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Anybody home?
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[Samantha] Yes, sweetheart.
We're in the kitchen.
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Darrin, dear,
this is Brian O'Brian.
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[Irish accent] Well, well, Darrin, me boy.
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I've been looking forward
to this moment, that I have.
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Uh... it's a pleasure
to meet you.
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Samantha, he's grand.
Just grand.
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Brian is a leprechaun.
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A leprechaun.
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[Darrin] Yes, of course.
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May I speak to you
for a minute, dear?
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He just got over from Ireland.
How about that?
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As I said, Samantha, he's grand.
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Samantha...
Mmm?
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Oh. Would you excuse me
a minute, Brian?
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Dear lady,
I'd excuse you anything.
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Oh!
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Samantha, as your husband
and the head of this house,
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I mean, it's no more than common
courtesy that you forewarn me.
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I know, dear.
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Now, I've put up with elves,
warlocks and poltergeists,
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but this leprechaun relative
of yours is just too much.
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Darrin, he's not
a relative of mine.
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Relative, friend of the family,
it's all the same thing.
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He's not a friend
of my family.
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He's not?
No.
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He's a friend
of your family!
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We're very happy
to have you, Brian.
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Ah, well,
where else do you go
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but to friends
in time of trouble?
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Trouble?
I knew it!
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The very gravest kind of trouble
for a leprechaun.
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My last pot of gold
was stolen by an American.
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Your last?
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Well, every leprechaun
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has a few hidden here and there
in Ireland.
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Two of mine were lost
when they drained some bogs
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and bulldozed them
for a real estate development.
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And then there were
a couple I lost
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on some... confusing weekends.
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Uh-huh.
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The last one,
I hid behind a stone
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in the fireplace of
the old Rafferty cottage.
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They were dear friends
and neighbors of the O'Brians.
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Well, then, along comes
this rich American
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and buys the whole cottage
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and moves the fireplace
to the United States
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before I can blink me eyes.
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Before you could
open them, you mean.
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The whole fireplace?
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Bodily.
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Cobwebs, soot
and my last pot of gold.
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Oh, Brian, that's awful.
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All your magical powers
must have gone with it.
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I'm no more than
a shadow of me former self.
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How can we help you, Brian?
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Samantha!
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Well, Darrin, he has
to find his pot of gold.
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Samantha, no witchcraft!
You know how I feel about that.
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Yes, dear, I know. But I can't
get it for him anyhow.
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It's leprechaun gold.
It has a charm on it.
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I can't move it.
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Oh, I'll have to get it meself.
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Now, the name of the party
is James Dennis Robinson,
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and he lives somewhere
close by here.
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Anyone that can move
an entire fireplace
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from Ireland to America
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must be a very
wealthy man.
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Brian, you must be
very tired from your trip.
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That I am.
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The time change has me
a little bewildered.
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Why don't you go up
into the guest room
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and make yourself comfortable?
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Thank you.
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I'll rest easy now,
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knowing you're worrying
about me problem.
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Goodnight, cousin.
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Oh, my.
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It is nice having one of your
relatives here for a change.
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Samantha, he is not
related to me!
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He's just a figment
of the imagination
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of my Irish ancestors.
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Maybe so.
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But that figment just went
to bed with your bottle.
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All right.
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I just have time
to get a credit rating
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on this nonexistent
pot-of-gold thief.
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That's a good boy.
Mm-hm.
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Hello, Miss Spence.
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This is Darrin Stephens
of McMann & Tate.
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Would you see
if you have anything
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on James Dennis Robinson?
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Thank you very much.
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I'll hang on.
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Prepare yourself for the death
of a very picturesque lie.
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Never hurts to ask.
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Yes, Miss Spence.
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Huh?
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I see.
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Is that so?
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Well, that's
very interesting.
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May I please have
that address again?
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Seven...
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Thank you, Miss Spence.
Thank you very much.
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Are you gonna tell me,
or do you want me to guess?
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Well, all right.
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It just so happens there is
a James Dennis Robinson,
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and he owns Westchester
Consolidated Mills.
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You've heard
of the company?
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They're a very large outfit
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and they don't do
any advertising.
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Every agency in town
is dying to get their account.
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And he lives near here.
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Right.
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And he has a fireplace
with a pot of gold in it.
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Credit agencies don't give out
that kind of information!
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Well, when you go
to see him tomorrow,
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take a look around for it.
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I will.
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It's an interesting coincidence,
your coming by to see me.
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I have been considering
changing my policy
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and doing some advertising.
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Well, good.
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But I'll tell you
something else.
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I have no intention of giving
my account to McMann & Tate.
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You're just not
big enough for me.
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Size is no indication
of quality, Mr. Robinson.
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You're right.
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Being little doesn't necessarily
make you good.
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That's what you meant, isn't it?
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Mr. Robinson, all we want
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is an opportunity
to show you what we've done
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and what we think
we can accomplish for you.
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Now, your first
advertising campaign
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should have real importance.
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Something different.
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What's the matter
with you, young man?
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Are you nervous, or are you just
afraid to look me in the eye?
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Not at all, sir. I was just
admiring your fireplace.
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Ah.
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You've got good taste.
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This fireplace
came from Ireland.
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I got it in a little cottage
in County Cork.
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Had it shipped over here.
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This fireplace is over 200 years
old. That's all hand-hewn rock.
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Oh, is that so?
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Get your hands
off of there!
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That's the original soot
on there!
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I don't want any
finger marks on it!
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I'm sorry, Mr. Robinson.
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I'm sorry, Stephens.
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I didn't mean to be so sharp.
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But this fireplace
is my pride and joy.
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Yes, sir. To me, it's worth
its weight in gold.
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Of course, just because
there's a fireplace,
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doesn't mean there's any
pot of gold hidden in it.
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Oh, it's there,
all right, all right.
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The only pot of gold
I'm sure is there
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is his advertising account.
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It's gonna be a lot
tougher to get than yours.
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Darrin, me boy,
you help me, I'll help you.
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Do me a favor.
Just stick to leprechauning.
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Tell me, now, you wouldn't
be having a little more
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of this heart-warming elixir
about, would you, cousin?
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If you'll stop calling me
cousin, I think I can find some.
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Oh, that's a terrible
heavy price you're asking.
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Oh, but I'll pay.
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Brian, when do you plan
to go after your gold?
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Well, now, there's
a lot of imponderables
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I have to be
pondering upon.
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It'd be easy
if I had me powers.
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But it'd be asking
for trouble to go now.
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[Samantha] Huh?
When the moon is new.
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Well, isn't it also dangerous
to go when the moon's full?
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Not unless
he's full too.
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He's grand, Samantha!
Just grand.
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I'm pleased and proud
to be able to call him my--
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Um...
my friend.
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Hi, honey.
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Oh, hi, sweetheart.
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Hi.
Mmm!
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How's Tabitha?
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Oh, just fine.
Sleeping like a baby.
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Brian's been
entertaining her all day.
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Told her about the time
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that he was official leprechaun
to Queen Victoria.
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Yeah, that's a real
sleeping pill, that story.
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What's he doing now?
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Fixing your brown shoes.
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Fixing my shoes?
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Yes, all leprechauns
are shoemakers
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by trade or tradition.
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He wanted to do
something nice for you.
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Oh.
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Darrin, me bucko!
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I have a splendid
surprise for you.
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Your shoes needed fixing,
and I fixed them.
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Yes, you fixed them,
all right. Yes, indeed.
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Wait till you put them on.
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It'll be a new experience
in walking for you.
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I'll fix up
where I was working.
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He fixed them.
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I think I need
a tranquilizer or two.
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That did it!
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That little man has got to go.
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Now, Darrin--
No arguments, Sam.
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He's going tonight. Brian!
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Anything you say, me boy.
You name it.
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After a long discussion,
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Samantha and I have decided
you're going...
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after your
pot of gold tonight.
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Well, now, maybe it'd
be better tomorrow night.
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Somehow I don't
have the courage.
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I know!
You drank it all up!
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Well, I'll buy you
another bottle,
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but you're going tonight.
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Allow me to
introduce myself, sir.
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Me name is Brian O'Brian.
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To whom do I have
the honor of speaking?
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Ohh!
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Whoa!
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I can't understand what
all the commotion is about.
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I merely lost me way on me way
to a fancy dress ball.
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Now, you can understand
how a thing like that
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can happen to a man, can't you?
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Of course.
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So I took a shortcut
through your living room,
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looking for a telephone.
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I see.
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Now, if you'll take
your big hands off me,
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I'll be on me way.
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Uh, what do you want me
to do with him, Mr. Robinson?
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Lock him up.
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You heard the man,
so come on, paddy.
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Let's trot on down
to the pokey, shall we?
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What's your name,
officer?
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They call me
Michael Francis Xavier Fogerty.
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Well, now! You wouldn't
be Irish, would you?
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No. Polish.
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Of course I'm Irish!
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Well, you must know, then,
from the manner of me dress,
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what I am.
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Well, now, don't tell me.
Let me guess.
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You're a nut.
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I am a leprechaun.
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Oh, sure, sure.
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And I'm the Wicked
old Witch of the West.
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All right,
now, in with you.
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And don't give me any more of
that whimsy from the old sod.
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Whimsy, is it?
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Your mother was English!
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Now, flattery
will get you no place.
253
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:49,559
Now, will you step in,
or shall I throw you in?
254
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,729
I'm entitled to
a telephone call.
255
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:54,232
All right, all right.
But do you have a lawyer?
256
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,067
In a manner
of speaking, yes.
257
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:59,570
Okay. One call.
Come on.
258
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,575
Hello?
259
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,703
Brian?
260
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:07,870
Where are you?
261
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,497
He's in jail.
262
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,958
He's in jail!
He's in jail.
263
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,419
Which jail?
264
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,588
Oh, well, Brian,
I don't think, um...
265
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,258
Well, wait a minute.
Let me speak to Darrin.
266
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,509
Darling--
267
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,303
You wanna go down
and spring him, right?
268
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,429
He must be in
some kind of trouble.
269
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:27,390
It couldn't happen
to a nicer guy.
270
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:31,686
You don't want Brian
to stay in jail, do you?
271
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,271
Darrin?
272
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,772
Darrin!
273
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,107
I'm thinking.
274
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,150
Really!
275
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,860
Okay, go on down
and get him out.
276
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:42,572
But after that, absolutely
no more witchcraft.
277
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:45,241
All right, Brian.
I'll meet you in your cell.
278
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:50,455
Oh, yes.
He is grand, isn't he?
279
00:13:56,586 --> 00:14:00,590
Samantha! You look
beautiful, charming.
280
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,300
That's enough
of that, Brian.
281
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,634
Now, I must remind you
282
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,178
that although you
may not be a working man,
283
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,929
my husband is, and you're
disturbing his sleep.
284
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,682
Is he angry with me, now?
285
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,601
I wouldn't have that
for the world.
286
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,519
Well, first we have to
get you out of here.
287
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,521
Then we have to decide
how to get you your gold.
288
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,440
Take my hand.
Oh, just a moment.
289
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,610
I'd like to leave
an insulting note
290
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,279
for the black Irishman
that arrested me, you know?
291
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,656
I'm leaving, Brian. Now.
292
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:28,743
And I'm going with you.
293
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:34,165
Hey, nutsy, I brought you
some coffee!
294
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,754
Oh, I think I need a little nip.
295
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,551
Darrin, me boy, how nice
of you to wait up for me.
296
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,969
There's real
friendship for you.
297
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,513
Here. I brought you
a cup of coffee.
298
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,516
You are a disgrace
to the O'Brians.
299
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,267
You've set the cause
of leprechauns
300
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,310
back a thousand years!
301
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,269
You're a bungler!
302
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:56,437
Don't you love him
303
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,980
when he's like that,
Samantha?
304
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,232
Full of the O'Brian fire.
305
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:02,485
Me boy, I have the perfect
solution for your troubles.
306
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,029
Samantha here will take me
to the Robinson house.
307
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,739
I'll get me gold
from the fireplace,
308
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:09,742
and with me powers restored
to full and glorious strength,
309
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:13,704
I'll remove meself
from your kind hospitality.
310
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,332
Well?
311
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,501
The answer's no.
312
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:22,171
Oh, but, Darrin, it would
only take a moment or two.
313
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,381
No.
314
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,341
Think of the position
we're in.
315
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,802
We have a hot leprechaun
on our hands.
316
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,556
What is it?
317
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:35,184
I'm wondering if there'll be
a reward out for him.
318
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:39,230
An O'Brian an informer?
319
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,398
Never!
320
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,150
Somebody always
has to be the first.
321
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:45,027
Goodbye, Brian. I've got
a long day ahead of me.
322
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,320
I'm going back to bed.
323
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,906
[Samantha] Darr--
324
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,200
Goodbye, cousin.
325
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,077
I am sorry, Brian.
326
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:53,911
We did our best.
327
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,872
Oh, you're grand,
both of you.
328
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,790
Just grand.
329
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:01,002
But I guess this will be
the end of me now.
330
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,671
I'm a stranger
in a strange land.
331
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:06,090
Oh, maybe it'll
work out somehow.
332
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,009
No.
333
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:11,262
Without me pot of gold,
I'm just another old man
334
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,889
you'd pass by in the street,
335
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:16,642
hat in hand,
taking pennies from passers-by.
336
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,061
Now, Brian...
337
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:22,940
Sick at heart, wearing
a brave but trembling smile.
338
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,775
Well, you know I want
to help you, but--
339
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:27,778
Dogs barking at me, little
children making a mock of me,
340
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,072
but bearing no rancor
in me heart
341
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,492
because you couldn't spare me
the five minutes' help
342
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:35,286
to have kept me
from the downward path.
343
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,537
Well, Brian, you see--
344
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:40,208
I'll be leaving
you now, Samantha.
345
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,376
Try and forget me.
346
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,674
Be as happy as you can.
347
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,847
I'll always
think kindly of you.
348
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,688
Brian...
349
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,191
If you promise
never to tell Darrin,
350
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,317
I'll go with you.
351
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,484
You will?
352
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:08,986
Oh, bless you!
353
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,531
Shh! But let's go. I want to
get back as soon as I can.
354
00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:13,115
Hang on!
355
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,790
There's the old fireplace.
356
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,876
Ahh! It's four to the left.
One, two, three, four...
357
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,670
And eight down.
One, two, three, four...
358
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,047
There's the monsters!
359
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,763
Splendid work!
360
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,141
Well, that's better.
361
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,268
Oh! Pardon me.
362
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,811
My goodness gracious!
363
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:46,440
Now, you two keep very quiet
and behave yourselves.
364
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,359
We're very busy.
365
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:50,861
Stay there.
366
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,115
You have a real touch.
367
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,951
Never mind the flattery.
Just find your pot of gold.
368
00:17:56,993 --> 00:18:00,121
Right. One, two, three, four...
369
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,455
And out she comes!
370
00:18:02,455 --> 00:18:06,919
Ah! Here she comes.
371
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:16,304
What's the matter?
372
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,432
Saints preserve us! It's gone!
373
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,891
Brian!
374
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,476
But it was here!
I know it was here!
375
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,561
Darrin's right.
You are a bungler!
376
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,230
But, Samantha!
377
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,191
You probably lost that the same
way you lost all the others.
378
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:33,487
No, I swear it was here
when the fireplace was moved.
379
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,281
It was me last pot, Samantha,
380
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,742
me security against me old age!
381
00:18:37,782 --> 00:18:40,994
How dare you involve me
in this wild goose chase?
382
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,204
Uh!
383
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,832
Now, we are going back,
and you are going on your way.
384
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:49,462
No, I tell you it was right
in this hole behind the stone!
385
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:52,089
Good evening.
386
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,300
Is this what you're looking for?
387
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,969
That's it! It's me crock!
388
00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,890
Let me correct you. It is not
your crock. It's me crock.
389
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,850
I don't know how you
got out of that jail,
390
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,269
but I do know how you're
going to get in again.
391
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:09,565
And this time you're going to
have some very pleasant company.
392
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,900
Mr. Robinson,
393
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,778
I know this may all seem
very strange to you, but--
394
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:14,945
Not at all.
395
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:17,365
Why, it happens every night.
396
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,241
You know, the police
are gonna get very tired
397
00:19:19,282 --> 00:19:22,994
of my waking them up
in the middle of the night.
398
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:32,797
Um, Mr. Robinson, Mr. O'Brian
here is from Ireland.
399
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:35,925
And he had hidden that pot
in the fireplace
400
00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:37,551
before you bought it.
401
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,326
You know, something tells me
402
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,994
I haven't heard
the real story yet.
403
00:20:04,994 --> 00:20:06,830
Well, there's nothing
left for me to do
404
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:10,459
but to reveal myself
to this creature.
405
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,336
Sir...
406
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:16,465
you are looking at
an authentic Irish leprechaun.
407
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,801
A leprechaun!
408
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:23,180
I am the lovable leprechaun
of County Cork.
409
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,186
Well, I tried.
He doesn't believe us.
410
00:20:30,186 --> 00:20:33,691
But, my dear sir,
of course I believe you.
411
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,900
You do?
412
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,026
[Robinson] Well, naturally.
413
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,486
I'm Irish too.
414
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,321
Robinson?
415
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:42,950
Where do you think the Dennis
in my name came from?
416
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:46,871
My sainted grandfather,
may his soul rest in peace,
417
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:47,955
was a Mahoney.
418
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,750
Ah, many's the story
he's told me
419
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:54,462
about meeting leprechauns
in his day.
420
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:58,215
I wouldn't dream of
keeping this now.
421
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,342
It's yours again.
422
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,555
Thank you. Thank you!
Bless you!
423
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:07,057
Now, you see, Samantha,
I wasn't lying to you.
424
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,350
Oh, forgive me, Brian.
425
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,810
And this fair colleen?
426
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:13,105
Mr. Robinson,
I'm Mrs. Darrin Stephens.
427
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,898
You remember, he was
here talking to you
428
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:15,900
about your advertising.
429
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,734
Ah, yes. McMann & Tate.
430
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:18,736
Yes, yes.
431
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:19,987
You see, as a matter of fact,
432
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,696
his grandmother was also
from County Cork.
433
00:21:21,696 --> 00:21:26,911
Ah! It's all very
clear to me now.
434
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,121
Those two Chihuahuas...
435
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:32,792
they wouldn't be my dogs,
now, would they?
436
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:35,252
Brian?
437
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,545
My pleasure.
438
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:43,052
Well done!
439
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,470
May I shake your hand, sir?
440
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,055
Certainly, sir.
441
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:47,848
[Robinson] Aha! I've got you!
442
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:49,099
Let go of me arm!
443
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,851
[Robinson] Ah, now I remember another story
444
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,520
my grandfather told me
about leprechauns.
445
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:56,440
If you catch one, he has to
grant you a wish, right?
446
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,942
Those are the rules.
447
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,109
[Robinson] Very well.
448
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,277
Now, my mills are putting out
449
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:02,821
a brand-new line
of Irish linen.
450
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:04,990
For the first time,
I'm going to advertise.
451
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,368
And I want to use your picture
as the symbol,
452
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:09,744
as the trademark
for my product.
453
00:22:09,744 --> 00:22:11,288
Mr. Robinson!
454
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:14,083
Leprechauns never lend themselves
to commercial enterprises.
455
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,167
Never!
456
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:18,796
Well, he'll be well paid
for his services.
457
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:20,756
And I guarantee you
458
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,215
he'll make enough to fill up
459
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:24,510
more pots of gold
than he's ever seen before.
460
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:28,556
Well, now, your eloquence
has convinced me, sir.
461
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,932
Your wish is granted.
462
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,600
Thank you.
463
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,561
But I have
a wish of me own.
464
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,271
Very well, Mr. O'Brian.
465
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,981
I want to have a sympathetic
466
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:39,441
and understanding
presentation of me image.
467
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,318
And who could be
more understanding
468
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:45,239
than me dear friend
Mr. Darrin Stephens?
469
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,782
Very well, Mr. O'Brian.
470
00:22:47,782 --> 00:22:49,702
Your wish is granted too.
471
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,788
Oh, thank you,
Mr. Robinson.
472
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:53,873
May I break the news to him?
473
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,082
Of course, my dear.
474
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,169
Mr. O'Brian, what is it?
475
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:02,840
Me throat's a bit dry
with all that talking.
476
00:23:04,465 --> 00:23:08,971
Well, now, I've got
the liquid cure for that.
477
00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:17,271
Isn't he grand, Samantha?
478
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:21,692
Aye, just grand.
479
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,738
[Darrin] Of course I'm angry!
480
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,281
I wake up and you're not
in your bed.
481
00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:28,991
In fact, you're not even
in the house!
482
00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:29,950
Darrin--
483
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,577
And then you come back
and tell me
484
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:32,869
that you went to
Robinson's house with Brian
485
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,872
after I told you not to!
486
00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:38,042
It's just a lucky thing
you didn't get caught.
487
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,042
We did.
488
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,878
Mr. Robinson
caught us there.
489
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:45,049
Oh, great, great, great, great!
That does it!
490
00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:46,717
Well, if you'll just
let me explain--
491
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:47,843
No, no, no, no.
492
00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:49,720
There is nothing, nothing
you could possibly say
493
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,638
that would make me feel
any different.
494
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,849
You deliberately went to that
house after I told you not to.
495
00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:56,685
McMann & Tate have
the Robinson account.
496
00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:58,561
And you're going to
handle it.
497
00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:02,608
Mr. Robinson is Irish. He was
delighted to see a leprechaun.
498
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,568
Brian has his
pot of gold back,
499
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:07,112
and he got you
the account.
500
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:09,073
Now...
501
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,824
do you feel any differently?
502
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,244
What can I say?
503
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:18,958
You can say you love me.
504
00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:22,670
That's easy.
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