Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:05,631
Sweetheart,
you look beautiful.
2
00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:06,673
Thank you,
Darling.
3
00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:08,132
What time's
our reservation?
4
00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:09,343
Eight o'clock.
5
00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,303
Any regrets about
not having a party?
6
00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:12,804
Nope.
7
00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:16,433
I want to celebrate our first
wedding anniversary alone.
8
00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:17,559
So do I.
9
00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:20,354
How about us?
One whole year.
10
00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:27,986
Oh!
11
00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,030
[Sam] Aunt Clara!
12
00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:34,284
Oh. Oh, dear.
13
00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:36,870
I thought I'd
drop in for your--
14
00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:39,540
To wish you
a happy anniversary.
15
00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:44,670
But I didn't know it was
going to be so hard a drop.
16
00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:47,673
Oh, dear. Ooh!
Let me help you up.
17
00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:48,924
Oh!
18
00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:49,883
Let me fix your hat.
19
00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:52,719
It doesn't look like
anything's broken.
20
00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:55,889
I want to wish you
a happy anniversary
21
00:00:55,931 --> 00:01:00,185
and give you these
tokens of my affection.
22
00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:03,272
If I can find them,
of course.
23
00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:06,066
Aunt Clara,
you shouldn't have.
24
00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:07,234
Oh, now.
25
00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:08,569
I think that's yours.
Thank you.
26
00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:09,653
And that's yours.
27
00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:11,405
Let's open them
inside.
28
00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:13,532
All right.
29
00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:17,911
Oh, no.
30
00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:19,580
Right over here.
31
00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:22,374
Let me take this.
32
00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:23,875
Thank you, dear.
Thank you.
33
00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,253
Oh, Aunt Clara,
34
00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,130
what a lovely apron.
35
00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:29,172
Oh?
36
00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:31,717
That is beautiful,
Aunt Clara.
37
00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,093
Let's see
what we have here.
38
00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:35,679
Aww.
Ah, a golf cap!
39
00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:37,222
Just what I've
been meaning to buy.
40
00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:40,100
I'm going to put this in the
kitchen to wear at breakfast.
41
00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,563
What do you think?
42
00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,231
I don't know.
43
00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,066
I-I-I think it's a little small.
44
00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,067
I'll exchange it.
45
00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,485
Oh, don't be silly.
46
00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:51,737
No, I'll cast a spell
47
00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,322
and everything will be
quite all right.
48
00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:54,906
Don't go to any trouble,
Aunt Clara--
49
00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,659
Abba-dabba-dabba
Dabba-dabba-abba
50
00:01:57,659 --> 00:02:01,788
Remedium decapito zippirare!
51
00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,216
I goofed.
52
00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:05,394
Aunt Clara,
53
00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:06,687
I'm sorry
we have to run out on you,
54
00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,939
but we have a reservation
for 8:00.
55
00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:11,441
What's that?
56
00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:14,026
Th-th-th-that's your husband.
57
00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,737
Darrin?
58
00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:19,241
Darrin.
59
00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:20,409
Darrin!
60
00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:23,537
What did she do to you?
61
00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:26,038
Well, the cap was too small.
62
00:03:26,038 --> 00:03:27,541
And I made it the right size,
63
00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,876
but I got it on the wrong head.
64
00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:32,129
Aunt Clara, this is terrible!
65
00:03:32,169 --> 00:03:34,381
You bring Darrin back
right this minute!
66
00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,049
Well, uh...
67
00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:40,429
Zilcho casa casa directo!
68
00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:47,769
Chavas havas formsbe!
69
00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:53,400
I-I-I think you better
do this for me, dear.
70
00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:54,609
Yes, maybe I'd better.
71
00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,570
[Sam] What words did you use?
72
00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:57,571
What words?
73
00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,531
What magic words?
74
00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,033
Oh, what magic words?
75
00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:06,663
Well, I started with
abba-dabba-dabba...
76
00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:09,207
Or was it abba-dabba-doobie?
77
00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,585
Please, Aunt Clara,
you have to remember.
78
00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:12,919
This is very serious.
79
00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:15,255
If you can't remember
the exact words
80
00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:18,216
then you can't break that spell
and neither can I.
81
00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,761
Is that so?
82
00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,262
Oh, dear.
83
00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:25,432
You mean not even you,
a bloody relation?
84
00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:27,517
I'm sor--
Excuse--
85
00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:29,226
A blood relation?
86
00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,229
Not even anyone.
87
00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:36,735
I began with
dobba-dabba-dibba...
88
00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:38,862
Sweetheart?
89
00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,490
Sweetheart, can you
understand me?
90
00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:43,909
If you can,
raise your right hand.
91
00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:46,745
Well, thank heaven.
92
00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,580
At least you're
still here, in spirit.
93
00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,999
Now,
don't you worry, darling.
94
00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:54,753
We'll have you back in your
own body before you know it.
95
00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,630
Meanwhile, I better
call the Starlight Roof
96
00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:59,007
and tell them
we'll be a little late.
97
00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:14,231
Darrin, breakfast is ready.
98
00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,822
All right, darling.
99
00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,490
How did you sleep?
100
00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,245
Lousy?
101
00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,204
Well, I'm sorry,
102
00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:31,540
but I didn't sleep
too well, either.
103
00:05:34,041 --> 00:05:36,837
Darrin, why don't you
try to relax
104
00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,797
and eat your breakfast?
105
00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,091
What would you like?
106
00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,810
Darrin, breakfast is the--
Thank you.
107
00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,020
- -Most important meal
of the day.
108
00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,189
Black coffee
is not enough.
109
00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:59,109
How about a nice, ripe banana?
110
00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,323
Oh.
111
00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,616
Oh, Darrin, please.
112
00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,410
I'm terribly sorry.
113
00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,036
I wasn't thinking.
114
00:06:10,077 --> 00:06:12,497
Darrin, please come back.
115
00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:13,874
Please?
116
00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,380
[Sam] Larry Tate, please.
117
00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:23,508
Mrs. Darrin Stephens.
118
00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:26,344
Oh, hi, Larry.
119
00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,596
Oh, I'm fine.
120
00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,806
But I'm afraid Darrin isn't,
121
00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:33,392
so he won't be able
to go to work today.
122
00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:34,436
No, no,
nothing serious.
123
00:06:34,476 --> 00:06:38,064
Let's just say
he isn't his usual self.
124
00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,150
May you speak with him?
125
00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,109
Uh, no.
126
00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:42,402
Why?
127
00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:43,612
Well...
128
00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,740
because he lost his voice.
129
00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:47,949
He's got laryngitis.
130
00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:49,951
Yes, that's what he's got,
all right.
131
00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:53,830
A very severe case
of laryngitis.
132
00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:56,499
Oh, I will, Larry.
Thank you.
133
00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,418
Goodbye.
134
00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:05,467
Sweetheart, Larry wishes you
a very speedy recovery.
135
00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:08,094
Good morning, Samantha.
136
00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:10,931
Mother, there's something
I have to tell you.
137
00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,390
Good morning Derwood.
138
00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:15,727
Darrin.
Whatever.
139
00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,020
You recognized him.
140
00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:19,606
I'd know
Delbert anywhere.
141
00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:22,192
I just left your Aunt Clara.
142
00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:25,487
Poor dear,
she feels terribly guilty.
143
00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:28,990
Samantha, should you allow him
to sit on the sofa?
144
00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:31,409
He'll shed
hair all over it.
145
00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:33,119
[Sam] It's his house.
146
00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,538
He can shed hair
wherever he wants.
147
00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,880
How remarkable.
148
00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:47,425
A writing chimpanzee.
149
00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,511
"Tell her to get lost."
150
00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:50,595
Who, me?
151
00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,806
Mother,
What?
152
00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,225
I think our problem
amuses you.
153
00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:58,520
Oh, Samantha, how can you say
such a thing?
154
00:07:58,561 --> 00:07:59,813
You're my children.
155
00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:03,483
You're my daughter,
he's my son-in-law.
156
00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:09,030
I love him
very, very, very much.
157
00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,199
Don't be a hypocrite.
158
00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:13,660
You didn't love him before,
why would you love him now?
159
00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,203
He needs me.
160
00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:17,998
He also needs something
to go out and play in.
161
00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:22,127
Oh, that's adorable.
162
00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,504
Come on, Precious.
163
00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:26,339
Try it on.
164
00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:35,724
Oh, Darrin.
165
00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:38,393
Did I insult him?
166
00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:44,107
He probably thinks it would
make him look like a sissy.
167
00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:48,069
I hate to criticize a man
when he's down, Samantha,
168
00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:51,530
but Donald always struck me
as being overly sensitive.
169
00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:53,450
His name is Darrin.
170
00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,410
Mother,
What?
171
00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:58,203
Would you stay here
and take care of him?
172
00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,706
I have to go out
for a while.
173
00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:02,250
You want me to be a
chimp-sitter?
174
00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:03,208
Yes.
175
00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:04,711
I'll be back
in less than an hour.
176
00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,463
Where are you going?
177
00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:09,799
Oh, well, I haven't got time
to tell you now,
178
00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,885
but believe me,
it's very important.
179
00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,053
I'll be back in a little bit.
180
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,054
Thank you,
Mother.
181
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:24,522
Don't stay and sulk
up in your room, David.
182
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,816
Come on down.
183
00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:29,611
Mother Endora
will comb you.
184
00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:34,199
Oh, come on, now.
185
00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,451
You want to be a pretty chimp,
don't you?
186
00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,593
Good morning.
Good morning.
187
00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,470
You're
Samantha's mother.
188
00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:56,471
We met in Paris.
189
00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,223
Oh, that's right.
190
00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,224
And you're, uh...
191
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,101
I'm Larry Tate,
192
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,602
Darrin's boss.
193
00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,979
Oh, of course.
194
00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:07,524
Please come in.
195
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,943
I'm having lunch
with a client of Darrin's
196
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,569
and I'll need Darrin
to brief me.
197
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:15,615
Oh, I'm aware he has laryngitis,
but he can write me notes.
198
00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:17,283
Oh, yes.
199
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:18,952
Yes, he can.
200
00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,537
I'll tell him
you're here.
201
00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,038
If you'll excuse me?
202
00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,295
Ah...
203
00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:30,964
Forgive me
for barging in,
204
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:34,134
but Mr. Tate
wants to see you
205
00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:37,470
so you can write him notes
about a client.
206
00:10:39,179 --> 00:10:40,932
Why not?
207
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,184
Darrin, it's me, Larry.
208
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,525
I want you to brief...
209
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,114
Where is he?
210
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:03,328
Abner, I whipped up a batch
of my icebox cookies
211
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:06,207
and I'm going over to give some
to Mr. and Mrs. Stephens.
212
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,333
Why do you want
to inflict suffering
213
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,170
on such a nice couple?
214
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,463
Abner, these cookies
are very unusual.
215
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,049
I know. You make them
out of real iceboxes.
216
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,551
Ah!
217
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:57,759
Darwin?
218
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,179
Darwin!
219
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,727
Here, boy!
220
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:08,895
Here, boy!
221
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,772
Come on home.
222
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,399
Endora was only teasing.
223
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,111
Well,
224
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:21,241
he's probably hanging around
here somewhere.
225
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:24,577
[Gladys] Abner, open up!
226
00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:27,413
Open up, Abner!
227
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,790
Abner!
228
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:33,002
Come on in,
Sweetie pie!
229
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,921
Come on!
Come on in.
230
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,214
Hey, get up here!
231
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,425
That's it.
That's it.
232
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,097
I thought your sister
wasn't coming till next week.
233
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,390
Don't make jokes.
234
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,433
Shut the door
so that he doesn't escape.
235
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,727
[Abner] Golf cap and a tuxedo.
236
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,397
He's ready for anything.
237
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:56,943
I wonder why he was
at the Stephens' front door?
238
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,194
Coincidence.
239
00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:01,030
He was wandering
around the neighborhood.
240
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,282
Maybe he knows her.
241
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,826
Strange people
have strange friends.
242
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,703
I wonder where he belongs.
243
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,538
He belongs in a zoo...
244
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,749
and so do you.
245
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,256
[Abner] Will you please
give me the number
246
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,966
of the Municipal Zoo?
247
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,050
Abner.
248
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,093
What?
249
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:25,554
Abner, he looks familiar!
250
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,557
I know he's
a total stranger,
251
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:32,020
but around the eyes
he looks familiar!
252
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,980
Take your medicine,
Gladys.
253
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,357
Ah!
254
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,527
Darrin?
255
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,405
Mother?
256
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,990
Darrin, where are you?
257
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,491
He's not here,
dear.
258
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,076
I've been looking
all over for him.
259
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,494
Well, where's mother?
Well--
260
00:13:48,535 --> 00:13:50,663
She said she'd stay here
and take care of him.
261
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,665
Well,
she isn't here, either.
262
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:55,083
Oh, Aunt Clara,
I have to find him.
263
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,210
Oh, dear. I know.
264
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,171
Don't worry, dear.
Don't worry.
265
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:01,090
I have my
book of spells
266
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:04,135
and sooner or later
we'll find the words
267
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,304
that made a monkey
out of Darrin. Yes,
268
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,391
But are we going to find
the words to find Darrin?
269
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,852
Oh, Aunt Clara,
I don't even know
270
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,102
where to start looking.
271
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:15,355
Oh, yes.
272
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,523
Don't you worry, dear.
Don't you worry.
273
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:20,735
He'll probably come
swinging in here any minute.
274
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:21,944
I certainly hope so,
275
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,822
because I have something
very important to tell him.
276
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:25,656
Yeah?
277
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:29,202
I've just been to the doctor.
278
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:32,246
Aunt Clara,
we're going to have a baby.
279
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,831
We are?
280
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,166
Darrin and I.
281
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,585
Oh, my dear.
Oh, my dear.
282
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,504
Well,
that's marvelous.
283
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,880
It's marvelous.
284
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:43,299
Oh, dear.
285
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,217
Thank you,
Aunt Clara.
286
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,260
Oh, dear.
Oh.
287
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,804
I'll be a Great Aunt.
288
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,806
You've always been
a great aunt.
289
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,266
And Endora
is going to be a Granny.
290
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,269
Oh, I can hardly wait
to see her face
291
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,729
when we tell her.
292
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,439
Yes. Well...
293
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:02,235
Aunt Clara, I think perhaps
I better be the one
294
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:03,569
to break the news to mother.
295
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,613
Oh, she'll be hysterical.
296
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,491
Yes, I know.
297
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,994
That's why I want to be the one
to pick the right time
298
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,413
and the right place to tell her.
299
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:14,497
Now, do you understand?
300
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:17,250
Oh yes, of course, dear.
Of course.
301
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,169
First I have to tell Darrin,
302
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,713
wherever he is.
303
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,761
Even though we don't know
who you are,
304
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,889
we can't have you
wandering around loose, can we?
305
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,224
So, here's your new home
306
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,394
with three nice playmates.
307
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,710
Oh?
308
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,463
Oh, that's marvelous.
309
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,840
Yes, yes.
Thank you very much.
310
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,342
My, you certainly work fast.
311
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,012
My guess was right.
312
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,222
A stray chimpanzee was reported
in the neighborhood
313
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:16,100
so a man from the zoo
came over and got it--
314
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,935
Him.
Ooh.
315
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,771
Darrin is safe and sound
locked in a cage.
316
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:21,856
Who turned him in?
317
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,649
I forgot to ask.
318
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,109
I'll pop over
and get him out.
319
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,195
Now, Aunt Clara,
you wait here
320
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,821
and keep going over
these spells,
321
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,239
and try to come up
with the right one.
322
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,991
I'll be back with Darrin
as soon as I can.
323
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,826
Now, wait a minute, dear.
324
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,454
Remember your condition,
and fly carefully.
325
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,041
It's brilliant!
326
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,506
Darrin?
327
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,674
Darrin?
328
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,886
Which one of you
is Darrin Stephens?
329
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,850
Oh, Sweetheart.
330
00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,061
I'm glad you're safe.
331
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,522
But why were you sitting
in there all alone?
332
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,065
Why don't you mingle?
333
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:27,088
"I feel, fundamentally, we have
very little in common."
334
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:31,342
Charles Darwin
wouldn't agree with you.
335
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,886
All right, Sweetheart.
336
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,429
I'll unlock the door.
337
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,395
Eureka!
Eureka!
338
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,146
Eureka!
339
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,773
Aunt Clara, I thought you were
going to wait for us at home.
340
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:47,817
Yes, I know.
341
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,193
But I was so excited!
342
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:52,029
I was so excited,
I had to see you immediately.
343
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:54,824
Thank you, dear.
344
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:55,741
I found it!
345
00:17:55,782 --> 00:17:57,868
[Clara] I found it!
346
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:01,205
The exact original words?
347
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,791
It's in volume nine.
348
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:07,712
[Sam] Aunt Clara, maybe you
better tell me and let me do it.
349
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,380
No, I want to redeem myself.
350
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,923
Yes, I know you do,
Sweetheart,
351
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,090
but I think perhaps--
352
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:15,636
Rafino, delino, selino!
353
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,145
Oh, for goodness sakes.
354
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,981
Oh, marvelous.
Now he can't even write notes.
355
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,609
Here, let me do it.
356
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,737
[Sam] Where is this thing?
357
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,030
"Aba-daba-daba
Daba-daba-uba
358
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,489
"Uba-duba-duba
Uden-eyo
359
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:38,951
Decapito zipidaro."
360
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,661
Oh, thank you.
361
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:44,582
Itsy-bitsy
Weeten-dotten
362
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,633
At last.
Oh.
363
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:56,385
I wasn't even close,
you know.
364
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:01,515
Hey, you get out of there
immediately.
365
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,100
Wise guy, huh?!
366
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,894
Teasing innocent chimpanzees!
367
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,811
Don't you know
you can make them neurotic?
368
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,939
I'm sorry.
It won't happen again.
369
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,316
You bet it won't.
370
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,359
I should place
you under citizen's arrest.
371
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,527
Oh well, ah...
372
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,491
Well, I'm
going to take this
373
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:22,119
because if I don't,
you'll just spend it on whiskey.
374
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:29,794
Hi.
375
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,671
Hi.
376
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:36,592
Samantha, I am usually
a very tolerant person, but...
377
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,679
Aunt Clara, may we have
a few words in private?
378
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,806
Yes. You and me?
No.
379
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:45,101
Darrin and I.
Oh.
380
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,686
Oh, yes.
Yes, of course.
381
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:52,525
Well, I think I'll go home now
and revise my diary.
382
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,359
Well, ahem...
383
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:59,365
One, two, three,
Height.
384
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,496
Oh well,
it's a nice day.
385
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,580
You know, I--
386
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,749
I think-- I think--
387
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,209
I think I'll walk.
388
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,425
Darrin, I think we should talk.
389
00:20:17,465 --> 00:20:20,970
You bet your sweet life
we should talk.
390
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,596
Sam, it's through.
391
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:23,888
Finished!
392
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,183
Do you realize
what I've been through today?
393
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,727
First of all, I was turned
into a chimp.
394
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,396
Then I had to climb out a window
to avoid my boss.
395
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,440
Oh, Darrin, I know
it's been very trying.
396
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,566
Trying?
397
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,068
Have you ever been hugged by
Gladys Kravitz?
398
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:37,903
And then I end up in the zoo.
Darrin--
399
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,821
And then,
to top it all off,
400
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,490
I'm rejected
by the other chimps.
401
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,909
Oh, Darling,
why?
402
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,369
Why?
Who knows why?
403
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:46,662
Maybe because of the suit,
404
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,580
they think I'm some kind of
a millionaire chimp.
405
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:49,707
Who knows?
406
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,083
I'm telling you
one thing, Sam,
407
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,877
this is the last time that
spooky family of yours
408
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:55,504
is ever going to make
a monkey out of me.
409
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:59,049
Darling, I have something
very important to tell you.
410
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:01,093
Samantha,
this is important!
411
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:02,511
I love you,
but I can't go--!
412
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:04,847
Darrin, if you love me,
you'll listen.
413
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:07,183
Listen to what?
414
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,477
I think you better
sit down.
415
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,442
Okay,
what's so important?
416
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,903
I'm going
to have a baby.
417
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,404
Good.
418
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,451
You're what?
419
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,494
I'm going to have a baby.
420
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,873
You're kidding.
Honest.
421
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,875
I saw Doctor Anton
this morning
422
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,794
and he said the test
was positive.
423
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,253
I didn't
tell you before
424
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,005
'cause I didn't want you
to get your hopes up.
425
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:40,549
Congratulations, Pop!
426
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,053
A baby.
427
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,930
Our very own baby.
428
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,306
Mm-hm.
429
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:49,767
Well, Sam, that's...
430
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,436
Sam, that...
431
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:05,950
Sweetheart, I'll try to be
the best father there ever was.
432
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:06,951
You will be.
433
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,702
Now, let's go home.
434
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,335
They want to
congratulate me.
435
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:18,003
No,
I don't think so.
436
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:20,381
I think they just
want to say goodbye.
437
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:21,840
I'll say goodbye.
438
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,518
Aww.
439
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:40,234
What's the matter?
440
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:42,987
Sam.
Hm?
441
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,489
Will we have
a little witch?
442
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:49,118
Well, it might be
a little warlock.
443
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,494
There's no other choice?
444
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:55,207
Or then on the other hand,
it might be a plain,
445
00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:56,750
lovable, mortal baby.
446
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,712
But you don't have
any advance information?
447
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:02,339
Darrin, I'm a witch,
not a fortune-teller.
448
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,884
We'll just have to
wait and see.
449
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,052
Oh, I can hardly wait.
450
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:08,512
Neither can I.
451
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:20,691
Oh, hurry up, Sweetheart,
we'll be late.
452
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,109
[Sam] Coming!
453
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,830
Wow-wow-wow!
454
00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:35,915
You like?
455
00:23:35,955 --> 00:23:37,249
I like.
456
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:39,251
Now we got two things
to celebrate. What?
457
00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:42,129
Our first wedding anniversary
and our first future baby.
458
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,923
All right,
I'm ready to celebrate.
459
00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:46,342
Oh, wait a second.
460
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,441
Oh, I love you too.
461
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,282
Oh, hi, Mrs. Kravitz. Hello.
462
00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:11,532
I wondered
if you knew anything
463
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,702
about the chimp
I caught here today.
464
00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:15,454
Chimp?
465
00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:16,580
Yes.
466
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:17,580
Cute little thing.
467
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:21,542
He was wearing
a tuxedo and a golf cap.
468
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:26,590
Yes.
Go on, Mrs. Kravitz.
30907
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof