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Oh, Tabatha,
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your daddy is going to be
awfully proud
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of you this evening.
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Imagine.
Pointing at your age.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Hi, darling.
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Hello, Tabatha.
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Did you have
a nice day today?
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Well, we had
a very important day today.
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Darling, you have
a most unusual daughter.
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Well, what makes
you say that?
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Well, not many little girls
can do what she did at her age.
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Well, what did she do
that was so unusual?
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She pointed at that lamp.
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Well, what did it do?
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What?
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The lamp.
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Well, lamps don't do anything.
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But she pointed at it.
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Oh, Darrin, this has nothing
to do with witchcraft.
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She simply pointed
at the lamp.
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I thought you'd be pleased.
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I am pleased.
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And very relieved.
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Well, all right.
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I'll go and fix dinner,
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and you hang on to her
for a while, huh?
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Okay.
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Sweetheart, I apologize
for accusing you
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of having any hocus-pocus
with that there lamp.
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Sam! Sam!
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What's the matter?
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Honey, it must've been
a delayed reaction.
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The lamp-- It-- It went--
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The lamp-- It went
on by itself.
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Oh, Darrin.
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Well, then how do you
explain how it went on?
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Well, I can't exactly explain
it technically.
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It's a big mystery to me too.
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It is?
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Yes.
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But as I walked out
of the room,
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I flicked this switch right here
and the light went on.
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Oh, is that all?
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Is that all?
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Well, I think that's remarkable.
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Look.
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Off.
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On.
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Now, that's what I call magic.
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Well, have you recovered from
the marvels of electricity yet?
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Thank you.
And don't rub it in.
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Anything else happen today?
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No--
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Oh, I forgot to tell you.
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Gladys Kravitz telephoned.
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She wants us to come over
and watch television.
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How come?
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W-well, it's kind of
a special occasion.
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You remember
Gladys' brother, Louis?
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How could I ever forget
Louis Gruber,
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The chicken fiddler.
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Well, he isn't chicken anymore.
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He's played a number of concerts
and tonight he's making
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his debut
on national television.
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He owes it all to you, Sam.
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All he needed was
a little confidence.
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Well, you sure gave
it to him.
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Yeah, much against
your wishes as I recall.
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You were pregnant
at the time.
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And you didn't want me
overexerting my nose?
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No.
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Well, let's just hope this
evening is not as disastrous
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as the last time
we visited the Kravitzes.
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That was a bit of
a fiasco, wasn't it?
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It all started with
the banana cake, as I remember.
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Honey, do I really
have to wear a tie?
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Yes, you have to wear a tie.
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And hurry up.
We'll be late.
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I could be about three days
late for this thing.
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We'll probably sit
around all night
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listening to him
play the violin.
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I hope he does play.
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He's supposed to be
very talented.
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Mrs. Kravitz said so.
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Well, what do you expect
Mrs. Kravitz to say
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about her own brother?
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You should hear
what Mr. Kravitz said.
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Oh, that reminds me.
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I promised to take a banana
cake over for dessert.
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Why?
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Well, evidently
Louis is a big eater.
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Besides, I know you like
my banana cake
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better than Mrs. Kravtiz's.
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Well, at least you peel
the bananas.
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It looks marvelous.
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What recipe did you use?
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Oh, it was one of those
instant mixes.
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Hello, neighbors.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Louis will be down
in a minute.
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I can't wait.
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Oh, please, please,
sit down. Sit down.
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Louis said that
if he's in the mood,
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he'll play for us tonight.
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Oh, that's marvelous.
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And if she's in the mood,
she'll dance.
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Go ahead,
get your tambourine.
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Abner, Louis is only here
once a year.
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Like locusts.
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It's only a stopover.
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He's going on tour very soon.
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On tour of relatives.
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He goes from one to the other,
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with an open hand
and open mouth.
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He happens to be
a brilliant violinist.
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"A genius
of the first magnitude."
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Buffalo Daily Record.
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Oh.
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Ask her if he works.
Go ahead, ask her.
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He's just between
engagements.
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Twenty six years
between engagements.
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He should go out
and get a job.
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He can't get an ordinary job.
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Uh, he'd hurt his hands.
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Then let him take
a job with his feet.
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Maybe we should come back
some other time.
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Why?
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It won't get any better.
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Oh, good evening.
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Oh, good, you brought the cake.
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This is my brother,
Louis Gruber.
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Mr. and Mrs. Stephens.
Hello.
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How do you do?
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Uh, easy.
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Thank you.
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Mrs. Kravitz said you were
about to go on tour.
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Uh, yes.
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I, uh, I had been giving
it some thought.
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I think that's wonderful.
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When would it be?
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One doesn't measure
these things by time.
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He measures them
by free meals.
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Mrs. Kravitz was saying
you were only 9 years old
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when you played
in Carnegie Hall.
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Please, don't mention Carnegie.
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That was my
last performance.
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Ohh!
And what a performance.
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Sounds interesting.
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Full house, standing room.
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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I wouldn't talk about it either
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if my knickers fell down.
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Three encores he got.
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Gladys, he's doing it again.
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Abner!
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I was telling the truth.
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Gladys... let's eat.
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Louis wants to eat.
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Let's eat.
Are you ready to eat?
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Come on, let's everybody eat.
Shall we eat?
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Come on, let's eat.
Louis, ready to eat?
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You wanna see a great artist.
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That's where he does
his best work.
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During his career,
Louis met very important people.
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Kings, queens, dukes, dictators.
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Yup.
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Those were the days.
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It's not easy reaching
your prime when you're 9.
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But what about your new tour?
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Won't be the same.
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No, there are certain things
in life that happen only once
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and then... gone forever.
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Like that meatloaf.
Did you see it go?
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Abner, Louis is talking.
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At least he's not eating.
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Louis, I'm sure you'll be
a success again.
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I don't think people have
forgotten you.
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How could they?
His knickers fell down.
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Well, Sam's right.
A man with your talent
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shouldn't have any trouble.
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Talent?
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What's the meaning of talent?
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Who's got talent now?
Who?
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Well, uh, Heifetz.
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Ha!
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He plays with his thumbs.
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Heifetz?
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He's brilliant.
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He should play the square dance.
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Well, what about Isaac Stern?
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Plays a pizzicato
like I pick my teeth.
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Well, then, why are
these men on top?
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Politics.
It's who you know.
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It's knowing people.
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You know how Stern got
where he is today?
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He knew Heifetz.
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They must've had
some talent.
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Talent, yes.
Genius, no.
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That's why they're afraid of me.
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I've got genius.
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"A rising genius
on the concert horizon."
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St. Louis Herald.
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They're all against me.
It's common knowledge.
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Well, Louis if you're as good
as you say you are, then--
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You don't think
I can play, do you?
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Well, I didn't say that--
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Say it.
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I'm a fraud.
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You're a fraud.
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Darrin, please.
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It doesn't really matter.
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I know I'm a genius.
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"A born virtuoso."
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Arturo Toscanini.
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"Born eater."
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Abner Kravitz.
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I am a proven artist.
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Three world tours,
two gold records--
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One snapshot.
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Your little knickers
on the floor.
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Laugh, clown, laugh.
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But I'll have the last laugh.
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Abner!
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How could you do that?
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You know he's so sensitive.
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Sensitive?
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He's scared stiff.
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Ever since the knickers, he can't
play in front of an audience.
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That's not true.
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It's Heifetz and Stern
and the rest of the crowd.
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They won't give him a chance.
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I still think if he has
that much talent, he should--
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Now, watch this.
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Bravo!
Oh, my!
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Oh!
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I don't believe it.
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He was extraordinary.
Wasn't he?
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No, not that.
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He's gonna miss dessert.
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And you thought it was gonna
be a dull evening.
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Well, I don't know who gave
the better performance,
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Louise or Mr. Kravitz.
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It's too bad he hasn't had
a chance to play.
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Well, you heard what Abner said.
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He's scared.
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And I'm inclined
to agree with him.
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All he needs
is a little push.
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Well, if he stays with Abner,
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he'll get it,
right out the window.
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Louis could play at the
hospital benefit, Saturday.
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Sam, don't--
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There'll be a big crowd,
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lots of important people.
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Might be good
for his confidence.
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Sam, you're a housewife,
not Sol Hurok.
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I could call
the entertainment committee.
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It wouldn't be any trouble.
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Sam, stay out of it, please.
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Louis needs a chance.
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The hospital needs money.
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It's a perfect plan.
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So was Custer's.
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You're still at it?
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You know I have to practice.
266
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,187
Since 5:00 this morning?
267
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,064
When am I gonna get
some peace and quiet?
268
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,941
Abner, let him alone.
He's practicing.
269
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:13,942
Go for a walk.
270
00:12:13,982 --> 00:12:15,193
I've been for a walk seven times
271
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,694
around the block already.
272
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,030
The neighbors think I'm, uh--
I'm, uh-- I'm a peddler.
273
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:22,033
I cannot practice in
this atmosphere. Good.
274
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:25,285
Abner, if he stops practicing,
he'll lose his touch.
275
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:28,331
If he doesn't stop,
he'll lose his teeth.
276
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:32,794
So you want to hit
someone, huh?
277
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,712
Well, then hit!
Hit, hit, hit, hit.
278
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:37,799
The feet, the feet,
watch the feet.
279
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,886
Gladys think of
what you're doing.
280
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,389
You've been protecting
him all your life.
281
00:12:44,429 --> 00:12:45,974
You've treated him
like a baby.
282
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,850
That's why he can't
get a job.
283
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,434
A big baby!
284
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:50,727
I've tried to get jobs,
285
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,563
dozens of them,
but they won't have me.
286
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,690
What about Philadelphia?
287
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,900
That wasn't my fault.
I was sick.
288
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,402
Sick?
Ha!
289
00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,195
You were afraid!
290
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,405
He was sick.
291
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,323
You know he had fever.
He was white.
292
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:03,950
He was yellow!
293
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,159
He chickened out!
294
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,578
He's the chicken fiddler.
295
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,291
I don't have to take this.
296
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,250
I'm leaving.
297
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,626
Good!
298
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,422
Only the room.
299
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,173
Louis, please.
300
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,967
Stay here and practice.
301
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,135
For how long?
302
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:23,720
Another hour.
303
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,264
Abner, he's got to perfect
his technique.
304
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,807
Keep his fingers in shape.
305
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:30,559
Why, we're having
hot biscuits again?
306
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:33,021
You'll be proud of me
one day.
307
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,314
When I'm back at Carnegie Hall
308
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,274
and I have the whole world
at my feet.
309
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,775
That's better than
your knickers.
310
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,320
[Gladys] Come in.
311
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,447
Hi, I've got great news.
312
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,655
I've arranged everything.
313
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,283
Louis, you're gonna
give a concert.
314
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,576
A c-concert?
315
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,203
Yes, Saturday matinee,
the Hospital Benefit.
316
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,330
Is there an audience?
317
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,539
Oh, yes.
It'll be a sellout.
318
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:53,499
At least 500 people.
319
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,835
Five hundred people!
320
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,839
Oh!
321
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,638
I know you're trying to help,
Mrs. Stephens,
322
00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:10,433
but you've gotta get
Louis out of this.
323
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,809
I-- I can't.
324
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:14,479
The programs are printed,
and the tickets are sold.
325
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,480
Tell him that.
326
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,522
I did.
327
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,524
He fainted again.
328
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:22,445
Now, Mrs. Kravitz, I know this
will be the best thing for him.
329
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,490
He's been ready for 26 years.
330
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,075
He's a big boy now.
331
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,786
He's gonna have to
face himself some time.
332
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,662
What am I gonna do?
333
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,873
You won't have to do a thing.
334
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,917
Just leave him to me.
I'll get him to play.
335
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:39,212
My baby brother,
growing up so fast.
336
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,005
Hi, Mrs. Kravitz.
337
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,883
Soon he'll be going out
with girls.
338
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:47,553
Oh, how soon we lose them.
339
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,139
What's wrong with her?
340
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:54,519
Oh, she's just worried about
Louis and the concert.
341
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,523
Sam, what are you getting
involved in this for?
342
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,650
Well, I am kind of
responsible.
343
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,443
I got him into it.
344
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,738
Besides, he's a great violinist.
And he should be heard.
345
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,532
Poor, Gladys.
346
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,950
Poor Gladys? Poor Abner.
347
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,536
Putting up with
all that practicing.
348
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,704
Well, uh, don't worry.
349
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,624
Abner won't be bothered
by that anymore.
350
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,251
Why?
351
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,546
Because Louis is gonna
do his practicing here.
352
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,177
Louis Gruber does not
play benefits.
353
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,471
Why not?
Everybody else does.
354
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:31,764
It's all wrong.
355
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,599
I don't know why I came here
in the first place.
356
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,935
Because I made
beef stroganoff.
357
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,562
Good. Let's eat.
358
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,980
Practice first.
359
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,190
You're going to have to play
for your supper tonight.
360
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,901
Tonight, yes.
Tomorrow, no.
361
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:48,030
Now, Louis, what happened with
your knickers at Carnegie Hall--
362
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,533
Well, it's all over
and done with.
363
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,201
Now, no more excuses.
364
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,954
The concert
is tomorrow afternoon.
365
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,748
I can't. I can't.
366
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,667
Oh! Oh, but, now, Louis.
367
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,919
Louis, you were
doing beautifully.
368
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:05,840
No, no, it's true
what they say about me.
369
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,925
I am afraid.
370
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,470
I am a coward.
371
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,181
I am a chicken fiddler!
372
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,017
Practice.
373
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,435
What's for dinner?
374
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,769
Never mind.
375
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,396
Start playing.
376
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,565
Start playing.
377
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:52,136
What must be done...
must be done!
378
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,191
Blast!
379
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,531
What is this?
380
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,084
What kind of varnish
are you wearing?
381
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,443
Good, good. I'm glad to
see you're still practicing.
382
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,701
What got into you?
383
00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,161
You see that?
384
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:02,999
Soup!
385
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,375
Gladys made it herself.
386
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,377
Chicken noodle
for the chicken fiddler.
387
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:10,381
Now, Mr. Kravitz,
Louis is doing just fine.
388
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,759
Look at him. I should
have brought a funnel.
389
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,929
You go and tell Mrs. Kravitz
everything's gonna be okay.
390
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,599
Why? Has the
benefit been canceled?
391
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,933
No.
392
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,561
You be ready at 1 :30.
We'll pick you up.
393
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,729
All right.
394
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,981
Well, for the benefit
of the benefit, I hope he--
395
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,525
Oh, no!
396
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:43,372
He did it!
He did it! He did it!
397
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:48,586
Louis, please, believe me,
I'm sorry.
398
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,421
Mrs. Stephens,
it was an accident.
399
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,049
It's perfectly all right.
Don't worry about it.
400
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,259
Now, I won't have to play
that benefit tomorrow.
401
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,886
And I really wanted to.
402
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,012
What can we do?
403
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,722
Cancel the benefit.
404
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:01,182
No, no.
405
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,225
I have another violin
in the house.
406
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,648
Well, I just can't play
any old violin.
407
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,116
Good.
408
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,999
I think it's
a pretty good one.
409
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,669
It's not as good
as a handmade Dimkis.
410
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,758
Stradivarius!
411
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,931
Gladys said she was bringing
him right over.
412
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,141
I shouldn't have let him
out of my sight.
413
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,851
Well, he's only got
15 minutes.
414
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,979
Oh, he'll be here. He knows they're
gonna have cake after the show.
415
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,606
Maybe I should call
and find out--
416
00:19:54,859 --> 00:19:56,821
It wasn't my fault!
417
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,656
I couldn't do anything!
418
00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,824
What happened?
419
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,951
I couldn't stop him!
420
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,119
Gladys, what happened?
421
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,372
Louis is gone!
422
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,289
What?
423
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,000
He said he was going
for a paper.
424
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,711
A paper?
Where?
425
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,505
Philadelphia!
426
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,215
The chicken fiddler
strikes again.
427
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:20,302
He took a cab
to the airport.
428
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,972
Cab?
Who paid?
429
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,433
Oh, I knew this would happen.
430
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,316
We'll get him back.
431
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:46,412
Honey, he's only got
six minutes.
432
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,833
I guess we better call
the whole thing off.
433
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,542
No, I think we should wait
a couple of minutes.
434
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,670
I have a feeling he'll be here.
435
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,803
Hey, what's going on here?
436
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:03,846
I don't know.
437
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,181
Ask the cab.
438
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,604
I gotta get out of here.
439
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,734
Louis!
440
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:23,782
I'll get him!
441
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:33,667
Louis, come back.
That only works in the movies.
442
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,421
He went down in the manhole.
443
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,090
We've got to do something.
444
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,175
I know what I'd like to do.
445
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,259
Put the cover on it.
446
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,386
We'll never get him now.
447
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,806
Oh, yes, we will.
448
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,441
Ready, Louis?
449
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,777
I was just going for a paper.
450
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,320
In the sewer?
451
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:04,281
My baby!
My poor baby!
452
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:07,284
That poor baby cost me 7
and a half bucks for a cab.
453
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,036
Come on, Louis.
No.
454
00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:10,079
Come on.
No.
455
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:11,080
Here you go, Louis.
456
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,791
No, no, no!
457
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:14,834
And this one.
458
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,460
No, no.
459
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,772
My poor baby!
What's he doing?
460
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,359
I think he's praying.
461
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,444
No!
462
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:45,155
I think he's crying.
463
00:22:45,196 --> 00:22:48,367
Louis. Louis!
464
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:11,891
Sam, is that you
or him playing?
465
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:13,726
Oh, I just got him started.
466
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:24,069
Attaboy, Louis!
467
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,321
Play like you eat.
468
00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:41,086
I can't believe it.
469
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,088
I just can't believe it.
470
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,215
Louis on a big TV show.
471
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,342
That's nothing.
472
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:48,552
He has so many concerts
after this.
473
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,679
Well, Sam, he owes it
all to you.
474
00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:52,640
[Gladys] That's right, Mrs. Stephens.
475
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,892
That benefit gave him
the confidence.
476
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:58,561
No, no. He has the talent.
I just got him started.
477
00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:00,064
And now,
ladies and gentlemen.
478
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:03,275
The world-famous violinist,
Louis Gruber.
479
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:06,111
Oh, doesn't he look handsome?
480
00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,364
Except for the chicken soup
on his lapel.
481
00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:09,657
Shhhh!
482
00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:25,381
Oh, my stars!
483
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:27,215
The knickers routine again.
484
00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:29,343
This time, coast-to-coast.
485
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:31,428
Well, Sam, when's
the next benefit?
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