That's
where it was when I cast the spell.

You mean it came
from Detroit?

What do you think,
the stork brought it?

Now listen, you two.
I don't understand.

I do! Your mother gave me a hot
car for a present! Mother!

Don't you look
at me like that.

I was just trying to do
what's-his-name a favor.

But to steal a car!

Well, where was
I going to get it?

I'm a witch,
not a car manufacturer.

Will you do me a favor?
What?

The next time you decide to do me
a favor, don't do me any favors!

Stop it.

Darrin, dear, there's
no reason to be in a snit.

Mother just didn't understand
what she was doing.

Well, I mean,
the worst you can say

is that she was
a trifle overeager.

Swell. That car
is worth a fortune.

There's probably an alarm
out for it all over the country.

What are we going to tell the
police when they catch up with it?

Your mother
is an overeager witch?

Well! I'm not going to stay
here and listen to this ingrate.

Goodbye, Samantha. I'm off to
New Orleans for the Mardi gras.

Oh, Mother,
wait a minute.

Oh, please, Mother.
Please come back.

Sam, let her go. She's
caused enough trouble. Oh!

Uh, Mother! Mother,
are you listening to me?

You come back here right this
second! Sam, I said forget it.

Who needs her?
We've got trouble enough.

The first thing to do
is go out to the garage

and, uh, put that car
back where it belongs.

Oh, Darrin, don't you
understand? I can't.

Mother's the only one that can bring
that car back. Mother! Mother, dear.

Oh, pl... You're a dear, sweet,
wonderful woman. We need you!

Mother? Mother, dear?
It's no use.

You insulted her.
I insulted her?

Oh, no.
I insulted her.

Well, let's not
stand here quibbling.

The first thing to do is to go out
and lock that garage door before...

It's too late.
The police.

Darrin,
pull yourself together.

Open the door!

Hello, Darrin.
You know Mr. Sheldrake.

Uh, sure. Yeah, nice to
see you again, Stephens.

Oh, nice to see you again,
sir. Uh, please come in.

Come on. Oh, hi, Sam! Well,
thank you. Thank you very much.

Mr. Sheldrake, I'd, uh,
like you to meet my wife.

This is Samantha. How
do you do, Mr. Sheldrake?

Well, well, pleased to
meet you, Mrs. Stephens.

Can I get you some
coffee or something?

Oh, no, thanks. No, no,
no. Don't. Don't bother, Sam.

Well, sit down. Make yourselves
comfortable. Oh, thank you.

We've been brainstorming some
new ideas for Sheldrake Sausages,

and we thought
we'd bounce them off you.

And we're both anxious
to see that car too.

Car?

Your new car.

New car.

New car?

Yeah! I'm dying to see that hydraulic
suspension system. Where is it?

Uh, where?
Uh, uh, well...

Um, uh, the thing is, uh...

I've, uh,
just put it to bed.

At noon?

Oh, yes. It's all tucked
in for, for its nap.

We promise
not to wake it up.

Well, the thing is, um...

It's, um... Are you trying to
say business before pleasure?

Yes! That's it.

First let me hear some of those
ideas you wanna bounce off me.

But watch out
for the rebound.

Remember, I've had
half a day off.

Stephens,
let's look at the car,

and we can talk about it
at the same time. Hmm?

Um, well, uh, you see...
Darling, you go ahead.

I'll see if I can
contact that party.

Oh. Okay.

It's in the garage.
Oh.

Mother, now I want you to listen
to me carefully wherever you are.

Now, I've never asked you
for anything important.

Well, at least not recently. Not since
I asked you to be nice to Darrin.

But now we're in
a terrible spot!

So, uh, would you come back
and help us out, please, hmm?

Mother?

Mother, can you hear me?

Oh, boy, are you
a stubborn witch.

What did you say?

Well, don't you
get it, Darrin?

"Face the space age with
Sheldrake sausages." Yeah!

And what better symbol
can we use than this car?

The car of the future!
Why, it's perfect!

What I'm saying is, um...

What are you
trying to say?

Well, uh, since you asked,

I'm not sure that the car
is the right symbol.

Stephens, believe me,

I'll make this the most
photographed car in the country.

I'll go further. I'm positive
it's the wrong symbol.

You see, Mr. Sheldrake?

When you
deal with McMann and Tate,

you're not buying yourself
a lot of yes-men.

This boy's got
real integrity.

What are you trying to do,
sabotage the account?

Well, now that you had a chance to
think it over, Darrin, tell the truth.

Sheldrake's idea has real
magic in it, right, Darrin?

Right.

That's why
I'm against it.

What?

Darrin?

Uh, excuse me.

Any luck?
Well, I'm afraid not.

Why is she being so stubborn? Doesn't
she realize the terrible spot I'm in?

You see that? I answered
my own question.

Darrin, that's not quite fair. Mother just
didn't stop to think of the consequences.

Sam, one of the consequences is
breathing down my neck right now.

The client wants to use the car as
part of his advertising campaign.

Oh, my stars!

Well, just refuse.
It's your car. What?

Well, it's in your custody.

Sam, I'm going to be in custody
if you don't contact your mother.

If she won't come back,
there's only one thing I can do.

I'll have to go find her.
All the way to New Orleans?

I'll only be gone a few minutes.
I don't know if you should.

Here they come.
Have a nice trip.

Psst.

Look, Darrin. I think I
know what's bothering you.

You just got the car.
It's brand-new.

And, naturally, you're
concerned about our using it.

Yes, it's perfectly understandable.
Well, as a matter of fact...

So, let's drop
the matter for now, huh,

and maybe, well, uh,
later on we'll see, huh?

Oh, thanks, Larry.

Uh, Mr. Sheldrake has
just one little request.

Oh, yes. Could I drive it
around the block, hmm?

No!

Uh, no.

Charlie?
Hmm?

Whatever we decide to tell J.J., we
have to be in complete agreement.

Right. I mean, the important
thing is to stick together.

Right, right. United we fall
and divided... No, united...

Forget it, and let's try to find
something we can agree on.

Okay, if that's the way
you feel, it's your car,

and if you don't want Sheldrake
to drive it, that's your business.

Thank you, Larry,
for being so understanding.

But it's my business to
keep our clients happy.

And any employee
that doesn't cooperate

isn't going to stay
in my business.

Is that a threat?
Call it a promise.

Mr. Sheldrake, you want
to drive my car?

Here are the keys,
Mr. Sheldrake. Ah, thanks.

Uh, drive slowly.
Watch out for the light.

Be very kind to those
brakes. They're very tender.

My boy, I was drivin' before
you were born.

Uh, just once
around the block?

I can't bear to watch this.
I'm going in to have a double.

Darrin, we're back.

Sam, you found her!
Yes.

You don't look too well.
And I have you to thank for it.

Well, if that's the way you're
going to act, I'm going right...

Mother, Mother,
please, wait.

Darrin,
Mother came all the way

from the Mardi gras, New
Orleans, just to help you.

Don't ask me why.
All right, I'm sorry.

Just put that car back
where it belongs, please.

No, she will, she will.
Just don't bug her.

What are you doing?
Shh. She has to concentrate.

Wait a minute!
Not now!

What did you do that for?

Isn't that what you wanted? No!

He's too much!

Samantha, don't you re...

Isn't Sheldrake back yet?

Larry, I'm afraid he went a
little further than we expected.

Oh.
Oh, my stars!

So, we're in complete
agreement, right? Right.

You're gonna go to Peru,
and I'm takin' off for Brazil.

And if anybody asks, we
never even heard of the car.

We never even heard
of each other. Right!

Hi, there.

Sheldrake's the name.
Sausage is my game.

Charlie.
Hmm?

Here's something
we can agree on.

I won't say anything
about this if you don't.

Right. Right.

Has the pounding
gone away?

Oh, yeah. And it
changed to a low thump.

I feel terrible about this.
I don't understand.

A responsible man,
head of a big company.

And he just drives off
with your car.

Oh, well, Larry,
you know these rich men.

They're so eccentric. But I
know how much that car is worth.

Well, Darrin isn't worried.
Why should you be?

He's not worried?
No.

I'm sick.
Mmm.

Oh, Darrin.

Oh, excuse me.

Hello?

No, this is Mrs. Stephens.

Oh, uh, Mr. Sheldrake.

Where are you?

At the airport?

What's he doing there? And
what... What about the car?

Mr. Sheldrake,

there's something I'd like
to try and explain to you,

but, uh, I'm not absolutely
sure how to g...

What's that?

You have?

You were?

You are?

Oh, why... Why, Mr. Sheldrake,
that sounds wonderful!

Yes.
All right.

Goodbye.

Well, what is it? What happened
to him? What about the car?

Uh,
he took a slight detour.

Just going around
the block?

He said that someday when
he figured it out for himself,

he'd tell you all
about it.

What?

He also said to go ahead and use
the car in the advertising campaign.

He has the rights to it.

But...
How did he get them?

Well, it seems he ran into
the two men who designed it.

I don't understand
anything about this,

but it's okay with me.

He sure flipped
over that car, didn't he?

Yeah, he flipped, all right.
Oh, he certainly did.

Yeah, he said it's a
great experimental car,

and they'll have no trouble
getting it off the ground.

Hmm?

Well, that's what
he said.

Mmm-hmm.