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Forced landing.

My goodness! Oh, good
heavens, Aunt Clara.

Are you all right?

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

My goodness.
Oh, yes. Oh, well.

Oh, my, I'm glad
you dropped in. Oh.

Darrin's in
Boston on business.

Y-yes, I know.

You do?

How's Tabatha?

Wonderful, just wonderful.

We're going to the park as soon
as I finish measuring the gazebo.

Oh, yeah. Uh, the what?

The gazebo.
Uh, gaz...

That thing you just
crashed through. Oh.

The summer house.
Oh. Oh, dear.

Well, I feel much better
crashing into the gazebo

than I would
the summer house.

You want to come to the park
with Tabatha and me?

I'd love to.

And then afterwards, would you mind baby-sitting
for a while, while I go to the bank?

Oh. You see, I have
been delegated by Darrin,

during his absence,
to negotiate a loan.

How about that?

Oh, I'm very impressed.

What does it mean?

It means that we would like to
borrow some money from the bank

So we can tear down the gazebo
and put up a rumpus room.

Oh, well, I wish I'd known.

Known what?

If I'd known you were going
to tear this thing down,

I would have tried to land
right dead center.

Oh, my goodness.
Oh, yes.

[Sam] This is where
we usually sit.

Oh, it's a lovely spot.

Lovely.
Uh, good morning.

Good morning.

Oh, isn't that cute?

No, Tabatha. That
doesn't belong to you. No.

Come, dear, while Mother
gets a drink of water.

She's got enough toys now
to open a toy store.

[Aunt Clara] Yes.

Tabatha, I said no.

Funny pony.

No, it's not a funny pony.

It's an elephant.
El-e-phant.

And you must not take what doesn't
belong to you. That's very wrong.

Yes, that's very wrong.

Funny pony.

She needs more sleight of hand
if she's going to act like that,

What happened to...
Well, of all the nerve!

I'm terribly sorry, but... What's the
matter? Can't you get her one of her own?

Well, I...
Here, love. Here you are.

Please, let me explain. You
see, it was just an accident.

Well, maybe "accident"
isn't quite the right word.

How about
"regrettable occurrence"?

"Unfortunate circumstance"?

Oh, she's
very hard to please.

Accident, eh?

Some accident, you, you,
you toy snatcher, you!

Oh, I'm Mr. Scranton. You wish to
see me about applying for a loan?

Yes. Well, actually, my husband
is applying for the loan.

But a business matter came up, and it made it
impossible for him to keep the appointment,

so I volunteered to come down and give
you any information you might need.

Sort of expedite matters. Isn't
that how you bankers put it?

No. You're Mrs. Stephens?

Uh, yes, Mrs. Darrin
Stephens. Uh, come in, please.

Sit there.

Excuse me, sir.
Yes, Hawkins?

The appraisal on the Nelson
house. I have completed it.

Uh, to
put it, uh, simply and kindly,

under no circumstances
will I recommend the loan.

Well, why not?
The Nelsons' credit rating...

Shall we say that the Nelsons' character
references fell short of the mark?

[Scranton] They did?
But they seemed so solid.

Well, they certainly
could have fooled me.

Well, forgive me, sir,
but not me.

I never believe
what I see on the surface.

I like to dig.

[Scranton] Oh, I'm
sorry. This is Mrs. Stephens.

She's applying for a loan
for her husband.

Hi, there.

How do you do, I'm sure.

Y-you see, actually,
it's my husband who...

I just can't believe it
about the Nelsons.

Have you ever applied
for a loan with us before?

No, sir,
but we use your calendars.

What is the purpose
of the loan?

Home alterations.

My husband wants to tear down our
gazebo and build a rumpus room.

I see. What's a gazebo?

Permit me, sir.

A gazebo is a quaint word,
fast going out of style,

that some people,
few though they may be,

use when they refer
to a summer house.

Most of them are very small.
The summer houses, I mean.

Well, if it's a summer house, why
don't you call it a summer house?

Oh, I will, I will.

Well, uh, where is your husband
employed, Mrs. Stephens?

Advertising agency.
McMann and Tate.

McMann and Tate?

McMann and Tate!

That's right.

Why, my brother's firm
is one of their biggest accounts!

Why didn't you say so?
Welcome aboard!

How much do you want?

Uh, who is your brother?

Well, Tom Scranton,
president of Super Soapy Soap.

Super Soapy Soap?

Why, that's one of the firm's
largest accounts!

Is that so? Well!

"Super Soapy Soap...

"The soap your skin loves
to sud!"

Say, wasn't it your husband's firm
that came up with that slogan?

My husband wrote it.

Well!
What a small world this is!

I know your husband's boss.
Larry Tate, right?

Right! Larry Tate.
Good ol' Larry Tate.

Well! Well, we can move
this loan right along.

There'll just be this little
application for you to fill in...

A mere formality,
I assure you.

If my brother can trust your husband's
firm with a million-dollar account,

I guess we can risk a few bob
on him!

Eh, uh, you still here,
Hawkins?

Hawkins, I want you to go out
this afternoon

and inspect
Mrs. Stephens' property.

Just a formality.

[Hawkins] Yes, sir.

A loan to tear down
a summer house...

A gazebo, Hawkins!
A gazebo.

A gazebo.

Oh, Aunt Clara, everything just
went beautifully at the bank.

You Tabatha.
Me jumbo.

What on earth
are you doing?

Oh, it's so long since
I've been an elephant, really.

Why are you trying
to be one now?

Uh, Tabatha wants that toy
elephant that she saw in the park.

remem... Remember?

Hmm. Wh-why don't we try
this? It's one of her favorites.

I did. I've tried
every toy in the house.

I've tried everything.

Tsk. Oh, dear.

Mm, excuse me.

Ooh!

There's one thing
I haven't tried.

Hello? Oh, hi, Darrin.

I'm so glad you called.
Guess what.

They're gonna
give us the loan.

Oh, they're practically
gonna give us the bank.

In the park,
all pink and new,

polka dots of every hue,

hear this wish,
hear this chant,

Tabatha wants an elephant.

Oh, dear!

Oh, I will, dear.

I'll see that everything is
shipshape when the appraiser comes.

Oh, now, Darrin, sweetheart.
Don't worry.

I promise you, everything
will be in perfect order.

Hurry home.

Bye.

Oh, my stars! Aunt Clara,
what have you done?

Well, I...

G-g-get rid of
this elephant.

What elephant?
This elephant.

Oh... Tabatha loves him.

Well, the bank won't.

Aunt Clara,
you've got to do something.

Y-you've got to
get rid of it.

Y-you mean now?

Yes, now.

Oh, I can't.
I'd love to oblige, dear.

But, unfortunately, I can't.

Well, Aunt Clara, you
cast the spell. Just uncast it.

Yes, but I can't
without the toy from the park.

Well, I should have
had that in the first place.

Well, you should have thought
of that before.

But I was thinking of
elephants.

I can't think of everything,
you know.

Oh, well,
of course you can't, dear.

Oh, we have to have that toy.

I hope the woman's
still there. I'll go see.

Oh, yes, yes. And I'll stay with
Tabatha.

And, in the meantime,
I'll work on it.

Yes, fine. All right.
Oh. Oh, no.

No, if I leave you here
and you work on it,

I'm apt to have an entire zoo
before I get back.

Now, come over this way.
Come on, come on.

Now, there must be some
other spell we can use.

Yes. Okay? Uh, so let's try one.

Well, try something.
Try anything.

Colors pink and blue
and gray,

Why don't you just all
go away?

Yes. I was afraid
that was... No good.

Hmm.

I have it! Oh,
I have the perfect solution.

What?
Oh, call the exterminator.

Oh, Aunt Clara.

Hello?

Hello, Sam. Larry.

Oh, hi, Larry.
How are you?

Oh, I'm fine. Just fine.
How are you, Sam?

Oh, listen.
The reason I called is...

I just had a funny call
from Leon Scranton.

Leon Scranton,
the bank president?

Yeah. And the reason
he called me was

he just had a funny call
from the appraiser.

The appraiser?

Yeah. Are you ready for this?

The appraiser told Scranton

that you have an elephant in
your living room!

He did? Why would
he say a thing like that?

Now wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's more.

There is?

He also said

that the elephant was pink
with multicolored polka dots!

W-well, that's, uh...
that's crazy... Isn't it?

Of course it is, but don't
worry. I took care of everything.

You did? How?

Listen, Sam, Scranton's
a bit of an oddball.

It seems to run in the family.
So if it's all right with you,

I'll bring Leon to your house
at 4:00

so that he can see for himself that
the whole thing is utter nonsense.

We... Uh, frankly, Larry, I...

Because we don't want Leon
telling his brother

that his million-dollar account
is being handled by a man

who has an elephant in
his living room in living color.

Do we?

Oh, no. N-no.
No, we certainly don't.

Okay.
Well, I'll see you at 4:00.

A-a-all right, Larry.
See you at 4:00.

Bye.

Aunt Clara,

Larry is bringing
the bank president by at 4:00.

Why?

To prove that we do not have
an elephant in our living room.

Now, we have to get rid
of that elephant,

or else!

Or else.

Heave!

Ho!

Heave!

Uh!

Heave!

Ho!

Oh, Aunt Clara, don't stop
now. We have to get it outside.

If we do, there's a chance
Mr. Scranton won't see it.

Uh... Ah, Samantha,

now, you have such a flair.

Why don't you, uh, you know,
try to get him out to the patio?

Aunt Clara, if I could...
him out to the patio,

I would... him back to Africa.

Now, come on.

Heave!

Ho!

Ho!

Heave-ho!

Now, Mr. Scranton and Tate,
I will await without,

but not without a pink,
polka-dotted elephant.

Whew! Well, we did it!

Did what?

Oh, sometimes, you know, I
think you're very vague, dear.

Well, now, all I have to do
is put you to bed,

Change clothes,
fix the refreshments and...

Oh, well, what's the rush?
I have all of two minutes.

Come on.
There we go.

[Aunt Clara] Samantha!

Oh, uh, nice elephant.

Nice... Oh, please go out
and play in the yard.

Oh, nice elephant. Oh, n...

Never mind the music.

Oh, please! Nice
elephant. Pretty elephant.

Nice elephant.

Bad elephant.

Oh, really, Aunt Clara.
Why did you let it back in?

I couldn't help it, dear. He
was coming crashing through

the window there
and the glass.

And I didn't know
if you had it insured.

Aunt Clara...
Aunt Clara, that's it!

Wh-wh-what's it?

That's why he didn't want
to stay out!

He wanted to be with Tabatha.

Oh, yes, well,
I knew that from the start.

They're crazy
about each other.

Oh, I wonder
who that can be.

Oh, I bet it's Mr. Scranton.
Come on.

Let's see if it'll follow
Tabatha into the den.

Come on.

Oh, w-wait a minute!
Wait for me!

Brace yourself,
Mr. Scranton.

You are about to see one very pink,
polka-dotted elephant on the patio.

Leon, this boy needs
to be grounded.

You stay here
and play quietly, huh?

Now, I'm sure as long as
they're both here,

that they'll stay put and
there won't be any problem.

Now, um, Aunt Clara, I want you to
go to the park and get that toy.

And I don't care how
you do it. Oh, yes, I do.

Absolutely no witchcraft.

No, uh, no witchcraft.

Yes, all right.
Now, hurry.

Y-yes, I will. Wait. Will
you just give me a boost?

Oh, why, certainly.
Now, um...

Well, what's keeping them?

A pink, polka-dotted
elephant. What else?

Uh, refreshments on the patio,

And I'll wear my brown dress.

Coming!

Hi, Larry, gentlemen.

Good afternoon.

Doesn't take you very long
to change, does it?

Well, that depends.
Into what?

M-may I suggest that we
dispense with the amenities

and go directly to your
patio, Mrs. Stephens?

Well, hold on, Hawkins. You're
getting a little highhanded.

Now, I think... No, no. That's
exactly what I had in mind.

I have some nice cool drinks
for all of us.

You lead the way, Larry.

This way, gentlemen.

Mr. Hawkins.

You said it was on the patio.
Come on. Show us where.

All right. What did you do
with it? He's got to be here.

I saw you push him out here.

Push what where?

The elephant.

Maybe he's in the garage.

Congratulations, madam.

Congratulations?
For what?

Well, you've won
today's grand prize

for having the only
toy elephant in the park

with, uh, polka dots on it.

Twenty dollars for you, dear.

Now may I

take the elephant
for the prize committee?

Wait a minute!

Oh, no! I can't.
I can't, dear.

The contest will be over
at 6:00.

Yes.

What is it with
that elephant?

It wasn't in the garage,

but he's here someplace,
and I'll find him.

Leon, how far do you
want to go? I don't care.

[Hawkins] I smell a rat.

[Larry] Oh, come on.
Be consistent.

If you smell anything,
smell an elephant.

If he's not out here, then
he's somewhere in the house.

Mr. Hawkins, really.

Mr. Hawkins, I must protest.

Please!
Where have you got him?

What? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I
know. You've got him hidden.

In a closet. That's
what it is. In a closet.

An elephant in a closet?

Now are you satisfied?

Now I'm satisfied.

That's not an elephant?

Somebody tell me
that's not an elephant.

That's not an elephant.

I found it, Mr. Scranton!

I found the elephant,

and he's every bit as pink and
polka-dotted as I said he was.

All right, Hawkins. Where?

In the last place
you'd expect, sir.

In the den.
Follow me, please.

Leon, where
did you find this joker?

See for yourselves.

He was here. He was!

I saw him! Why would I
say I saw him if I hadn't?

That is a question for you
to ask a qualified psychiatrist.

I couldn't agree more.
Enough is enough.

We haven't looked everywhere.
What about upstairs?

[Larry] Upstairs?

The kitchen. W-we haven't...
We haven't tried the kitchen.

Uh, at least let's try
the kitchen.

You try the kitchen, and if you
find the elephant, let me know.

I'll come a-running.
So will I.

Aha! There you are!
All right.

I'm letting you know.
You may both come a-running.

The elephant is
in the kitchen!

And the king
is in the counting house.

Counting out his money.

You don't have to come in,
but come a little closer.

Now what do you say?

What? I think you've
been overworking him.

Well, I won't be
overworking him anymore.

Oh, please, Mr. Scranton.
Anyone can make a mistake.

All he needs
is a vacation.

[Scranton] Well, I'll think it
over. Right now, I've seen enough.

I'm sorry to have bothered
you, Mrs. Stephens.

Oh, no bother.

I'll call you, Sam.
Fine, Larry.

Coming, Hawkins? Um,
I-I'll give him something

for his headache,
and then he'll go.

Mm.

Mommy! Mommy!

Oh, Tabatha. I thought I
told you to stay in the den.

That's...
That's not an elephant?

Well, actually, it's one of
my husband's prize trophies.

He picked it up when he
was on a safari in Africa.

Bagged it himself.

I guess he really
should have shot it first.

Oh!

Oh, I hope
I'm not too late.

Oh. No, of course not, dear.

You've saved the day.

Oh, well, he certainly
didn't do anything to help.

What are we going
to do if the mother isn't there?

Think positive, Aunt Clara.
Haven't we had enough trouble?

Oh, yes.
My opinion is yes, yes.

Oh!
There she is.

Thank heaven she's here.
All right.

Now, Aunt Clara, you give me the
elephant, and I'll return it from here.

No. Allow me, please.
Uh, yes.

I want to redeem myself.

Well, of course you do, dear,
but, uh, be careful.

Yes. Have no fear.
Uh, no fear.

Polka dots

and trunks that bend,

bring to us a happy end.

Oh, look. Oh, Aunt Clara.

Oh! Oh, my!

Shall we make
a tactical retreat, dear?

Yes, yes.

Uh, hang on, hang on.