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Mrs. Dumont?
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You shouldn't tempt me,
Mrs. Stephens.
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I've already had
too many.
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Well, just
perhaps this one.
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Mmm.
They're delicious.
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More tea? No, thank you.
I really must be running.
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But, you know, I'm so glad
you've agreed to serve
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on our ways and
means committee.
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You know,
it's a good cause.
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And the children
really need
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that new playground equipment
in the park. Oh, I know.
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And I'm looking forward to working
with Mrs. Wheeler and Mrs. Albright.
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Oh, they're both such dears.
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And you know, they know
just how to get into
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every piggy bank
in the community.
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Will you be here
tomorrow?
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No, I'm afraid not, my dear.
I've got two other meetings.
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Oh, Mrs. Dumont.
You do so much.
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As Herkimer says,
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it, uh, keeps me out of
mischief.
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But I'll try to drop by and
see how you're getting along.
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Oh, thank you.
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Well, I'm off to the
junior philharmonic meeting.
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I don't know how I
ever got involved in that.
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I know very little
about music.
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Good-bye.
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Um...
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You know, I'll just hate
myself in the morning.
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Thank you.
Good-bye.
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Bye.
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Good morning,
Samantha.
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Uh, good morning, Mother.
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What brings you here
so early?
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Sheer boredom,
darling.
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Is, uh... Is
what's-his-name up yet?
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Yes, Darrin is up.
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But I hated to wake him.
He had a rather restless night.
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Fair enough.
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I wish he could forget
his work once in a while.
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Oh, dear,
without their work,
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men are nothing.
They're like little children.
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Not Darrin.
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He thrives on
the aggravation.
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He loves feeling
sorry for himself.
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Well, personally, I'd like to
have him around a little bit more.
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He'd just be
underfoot, darling.
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Trailing you all around
the house.
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Sucking his thumb.
Dragging his teddy bear.
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All mortal men
are like that.
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You just don't know Darrin.
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You won't take
your wise old mother's word
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about human men, will you?
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No.
Well, you'll learn.
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I haven't got time
for breakfast, honey.
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[Endora] Hello, uh, uh...
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Uh...
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Darrin!
Oh. That's right.
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Please, Endora,
not on an empty stomach.
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Stop it, you two.
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Talk about children.
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Now, darling, five minutes
won't make any difference.
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Sit down and have
something to eat.
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I'm too tense anyhow.
I'll see you tonight, honey.
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Popcorn for breakfast?
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Why not?
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I'll have
that breakfast now.
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Darrin, what happened?
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Nothing.
I just got smart.
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I got outside
and said to myself,
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"What are you knocking
yourself out for?
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"Just how important
is it, anyhow?
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"Let Larry take
care of it."
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Well, darling,
I'm proud of you.
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I'm not going in
at all today. Good.
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You've been doing a lot of extra
work lately. You deserve a day off.
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It's astonishing how
relaxed I feel about it.
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I've a little
shopping to do,
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and the TV man's coming.
Can I leave Tabatha with you?
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Feel free.
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Sorry mother left.
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That makes one of us.
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I just wanted her to see that you
can relax and forget your work.
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I'll fix your breakfast.
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Thank you.
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Come in.
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Milk.
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No kidding. I thought
you were the mailman.
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Yeah, sure.
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Hey, how about some nice
cottage cheese today? Mmm...
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Come on, Mr. Stephens.
Be a nice fella.
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My boss keeps bugging me
about my cottage cheese quota.
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Hmm.
That kind, huh?
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Oh, you got no idea...
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The problems your
average milkman has.
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To begin with, I'm dealing
with women all day long.
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One wants mango flavoring
in her yogurt.
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Another one
keeps complaining
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that my non-fat milk
has too much fat in it.
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And all the time
I'm standing there,
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she keeps dipping in to a
five-pound box of chocolates.
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Yeah!
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That sounds
like a bad scene, all right.
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Hey, how come you're home
today, Mr. Stephens?
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Simple. I didn't feel
like going in today.
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I like that.
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He just didn't feel
like working today.
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Yeah!
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[Darrin] Pour yourself
a cup of coffee.
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Right.
Sit down.
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Here.
Here's the sports section.
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Right. Now,
that's what I call
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a nice, healthy attitude.
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My philosophy
is cottage cheese
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is your boss's problem.
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Yeah?
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Beautiful!
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Mr. Stephens was due here
for a meeting with me
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half an hour ago.
Call his home.
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Yes, sir.
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That's the phone.
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Hello, phone.
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Eh, it's not gonna stop.
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Happiness house.
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Darrin?
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Hello, Larry.
How are you, buddy boy?
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No, I'm not sick.
I'm feeling great.
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It's my boss.
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Are you out of your mind?
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Mr. Parkinson is on
his way over here.
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Relax, relax.
What?
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Let me talk to him.
Just a minute, Larry.
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Hello, Larry.
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This is your friendly
purveyor of dairy products.
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What?
The milkman.
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Listen, Larry, I want you to
stop needling my pal Darrin here.
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If he don't wanna come in, he
don't wanna come in. You got it?
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Good-bye.
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Hey, who do you like
in the fourth race?
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Something wrong,
Mr. Tate?
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His milkman just
chewed me out.
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I better get over there
and get him
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before the squirrels do.
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You know what I enjoy
more than anything?
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Just lying around taking it easy watching
some other guy knock himself out.
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Yeah!
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You fellas
are a big help!
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What happened? The cows
turn off the faucets today?
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I detect a note
of hostility there.
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Sure, I'm hostile.
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I deal with nuts
all day long,
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and you fellas
are no exception.
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Do you mind if I join you?
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That's the spirit!
Sit down!
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Be our guest!
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The way I feel,
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I may never fix
another set.
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Darrin?
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Hi, Larry.
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What is going on here?
What you doin'?
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Darrin, you're coming with me to
the office right now!
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Hey, fella, we happened
to be watching that show.
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What?
And ruin my whole day?
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Uh, Larry, do you mind taking your
high blood pressure someplace else?
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What?
Darrin, for heaven's sake!
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[Darrin] You know what's
wrong with you, Larry?
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Yeah, the people
working for me.
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Knock it off, Larry. You've got a
great bunch of people working for you.
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Like me, for instance.
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You just take things
too seriously, that's all.
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Why don't you just
relax, pal?
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Now, just a second.
You're not my pal.
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Pal.
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Larry, you're getting all
worked up over nothing.
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Now, just how important is
Parkinson? I mean, really.
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That's a very
interesting question.
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Let's see, now.
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Parkinson.
Who's he?
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I think you're bluffing.
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I will raise you
another million.
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[Larry] Okay.
There's that million,
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and I'll up you
another million.
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Hello, everybody.
Oh, hello, Mrs. Stephens.
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Hi, Sam.
Hi, sweetheart.
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Hello, darling.
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Throw in a million
for me. I call.
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You're in.
What do you got?
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A pair of threes.
What about you?
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I was bluffing.
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Honey, we just made
$15 million.
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Well, these groceries
cost $17 million.
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Easy come, easy go.
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Darrin, uh, would you please take
these into the kitchen for me?
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Sure. If you can't wait,
deal me out.
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[Milkman] We'll wait.
Got nothin' else to do.
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How about some sandwiches
for us, honey?
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Uh, hold it, smiley.
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Yeah? I'm very glad
to have you home, but...
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Why, thank you, sweetheart.
Sandwiches?
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All right, but would you mind
telling me what's going on?
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What are Larry
and the milkman
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and the TV man
doing here?
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Well, you know how I decided not
to go to work today? Mmm-hmm.
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The idea kind of caught on.
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That's strange.
Not at all.
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Now, darling, you know I have a very
important committee meeting this afternoon,
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so I'll need the living
room. Oh, that's right.
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Would you mind telling
the fellas? I will right now.
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Thank you. We'll move
the game out to the patio.
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Hmm.
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Hello, Mrs. Stephens.
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I'm Sarah Albright
and this is Mary Wheeler.
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Oh, do come in, and please,
call me Samantha.
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Thank you.
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Oh, what a lovely home
you have.
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Oh, that's my husband.
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He took the day off.
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Oh. How nice
that he can do that.
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Oh, you have the table
all set up for us. Good.
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We can get
right down to work.
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I can't tell you how much I've
been looking forward to this.
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Let me warn you.
Once you get involved,
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Lucille Dumont will see to
it that you're kept very busy
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with committee work.
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I like the feeling
of being useful.
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After all, our little daughter
will be using
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that playground
equipment someday.
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Hey, Sam, Darrin says
we need more sandwiches.
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Oh, hi, there, ladies.
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Tell Mr. Stephens that
I'm very busy at the moment.
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Right.
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Isn't that our milkman?
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I was wondering what
happened to him this morning.
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He's some sort of
self-made philosopher,
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he and my husband
got into a deep discussion.
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And I said
to Sgt. McGreevey,
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"Good-bye, Sarge.
When I get back,
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"I'm gonna tell the
keeper of the gorilla cage
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"to expect you."
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[TV repairman] That's funny. I said
the same thing to my sergeant.
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[Milkman] No kiddin'?
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That's what I said to mine!
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Isn't that a coincidence? I
said practically the same thing!
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You're putting me on!
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Look. I've got a very
short fuse, and it's burning!
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But Mr. Parkinson...
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I'm a very busy man, and
my time's worth a lot of money.
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I'm gonna send McMann and Tate a bill
for the half-hour I've been waiting...
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And in another five minutes,
I go on double time!
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I'll try to reach them
for you, Mr. Parkinson.
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You do that.
251
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,788
Well, how about
a raffle?
252
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,583
Let's say
50 cents a ticket?
253
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,960
That means we'd have to
sell 2,000 tickets.
254
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,379
What about 75 cents
a ticket?
255
00:13:58,421 --> 00:13:59,714
That sounds better.
256
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,050
Oh, excuse me.
257
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:05,386
I'll get it, honey.
Oh, thanks, sweetheart.
258
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,638
Let's see.
259
00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:11,059
Hello.
Oh, hi, Ms. Stewart.
260
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,020
Yeah, we're here.
261
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,813
[Darrin] Mr. Parkinson's there?
262
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,316
Well, I guess never
the twain shall meet.
263
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,737
It's Parkinson.
Oh, give him my regards.
264
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,406
Mmm-hmm.
Sure, I'll talk to him.
265
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,950
Hello, Parky.
How are ya?
266
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,370
Larry sends his regards.
267
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,206
Now, cool it, Parkinson.
268
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,416
[Darrin] Sure we have the layout.
The layouts are great. Excuse me.
269
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,920
But today just isn't the day for a
conference. The moon's out of whack
270
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:42,173
or the planets are in the
wrong quarter or something...
271
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,301
Darrin! Will you please
keep your voice down?
272
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:48,262
Oh, sorry, honey. Hey, Parky,
I can't talk to you anymore.
273
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,264
You're disturbing
my wife's committee meeting.
274
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:53,017
Honey, about those sandwiches...
Make them yourself.
275
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,103
Okay. Oh, no, never
mind. On second thought...
276
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,897
Just stay out of the house
and stay out of my way.
277
00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:00,274
But Sam, I can't eat
any more of that popcorn.
278
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:04,153
Well, I'm sorry, Larry, but them's
the conditions that prevail.
279
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,321
Oh!
280
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:16,040
Well, I'd be happy to take
the Maple Heights area.
281
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,251
I'm sure I can get
other women to volunteer.
282
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,962
That's a large area
to cover, Samantha.
283
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,755
Oh, well, it'll
give me a chance
284
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,090
to meet some of
my neighbors.
285
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,716
Also, it'll give me
an opportunity
286
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,343
to see some of the
houses from the inside
287
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,637
that I've been admiring
from the outside.
288
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:33,015
We all like to do that,
don't we?
289
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,189
Well, my goodness.
290
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:43,609
It's usually so quiet
around here.
291
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,153
Pardon me.
292
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,116
Where are they?
Who?
293
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,285
Those two idiots,
Tate and Stephens!
294
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,120
Well, if you're referring
to my husband
295
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,873
and his business associate,
they are in the back yard.
296
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,499
Well, they won't
be there long!
297
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,209
Now, just a minute!
298
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,795
Don't let me disturb
your meeting.
299
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,380
Mister...
300
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:08,843
Uh, that was Mr. Parkinson.
He's a very important client.
301
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,386
Now, look here, Tate!
302
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,346
Are you still in
the advertising business,
303
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,682
or are you starting
a retirement community?
304
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:19,103
Parkinson, would you
mind turning down your PA system?
305
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,522
My wife's having
a very important meeting.
306
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:26,194
This is an outrage! You have a
confirmed appointment with me!
307
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:30,364
Perhaps we should call off the
meeting and have it some other time.
308
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:34,452
No. No, no. I... I'm
sorry. Please, let's go on.
309
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:38,080
I chose your agency because I
thought you were responsible people!
310
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:41,375
I set
aside the whole day for you!
311
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:45,630
Well, you're through representing
Randolph Parkinson Jr.
312
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,256
As of now!
313
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,967
Hey!
314
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,930
Thanks. Thanks for
the lovely lunch.
315
00:16:55,765 --> 00:17:00,269
Instead of having just a routine
printing job done on the tickets,
316
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,772
I'll ask my husband to have
the advertising agency
317
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:06,234
design something different and
interesting and arrange for the printing.
318
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,278
Oh, that would be wonderful.
Do you think he'd do it?
319
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,240
I promise you he will.
320
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,454
Honestly?
321
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:27,255
Now, who is the untidy
little lady who parked her car
322
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,799
half on and half
off the curb, hmm?
323
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,759
Uh, do you happen to be
the little lady
324
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,970
who likes to live
so dangerously?
325
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,056
The gentleman is
in the back yard.
326
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,100
I look forward
to meeting him.
327
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:43,186
Well, go right on through,
Officer. Everybody else has.
328
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,443
I may just
break down and cry.
329
00:17:49,484 --> 00:17:54,490
And there we were, a bunch of GIs,
fresh from the Battle of the bulge,
330
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,784
when we spotted this
French mademoiselle
331
00:17:56,826 --> 00:18:00,413
washing her clothes
down by the river.
332
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,999
Who owns the sedan
parked out front?
333
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,959
Oh, I do, Officer.
334
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,046
Aw...
Thanks.
335
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,465
Here. Take care
of this, will you?
336
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:15,136
Client relations is
your department, Darrin.
337
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:18,347
Right.
338
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,020
Happy New Year!
339
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,439
Just what do you think
you're doing?
340
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:28,983
I think you're all crazy.
341
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,411
Deal me in.
342
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,881
This is really going
to be quite a job.
343
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,636
This is too much.
344
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,641
Now, look here...
345
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:05,311
Oh. Mrs. Dumont.
346
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,563
We were hoping
you'd come.
347
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,359
Well, ladies,
how are we coming along?
348
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:16,696
Well, we've come to...
349
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,324
Good gracious!
350
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,409
[Larry] Hey, there's
a chicken in here.
351
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:21,744
Is it dead?
352
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,413
Hey, you got
any bologna?
353
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,582
Excuse me.
354
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,001
What in the world?
355
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,920
Where's the bread?
Hey, you're all out of milk.
356
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,673
I got a truck full
of it.
357
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:34,715
Oh, hi.
358
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:35,840
Hi.
359
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,385
Hi, sweetheart.
360
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,719
Hi, Sam.
361
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,805
You want a sandwich, Sam?
362
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,348
How about that?
363
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:43,974
What?
364
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,976
You've got to get
rid of all these men.
365
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,105
Honey, they're just enjoying
themselves, forgetting their troubles.
366
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,148
Well, do they have to
forget them in our kitchen?
367
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,400
They're ruining my meeting.
368
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,902
I'm sorry, honey.
I really am.
369
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,362
We appreciated
the popcorn,
370
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,739
but we're hungry.
We're growing boys!
371
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,741
I didn't buy any popcorn.
372
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,743
Right there
in the big bowl.
373
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,119
Popcorn.
374
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,914
Fellas, fellas, we owe
the ladies an apology.
375
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,374
We've been ruining
their meeting.
376
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:11,127
Well, let's all go in
there and apologize.
377
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,130
We'll go and apologize,
sweetheart.
378
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,257
After you.
Thank you.
379
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,759
Oh, Darrin. Darrin!
380
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,219
Oh!
381
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,138
Mother.
382
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:26,350
Now, I know
you're here somewhere.
383
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:30,104
Mother, you take the spell
off that popcorn!
384
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,148
Mother!
385
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,321
You need $1,000
386
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,117
and you're going to bother
people with 75-cent tickets?
387
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,952
That's ridiculous!
388
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,537
That's the way
we've always done it.
389
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,123
Well, forget it. We'll
get you the money, huh?
390
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:52,126
Right. Ladies, I
think it's time we left.
391
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:54,044
No, you don't.
You sit right down
392
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,254
and we'll show you
how it's done.
393
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,089
Yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes.
394
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,675
For a charming woman
like you, madam,
395
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,177
the world!
396
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,346
All right, men.
Line up by the phone.
397
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,140
Here we go.
Let's go, Larry.
398
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:09,560
Speaking for myself,
this is just a waste of time.
399
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,979
Maybe we should
reconsider the, uh,
400
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,981
composition
of this committee.
401
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,691
Popcorn, ladies, please?
402
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,734
Ooh, thank you.
403
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,653
How nice.
Thank you.
404
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:20,863
Mmm...
405
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,157
Hello, Joe?
Randolph Parkinson.
406
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:26,827
Some ladies are raising money for
playground equipment in the park.
407
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:31,457
I got you down
for $100. Good!
408
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,417
Good!
409
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,669
Look, I've seen you spend
more than that
410
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,255
at the country club bar
in an afternoon!
411
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,174
Fifty dollars,
you're down for.
412
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:44,136
Oh, listen, and put the
bite on Les, Jimmy, and Al.
413
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:48,641
Stop crying, Jerry.
414
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,643
You live in the community,
don't you?
415
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:51,727
And you've got a kid.
416
00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:54,355
Loosen up.
You can't take it with you.
417
00:21:56,482 --> 00:22:00,069
Scratch my back and I'll
scratch yours, Mr. Wagoner.
418
00:22:00,109 --> 00:22:02,530
Send in that donation
to the ladies
419
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:05,366
and I'll double
my cottage cheese quota.
420
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:06,700
Fair?
421
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,579
Isn't he cute?
422
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:14,166
Sergeant, the playground's
in this precinct,
423
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,377
and it'll keep the kids
off the street.
424
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:22,424
Well, that's very generous
of you, Mr. Andrews.
425
00:22:22,465 --> 00:22:24,885
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
426
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:27,054
We made it.
Come on, men.
427
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,430
There you are, ladies.
428
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:31,642
You'll have over $1,500
sometime tomorrow.
429
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,269
You oversubscribed.
430
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,229
We're grateful.
431
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:39,942
I must say I've enjoyed sitting here
and eating this marvelous popcorn.
432
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:43,571
But I'm kind of sorry we shan't
need our committee anymore.
433
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:46,073
So am I.
Thank you very much.
434
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:47,741
Well, not at all.
Not at all.
435
00:22:47,782 --> 00:22:51,287
Well, ladies, would you
like some cottage cheese?
436
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:57,209
Chocolate milk for you.
Fresh milk for you.
437
00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:58,794
And non-fat.
Non-fat.
438
00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:00,504
And cottage
cheese for you.
439
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:03,840
All right, Mother. Come out,
come out, wherever you are.
440
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,593
You called me, dear?
441
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,970
All right, Mother. You've
had your jollies for the day.
442
00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:11,140
You've had your laugh. Now,
please, take that spell off.
443
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:14,435
Anything to please
my little love.
444
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:16,436
Women and children first.
445
00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:17,271
Good.
446
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,731
We'll have a party!
447
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,065
Oh!
448
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:22,526
I'm half an hour late
for my next meeting.
449
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,320
Oh, I have a roast
in the oven!
450
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,113
I have to pick up Bobby.
451
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:33,369
Good-bye.
452
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,962
Tate. Tate!
453
00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:43,631
Now, where are my layouts?
454
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:46,383
Fun's fun and all that,
but business is business!
455
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,302
Right, right.
You're perfectly right.
456
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:50,971
Darrin, what are you doing here?
You should be at the office.
457
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,388
I'm on my way, Larry.
458
00:23:52,388 --> 00:23:53,849
Would you please get your
truck out of my driveway?
459
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,893
Yes, sir, Mr. Stephens.
Hey, would you please buy
460
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:58,771
a couple of quarts of cottage
cheese from me, huh, please?
461
00:23:58,811 --> 00:24:00,981
Stop bugging me! I got
a million calls to make!
462
00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:02,191
I can't even
finish lunch!
463
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,693
Out of my way!
Just a moment!
464
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,906
Little souvenir for ya.
Huh?
465
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,032
Oh, thanks.
Here.
466
00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:13,535
Darrin,
you're client relations.
467
00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:23,337
Bye, darling.
468
00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:25,339
It was a very
relaxing morning.
469
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,049
I'll do this more often.
470
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,595
I hope not.
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