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You were up early
this morning, huh?
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What were you doing
in the den?
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Darrin?
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Hm?
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Oh! I'm sorry, honey.
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Oh, just what I need.
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Ketchup with my oatmeal.
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Big day today, sweetheart?
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Good.
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Have a nice time.
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I have a feeling
I'm not getting through to you.
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I'm sorry, honey.
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I'm worried about a presentation
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I have to make
to a client today.
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Problems with the campaign?
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Well, with a little bit of work,
it could be mediocre.
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Can't you postpone
the meeting?
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Mm-mmm.
He's only in town for one day.
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I even got up early today to try to come
up with some new ideas for his product.
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Oh, honey--
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That's it!
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What?
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Honey.
That's the product.
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Sorry.
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Your cousin Miranda
is going to get married,
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and we're going
to the wedding,
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so be ready
to leave tonight.
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Don't you ever say hello?
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You'll enjoy a vacation
from this suburban prison.
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Mother, I can't go.
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The Tates are coming
for dinner tonight.
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And anyway, I couldn't
leave Darrin alone.
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You know, Samantha, your devotion to
that mortal is absolutely pathetic.
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Well, I suppose we could
drag him along.
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Show him how the elite live.
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Oh, I don't think so, Mother.
Besides, Darrin is very busy.
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And I-- Derwood, we're
all going to a wedding.
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So you better arrange to take two
days off from whatever it is you do.
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Don't you ever
say hello?
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Darrin,
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you think you could get
a couple of days off?
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I'm afraid not, honey.
I'm snowed under with work.
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I'm sure Larry
wouldn't let me off.
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Oh, I can take care of that.
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Oh? How?
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Well, I'll simply turn Mr. Tate
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into an inanimate object
for two days.
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He'll never know
you've gone away.
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Mother!
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Oh, well, it was
just an idea.
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Let's keep it that way.
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I'm afraid you'll just have
to count us out, Endora.
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Oh, don't give up so easily.
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I don't!
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You know the trouble
with your mother? Hm.
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She's here today
and here tomorrow.
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See you tonight.
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Endora!
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What a coincidence
seeing you here.
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Well, let's say a surprise.
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A very pleasant one, I hope.
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Well, I've never had a day
spoiled by an attractive woman.
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Oh, Mr. Tate.
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As a matter of fact,
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I've often told Darrin
he should be glad
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he has such a charming
mother-in-law.
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You should meet
Louise's mother.
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A real witch.
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Well, it happens
in the best of families.
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I'm glad that we happened
to meet, Mr. Tate.
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I wanted to ask a favor of you.
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Well, fire away.
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I'd like to take Samantha
and her husband out of town
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to attend a very special
family function.
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I'd really appreciate it if you could
spare him from the office for, uh...
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two days.
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Well, if it means that much
to you, of course I can.
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Oh, thank you.
I'll try to repay you sometime.
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Oh, that won't be necessary.
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Well, I'm afraid I'll
have to run. Oh?
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I was hoping to pick up
a teddy bear for my son,
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but they're all out of them.
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Well, there seem
to be plenty around.
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Oh, no.
I need one like this.
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It nods its head
when you press its toe.
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This was taken with my son.
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Oh, he has lovely brown eyes.
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Oh, he was very fond
of that teddy bear.
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So fond, that last night it finally
disintegrated under the constant affection.
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How sweet.
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I promised him I'd get him
another one just like it.
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Well, if I happen to run
across one, I'll let you know.
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Thank you.
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Nice seeing you, Endora.
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Thank you.
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Goodbye, Mr. Tate.
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Bye-bye.
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Is Mr. Tate in?
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Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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He's out.
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When do you expect him?
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I doubt if he'll be back today.
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He has a number
of calls to make.
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Can I help you?
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Yes.
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I'd like to send this to Mrs.
Tate with my compliments.
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Oh, isn't he cute.
What is your name, please?
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Endora.
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Endora.
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And your last name?
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Betty, do you have the charts
on the Harper account?
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Oh, right here, Mr. Stephens.
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Oh, I'll get them.
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You know, a psychiatrist could cure
you of an attachment like that.
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Oh, it isn't mine.
It's a gift for Mrs. Tate.
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Hm. It's an unusual gift.
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Well, the lady who delivered it wasn't
exactly the run-of-the-mill either.
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Very striking, with red hair.
Odd name too.
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Idora...
or Andora...
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Endora?
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That's right, Endora.
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What did she say?
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She told me to send
this to Mrs. Tate
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with her compliments.
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Let me have that.
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Kind of cute, isn't he?
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It's easy to see how people can become
so attached to inanimate objects.
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Oh, she couldn't.
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A lot of other things,
but not this.
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Are you all right,
Mr. Stephens?
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Have, um...?
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Have you seen
Mr. Tate today?
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No. He was supposed to phone,
but I haven't heard a word.
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Well, I better put this
in a box, and--
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No. I'll--I'll keep him.
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What?
I'll take care of it.
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Gee, I don't know, Mr. Stephens.
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I was supposed to send it
to his home.
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I don't want Mr. Tate
to get mad at me.
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You know what a bear
he can be.
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Betty, that's not funny.
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Did I say something wrong?
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No, of course not.
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Just let us have
a few minutes alone.
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I mean, will you excuse us?
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Me?
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Sure, Mr. Stephens.
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Sure.
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Larry?
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Larry, is that you?
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Larry, is it you?
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Did Endora turn you
into a teddy bear?
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Larry, nod your head
if you understand.
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Oh!
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Larry.
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Mother, will you
stop playing games?
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I can't talk with
that infernal din.
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Now, start packing, Samantha.
You're leaving tomorrow.
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I told you, Larry will
not let Darrin go.
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But I saw Mr. Tate,
and everything's taken care of.
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Mother--
I can't stay now.
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I'll be back soon.
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I'm off to get
a new wardrobe.
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Wait!
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Hold along, Lar.
Don't give up the ship.
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Hello, Sam?
Have you seen your mother?
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Yes.
She just left. Why?
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Did she say anything
about Larry?
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Well, she said something
about having seen him
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and having taken care
of everything.
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Taken care of everything?
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I don't really know what
she was talking about.
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Have you seen Larry?
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I'm holding him in my arms.
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Oh, well, then ask him--
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What?
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Sam, she did it!
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She did it!
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Put Larry in your arms?
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She turned him into
a teddy bear.
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A teddy bear?
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Darrin, are you sure?
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Don't you think I know
a teddy bear when I see one?
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Oh, this is terrible.
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Sam, you have to get ahold of her.
She has to take this spell off.
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Oh, but, Darrin,
I don't know where she is.
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She went on a shopping spree. We'll
just have to wait till she gets back.
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Well, what am I supposed
to do in the meantime?
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Look, darling, j-just keep him
warm a-and let him know you care,
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that is,
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you're trying to do something
about his, uh...
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condition.
Try not to worry too much.
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I'll phone you as soon
as mother shows up.
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All right, sweetheart.
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Well, Lar, you certainly
look warm enough.
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And you heard
what Sam said.
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We'll have you back
to normal in no time.
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You understand?
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Do... you... understand?
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Larry, you have every right to be
sore at me, but at least speak to me.
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Are you kidding?
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You spoke!
You spoke to me!
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Hardly, I think he's in
hibernation this time of year.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Stephens. Mr. Harper
said he couldn't wait any longer.
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As you know, my time
is somewhat limited.
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Yes, of course, Mr. Harper.
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Uh, thank you.
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Thank you, Betty.
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Nice to meet you, Mr. Harper.
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I think you met my assistant,
Ted Bertram,
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last time he was in town.
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Yes, how are you, Ted?
Nice to see you again.
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And this is the young lady who will
help us demonstrate our product.
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Oh, we met outside.
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Yes, we, uh, certainly did.
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Well, now that we've all met,
won't you sit down? Oh, thank you.
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Diane.
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Now...
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We, uh, haven't
met your friend.
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Friend?
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Mm-hmm.
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Um, I guess you're wondering why
I was talking to this teddy bear.
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Well, we all have
our hang-ups, Darrin.
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Yes. Well, uh...
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It's my hobby.
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Ventriloquism.
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I was practicing.
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You must have
a very funny act.
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Yes.
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Uh, well, uh,
I'll just be a moment.
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Doesn't look like
a ventriloquist's dummy.
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Seems to be just
an ordinary teddy bear.
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Well, I was only
using that to--
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Don't hold him like that!
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All the blood will rush
to his head. What?
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Are his eyes bloodshot?
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Ha! It's nice
to have a client
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with a good sense
of humor. Huh?
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I would like to call your
attention to the story-bear.
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Board!
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I'll have Diane read
the copy for you later.
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But right now, I would like
to tell you some of our ideas.
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Our ideas?
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Yes, Larry Tate's and mine.
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I'm only interested in hearing
your ideas, Darrin.
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You see we're a young,
progressive company.
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And frankly, I think
Mr. Tate's ideas
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are a bit too fuddy-duddy
for us.
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Well, you're wrong, Mr. Harper.
You're dead wrong.
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Er, uh, some of Larry Tate's
ideas are very creative.
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I'd say brilliant.
252
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,727
Well, I'm sure
that Mr. Tate's work
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is quite competent
in some areas, but not for us.
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You see we're looking for
something fresh and imaginative.
255
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:19,905
And I find that old-timers like
Tate, well, they're old hat. Stale.
256
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:22,283
Their ideas lack style.
257
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:25,245
And why are you doing that?
258
00:12:25,285 --> 00:12:26,412
Doing what?
259
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,539
Could you please put down
that teddy bear?
260
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,500
It's rather distracting.
261
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,168
Here let me hold him.
262
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,797
Aw.
263
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,803
He's so cute and cuddly.
264
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,972
I wouldn't do that
if I were you. Why?
265
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:47,141
He bites.
Uh, sheds!
266
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,851
Could we forget about
the teddy bear
267
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,062
and get on with
the presentation?
268
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:51,854
Of course.
269
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,482
Excuse me.
270
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,527
Is that you, Sam?
271
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,112
The model's dress is here!
272
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:02,115
Look, Betty, the only person
I want to speak to is my wife.
273
00:13:02,155 --> 00:13:03,992
Excuse me.
I'll go change.
274
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,410
[Darrin] Will you please
keep the line open?
275
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,330
Thank you.
276
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,332
I'm sorry, but, uh...
277
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,793
Where's Diane?
278
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,670
I think she went to change
into her costume.
279
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,672
What did she do with Larry?
Larry?
280
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,881
Teddy! I mean the teddy bear.
281
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,302
She took it into
the changing room with her.
282
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,261
She can't do that!
283
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,263
Darrin.
284
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:28,266
I've gotta get
that teddy bear back.
285
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,982
Ted, I don't want
to be an alarmist,
286
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,693
but I have a sinking feeling
that we're doing business
287
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,195
with a first-class fruitcake!
288
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:50,413
Diane!
289
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,622
[Diane] Yes.
290
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,791
Have you got a teddy bear
in there with you?
291
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,585
Yes.
Why?
292
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,170
He can't stay in there!
293
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,504
Give him to me!
294
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,256
Do you have to
have him right now?
295
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,175
I don't have any clothes on.
296
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,802
Just get him out of there!
297
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,727
Did you have to do that?
298
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,354
Are you all right?
299
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,732
No heartbeat.
300
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,444
Do you hear anything?
301
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:25,073
Mr. Stephens, teddy bears
don't have heartbeats.
302
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:28,242
Look, can we get on
with this meeting?
303
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,661
Um, yes. Certainly.
No!
304
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,413
Leave the teddy bear.
305
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:36,042
You don't understand, Mr. Harper.
He's sort of a mascot.
306
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:39,170
Look, Mr. Stephens,
you don't need luck
307
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,130
to sell us this campaign,
do you?
308
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,340
No, of course not.
309
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,884
I'll take care of him,
Mr. Stephens.
310
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,136
All right, but see that you
don't let him out of your sight.
311
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,429
Sure, Mr. Stephens.
312
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,264
Look, I'll put him right
in this drawer.
313
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,475
No!
You'll cut off his air.
314
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:55,269
Put him right here
on the desk.
315
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,647
And don't touch him.
316
00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:02,735
Are you ready, or do you want
to get into your Doctor Dentons?
317
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,865
The costume
is very nice, Diane.
318
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,791
Hi, Betty.
319
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,000
Is my husband in?
320
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,877
No, he's been
out all day, Mrs. Tate.
321
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:23,131
Oh. Well, never mind, I'll...
322
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:26,759
Oh, no! Larry must've
bought one too.
323
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,011
I've been looking all over town
for one just like this,
324
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,222
and finally located one
half an hour ago.
325
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,724
Well, I was supposed to send
this to your house.
326
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,601
A lady named, um,
327
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,646
Endora said to send it to you
with her compliments.
328
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,023
Oh, how sweet of her!
329
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,693
I wonder how she knew
we were looking for one.
330
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:44,944
Cute, isn't he?
331
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,446
Yeah.
332
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,781
Well, we can't use
two of these.
333
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,992
He must have come from
Tippet's Toy Shop.
334
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,494
It's the only place in town
that has them in stock.
335
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,580
I told them to send the bear
I bought to our house,
336
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,582
so I'd better return this one.
337
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,750
We'll just treat
the other one as a gift.
338
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,295
Do you want me to give Mr. Tate
any message when he phones in?
339
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,505
Oh, no, I'll be busy
all day too.
340
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,716
Just tell him to meet me
at the Stephens' tonight.
341
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,509
All right, Mrs. Tate.
342
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,564
Darrin,
343
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,316
why did you want me
to meet you here?
344
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,109
Louise returned Larry
to this store.
345
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,652
He's here somewhere.
346
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,862
Take it easy.
347
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:28,946
We'll find him, get him home.
348
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,156
And soon Mother will be there,
349
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,282
and everything will be
back to normal.
350
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:33,701
Oh, no, it won't.
Why not?
351
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,496
What do the words
"nervous breakdown" mean to you?
352
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,622
Awww.
353
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,542
Excuse me.
354
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,754
Did a brunette lady return
a teddy bear a little while ago?
355
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,297
Yes. Why?
356
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,716
Well, he's a very special bear.
357
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,801
I mean, he has
great sentimental value.
358
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,012
Would you mind telling us
where you put him?
359
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,055
On the shelf over there.
360
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,139
Thank you.
361
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,390
Don't worry, darling.
362
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,809
We'll have him home
safe and sound in--
363
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,903
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
364
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,321
Can't you tell
which one's him?
365
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,323
Not a chance.
366
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,492
Honey, maybe you
can contact him.
367
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,160
After all, you are a--
368
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,703
A witch.
369
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,330
Larry.
370
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:21,958
Larry?
371
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,921
Which one of you
is Larry Tate?
372
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,756
Larry?
373
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,633
Larry!
374
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:33,219
Is that you, Larry?
Lar.
375
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,972
Hey, Lar.
Give us a sign.
376
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,265
Larry.
377
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,599
Larry?
378
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,351
Lar...
379
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,144
Darrin, that must be him.
380
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,021
He nodded.
381
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,231
Lady...
Hm?
382
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,023
They all nod.
383
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,025
They do?
384
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,861
It's a button
in his toe.
385
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,739
Can you remember which one
the lady returned?
386
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,700
I'm sorry.
387
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,784
You sure?
388
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,328
Look, do you want to
make a purchase or not?
389
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,330
Uh, yes.
390
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,291
We'll take all
these teddy bears.
391
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,585
Mister, there are
24 teddy bears here.
392
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,379
I know.
We're having a picnic.
393
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,048
A teddy bears' picnic?
394
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,765
Honey, they all look
absolutely identical.
395
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,685
Isn't there any way we can
tell which one is Larry?
396
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:25,229
Hasn't he got a mole
or something?
397
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,315
Who notices moles?
398
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,650
Larry.
399
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,403
Darrin!
What?
400
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:36,365
Darrin, this must be Larry.
401
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:37,950
How can you tell?
402
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,704
He's the only one that doesn't
have "Made in Japan" on his--
403
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:42,747
Here.
404
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,249
And he doesn't have
this little tag either.
405
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,584
Ooh!
406
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:48,502
You're right.
407
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,212
It must be him.
408
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,340
Larry, are you all right?
409
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,090
Listen, I better get these
out of the way,
410
00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:56,010
so we don't get him
mixed up again.
411
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,678
Good idea.
412
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,057
I wish you wouldn't
keep staring at me
413
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,350
with those
unblinking eyes.
414
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:05,269
They're sort of accusing.
415
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:09,231
Oh, darling, I'm sure it's
nothing but your imagination.
416
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,316
Ha.
417
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,734
Bears don't bear grudges.
418
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,071
At least I don't think they do.
419
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,323
Are you sure your mother
420
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,991
is the only one that
can reverse the spell?
421
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:21,202
I'm afraid so.
422
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,703
I suppose I could try.
423
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:23,913
But not knowing the spell,
424
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,955
there's no telling
what would happen.
425
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,166
And I'd hate to end up
426
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,460
with a live bear
in the living room.
427
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:32,004
This time she did it.
428
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,924
This time she really did it!
429
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,315
Well, Darwin.
430
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,609
Ready for your
afternoon nap?
431
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,114
You ought to be arrested
and locked up.
432
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,782
Don't you ever
say hello?
433
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:00,991
Do you know what
you could get
434
00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:03,035
for turning a man
into a teddy bear?!
435
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,162
I have no idea.
436
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:09,250
But I can imagine they'd have
a hard time finding a precedent.
437
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,501
You know what you are?
438
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,753
You're a childish,
irresponsible old witch!
439
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:15,172
Darrin, Darrin, now,
I know you're upset.
440
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,340
Upset?!
441
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,509
She turned my boss
into a teddy bear!
442
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,136
Just to satisfy a selfish whim.
443
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:23,013
It's about time you thought of
somebody else besides yourself.
444
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,224
Are you quite through?
445
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,475
No, I'm not!
446
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,853
You better do
something about him!
447
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:30,896
Certainly.
448
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,902
So much for your boss.
449
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,157
She murdered him.
450
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,992
I don't believe it.
451
00:20:43,032 --> 00:20:44,410
Oh, mother wouldn't.
452
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,494
Sam...
453
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:47,163
Sam, call a doctor.
454
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,164
A doctor?
455
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,290
Sam, call a doctor!
456
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,750
He may still be alive.
457
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,002
Call a doctor before
he dies from...
458
00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:54,670
loss of... stuffing.
459
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,714
Darrin, I can't believe
460
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,965
that mother would do
something like that.
461
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:02,178
How can you say that with
Larry all over the table?
462
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,023
I rang twice, but nobody--
463
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,777
Hey, looks like you
had a little accident.
464
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,071
Is Larry here yet?
465
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,992
Is something the matter?
466
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,077
Um, matter?
467
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:28,996
No.
468
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,832
No, you just caught us
in the middle of something.
469
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,792
Do you want me to help
you clean up that mess?
470
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,546
We were just going to try
and put him back together.
471
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,215
Listen, forget it.
472
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:42,676
Whatever that was originally,
it's beyond repair now.
473
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,929
But I'll help you
clean it up th--
474
00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:47,973
Hey, that looks familiar.
475
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,892
Familiar?
476
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,561
Our little boy
has a teddy bear--
477
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:54,605
Sam, I can't stand it
any longer.
478
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,232
I have to tell her.
479
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:57,691
Darrin, Darrin, I don't think
you should rush into this.
480
00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:00,109
Sam, it's the only
decent thing to do.
481
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,489
Louise, sit down.
482
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,782
But what is this?
483
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:10,830
Louise, these pitiful
bits of cotton and fuzz
484
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:14,667
are all that's left
of dear L--
485
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,504
Larry!
486
00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:20,464
Larry!
487
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,882
What's the matter
with you, Darrin?
488
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:24,301
You act as though I'd just
returned from the dead.
489
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,636
Larry, is it really you?
490
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:28,055
If it really is you,
nod your head.
491
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,682
Is he kidding?
492
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:32,226
Darrin, maybe you ought
to sit down.
493
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,686
He's had a hard day.
494
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,605
Well, it couldn't have been
any worse than my day.
495
00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,482
How do you mean?
496
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:39,483
Oh, you know.
497
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,652
One meeting after another.
498
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,529
Hi, Louise.
499
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,656
Who knocked the stuffing
out of that teddy bear?
500
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,742
Oh, it's a long story.
501
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,411
Well, he looks like I feel.
502
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:53,330
I think we could all use
a little drink before dinner,
503
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:55,249
don't you?
Hear, hear.
504
00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:56,333
Don't you?
505
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,835
By all means.
506
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,670
Eat drink and be merry,
507
00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:00,796
but tomorrow
508
00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:03,590
I apologize to your mother.
509
00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:11,307
I think mother accepted
your apology rather graciously,
510
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:12,892
don't you?
Yes.
511
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,852
Although I did have a little
trouble getting to my feet
512
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:18,731
after being in that kneeling
position for so long.
513
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,066
Well, the only problem
we have now
514
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:24,737
is what to do
with 23 teddy bears.
515
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,405
That is not the only problem.
516
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:28,574
I'd also like to convince
Larry and Mr. Harper
517
00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:31,619
that just because I bought
24 teddy bears--
518
00:23:33,244 --> 00:23:35,955
Twenty-four teddy bears.
519
00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:37,917
All nodding yes!
520
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,753
Twenty-four teddy bears
all nodding yes?
521
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:43,631
Don't you see?
Bears, honey?
522
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:46,175
Twenty-four teddy bears
all nodding yes
523
00:23:46,215 --> 00:23:48,093
to a jar of Harper's honey.
524
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,595
Oh.
525
00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:50,763
I might be able to get him
526
00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:52,640
before he leaves
for the airport.
527
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,933
At least it'll be
a good excuse
528
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:56,644
for me being so
preoccupied with bears.
529
00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:03,484
Mr. Harper, please.
530
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:05,569
He has?
531
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,155
He just left three minutes ago.
532
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:11,659
Are you absolutely sure
he checked out of the hotel?
533
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:17,289
He is?
Great.
534
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,457
I just got a lucky break.
535
00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:19,792
He's coming back into the hotel?
536
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:22,586
He's heading back
to the desk right--
537
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,421
How did you know that?
538
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:29,009
Would you believe me if
I said it was intuition?
539
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,386
Of course.
540
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:31,887
But just this once.
541
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,848
Hello, Mr. Harper!
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