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You like that?
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Honey, take a look at this.
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"To Miss Tabatha Stephens."
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Her first letter.
How about that?
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Who is it from?
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It's from my folks.
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Anything new?
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I'll tell you in a minute.
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Yeah, they're coming
to see Tabatha in two weeks.
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Oh, marvelous.
It'll be fun seeing them.
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Well, that depends.
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The last time they visited, it
wasn't exactly my idea of fun.
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Well, darling,
it wasn't my fault
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that Aunt Clara picked
the same weekend to visit.
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I was surprised when she came
down the chimney.
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Is that how she arrived?
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Mm-hmm.
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Poor dear, she was so lonely.
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I didn't have the heart
to turn her away.
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Oh, it's so nice
to see you again.
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Oh, it's nice to see you
too dear.
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Oh, well, we'll have
a lovely weekend together.
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Weekend?
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Doorknobs are all very well,
but they're not family.
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Aunt Clara.
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I count them when I'm lonely.
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But somehow, you know,
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today they didn't seem
to do the trick.
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And then I remembered
the lovely invitation
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you gave me to come here
whenever I wanted to.
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I see.
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Now, where is that nice mortal
you're married to?
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Darrin went to pick up
his parents.
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They're spending
the weekend too.
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Oh.
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Oh, I've picked
a bad time for a visit.
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Oh, well, never mind.
I'll leave before they arrive.
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No, you won't.
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Now, I haven't met
Darrin's parents.
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It would be kind of nice to have
you around for moral support.
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Besides, we have
plenty of room.
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Now, are you sure
I won't be in the way?
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Of course not.
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And I'd like them to meet
my favorite aunt.
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Oh, ho.
You are a nice girl.
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Now, why don't I show you
to your room?
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And you can get
cleaned up and rest
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before you have to meet
Darrin and his parents.
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No, I think I'll wait
for my bag and umbrella.
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They weren't ready and packed
when I wanted to go,
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so I just left them there.
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Teach them a lesson.
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I can't wait to see him.
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Oh, I hope she hasn't
let him lose weight.
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He can't afford
to lose weight.
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Oh, he's probably in
the last stages of malnutrition.
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Oh, now, you know
that isn't what I meant.
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Oh, there he is!
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Oh, Darrin!
Oh, Darrin!
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Uh-oh. Here come
the waterworks.
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Three months away and it's like
he's back from the grave.
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Well, it's too long for a son
to be away from his mother.
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Much too long.
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Marriage obviously
agrees with you boy.
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I've never seen you
look better.
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Have you, Phyllis?
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Oh, he looks terrible.
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How can you say
he looks well?
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He looks terrible.
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Have you been eating
the right foods, Darrin?
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Oh, I feel great, Mom.
Honestly.
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Never mind.
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I'll fatten you up
with some good home cooking
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in a couple of days.
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Meet my wife, the diplomat.
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Now what did I say wrong?
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There's our luggage.
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Sam's a pretty good
cook too, Mom.
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Sam?
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Samantha.
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Oh, Samantha.
Oh, I'm sure she is, dear.
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And you know I'd cut off my
right arm rather than interfere.
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I just thought I'd give her
a few tips though.
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Can she make
chicken cacciatore?
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No, Mom.
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No one can make chicken
cacciatore the way you can.
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Oh!
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It's nice that there's something
you need your mother for.
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Well, let's go.
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I'm anxious to meet
this bride of yours, Darrin.
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I'll bet she's something
really special.
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Pop, you win your bet.
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Oh!
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Oh, there you are.
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I told you I wouldn't
wait for you.
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Well, don't stand there
like that.
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Come in, come in, come in.
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Now, your room is
the second on the left.
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I'll check dinner
and be right up.
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Oh, it smells good.
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Pot roast.
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I wanted to serve something
more exotic,
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but I thought I ought to
stay on safe ground.
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Exotic?
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Yes, you know,
beef stroganoff, coq au vin.
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Something that would really
impress Darrin's mother.
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Oh, don't you worry, dear.
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I just know
they're going to love you.
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How can you be so sure?
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I'm a witch.
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I can't tell you
how excited I was
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when we heard
that Darrin was married.
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Fainted four times.
Four.
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He's exaggerating as usual.
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Oh, I will admit
that I was surprised,
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but I'm not one of those mothers
who want to keep their children
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tied to their apron strings.
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Then why is everything
in Darrin's room bronzed?
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Well, there's nothing wrong
with being sentimental.
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I think it's rather nice.
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His tennis racquet?
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Now, why don't you two men
leave us alone
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so that I can get acquainted
with my daughter-in-law?
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Come on, Pop.
I'll show you your room.
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Right.
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You treat her well now, Phyllis.
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I like this girl.
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Now we can talk.
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I just wanted you to know
that you don't have to worry
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about me being one of those
interfering mother-in-laws.
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Why, I'd cut off
my right arm first.
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Well, I wouldn't want
you to do that.
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Of course if you, uh...
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If you do need any help,
I'm always available.
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That's nice to know.
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Well, I do know a little more
about Darrin's habits than you.
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So if there's anything
you want to know,
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anything at all,
feel free to ask.
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Darrin tells me
you're a good cook.
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Well, I'm still learning.
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Oh, good.
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That is, maybe I can give you
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the recipes for some
of his very favorite dishes.
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Do you know how to make
pineapple upside-down cake?
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No, I don't.
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Then there are his hives.
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I don't know how to make
those either.
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No, no, dear.
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That's an allergy.
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It's a rash he gets.
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I'll show you how to treat it.
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Oh, I've cured that.
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You cured his rash?
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Oh, yes.
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We found out he only got it
when he ate chicken cacciatore.
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I see.
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My, this is a--
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This is a lovely room.
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Did you, um...?
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Did you have a decorator?
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No, I did it myself.
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Well, absolutely lovely.
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I'll bet you can't wait
to get it finished.
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Finished?
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Well, really all it needs is
a few knickknacks to warm it up.
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Darrin is used to that.
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He always had them at home.
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Oh, I've got more than enough.
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I'll send you some
when I get back.
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Oh, why, thank you.
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Oh, uh, Darrin,
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I was just telling Samantha
how lovely the room looks.
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Oh, yes, it does have
a nice clean look.
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I hate a room that's all
cluttered up with ornaments.
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You know, we really don't know
very much about you, Samantha.
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What did you do
before you married Darrin?
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Well, I, uh, traveled a lot.
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With your family?
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Sometimes.
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Do you get to see
much of your mother?
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Oh, she pops in and out.
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And what about
the rest of your...
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famil...
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Oh, hello, Aunt Clara.
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Oh, hello, everybody.
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Come on, I want you
to meet everybody.
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Aunt Clara,
this is Mrs. Stephens.
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And Mr. Stephens.
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How do you do?
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And that is Darrin.
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Oh...
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Uh, this is
an unexpected pleasure.
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You haven't met Darrin before?
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Oh, well, I've met him,
but he hasn't met me.
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Uh, in the flesh, I mean.
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So to speak.
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Aunt Clara is going to spend
the weekend with us too.
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She is?!
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Uh, I--
I mean, she is?
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Wouldn't you like to see
my doorknob collection?
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Why, yes, I...
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I beg your pardon?
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Aunt Clara collects
doorknobs.
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I have 3000.
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Where did you get them all?
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I don't remember,
but there are a lot of people
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having a heck of a time
trying to open their doors.
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Samantha, could I speak
to you for a minute?
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When?
Now.
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Yes.
Excuse me.
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Maybe this would be
a nice chance
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for us to have a little chat.
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Darling, I was just as
surprised as you were.
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I turned around, and there she
was sitting in the fireplace.
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She came down the chimney.
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Oh, well, darling,
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you can't blame someone
for being old.
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She used to come
through the wall
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just the same
as everybody else.
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Oh, great.
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She's really very sweet.
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I'm sure she is, darling,
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and I'd love to have her
here any other time,
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but not this weekend.
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My parents are plain,
simple folks who--
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Darrin. Darrin. Darling,
I can't ask her to leave.
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I couldn't bear
to see her hurt.
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You can understand that,
can't you?
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I suppose so, honey.
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I know it's inconvenient,
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but I'm sure your parents
will understand.
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Besides, what possible harm
could she do?
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Yes, I'm a witch.
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All my family are.
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It's sort of a family thing
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that has been handed down,
you know.
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But the witch game isn't up
like it used to be.
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Oh, no.
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Now, there was a time when you
could cast a spell on someone,
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and they knew it.
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Not now.
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No, not now.
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Well, now, take the Yankees.
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Oh, the Yankees?
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Well, they lost two World Series
in a row, didn't they?
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Uh, you put a spell
on 'em, huh?
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Well, Bertha and me.
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Bertha and you.
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Oh, well, um, I'm so glad
you don't mind.
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Mind?
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About Samantha being one.
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Oh. Heh, heh.
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Samantha's a witch too, huh?
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Uh, yes, yes.
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But, uh, she's trying to get
away from it.
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Uh, bothers Darrin.
257
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,776
Well, I, uh...
258
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:37,447
I think I'll go for a little...
fresh air.
259
00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:38,865
If you don't mind.
260
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,120
Shan't be long.
261
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:51,211
Why, I used to go through
a wall, whoo, just like butter.
262
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,965
I think I'll try the front door.
263
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,096
She's kind of cute, isn't she?
264
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,943
[Frank] What about
your sister, Madge?
265
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,819
[Phyllis] That's not
the same thing at all.
266
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,780
Madge has a quirk
that's all.
267
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:19,864
Quirk?
268
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,991
She thinks
she's a lighthouse.
269
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,785
You call standing
on the garage roof
270
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:26,496
when it rains
to warn ships at sea, a quirk?
271
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,873
That woman believes
she's a witch.
272
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,083
Now, you can't tell me
that's normal.
273
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,878
Oh, well, Darrin isn't
married to Clara.
274
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,547
And I think Samantha
is a perfect wife.
275
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,966
Perfect?
276
00:12:38,006 --> 00:12:40,343
She can't even make
a pineapple upside-down cake.
277
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:43,471
What kind of a family
has poor Darrin married into?
278
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,306
Oh, please.
279
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,519
Oh, Darrin, do you think
everything is going all right?
280
00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:51,354
I don't know what
you're so worried about?
281
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,647
Pop thinks you're great.
282
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,357
Yes, but what about
your mother?
283
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:55,900
I'm sure she likes you too.
284
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,652
Obviously the flight upset her.
285
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,654
She's just not herself,
that's all.
286
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:00,780
Oh, I don't know.
287
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,365
I just don't know.
288
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,867
I have a funny feeling
there's something out of whack.
289
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,412
The only thing out of whack
is your Aunt Clara.
290
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:10,206
Well, at least you know
where you stand with her.
291
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:11,958
Well, has Mom said anything?
292
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,710
Oh, no,
of course not.
293
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,837
I know
she's trying to be nice.
294
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:18,715
I've done everything I can
to please her.
295
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,341
I just don't know.
296
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:23,303
I have a funny feeling, that's
all, there's something wrong.
297
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,221
Hello, dears.
298
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,597
Everything all right?
299
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,682
Yes, everything's ready.
300
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,434
Just keep your fingers
crossed.
301
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:32,020
Oh, I don't believe
in superstition.
302
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:36,357
I just know that everything
is going to be perfect.
303
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:40,028
Oh, dear. I better go empty
the ashtrays in the living room.
304
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,362
Sam--
305
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:54,000
Now, Clara, Clara,
don't goof this up.
306
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,668
Now...
307
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,879
Coq au vin.
308
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:14,312
Go away, chicken.
Go away, chicken.
309
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,397
Go away, chicken.
310
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,575
On, now that's better.
311
00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,035
Oh.
312
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:29,911
Now...
313
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,621
Now, for dessert...
314
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,415
pineapple upside-down cake.
315
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:38,127
It would be just my luck
if it came up, right side up.
316
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,221
Oh...
317
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,348
I'm on a winning streak.
318
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,516
Please sit down,
Mr. Stephens.
319
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,558
Oh, fine, sure.
320
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,768
Aunt Clara.
321
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,103
Make yourself comfortable.
322
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,104
Ahhh...
323
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,439
Hey, that smells great!
What is it?
324
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,108
Pot roast.
325
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,568
I would like to have served you
something, well, more exciting,
326
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,154
but cooking really isn't
one of my--
327
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,116
That's coq au vin.
328
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,785
[Darrin] Samantha?
329
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,745
Yeah, that's what it is,
all right.
330
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,163
Oh, it looks delicious.
331
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,958
I thought you said
you couldn't cook.
332
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:20,294
Quite a sense of humor
this girl of yours has.
333
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:23,881
Yes, she keeps
me laughing all day.
334
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,760
How did you know
it was my favorite dish?
335
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:30,304
Oh, does Mrs. Stephens
cook it for you?
336
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,431
Cook it?
337
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:32,974
She can't even pronounce it.
338
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,892
You must be
a great cook.
339
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,644
Oh, you wait until you see
340
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,772
the dessert
she's whipped up for you.
341
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,024
What is it, Samantha?
342
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,444
Maybe it should be a surprise.
343
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:47,071
Pineapple upside-down cake.
344
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:52,076
Well, Phyllis, I guess you can
stop worrying now, huh?
345
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,912
Our boy couldn't be
in better hands.
346
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,874
What's the matter?
347
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,669
I have a sick headache.
348
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:02,837
You've been at it
again, haven't--?
349
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,755
Shhh! They'll hear you.
350
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,674
Zap! Coq au vin!
351
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,885
Wap! Pineapple
upside-down cake.
352
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,678
I didn't make that food.
353
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,889
You promised me
no witchcraft.
354
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,516
You said you were just going
to be yourself, but--
355
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,852
You didn't?
356
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,103
Well, who did?
357
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,397
I would say your prime suspect
is Aunt Clara.
358
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:24,233
Unless of course, your mother's
holding out on us.
359
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,401
What?
360
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,236
She isn't a witch too, is she?
361
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,489
Let's leave my mother
out of this, huh?
362
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:30,865
No matter what you say, Darrin,
363
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:34,035
it was a delicious meal,
and she hardly ate a mouthful.
364
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,370
Now, what can I do
to get her to like me?
365
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,623
Sam, let's just solve
one problem at a time, huh?
366
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,667
I think I'll have a little talk
with Aunt Clara after dinner.
367
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:44,045
Now, Darrin, if you
hurt her feelings,
368
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,671
I'll never forgive you.
369
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,340
She was only trying
to help.
370
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:50,301
Well, I'll just ask her
to stop helping.
371
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,469
Be tactful.
372
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,720
Don't worry.
373
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,055
I'll tactfully tell her
that the position
374
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,474
of house witch
is already filled.
375
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,269
Hm? Come in.
376
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:03,731
Oh.
377
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,066
Am I disturbing anything,
Aunt Clara?
378
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,234
Oh, not at all,
not at all.
379
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,279
No, I'm just polishing
my doorknobs.
380
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:16,452
It must be quite a job
keeping those clean.
381
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:19,330
Well, it keeps me out
of the pool halls.
382
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,751
That was quite a dinner
you whipped up.
383
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,754
Oh, I still know
a trick or two.
384
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:30,090
Oh, that's what I wanted to talk
to you about, Aunt Clara.
385
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:33,469
You see, my mother and father,
they aren't...
386
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,763
used to, um...
387
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,348
witchcraft.
388
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,891
You see that?
389
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,435
Now, to a doorknob collector,
390
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,522
that's equivalent
to the Hope diamond.
391
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,065
Hmm.
392
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,776
I-it's not that we don't
appreciate your trying to help.
393
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,195
Such a nice sparkle.
394
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,699
I wouldn't even have
brought it up at all,
395
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,157
except that...
396
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,954
well, my mother and father...
just don't understand.
397
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,749
Do you understand what
I'm saying, Aunt Clara?
398
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:07,211
Oh, it's nice of you to look
at my doorknob collection.
399
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:11,507
Not many young people care about
that sort of thing nowadays.
400
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,357
Come on, bag.
401
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,027
We must go.
402
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,031
Did you talk to Aunt Clara?
403
00:18:35,071 --> 00:18:37,782
Uh-huh.
You didn't upset her, did you?
404
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,036
She didn't seem
to be upset.
405
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,329
Did she understand?
406
00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:43,289
I don't know, it's hard
to tell with Aunt Clara.
407
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,458
I think I better
go up and see her.
408
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:48,169
I thought I'd give you
a hand with the dish--
409
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:51,172
Oh. Oh, you've
already done them.
410
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,300
Isn't their anything I can do?
411
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:57,053
Nothing at all, Mom.
Sam's done it all.
412
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,263
Oh, you should get
413
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,682
the Good Housekeeping
seal of approval, Samantha.
414
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,393
Thank you.
I'll be right back.
415
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,315
Darrin, are you happy?
416
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:10,441
What?
417
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,109
Of course, Mom.
418
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,862
Now, if there's anything
you want to tell me about,
419
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,113
I'm always here.
420
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,115
I've never been happier
in my life.
421
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:22,036
Any problem at all, no matter
how large or how small.
422
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,537
Just because you're married
423
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,373
doesn't mean you still can't
some to your mother.
424
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,750
Mom, I don't have any problems.
425
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,169
Well, that's all right.
426
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,880
If you don't want to tell me
about it, that's fine with me.
427
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,173
You know I'd cut off
my right arm--
428
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,217
Phyllis, will you leave
the boy alone?
429
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,968
Well, now, hasn't the mother
the right to ask
430
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,345
if her son is happy?
431
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:40,721
Well, who wouldn't be happy
432
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,723
married to a dream
like Samantha?
433
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,558
Oh, she's a lovely girl,
all right.
434
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,894
Then why have you been trying
to find fault with her
435
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,186
ever since we arrived?
436
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,606
That's not true.
I mean, what do you want?
437
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:54,819
She's beautiful, she's talented,
she's even-tempered,
438
00:19:54,859 --> 00:19:55,861
and she's a great cook.
439
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:56,904
I agree.
440
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,030
Then there's no argument!
441
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,156
Then there's no argument!
442
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,782
All right!
If there's no argument,
443
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,785
why are you two yelling
at each other?
444
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,078
What did you do to Aunt Clara?
445
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,579
I didn't do anything
to Aunt Clara.
446
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,248
Well, you must've said
something insulting
447
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,874
otherwise
he wouldn't have left.
448
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,919
Sam, do we--? Darrin, you
promised you'd be tactful.
449
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,713
Do we have to discuss this
in front of--?
450
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,381
Yes, we do.
451
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,508
Now, Aunt Clara is a guest
in this house too.
452
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,761
You may not like it,
but she's my family.
453
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,138
Really, Samantha.
454
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,472
There's no need
to take it out--
455
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,349
Shut up, Phyllis.
456
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:28,060
I told you
it's not my fault she left.
457
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,311
Oh, yes, it is.
458
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,521
If you hadn't been so annoyed
459
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,022
because Aunt Clara
made the dinner,
460
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,733
none of this ever
would've happened.
461
00:20:33,773 --> 00:20:35,693
She cooked dinner?
462
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,278
Yes, she did.
463
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,988
You may as well know it
right now.
464
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,781
I'm not a very good cook.
465
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,366
You're not?
466
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,285
No, I'm not.
467
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:47,455
I can't make coq au vin
or pineapple upside-down cake
468
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,290
or any of those fancy dishes.
469
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:52,292
[Darrin] Samantha--
It's no use, Darrin.
470
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,962
I cannot pretend to be
something I'm not.
471
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:57,548
And I won't stand here
and see Aunt Clara hurt.
472
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,133
I don't blame you.
473
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,177
What did you say
to that nice old lady?
474
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,179
I didn't say--
You be quiet.
475
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,223
Go on, dear.
476
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,851
Well, that's just about it.
477
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,604
I wanted you to think that I was
the perfect wife for Darrin,
478
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:14,773
and Aunt Clara thought
she was helping me.
479
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:18,194
The fact is I'm not very good
at housekeeping yet.
480
00:21:18,234 --> 00:21:20,404
If you like me any less
for that, I'm sorry,
481
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:23,824
but you'll just have to accept
me as I am, faults and all.
482
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,243
Oh, Samantha...
483
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:29,371
you don't know
how happy you've made me.
484
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,165
What are you crying about?
485
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,334
Oh, what do you men know
about anything?
486
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,629
What's going on here?
487
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:39,590
I didn't want
you to be perfect, dear.
488
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,343
Well, then why did you act
as if you did?
489
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,261
Because I'm
a... silly old woman
490
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:48,015
who was afraid she'd be
pushed aside and forgotten.
491
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:53,354
And you seem so self-sufficient
and so good at everything.
492
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:56,148
I just thought I wouldn't
be needed anymore.
493
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,150
Do you understand?
494
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:01,278
Yes, I do.
495
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,196
I'll go see if I can't
find Aunt Clara.
496
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,490
Oh, she's at the bus station.
497
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:06,325
How do you know?
I asked her umbrella.
498
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:09,244
Good thinking.
I'll be back in a few minutes.
499
00:22:09,994 --> 00:22:12,414
Well, I hope he finds her.
500
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,751
You asked her what?
501
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,381
Oh, uh, family joke.
502
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,508
I just have a hunch she's there.
503
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,845
Well, maybe Aunt Clara
is right.
504
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:28,180
You are a witch after all.
505
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:29,974
I am.
506
00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:36,730
But don't spread it around.
507
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:40,526
No.
It'll be our secret.
508
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,324
Oh, Darrin,
you don't really think
509
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,285
that I bronzed your
tennis racquet, do you?
510
00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:53,330
Of course not, Mom.
I knew Pop was kidding.
511
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:56,125
However, I did bronze
your shoes.
512
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,626
Your football shoes.
513
00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:59,503
We're using them
for book ends.
514
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,797
Say, how would you girls
like to see a little magic?
515
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:02,923
Oh, Frank, for heaven's--
516
00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:04,592
We'll show you
a little trick here.
517
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:05,885
Uh, Aunt Clara.
518
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:07,678
Yes? Take a card
out of the deck, huh?
519
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,888
Just any card.
Go on.
520
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:10,431
Take it outta there,
and look at it,
521
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:11,515
and put it back in.
522
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:12,558
Don't let me see it now.
523
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,101
Oh.
524
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:15,853
Let me see.
525
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,354
Hmm, all right.
526
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:18,939
You got it?
527
00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:21,609
Yep.
All right, put it back in now.
528
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,861
Anywhere, just anywhere.
Right?
529
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,614
Alrighty, now, let's see.
530
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,907
Your card is the, uh...
531
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,200
Heh, it's funny.
532
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,994
This always worked before.
533
00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:35,164
You'll find it
in your top coat pocket.
534
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:40,044
Oh.
535
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,795
[Phyllis] Now, how did you do that?
536
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:43,005
I'm a witch.
537
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:48,969
Oh, well, now, I think I'll go
for our little constitutional.
538
00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,721
Do you mind if we walk
along with you?
539
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:53,015
Uh, er, walk?
540
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:54,558
Oh. Oh.
541
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,811
Oh, well, that might
be nice for a change.
542
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,063
You know, the next time we come,
543
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,148
I must bring
my sister, Madge, along.
544
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:04,151
She and Clara would have a ball,
wouldn't they, Frank?
545
00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:07,655
[Clara] Oh, dear...
546
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:10,991
They really seem to have
hit if off, haven't they?
547
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,076
They sure have.
548
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,536
And they think
you're the greatest.
549
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:15,788
That's nice.
550
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:18,624
Well, it's as I said,
all you had to be was yourself.
551
00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,167
You're right, darling.
552
00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:26,674
Samantha...
553
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,008
You said I should be myself.
554
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:30,386
I take it all back.
555
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:33,597
Maybe my folks aren't ready
for the real you yet.
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