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{\an2}What?
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{\an2}You woke up with a 100-degree fever?
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{\an2}So what about it?
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{\an2}Oh man, I wonder
if we'll make our deadline?
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{\an2}You feel like you're gonna die
from overwork?
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{\an2}Come talk to me
when you're actually dead!
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{\an2}No one leaves until we're all done!
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{\an2}Quit dozing off, Tendo!
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{\an2}Get up, you jerk!
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{\an2}I'm sorry, Chief!
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{\an2}What the?
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{\an2}Oh yeah, I...
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{\an2}...don't have to go to work anymore.
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{\an2}Good morning!
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{\an2}I'm spending my 3 years worth
of vacation time starting today!
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{\an2}I'm gonna have so much fun!
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{\an8}Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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{\an8}Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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{\an8}Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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{\an8}Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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{\an8}From the outset,
it’s a ban-banging upset!
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{\an8}Metamorphose into a classic life
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{\an8}Once upon a time
Long, long ago
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{\an8}Humankind merely
ate, slept, danced, and laughed
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{\an8}Endless suffering and social pressures
pushing people to their limits
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{\an8}Are portrayed as part of the norm
on the morning news
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{\an8}Wake up again to a coerced routine
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{\an8}Hamburgers for breakfast, break up
the status quo with the paranormal
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{\an8}Am I a fool for longing
for these things?
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{\an8}Song of the Dead!!
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{\an8}I wanna!!
Dancing, dancing
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{\an8}Rolling, rolling
Only one, my life
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{\an8}Sooner or later,
life will come to an end
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{\an8}Want more than a sense of futility,
don’t you?
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{\an8}Dancing, dancing
Morning, morning
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{\an8}Go back to the basics
and start something new
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{\an8}Do what you wanna do
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{\an8}Every night, every time
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{\an8}Let’s live
until we’ve had our fill of fun
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{\an8}Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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{\an8}Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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{\an8}Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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{\an8}Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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{\an2}All right!
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{\an2}Three years' worth of cleaning, done!
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{\an2}Clean house...
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{\an2}...clean mind, huh?
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{\an2}I can't remember the last time
I felt this good!
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{\an2}All right!
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{\an2}I've been looking forward to this!
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{\an2}This is so good! It's too good!
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{\an2}Who knew skipping work and drinking beer
first thing in the morning would taste so good?!
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{\an2}This is holy water!
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{\an2}No! It's the drink of the gods!
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{\an2}The guilty pleasure of drinking beer
on what would normally be a work day!
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{\an2}The freedom from work and obligation!
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{\an2}If this isn't heaven,
then I don't know what is!
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{\an2}This is aerial footage of Tokyo!
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{\an2}Fires are blazing everywhere!
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{\an2}I still can't believe this is happening!
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{\an2}Even our studio is in danger
of being overrun by workers
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{\an2}who have turned into the living dead!
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{\an2}Internet and telecommunications
are down,
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{\an2}and there's been no word
from the government!
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{\an2}Right now, we have no way of knowing
if the government is still functioning—
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{\an8}WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
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{\an2}But... I guess...
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{\an2}things are pretty bad in the world.
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{\an2}I wonder what's going to happen from now...
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{\an2}But for me, today is all about beer!
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{\an8}WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
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{\an2}I'm gonna stay put in my room
with a cold one in my hand...
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{\an2}...and embrace my inner degenerate
and rejuvenate myself after three years!
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{\an2}That's what I've decided!
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{\an2}They're gone!
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{\an2}Huh? No way! What?!
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{\an2}They're all gone!
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{\an2}Don't tell me that was the last one!
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{\an2}I'm out...
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{\an2}Of all the times to run out!
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{\an2}But I was gonna slack off today!
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{\an2}Now I have to go on a beer run?!
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{\an2}What a pain in the ass...
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{\an2}But...
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{\an2}I can't bum around...
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{\an2}...without you!
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{\an2}I've got no choice...
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{\an8}KOSAKA
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{\an2}The police... the JSDF...
No one's coming to help us.
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{\an2}What are we supposed to do?!
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{\an2}Don't give up.
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{\an2}If we can hold out
for just one more day...
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{\an2}How do we do that in this situation?
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{\an2}How do we survive?!
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{\an2}It's over.
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{\an2}It's the end of the world!
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{\an2}Damn it!
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{\an2}What the hell do we do?
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{\an2}Someone!
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{\an2}Anyone! Help...
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{\an2}W-What's wrong?! Is it zombies?!
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{\an2}Wh-Who are you?!
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{\an2}What are you doing?
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{\an2}S-Sorry!
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{\an2}The stairwell in my building
was crawling with zombies, so...
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{\an2}Anyway, come in!
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{\an2}We're still safe here.
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{\an2}Huh?
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{\an2}No, it's okay.
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{\an2}I have to go out for a bit...
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{\an2}Huh?
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{\an2}Oh...
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{\an2}I'm Akira Tendo! I live
in the apartment building next door.
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{\an2}It must be fate meeting
here like this! Nice to meet you!
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{\an2}Huh?
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{\an2}Oh, yes... I'm Kosaka.
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{\an2}By the way,
I'm going to the convenience store.
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{\an2}Want me to bring you some stuff
like some instant noodles? Flashlights?
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{\an2}Uh, yes please....
That would be great...
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{\an2}If you can... toilet paper!
The two-ply kind!
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{\an2}Okay!
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{\an2}W-Whoa!
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{\an2}Looks like their numbers
have grown since yesterday!
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{\an2}Even if I'm on a bike, if a bunch of them
surround me, I may not be able to get away.
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{\an2}But even so...
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{\an2}I'd rather get eaten by zombies...
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{\an2}...than go a second without beer!
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{\an2}Beer! Beer!
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{\an2}All you can drink!
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{\an2}Beer! Beer!
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{\an2}Any and every kind of beer...
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{\an2}Huh?!
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{\an2}A... survivor?!
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{\an2}Wait! I was singing
a super weird song just now!
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{\an2}So embarrassing!
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{\an2}She must think I'm a weirdo!
Yeah, I'm sure she does!
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{\an2}Oh, no! I scared the Kosakas earlier too.
I'd better try not to scare her.
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{\an2}H-Hello...
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{\an2}Are you out shopping too?
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{\an2}It's hard to get out
with all these zombies around, isn't it?
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{\an2}Um...
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{\an2}Uh...
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{\an2}I was gonna loaf around and drink
all day at home, until I ran out of beer.
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{\an2}Huh?! Wha—?!
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{\an2}Oh!
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{\an2}Hey, excuse me!
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{\an2}Since we happened to meet like this...
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{\an2}Do you want to, uh...
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{\an2}Exchange contact info?
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{\an2}Oh... Umm... In that case...
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{\an2}Not that it's my business or anything...
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{\an2}But you deciding to risk it all
and go out to buy
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{\an2}something nonessential is definitely
not what I call a high priority task.
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{\an2}P-Prio...?
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{\an2}I can't see myself teaming up with someone
who doesn't know how to analyze risk.
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{\an2}Huh?!
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{\an2}I'd prefer not
to lower my chances of survival.
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{\an2}Hey!
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{\an2}So, I'll have to pass
on giving you my contact info.
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{\an2}Miss...! Watch out!
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{\an2}What?!
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{\an2}Th-Thank you, Miss—
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{\an2}Hey, my bike!!
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{\an2}Oh...
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{\an2}I see...
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{\an2}I need to analyze risk, huh?
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{\an2}I guess stuff that you see
in zombie movies...
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{\an2}...really does happen.
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{\an2}She was badass and pretty, too.
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{\an2}I wonder...
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{\an2}if I'll see her again.
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{\an2}Damn it, now's not the time for that!
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{\an2}I gotta make a run for it back home!
Nope, that's impossible!
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{\an2}What am I gonna do?
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{\an2}I gotta find something!
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{\an2}Huh?
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{\an2}Now this is an upgrade!
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{\an2}I forgot this all started during rush hour.
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{\an2}It's littered everywhere with bikes
and scooters with keys still in them.
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{\an2}With this,
I can travel much easier than a bike.
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{\an2}Hold on.
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{\an2}Maybe...
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{\an2}There's an even better upgrade!
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{\an2}Huh?!
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{\an2}Yeah!
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{\an2}Now this...
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{\an2}is the ultimate upgrade!
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{\an2}Whew!
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{\an2}I'm stocked up on beer, met a cute girl...
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{\an2}And even got the motorcycle of my dreams!
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{\an2}Today was the best!
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{\an2}I'm back, Mr. and Mrs. Kosaka!
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{\an2}I got plenty of beer
if you want to join me for a drink...
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{\an2}Mr. and Mrs. Kosaka?
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{\an2}We could die today...
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{\an2}Or we could die 60 years from now.
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{\an2}Either way, there's never enough time
to do all the things we want.
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{\an2}Life's too short to avoid taking risks.
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{\an2}When I was a kid, there were
so many things I wanted to do.
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{\an8}1.CONFESS TO THE GIRL I LOVED
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{\an2}But I always found one excuse or another,
and ended up not doing those things.
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{\an8}1. CONFESS TO THE GIRL I LOVED
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{\an2}I've decided to take a three year vacation
to have as much fun as I can.
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{\an8}1. CONFESS TO THE GIRL I LOVED
2. CLEAN MY ROOM
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{\an2}If I have to go on living
without doing the things I want to do,
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{\an8}3. LOAF AROUND AND DRINK BEER ALL DAY
4. RIDE A MOTORCYCLE
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{\an2}I'd rather be eaten by zombies.
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{\an8}5. TRY OUT DREADLOCKS
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{\an8}WINE AND DINE...
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{\an8}17. RIDE IN AN RV
18. GO STAY AT-HOME...
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{\an2}I only have 30?
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{\an2}Things I wanna do...
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{\an2}Things I wanna do, huh?
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{\an2}Now that I've quit...
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{\an2}What I’ve really wanted to do is...
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{\an8}31. GO HOME AND SPEND TIME WITH MY PARENTS
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{\an8}32. WITH MY BEST BUD...
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{\an8}33. MEET THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS
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{\an2}Okay...
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{\an2}Yeah.
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{\an2}Done!
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{\an8}100 THINGS I WANT TO DO
BEFORE BECOMING A ZOMBIE
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{\an2}This is an emergency broadcast
for all city districts.
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{\an2}Everyone, please lock your doors securely
and do not leave your homes.
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{\an2}-I repeat... This is an emergency broadcast
for all city districts.
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{\an2}-...Internet and telecommunications
are down,
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{\an2}and there's been no word
from the government!
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{\an2}-Everyone, please lock your doors securely
and do not leave your homes.
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{\an2}-Right now, we have no way of knowing
if the government is still functioning...
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{\an2}Hello? Hello?
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{\an2}I can't contact the main office
in L.A. either...
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{\an2}Situation's looking critical.
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{\an2}Secure food and water.
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{\an8}1. SECURE FOOD AND WATER
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{\an2}Acquire a sustainable energy source.
236
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{\an2}Maintain mental stability.
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{\an2}Continue regular exercise.
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{\an8}100 THINGS TO DO TO AVOID BECOMING A ZOMBIE
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{\an2}Minimize sugar intake.
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{\an2}Yes!
241
00:17:30,370 --> 00:17:33,160
{\an2}I finally did it!
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{\an2}I...
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{\an2}I escaped!
244
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:39,880
{\an2}I got away!
245
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{\an2}I see...
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{\an2}So there are two types in movies...
slow and fast zombies.
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{\an2}Walking.
248
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{\an2}Walking.
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{\an2}Running.
250
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:01,940
{\an2}That solid body-type
looks extremely dangerous.
251
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{\an2}Walking.
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{\an2}Walking.
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{\an2}Running.
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{\an2}Walking... walking...
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{\an2}Dangerous.
256
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{\an2}Both types are in this
current zombie pandemic.
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{\an2}If you can identity
258
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{\an2}which type when you encounter one,
your chances of survival increases drastically.
259
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,040
{\an2}I need...
260
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{\an2}raw data after all.
261
00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:38,930
{\an2}I need to gather certain supplies
before the number of infected spikes again.
262
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:43,180
{\an2}What area is the least risky
in this neighborhood?
263
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{\an2}Camera... check.
264
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{\an2}A survivor?
265
00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:21,810
{\an2}He doesn't seem to be infected.
266
00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:23,810
{\an2}Beer! Beer!
267
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{\an2}Any and every kind of beer...
268
00:19:27,990 --> 00:19:28,940
{\an2}Huh?
269
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,860
{\an2}He seems harmless...
270
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:42,360
{\an2}Wait, there may be zombies behind him...
271
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,670
{\an2}-I knew it...
-H-Hello...
272
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{\an2}They're far enough behind, but I should
get what I need quickly and leave.
273
00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:52,550
{\an2}It's hard to get out
with all these zombies around, isn't it?
274
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{\an2}He's a classic case
275
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{\an2}of a short-sighted person who's unable
to think beyond the present moment.
276
00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:01,980
{\an2}How did someone like him
end up surviving this long?
277
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{\an2}It just doesn't make sense.
278
00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:09,070
{\an2}This sound...
279
00:20:09,070 --> 00:20:10,240
{\an2}A car horn?
280
00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:13,790
{\an2}Not good! It'll attract zombies.
281
00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:16,900
{\an2}If I go out now, there's a high possibility
of getting attacked.
282
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:20,900
{\an2}A barricade?
No, there's not enough time.
283
00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:23,660
{\an2}So, how do I get through?
284
00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:27,860
{\an2}What's going on?
285
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,460
{\an2}They're going wild!
286
00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:31,660
{\an2}This route...
287
00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:33,300
{\an2}is passable!
288
00:20:34,090 --> 00:20:36,510
{\an2}Not that it's my business or anything...
289
00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:40,340
{\an2}But you deciding to risk it all
and go out to buy something nonessential
290
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:44,190
{\an2}is definitely not what I call
a high priority task.
291
00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:46,430
{\an2}-P-Prio...?
-So now...
292
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,370
{\an2}I'll get as many as possible to follow me...
293
00:20:50,370 --> 00:20:52,970
{\an2}-H-Hey!
-and if I can just get the timing right...
294
00:20:52,970 --> 00:20:54,890
{\an2}Miss...! Watch out!
295
00:20:54,890 --> 00:20:55,950
{\an2}Huh?
296
00:20:58,780 --> 00:20:59,530
{\an2}Don't!
297
00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:00,440
{\an2}That position is...
298
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:03,320
{\an2}What?
299
00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:21,300
{\an2}A runaway truck driven
by a zombie crashes into them...
300
00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:24,300
{\an2}What a magnificently perfect zombie trope.
301
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:26,980
{\an2}Well...
302
00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:29,050
{\an2}I guess even crappy blockbusters...
303
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,940
{\an2}can have some useful ideas.
304
00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:38,120
{\an2}Water has been secured.
305
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:41,070
{\an2}Food, power, and fuel have been secured.
306
00:21:41,070 --> 00:21:42,920
{\an2}I managed to get data too.
307
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,950
{\an2}It could be better, but...
308
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:46,700
{\an2}this is great.
309
00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:51,000
{\an2}The patterns in the behavior of the zombies
that I encountered today...
310
00:21:56,090 --> 00:21:57,960
{\an2}Beer! Beer!
311
00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:05,640
{\an2}Who knew a single beer could make
someone that happy in a state of emergency?
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{\an8}SAKURA MOCHI
313
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{\an8}6. MINIMIZE SUGAR INTAKE
314
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{\an2}Oh well...
315
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:27,580
{\an2}Maybe I should have grabbed
that sakura mochi after all.
316
00:22:28,870 --> 00:22:31,460
{\an8}100 THINGS TO DO TO AVOID BECOMING A ZOMBIE
317
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{\an8}Being bored
318
00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:44,390
{\an8}With nothing but efficient days
319
00:22:44,390 --> 00:22:46,430
{\an8}Sure that's fine
320
00:22:46,430 --> 00:22:48,560
{\an8}But it's kind of a waste, right?
321
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:52,110
{\an8}When I think today could be my last
322
00:22:52,110 --> 00:22:56,320
{\an8}Steve would start to make a bitter smile;
Let's start something
323
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,740
{\an8}Life & Death
324
00:22:57,740 --> 00:23:00,660
{\an8}How many times has it been already?
And yet...
325
00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:04,530
{\an8}I can't stop; like a junkie
326
00:23:04,530 --> 00:23:07,950
{\an8}One more time, c'mon, one more time
327
00:23:07,950 --> 00:23:12,740
{\an8}Let's go all the way
to the end of the world, yeah
328
00:23:12,790 --> 00:23:15,420
{\an8}C'mon, I want to find happiness
329
00:23:15,420 --> 00:23:17,670
{\an8}You can leave the key behind
330
00:23:17,670 --> 00:23:21,050
{\an8}If I can live and laugh,
that's good enough
331
00:23:21,050 --> 00:23:23,680
{\an8}C'mon, even a place that has nothing
332
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,760
{\an8}Has to have something
333
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,850
{\an8}How about it? All right!
334
00:23:27,850 --> 00:23:29,430
{\an8}Let's get excited about today!
335
00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:31,980
{\an8}C'mon, here in this hell, the earth
336
00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:35,360
{\an8}I want to keep laughing with you
337
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,570
{\an8}Living on a whim
338
00:23:37,570 --> 00:23:40,190
{\an8}C'mon, everything is coming undone
339
00:23:40,190 --> 00:23:43,610
{\an8}So c'mon, let's start anew
340
00:23:43,610 --> 00:23:46,450
{\an8}All right! Let's enjoy today
341
00:23:46,450 --> 00:23:48,540
{\an8}We can take detours
342
00:23:48,540 --> 00:23:50,830
{\an8}If you feel like singing, that's fine
343
00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:55,960
{\an8}Until the day everything ends
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00:24:01,510 --> 00:25:30,730
{\an2}Next time: Best Friend of the Dead
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