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...and over here,
Sweet Osmanthus,
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African violets, gloxinias.
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Well, they're
perfectly beautiful!
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Thank you.
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I know I'm sometimes a bit
of a bore about my hobby,
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but, uh, before we discuss
your advertising campaign,
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I'd like to show you
my pride and joy.
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Ooh!
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This is a black Peruvian rose.
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A Peruvian rose?
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Yes. A Peruvian Rose
is very rare,
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but a black Peruvian rose
is almost unheard of.
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It took me nine years
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of experimental
cross-pollination
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to produce this bloom.
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Did you hear that, honey?
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Sam, what's wrong?
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Uh... I feel a little strange.
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Strange?
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Uh, dizzy. I, I don't
understand it.
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Call a doctor.
Don't worry, honey.
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We'll get you right
to the hospital.
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You don't have a thing
to worry--
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Well, don't just stand there,
call a doctor!
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Darrin, I'll be all right.
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Don't be alarmed, Darrin.
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A little dizzy spell
is to be expected
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when a girl is, uh...
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"Uhhh" has nothing
to do with it.
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People like her
don't get sick.
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Shh! Darrin!
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You feeling any better?
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About the same.
Now don't worry, honey.
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I'm sure it's nothing.
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You've never
been sick before.
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I've never been pregnant before.
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Would you bring me the tray?
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I'm gonna call the doctor again.
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But, Darrin, you called him
10 minutes ago.
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He'll call back as soon as he--
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No arguments.
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What happened?
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I have a feeling
we're calling the wrong doctor.
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You think we need a specialist?
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Mm-hmm.
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A witch doctor.
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My magic is on the blink.
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Honey, your witchcraft
not working could mean
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there's something
seriously wrong.
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N-now, Darrin,
don't be upset.
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I-I'm just tired.
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Maybe my execution
of the spell was sloppy.
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Sam, don't try
to make me feel good.
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Now, normally, I'd be pleased
if your witchcraft didn't work,
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but not if it means you're sick.
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Try something else.
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The window.
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Try opening the window.
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Darrin...
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Sam... the window.
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Go on.
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That did it.
I'm calling the doctor.
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Darrin, now what good
would that do?
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What are you gonna tell him?
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My wife's witchcraft
is out of whack?
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Of course not.
But there's something wrong,
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and I'll feel a lot better
after he's checked you over.
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Abner, a car just drove up
in front of the Stephens'.
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It's a doctor.
I can tell by his bag.
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He went right in.
How about that?
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Gladys, you were born
100 years too late.
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What do you mean
by that?
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You'd have made
a great town crier.
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Do you think I ought to takeover
some of my chicken soup?
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No.
Why not?
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There's a city ordinance
against poisoning people.
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Darrin, try to relax.
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Dr. Anton said
I was just fine.
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We know better.
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Well?
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Honey, I won't feel relaxed
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until you're completely
back to normal.
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How's your...?
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I don't know.
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Let's see if I can
put the window back together.
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Oh...
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I'm beginning to understand
how Aunt Clara feels.
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Sam, what can it possibly be?
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I don't know.
I wish Mother were here.
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I bet she'd know
something about all this.
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Can't you concentrate?
Figure out where she is?
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Nope. I already tried.
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When Mother wants
to make herself scarce,
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nobody can find her.
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Isn't there anyone else?
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Well... there's Aunt Clara.
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[Gladys] Yoo-hoo.
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Can I come in?
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I knocked at your front door,
but I guess you didn't hear me.
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No, uh, we didn't.
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Well, I didn't want
to knock very loud,
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in case it would disturb you.
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I saw the doctor
drive up and, uh,
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I thought maybe a little
chicken soup might--
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Ooh!
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What's the matter?
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What's the door
doing here?
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Well, it, uh--
It leads to another room.
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Over the front lawn?
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Cantilevered.
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We're adding a nursery.
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Ah!
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The room hasn't been built yet.
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You mean... you put a door
in the wall first?
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How else would we
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get into the room to build it?
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Thank you very much for bringing
the chicken soup, Mrs. Kravitz.
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Well, uh...
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they always say,
"Chicken soup is always...
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Aah!
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What's the matter with her?
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I don't know.
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I guess the poor woman's seen
so many strange things,
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that she's probably...
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She--
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Sam, your face!
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What's the matter with it?
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It's covered with spots.
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Square... green spots.
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Square green spots,
all over her face, Abner.
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What do you think of that?
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So?
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How can you be
so calm?
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Nobody ever had square
green spots before.
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Nobody ever had
your chicken soup before.
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Have you any idea
what's the matter?
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I think her magic
has gone to pot,
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and she's developed
square green spots.
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Aunt Clara, we thought maybe
you'd know what disease I have.
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Well, uh, judging from
the symptoms,
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I should think it's, uh,
a square-green-spot disease.
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Is that serious?
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No, I don't think so.
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It's inconvenient, and, uh...
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it lasts a whole year.
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[Darrin] A year?!
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Yes. Usually only witches
in Peru get it.
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Aunt Clara...
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we were looking
at a Peruvian rose earlier.
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Could that have had
anything to do with it?
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Was it a black rose?
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Oh... dear.
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That explains...
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Explains everything.
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You know, a Peruvian black rose
was a part of the formula
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that they used to drive
the witches out of Peru.
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I didn't know
they had witches in Peru.
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Well, they haven't.
It worked.
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Well, Aunt Clara,
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you said the disease
is not serious,
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but Sam's pregnant!
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Oh, really?
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Well, I, I've never known it
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to have that effect before.
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Never.
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Aunt Clara, Darrin wants to know
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if my having the disease
while pregnant is serious.
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Well, there's only one way
to find that out.
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Ask a Peruvian witch
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who was pregnant
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when she got
the square-green-spot disease.
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Off hand, I, uh...
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I think the chances
of finding her is...
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not too good.
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[Darrin] Isn't there anything
we can do?
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Well, if I only had
the right ingredients,
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I could whip up a brew that
would get rid of it like that.
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You could?
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Why, of course.
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Darrin, now,
would you mind running out
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and picking up
some items I need?
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Of course not, Aunt Clara.
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There's a drug store right
here in the neighborhood.
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Stays open all night.
Oh.
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Exactly what do you need,
Aunt Clara?
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Well, now, let me see.
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I think you'd better
make a list.
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Well, now, let me see...
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Two bat wings.
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Uh, half a pint
of porpoise milk.
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And be sure it's fresh.
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Four eye of newt.
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And, uh...
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an ostrich feather.
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One.
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Yes, that's it.
Got that, dear?
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Yes, Aunt Clara,
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but where am I gonna
get all these things?
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Oh, well, I'll give you
the address
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of a little place
that I shop.
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Wilbur-- Wilbur, there's no uses
ending me anymore brooms.
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I just can't move them.
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The young witches today just
wouldn't be caught dead on one.
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Come in, come in.
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Wilbur, let's face it,
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they just don't give a hang
for tradition anymore.
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No, can't think of
a thing I need, Wilbur.
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Oh, except, uh,
half a dozen tail of iguana.
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Uh-huh. Okay.
No rush, Wilbur.
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Well, what can I do for...
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Oh, I suppose you're wondering
about the phone?
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Uh, yes, I was.
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Well, as a matter of fact,
up till last week,
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I did use a crystal ball,
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but then I finally decided
to try the phone.
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Why fight progress, right?
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I guess so.
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Now, sir, what can I do for you?
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Oh, well, it's all right here.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh, porpoise milk.
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Porpoise milk.
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Please make sure it's fresh.
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Fresh?
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Why, I milked the porpoise
myself this morning.
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Here we are.
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Now, four eye of...
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Four eye of...?
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Oh, what's that?
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Uh, "newt," I think.
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Oh, yes, right over
there in that jar.
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Help yourself.
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I find most of my customers
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like to pick out
their own eye of newt.
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♪ Bat wings, bat wings
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♪ Ba-ba-ba ba-bat wings
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You're, uh, sure you
don't want the whole bat?
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No, thanks.
Just the wings.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Would you believe it?
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You're the first customer
I've had in here in days?
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Business slow?
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Mmm. Witch supply business
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just ain't what it used to be.
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Nowadays, everybody uses
them instant spells.
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Just one quick incantation,
it's all over.
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Well, now, is that gonna be all?
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One ostrich feather.
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Oh, I am sorry.
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We're fresh out
of ostrich feathers.
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Now, where...?
Where did I put my abacus?
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Ah! Here we are.
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I've got to get
an ostrich feather.
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He tried to steal your what?
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My ostrich feather.
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Came right up to me
on the street,
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and said,
"I want your feather."
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Sergeant, I offered
to buy her feather.
259
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,599
We'll get to you later.
260
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:47,642
Go on.
261
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,602
Well, I said I had no intention
262
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,271
of selling my feather.
263
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,606
And then I started
to leave.
264
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,607
But he followed me.
265
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,318
I see.
266
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,990
Okay, what's your story?
267
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,284
Well, sergeant, I, uh--
268
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,660
I know my behavior
must seem very strange,
269
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,121
but I do have an explanation.
270
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,580
Oh, I can hardly wait.
271
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,500
First of all, I didn't want
the feather for myself.
272
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:13,710
So far, so good.
273
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,211
It was for my wife.
274
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,754
You see, I promised her one,
275
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,756
and I didn't want
to disappoint her.
276
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,175
Secondly, as I
pointed out before,
277
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,261
I offered to buy the feather.
278
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:27,307
At no time did I, uh,
try to take it by force.
279
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,475
Lady, do you wanna
prefer any charges?
280
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:33,104
Well...
281
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:37,357
Well, since no actual damage
was done to my feather,
282
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,693
I guess not.
283
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,070
Okay. You can go.
284
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:44,449
Oh, may I say something
before the lady leaves?
285
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,034
Go ahead.
286
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,952
Would you take $30 for it?
287
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,583
You never give up, do you?
288
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:01,381
You've got the guts of a lion,
you know that?
289
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,551
Sergeant, do I look like the
type of man who would go around
290
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,845
accosting ladies
in the middle of the night?
291
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:09,766
No. No, I must admit you don't.
292
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,934
You seem normal enough.
293
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,102
Well, thank you, sergeant.
294
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,064
By the way, what's in the bag?
295
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,399
Oh, just some things I bought.
May I go now?
296
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:21,652
Just as soon as you tell me
the contents of the bag.
297
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,737
Does it matter?
298
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:26,240
It matters.
What's in the bag?
299
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:30,828
Uh, two bat wings,
half a pint of porpoise milk...
300
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,414
four eye of newt.
301
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,417
You remember what I said
about you seeming normal?
302
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,796
Forget it.
303
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:43,966
Abner, he's back.
304
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,760
Mr. Stephens is back.
305
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,096
Come to bed, Gladys.
306
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,765
I bet she has
some strange disease,
307
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,100
and we could catch it.
308
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,936
Abner, you wanna wake up
with something strange?
309
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,771
I've been doing that
for 20 years.
310
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,106
Why change now?
311
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,483
Very funny.
312
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,611
So they finally let me go,
313
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:06,030
but the whole experience
was rather nerve wracking.
314
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,116
Oh, you poor thing.
315
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,868
Never mind about me,
I'm worried about you.
316
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,121
They seem to be
getting bigger.
317
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,081
[Clara] Never mind.
When I get my potion,
318
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,624
she'll be as right as rain.
319
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:19,877
But aren't you still missing
one ostrich feather?
320
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,380
Oh, uh, yes. Yes.
321
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:26,175
Well, I'll try
to conjure one up.
322
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,429
Now, cross your fingers.
323
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,140
Is that part of the spell?
324
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:35,643
No, but I need all the luck
I can get.
325
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,980
Now, one...
326
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,774
ostrich feather...
327
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:44,986
Prankus stoatus...
328
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,779
nicksby...
329
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,781
rashby!
330
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:59,375
I didn't realize
they were that big, you know.
331
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,592
There now.
332
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,052
Is that enough, Aunt Clara?
333
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,263
I think so.
334
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,349
Oh, yes. Yes.
335
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,895
Well... to my health.
336
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,400
Blech.
337
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,361
How about the...?
338
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:30,281
Let's see, I'd better start
with something small.
339
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,408
I'll try and turn out that lamp.
340
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:44,337
Well, it went out, all right.
But not the right way.
341
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,755
Aunt Clara, are you sure
342
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,924
you got all
the ingredients right?
343
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:52,803
Oh, yes, yes.
There's the porpoise milk,
344
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:58,726
the, uh, bat wings,
the eye of newt, and, uh...
345
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,979
Oh! Of course!
346
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:04,315
Mmm! The hair of the dog.
347
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:10,404
Aunt Clara, will you tell me
exactly what you want?
348
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,115
Uh, yes. Yes.
349
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:19,580
Now, I want four petals
of a black Peruvian rose.
350
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:22,708
Now, do you, uh,
do you know anyone
351
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:26,796
that has
a black Peruvian Rose?
352
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:15,553
The police should be arriving
in 30 seconds.
353
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,597
I take it you have
some explanation
354
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:21,183
for your incomprehensible act?
355
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:26,272
Yes, but you'd
never believe it.
356
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:30,359
You know, I had a feeling
I'd be seeing you here again.
357
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,445
But I didn't think
it would be so soon.
358
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,280
Sergeant, I do have
an explanation.
359
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,949
No, let me guess.
360
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:40,077
You wanted the flower
for you wife, right?
361
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,119
Yes, but--
362
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,496
Book him.
363
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:47,209
Now, we've got to get
Darrin out of jail
364
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,045
and back here with the flower.
365
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,839
Are you sure you have
the right spell, Aunt Clara?
366
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:55,009
Oh, yes, my spells are
getting closer every minute.
367
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:59,472
This is gonna
be a bull's-eye.
368
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,515
I certainly hope so.
369
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,352
Listen, you've got
to deliver this flower.
370
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,645
Otherwise, I won't
be responsible
371
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,146
for the consequences.
372
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,731
Look, you're entitled to one
phone call and you had that.
373
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,650
Now go to sleep.
Come back here!
374
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,984
You don't realize
how important this is!
375
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,696
Look, I don't wanna hear
another word...
376
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,119
Sergeant?
377
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,537
Hey, sergeant!
378
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,249
Four.
379
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,210
Let's try it again.
380
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:51,565
[Darrin] It worked!
381
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,275
Honey, it worked!
382
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,236
Oh!
383
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,570
Now, we'd better get you
back to jail,
384
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,446
before they
discover Aunt Clara.
385
00:19:58,489 --> 00:19:59,990
You're right.
386
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,450
I'm in enough trouble with that
breaking-and-entering charge,
387
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,910
without adding
escaping from jail.
388
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,912
Don't worry about it.
We'll work something out.
389
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,997
I'll see you
in the morning.
390
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,127
See for yourself,
sarge.
391
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:12,420
I turned my back
for a moment,
392
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,922
and there
was this little old lady...
393
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,384
I swear she was there.
394
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:19,760
What did you do
with that old lady?
395
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:22,221
She just flew out,
straight through the wall.
396
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,640
All right. That's enough
out of you.
397
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,309
Now, Joe, look, why don't
you just take the night off?
398
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,477
Don't be embarrassed.
399
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,521
I mean, the job gets
to all of us...
400
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:39,989
I'm retired,
401
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,450
and you drag me out of bed
at 7:00 in the morning.
402
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,451
Some retirement.
403
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,411
Abner, I told you!
404
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:46,746
Sure, you told me.
405
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,540
Mrs. Stephens has square
green spots all over her.
406
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,666
Do I have the whole
thing correct?
407
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,085
You'll see!
You'll see!
408
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,962
Oh, hello, we just--
409
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:58,632
They're gone!
They're all gone!
410
00:20:58,674 --> 00:20:59,675
My wife says you weren't
411
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,969
feeling well, Mrs. Stephens.
412
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:05,765
Well, I'm fine now. It was just
one of those 12-hour bugs.
413
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,141
Well, come on, Gladys.
414
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,351
Glad you're feeling better,
Mrs. Stephens.
415
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,353
Thank you, Mr. Kravitz.
416
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:12,521
I-I-I wonder
417
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:15,148
if I could have
my soup dish back?
418
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,609
Oh, yes, of course.
It's upstairs. I'll get it.
419
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,904
Oh, no, no.
I'll get it.
420
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,989
You've been sick.
Heh-heh.
421
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,556
Mmm.
422
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,579
Somebody's knocking
at the door!
423
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:11,830
Somebody's knocking!
424
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,917
Knock, knock, knock,
knock, knock, knock,
425
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:18,420
knock, knock, knock, knock...
426
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:21,257
Overactive thyroid.
427
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:24,844
I know how to cure
an overactive thyroid.
428
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,847
You take the left ear
of a kangaroo,
429
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,682
and the whiskers
of a weasel--
430
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,851
Thanks, Aunt Clara,
I'll tell him.
431
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:34,395
Well, I know just the same.
432
00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:41,443
Sam, I don't get it.
433
00:22:41,484 --> 00:22:42,820
First Norton drops the charges,
434
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,071
then he agrees
to come over here
435
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:45,531
and talk to me.
436
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,700
When you talked to him,
did he say why?
437
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,703
No, not in so many words.
438
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:53,038
You haven't been, uh...?
439
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,625
Oh, no.
Of course not, darling.
440
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,042
At least, not yet.
441
00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,044
Sam...
442
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:01,422
Oh, that must be
Mr. Norton.
443
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:02,631
Now, why don't you
let him in,
444
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:05,634
and ask him out here
for a cup of coffee?
445
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:34,413
It's absolutely incredible!
446
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:35,455
How did you do it?
447
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:36,624
Oh, it was easy.
448
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,125
A little perseverance,
and suddenly,
449
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:41,295
everything was coming up
black Peruvian roses.
450
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,552
Sam, you're not supposed
to be around those!
451
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:49,762
Now, don't worry,
452
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:52,056
Aunt Clara said
I could only get it once.
453
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,933
You won't go back
on our bargain?
454
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:55,935
Bargain?
455
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:57,102
Uh, yes.
456
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:59,772
As long as we picked
one of Mr. Norton's roses,
457
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,690
I promised him a cutting
from one of our
458
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,984
black Peruvian rose bushes.
459
00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:06,820
Oh. Well, Mr. Norton,
I want you to know
460
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:08,446
that I'll understand
if you request
461
00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:09,782
another account executive.
462
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:12,993
Darrin, all I know is,
a man whose wife
463
00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:18,082
can raise black Peruvian roses
can't be all bad.
464
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,125
She's something pretty special.
465
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:21,460
Special?
466
00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:22,795
Mrs. Stephens, you must be
467
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:25,130
the greatest horticulturist
in the country.
468
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,715
Or, some sort of a...
A magician.
469
00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:30,260
Oh, not at all, Mr. Norton.
470
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,637
I simply have a green--
471
00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:33,555
Uh, nose! Uh, thumb!
472
00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:34,932
Yes, thumb.
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