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Who would be phoning
at this hour?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Hello?
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This is Larry Tate.
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No, no, no, we're not
back from Europe.
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I'm calling you
from London.
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Louise and I
need your help.
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Well, sure, Larry.
What can we do?
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Take care
of your baby?!
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Yes, until Louise and I
get back.
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We just received word that our
governess has been taken ill.
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No, I understand,
Larry.
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Don't you worry
about a thing.
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Sam and I will
get the baby right away.
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Abner! Abner!
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Wake up! Wake up!
It's an emergency!
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What?
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The Stephens!
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He just put her in the car,
and they drove off at top speed.
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I bet she's going
to have her baby.
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That's impossible.
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She's only been pregnant
three months.
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Now go back to bed, Gladys,
and let me sleep.
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Abner! Abner!
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Hey, Abner!
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Abner, she's back,
with the baby.
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Maybe you shouldn't make
that meat loaf anymore
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if it gives you
dreams like this.
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I'm not dreaming.
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Be reasonable, Gladys.
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Did you ever hear of a woman
going to the hospital,
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giving birth,
and bringing her baby home
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in less than two hours?
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But I tell you,
there is a baby.
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I just saw it!
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I got mugged
in the Tunnel of Love.
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Isn't he cute?
Yeah.
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Kootchy-kootchy--
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Oh, Darrin,
I wouldn't do that.
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Why?
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They say that baby talk
isn't good for babies.
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Huh?
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Well, then, say young fellow,
what's your feeling
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about the
income tax situation?
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Mine too.
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I think
he's just hungry.
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I'll go get
his bottle.
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And I'll go to work.
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But I'll be back early
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to help you take care
of young Mr. Tate.
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So long, fella.
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Hi.
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Well, good morning,
Mrs. Kravitz.
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I saw you drive off
in a big hurry last night.
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Yes, it was
an emergency.
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And you came home
with a baby.
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That's right.
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[Gladys] Oh, how wonderful!
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How much does it weigh?
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Oh, about 25 pounds,
I guess.
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Hello there.
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Good morning, madame.
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I'm Mrs. Kravitz.
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I live over there.
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Fascinating.
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Are you a relative?
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I'm Samantha's father.
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Oh, how wonderful!
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I bet you've come
to see the baby.
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Samantha's had a baby?
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Yes. And after
only three months.
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Three months?
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Don't you find it
rather strange?
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I certainly do.
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It only took her mother
20 minutes!
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Huh?
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I certainly am surprised
to see you, Father.
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I'm sort of surprised
myself.
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I've just heard the news
about your having a baby.
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I hope you're not upset
over the idea
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of becoming a grandfather.
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On the contrary,
I'm delighted!
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It'll be an entirely new
experience for me.
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And you know how I relish
new experiences.
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Yes, I know.
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Tell me, what kind of education
in witchcraft
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do you plan
for the child?
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None.
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What?
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So far.
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That's shocking.
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You can't put off
anything as serious
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as that kind of training.
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Of course, you know that a baby
warlock has certain powers,
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but they need to be developed
to reach their full potential.
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Well, yes, of course.
I know, Father, it's--
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Well you see, Darrin
doesn't really approve
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of my teaching
our baby witchcraft.
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Darrin!
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What prejudice!
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What bigotry!
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Typical mortal for you.
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Maintain pride in ignorance
and pass it on to the offspring.
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Oh, Father,
please calm down.
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Oh, dear.
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Let me fill this and we'll
talk more about it later.
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Okay?
Bah.
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Ah, so you're my grandson.
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I'm your grandfather, boy.
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You may call me Maurice.
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Speak up, speak up,
I can't hear you.
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What's the matter with you?
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Your mother could talk
when she was four hours old.
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In six languages!
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Ah, don't worry, lad.
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I'll teach you to succeed
in spite of your mortal father.
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You're in
for a little adventure, lad.
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Come on! Come on!
Let's go!
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Father, I was...
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Oh, my stars!
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Hello?
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Hi, sweetheart.
I just called up to find out
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how you're getting along
with the baby.
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Oh, uh, fine. Just fine.
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Oh, is there anything
I can bring home for him?
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Milk, cereal, anything?
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No. Darrin...
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Yes, darling.
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Promise you'll stay calm?
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You didn't drop him.
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How could you think
such a thing?
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Well, you just said, "Be calm."
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Father came to see me.
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Father?
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What'd he do?
What'd he do?
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Well, I-I think he thought
it was ours,
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and he took it somewhere.
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Where? Where?
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Uh... that's the problem.
I-I don't know... where.
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You don't know where--?
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You mean that baby might be--?
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He could've taken
that little child--?
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You mean Larry Tate's baby
right this minute might--?
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Sam... that could mark
a child for life!
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I'll be home right away.
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A taxi to the
London airport, please.
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Larry!
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Larry, that man has our baby.
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Louise, are you
out of your mind?
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I tell you,
that was our baby!
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How could it be?
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You know he's at home
with Samantha and Darrin.
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Are you telling me
I don't know my own child
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when I see him?
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Oh for-- You know all babies
look alike.
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How dare you say
such a terrible thing!
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Louise, please.
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You're causing a scene.
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How can you think so little
of your own son?
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It wasn't him,
I tell you.
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Now, will you relax?
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You'll be home pretty soon
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and everything
will be all right.
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Beirut. Istanbul.
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Now, you know
your father,
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always looking
for the fun places.
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He had no right
to do it.
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That kid doesn't
even have a passport.
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Hong Kong!
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Possibly.
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Possibly, they-- They copy
his shirts so well.
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I have a thought,
Samantha.
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You go east,
and I'll go west.
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Try the Riviera first.
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He has an appetite
for bikinis.
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Good idea!
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See you later,
darling.
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Try not to worry.
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Try not to worry.
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Hello?
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Hello, Darrin, this is Larry.
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Oh, uh... Larry who?
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Good grief! Larry Tate!
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What's the matter
with you?
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Oh, Larry Tate!
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Larry Tate.
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Uh, are you still in London?
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No, no, no, we're home.
At the airport.
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Just got through customs.
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How's my son?
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Who?
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The baby! The baby!
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Has he been giving you
any trouble?
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Oh, no, no,
no trouble at all.
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It's as if
he wasn't even here.
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He's fine.
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We'll grab a cab and be
right over to get him.
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Oh, no, no,
don't do that, Larry.
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You stay right where you are.
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I'll come over and get you.
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That's very considerate
of you, Darrin, but--
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I'll leave right now.
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Samantha...
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Help!
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My grandson,
the warlock.
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There's no resemblance
to Samantha.
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Favors her husband, eh?
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He's so cute.
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What can he do?
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Okay, boy.
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Now, let's show them
what you've learned.
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He's only had a few hours of
training so far, you understand.
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Now, son-- That's why
I brought him over here,
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to get his education started
on a firm foundation.
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Relax, boy.
Don't hurry anything.
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[Kitty] He's so cute.
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Please.
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Don't disturb his concentration.
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That's concentration?
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Please!
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All right, boy, now we'll start
with a little simple levitation.
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You see that bottle
of ale over there?
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I want you to think, think,
think it right over to you.
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Keep thinking, boy.
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I'll get it started
for him.
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You bring it
the rest of the way.
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Well, he's pretty young,
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and it's difficult
without practice.
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All right! Now, boy.
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Remember the spell I taught you
on the way over?
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Okay, boy.
Produce your favorite toy.
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You know.
A nice little rattle.
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There!
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Good boy!
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Fake!
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I saw you
materialize that, Maurice.
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Now, Maurice, the baby
didn't do it, you did.
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I did no such thing!
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Did I, grandson?
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[Warlock] It's too bad, Maurice.
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The kid just hasn't got it.
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He has to! He's my grandson!
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I know! Nanny Witch.
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You can
wait here for her.
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She drops by every day
for a quick one.
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Don't worry, boy.
Nanny Witch will verify
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that you've got the stuff.
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I've sure missed
the little fella.
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Can hardly wait
to see him.
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I can imagine.
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Got room for one more.
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There you are, Larry.
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Oh, thanks.
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Must be a faulty catch.
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Mm.
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I could use
a little help, Darrin.
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Oh, sure!
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Wait a minute!
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You find my laundry mark
all that interesting?
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I've never see--
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Darrin, this case
has to go in.
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Oh, sorry, Larry.
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Where'd I put the key?
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Ah.
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Here we are.
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00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,186
Here, here, here.
Let me.
267
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,610
Hey, hey.
268
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,115
No, let me.
269
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:26,991
No, no, no, no, no!
270
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,952
No, just
get in the car, Darrin.
271
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,006
Uh, I'm sorry.
272
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:45,551
But he's a lovely baby,
and I love him.
273
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:48,471
But he's mortal.
Like his father.
274
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,390
Are you sure?
275
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,183
He's only human.
276
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:55,395
But-- But what am I
to tell my friends?
277
00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:01,275
Oh, shut up. I'm the one
who has cause to cry.
278
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,944
What shall I do with him?
279
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,487
Simple.
280
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,072
Feed him.
281
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,500
Okay. Let's go.
282
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,627
Louise, how was London?
283
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:20,670
You enjoy yourself?
284
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:23,589
Darrin, we're in
kind of a hurry.
285
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,007
Oh.
286
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,020
Oh, thank you,
Larry!
287
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,817
Funny,
it won't start.
288
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,194
Try turning on
the ignition.
289
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:47,155
Oh.
290
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,577
I'm glad the baby wasn't any
trouble for you and Samantha.
291
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,162
I was worried sick about him.
292
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,913
Listen, you don't know the time
I had with her.
293
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:59,709
She thought she saw a man
with our baby. In London!
294
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,210
You saw them in London?
295
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,130
On Westley Street,
right in front of the hotel.
296
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,549
Darrin, look out!
297
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:10,052
Darrin, what is the matter
with you?
298
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,722
I'm sorry, Louise.
299
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:22,356
What are you
staring at?
300
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,567
Darrin, can we please go?
301
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,735
By the time
I see my son,
302
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,695
he'll be so old,
he won't recognize me.
303
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:35,620
Any luck?
304
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,413
Oh, none!
305
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:38,414
Me neither.
306
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:39,499
I advised Duncan to--
307
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,541
Darrin!
308
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,959
Oh, well,
whatever it is.
309
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,170
I signaled for him
to stall the Tates,
310
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,672
but how long he can do that,
I don't know.
311
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:47,965
Poor dear.
I'd better help him.
312
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,426
Well, I'll keep looking
around the Orient.
313
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,220
We're running
out of time.
314
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,429
Good luck, darling.
315
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,733
What's the matter now?
316
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,944
I hear a thumping
under the hood.
317
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:09,737
I don't hear anything.
318
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,196
Well, I do.
319
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,823
Honestly! It's taking us
longer to get from the airport
320
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,576
to your house than it took
to fly from London.
321
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,244
I'll check it, Louise.
322
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,380
Hi, sweetheart.
323
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,465
I just wanted to give you
a progress report.
324
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,050
Did you find
the baby?
325
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,927
Not yet. Mother and I are
running out of places to look.
326
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,054
Honey, I can't stall them
much longer.
327
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:35,972
Oh!
328
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,640
Is he talking to someone?
329
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,891
There's nobody
out there.
330
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,602
Maybe he's talking
to the motor.
331
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:45,147
Louise, nobody talks
to a motor.
332
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,400
What's the trouble?
333
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,068
I'm checking, I'm checking!
334
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,612
How about London?
335
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:52,905
Louise said something
about seeing a man
336
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:55,324
with her baby
on Westley Street.
337
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,577
Westley Street?
London?
338
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,454
Oh, how can I have been
so stupid?
339
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,789
Of course!
The Warlock Club!
340
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:04,166
You stall them
just a little big longer.
341
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,010
Darrin, couldn't we possibly
get going?
342
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,720
All right, Larry.
All right.
343
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,929
Wait a minute.
344
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,180
What?
What's the matter?
345
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:21,017
You've got lipstick
on your face.
346
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,270
Oh.
That's red oil.
347
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,939
In the shape of lips?
348
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,357
Well, I guess
you got me, Larry.
349
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:32,653
I was necking with Samantha
under the hood.
350
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,530
Get in the car,
Darrin.
351
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,580
Where are the keys?
352
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,332
In the ignition.
353
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,342
Take the brake off.
Oh.
354
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,180
Oh, Kendrick!
355
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,182
Ah, Samantha.
How are you?
356
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:04,727
I'm fine. Has Father
been here with a baby?
357
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,646
Yes, poor Maurice.
358
00:19:06,686 --> 00:19:08,856
My condolences,
Samantha.
359
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,651
Condolences?
What happened?
360
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:12,693
Where is he?
361
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,070
Who knows?
362
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,280
He was so upset by his
grandchild's lack of talent
363
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:20,701
that he departed in a fit
of fury and frustration.
364
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:21,911
Oh, dear.
365
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:24,872
That wasn't
his grandchild.
366
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:29,001
Do any of you know
where I can find Father?
367
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,712
Oh, dear.
I've got to get back.
368
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,631
If you do see him,
be sure and tell him
369
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:36,425
to bring that child
home immediately.
370
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:03,077
Louise! Larry!
Welcome back!
371
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,079
I thought we'd never
get here.
372
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,497
[Larry] He drives at 10 miles an hour.
373
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,290
Doesn't even know his way.
374
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,292
I'm calling a taxi
to take us home.
375
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,586
Well that won't
be necessary, Larry.
376
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:13,629
Here's your coat.
377
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:14,922
Oh, thank you.
378
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:16,924
I'll walk before I ever
ride with you again.
379
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,342
How's my
precious baby?
380
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,971
Huh? Oh, I'm sure he's fine.
Just fine.
381
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,097
Why don't you fix them
a drink.
382
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:23,973
That's a good idea.
383
00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:25,266
Not for me,
thanks.
384
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,309
All I want to do
is hold my baby.
385
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:30,354
Where is he, Samantha,
upstairs?
386
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,785
On second thought,
I will have a drink.
387
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:45,994
What about the baby?
388
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,330
There's no use being
overprotective with him.
389
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,166
He can wait.
390
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:53,294
Well, what the heck,
we've got to live too, right?
391
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,170
What?
392
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,921
I'll get the hors d'oeuvres.
393
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,007
You fix the drinks.
I'll help Sam.
394
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,180
What are we going to do?
395
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,890
The only thing left.
Tell them the truth.
396
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:06,807
But, Sam--
397
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,646
What was that?
398
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:13,814
Here.
399
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,148
Serve these.
400
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:21,571
Here you are, Larry.
401
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,907
Eat hearty.
402
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,994
Oh, Father.
403
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,580
I am furious with you.
404
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:31,916
He is hopeless.
405
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,335
Pure, unadulterated
mortal.
406
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,004
I'll discuss it
with you later.
407
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,388
Well, here you are,
Louise.
408
00:21:47,388 --> 00:21:49,850
Oh, well, sit him
over there.
409
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:51,185
Hit me again, honey.
410
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,561
Louise!
411
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,023
My baby!
412
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:58,484
Oh, my baby.
413
00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:04,573
Oh, my precious. Mommy and
Daddy missed you so much.
414
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,076
Did you get a cab?
415
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:08,410
I sure did.
416
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:09,869
Come on, Louise.
417
00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:12,164
Thanks, Samantha,
for taking care of him.
418
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:14,041
Darrin, we really appreciate it.
419
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,085
Oh, well, anytime.
We loved it.
420
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,294
Didn't we, Darrin?
421
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,880
Oh, yes.
It was quite an experience.
422
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,131
Can I help you
with the luggage?
423
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,550
Oh, thank you, Darrin.
424
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,260
That'd be a good--
425
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:28,013
On second thought,
never mind.
426
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:44,989
This has been the most harrowing
experience for me.
427
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,574
For you?
What about us?
428
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:51,369
The humiliation of learning that
my grandson is not a warlock,
429
00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:54,039
and now you're going
to have another.
430
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,041
My first.
431
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,835
Father, that wasn't my baby.
432
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,462
No. We were just taking care
of him for my boss.
433
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:02,840
Our baby isn't due
for months.
434
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,300
Are you sure?
435
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:05,843
Then there's still a chance.
436
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,094
Oh, what a relief.
437
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,684
Hello.
438
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:16,228
Hello.
439
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:18,105
Here's a present for the baby.
440
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:20,441
Oh, how sweet.
441
00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:24,320
Should we open it now or wait
until the baby arrives?
442
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:28,198
You mean you didn't have
your baby last night?
443
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:31,368
But I saw a baby last night.
444
00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:37,708
This morning you told me
there was a baby--
445
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:41,003
I thought you came
to see the baby.
446
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:42,546
Yes.
447
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,965
I think you need this
more than I do.
448
00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:48,218
Well, ta-ta, Samantha.
449
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,720
You too, Duncan.
450
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:50,554
Darrin.
451
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,306
Right. Darrin.
And don't forget.
452
00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:55,309
I expect my grandson
to be a warlock
453
00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:58,354
in the classic tradition.
454
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:23,837
How are we ever going to
explain that?
455
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,423
We won't have to.
456
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,550
By the time she's finished
that martini,
457
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,552
she'll believe anything.
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