All language subtitles for Bewitched.S02E07.Trick.or.Treat.Imprint.Black.and.White.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track4_[eng]

Wake up.

Wake up,
Samantha.

This is the day.

Mother, what--?

It's 5:00
in the morning.

Well, I wanted to give you
time to pack your bags.

What are you
talking about?

Samantha, I've let you have
your own way a good deal

since you
were married,

but this is the one time
you'll do as I say.

Oh, Mother!

You owe it
to your past.

I'll be back
in four hours,

and then we'll start
on our journey.

Would you mind telling me
what this is all about?

This is the black day
for us, Samantha.

This is Halloween!

What's the matter,
honey?

Did you have
a bad dream?

No.

I'm just
starting one!

Why aren't you
ready to leave?

I am not going to the Sacred
Volcano with you, Mother.

Well, I'm not going to
have you stay and be hurt

by all those children
dressed like old crones.

I'm not going
to leave Darrin.

Besides, we're
having company.

You're having a party?

On Halloween?

It isn't a party.

We're just having
the Tate's

and a client and his wife
for dinner.

You're actually taking part
in their barbaric customs?

Mother, when I married Darrin,
it was for better or for worse.

Halloween
is part of the worse.

I never thought I'd see
a daughter of mine

condoning bigotry.

I don't condone it.

Anyway, Darrin
is not bigoted.

He understands my problem
perfectly.

Excuse me.

Parcel for
Mrs. Stephens.

Sign here, please.

Thank you.

You see?

I told you
Darrin understood.

Ah.

He knew I was upset,
and he sent me a gift.

Oh, Mother, I wish
you'd believe me.

Darrin is really
a sweet, sensitive man.

What'll we
turn him into?

A tadpole

or an iguana?

Darrin wouldn't
do this.

He-- He just
wouldn't.

There must be
some explanation.

Maybe we should turn
him into a centipede

and have him trip
and break all his legs.

Wouldn't that
be marvelous?

Well, that wouldn't
solve anything.

The reason our marriage
is a success

is because we don't
give into illogical emotion.

We discuss our problems
calmly and rationally

and solve them like two
mature adults, who realize--

Darrin!

How could
you do this?

Honey, I don't know a thing
about witches' hats.

Darrin?

Wait a minute,
honey.

What?
I sent them.

What?

Well, they're from the line
of party favors

that Jack Rogers'
company makes.

And since he's coming
to your house tonight--

Larry, how could you do
a thing like that? What?

What are you trying to do,
ruin my marriage?

Tear down everything
I've built up?

How can a few little
witches' hats do that?

They're obscene,
that's why.

We wouldn't have them
in the house.

Witches' hats?

Yes, witches' hats.

Uh, besides,
Sam doesn't like them.

They don't go in
with her decorating scheme.

Honey? Uh...

Try not
to be upset.

Well, don't pay
any attention to them.

I'll talk to you
later, okay?

Okay, sweetheart.

Bye.

Well?

We're going to talk
about it later.

Well, the time
for talk is over.

Mother.

Ooh.

Good.

I've stopped all your calls
for a few minutes.

What do you want?

I want Samantha to come with me
to the Sacred Volcano.

Samantha is not going
to be taking any trips

in her condition, so--

The sacred what?

Volcano.

We go there
on Halloween.

Endora, if you think
I'm going to let Sam

participate
in some weird rites--

We do not have
any weird rites.

Well, Sam and I have worked
things out for ourselves.

We're doing very nicely,
thank you.

I'm sure you are.

You've corrupted my daughter.

Oh, for Pete's sake.

If you'll excuse me,

I have some things
to do, Endora--

All right.

That does it.

Get out.

Ha-ha.

All right.

You may not have
anything to do,

but I have a meeting
to go to.

You're not
going anywhere.

I'm not going
anywhere?

I'm not going
anywhere.

Will you stop that?

Look, all I want
you to do

is to tell Samantha
she can go with me.

And I won't play the game
according to your rules.

Now, let me go.

Let Samantha go.

Absolutely not.

All right.

I've tried
to be nice to you.

Have a good time tonight,
Darwin.

You have
a good time too.

I hope the volcano
erupts.

I hope they're
on time.

If they can get past
those trick-or-treaters,

they'll be here
any minute.

Well, the kids should be
going to bed pretty soon.

Sweetheart,

I'm a little worried
about Mother.

From what
you told me,

you were pretty firm
with her this afternoon.

Relax, honey.

That's the only way
to handle her.

You have to stand
your ground.

There they--

Sorry, honey.

Trick or treat!

Ha.

There you are.

Oh.
Watch that.

There's one
for you.

And for you.

Thank you very much.

Thank you
very much.

Hey, look, I got
some pretzels.

Trick or treat?

Don't push me,
little boy.

Aren't you gonna
give us anything?

More than you
bargained for

if you don't run along,
little fellow.

Then we're gonna have
to trick you.

I'm ready if you are.

Abracadabra.
You're a tree.

Wow!

L-let's get
out of here!

That should hold them.

Heh, heh, heh.

Well, don't
we look pretty.

Cut the small talk.

What do you got?

Looks like junk to me,
mister.

I'm sorry, but it's
the bag or nothing.

No dice.

I'm going to have
to trick you.

Go ahead.
Trick me.

Mitzle, picket,
rasid, tamick.

You're tricked.

You'd better
watch out.

I'm not worried.

I've been tricked
by experts.

Well, honey, that
should be the last of them.

Everything's ready.

Good.

I think I'll go
and check the roast.

Oh, by the way,
did you chill the--

Darrin?

What is it, honey?

Your face.

What about my face?

Well, it's all
kind of...

It's all kind of--

Ooh.

Sam, what's happening?

Darrin, is this
some kind of joke?

No.

Well, what did you do?

What did I--?

I didn't do anything.

I went to the door.

There was a little
girl there. I--

Well, what did
she do?

She didn't
do anything.

She pointed
a finger at me,

and then she mumbled
a few words.

Uh, picket, ficket,
or some-- Oh.

What is it?

What was she wearing?

She was wearing
a gypsy outfit, I think.

Uh-oh.

What?

Mother.

And then she turned
into a tree.

That's the silliest thing
I ever heard.

Mother!

Oh, hello,
Samantha.

You come into the house
right away

and take that
spell off Darrin.

What if I don't
want to?

You're coming with me
this instant, or I'll--

You'll what?

I'll spank you.

You can't talk to
your mother like that.

Wow. What costumes
they have.

The little one
was the mother.

Why did you
do this to me?

I think he looks
charming with a beard.

Sam!

You--!

Somebody--
Do something.

Take this thing off of me.

If Mother put the curse on,
I can't take it off.

Mother, I demand you
remove that curse.

Curse?

What curse?

Oh, nothing much.

You're going to be
a werewolf.

If this is your
idea of a joke...

Hardly.

Now, look, Endora,
if you--

My hands!

Oh, good.
Company.

Um, just a minute.

I can't let anybody
see me like this.

Up! Up!

I'll go in the den
and concentrate.

Maybe it will
come to me.

It had better.

Good evening.

Hello, Louise.

Samantha.

Phyllis and
Jack Rogers.

How do you do?
It's nice to meet you.

Nice to
meet you.

Well.
Where's Darrin?

Oh, uh, he'll
be right down.

He's upstairs
changing.

Into what?

Who knows?

How are you feeling,
Samantha?

Oh, marvelous,
marvelous.

I remember when
we had our first child.

Yes,
Jack Junior.

The miracle
of birth.

That inspired our line
of diaper cards.

Jack is so pleased

with the way your husband's
handled his account.

Oh, the Halloween sales
were fantastic.

Decorations up 10 percent,
party favors up 17 percent

and Bag-O-Bones
costume--

- -Up 28 percent.

[Darrin] Hi, everybody.

Hello.

Hi, darling.

You all right?

Oh, I'm fine.
Don't worry.

They must be
very much in love.

He was only
upstairs.

Well.

Louise.

Larry.

Hi, Darrin.
Jack.

This is my wife,
Phyllis.

Hi, Phyllis.

What happened
to your hand?

Cut myself shaving.

Uh, Larry, will you fix
another round of drinks?

I have something
to do in the den.

Uh, I'll
go help.

Excuse me.

Wouldn't leave his side
for a minute.

Oh, that's love.

Did you remember
it yet?

It's not easy.

Do you know there are over 7000
combinations of magic words?

Well, try
them all.

The hair's
growing back.

That might
be dangerous.

I did one
a minute ago.

A horse,
right on the sofa.

Well, if everything else fails,
get the horse back.

I may have to leave
in a hurry.

Mother.

Please
concentrate.

I'll try, dear.

Ooh!

Jack,

What was that marvelous costume
you had a couple of years ago?

Oh, you must mean
the elephant.

[Phyllis] I think she
means the family package.

Oh, yes.

The "Togetherness
Outfit."

What was that?

Well, it was
a skyscraper.

Parents on the bottom,
kids on the top.

[Larry] Can't understand
why it didn't sell.

[Jack] Brilliant concept.

Uh, uh, excuse me.

Look.

Look what's
happening.

I'm still trying
to remember.

Well, keep trying.

What happens after
the nails?

Let me see your teeth.

My teeth?

Good.
No fangs yet.

Fangs?

You're doing fine.

Your ears aren't
even pointed yet.

Just your head.

If you think
this is funny--

Darrin, I feel
terrible.

I really do.

Do you think I want my daughter
married to a werewolf?

Well, you keep trying.

I'm going to go
shave again.

No.

I better do it
down here.

[Samantha] More coffee anybody?

I'll have some,
Samantha.

Where is he?

Who?

Darrin.

Darrin?

Your husband.

Oh.

What is it, Sam?

You're acting funny.

Well...

I have a lot
on my mind.

Rogers' is
an important account.

This is no time
to act funny.

Now, will you please
get Darrin in here?

Tell him to
shape up.

Oh!

Gee, Larry,
I'm sorry.

Endora?

Endora?

Endora?

Endora,
where are you?

Endora!

Endora, this is no time
to play hide-and-seek.

Endora!

Darrin, you can't keep running
in and out like this.

Well, what am I
supposed to do?

Look at this.

And now your mother's gone.

Make some excuse for me.

I've gotta find her
before it's too late.

Darrin, wait!

Oh, my stars.

I'll be honest
with you, Larry.

I don't understand
Darrin tonight.

Yeah.

He does seem
a little edgy.

I don't believe
he wanted us over here.

Hey, you.

Hi, Larry.

It sounds like
a marvelous recipe.

It certainly does.

But what do you do with
the marshmallows, Samantha?

Bring them to a boil
and add the radishes.

What?

Samantha.

Hm?

Is anything
the matter?

Uh, no, no.

Look what we found
in the backyard.

Hi, everybody.

Surprise!

Darrin?

Sure,
it's Darrin.

Phyllis, will you look at
that costume? Oh, I wish

I could make one
like that.

Darrin, why are you
wearing that?

You know what this crazy,
wonderful guy did?

Well, the kids next door like me
to dress up on Halloween.

Oh, I can't
believe it.

Will you look
at that?

That hair almost
looks real.

Argh!

What was that?

Uh...

Oh, uh, that?

Uh, a little--

A noisemaker
inside my mouth.

It comes with
the costume.

That's my favorite part.

Do it again,
darling.

Oh, that's
ingenious.

I think
it's stuck.

Heh-heh.
That's the best part.

The kids are crazy
about it.

Oh, I wish you'd come
and show that

to Jack Junior
sometime.

Oh, that--
That would be a pleasure.

Darrin, Darrin,
Darrin, Darrin.

I think you
better change.

Now.

Boy, that's great!

Get away
from me, Sam.

I don't know what
I'm gonna do next.

Oh, my stars,
Darrin.

The closet.

Lock me in
the closet.

Lock me in.

Now, you hold on,
dear.

I'll go see
if I can find Mother.

If I get any worse,
call the police.

Oh, I couldn't
do that.

Then call
the zoo.

Oh!

Mother, why did
you do this?

For a very
good reason.

Perhaps next year,

Darwin won't treat
Halloween so lightly.

You mean, you knew
the spell all along?

Take it off
this minute.

Give me one good reason
why I should.

He's my husband,
and I love him.

Well, that's not
good enough.

Not this time.

Not until this mortal
has really learned his lesson.

His lesson?

You're just as bad
as they are.

At least they
have an excuse,

but I thought
you knew better.

What do you mean?

For years you've
been complaining

about how they make
fun of witches.

"Oh, we're not
like that," you said.

"We're nice, civilized
people," you said.

But we are.

But now you're
acting just like

those ignorant people
think a witch acts.

You're behaving exactly
like their stereotype witch.

And you're doing it
to the one person

who was willing to believe
we were different.

Well,

I'll say it once,
and only once.

I was wrong,
Samantha.

I'm sorry.

[Darrin] What's going on out there?

Oh, Darrin.

Sweetheart.

Endora, you
remembered the words.

I never forgot them.

She never forgot--

You never forgot them?

You mean this whole thing
was a joke?

The hair, the fangs,
the claws--

How could you
do that?

Simple.

Mitzle, picket, rasid, tamick.

Well, I'm sorry you couldn't
come earlier, Endora.

It certainly has been
nice meeting you.

Well, thank you
very much.

Yeah, she's loads
of fun. Oh, yes.

Darrin,

next Halloween I want you to
wear that costume to our house.

Well, we'll have
to see about that.

Now, don't worry,
Larry.

He'll probably
be there.

That was
a marvelous costume.

Yours too,
Endora.

I beg your pardon?

Uh, that bizarre outfit
you're wearing.

Oh, and that hairdo.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Jack, your car's waiting. Oh.

You were saying,
Mr. Rogers?

Oh, that's a great outfit
you're wearing.

You must have
won first prize.

Mother, why don't you help me
with the dishes.

Costume, eh?

Oh, yeah, yeah!
Mother!

Good night,
Jack.

Good night,
Darrin.

Good night.

Happy Halloween.

Oh, yes.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

[Endora] Ta-ta, Darwin.

See you both soon.