All language subtitles for Waarom.Wettelen.2024.FLEMISH.1080p.WEB.h264-TRIPEL-en

Well ...

You are love,
Deep as the sea ...

ready as a grain gin,
stronger than death.

Don't get lost
one human child.

You who don't forget a name ...

how hard to spell
Or modern that may also be.

You, who don't despise anyone.

Don't leave death,
who separates everything and hurts ...

just be forever.

Give us the liberation
of that second death.

You who are the word
have spoken to us ...

For those who are defenseless ...

and for their namesakes
In our midst, to say ...

The refugees, the strangers ...

The lactose sensors.

Don't let us get empty and lost
And without insight.

We know, the bottle near ...

The easy sinking.

Do us like
open a willing mussel ...

For the vision of peace
That has been calling us since time immemorial.

But...

Can I sit down?
-Naturally.

I didn't expect you here.

Man, that's a long time ago.

You were a source of joy
For me, Christine ...

And you will always stay that way.

All I
need to do for that ...

Is thinking about you.

Remember things.

As that time
When we were together in Tunisia ...

And you claimed later
To reincarnate in a camel.

By the way, I have to
Get used to it, Christine ...

The idea
That you are now a camel.

During that trip you got
A legendary attack of diarrhea.

None of the two knew then ...

that you are so hard
The diarrhea could get.

The couscous knitted there
Like a waterfall out again.

But it was with
A meter -wide smile ...

And a positive attitude ...

that you have that whole journey
spent on the toilet bowl.

She has another.

A gynecologist.

That's complete
The opposite ...

from a funeral director.

Well ...

I have it tonight
put on a drink.

I fell asleep on the couch.

I haven't heard my alarm clock.

A gynecologist, damn it.

That's intense shit, man.

And I just believe
That she had to check so often.

Yes ... the cervix.

She had the age for it.

To have a neck?

Very, isn't it?

Here we will
stay together forever.

Who do you mean by us?

We.

All of us. The whole family.

There is also room for the partners and ...

the children
If they might come.

The grandchildren.

Pets.

And we cannot decide for ourselves
About our last resting place?

There has never been a dead person
Being able to decide something yourself.

Mama actually wanted
don't be buried at all.

She wanted to be flamboyed.

In Cognac.

She always said that to me.

If she had drunk something.

Then she said that.

Dad, Antoine is here.

Is Antoine here?
-Yes.

Can I ask something?

Is it still possible to her
To put right, please?

In bed she always wanted
Lie on the right.

That may be unusual.
I know.

Apparently
Most women are left.

Apologies ...

Notary Vercammen.
Can I talk to you?

What is the problem?

Yes ... my sincere apologies ...

that I you
Come bother at this difficult moment.

Dieltiens Christine
Was my client ...

Wait, should that be now?

Yes, I fear so.

This is her last will.

And it was her wish ...

that they didn't bury here
would be ...

But in law.

Pardon?

Where?

In law.

Can I see that for a moment?

Would she not have meant Wetteren?

She had some problems
With the 'r' sometimes, right?

What are you saying?

Mama had completely
No problems with the 'r'?

Where do you suddenly get that from?

Can I see it?

And where is that?
-Below.

And that certainly can't be a typo?
-No.

Well.

It is also typical mom.

Always think of an excuse for ...

To not have to sleep yet.

No, I don't think it's on the map.
-Niks?

Also not on the internet.

And I get all the time:
"Do you mean Wetteren?"

Maybe a strange question.

Does anyone know by chance
Where is Legal?

Legal?

Yes.
-Wet with an 'l'?

Yes.
-Naturally.

So legal exists?

Otherwise I wouldn't know either
Where it is.

How do you know where Legal is,
But not the GPS?

You will have to ask the GPS.

I used to be a taxi driver.

Customers are much friendlier
When they are dead.

That's why I switched.

And is that far?

Legal?
-Yes.

Is not too bad.

Walking, I mean.

Walking or by bike,
It stays just as far.

Don't I get a kiss?

Hey.
-Hey.

You look good.

What is the case with you?

Great.

I've just seen the grave
Where I will someday come to lie.

It looks good.

Big.

There is a piece of land around it.

No WiFi for the children,
So that becomes difficult.

I didn't know you already had children.

No, but they already have a grave.

So I will have to make it now.

Yes.

Legal exists.

Okay.
-Yes.

The driver knows where it is
he says.

We go mama then
bring to law?

Yes, if that was her last wish,

Then I think we're it
must respect ...

And then we have to do that on foot.

How long are we going to do about that?

That is not neat to ask.

Unless you have one tomorrow
important contract must bring in.

According to that funeral cerin
Is it a few days of walking.

He can't estimate it properly
Because he is not a walker, he says.

We really go for several days ...

in the exhaust gases
Walk from that hearse?

Yes...

Christine wanted there
Apparently being buried, so ...

Don't ask me why,
I just hear it, but ...

I loved her ...

So I'm going to guide her there.
If necessary.

Everyone must determine for themselves
Whether he wants to come along.

Or can come along.
-or can, yes.

And that in that wheelchair.

Have you ever looked well?

Really fresh
She doesn't look anymore either.

That is a customer that we have lost.

By you.

What you have lost
Is your empathy for the living.

And something else: it is not possible.

That car has to be this afternoon
To the inspection.

Bunch of failed garage owners,
Goddamn.

Completely rejected.

They can kiss our balls.

Shall I take it over for a while?
-yes, is good. Thank you.

Do you actually already have
talked with dad?

That is difficult.

Why did you actually have to do then
Suddenly away from our family?

Do you know that?

I have many problems
With my health ...

and I have to go from the doctor
Take 7,000 steps a day.

Hence ...

She wasn't just my client ...

I have Christine of course
Also very well known.

Personally, I mean, right?

Yes?

We sat together on wheelchair basketball.

So right?

Played Christine wheelchair basketball?

Yes, fifteen years. Just like her sister.

Christine wasn't
In a wheelchair?

A bobsleigh does not go either
In his bobsleigh to the bakery?

Isn't that something completely different?

For wheelchair basketball
You don't have to be disabled.

That is not mandatory.

And if you tackle it smart ...

Arrange so
A disabled parking card.

Christine had none
Disabled parking card.

Because they don't smart it
has tackled.

Wheelchair basketball.

I've always thought that
That a stupid excuse was ...

To be able to do other things.

You're sure Kaat?
-Yes.

You don't really look like your father
But on Christine.

And you are?

I am Herman,
I am a childhood friend of your mother.

Ever since kindergarten actually.

I once caught in my pants.

And Christine smelled that right away.

She had a good nose, your mother.
-That's true, yes.

She could smell it at home

If the neighbors are their cauliflower
were draining.

Really a very good nose.

But that was an incident ...

I was bullied with it
That day at school.

Children are cruel against each other.

But Christine said to me:

"Herman," she said ...

"You have packed in your pants, isn't it?"

I remember well.

I have to do about five years old
have been, I think.

'You have packed in your pants
And do you know what I'm going to do?

I'm also going to poke in my pants.

Then you are not the only one. "

And then I knew: that girl
Remains forever in my life.

Sounds in love.

Five years.

Yes?
-Yes.

Today we certainly don't save anymore?

I don't think so, no.

No.

Any idea where we here somewhere
Can you stay in the neighborhood?

I know something.
It's a two -hour walk.

Two hours walk ...

Something cheap.

An adultery hotel.

Otherwise we should
Go see if we are welcome here.

HM?
-Yes.

Yes.

Yes...

It is a strict order.

I think they would rather see candles
Then people ...

But they understand
Our exceptional situation.

So we can do the night here
Spend, if we want.

There are fathers who have been 50 years old
have not seen a woman anymore, so ...

Take a little into account
please.

It is a resort of reflection ...

But maybe that's
Good today.

Do they have a Trappist?
-Pardon?

Do they have a Trappist?
-You will have to ask them yourself.

Do they have sherry?

Let it go.

I actually want here
Do not spend the night with pedophiles.

It is true:
A Trappist would now go into it.

I will stay with Auntie.

And where are you going to sleep?

They can go in the car if they want.

It was made for it
To lie in.

I thought today.

It was a good move
from Christine.

My sister always said
What it stood on.

I think so.
-And not bass.

But she loved him.

But that silence from him,
That was on her.

She has it there
Very difficult with it.

The children.

He has of course
Always known ...

that he was not the causative agent
of his children.

It is not.

It's his children
don't know.

And that he doesn't want them to know.

I have to stretch my legs.
Enough situated and sat today.

You have not changed anything yet, you.

Sorry to disturb
In your moment of reflection ...

But can I ask you something?

Of course, my sheep.

Do you happen to have here
From those discreet wipes?

You know
For the lost drops of puddles.

You have to pray, my child.
Prayer is always the right way.

I should have grabbed you in the house.

I looked away and kept silent.
I did that.

Sorry for that.

I understand those fathers, actually.

We allow too little silence
In our lives.

I don't know what it was
But I have deeper last night ...

and be able to think more clearly than ever
About my life with Christine.

It was like ...

I was able to merge all those years ...

could trace an essence.

Yes.

That was a lot of sorrow ...

But much more joy.

Yes.

Christine is no longer there.
It doesn't come back.

But I keep love.

I understand you.

Did you be able to sleep?

No, not really, actually.
That was disappointing.

A lot of noise came out of the coffin.

I've heard ...

that you are not in the neighborhood before
must be of a dissolution.

I put it in perspective.
She used to snore.

When I thought about that
suddenly got something familiar.

Nice.

You haven't told much yet.

I don't talk so easily.

Unless I drank
Then I don't stop.

Or do I say the same four times.

I recognize that.

I recognize that.

So you are Mrs.'s notary?

Madam?

I never knew the deceased.

Maybe I will get to know her.
That cannot be excluded.

That's what everyone now
I think about doing is.

Do you also have a pedometer? Or...

I am my faith
In those dating things ...

And those apps lost.

I always swipe
To the wrong side.

Loneliness
Is increasingly heavier to me.

So on my older day.

The cold in bed.

Sadly eating out alone ...

And then by everyone
be looked at.

So ...

I look in the newspaper
To Mourning advertisements ...

From ladies my age.

I'm going for the widowers.

Nobody has to be alone, right?

So I foam funerals.

Much more efficient than relationship agencies.
At least I hope so.

In any case, it is cheaper.

Do you have a woman?

I have two. Not easy either,
I can tell you that.

You probably don't do this often, right?
Spend the night for your work?

Since yesterday.

Yes, you have a point there.

Betty.

Frido.

Frido?

Frido Lesage.

11,430 steps today.

That's the same amount
Mow my grass seven times.

11,430 is not divisible by seven.

Everything is divisible by seven.
Even the love.

I hope they here
have a guarded parking space.

Those guests of the Vleeshenmafia ...

are crazy about remains.

Trade in intestines.

Fat by hand soap.

You don't want to know
What they all do in Frikandellen.

You won't be the first ...

who without knowing it
Your father ate.

Sorry it took so long.

But it's like that:

There are plenty of rooms
For all of us.

The thing is alone
That there is a party room below.

And there is a wedding party tonight.

So yes, we'll be that music
Probably hear in our room.

The bridal couple said
That we are welcome at their party.

Those who feel like it,
Naturally.

And there is food, so yes ...

You had Christine that
Do not have to say twice.

He already had
stood on that dance floor.

I think so too.
-Is there trappist?

Is there sherry?

A Trappist would now go into it.

Is happen to be here
A secure parking space?

I don't know.
I will ask that.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I sometimes think it's time ...

that you tell where you suddenly
comes from, Antoine.

From the veranda.

From the porch?

From the veranda.

We will never see you again ...

Mama dies and you are suddenly there.

While I don't think anyone
has sent a death notice.

We didn't have your address.

Thank you.

Hey.

Do you have a minibar?

Good idea. It's already a drink time.

Sit down.
-Yes.

The favorite cocktail of your mommy.

The multi-cult.

Everything that contains alcohol.

Even aftershave.

Only, one golden rule:

Never fruit in it.

Too healthy.

Mama could do that much better, but yes.

Like this.

Cheers.
-PROost.

On Mama.

On Mama.

Dad, what's this all?

Your mother's funeral.

Yes, a funeral
From a few days.

And Antoine
that suddenly comes to the surface.

All unknown people
that walk along ...

Like that woman with that glasses.

Who is that?
-Don't know.

He has against me
Nothing said at all.

Yes, your mother was a ...

A good director ...

Don't know.

Maybe she wants to tell us something ...

And is this her encore.

Don't know.

A gigantic, thick,
Warm placard in my pants.

So that scent, that autumn scent,
It spread throughout the class.

Everyone smelled it.

I was about to totally
public to be humiliated ...

And at that moment Christine farted
Also in her pants.

Out of solidarity.

And that's something
What I will never forget.

Frikandellen.

When Christine and I got married ...

there were veal sweetbreads.

Grilled in an Argentinian way.

Do you want my frikandel?

I just went to ask
Whether you want my frikandel.

Shall we exchange?

Is good.

He's going things
Just put it on.

And from daddy he was allowed
In the past not on ballet lessons.

Why not actually?

You get tendinitis from that.
And kapsones, of course.

Mama had long had a long time
stood on the dance floor.

And her clothes have taken off.

She always ended in her underwear.
-If you were lucky.

No, you get me sober
Not on the dance floor.

Waiter, five multi-culti's,
Please.

He was tasty, your frikandel.

Is it not possible?

Is it going?

I don't want her from my mother
make frikandels.

Let it go.

That betty said something like that.

Have you already seen
That they have a swimming pool here?

I usually take my swimwear
Not to a funeral.

Swimwear.

Can you explain to me
What is the use of wet clothes?

You were right.

Even that bathing cap is mandatory.

Then you might as well say
That I have lice.

From above and from below.

You're going to tell me now
What you have to say.

Or I squeeze your balls off.

Your parents loved each other.

But Bas ...

It has a problem.

Always had.

He is asexual.

Is he impotent?

He has a body ...

But that only serves
To digest his food.

Are you just telling me
That my father is not my father?

It's like that.

Christine wanted sex.

And she wanted children.

And she wanted to keep Bas in her life.

But after two children
From another ...

wanted Bas a kind
symbolic child of their together.

Say it is not true.

It's not true.

It should not be true too.

You couldn't.

I should not be allowed too.

I couldn't.

Oh no, say it's not true.

It's not true.

It comes through
Those multi-cults, of course.

You don't have to
to justify, estimate.

It is your wife's funeral.

Then some things are more difficult.
I understand that, estimate.

It is nothing to be ashamed of.

Treasure? Do you say treasure to me?
-It is okay.

Forget it.

But I have nothing to forget
Because nothing has happened.

Shit, that's intense.

My mother is dead
And my father is not my father.

Come, we have to go.

They are probably
Already waiting for us.

Betty.

You could say Betty so beautifully.

Up, get ready, Betty. Come on.

Otherwise we are too late.

He's there.

Then we will go again.

Please blow, please?

That's good, thank you.

Positive. When did you
drunk for the last time?

Yesterday.
-Yesterday?

Multi-culti's.
-Multi-culti's?

Grab your papers,
Then you can come along.

Just sign here, please.

Can anyone drive you again?

I am my driver's license
Lost for a few hours.

You smell like sex.

I have to do somewhere
Buy sports shoes.

You can't do your mother
Buried in Heels in Legal.

I would like
That I also smelled of sex.

At least if legal already exists.

I would like
That I also smelled of sex.

What is the plan?
-Well.

You get hungry from all that walking.

I don't understand that members of
A walking club is not much thicker.

And that's the first thing you say?
After more than two days.

I wasn't good enough for you
As a foster child.

Too stupid, too rude.

Unacceptable.

So you just glued me out.

Do you know how that feels?

To get out of a foster family
To be thrown?

You're just a dog
That is saved from the shelter ...

Through a nice and sweet family.

And the summer
the family goes on a journey ...

And they tie you to a tree.

That's what you have done, Bas.

And all those years later you see me again.

And what do you ask me?

And what do you tell me?

That you don't understand why members
Not being thicker of a walking club?

You managed to pull yourself off
From that tree.

That is very handsome of you.

There was only one way
To get rid of me.

That was with Boom and all.

I still carry it with me, that tree.

That's heavy.

What about that heroin addiction
From your parents?

Good.

They are both two
Successfully kicked off.

In the cemetery.

Do you know which dog good
would suit me?

A Maltese, I think.

Why?

You have people who are their grief
Processing by eating.

Not me.

I am not like that.

I am not hungry when I am alone.

I am more of a party eater.

I am a party person.

Twice the mussels.
-Thank you.

Please.
-Thank you.

Lord, open us
Like a willing mussel ...

For the vision of peace
That has been calling us since time immemorial.

Enjoy your meal.
-Enjoy your meal.

I knew you would take mussels.
-Is that so?

I have this morning
Look around a bit.

I thought very deeply
And I think I understand.

I am the only one in the family
Those mussels lust.

Didn't I have that from someone?

'You don't really look like your father
But on Christine. "

Are there things I need to know?

Hereditary diseases or something,
What I have to be vaccinated against?

Perhaps the bacon disease.

Bacon spit disease?
-yes, that's nothing bad.

Our rochels are a bit thicker,
A bit fatter than normal.

But you can live with that
And with tongues.

But it is very hereditary.

That is.

I don't know if you realize it
But I have packed in my pants.

I smell it, yes.

As a father you never have
done something for me.

Make everything
you will not succeed anyway, but ...

I would like it
If you support me a little more.

Please.

But...

The thing is ...
-What?

What is the thing?

Is there something that is more important
Then paternity?

No, of course not, but ...

It shouldn't be.

Italian quality.

First pressing.

Does Bas know you know?

No.

And I would like to keep it that way.

He is my father
And he remains my father.

Does he know that you have conceived me?

How's the intestines?
-Already simmering.

Come on.

Does everyone have their passport?

Passport?

Is law abroad then?

Legal is abroad.

Not deep.

Not far.

But abroad.

Why have you not said that before?

I am rather insensitive to boundaries.

Insensitive?

Borders are arbitrary.

A hold for narrow -minded spirits.

I think, huh.

Passport?

Kolo Padere US Differron Me Opikegert
Bastorde Klomp sausage yukelelelele.

Anyone?

He says the contents of the coffin
must be checked.

But ... that is not possible.

He can't mean that?

Jordelo Moportuti Holkerdu Brol.

Daftirde Brilkiko.

Letterer Azerzo chicken headmilk ...

Hus Hot Prot Derstuk Jupjup.

Jupjup?

It can contain drugs.

And you can also
People in smuggling.

He says that criminals
be very creative.

Stolk Frit Berga Wollewulle
Greta Verre Grto.

Zwrelle Zwolle Polka spawn
Pluk reredded Watteeuw.

He understands that it can be annoying
And sympathizes with us ...

But everyone has their task
And this is his.

And what about Schengen's treaties?

Do they suddenly mean nothing anymore?

I don't say goodbye yet
can take her.

Would you do that?

They say that is important
For the grieving process?

It must be long
And being lonely days for you.

You actually mean
That you don't like to walk in the rain?

I don't mind.

I like it
A little company.

But...

I've been thinking all the time:

Your face ...

I know that about something.

That is possible. I come regularly
At funerals lately.

Do you like breasts?

It's not what you think.

It is for the crossword.

I still have my own breasts.

Without silicone
Or insulation material.

Bio-breasts actually.

Do you like Bio?

It is for the crossword.

That dryer takes 40 minutes.
That is not so bad.

Thank you for the hospitality.

It is something else again.

Gelo Berdompung Vergaziris Fiscus.

Bollobom discus pertangkuns
Kluns Wuns Circus.

The last visitor
was the tax inspector.

That immediately meant
The end of the circus.

Nice stew.

Mopsi Tio Poessie.

Gripok Mulderta Vispit.

"It's tiger.
I had to do something with it. "

Those are difficult
I think verb conjugations.

Dropole Peuzot Ballatum Argenti.

Glasses Kil Fax.

He could cycle and dance Tango.
It was a top animal.

Fril Dulk Hillebulle Versu ...

Pilko Lolde Derwus.

Kol Berankankentit Slurfik climbs.

If you want, you can
Take some meat home.

My freezer is full of elephant.

Sex Pompo Kilo.

Kedu Jojo Floflu.

About 600 kilos.
I just don't get that.

Artificial insemination
Not an option for your mother.

She didn't want any children
From a preserving jar.

I don't know with which of the two
I have to feel the most sorry.

I think it's all so pathetic.

You see it much too gloomy.
That's how it goes. Love.

That is easier to break
Then friendship.

And it's still difficult
To be repaired too.

I think it's cunt that Kaat knows
By whom she is conceived and not me.

Fathers, you really have to know it,
Do you think?

Too crazy.

As long as you don't think ...

That you will get the house.

Go live with him.

Get tied up ...

In his gynecologist's chair.

And let yourself be in the meantime
But good fucking by him.

Hopefully ...

you get a thousand ...

ten...

Hopefully you will get one hundred thousand
stillborn children of his.

Which I will all refuse
To bury.

You can ...

with the wheelbarrow
drop in the cemetery.

And you know ...

Do you know what I'm going to do?

Nothing.

I'm going to ...
Let it rot above ground ...

Until the whole earth stinks ...

To your deception.

Whore.

Trut.

Slut box.

Cats ... cunt ... cli ...

Skew -sagged garage holderalmanak.

Very good.

Yes, that's really good.

Doing.
- Yes?

Yes, do.

Oh dear.

Everything okay?

Not really, no.

The animal does not want to start anymore.

That was to be expected.

Poorly maintained ...

Totally worn out ...

And rejected.

My boss doesn't want to be there anymore
In invest.

I called him this morning with the
Pipo de Clown phone, but ...

That car can do it
No Lalali Lalala.

That's typical
For funeral directors.

They live on when something breaks.

And what now?

There is already someone on the way
To help us out of trouble.

That will probably take a long time.

No panic, bass.

Within more than an hour
We are in West Wettelen.

And then it's not that far anymore.

I almost had peace with it
That it didn't exist.

He said he was the magician
Also had to fire.

Due to disappointing income.

Blablabla.

So ... that clown doesn't know either ...

how in two sawn people
you have to get together again.

Are it going, a Tantetje?
Not too much pain?

If I didn't take him ...

he would also end up in the freezer,
Next to that elephant.

But maybe
Do you have to take him with you?

I think he is more for you.

For you only then.

Incidentally...

That's handy
For the maintenance of your lawn.

You will be happy with it.

Does he have a name?

Christine.

And does he eat grass?

Yes, what else do you think?
Camel chunks?

There is no grass anyway
In the desert?

How would you think that?

Have the camels
All eaten that.

Hello there.

Yes.

So this is it?

Legal.

This is it.

Strange.

And do you know where a cemetery is here?

Legal has no cemetery.

Legal has no cemetery?

Legal has no cemetery.

And you say that now?

Every graveyard started once
With a first grave.

Yes.

That's true, yes.

I have to piss.

Wait, I'll help you.