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Careful, my husband
hasn't left yet.
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I'm not gonna
fall for that.
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I happen to know
you're crazy about me.
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It shows, huh?
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The feeling's mutual.
And that is one reason
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why we're going to have a
celebration tomorrow night.
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What's the other reason?
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Well, I was going to
save this as a little surprise
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for you tomorrow night,
but
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I may as well show it
to you now.
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A calendar.
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Just what
I've always wanted.
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You haven't seen
the best part yet.
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A calendar with the days
crossed off.
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Well, that's even better.
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Honey, it's what those
crosses represent that counts.
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Sam, you haven't done
any witchcraft for 29 days.
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You finally noticed.
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Yeah.
I'm very proud of you.
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We have a double reason
for a celebration.
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Not only have you not
twitched for 29 days,
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but we haven't seen any
of your witchy friends
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in that time, either.
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No offense.
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None taken.
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I got a little head start
on that when mother said
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she was gonna go
skin-diving for a month.
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Good. Now, all you have to do
is protect your record
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for good behavior
for two more days.
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Ooh. I'll try
and keep my nose clean.
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I'll see you
tonight.
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Oh.
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Samantha, you're still
a vision of loveliness.
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I don't know you.
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What are you doing
in my kitchen?
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Don't fret, my dear.
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I have a feeling we're gonna
make a lovely couple.
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I have a feeling
I'm gonna blow my record.
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Just who are you?
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Ah, my favorite food.
Chocolate cake.
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You haven't answered
my question.
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Well, actually,
there's no reason
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why you should
recognize me.
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When you used to sit with me,
I was just a callow youth.
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Brilliant, but callow.
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Baby-sit with you.
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Wait a minute.
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You're not Rodney.
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The same.
I lost my callow.
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You mean you're that pushy,
spoiled, neurotic brat
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my mother used to force me
to look after?
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Knew you hadn't forgotten me.
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Fortunately, I'm matured
with my neurosis intact.
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That's what makes me
so fascinating.
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Now, look, Rodney... I
happen to be very busy.
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So would you mind
telling me why you're here?
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Well, even as an adolescent,
I loved you, Samantha.
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Oh, really.
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In a repressed
sort of a way, of course.
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Uh, could I have a little
more chocolate cake?
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Make it yourself.
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Well that's mean and cruel
of you, Samantha.
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You're only trying to hurt me.
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Take your chocolate cake
and get out!
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Good.
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Why don't you
come away with me?
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If I tell you,
will you leave?
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Perhaps.
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I think you're obnoxious.
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Oh, one of those
love/hate things, huh?
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That's okay.
That's okay.
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I'm crazy about
complex relationships.
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Rodney, don't you
understand?
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I'm married.
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I'm above
convention.
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And I have a baby.
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No, that's out
of the question.
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We'll put her up
for adoption.
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Rodney, if
you don't go away,
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I'll tell your mother
on you.
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You don't know
where she is.
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Do you?
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I'll tell her you've
been misbehaving, Rodney.
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Oh. Phew!
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Okay, uh,
have it your way.
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We'll take
the kid with us.
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Rodney, I've had just about
all I can take.
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Samantha,
I love you.
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Uh, I worship the air
you fly in.
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I'll do anything
for you.
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Anything?
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Then leave.
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Good.
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[Darrin] Honey,
we have a visitor.
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Who?
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Come and see.
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Oh!
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I found him outside.
He just wouldn't leave.
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Oh, Darrin,
he's marvelous.
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Oh, he's so cute.
I wonder who he belongs to.
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Well, I don't know.
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He doesn't have
any tag or--
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Look at that.
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Looks like a case of love at
first sight between you two.
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I guess we'll have
to take out an ad
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in the lost-and-found column.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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You sound reluctant.
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Well, honey,
if nobody claims him,
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would you mind
if we kept him?
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Darrin, I thought
you wanted to wait
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until we got a bigger place
before we got a dog.
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Well, I did, but I'm crazy
about his personality.
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Aren't you?
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Oh.
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Well, he does have a great face.
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And who can resist
those big brown eyes?
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Let's keep our fingers
crossed that nobody claims him.
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How would you like
to fix me a drink
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while I go upstairs
and... fiddle with my papers?
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Oh, what are
wives for?
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Thank you.
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Now, you stay right here
and get to know my wife.
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You'll be crazy
about her.
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Oh, I just fixed that cake
for tomorrow night!
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Rodney!
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That's you, isn't it?
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You get out of that fur coat
right this minute.
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Now, just what
are you doing here?
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Oh, Samantha, my love for you
is not warped and selfish.
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I wanted to get to know
your husband.
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And if I think
he's worthy of you,
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I'll leave
by tomorrow morning.
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Believe me.
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If you don't leave
right now,
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I'm going to tell
Darrin who you are.
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No, you won't. You don't want him to
know there are any non-mortals here.
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That would spoil your record,
and his celebration.
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Hey... he's really crazy
about me, isn't he? Right?
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What are you doing?
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I'm gonna hit you
with this saucepan.
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You come one step further,
I'll turn into a dog.
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You wouldn't hit
a dumb animal.
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Oh, Rodney--
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Sam, what are
you doing?
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Um...
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Well, you weren't
gonna hit him, were you?
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He ate
my chocolate cake.
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Well, honey, don't be
too hard on him.
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He's probably
hungry.
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Look, I'll pick you up
another cake tomorrow
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at Perkin's
Pastry Shop.
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I'll bring it
home from work.
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I better
clean this up.
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Hi.
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Hey, he sure is
affectionate, isn't he?
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Mm-hm. He fawns
a little too much.
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Fawns?
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Yes, you know, all that
licking and groveling.
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Well, honey, he's very friendly,
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but I wouldn't call that...
groveling, would you?
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He tries a little bit too hard
to please, that's all.
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Oh, I brought your drink in,
sweetheart.
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Thanks, I'll have it later.
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You don't like him.
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Darrin, I hardly know him.
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I just don't want you to get
too fond of him, that's all.
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Why not?
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Well, I just don't want you
to get too attached to him.
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I wouldn't want you
to be disappointed.
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Disappointed?
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In case his owner claims him,
I mean.
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Aw, honey.
You're the greatest.
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Um...
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What is the matter
with you?
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Darrin, I don't think we should
be doing this in front of him.
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The dog?
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Well, he's looking at us
kind of funny.
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What shall
we drink to?
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Oh, well,
that's easy.
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To one month
of normalcy.
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That sure means a lot
to you, doesn't it?
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Yes, it does.
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And the first month
is the hardest.
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[Sam] Oh, boy.
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Just remember, it's all
kind of psychological.
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If you get past this one day,
it'll be a breeze.
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Well, I'll try not to
disappoint you.
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You take good care
of him, honey.
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Well, you can
rely on it.
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I phoned the ad in last night
and left my office number.
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I hope nobody calls
to claim him.
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Hmm.
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Mmm.
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Mm-hm.
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Well, thank you.
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What did I do to deserve
such a big kiss?
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Nothing.
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Harriet Kravitz is spying on us
from across the street,
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and I thought we might as
well give her her money's worth.
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I'll see you tonight,
sweetheart.
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Goodbye, dog.
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Rodney.
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Rodney!
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Rodney!
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I'm not leaving. I've decided
he's not worthy of you.
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Rodney... when are you going
to get it through
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that pointed little head
that we love each other?
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Is that the only reason you have
for not leaving him for me?
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Isn't that enough?
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Coming, Tabatha!
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But if you had a fight,
and you split up,
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then you'd come
with me.
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For the last time, we are
not going to split up!
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What makes you
so sure?
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I'm interested.
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00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:04,729
We have a marriage that's based
on mutual trust and respect.
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If I proved that wasn't true,
then you'd come with me?
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Rodney... I am going upstairs
to get Tabatha,
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and if you're not gone
when I come back down here,
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I'm going to do
something terrible to you.
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And ruin your record?
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Oh, I don't need witchcraft.
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I'll punch you in the nose.
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Just what I need.
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Phase one of Operation
Split-Up, coming up.
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Oh.
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Oh, I'm Harriet Kravitz
from across the street.
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Hi, honey.
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Uh, I found this in the kitchen.
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I guess Gladys borrowed it
from Mrs. Stephens.
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I'll take it. Sam's slipping
into something more comfortable.
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We're gonna have
a little snore together.
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00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,374
Are you a friend
of Mr. Stephens?
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00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,458
Well, more a friend
of Sam's.
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00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,295
Listen, honey,
I'd love to gab with you,
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but I'm kind of busy
right now.
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Know what I mean?
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Mutual trust,
indeed.
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Phase two of Operation
Split-Up coming up.
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Rodney...
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00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,821
Rodney?
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00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,655
Ha-ha-ha.
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00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:42,660
Well, Tabatha... looks like
our home-wrecking friend
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finally got the message
and gave up, huh?
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00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,666
Are you sure it's
the same dog, Mr. Entwhistle?
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The description in the ad
sounded just like him.
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He's very friendly,
and, uh...
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oh yes, he loves
chocolate cake.
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00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:00,261
That's him all right.
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00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,096
You sound
disappointed.
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00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,432
Well, I've grown
very fond of that dog.
255
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,059
To tell you the truth, I was
hoping nobody would claim him
256
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,269
so that we could
keep him.
257
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:11,022
Well, perhaps that might
be arranged.
258
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,357
Oh?
259
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,484
Yes, my sister and I are
moving to London soon.
260
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:18,071
I'd hate to lose him,
but it would be difficult
261
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,155
to take him with us.
262
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,657
Would you be willing
to sell him?
263
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:24,535
Well, look, I'm meeting
my sister at 7 for dinner.
264
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,455
Let me talk it over with her,
and I'll drop by your house
265
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,290
later tonight,
and tell you our decision.
266
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,708
Good. I hope
you convince her.
267
00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:34,545
That dog is really something
special, Mr. Entwhistle.
268
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:38,258
Yes. You're very perceptive,
Mr. Stephens.
269
00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,552
It was the strangest
thing.
270
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,764
I suddenly had this terrific
craving for chocolate éclairs.
271
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:48,309
I mean, I just had to
have a chocolate éclair.
272
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,434
Isn't that odd?
273
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,020
Oh, I think that happens
to all of us
274
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,773
at some time or another,
Miss Kravitz.
275
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,192
Well, I suppose Mrs. Stephens
asked you to stop by
276
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,027
and pick up something
for your company?
277
00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,195
Company?
278
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,571
Of course, I met him
quite by accident.
279
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,074
Unfortunately, I called
at a very bad time.
280
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,243
He was still in his robe
and pajamas
281
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,120
when he answered
the door.
282
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:10,540
He said they were just
having "a snort" together.
283
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,250
Is he a friend of yours,
Mr. Stephens?
284
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,751
I don't know.
285
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,170
I suppose someone dropped
in, and Sam just hasn't had time
286
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,588
to tell me
about him yet.
287
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,341
Well, I must say,
your faith in your wife
288
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,635
is very touching,
Mr. Stephens.
289
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:23,803
Uh, Miss Kravitz.
290
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:26,097
Aren't you going to buy
some éclairs?
291
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,016
Éclairs?
292
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,476
I hate éclairs!
293
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:33,855
In fact, I don't even know
why I came in here.
294
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,573
Hi, there!
295
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,116
Oh, no!
296
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,160
Now, listen, Rodney.
297
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,785
No more
Mrs. Nice Guy.
298
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,457
When Darrin comes home,
I'm gonna tell him who you are.
299
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,833
And I'm warning you,
he can be very violent.
300
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,794
Nah, you don't want to
spoil your record
301
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,130
when you're so close
to your celebration.
302
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,424
Besides, you have my solemn oath
303
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,676
that if you two are still
together by 9:00 tonight,
304
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:06,346
I'll fly out of
your lives forever.
305
00:14:06,386 --> 00:14:08,639
Still together?
306
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,350
Did you put a spell
on Darrin?
307
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:14,187
Oh, Samantha... you know
my powers are too meager
308
00:14:14,227 --> 00:14:16,981
to cause a rift between
you two, by witchcraft.
309
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:20,193
I just wanna be around
you for another 45 minutes.
310
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,235
That's all, Samantha.
311
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,320
Is that too much to ask?
312
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,364
[Darrin] Honey, open the door.
313
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,990
I've got my hands full.
314
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,910
Ah, my master's voice.
315
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,287
Just a minute,
sweetheart.
316
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,211
Thank you.
317
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,213
Hey, it's nice to
have someone like you
318
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,090
welcome me
when I get home.
319
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,550
Nice to have someone
like you welcome me.
320
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,803
Not necessarily
in that order, I hope.
321
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,846
No, I just think
you look sensational.
322
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:49,931
I brought dessert.
323
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,140
Thank you.
324
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,183
Dinner should be ready
in a little while.
325
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,810
Good.
326
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,062
Uh, just the two of us?
327
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,231
Well, this was
our celebration.
328
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,524
Didn't you want
to be alone?
329
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,192
Oh, sure. It's just
that sometimes
330
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,070
friends drop in
unexpectedly, that's all.
331
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,280
No. No! No friends.
332
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,407
Oh, uh,
333
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:08,699
you want a snort?
334
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,784
Uh, drink?
335
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,786
Love one.
336
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,206
So you've just
been, uh...
337
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,960
puttering around the house
on your own, huh?
338
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,880
Darrin... I think there's
something I should tell you.
339
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:23,923
I thought so.
340
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,092
You've just mixed
four ounces of Scotch
341
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,469
with two ounces
of gin.
342
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,930
Oh.
Is that all?
343
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:37,019
No. When you want to find
out something from me, just ask.
344
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,271
Not very subtle, huh?
345
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,730
Uh-uh.
346
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,775
Okay, I bumped into
Harriet Kravitz today.
347
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:45,778
And she said that you
and a man in a dressing gown
348
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,114
were having
a snort together.
349
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,450
Well, that's ridiculous.
350
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,742
Then it's not true.
351
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:52,577
No.
352
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,120
Then why would she say it?
353
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,914
I don't know.
354
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,750
Honey, don't misunderstand me,
I trust you implicitly.
355
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,919
It's just that I do
get a bit confused.
356
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:05,214
Now, are you sure that
there wasn't a man here today
357
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,466
in his pajamas and robe?
358
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:10,094
Darrin, that isn't exactly
the kind of thing
359
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,221
that would slip my mind.
360
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,806
Did she say she
actually saw us?
361
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:16,100
She said the man answered
the door, and he--
362
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,768
Uh-oh.
363
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,853
What is it?
364
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:21,147
Well, Darrin, I wasn't
gonna tell you this.
365
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:23,524
And, uh, I don't think
you're going to like it, but--
366
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:26,861
Honey, I'm sure there's
a perfectly logical explanation.
367
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,070
Now, who was he?
368
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,615
Him.
369
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,659
The dog?
370
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,829
In pajamas and robe?
371
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,166
Okay, very funny.
372
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,167
Now, who was he?
373
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:45,379
No, uh, Darrin...
it was the dog.
374
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,714
I didn't want to tell you,
375
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,841
because I didn't want to
spoil our celebration.
376
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:52,261
Actually, he's a warlock
I used to baby-sit with.
377
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,471
The dog.
378
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,723
He came to see me
yesterday morning.
379
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,351
I know it sounds
ridiculous,
380
00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,477
but, uh...
381
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,521
he thinks he's
in love with me.
382
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,065
The dog.
383
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,983
Darrin, I'm trying
to tell you,
384
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,443
that that
is not a dog.
385
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:10,655
He just posed
as a lost dog.
386
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,491
That's why I didn't want
you to send that ad in,
387
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:16,744
because I knew nobody
would claim him.
388
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,162
Because
he's a warlock?
389
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,123
Darrin, I'm telling the truth.
390
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,544
Look... I-I'll prove it.
391
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:27,255
All right, Rodney, he knows.
392
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,839
Change back.
393
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,346
Oh, he's just
being stubborn.
394
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,431
Stop playing games,
Rodney.
395
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,183
Turn back!
396
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,355
He knows I won't use
any witchcraft on him.
397
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,565
Rodney...
398
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,401
if you don't turn back
right this minute,
399
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,527
I'll hit you
with my shoe.
400
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,320
Sam, you'll
scare him!
401
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,699
Right out
of his hide, I hope.
402
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,450
Sam, don't you think
it would be easier
403
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:57,910
just to tell the truth?
404
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,080
Darrin, don't you believe me?
405
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,415
No, I don't!
406
00:18:02,455 --> 00:18:04,709
I happen to know that dog
is not a warlock.
407
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,042
How?
408
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,921
Because his owner came
to my office this afternoon.
409
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:09,839
What?
410
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,715
And he's a very nice
young man.
411
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,092
He may even sell me this dog.
412
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:16,679
Oh, Darrin, don't you see?
That's Rodney, too.
413
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,763
Yes, I do see!
You want me to believe
414
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,433
that this poor,
helpless animal
415
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:24,353
is your friend, a dog and his
owner all at the same time.
416
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:27,732
Well, Darrin,
Rodney is very devious.
417
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,442
Sam, aren't you
being unfair?
418
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:30,776
Unfair?!
419
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,612
You're trying to put
the blame on this dog
420
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,030
because you
don't like him!
421
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,823
Now, don't deny it!
You never did like him!
422
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,618
You even said
that he fawned!
423
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,203
You don't trust me.
424
00:18:41,244 --> 00:18:42,955
Yes, I do trust you.
425
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,583
I just resent you're trying
to blame this innocent animal.
426
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,460
Now, will you please
tell me the truth?
427
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,546
I'm not going to
tell you anything.
428
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,798
I don't even want to
speak to you.
429
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,259
In that case, I'm going to bed.
430
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,011
I don't care what you do.
431
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,304
In the den.
432
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,056
Come on, fella.
433
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,070
Bed?
434
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,821
It's only 8:30.
435
00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:24,789
Imagine her trying
to put the blame
436
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,541
on a poor dog
like you.
437
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,795
Well... looks like I need
an extra blanket.
438
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,004
I'll uh, go get it.
439
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,924
You just make
yourself comfortable.
440
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:31,147
Boy, am I beat.
441
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,190
I'm gonna fall asleep
just as soon as my head
442
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,192
hits that pillow.
443
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,406
Good night, dog.
444
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,195
I got you!
445
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:19,945
No, don't hit me!
446
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,781
Samantha!
Don't do it!
447
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,115
Samantha!
448
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:24,784
Well, well.
449
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,911
What do you think of
man's best friend now?
450
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,496
No, never mind
what he thinks of me.
451
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:29,580
What does he
think of you?
452
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,123
You stay out
of this.
453
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:34,335
You said your marriage was based
on mutual trust and respect.
454
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,669
Well, I proved you were wrong.
455
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,630
He didn't believe
you were telling the truth.
456
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,089
Yes, I did.
457
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,090
You did?
458
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,175
Yes.
459
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:43,093
Just once I wanted
to win out over witchcraft
460
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,720
without any
help from you.
461
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,680
Besides, I didn't want you
to spoil your record.
462
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:48,224
He's lying.
463
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:51,435
That's why I went
to bed at 8:30!
464
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:55,731
You don't know how happy
I am to hear you say that.
465
00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:58,150
Thank you, sweetheart.
466
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:06,784
Uh, pardon me.
467
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:10,079
Does this mean you're not
coming away with me?
468
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:12,915
Sam, will you excuse
me for just a minute?
469
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:19,797
What are you
gonna do?
470
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,715
I'm gonna punch you
right in the nose.
471
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:41,402
How long is he going to
stay this way?
472
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,362
Oh, it's just
one of his old tricks.
473
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:46,365
He knows you won't hit
a dumb animal.
474
00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:47,992
I'm going to
call the pound.
475
00:22:48,032 --> 00:22:49,660
That won't work.
476
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,126
Mr. Stephens...
I saw your ad.
477
00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:58,544
I've come to
claim my dog.
478
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:01,297
I think there must be
some mistake.
479
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:03,048
Oh... no mistake.
480
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,551
I recognized
the description.
481
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:09,638
There he is.
482
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,225
Now, Rodney, you
come out of there!
483
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:14,393
[Darrin] Rodney?
484
00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:16,979
Uh, this is Rodney's mother,
darling.
485
00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:19,023
You may not remember me.
I'm Samantha.
486
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:23,277
Samantha?
My, how you've changed.
487
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,112
Oh, he's lonely,
you know.
488
00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:26,780
He's always looking
for a playmate.
489
00:23:26,821 --> 00:23:28,073
So I gather.
490
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:31,368
He's not really bad.
He's just mischievous.
491
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,662
How are you gonna get him
to change back?
492
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:35,122
Oh, that's easy.
493
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:38,083
Rodney... if you don't
change back,
494
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:41,837
I'll give you a flea
and tick bath.
495
00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:48,969
Come on, Rodney.
496
00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,721
It's way past
your bedtime.
497
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,306
Goodbye, my love.
498
00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:53,682
I shall return.
499
00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:54,642
Oh, no, you won't.
500
00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:56,727
Don't bother
to show us out.
501
00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,186
Goodbye, now.
502
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,483
I would have loved to have
seen that tick and flea bath.
503
00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:07,529
Well, you still think
I'm entitled to a celebration?
504
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:09,490
You didn't use
witchcraft.
505
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:12,785
Well, with him gone, we really
have something to celebrate.
506
00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:14,578
I'll drink to that.
507
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:21,502
Sam, water!
508
00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:25,214
Oh, Sam!
509
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:26,173
What?
510
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:28,342
You broke
your record.
511
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:32,346
Well... there's
always next month.
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