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If we don't
come up with something
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on the Kingsley
potato-chip account,
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I may have to bring
Larry home tonight.
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That's all right.
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Two weeks, 12 hours a day,
and nothing.
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Where's my case?
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Here.
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I don't
understand it.
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I've never hit a dry spell
like this before.
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Well, you'll think
of something.
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I sure hope so.
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Well, better put a lot
of coffee on, just in case.
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Haven't you
forgotten something?
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Good.
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"A crunchy, tasty, crackling
good experience."
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"Fit for the crown heads
of Europe."
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What do you think,
Larry?
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Who cares about
the crown heads of Europe?
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We're selling a product
as American as apple pie.
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"Kingsley's Potato Chips,
as American as apple pie."
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I got it.
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"Kingsley's Potato Chips
may be new and improved,"
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"but they're still a chip
off the old block."
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This from the man
who gave the world
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the Caldwell
Soup slogan.
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Pathetic.
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Larry, I've got it!
I've got it! Listen.
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"Other potato chips may be like
chips that pass in the night,
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"but Kingsley's
Potato Chips
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make you feel
like your chip just came in."
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How can you say
something like that
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with such enthusiasm?
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I always get enthusiastic
when I'm desperate.
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I've noticed that.
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Whenever you leap to your feet
and start to yell,
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I know it's gonna
be a bomb.
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Look, Darrin,
why don't we knock off
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and try again tonight
at your house?
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"Knock off a bag
of Kingsley's Potato Chips
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tonight
at your house."
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How 'bout that?
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Yeah. How 'bout that?
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I don't get it, Lar.
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My mind just isn't
functioning properly.
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Relax, Darrin,
you're trying too hard.
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You're all tensed up.
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You're right, Larry.
Even my brain feels clenched!
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All you need
is a few hours rest,
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and I'm sure that by tonight,
you'll be brimming over
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with, uh... great ideas.
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"Kingsley--"
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Shhh...
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Tonight.
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That idea of yours about
the costumes and crowns,
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that wasn't too bad.
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Well, what was it?
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I'm so punchy,
I can't remember.
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The royal court, playing
on the word "king."
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Huh?
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Kingsley Potato Chips!
King!
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Any luck?
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Nothing, honey.
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Can't you remember
what you said?
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I'm sorry, Larry.
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My brain just
isn't working.
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Oh, Larry.
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He's tired.
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If only you could get away
for a little while,
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take some
time off.
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Mm. Maybe that
would help.
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Thanks, sweetheart.
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And I think I have
just the place.
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I own a little cabin
in the woods,
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a kind of a Catskill retreat.
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Sounds wonderful.
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Black?
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[Larry] With sugar.
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It's quiet, it's empty,
it's yours.
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Darrin can take tomorrow off,
and you can spend three days
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right in the middle
of the most beautiful scenery
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that ever
took your breath away.
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What's the place like, Larry?
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Well, it's, uh,
kind of rustic.
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Thanks, Sam.
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I haven't had a chance
to get up there in, let's see...
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three years.
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As a matter of fact,
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it's up
for sale now.
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Oh?
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Is it really quiet?
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There isn't even a phone.
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What do you say?
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No, Larry. I can't goof off
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in the middle
of an assignment.
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You're no good to me
like this.
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Miserable, sleepy, grumpy.
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I get enough of that
at home.
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Put it out
of your mind, Larry.
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There's nothing
you can do or say
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that'll make me go.
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You're fired.
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I'll go.
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Well, it's, uh, quite
something, isn't it?
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It certainly is.
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Rustic, dignified...
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Did you ever see anything
with so much... charm?
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And such
downright... character.
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Well...
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maybe it's better inside.
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Oh, my stars!
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Oh, honey,
watch where you step.
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You better
stay there.
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Well, here we are.
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Hovel, sweet hovel.
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How could Larry do this to us?
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So I didn't come up
with an idea.
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Is that any reason to send us
into penal servitude?
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Darrin...
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Mmm?
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Darrin.
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I...
No.
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Oh, but, Darrin--
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No, Sam. No magic.
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Look, honey, we can't
use your witchcraft
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every time we get
into trouble.
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There's something
unnatural about it.
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You understand,
don't you?
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Oh! Honey!
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Oh, boy.
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That's all we need.
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Sweetheart...
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may I make
an un-magical suggestion?
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Please do.
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Let's go home.
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Okay.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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We better check on
what the roads are like
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around here
when it rains.
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Remember, Larry said
no telephone.
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Honey, we'll just
have to chance it.
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Well, I'm game.
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I mean, even if the roads
are slippery and muddy,
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they can't
hold us up too long.
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And the chances of getting hit
by lightning are,
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well, extremely slim.
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And I suppose if the bridges
are washed out,
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it really won't--
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Okay, all right,
okay.
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Make your phone.
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Thank you.
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Operator, I'd like a road report
please, can you connect me?
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Sam.
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Ah. Mm-hmm.
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What was that?
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That was bad news.
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It seems like
the roads around here
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wash out when there's
a sun shower.
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Honey, I don't want
to chance it.
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Not in your condition.
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Brrr.
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Are you cold?
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Oh, well, a fire
would be nice.
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Well...
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Sam...
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does it make you
feel guilty to know
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that at this very moment,
the Boy Scouts of America
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are trying to do that same trick
with sticks and stones?
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Oh, so that's how they do it.
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My, isn't that
beautiful?
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Mm-hmm.
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It's the perfect time
for a little redecorating.
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Time for what?
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Take that silly old chair.
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There!
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That's better.
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Sam!
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You're right, sweetheart.
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I shouldn't
be doing it this way.
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You certainly shouldn't.
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I should just
do it all at once.
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That's not what I meant.
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Now, Darrin. You're
tired and overworked.
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And you really need
this little vacation.
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Oh, you don't want to
spend it in a--
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In a dreary, dilapidated
old shack, do you?
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Honey, I don't care about me,
I'm worried about you.
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Oh?
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Okay.
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You talked me into it.
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Well!
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Uh-huh!
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I guess a mother-to-be
deserves some privileges.
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How about
a father-to-be?
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Awww...
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It's pretty hard to put
anything over on you, isn't it?
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Then how come
you do it so often?
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Mr. Tate?
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Yes.
How do you do?
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How do you do? We're
Mr. and Mrs. MacBain.
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We've come in reply
to your ad.
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Ad?
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Concerning
your cottage.
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Oh. Oh, that ad!
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I'd almost forgotten it.
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It's been listed for so long.
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We just
got married, and...
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And we need a place
in the country.
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Don't we, Charles?
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We sure do, honey.
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We're going to be up
that way tomorrow.
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Is it all right if we have
a look at it, Mr. Tate?
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Of course.
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Oh! At the moment,
some friends of mine are there,
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but I'm sure they wouldn't mind
showing you through.
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We'd appreciate it,
Mr. Tate.
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From your
description of it,
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it sounds like just
what we've been looking for.
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Well, to be honest with you,
it might need a little work.
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You don't have
to sell us on it, Mr. Tate.
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For the money
you're asking,
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we don't expect
Buckingham Palace.
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Well, it has great potential.
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I'm sure anyone with talent
could work wonders with it.
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Whee!
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What a beautiful morning.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Sam!
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Ooh, there's no lock
on the door.
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I wonder if it's all right to
leave it open while we're gone.
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Oh, well, Darrin,
would you like me to...?
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Never mind.
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Okay.
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I guess I've used up my quota
of witchcraft for the weekend.
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For the weekend?
For the whole year!
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Well...
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Mr. Tate was right.
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It's no
Buckingham Palace.
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Who wants
Buckingham Palace?
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I adore it.
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So do I.
Come on.
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They don't seem
to be home.
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Try the door.
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Oh, Charles!
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It-- It's beautiful!
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It's just what we've
been dreaming about!
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You wouldn't believe it
from the outside.
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Oh, look at
these curtains.
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Nice bar.
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Oh, and the fireplace!
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Neat bar! Did you ever
see such exquisite furniture?
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Would you like
a drink?
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You get on that phone to
Mr. Tate, Charles, this minute.
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You're calling from the cabin?
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You will?
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At the listed price?
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Don't you even want
to quibble about it?
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He wants
$1000 down, honey.
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I think $1000 down
would be fine, Mr. Tate.
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Then it's a deal.
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[Tate] I'll have the papers drawn up.
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Thank you, Mr. Tate.
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My pleasure.
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Oh, you must be
Mr. and Mrs. Stephens.
265
00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:46,200
Welcome to our new home.
266
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,410
New...
267
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:48,453
What?
268
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,496
Home. We just bought it.
269
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:53,124
Lock, stock
and barrel.
270
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,460
Bought?
271
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,171
Lock, stock and barrel?
272
00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,340
That's what I said.
273
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,424
Didn't I, Charles?
274
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,092
You sure did, honey.
275
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,269
Sam, we can't let them.
276
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,063
You don't have
to whisper, Darrin.
277
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,440
They're outside,
looking at the grounds.
278
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,860
Sam, we've got to
get out of this.
279
00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,111
Got to?
280
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:24,280
Got to! We can't allow
that young couple
281
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,783
to spend their hard-earned
savings on this...
282
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:27,950
This dump.
283
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:28,951
Why?
284
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,745
We'll leave it
just as it is.
285
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,081
Honey, that's dishonest!
286
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,707
This isn't Larry's cabin.
287
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,125
This is witchcraft!
288
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:39,045
But they'd enjoy it so much.
289
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,755
Honey, turn it back.
290
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,090
Well...
291
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:45,134
Sam! Turn it back,
and let's get outta here!
292
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,095
Okay.
293
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,931
Mr. and Mrs. Stephens.
294
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,140
Yes?
295
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,601
It's too divine
to be true.
296
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,103
Yes, isn't it?
297
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,980
Charles thinks he's died
and gone to heaven.
298
00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,650
Well, that's one
way out.
299
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:05,154
Uh, don't you think you're
being just a trifle hasty?
300
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:08,866
I mean, things aren't
always what they seem.
301
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,785
There are
certain drawbacks.
302
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,953
Such as?
303
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,122
Uh, well...
304
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,957
the, uh...
305
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,542
The cross-ventilation.
306
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,585
It's, uh... broken.
307
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:23,589
Mrs. Stephens, have you
ever had a sinus condition?
308
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,591
Why, no, I...
309
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,801
Well, Charles has.
310
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,136
Awww...
311
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,263
And the doctor says
it won't get better
312
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:33,182
unless Charles can be where
he can get plenty of fresh air.
313
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,643
Must it be this air?
314
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,646
Well, the night Charles'
doctor said that,
315
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,982
I had a dream...
316
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,817
a little cottage
in the country.
317
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,778
And it was
so beautiful.
318
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,196
It was so real,
that...
319
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:50,324
Well, when I woke up,
I said to Charles,
320
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:53,411
"Charles, that's
the one I want."
321
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,830
Ever since then,
we've been looking.
322
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:59,083
For months and months.
We've seen hundreds of places.
323
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,336
And not until we saw
this one here that...
324
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,881
Did I see anything
that remotely resembled
325
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,425
the cottage of my dream.
326
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,636
Come on, Charles.
327
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:11,971
Where are you going?
328
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,097
Back to the city.
329
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,849
You changed your mind?
330
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,184
We're going to pack.
331
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,895
As soon as you're ready
to leave, we're moving in.
332
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,444
Darrin, I can't do it.
333
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,197
Honey, this house
is built by witchcraft.
334
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,283
It's the only one
of its kind.
335
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,202
Now, you don't want
poor Charles
336
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:37,079
searching forever
with his sinuses.
337
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,915
Why don't we just
leave it the way it is?
338
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,917
What possible harm
could it do?
339
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,293
Every time you say that,
340
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,295
I feel like taking out
accident insurance.
341
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,882
Okay, I'll call Fred Hinkle
in the morning.
342
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,133
Who's Fred Hinkle?
343
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,134
My insurance agent.
344
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,476
For Mr. and Mrs. Charles
MacBain.
345
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,561
Oh, the young couple
that were here yesterday.
346
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:04,440
Yes, they telephoned from
the cabin this afternoon.
347
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,234
Strange they went for
that price so quickly.
348
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,569
I asked for a couple
of thousand
349
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,071
more than I expected
to get.
350
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,782
Oh, don't write that,
Miss Thatcher.
351
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,534
Write this:
352
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,285
"Please draw up
the said contract
353
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,537
"as quickly as possible.
354
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,580
Yours very truly,
et cetera, et cetera."
355
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:21,457
Just type that up,
356
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,084
and then you can go,
Miss Thatcher.
357
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,627
Thank you.
358
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,844
There's no phone in that cabin.
359
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:36,931
That everything?
360
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,474
I think so.
361
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,310
Shhh.
362
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,186
What is it?
363
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,648
Isn't that
Larry's car?
364
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:47,608
It sure is!
365
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,484
Well, we can't
let him see the cabin
366
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,070
when it's not looking
a mess.
367
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,029
Turn it back!
368
00:17:56,157 --> 00:17:57,994
I can't believe it.
369
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:01,414
How could this place deteriorate
so much in three years?
370
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:04,292
Well, it, uh, has
a lot of potential.
371
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,210
I can't believe
you spent the night here.
372
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,337
Oh, it wasn't so bad.
373
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,590
Sam fixed it up
a little.
374
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,133
Fixed it up?
375
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,843
Yeah, it looked
pretty bad before.
376
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,136
Oh, it was a mess.
377
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,637
But can you imagine
what it would look like
378
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:19,223
with a few authentic
early-American pieces around?
379
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,976
Sure. It'd be the best
furnished, dilapidated shack
380
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,394
in the country.
381
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,646
[Larry] Why would the
MacBains want this place?
382
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,816
Maybe they're
con artists.
383
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:31,527
Do you suppose there's
oil on this property?
384
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,739
Darrin...
385
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,990
What, honey?
386
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:36,866
I'll be right back.
387
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,914
Hi, there.
388
00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:45,333
Hi!
Hi!
389
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,835
Well, ya see?
It's still there.
390
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:48,711
Still there?
391
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,379
Oh, when we got home
last night,
392
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,340
I had to keep convincing
myself it was real
393
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,634
and not just
some magical dream.
394
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,304
Alice still believes
in fairy tales
395
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,263
with happy endings.
396
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,183
Well, I'll do my best.
397
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,809
I beg your pardon?
398
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:04,685
Nothing.
399
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,354
I'm afraid
you're a little early.
400
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,272
Oh, that's okay. We'll just
sit in the living room
401
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,815
and drink up
the atmosphere.
402
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,859
I'll get it.
403
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,404
I still
can't believe it.
404
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,872
Well, welcome, landowners.
405
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,374
Such as it is.
406
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:27,541
Mr. Tate...
407
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,877
I hope you haven't
changed your mind.
408
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,337
Well, no.
409
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:32,421
Haven't you?
410
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:33,756
Why should we?
411
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:36,008
It's just as beautiful
as ever.
412
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,093
Beautiful?
413
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,887
I'm just crazy
about Early-American.
414
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:43,265
You sure have a good eye
for decorating, Mr. Tate.
415
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,725
I do?
416
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:49,063
There's such an air of...
enchantment about this place.
417
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,940
I can't explain it.
418
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,192
Uh, don't try.
419
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,734
Please, don't try.
420
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:55,820
Enchantment?
421
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:56,904
This pile of rubble?
422
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,323
To you, Mr. Tate,
423
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,950
a man in your position,
424
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:04,619
this may certainly seem
like a pile of rubble.
425
00:20:04,619 --> 00:20:07,164
But to Charles
and me, it's...
426
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:09,583
Well, it is
Buckingham Palace.
427
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:15,339
And to think it's all ours
for only $5000.
428
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:18,134
$5000?!
429
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,593
Oh, Larry,
430
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:20,594
I'm surprised at you.
431
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,304
Just look at this place!
432
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,513
Sam!
433
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,640
[Alice] I'll admit,
434
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,434
it wasn't easy
raising the money.
435
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,894
Here's our check
for the down payment.
436
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,396
A thousand dollars.
437
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,981
Tsk-tsk-tsk.
438
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,400
Five thousand dollars.
439
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:38,195
Well, we realize
it's worth a lot more.
440
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,864
Do you, Larry?
441
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,032
You're right, Samantha.
442
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,369
I can't let you have it.
443
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,580
Well, why?
444
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:49,790
It's a question of sleeping.
445
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,710
But the bed looks
extremely comfortable.
446
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,087
It's not your sleep
I'm worried about.
447
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,380
It's mine.
448
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,048
I don't
understand.
449
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,718
We want
this place.
450
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,888
All right.
451
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,017
But at my price.
452
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,644
A-and that is?
453
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,021
This.
454
00:21:12,061 --> 00:21:14,190
The down payment?!
455
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,691
Paid in full.
456
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,444
A thousand dollars?
457
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,821
You son of a gun.
458
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,414
I hope those kids
will be happy.
459
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:31,791
They looked happy to me.
460
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,959
You did a wonderful thing
for them, Larry.
461
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:38,047
Well, I suppose beauty
is in the eye of the beholder.
462
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:44,929
You know...
463
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,138
you're going to think
I'm crazy...
464
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:49,683
but there was a time
when that terrible old cabin
465
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,061
looked beautiful to me too.
466
00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:23,217
I can't get over the look
on that young couple's faces.
467
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,511
You know, there are times
when being a witch
468
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:26,554
can be very satisfying.
469
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,931
Well, don't
get carried away.
470
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,392
I meant it when I said,
"No more spells."
471
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:33,227
I promise.
472
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,936
Under any circumstances?
473
00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:36,146
Well...
474
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,940
Sam!
475
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,859
Under any circumstances.
476
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:40,901
Good.
477
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:43,237
You know, it's just
a matter of willpower...
478
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:45,739
self-control...
479
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:46,907
And I--
480
00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,952
What's the matter?
481
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,453
I don't know.
482
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:03,007
I can't understand it.
483
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,593
I had the car checked
just before we left.
484
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:09,888
Does that little needle
pointing to E mean anything?
485
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,600
Yes. It means I forgot
to get gas.
486
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:15,436
The last station's
about six miles back.
487
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,146
That's a long walk.
488
00:23:17,186 --> 00:23:18,981
It certainly is.
489
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,109
Really is raining out there.
490
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:23,903
Pouring!
491
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,821
Sam...
492
00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:28,157
What?
493
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,160
Sam...
494
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,202
uh, would you...?
495
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:33,662
You know.
496
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:34,997
Darrin!
497
00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:37,666
You said-- I know
what I said, but this is...
498
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:39,460
This is an emergency.
499
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:42,463
Under no circumstances,
you said.
500
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,673
Sam, this is no time
to split hairs.
501
00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:46,342
Oh, is that what I was doing?
502
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:48,385
Yes.
503
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,680
Honey, couldn't you make
this one exception?
504
00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:54,350
I promised no more spells.
505
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:55,935
Sam!
506
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,520
Would half a spell do?
507
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,731
Half a spell?
508
00:24:05,109 --> 00:24:07,029
Now try it.
509
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:09,156
All right.
510
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,704
Half a tank of gas!
511
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:18,540
Now, what were you saying
about self-control?
512
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,877
Well... nobody's perfect.
513
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:23,545
Not even me.
514
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,839
Shall we say...
515
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:29,885
there are times when being
a witch can be very satisfying.
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