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There you are, lady.
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Time for your nap.
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There you go.
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It is a horse!
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Now, now. Take it easy.
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Nobody's gonna hurt you.
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Aw, well, now that's better.
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What's the trouble?
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Funny. I can't understand
a word you're saying.
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Well, let's make it easy
on both of us.
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There,
that's better.
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Better? Honey, I've lost
my two front feet.
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I've nothing to brush
the flies off me.
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You can tell me
what's on your mind.
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Look, I don't know
who you are,
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but I'll tell you
one thing.
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You got a great way
with animals.
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How'd you do that?
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I'm a witch.
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But don't
spread it around.
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If you don't give me away,
I won't give you away.
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Deal?
Deal.
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[Samantha] Now, let's
go over here and sit down,
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and you tell me
your name.
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Oh, my name
is Dallyrand,
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by Riddler's End,
out of Cutler's Folly.
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A racehorse?
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Right.
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This is
a crazy blanket.
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Why don't you
sit down.
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I'm very glad
that you're here.
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Would you mind telling me
the occasion for this visit?
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Well, it goes
something like this.
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Ever hear of a horse
called Adorable Diane?
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Yes, of course.
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Wouldn't you know it?
The glory-grabber.
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She a friend of yours?
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She's my older sister,
and I hate her!
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She never won a race on her own
in her life.
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Adorable Diane's won
a lot of races.
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Oh, yes, after I set 'em up
for her.
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We're always entered together.
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She hangs back,
and it's my job
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to set the pace.
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Do you mind?
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Uh, no, no,
of course not.
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Well, I gallop my heart out
for the first half-mile or so
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to tire the other horses out,
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and after they're all pooped,
including yours truly,
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up comes little
Adorable Diane, and she wins.
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Oh, I see.
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Then back I go
to the stable,
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panting and covered with sweat,
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while my dear sister
tangos into the winner's circle,
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oh, tossing her head
and batting her big brown eyes
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at the photographers.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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Isn't there anything
you can do about it?
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I just did.
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The trainer,
Jack Spindler,
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was taking me to the track
to be an also-ran again,
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and, well, I don't know,
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something just snapped
inside of me.
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I guess I'd reached
the end of my tether.
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Do you understand?
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Perfectly.
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Lady, I don't know
what your pedigree is,
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but you've got a great heart.
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What are you
gonna do now?
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I don't know.
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You just acted
on the spur of the moment?
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Oh, spur!
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Please don't mention that word.
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I think if I just had a couple
of days to settle down,
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I could face
being a loser again.
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Oh, I beg your pardon.
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Oh, it's my trainer.
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Oh, please don't
give me away.
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Shh. Just relax.
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He won't recognize you.
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Yes?
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Have either of you ladies
seen a horse?
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Are you kidding?
Many times.
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No, I mean
around here.
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In the last 10
or 20 minutes.
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I was transporting her
by trailer,
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and she broke loose.
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Oh, my!
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She sounds
like a spirited animal.
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Well, she comes
from a good line,
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but she's not a winner.
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Are you kidding?
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Maybe you never gave her
a chance, huh?
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Maybe you never gave her
her head
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and let her run
her own race.
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Did that ever
occur to you?
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Did you ever
think of that?
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Now, hold on, lady.
I'm not the owner.
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I'm just the trainer.
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Maybe you've
discouraged her.
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Maybe you've broken
her little heart.
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Horses have feelings, you know,
especially lady horses.
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
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Don't you
"whoa" at me!
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Why don't you go into
the kitchen and wait for me,
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and I'll get this gentleman's
name and address.
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Uh, does your friend
live around here, ma'am?
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No, no.
She's just visiting.
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Seems to me I've met her
somewhere before.
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I don't know, there's something
familiar about her.
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Anyway, the name of the horse
is Dallyrand,
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and you can reach me
at this address.
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Oh, fine.
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Uh, thank you,
Mr. Spindler.
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Thank you.
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Come on in, Gus.
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Well, this is it.
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Hey, it's great,
Darrin.
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We like it.
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And so does the bank.
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Maybe someday I'll be lucky
enough to have a wife
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and a mortgage.
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Come on, I want you
to meet Samantha.
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Anyone home?
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[Dolly] In here!
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Come on, Gus.
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Hi.
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I can't tell you how
happy I am to meet you.
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Darrin's given such
a glowing description of you.
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Well, I'm glad to meet you,
tall, dark and two-legged.
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Uh, Gus, uh, no, uh...
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He means
I don't live here.
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I'm just
a horse guest.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Hi, darling
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Samantha, this is my old friend,
Gus Walters.
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Hiya, Gus.
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I've been waiting
to meet you.
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Oh, uh, this is a friend
of mine.
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Dally-- Dolly Rand.
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Dolly Rand.
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This is my husband, Darrin,
and Gus Walters.
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We met.
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Will you join me
in some celery?
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A carrot, Gus?
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Uh, I don't...
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Dolly's staying
overnight.
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Oh, uh, fine. Uh, fine.
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Why don't I fix us
all a drink.
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[Samantha] Good idea.
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You all go in the living room
and I'll get out the ice.
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Gus.
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Okay, who is she?
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One of your
mother's friends?
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Tell me the truth, Sam.
Is she another witch?
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No, she's not a witch.
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Anything the matter?
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These things should be
nailed on.
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I just threw a shoe.
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Ice.
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Well, Darrin's got this great
campaign mapped out for me,
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but now all I need is a couple
of thousand dollars
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to put it into action.
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A couple
of thousand?
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That ain't hay.
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Gus certainly has come up
with this great new idea
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for an office lamp.
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The trouble is, I pushed
my credit to the limit
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trying to get it
into production and...
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Oh.
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Could I have a little more meat,
Samantha?
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Oh, sure, Gus.
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[Gus] It's not only delicious,
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but when I get nervous like
this, I eat like a horse.
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Now, what kind of a crack
is that?
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Dolly's an animal lover.
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Well, anyway, here I am
with a better office lamp,
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and, well, nobody's gonna
beat a path to my door
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if they don't
know about it.
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Gus, all of you inventors
ought to be required
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to take a course
in practical finances.
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Hey, I've got an idea.
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Why don't we all go
to the track tomorrow
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and I'll show you
how to pick the winners.
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Dolly, for a minute there,
I thought you had a good idea.
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Well, I wouldn't do this
for most people,
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but I kind of like
Old Paint here,
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and for a 2-dollar investment,
he can make himself a bundle.
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You, uh...?
You go to the track often?
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I practically live there.
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Really?
You follow the horses?
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Always.
That's my trouble.
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Well, I think
it's a marvelous idea.
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I'm all for it.
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Honey, you can't
be serious.
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We could save ourselves
a lot of trouble and heartache
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just by taking Gus's money
and burning it in the fireplace.
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That's only because
you don't know the horses.
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And you do?
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Personally.
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Uh, Darrin, uh...
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Really,
what can I lose?
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Just a few dollars.
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And it's just about
my only chance.
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Scratch an inventor,
and you'll find a gambler!
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We've got to be gamblers.
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Then it's
all settled.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute!
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With Dolly as our leader,
we can't lose.
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Coffee, anybody?
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Excuse me,
darling.
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Black for me.
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Oh, never mind the coffee.
I'll just take the sugar.
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In lumps, if you've got it.
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I'll help you, honey.
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I don't need any help.
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I'll help you.
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I want to talk to you.
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When?
Now.
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Oh.
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I have a feeling
there's something
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you're not telling me
about that lady.
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You do?
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I'm right, huh?
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There's something
fishy about her.
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No... Not fishy, exactly.
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Horsy.
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Horsy?
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Like "Giddy-up, horsy"?
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Uh-huh.
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Of course!
She's a horse, right?
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Yes, that's right.
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And you should see her.
She's beautiful.
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Her name is Dallyrand,
and she's dark--
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She's a horse?!
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Yes.
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A "horse" horse?
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A racehorse horse.
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You mean, we've been chatting
and having dinner with a--?
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You mean, you turned a horse--?
You turned a pers--?
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You mean,
with a mane and a tail?
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Oh, Sam,
you did it again.
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Darrin, I've never turned
a horse into a person before.
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What kind of an excuse
is that?
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Look, I know how you feel.
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But when you've heard her story,
you'll understand.
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Wanna bet?
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No.
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But I think Gus should.
He needs the money.
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And when Dolly says
she knows horses,
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she means
she really knows horses.
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But the fact remains
that right now,
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one of my best friends is
sitting out in the living room
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talking to a horse.
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Darrin, don't you think
you're being
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just a little bit shortsighted?
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I mean, look at it
this way.
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00:12:26,578 --> 00:12:29,207
How many people
have the opportunity
259
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,960
of really getting to know
a horse?
260
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,336
Well, I-I mean...
261
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,630
you might kick yourself
for the rest of your life
262
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,299
if you didn't take advantage
of this opportunity.
263
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,550
You've got to be kidding.
264
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,719
Well, then,
think about Gus.
265
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,764
He's 35 years old,
and he's worked 10 years
266
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,140
on his invention.
267
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,768
This may be the only chance
he'll have to get enough money
268
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:50,019
to put it on the market.
269
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,605
You think I'm being selfish?
270
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,982
Oh, Darrin.
It's only for one day.
271
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:56,734
And what harm can it do?
Please?
272
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,319
I don't know, Sam.
273
00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,905
How can we be sure that Dolly's
tips are sure-fire?
274
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,365
Darrin.
275
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:05,243
You're getting it straight
from the horse's mouth.
276
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,291
Good night,
Samantha.
277
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,292
That was a great dinner.
278
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,501
Thanks, Gus.
279
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,003
And Dolly,
I can't tell you
280
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,421
how excited I am
about tomorrow.
281
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,006
We'll pick you up
at the motel.
282
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:21,134
I'll probably be up all night,
studying the racing form.
283
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,970
Oh, forget it.
That's just for people.
284
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,849
Well, good night.
285
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:33,062
Now, Darrin. Don't worry
about Gus and his money.
286
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:35,606
Oh, I don't mean to suggest
the races are fixed,
287
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:39,235
but I do happen to know a little
more than your usual betters.
288
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,778
Relax, Dolly.
Relax.
289
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,405
He knows.
I told him you're a horse.
290
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:46,492
Oh, is that why
you were so quiet?
291
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,328
I'm sorry, Dolly.
It's just that...
292
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:51,039
Well, I never chatted
with a horse before.
293
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,623
I mean...
294
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,876
I-I don't know what
horses talk about.
295
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,128
Oh, the same things
people talk about.
296
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,880
The weather, working conditions.
297
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,173
The usual track gossip.
298
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,842
Like which horse
is gonna win the race?
299
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,676
No.
300
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,553
Remember, we're all nobility.
301
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,554
Arabian blood
and all that sort of jazz.
302
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,891
We horses are out there to win.
303
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,934
That's nice to know.
304
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,477
That's my life's dream.
305
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:17,231
There's at least one great race
left in this old bangtail.
306
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:20,568
I'd love to see myself in that
winner's circle just once.
307
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,154
Oh, I tell you,
the way I feel right now,
308
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,783
I'd like to sit down and have
myself a good long whinny.
309
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,911
Oh, Dolly, that's just
'cause you're tired.
310
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:32,372
You need a rest.
You've had a hard day.
311
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:36,167
Maybe you're right.
Where's the barn?
312
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,418
I'll show you
to the guest room.
313
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,087
Just one race.
314
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:43,341
Just one race before I go
to the great pasture in the sky.
315
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:54,602
You just had a conversation
with a horse.
316
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,021
You've definitely flipped.
317
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,902
The horses are
approaching the starting gate.
318
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,821
Hey, Samantha.
319
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,782
Guess who's still entered
in the sixth race?
320
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,450
Dallyrand!
321
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:13,788
Yep, he hasn't scratched me--
Her yet.
322
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:17,291
Hey, Adorable Diane's
in that race.
323
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,376
I've heard of her.
324
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,211
See? See?
What did I tell ya?
325
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,588
See? See?
Dolly, just relax.
326
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,048
Try and enjoy yourself.
327
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,634
[Gus] Uh, Dolly, suppose
we go down to the paddock
328
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,469
and look over the horses.
You could pick me a winner.
329
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,138
Oh, the paddock's
for peasants.
330
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:33,433
Let's go to the stables,
and I'll talk to the horses.
331
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,063
This is
Diamond Turkey.
332
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,106
Nice, huh?
333
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,149
He goes in the fourth.
334
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,276
It doesn't look
too good to me.
335
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,485
Me neither.
336
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,529
Not so loud.
You'll hurt his feelings.
337
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,906
You can't always judge
a horse by its appearance.
338
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:49,991
Right, Dolly?
339
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:53,119
Well, you ought
to know.
340
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,830
Hey, Diamond Turkey,
how does it look for this race?
341
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,668
Oh, thanks, old buddy.
Come on.
342
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,843
Hey!
343
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,512
Diamond Turkey's
a long shot.
344
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,639
Are you sure
you're sure?
345
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,100
Oh, for heaven's sakes,
get up and go to the window
346
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,144
and give the man
your money.
347
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:21,022
Go ahead, Gus.
348
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,360
What did Diamond Turkey
tell ya?
349
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,404
It's his birthday,
and the other horses
350
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,530
are going to let him win.
351
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,574
Isn't that nice?
352
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,868
I thought you said
these races were on the level.
353
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:34,869
Well, sure.
354
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,913
But we run a benefit
once in a while.
355
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,250
They're turning for home.
356
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,629
It's Invincible Irma in front
by three lengths.
357
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:47,632
Beautiful Pride is second,
Dasher's third,
358
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,634
and Diamond Turkey
on the outside.
359
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,928
Here comes Diamond Turkey
on the outside.
360
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,763
It's now Diamond Turkey,
taking the lead
361
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,599
into the stretch
by two and a half lengths.
362
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:57,975
Invincible Irma is second.
363
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,270
And Diamond Turkey
wins it all by himself.
364
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:07,818
He won! He won!
365
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,445
Dolly,
you're a real horse!
366
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,446
Player.
367
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,531
Player!
368
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,617
Happy birthday!
369
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,912
Hey, Romping Roger.
370
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,707
Sure?
371
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:24,001
Well, does he
look good today?
372
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,127
Mmm.
373
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,380
Romping Roger, number five.
He'll romp home.
374
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,675
[Samantha] Well, what is this, a
wedding or an anniversary or something?
375
00:17:30,715 --> 00:17:32,260
No. He just told me
he's hot today.
376
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,845
Ha-ha! Look!
Money!
377
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,138
Isn't that
beautiful?
378
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,431
Put half
in your pocket,
379
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,766
and the rest
on number five's nose.
380
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,142
Anything you say,
Dolly.
381
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,103
You're one
of the greats.
382
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:43,980
Well, Dolly,
how do you like living
383
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,690
on the other side
of the tracks?
384
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:49,109
I'd have to train a while,
but I could get to like it.
385
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:51,988
They're turning for home.
386
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,739
It's Romping Roger
on the rail in front.
387
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,242
Now it's My Favorite Martian
on the outside.
388
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:59,369
Through the stretch,
it's Romping Roger on the rail
389
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,788
in front ahead.
390
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,540
On the outside,
Favorite Martian driving hard.
391
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,417
It's Favorite Martian
on the outside
392
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,294
and Romping Roger still ahead.
393
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,587
It's Favorite Martian.
394
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,338
Favorite Martian
ahead on the line.
395
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,798
Romping Roger is second.
396
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,800
Oh!
397
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:19,348
What's that mean?
398
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,559
Come on, Dolly.
399
00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:26,731
Oh, I should've known it.
400
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:29,025
That plug always talks
a big race.
401
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:32,820
Look, here he comes now with
a whole mouth full of excuses.
402
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,948
Benedict Arnold!
403
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:39,076
Hey, take it easy.
404
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:39,869
Oh, I beg your--
405
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,454
Watch it, will ya?
It's you.
406
00:18:41,494 --> 00:18:43,247
Oh, hi there,
Mr. Spindler. Hello.
407
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,540
Did you find
your horse?
408
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,292
No. I'm still looking
for her.
409
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,877
I have no idea
where she is.
410
00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:49,587
Well, I'm on Dallyrand's side.
411
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,380
I don't blame her
for not coming back,
412
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,465
the way you felt about her.
413
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,758
Now, just a minute.
414
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,926
I happen to love
that little horse.
415
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:56,844
You do?
416
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,721
Okay, so she wasn't
a winner,
417
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:01,515
but I liked
her personality.
418
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,809
Anyway, I sure could
use her right now.
419
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,895
I had to scratch Adorable Diane.
420
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:08,397
I don't have an entry
for the sixth race.
421
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,483
You scratched Adorable Diane?
422
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,734
That little old showboat?
423
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,028
Yep.
She came up lame this morning.
424
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,574
Well, I sure am sorry
to hear about that.
425
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,826
Well, that's what makes
horse races.
426
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,994
Well, thank you
for the philosophy.
427
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:26,624
The only thing that can help me
right now is Dallyrand.
428
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,876
Dallyrand is not a thing.
429
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,630
Dolly, can I speak to you
for a moment?
430
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,423
Yeah, but take it easy
on my fetlock.
431
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,590
Oh, sorry.
432
00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:38,594
Um, see you later,
Mr. Spindler.
433
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,221
Yeah.
434
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,060
This is your
big chance.
435
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,436
Oh, yeah.
I know I could beat
436
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,896
that whole pack
in the sixth race.
437
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,731
But not on two legs.
438
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,233
Oh, Sam,
I'm a born loser.
439
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,777
You're still entered.
You haven't been scratched yet.
440
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,904
Yeah. Yeah!
441
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,573
All you have to do
is show up as your real self.
442
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,367
Yeah, you're right,
you're right.
443
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,451
Okay, let me have it.
444
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,911
Oh, hold it.
445
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,163
Tell that nice Gus Walters
to bet everything he's got
446
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,248
on me in the sixth.
447
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,374
Remember, I'm number one.
448
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,417
I will.
449
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,501
I'm gonna miss you,
Dolly.
450
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:11,752
It's been nice
knowing you.
451
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,587
Yeah, me too, Sam.
452
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,631
Well,
thanks for everything.
453
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,340
Okay, fire away.
454
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,098
There you are, Dolly.
455
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:27,351
Okay, on your way,
and good luck.
456
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,946
Dallyrand, baby!
457
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,948
Where did you
come from?
458
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,616
You look in great shape.
459
00:20:42,657 --> 00:20:44,326
We still have time.
460
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,953
Come on!
461
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,626
The horses are
approaching the starting gate.
462
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,003
But it's crazy.
463
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,130
Dallyrand hasn't
won a race in years.
464
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,549
No, sir, I'm keeping the money
I have left.
465
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,134
Gus, you can't.
This is it.
466
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:02,052
Dolly said to bet everything
on that horse.
467
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,679
Look, Dolly's
not infallible.
468
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,598
Her last tip
didn't pay off.
469
00:21:05,638 --> 00:21:07,141
Where is Dolly,
anyway?
470
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,560
She was called away
on a family emergency.
471
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,811
Family emergency.
472
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,813
Her sister hurt herself.
473
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:13,856
Gus, please.
474
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,941
Bet on number one.
Please!
475
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,943
Look at the odds.
476
00:21:17,984 --> 00:21:20,196
Ninety-nine to one, Darrin.
477
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:21,614
Nothing doing.
478
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:25,743
Gus, Dolly said if you never bet
on another horse in your life,
479
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,578
bet on her.
480
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,497
I mean Dallyrand.
481
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:33,876
Look, Gus, if you won't take
a sensible recommendation,
482
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,669
then take a silly one.
483
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,254
Dolly Rand.
484
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,339
Dallyrand!
485
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:39,340
Get it?
486
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:42,092
It's a great
hunch bet.
487
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,011
Now you're making sense.
488
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:51,060
It is now post time.
489
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,813
Ha-ha-ha.
Well, I did it.
490
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,898
Good boy, Gus.
491
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:58,192
The flag is up.
492
00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:00,277
There they go!
493
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,571
Fantasy is drawing
to the front.
494
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,823
Big Helen is second...
495
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,199
Come on, Dolly!
496
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:06,200
Why did I do it?
497
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,910
Why'd I let you
talk me into it?
498
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:10,204
Will ya stop? You're beginning
to make me nervous too.
499
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:11,372
Come on, Dally!
500
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,207
Passing
the stands the first time,
501
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,834
it's Big Helen
in front by a head.
502
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,710
Knows Nothing is second
on the outside,
503
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:17,711
two and a half lengths.
504
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,421
Spanish Don is third,
505
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,464
Montique is fourth...
506
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,799
Come on, Dallyrand.
507
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:23,425
Oh, I know you can do it!
508
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,845
Around the clubhouse turn...
509
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:29,223
Come on, Dailyrand!
Where is she?
510
00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:31,559
She's running last.
She's running last.
511
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:35,563
Montique is
fourth. Dallyrand is trailing.
512
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:37,690
Come on, Dally,
come on, Dally.
513
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,358
Might as well
tear these up.
514
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,150
No!
515
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,986
Wait until after
the race.
516
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,946
Tell me when it's over.
I can't bear to look.
517
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:46,365
Come on,
old girl.
518
00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:47,575
I know she can
do it.
519
00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:50,828
Pioneer and Dallyrand.
520
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:52,663
Come on!
Come on!
521
00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:53,789
Come on, girl!
522
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,249
- -by one length,
523
00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:57,042
and now Dallyrand
coming on the outside.
524
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,836
There goes Dallyrand.
Look at her move!
525
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,337
Knows Nothing in front
by one length.
526
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,798
Montique is second,
and Dallyrand on the rail.
527
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,009
Dallyrand passing
on the inside.
528
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:07,011
She's passing them all!
529
00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:09,346
I can't stand it.
I can't bear to look.
530
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,599
Around the final turn,
Knows Nothing in front
531
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,183
three-quarters of a length.
532
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,185
Venture Out is second at
a length, Montique is third.
533
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,771
And Dallyrand on the rail.
534
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,106
Turning into the stretch.
535
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:21,108
It's Knows Nothing
in front one length,
536
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,609
Venture Out is second.
537
00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:25,237
And Dallyrand on the inside.
Here comes Dallyrand.
538
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:27,615
Come on!
Come on, Dally!
539
00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:28,907
Venture Out in second,
540
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:31,118
Spanish Don,
Dallyrand on the rail.
541
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,078
Move! Move!
Come on, Dolly.
542
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:36,165
Dallyrand on the rail.
Venture Out is third.
543
00:23:36,205 --> 00:23:37,750
It's Knows Nothing in front.
544
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,961
And Dallyrand on the rail.
Here comes Dallyrand!
545
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:42,671
It's Dallyrand taking the lead!
546
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:45,090
It's Dallyrand in front!
547
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,551
Here she comes,
she's gonna make it!
548
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:49,428
And Dallyrand wins it!
549
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,640
She won.
550
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,184
She won it!
She won it!
551
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,811
That Dolly can sure
pick a winner.
552
00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:59,855
It takes one
to know one.
553
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,782
Congratulations,
Mr. Spindler.
554
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:10,824
You betcha.
555
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,910
A great day
for Towner's Stables.
556
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:15,119
You got yourself
a real champion there.
557
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:16,288
You know it.
558
00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:17,665
Say, your friend
was absolutely right.
559
00:24:17,705 --> 00:24:18,916
She's got a lot
of horse sense.
560
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,751
I'll never hold her
back again.
561
00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:22,795
All she needed
was a chance.
562
00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:30,135
Will you look at that.
563
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,304
You got a great horse there.
564
00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:33,430
She's almost human.
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