All language subtitles for Bewitched.S02E37.The.Girl.with.the.Golden.Nose.Imprint.Black.and.White.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track4_[eng]

Morning, sweetheart.
Hi.

Still in love with that coat?

What coat?

It's been open to that same page
for the last three days.

Oh, that's
the center page.

It opens
there naturally.

Mm-hmm.

How long for
the pancakes?

Oh, just
a few minutes.

Well...

I'll finish getting dressed.

Oh...

Mother?

Mother, I can't wear this coat.

Yes, you're right,
Samantha.

The color isn't
very becoming to you.

Oh, that's perfect.

Tsk, Mother.

I know, I know.

I don't understand,
but I know.

I will have a mink coat
when Darrin can afford it,

and not before.

Well, by the time Darwin
can afford a mink,

mink will be extinct.

Now, be honest with yourself,
Samantha.

Wouldn't you adore
to have that coat?

Well...

Wear it in good health.

Mother!

You take back this coat!

Hi.
Hi.

You know, it's crazy,
but I've been looking

at that picture of that
mink coat for so long,

I could've sworn you
were just wearing one.

Darrin?

Would you like to tell me
what's bothering you?

I don't know, honey. I--

I don't seem to be
getting anywhere.

I mean, I've been doing
pretty much the same job

for the last three years,
and what have I accomplished?

Sweetheart, I think you've
accomplished a great deal.

Like what?

Well, look around you.

We're not exactly
starving, you know.

Well, honey, I know we have
most of the things we need,

but just having the things
you need isn't everything.

I mean...

I'd like to buy you some of
the things that you haven't got.

I've got you.

That's the only thing
I really want.

What about that fur coat?

Oh, Darrin, I haven't
heard you talk this way before.

Do you remember the new account
I was telling you about?

Water house and Company?

The one the agency's
been trying to get for years?

Yes.

Oh, don't tell me you lost it.

No, we got it all right.

The trouble is,
I will not be handling it.

Well, did you talk to Larry?

Larry is the one
who told me about it.

Well, I know how you feel.

But maybe--

Well, maybe you're just
in too much of a hurry

to get to the top.

Remember, you're still young.

I'm young all right,
but I won't always be young.

If that's Larry,
tell him I'm on my way.

Hello.

Oh, hi, Louise.

Yeah, sure I'd like
to hear some good news.

Larry told you wh--?

Darrin's got
the Waterhouse account?

Oh, I can't wait to tell him.

Oh, well, all right.

If Larry wants to tell him
himself, I understand.

I won't say a word.

It won't be easy,
but I promise.

Oh--

Oh, I'd love to.

Yes, I'll do some shopping,

and then I'll meet you
for lunch.

Okay. Bye.

Who was it, honey?

Louise.

What are you
so happy about?

She wants me to meet
her for lunch.

Oh, boy.

Some life I've given you.

What do you mean?

A little thing like
going out to lunch,

and you're ecstatic.

I'm easy to please.

Now, I'll just go change,

and then I'll drive you
to the office.

Well, honey, I'm a little late.

Mm! Only take a minute.

Darrin.

Larry, I want to speak to you
about the Waterhouse account.

Ah. That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.

Well, I'm talking to you
about it first.

Do you remember the
Hoffsteddler-Douglas account?

Yes, but--
Before I took over,

Hoffsteddler hadn't spoken
to Douglas in over 30 years.

You did a fine job
there, Darrin. Yes, I did!

And let's not overlook the
Michael Sales Company account.

Before I took charge, they
couldn't give away ice water

in the middle
of the Mojave Desert.

A memorable job.

Yes, it was.

And don't change the subject.

Then there was
the Pender Drug account,

and Sheridan Cement.

All first class.

And all the others.

I haven't thought about
hours or days off.

I've proved my loyalty,

and it's about time
you gave me

an unqualified vote
of confidence.

Now, Larry, either I get
that Waterhouse account,

or you get yourself
a new boy.

You got it.

I mean it, Larry!

I've got
the Waterhouse account?

That's what I wanted to tell you
when you came in.

Yesterday y-you said
I couldn't have the account

because I was
too immature.

What did I do,
age overnight?

I just thought it over, and this
morning I changed my mind.

And, Darrin, I know
you'll do a great job.

Good luck.

Well, thanks, Larry.
You won't be sorry.

I still don't get it.

What made you change
your mind?

Oh, it's the boss' prerogative.

I'll buy that.

Boy, I can't wait to tell Sam.

Oh, I was tempted
to tell her myself,

but I knew that
you wanted that pleasure.

Oh, yeah.

When--? When did you
see Samantha?

Oh, just now.
Down in the parking lot.

There's a great little wife
you've got there, Darrin.

Has your every interest
at heart.

She sure has.

She's got more confidence
in me than I have in my--

Uh, Larry, you, uh,
stopped and spoke to her?

We chatted awhile.

You chatted awhile.

Yes.

Larry, I resign from
the Waterhouse account.

You--You resign?

What are you talking about?

I will not accept any job
that my wife got for me.

Darrin, you got this job because
you're the best man for it.

That's not the point. Any
success I make in this business,

I'm going to make on my own,
or not at all.

Samantha!

Now, you listen to me.

I have had it with
your magic and spells.

Now be quiet.
I'm not finished yet!

I've had it up to here
with all your witchcraft,

turning me into a werewolf,
into a chimpanzee--

I'm not through yet, Sam.

And just to prove
that I have had it,

I am going to blow
this account!

Do you hear me? I'm
going to blow the account!

What do you think
of that?

Is this 555-7328?

Look, I'll have
to make this fast.

Mr. Waterhouse is outside.

But before you meet him,
I want to brief you on--

I don't need any
briefing, Larry.

Darrin, Waterhouse
is a very conservative man.

He's been making
thumbtacks since 1888,

and he doesn't go for
this modern hoopla.

I don't know why he decided
to change agencies

and come with us,

but take a tip from me and play
it sincere and conservative, hm?

Uh-huh.

Betty, would you please ask
Mr. Waterhouse to come in here?

Larry, you just leave
everything to me.

Ha, ha.

Well, if it isn't
ol' J.P. Waterhouse,

Thumbtack King of America.

Stephens is my name,
and advertising is my game.

Lay it on me, baby!

Stephens?

Is that the name of the man
who's handling my account?

Uh, yes, Mr. Waterhouse.

This is Darrin-- You bet your
bottom dollar I'm your boy.

But time's a-wasting.

Let's get down
to brass tacks!

Brass tacks!
Ha, ha!

I got a million of 'em.

All levity aside, Porterhouse.

Now, I've been looking at your
advertising, and believe me,

some of your ideas
went out with hoop skirts.

I mean, it's "Hey you,
kid with a wow-wow brush!"

Uh, what Darrin means,
Mr. Waterhouse, is that, uh,

some of your ideas could be
brought into better focus--

Oh, no, no, Larry.

Larry, that isn't
what I mean at all.

What I mean is,
Waterhose, baby,

you gotta get with it.

I mean, that TV
commercial of yours

where the executive comes in,

and he puts the poster
up on the wall,

and hm, hm, hm, hm...

Oh, that has got to go!

But, say,

what if you should take
a, mm, cute little secretary,

and she comes into
the boss' office,

and she's putting thumbtacks
in the boss' drawer,

and one of those thumbtacks,
it drops on the boss' chair.

The boss comes in,
and he sits down.

Ah-hoo-hee!

That'll bring the TV viewer
right out of his chair.

Bring the boss
out of his chair too.

That's enough, Darrin! Hold
it, Tate. I'll talk to this boy.

Young man, you might
as well know it now.

I don't like you.

I don't like your manner,
I don't like your style

I don't like your attitude.

But I do like your ideas.

Stephens, I'm putting next year's
entire campaign in your hands.

You are.

Yes.

We've been advertising
the same way for 30 years.

It's not working anymore.

That's why
I changed agencies,

decided we have to
keep things up to date.

Get to work
on that campaign right away.

And, uh, remember
one thing, gentlemen,

Waterhouse is my name,
and thumbtacks is my game.

He wants me.

Darrin...

you must have somebody
watching over you.

Larry, I just learned something.

When a man can't lose,
he can't win.

Where are you going?

To a bar,
to drown my sorrows.

Drown your sorrows?

You just landed a big account.

Well, let's just say
I'm a sore winner!

Yeah, you came to the right guy
for advice, Darrin.

I'm an expert.

I know everything
about marriage.

That's why I'm still single.

I don't get it.

I'm married to a girl

who can have anything in the
whole world, yet she chose me.

Now, you take my brother.

He's had four years
of happy marriage.

The trouble is,
he's been married for 16.

Hm.

She must love me.

Gave up everything for me.

But obviously she misses
all those luxuries.

Who can blame her?

It all boils down
to the old question.

Is there a life after marriage?

She just didn't want
to hurt my pride.

Wants me to think
that I'm the breadwinner.

Pretty soon romance goes.

And as the song says,

women get weary wearing
the same shabby dress.

Well, then, that's the time

to go out and buy her
another shabby dress.

That's why she's doing
it this way,

instead of just wapping up
a million dollars.

I guess I have
been selfish,

forcing her to give up her
witchhood, live on my salary.

Poor little witch.

You see, the thing to do

is to try to keep the magic
in your marriage.

Guess I'll just have
to go along with her.

She's been
a great wife.

Be my way
of saying thanks.

Oh, listen, you're welcome.

Anytime, Darrin, old boy.

Anytime.

Oh, Darrin!

Oh, it's--
It's beautiful!

Well, you shouldn't have.

Oh, but I'm glad you did.

Well, I can afford it.

Because you got
the Waterhouse account?

You guessed I would, huh?

Well, you deserve it!

Mmm!

It's beautiful.

You like my gift, huh?

Well, Darrin,
you know what they say.

It isn't the gift,
it's the thought that counts.

Oh, yes, of course
I like it.

Sam, you could've wapped up
a mink coat anytime you wanted.

Oh, darling, the important thing
is that you gave it to me.

I guess I shouldn't have worried
about getting that account.

After all, you said you had
a strong feeling about it.

I have a strong feeling
about you too.

Sam, what if I hadn't
gotten the account?

Oh, Darrin, I'd feel the same
way if you were a total failure.

But you're not,
you're a success.

And you're going to be
an even bigger success.

That's love.

That's confidence.

Well, how about a drink?

Honey, did you ever hear
that old saying,

"Behind every successful man,
there's a woman"?

Mm? Does seem to ring a bell.

Well, they ain't
seen nothing yet.

Huh?

Suddenly I have a tremendous
feeling of power.

Why?

Because nobody ever had
a woman like you behind them.

Oh.

Thank you.

Wow! Sweetheart, you better
take your umbrella.

I'm sure it'll stop raining
in a few minutes.

Well, it's raining
awfully hard!

What makes you think so?
Because I want it to.

What?

I mean, I feel it will.

Oh. Ha. Have a good day.

I know I will.

My, you are Mr. Confidence
this morning.

I'm on a winning streak.

Darrin, it stopped.

Maybe you are
on a winning streak.

Honey, there's an old
gambler's expression.

When you're on
a winning streak, ride it.

I'll see you tonight.

Oh.

"I hope the above suggestions
meet with your approval,

"and I anxiously
await your reply.

Yours very truly,
et cetera, et cetera."

Larry, it's a great day.

I bet if we left right now,

we could be on
the old golf course by noon.

Golf?
You out of your mind?

You better start thinking
about that Waterhouse account.

I don't need to.
I'm on a lucky streak.

Everything I do seems
to turn out all right.

Yeah? Well, I've yet to see
luck replace hard work.

Well, this is a very
special lucky streak.

Oh, come off it, Darrin. There's
no such thing as a lucky streak.

You want me to prove it?

Let's see.

Betty...

would you mind telling me
where you were born?

Why, Minneapolis.

I bet you weren't.

I beg your pardon?

I said, I bet you weren't
born in Minneapolis.

Mr. Stephens, it's right
on my birth certificate.

[Darrin] Why don't you call up
your mother now and find out?

Darrin,
you're being ridiculous.

Would you like
to bet me $10?

Make it $25.

Good.

Betty, call your mother.

I know
I was born in--

Come on, Betty.

Sit down. Use my phone.

There is no such thing
as a lucky streak.

Go on, Betty.

Hello, Mom.
How are you?

Fine.

Mother, I have
to ask you something

that you might find
a little strange.

I was born in Minneapolis,
wasn't I?

What?

Where?

Why?

A-are you sure?

Mom, I know you were there too.

No, I-- I'm not distrusting
your word, Mother, I...

Bye.

Well?

I was born in Saint Paul.

Well, what about
your birth certificate?

It's wrong.

I was born while Mother
was visiting in Saint Paul,

but the family doctor
was from Minneapolis,

and that's where
he registered my birth.

Twenty-five dollars, Larry.

Mm.

Mr. Tate, if it's
all right with you,

I think I need
my lunch break now.

You go right ahead, Betty.

Betty, better take
your umbrella.

It's going to rain.

Rain! Come off it, Darrin.

There isn't a cloud in the sky.

Mr. Tate, if it's
all the same to you,

I'll take the umbrella.

Good girl.

Now, if you can get your mind

off your lucky streak
for a moment,

I want to tell you
that the first layout

for the Waterhouse account
has to be ready by the 15th.

And if I were you...

I'd get started on it
right away,

and not trust to luck.

I'll tell you, Sam.
I'm worried about him.

I thought I better tell you
before he got home.

Tell me what?

Well, he's suddenly
convinced himself

that he's infallible.

He's been going around
making the craziest bets.

He thinks he has
some sort of strange power.

Well, that doesn't
sound like Darrin.

Larry, are you sure
you're not exaggerating?

Sam, he just wanted to bet me

that he could make the sun
come out at midnight.

You're not exaggerating.

Uh, when did all this start?

Well, I first noticed him
behaving strangely

when I told him he had
the Waterhouse account.

He shouted something about not
having his life run by his wife.

Sam, you don't think
he's on the verge

of a nervous breakdown, do you?

No. No, no, Larry.

I don't think that's
what he's on the verge of.

Then why is he acting
as if he had a charmed life?

Well, I wouldn't worry
about it if I were you.

I'm sure by tomorrow
he'll be back to normal.

Bye.

He didn't even ask me
if I'd used witchcraft.

He tried me, judged me
and sentenced me

without even giving me
a chance to defend myself.

Oh, it reminds me
of the old days in Salem.

As a matter of fact,
he even looks like the judge

who sentenced your poor old
Aunt Agnes to the stake.

Oh, Mother.
How could he doubt me?

How could he think he'd gotten
that job through witchcraft?

Well, please give him credit
for having the sense to realize

that he didn't get it
because of his brains.

There's only one thing to do.

Teach him a lesson.

Excellent.

Now, that is excellent.

Why not turn him
into a dinosaur?

Or a salamander?
Or perhaps you--

No.
No, mother.

I'm going to do it my way.

Well, all right, dear.

But don't overlook
the dinosaur.

The neighbors might get
quite a kick out of it.

Oh, I have a better idea.

Honey, I'm ho--

Good evening, sir.

Madam will be down presently.

Samantha!

Saman--

Hi, darling.

What have you done?

You noticed, huh?

Noticed? How can
you miss the Taj Mahal?

Well, Darrin,
I'll be honest with you.

I found out that you found out
about my little plan.

Well, you know.

My giving you
a charmed life.

You did, huh?

Yes. And it was sweet
of you to go along with it.

Anyway, since you decided
to go along with it,

I thought
we might as well

be completely honest
with each other. I--

Oh.

Two very dry martinis,
Charles.

Right away, madam.

You'll simply adore Charles.

He's in charge
of the rest of the staff.

What staff?

The upstairs maid,
the chef and your valet.

Now, where was I?

We were just being completely
honest with each other.

Oh, yes, of course.

Now, since you found out
about my little scheme,

and you didn't seem
to have any objections,

I thought it was silly
to be devious any longer.

Now, that makes sense,
doesn't it?

I suppose so.

Good. Now, in the future if we
need anything, I'll just zap it up.

Oh, Darrin,
it'll be so marvelous.

I'll be able to give you
anything you want.

Ah, thank you, Charles.

Your dinner clothes
are all laid out for you, sir.

"Sir"?

All right, sweetheart,
here's to your success.

What's the matter?

I can't swallow this.

But Charles makes the best
martinis in the whole world.

No, I mean this.

It's no good, Sam.

I can't live this way.

Look, I sympathize with you
wanting all these things,

but, well, you're going
to have to make a choice.

It's either me or this.

Darrin, don't you think you're
being a little unreasonable?

I will not be helped
by witchcraft.

You didn't seem to mind

when it got you
the Waterhouse account.

That was different.
I did that for you.

What about the Pender Drug
account six months ago?

You got me that too?

And the Cushman Furniture
account?

And the carpet account.
Hold it, hold it!

There's only one thing
in the world

that got me that account,
and that was me.

I showed them how to
increase their business

by 39.2 percent
in the first fiscal year.

And the Sheridan Cement
account.

Sheridan Cement?

There was no witchcraft there.

I knew more about Sheridan
Cement than Sheridan did.

Sam, it's about time
you found out

that there are somethings
in this world,

like talent, ability
and good hard work

that will not be replaced
by witchcraft.

You forgot one thing.

What?

Faith.

Faith?

Faith in the person
closest to you.

Faith enough to know
that when a promise is made,

it's going to be kept.

You didn't get me
the Waterhouse account?

Mm-mmm.

You didn't stop
the rain?

And you didn't change
Betty's birthplace?

Well, I'm not sure, but I
don't even think that's legal.

I thought...

Darrin, all you
had to do was ask me.

One more question.

Could you possibly spend
the rest of your life

with a big dumb-head

who promises never to jump
to conclusions again?

You just talked me into it.

You know, it's amazing how many
things I guessed right yesterday.

You don't suppose I do have
some special power, do you?

Oh, now, Darrin, don't let a few
lucky coincidences go to your head.

You better take
your umbrella.

No, I won't need
my umbrella or my coat.

But it's pouring.

It'll stop in a few seconds.

I'm running a little test.

Bye, honey.
Mm.

Convinced?

Convinced.