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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,694 --> 00:00:10,521 Are you ready boys? 2 00:00:12,047 --> 00:00:13,210 To his weapon... 3 00:00:13,245 --> 00:00:13,925 Point... 4 00:00:14,058 --> 00:00:14,947 Fire! 5 00:00:14,982 --> 00:00:16,052 We go Popol! 6 00:00:16,087 --> 00:00:17,739 We two are sure of having a yellow mesh. 7 00:00:17,774 --> 00:00:19,809 It's not fair, Leopold always wins. 8 00:00:19,844 --> 00:00:21,150 Because it has a camel bladder. 9 00:00:21,185 --> 00:00:22,898 But it is not like that by no means. 10 00:00:22,933 --> 00:00:24,186 Is like the blowguns, 11 00:00:24,267 --> 00:00:25,598 the longer, further. 12 00:00:25,633 --> 00:00:27,188 You have no merit, yours is black. 13 00:00:27,188 --> 00:00:28,072 So what? 14 00:00:28,164 --> 00:00:30,685 Well, blacks are the inventors of the blowguns, gross. 15 00:00:32,620 --> 00:00:35,267 Then Simon do you have hidden that you are white? 16 00:00:35,302 --> 00:00:36,825 Small blowguns! 17 00:00:37,046 --> 00:00:38,329 This is a nastiness... 18 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:41,380 Eh, it is not possible to be a champion in everything, it is necessary to leave something for the others. 19 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:43,481 My flowers! 20 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:45,461 Shit, the gardener! 21 00:00:45,496 --> 00:00:46,886 Ah, little rogue! 22 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:53,003 NOT ALL THE PARENTS 23 00:00:53,004 --> 00:00:54,460 NOT ALL THE PARENTS DO PEE 24 00:00:54,483 --> 00:00:56,719 NOT ALL THE PARENTS DO STANDING PEE. 25 00:01:37,108 --> 00:01:38,779 Come on, do not tuning out. 26 00:01:38,814 --> 00:01:41,182 Inhale through your nose and exhale through your mouth. 27 00:01:41,874 --> 00:01:45,836 Expels for the bottom. But make it quick, I'm starving. 28 00:01:46,909 --> 00:01:49,935 three, two, one. 29 00:01:50,397 --> 00:01:51,263 Go! 30 00:02:15,554 --> 00:02:17,118 - What is my time, Dan? - 48.2. 31 00:02:17,677 --> 00:02:19,952 - Good boy! - You are going to be a champion. 32 00:02:19,987 --> 00:02:21,794 -Don't forget Grany. -Oh, shit, he forgot it... 33 00:02:21,890 --> 00:02:24,009 Sorry guys, I have things to do! 34 00:02:24,109 --> 00:02:25,148 See you later! 35 00:02:25,183 --> 00:02:26,475 Mac'do And you don't have anything to do? 36 00:02:26,476 --> 00:02:27,303 No. 37 00:02:27,510 --> 00:02:29,314 - But yes. Don't you remember? - No, I don't remember. 38 00:02:29,446 --> 00:02:31,025 Your swimming class! 39 00:02:34,901 --> 00:02:37,523 Damn! You shall pay. 40 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:56,060 Mom! 41 00:02:56,824 --> 00:02:57,699 Mom! 42 00:03:01,199 --> 00:03:02,580 Zoι please, stop. 43 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:03,987 You know I don't like those Japanese machines. 44 00:03:07,184 --> 00:03:08,867 Welcome to Belgium, Mom. 45 00:03:08,902 --> 00:03:10,358 Where is my grandson? Where is Simon? 46 00:03:10,393 --> 00:03:12,415 Training with Dan. They will meet us. 47 00:03:12,618 --> 00:03:13,835 - Give me your suitcase. - No, don't. 48 00:03:13,870 --> 00:03:14,607 No? 49 00:03:16,815 --> 00:03:17,578 Simon! 50 00:03:17,613 --> 00:03:18,794 Grany! 51 00:03:23,866 --> 00:03:25,092 Did you have a good trip? 52 00:03:25,927 --> 00:03:26,927 Yes, thank you. 53 00:03:32,717 --> 00:03:35,723 But don't you get tired? Wait, I don't, stop. 54 00:03:36,867 --> 00:03:38,193 Good the car is parked over there. 55 00:03:39,771 --> 00:03:42,592 Then... tell me. As soon as you do 50 meters? 56 00:03:42,627 --> 00:03:43,438 I don't know... 57 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,417 Grany did you see the facade of the station? 58 00:03:46,204 --> 00:03:47,398 - It looks incredible. - Yes, yes. 59 00:03:48,486 --> 00:03:51,154 - So you've progressed? - Yes, I have made much progress. 60 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:51,914 Is that true? 61 00:03:52,627 --> 00:03:54,763 If I improved, I'm gonna be better. 62 00:03:56,122 --> 00:03:57,976 - Zoι, do you have the keys? - Yes, yes, I have them. 63 00:03:58,089 --> 00:03:59,992 Wait Mom, take the camera. 64 00:04:02,203 --> 00:04:03,741 Wait, I'll shoot. 65 00:04:23,193 --> 00:04:25,854 And well, nevertheless I have my French permission, but... 66 00:04:27,438 --> 00:04:28,460 Not the Belgian. 67 00:04:28,495 --> 00:04:30,158 I don't have the Belgian. There can be so, isn't it? 68 00:04:37,665 --> 00:04:39,077 How is it here? 69 00:04:40,411 --> 00:04:43,322 Because in Paris, in the center, people don't know each other... 70 00:04:44,126 --> 00:04:46,018 Over a distance the things seem... 71 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:49,077 Three does not that give you problems? 72 00:04:49,077 --> 00:04:51,423 Why would we have problems? 73 00:04:51,445 --> 00:04:55,892 Is a place inhabited by normal and discreet families, mom. 74 00:04:56,027 --> 00:04:57,597 We are not in the Bronx. 75 00:04:58,697 --> 00:05:00,533 Well, well, just wondering. 76 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:02,887 If you say that everything is normal. 77 00:05:05,064 --> 00:05:06,992 Here we are. 78 00:05:19,711 --> 00:05:20,567 Hello girls! 79 00:05:20,703 --> 00:05:21,819 Hello! 80 00:05:24,710 --> 00:05:26,337 -Hello girls. -Hello. 81 00:05:31,318 --> 00:05:33,419 Good day! 82 00:05:35,754 --> 00:05:38,133 -Oh, shit. -You put the paw, boys. 83 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,359 At least apologize. 84 00:05:39,489 --> 00:05:41,262 Forgive him, he did it on purpose. 85 00:05:43,203 --> 00:05:45,227 - Are you okay mom? - Yes, I'm fine. 86 00:05:45,999 --> 00:05:47,320 You see this is the Bronx. 87 00:05:47,934 --> 00:05:49,676 A bunch of guys who attack the elderly. 88 00:05:50,260 --> 00:05:51,285 Should we go? 89 00:05:53,539 --> 00:05:56,250 - Good day, neighbors! - Good day! 90 00:05:57,927 --> 00:05:59,299 Then how come you don't know Belgium? 91 00:05:59,399 --> 00:06:00,273 Well, no. 92 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:02,719 I had never leave Paris. 93 00:06:03,298 --> 00:06:05,056 Even in a charming place. 94 00:06:05,091 --> 00:06:07,129 Oh, one quickly will gets used to it. You'll see. 95 00:06:07,164 --> 00:06:09,294 Paul! Come say hello. She is Zoe's mother. 96 00:06:12,090 --> 00:06:16,102 What grumpy! I've wanted to go to Paris all my life. 97 00:06:16,137 --> 00:06:19,518 For him, the garden is quite. I will go alone when I gain the lottery. 98 00:06:19,591 --> 00:06:20,359 Hey, Paul? 99 00:06:21,002 --> 00:06:22,112 Go, see you later. 100 00:06:25,373 --> 00:06:26,478 Papi! 101 00:06:29,183 --> 00:06:30,288 It's my father. 102 00:06:32,252 --> 00:06:33,509 Ah, my little Jesus. 103 00:06:34,855 --> 00:06:35,898 My cowboy. 104 00:06:38,703 --> 00:06:40,018 - Good morning, Dad. - Good day, dear. 105 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,925 - How are you? - Come. 106 00:06:45,455 --> 00:06:46,632 Zoι. 107 00:06:47,180 --> 00:06:50,142 - Grany, meet Louis, my father. - Nice. 108 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:51,385 Welcome home. 109 00:06:51,813 --> 00:06:55,544 These are the first flowers in my garden. 110 00:06:55,579 --> 00:06:58,410 And this is a small taste of Belgium. 111 00:07:04,897 --> 00:07:07,793 - Are you staying daddy? - No, I can't. Mami waits for me. 112 00:07:08,062 --> 00:07:09,562 But I'm counting on you. 113 00:07:10,086 --> 00:07:11,942 I need to fix the logs. 114 00:07:38,001 --> 00:07:39,465 Here we are. 115 00:07:41,507 --> 00:07:43,459 So what do you say? 116 00:07:45,417 --> 00:07:46,463 We're cool eh? 117 00:07:49,082 --> 00:07:50,375 Good morning, sir. 118 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:56,077 - Are they the new neighbors? - Yes. 119 00:07:56,638 --> 00:07:58,444 Yes. They do not have good face. 120 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:00,541 Look... at the small microbe. 121 00:08:00,576 --> 00:08:02,062 - Hello Tom. - Hello Tom. 122 00:08:02,162 --> 00:08:02,998 Hello. 123 00:08:09,786 --> 00:08:11,056 Shit! Did you see the girl? 124 00:08:12,645 --> 00:08:14,070 Wow, what girl! 125 00:08:14,105 --> 00:08:15,689 What girl? 126 00:08:17,704 --> 00:08:18,673 Oh, the girl. 127 00:08:23,039 --> 00:08:24,525 Dan, Mom! 128 00:08:29,193 --> 00:08:30,906 Can I go to play with my friends? 129 00:08:30,941 --> 00:08:33,878 - Listen, Grany just arrived. - Let him go. 130 00:08:35,051 --> 00:08:36,849 Friends ... yes ... 131 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,782 We have a lot of time together. 132 00:08:45,795 --> 00:08:46,819 Our house. 133 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:56,806 Here, dear. 134 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,483 I don't like the small jonquils. 135 00:09:03,173 --> 00:09:04,447 Can I have your coat? 136 00:09:06,162 --> 00:09:07,853 - Mr. and Mrs. Berthot, good morning. - Good morning. 137 00:09:08,236 --> 00:09:11,276 I am Lise, the owner. Don't expect them so soon. 138 00:09:11,311 --> 00:09:13,330 Yes, don't expect them so loud. 139 00:09:13,565 --> 00:09:14,032 Paul... 140 00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:17,097 This is not Woodstock. This is quiet. 141 00:09:17,132 --> 00:09:19,035 Berthot, Freddy Berthot. 142 00:09:19,070 --> 00:09:20,455 Aline, my wife. 143 00:09:20,490 --> 00:09:22,267 - Good morning. - I am Freddy. 144 00:09:22,302 --> 00:09:23,963 We'll see how they are called. 145 00:09:24,799 --> 00:09:26,003 Have to forgive my husband, 146 00:09:26,103 --> 00:09:27,802 becomes in a bad mood when there is a soccer. 147 00:09:27,937 --> 00:09:29,404 Ah, its ok. Mine too. 148 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:30,907 I believe that we are going to understand each others well. 149 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:32,725 Come on boys. Hands to the work! 150 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,805 Come on guys. Hands On! 151 00:09:39,058 --> 00:09:42,278 Oh Pavarotti! Is our rooster. Never stops. 152 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,663 This is the room. 153 00:09:50,217 --> 00:09:51,309 Oh, the flowers. 154 00:09:51,344 --> 00:09:52,649 Simon gathered them. 155 00:09:53,425 --> 00:09:55,309 I might say that he knows how to treat women. 156 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:56,609 Yes. 157 00:09:59,615 --> 00:10:00,878 Pretty design. 158 00:10:03,064 --> 00:10:05,138 Humm, room for visitors. 159 00:10:14,557 --> 00:10:16,931 I can help you with the boxes if you want. 160 00:10:16,966 --> 00:10:19,307 Don't seem, but I am strong. 161 00:10:26,799 --> 00:10:27,717 Hello, Simon. 162 00:10:30,269 --> 00:10:32,626 Since you are a strong machine what are you waiting for? 163 00:10:32,661 --> 00:10:33,597 This is my brother. 164 00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:35,485 Oh, when he is asked so gentilemente. 165 00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:38,299 Wait, it seems that he is strong. 166 00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:40,369 If he lies... let him raises it. 167 00:10:40,404 --> 00:10:42,766 Don't worry, drag that box, not up. 168 00:10:42,801 --> 00:10:44,908 She does not sleep at night. That's why he says day bullshit. 169 00:10:47,970 --> 00:10:49,510 Yes, Simon is the strongest! 170 00:10:52,101 --> 00:10:53,142 I wait for you when you gets back! 171 00:10:53,177 --> 00:10:54,533 Excuse I did not want. 172 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:58,678 What do you expect? Let the cats and dogs to rain? 173 00:10:58,890 --> 00:11:01,642 My sister need to empty the truck ... Get to work! 174 00:11:03,658 --> 00:11:09,133 Bravo, you are the first one that resists him. Anyway, it is necessary to see the rest... 175 00:11:10,318 --> 00:11:12,320 It's impossible that you are not a real man. 176 00:11:16,130 --> 00:11:17,432 The bathroom. 177 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,617 It seem that ten years had happened since you went away. 178 00:11:32,248 --> 00:11:33,656 You don't need Paris? 179 00:11:35,019 --> 00:11:36,523 Paris is not what I need... 180 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,405 It's you, mom. 181 00:11:42,931 --> 00:11:45,360 It's you who are the one that has come to this lost place. 182 00:11:46,136 --> 00:11:48,989 If you believe that a beautiful place where it's normal that it is said good day 183 00:11:49,089 --> 00:11:50,084 it's a lost place. 184 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,674 I need you two! 185 00:11:55,351 --> 00:11:56,477 Three. 186 00:11:57,574 --> 00:11:58,922 Three of us. 187 00:12:03,087 --> 00:12:06,566 I wish that Simon was grown closer to his grandmother. 188 00:12:08,634 --> 00:12:12,738 I would love to see him grow like a normal kid. 189 00:12:15,787 --> 00:12:16,571 Here we are. 190 00:12:16,813 --> 00:12:18,172 Are we going to go back to that? 191 00:12:18,528 --> 00:12:21,487 Normal, abnormal, what does that mean? 192 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,813 In this place have accepted us. To them we are people like everyone else. 193 00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:28,809 Also can he believe that he is like the others? 194 00:12:30,589 --> 00:12:32,982 Till now, you have no had problems with Simon, 195 00:12:33,726 --> 00:12:38,938 but someday he will asking for a father and is like every children has. 196 00:12:38,973 --> 00:12:40,865 I also have the rights. 197 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,929 You have a father! 198 00:12:44,301 --> 00:12:46,654 Well, I gave him up but... 199 00:12:46,789 --> 00:12:50,877 You aren't going to blame us for your failures because I got divorced. 200 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:55,151 My failures? This is fine. 201 00:12:55,251 --> 00:12:57,852 Unlike you, I have always taken my life as a success. 202 00:13:00,318 --> 00:13:03,174 The rooster is right. . It's too silly! 203 00:13:04,527 --> 00:13:06,559 - We are not going to get angry... - No. 204 00:13:08,261 --> 00:13:09,348 Ready? 205 00:13:14,883 --> 00:13:16,572 The wedding camera. 206 00:13:20,105 --> 00:13:21,065 Do you come to see it? 207 00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:22,474 I already saw it. 208 00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:32,489 The wedding camera...? Well done ... 209 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,653 But it's true right? 210 00:13:35,772 --> 00:13:38,696 Listen Zoe, I don't know what to say or what to do with your mother. 211 00:13:38,731 --> 00:13:41,495 If you continue putting a face, this will be unsustainable. 212 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:43,662 My father. She just looked at him. And I'm talking about the bouquet flowers. 213 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,503 She is here, that's something. 214 00:13:45,603 --> 00:13:47,297 For years we expected for this moment. 215 00:13:47,397 --> 00:13:50,055 I know It. But it has been years since I live very well without her, 216 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,055 and for years I am very happy here with you. 217 00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:54,425 And here, she is also a little in my house. 218 00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,733 So either she accepts how things are, 219 00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:58,551 or she returns to Paris, and you keep on seeing it there. 220 00:14:03,192 --> 00:14:05,192 Are we going to have tea with her? 221 00:14:05,227 --> 00:14:08,588 No, I think I had enough ... 222 00:14:08,623 --> 00:14:09,644 I turn on the air? 223 00:14:09,779 --> 00:14:10,679 Yes. 224 00:14:16,513 --> 00:14:17,361 Zoι? 225 00:14:19,015 --> 00:14:20,371 Do they no longer works? 226 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,661 Dan is an anesthesiologist, Mom. 227 00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:25,637 She did three nights on call and now we get two days off. 228 00:14:26,012 --> 00:14:29,224 Yes, I understand. She takes care of the garden and you in the kitchen. Is not that so? 229 00:14:29,359 --> 00:14:35,506 Mom, I can ask you... Can you make an effort? 230 00:14:37,839 --> 00:14:39,245 I Have come. 231 00:14:41,502 --> 00:14:42,826 Not likely. 232 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,813 Do you recognize it? It is your recipe. 233 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,055 Calls Simon. 234 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:55,190 Oh you scared me! 235 00:14:55,225 --> 00:14:57,421 Oh, are you my angel? 236 00:14:57,456 --> 00:14:59,332 - Yes and you? - Yes. 237 00:15:11,066 --> 00:15:14,257 - Simon Listens, that's bad... - Stops. 238 00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:15,521 Simon... 239 00:15:15,556 --> 00:15:18,734 - Here it's me who is the one that decides... - Give me that! 240 00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:20,566 Enough. 241 00:15:21,048 --> 00:15:25,229 - This boy is very strong! - Of course, he's my son. 242 00:15:30,661 --> 00:15:31,994 Well I'm going to bed. 243 00:15:32,571 --> 00:15:33,718 - Are you coming? - Yes. 244 00:15:34,374 --> 00:15:35,294 Can I ask you something, mom? 245 00:15:35,857 --> 00:15:39,753 What does a "real man" mean? In order to the rest ... 246 00:15:39,901 --> 00:15:41,397 Interesting question. 247 00:15:43,253 --> 00:15:44,052 Is it? 248 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:45,825 Thanks. 249 00:15:47,499 --> 00:15:53,185 Well, being a true man is a man. 250 00:15:53,649 --> 00:15:58,536 You know, you have a beard, deep voice, a big dick. 251 00:15:58,671 --> 00:16:01,294 I know, but apart from that? 252 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:05,568 Listen apart from that you will notice that girls are a mess. 253 00:16:05,827 --> 00:16:09,220 Ah yes? How is that? 254 00:16:10,947 --> 00:16:11,788 Zoι? 255 00:16:15,843 --> 00:16:18,979 It shows two, three little things ... 256 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:23,960 it's in the belly ... 257 00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:26,772 You know, when they look at you and flirt. 258 00:16:27,218 --> 00:16:28,890 So then we become real men? 259 00:16:30,512 --> 00:16:35,140 Well, not yet, because life is hard. 260 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,888 You know, you have to know how to fight. 261 00:16:38,601 --> 00:16:42,135 In short "a real man is to be the strongest? 262 00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:45,782 You know, sometimes girls are stronger than men. 263 00:16:45,817 --> 00:16:49,611 - No, I'm serious ... - This is serious. 264 00:16:50,578 --> 00:16:54,472 No, listen seriously. A man is a woman with a couple of things. 265 00:16:54,507 --> 00:16:55,775 And being a woman then? 266 00:16:55,810 --> 00:17:00,302 Well, a man with a couple of things. 267 00:17:00,337 --> 00:17:03,804 Well agree, I will ask Daddy. I'm going to bed! 268 00:17:03,839 --> 00:17:05,069 I'm sure we were not up to it. 269 00:17:05,104 --> 00:17:06,314 Would you like me to accompany you? 270 00:17:06,349 --> 00:17:08,689 Not, I am going to put him to bed, it's my turn. 271 00:17:16,605 --> 00:17:18,616 What are you reading? 272 00:17:19,862 --> 00:17:21,573 News about the world. 273 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,365 And what it says about the world? 274 00:17:23,873 --> 00:17:25,586 - Can you read it to me? - Sure. 275 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:31,170 Let's see... 276 00:17:34,882 --> 00:17:36,819 We are both well right? 277 00:17:43,571 --> 00:17:45,579 Oh hell! The picture thief! 278 00:17:45,614 --> 00:17:47,979 The thief of small joys. 279 00:18:10,561 --> 00:18:11,610 But what are you doing? 280 00:18:11,849 --> 00:18:14,865 I prepare myself for pecking in the stomach and all the rest. 281 00:18:16,499 --> 00:18:18,823 Yes, but you know that the real men also wash themselves eh? 282 00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:20,724 Good morning. 283 00:18:21,562 --> 00:18:22,562 Good morning, honey. 284 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,200 Mom, Grany. 285 00:18:28,351 --> 00:18:29,125 Goodbye! 286 00:18:29,932 --> 00:18:31,386 Where do you run that way in the morning? 287 00:18:31,387 --> 00:18:32,735 Is early rising but... 288 00:18:42,812 --> 00:18:44,936 I think the new little neighboring... 289 00:18:47,685 --> 00:18:49,062 Good morning, Grany. 290 00:19:10,652 --> 00:19:12,396 And your work is not heavy? 291 00:19:12,931 --> 00:19:17,107 Not, I have a good employment, sleep to the sick persons and treat them, anyway. 292 00:19:19,530 --> 00:19:21,307 So you really are a doctor? 293 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:26,332 Do you? Is your school, your students? 294 00:19:26,367 --> 00:19:30,995 Mine is almost like Dan, will take the useless in French and try to cure them. 295 00:19:32,243 --> 00:19:34,844 - No, I go. - Thank you. 296 00:19:35,622 --> 00:19:36,811 Did you burn yourself? 297 00:19:39,072 --> 00:19:40,731 Oh, there will be amputated. 298 00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,537 Comes like ring to the finger, I am a doctor. 299 00:19:55,141 --> 00:19:56,066 - Hi. - Hi. 300 00:19:56,101 --> 00:19:59,010 - We Virginie, Marie-Claude. - I am Jennifer. 301 00:20:13,985 --> 00:20:15,617 Wow, you have a great voice. 302 00:20:17,018 --> 00:20:18,194 Arguably black women voice. 303 00:20:18,229 --> 00:20:20,688 I would love to take singing lessons, but my parents don't want. 304 00:20:20,723 --> 00:20:22,201 Still I don't understand anything. 305 00:20:22,236 --> 00:20:23,241 They are like mine. 306 00:20:23,276 --> 00:20:26,353 What do you call the blonde with curly hair? 307 00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:29,746 It's Simon. 308 00:20:30,343 --> 00:20:32,706 You're not going to disappoint their parents. 309 00:20:32,741 --> 00:20:33,660 Why? 310 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:35,646 Oh, for nothing. 311 00:21:00,232 --> 00:21:03,088 Have you seen?... Max's sister looks at me. 312 00:21:03,123 --> 00:21:06,108 You're right, he wondered how you can play basketball so bad. 313 00:21:07,365 --> 00:21:09,213 Virginie is great. 314 00:21:10,517 --> 00:21:11,821 I prefer Marie-Claude. 315 00:21:17,517 --> 00:21:18,973 What is Max's sister's name? 316 00:21:28,957 --> 00:21:32,940 Hey Max, since you are so strong, you have to join our team 317 00:21:32,975 --> 00:21:33,885 instead of walking there alone. 318 00:21:38,566 --> 00:21:40,078 I have a better idea than the basket... 319 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:42,702 Come, come. 320 00:21:46,526 --> 00:21:47,918 Do you see the clothes over there? 321 00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:50,814 Well... 322 00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:56,436 - I think we'll have fun with you. - Let's have fun. 323 00:21:57,638 --> 00:22:00,380 Hey, wait. Here's something that smells bad. 324 00:22:00,908 --> 00:22:02,281 I remind to you that Paul is not a joker guy. 325 00:22:02,316 --> 00:22:04,380 But hey you're cute when you become bold. 326 00:22:04,415 --> 00:22:05,776 I don't like nonsense, it's everything. 327 00:22:05,811 --> 00:22:08,238 Did I ask you about anything? You do not have any more that to go to do stocking to your corner. 328 00:22:08,273 --> 00:22:09,815 We will call you for tea, chick. 329 00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:12,151 Simon, come! We're going to get around town! 330 00:22:12,186 --> 00:22:13,550 Do I have to go really? 331 00:22:13,585 --> 00:22:14,678 For Grany! 332 00:22:14,713 --> 00:22:16,542 Your friends are not going to evaporate, you are going to see them tomorrow in the swimming pool. 333 00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:17,595 Hurry. 334 00:22:24,879 --> 00:22:26,992 What is the story of the pool? 335 00:22:27,623 --> 00:22:29,062 Every Saturday she takes us to the pool. 336 00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:32,374 Without me! I do not like the pool. It wets and it is full of chlorine. 337 00:22:32,409 --> 00:22:34,918 I'm sorry but, here chlorine is a tradition. Go around the world. 338 00:22:34,953 --> 00:22:37,022 Yes, we love the chlorine! 339 00:22:37,057 --> 00:22:39,119 We love the chlorine! We love the chlorine! 340 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:41,451 Is that his mother? 341 00:22:42,054 --> 00:22:45,122 It's the redhead, is a teacher. The old woman is his grandmother. 342 00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:47,133 - What about the other? - His dad. 343 00:22:48,786 --> 00:22:50,805 Can you explain that to me? 344 00:23:12,923 --> 00:23:13,948 Already up? 345 00:23:14,422 --> 00:23:16,860 Yes. I have no holidays like the teachers. 346 00:23:18,501 --> 00:23:20,037 I have an operation at 8 a.m. 347 00:23:43,604 --> 00:23:46,371 For the love of God! Lise come and see this! 348 00:23:50,204 --> 00:23:51,555 What makes you laugh? 349 00:23:51,590 --> 00:23:53,324 The little bastards are going to hear me! 350 00:24:04,842 --> 00:24:06,279 Good this begins well... 351 00:24:08,988 --> 00:24:10,716 On top of the owner... 352 00:24:10,751 --> 00:24:12,766 One day doesn't happen and this idiot must be evident! 353 00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:14,989 But what about you! How can we get 354 00:24:15,024 --> 00:24:16,998 in the head that life is not a joke for everyone? 355 00:24:17,016 --> 00:24:18,671 It wasn't me who had the idea! 356 00:24:18,706 --> 00:24:21,071 The son of the dykes who took the clothes. 357 00:24:21,106 --> 00:24:22,599 Liar. 358 00:24:22,634 --> 00:24:24,178 You don't tie any more things up. 359 00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:25,997 What did you say? Son of dykes? 360 00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:28,906 I said only the truth. Simon's parents are two women. 361 00:24:28,941 --> 00:24:32,044 They sleep in the same bed and he has no father! 362 00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:34,860 So what? We do not get into his life. 363 00:24:34,895 --> 00:24:39,269 Waits, hopes, it is serious what you have just said... very seriously. 364 00:24:39,304 --> 00:24:44,427 To begin with all children have a father here and there, no matter, 365 00:24:44,462 --> 00:24:46,741 and then don't accuse anyone ... 366 00:24:47,745 --> 00:24:49,520 To begin with we don't say lesbian, say... 367 00:24:49,555 --> 00:24:50,589 Dykes! 368 00:24:50,624 --> 00:24:51,154 Enough. 369 00:24:51,189 --> 00:24:54,698 Max, two women living together, that doesn't mean anything. 370 00:24:54,733 --> 00:24:59,253 They can be, uh... two sisters, two friends or.. 371 00:24:59,288 --> 00:25:01,465 I don't know. I think that we should not see evil everywhere. 372 00:25:01,468 --> 00:25:03,259 Why is it wrong? 373 00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:08,024 Because it's like a disease, not normal. 374 00:25:08,059 --> 00:25:09,728 Lesbians take away my appetite. 375 00:25:09,763 --> 00:25:12,097 Yes, it's disgusting. 376 00:25:12,132 --> 00:25:14,067 What is disgusting to see them eating, eh? 377 00:25:14,102 --> 00:25:15,477 She says that because she is in love. 378 00:25:15,512 --> 00:25:17,042 You, the wet chick! 379 00:25:17,077 --> 00:25:18,059 Enough! 380 00:25:19,429 --> 00:25:22,482 In any case if it is true that they are concubines... 381 00:25:22,582 --> 00:25:23,632 do well to prevent. 382 00:25:23,805 --> 00:25:25,373 Freddy, do not exaggerate, 383 00:25:25,473 --> 00:25:27,347 we are not going to put a banner to them anyway. 384 00:25:27,647 --> 00:25:29,445 No, but at least here... 385 00:25:29,545 --> 00:25:32,448 There are families, girls. It is an example. 386 00:25:32,569 --> 00:25:34,358 I say only what they have said to me. 387 00:25:34,393 --> 00:25:38,854 You make another stupid and I'll put you into a boarding school! 388 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,707 Well, come on. Jennifer, pass the orange juice. 389 00:25:56,950 --> 00:25:58,271 Farewell, heart! 390 00:26:00,178 --> 00:26:01,139 Good morning! 391 00:26:05,090 --> 00:26:08,812 Thank you! For you too! Have a nice day! 392 00:26:08,847 --> 00:26:11,891 - What is he? - He saw a lesbian mother. 393 00:26:13,199 --> 00:26:14,532 How rude! 394 00:26:20,065 --> 00:26:20,885 Come in. 395 00:26:26,308 --> 00:26:27,500 - Good morning. - Good morning. 396 00:26:27,535 --> 00:26:28,643 Happens. 397 00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:34,428 - There are apples in the garden. - Oh, thanks. 398 00:26:34,463 --> 00:26:37,149 My husband can be a little coarse, but he is the best gardener of this place. 399 00:26:37,184 --> 00:26:39,869 - You tell me the news. - It's really nice, thank you very much. 400 00:26:39,904 --> 00:26:42,085 Sit a few minutes. 401 00:26:44,231 --> 00:26:46,695 - A cup of coffee? - Oh, gladly. 402 00:26:46,992 --> 00:26:49,826 Sorry for the mess, but my husband is about to paint. 403 00:26:50,354 --> 00:26:51,362 Eh... good morning! 404 00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:54,961 I go out with Virginie, Marie-Claude, okay? I'll be back for lunch. 405 00:26:54,996 --> 00:26:56,394 Exactly for the lunch! 406 00:26:56,429 --> 00:26:57,609 - Bye. - Bye. 407 00:27:14,190 --> 00:27:15,084 Thank you. 408 00:27:17,621 --> 00:27:18,515 Good morning. 409 00:27:18,819 --> 00:27:22,168 You could say good morning! Do you forget what your father said? Max? 410 00:27:23,158 --> 00:27:26,252 Oh this boy... has a good heart, but not easy. 411 00:27:26,847 --> 00:27:29,164 I apologize for what happened to his clothes. 412 00:27:29,199 --> 00:27:31,683 That's already forgotten. They're kids. 413 00:27:32,031 --> 00:27:34,581 - Do you mind if I continue? - No, go ahead. 414 00:27:37,466 --> 00:27:39,199 Ah, kids... 415 00:27:39,299 --> 00:27:43,065 Not every day is a paradise but we are happy to have them eh? 416 00:27:43,363 --> 00:27:44,689 You are lucky. 417 00:27:46,321 --> 00:27:49,249 I well had wanted it, but God did not want it this way. 418 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:50,970 Oh, sorry. 419 00:27:51,537 --> 00:27:53,180 Not to do it. 420 00:27:54,441 --> 00:27:55,792 I can't have children. That is all. 421 00:28:03,069 --> 00:28:06,708 By the way ... Is it true what they say about their neighbors? 422 00:28:07,848 --> 00:28:09,637 What aren't they like us? 423 00:28:10,249 --> 00:28:12,365 You know what lay in the past. 424 00:28:12,367 --> 00:28:14,365 More is no longer hidden. It's not bad. 425 00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:16,283 I can understand that a woman needs a son, 426 00:28:16,383 --> 00:28:17,390 either way his life. 427 00:28:18,332 --> 00:28:21,555 It's a hard life without children. Had you done it? 428 00:28:22,317 --> 00:28:27,631 Oh, no. But, there a... 429 00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:29,934 They are friendly, they love their child. 430 00:28:31,048 --> 00:28:34,478 It may not be easy for them, because kids are cruel to each other. 431 00:28:41,774 --> 00:28:43,919 Oh, excuse me. I don't bring you a sugar. 432 00:28:44,151 --> 00:28:45,224 Never mind. 433 00:29:07,819 --> 00:29:10,258 Boys, the frog has me tired. - Leave it. 434 00:29:14,208 --> 00:29:15,937 What will you do with your frog? 435 00:29:15,972 --> 00:29:18,057 We're going to put on the Marie-Claude shirt. 436 00:29:41,413 --> 00:29:42,776 Idiot, my frog! 437 00:29:44,422 --> 00:29:45,979 Why did you release to my frog? 438 00:29:46,014 --> 00:29:48,004 Really start to bother me! 439 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:50,398 I must tell you that you are not an example as a leader. 440 00:29:50,433 --> 00:29:52,541 Because you a leader is an idiot that bothers me. 441 00:29:52,576 --> 00:29:54,543 the frogs that steal the clothes from the neighbors? 442 00:29:54,544 --> 00:29:57,014 Is much better that to be a queer, lesbians' son. 443 00:29:59,118 --> 00:30:00,475 Watch your words. First of all a queer is not 444 00:30:00,476 --> 00:30:01,699 and you apologize for the rest, ok? 445 00:30:01,734 --> 00:30:02,965 What do you think yourself, black? 446 00:30:02,966 --> 00:30:04,924 If you prefer I can say the son of dykes. 447 00:30:04,925 --> 00:30:05,925 Or lesbians? 448 00:30:06,351 --> 00:30:09,688 - And the children of black how do you say? - Isn't it the truth? 449 00:30:09,899 --> 00:30:11,927 Isn't it true that his parents are women? 450 00:30:11,927 --> 00:30:13,973 So what? We love Dan and Zoe. 451 00:30:13,974 --> 00:30:15,146 A lot. 452 00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:16,571 And now I have no father. 453 00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:18,526 Yes, but you have more than a mother. That does not count. 454 00:30:18,561 --> 00:30:20,622 So, queer! 455 00:30:20,657 --> 00:30:22,476 Okay, let's settle this among men with the basketball. 456 00:30:22,511 --> 00:30:24,083 And we are going to see the one who is the queer. 457 00:30:24,118 --> 00:30:25,935 As you wish. 458 00:30:27,195 --> 00:30:28,888 What is a mother of the dyke? 459 00:30:29,756 --> 00:30:31,126 Ask your father. 460 00:30:34,292 --> 00:30:39,729 Then, five with the ball in motion after free throws. 461 00:30:40,262 --> 00:30:42,745 The first converting eight wins, right? 462 00:30:43,566 --> 00:30:47,187 Ok. I'm going to throw. The first catch that person begins. 463 00:30:51,777 --> 00:30:53,199 Ok. Start Max. 464 00:30:53,204 --> 00:30:54,690 Look there are the boys. 465 00:30:55,167 --> 00:30:56,835 You saw, Jennifer. 466 00:30:57,073 --> 00:30:58,498 What happens? 467 00:30:58,533 --> 00:31:00,717 It happens that Simon is going to beat up Max. 468 00:31:00,718 --> 00:31:02,197 so he knows who is the son of a dyke.. 469 00:31:03,116 --> 00:31:05,009 I see how things are here... 470 00:31:14,166 --> 00:31:15,546 - Siii. - Okay. 471 00:31:22,638 --> 00:31:23,846 Come on Simon. 472 00:31:25,645 --> 00:31:26,478 Yes, go! 473 00:31:27,478 --> 00:31:28,605 Go! 474 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:29,718 Come on, Simon! 475 00:31:29,810 --> 00:31:31,302 5 for Simon. 476 00:31:35,189 --> 00:31:39,179 Come on, Simon! 477 00:31:39,214 --> 00:31:40,454 Go! 478 00:31:50,385 --> 00:31:53,292 8/7 for Max. Last free throw for Simon. 479 00:31:53,915 --> 00:31:55,187 Don't fail. 480 00:32:01,996 --> 00:32:02,947 Shit. 481 00:32:06,164 --> 00:32:08,340 So who is the queer? 482 00:32:09,098 --> 00:32:10,682 Ok, we'll do the rematch on Saturday at the pool. 483 00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:12,090 Are you kidding? 484 00:32:12,091 --> 00:32:14,299 I'm not as screwed as to give two beatings followed. 485 00:32:17,611 --> 00:32:18,843 Well, well, 486 00:32:18,878 --> 00:32:20,531 The king is dead long live the king. 487 00:32:20,566 --> 00:32:21,926 Little Children! 488 00:32:23,103 --> 00:32:24,613 Yes, I know. 489 00:32:26,285 --> 00:32:28,645 Could you fix an appointment for me with your sister? 490 00:32:43,093 --> 00:32:44,541 Dad? 491 00:32:44,576 --> 00:32:44,978 Hello. 492 00:32:45,013 --> 00:32:46,807 Dad, what is a mother of a dyke? 493 00:32:47,866 --> 00:32:50,174 Tell me what kind of question is that? 494 00:32:51,159 --> 00:32:53,087 Oh, I think I have to go pee. 495 00:32:55,952 --> 00:32:57,527 Eric, you say nothing! 496 00:32:57,562 --> 00:32:59,262 Good he didn't ask me! 497 00:32:59,297 --> 00:33:01,854 This type of question requires at least half a second of reflection right? 498 00:33:02,431 --> 00:33:03,342 Yeah. 499 00:33:14,361 --> 00:33:15,385 Simon? 500 00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:16,513 Shit... 501 00:33:19,045 --> 00:33:20,247 I wanted to tell you ... 502 00:33:20,282 --> 00:33:22,040 Don't stay here! Leave! 503 00:33:29,570 --> 00:33:32,642 I am, Simon. I wanted to be with you. 504 00:33:33,441 --> 00:33:35,250 You know that for me everything that isn't important. 505 00:33:35,285 --> 00:33:37,667 Am I a philandering son of dykes and that's not important?! 506 00:33:38,906 --> 00:33:40,882 I do cencerned that your mothers are two women. 507 00:33:41,658 --> 00:33:43,703 Listen, I know you're not a philanderer. 508 00:33:43,704 --> 00:33:44,995 You don't know anything! Leave! 509 00:33:45,030 --> 00:33:46,987 You understand?! Leave! 510 00:33:47,022 --> 00:33:48,347 Get out from here. 511 00:34:04,366 --> 00:34:05,646 What happened? 512 00:34:11,601 --> 00:34:12,870 Have you seen Simon? 513 00:34:14,439 --> 00:34:15,599 What happens? 514 00:34:19,470 --> 00:34:20,844 You can't always win. 515 00:34:20,879 --> 00:34:22,675 Why don't I have a father like the others? 516 00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:26,907 Well ... it may be better. 517 00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:28,995 But... you don't come from nowhere. 518 00:34:29,030 --> 00:34:32,187 So you think ... you have a father. 519 00:34:33,370 --> 00:34:34,946 My mother always told me I had no father. 520 00:34:34,947 --> 00:34:36,160 That place was Dan. 521 00:34:36,295 --> 00:34:37,448 You have a fun mix, 522 00:34:37,548 --> 00:34:40,220 Dan is like a father and a mother. It is much stronger. 523 00:34:40,923 --> 00:34:42,883 And it's impossible to be alike the others. 524 00:34:42,883 --> 00:34:45,367 Everyone is different, and so is fine. 525 00:34:45,580 --> 00:34:48,441 Look, you and I have a fair-haired. 526 00:34:50,757 --> 00:34:52,065 You really are my friend. 527 00:34:52,498 --> 00:34:54,416 I must say that I am more than fine with my gender. 528 00:34:56,170 --> 00:34:57,754 Tell me, you think it's time for a tennis match? 529 00:34:57,789 --> 00:34:59,145 No, but I have a party with my boss... 530 00:35:00,230 --> 00:35:00,989 Good morning! 531 00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:02,820 Good morning. 532 00:35:04,245 --> 00:35:05,838 - Kiss. - Goodbye, sweetheart. 533 00:35:07,253 --> 00:35:08,101 Tell me, you know... 534 00:35:18,066 --> 00:35:20,530 - Hi girls! - Hello Dan! 535 00:35:21,617 --> 00:35:22,909 Hi kids! 536 00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:24,599 Simon is not with you? 537 00:35:27,010 --> 00:35:28,679 I have to go pee. 538 00:35:29,699 --> 00:35:30,540 What happens? 539 00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:33,667 Nothing happens in particular are you guys? 540 00:35:33,702 --> 00:35:35,307 There is nothing. 541 00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:36,479 Where is Simon? 542 00:35:36,514 --> 00:35:38,662 has gone away without reason. We didn't understand. 543 00:35:38,697 --> 00:35:43,162 No reason? Know that I tried to flirt, and you dyke. 544 00:35:43,163 --> 00:35:44,163 for that little idiot who unfortunately is my brother. 545 00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:45,161 The idiot! 546 00:35:47,508 --> 00:35:49,283 Now listen to me little puppet, 547 00:35:49,318 --> 00:35:51,772 usually I'm nice, really funny 548 00:35:51,807 --> 00:35:55,091 but if I hear again that kind of thing I'll break your face. 549 00:35:55,416 --> 00:35:56,860 Is that clear? Does the words entered into your little head? 550 00:35:59,182 --> 00:36:01,365 And you guys, congratulations on your courage. 551 00:36:20,844 --> 00:36:23,045 You... I am going to say that you cook with another tortillera. 552 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,996 Oh, the little shit informer. 553 00:36:25,031 --> 00:36:26,789 Anyway, I don't care what you say. 554 00:36:26,824 --> 00:36:28,436 Let's go. 555 00:36:31,012 --> 00:36:32,488 It feels better after huh? 556 00:36:33,678 --> 00:36:35,598 Well I wonder how they put together this whole mess. 557 00:36:36,307 --> 00:36:37,896 This has just begun. 558 00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:40,504 By the way ... When is your swimming lesson? 559 00:36:40,522 --> 00:36:42,542 Tomorrow, for every Saturday. Why? 560 00:36:42,577 --> 00:36:43,638 Let's go. 561 00:36:47,942 --> 00:36:49,660 Simon please! 562 00:36:49,695 --> 00:36:51,417 - Open the door! - Leave me alone! 563 00:36:51,452 --> 00:36:54,751 Tomorrow, I will not go to the training. I will not go to the swimmingpool anymore! 564 00:36:56,688 --> 00:36:58,793 Simon, what is all this? 565 00:36:58,828 --> 00:37:02,000 This is stupid Simon. You have made the best of times. 566 00:37:02,001 --> 00:37:03,001 And the championship is within a few days. 567 00:37:03,088 --> 00:37:05,101 What... what happened to him? 568 00:37:06,003 --> 00:37:08,855 Simon open this door and we will discuss it! 569 00:37:09,209 --> 00:37:10,713 I don't want to see you! 570 00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:14,346 I just want to see you, Mom. 571 00:37:22,777 --> 00:37:24,625 They're gone, you can come out now. 572 00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:26,057 Mom! 573 00:37:28,062 --> 00:37:29,732 Sweetheart. 574 00:37:30,834 --> 00:37:32,513 So are you sad? 575 00:37:35,109 --> 00:37:36,630 My little kitten. 576 00:37:57,789 --> 00:38:00,129 I don't understand why so suddenly that is so important. 577 00:38:00,254 --> 00:38:02,674 It's not the first time that they treat to us by calling a dykes. 578 00:38:02,675 --> 00:38:04,662 - I hate that word. - It was not me who invented it. 579 00:38:04,697 --> 00:38:06,604 Anyway, you could have told me earlier. 580 00:38:06,639 --> 00:38:08,930 Well, it happened this afternoon ... 581 00:38:08,965 --> 00:38:11,954 You think it is practical to talk to your mother who is always ... 582 00:38:11,989 --> 00:38:13,778 didn't have to wait for That, you did more than talk to her. 583 00:38:14,410 --> 00:38:16,000 I imagine that would have put her face ... 584 00:38:16,349 --> 00:38:18,145 Listen, this can't be easy for her. 585 00:38:18,245 --> 00:38:19,661 She was born before the pill was invented. 586 00:38:19,695 --> 00:38:20,891 She has a way to go, does what she can. 587 00:38:20,926 --> 00:38:22,539 Sure, everybody does what she can, 588 00:38:22,540 --> 00:38:23,461 and I ... I don't do it properly. 589 00:38:23,495 --> 00:38:25,676 Wait. I never said that. 590 00:38:28,668 --> 00:38:30,580 I don't understand what happened Zoe. 591 00:38:32,747 --> 00:38:34,147 Neither do I. 592 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,729 I spoke to him, but ... 593 00:38:39,410 --> 00:38:41,561 He is sad ... 594 00:38:51,149 --> 00:38:57,102 You know ... I think ... I think he's in love. 595 00:39:02,236 --> 00:39:05,316 And that, dear, has changes everything. 596 00:39:09,037 --> 00:39:11,813 He foresaw all before having our son. 597 00:39:12,184 --> 00:39:15,412 We had all the answers to all possible questions... 598 00:39:16,536 --> 00:39:21,004 We expected the worst... and look... 599 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,376 He feels miserable. 600 00:39:27,905 --> 00:39:29,433 I feel useless. 601 00:39:30,644 --> 00:39:32,137 Wait. 602 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,921 I love you. 603 00:39:37,653 --> 00:39:38,882 We'll fix that. 604 00:39:40,522 --> 00:39:41,747 Hey, little father? 605 00:39:52,312 --> 00:39:56,287 No way! Come on! Come on! 606 00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:01,255 Oh, you come on time. I... I don't know anything about this. 607 00:40:01,290 --> 00:40:03,734 It would be very, very kind of you if you wish to help me out? 608 00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:06,784 For once I would be thrilled to have a guy under his hand eh? 609 00:40:07,068 --> 00:40:07,761 Yes, you're right. 610 00:40:07,762 --> 00:40:11,656 Your type can also serve to start a vehicle, for example. 611 00:40:11,791 --> 00:40:14,259 Or to donate fresh sperm for dykes. 612 00:40:16,590 --> 00:40:18,184 Asshole! 613 00:40:24,217 --> 00:40:28,833 It's not by being right at all cost what happens to the singer Marissa. 614 00:40:28,868 --> 00:40:31,736 That's exactly what disturbs the boy. 615 00:40:31,771 --> 00:40:36,076 He still to be invented ... a new dad. 616 00:40:36,111 --> 00:40:37,396 Oh, shit! 617 00:40:38,768 --> 00:40:40,832 And you think its normal to write such a nonsense? 618 00:40:40,867 --> 00:40:41,958 And read them?! 619 00:40:41,993 --> 00:40:43,338 What do they read to a child?! 620 00:40:45,330 --> 00:40:48,802 Listen I tell you this because if you have a problem maybe I can help you. 621 00:40:51,025 --> 00:40:52,771 I am also a mother. 622 00:41:16,726 --> 00:41:18,838 Come on! But what happens now? 623 00:41:24,582 --> 00:41:25,885 Do you like Simon, eh? 624 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,453 Very well. 625 00:41:27,488 --> 00:41:30,462 And Max, you swear to me an appointment with your sister, huh? 626 00:41:30,505 --> 00:41:31,595 We'll see. 627 00:41:38,150 --> 00:41:39,997 Look at him, swallowed water, is not airtight. 628 00:41:42,371 --> 00:41:45,260 Yes you are right, today is nothing like a nerd. 629 00:41:49,290 --> 00:41:51,513 But what a bad Simon, how are you today? 630 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:53,471 Not bad for 50 ladies. 631 00:41:54,325 --> 00:41:56,812 It's easy to poke fun without getting wet. 632 00:41:56,847 --> 00:41:59,340 Do you have something to prove? Do you swim better than him? Dive! 633 00:41:59,375 --> 00:42:01,188 I have nothing to prove, I'm not a girl. 634 00:42:01,223 --> 00:42:03,229 Withdraw what you have just said! 635 00:42:03,264 --> 00:42:04,997 - I do not see why. - Ah, why don't you see? 636 00:42:06,554 --> 00:42:08,282 Does this clarifies your ideas? 637 00:42:09,770 --> 00:42:11,054 Ohhh Look! 638 00:42:11,055 --> 00:42:12,779 Wait! Enough! 639 00:42:12,814 --> 00:42:14,044 You're completely crazy! 640 00:42:16,612 --> 00:42:19,705 I really loved it, but don't you think it was a bit strong? 641 00:42:40,155 --> 00:42:41,226 My towel... 642 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,673 My clothes? 643 00:42:45,778 --> 00:42:46,994 Shit, my swimsuit! 644 00:42:47,029 --> 00:42:48,370 Don't you want to get naked? 645 00:42:48,405 --> 00:42:49,666 Give me back my stuff! 646 00:42:49,701 --> 00:42:50,516 Come and look. 647 00:42:58,307 --> 00:42:59,851 - What have you done? - You? Nothing. 648 00:43:01,883 --> 00:43:03,498 You have more than I thought. 649 00:43:10,866 --> 00:43:12,346 Come on, hurry up! 650 00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:13,786 Simon, you okay? 651 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:18,999 Oh, idiots... 652 00:43:21,272 --> 00:43:23,055 When you have a father is able to standing pee. 653 00:43:23,056 --> 00:43:24,125 you'll be a real man. 654 00:43:32,097 --> 00:43:34,018 Don't worry Simon. They're idiots. 655 00:43:34,245 --> 00:43:36,362 But you don't understand that this is all your fault! 656 00:43:36,397 --> 00:43:37,656 That is your fault that I have no dad. 657 00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:38,833 and they hate me! 658 00:43:42,233 --> 00:43:43,427 I go with him, 659 00:43:44,143 --> 00:43:46,944 he needs someone ... I don't think it's you. 660 00:43:52,866 --> 00:43:53,856 Shit, Simon! 661 00:43:57,885 --> 00:43:59,684 The only solution is to talk with Max. 662 00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:01,461 The only solution is for me to find a father. 663 00:44:01,496 --> 00:44:05,801 Well, let's see! You could go to lost property, or flea market. 664 00:44:05,802 --> 00:44:08,455 You say stupid things. Dan is great. 665 00:44:08,490 --> 00:44:10,646 And do think you will get one more father? 666 00:44:10,781 --> 00:44:14,197 Listen, I would my own, but the color is not right! 667 00:44:15,068 --> 00:44:16,117 Looks... boys. 668 00:44:18,334 --> 00:44:20,674 Hey beauties... Aren't you a father to Simon? 669 00:44:21,613 --> 00:44:22,890 I have nothing in stock. 670 00:44:23,420 --> 00:44:25,631 My father went away when he found out that my mother was pregnant of me. 671 00:44:25,666 --> 00:44:29,211 I would change to please my father and my brothers Dan. 672 00:44:29,212 --> 00:44:30,012 I find she's beautiful. 673 00:44:30,046 --> 00:44:32,263 Oh what do you say? 674 00:44:32,298 --> 00:44:35,199 I also change my idiot brother Dan. 675 00:44:36,009 --> 00:44:37,964 Damn, don't understand anything. 676 00:45:00,732 --> 00:45:01,868 Is your mother home? 677 00:45:01,903 --> 00:45:03,157 No, she left. 678 00:45:04,495 --> 00:45:05,566 Yes? 679 00:45:11,008 --> 00:45:12,520 Thank you. 680 00:45:18,197 --> 00:45:19,140 What happens? 681 00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:22,501 It was my father. 682 00:45:25,319 --> 00:45:27,326 The little boy asked if he wanted to be his dad. 683 00:45:32,558 --> 00:45:37,077 Maybe ... might be normal after all. 684 00:45:38,958 --> 00:45:39,910 Yes, of course ... 685 00:45:41,590 --> 00:45:43,382 Apart from me, everything is normal in this house. 686 00:45:44,027 --> 00:45:45,440 If it is normal, why I get angry? 687 00:45:45,475 --> 00:45:46,284 You take everything to the heart. 688 00:45:46,319 --> 00:45:47,540 To heart, no way. 689 00:45:47,740 --> 00:45:49,484 My son throws me. It is not personal, its fine. 690 00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:51,368 Wait, I ony try to understand! 691 00:45:51,403 --> 00:45:54,515 But you do not understand anything! It's me who loved Simon. 692 00:45:56,069 --> 00:45:59,333 I'm not a man. I am a woman and I took it. 693 00:45:59,368 --> 00:46:00,774 Wait, what are you trying to say with that? 694 00:46:01,977 --> 00:46:03,898 I also hurt. 695 00:46:05,024 --> 00:46:06,458 And is not that you will not be nothing to him. 696 00:46:06,558 --> 00:46:07,608 You are half of his life. 697 00:46:07,642 --> 00:46:10,204 So stop becoming the victim! And enough to play the righteous! 698 00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:11,766 Because everything what you have done in the swimming pool 699 00:46:11,767 --> 00:46:13,885 is to cause others to reject you even more! 700 00:46:14,054 --> 00:46:15,877 Don't give me a psychology course ... 701 00:46:16,095 --> 00:46:18,573 If you had listened to me 10 years ago, we would not have these problems. 702 00:46:18,917 --> 00:46:21,307 But you knew better than the whole world and wanted to do with a guy. 703 00:46:23,844 --> 00:46:25,795 Don't you think you reacted a little late? 704 00:46:27,098 --> 00:46:28,360 And I don't see what that has to do with. 705 00:46:29,285 --> 00:46:31,083 That means I would have otherwise been, 706 00:46:31,183 --> 00:46:33,228 and he had no father. 707 00:46:35,285 --> 00:46:36,516 You know that if in Belgium they accept 708 00:46:36,518 --> 00:46:39,024 the insemination in women's couples, it is not for anything. 709 00:46:39,059 --> 00:46:42,662 But you're French and the rates you have never disappointed. 710 00:46:42,697 --> 00:46:45,646 Yes what? You never hid it, Dan. 711 00:46:47,441 --> 00:46:49,305 If you don't digest it, it's your problem. 712 00:46:50,213 --> 00:46:54,280 But it is really sad to get to reject the lack of a figure in this way. 713 00:46:55,483 --> 00:46:58,218 All right... 714 00:46:58,903 --> 00:47:00,929 I could have made a nonsense, I thought we were together. 715 00:47:08,966 --> 00:47:12,406 And the other guy... What was going through your head? 716 00:47:14,107 --> 00:47:15,299 Oh, yes... 717 00:47:19,628 --> 00:47:22,263 You might ask yourself is what happens on mine in the meantime? 718 00:47:25,483 --> 00:47:27,256 I feel bad, Zoι. 719 00:47:30,454 --> 00:47:31,718 And don't you look at me that way. 720 00:47:38,866 --> 00:47:40,337 There is a problem. 721 00:47:43,236 --> 00:47:45,480 You're the one who was right, Mom. 722 00:47:48,277 --> 00:47:49,506 Are you happy? 723 00:47:51,327 --> 00:47:52,846 Honestly, no. 724 00:48:07,845 --> 00:48:09,020 - Hi Simon. - Hi Tom. 725 00:48:09,021 --> 00:48:13,489 Do you have the fire truck? And the console? What about cassettes? 726 00:48:14,297 --> 00:48:15,514 All as I promised. 727 00:48:18,711 --> 00:48:20,598 I'm going. We do as we said eh? 728 00:48:20,667 --> 00:48:23,226 - Take your text. - Thanks. 729 00:49:29,776 --> 00:49:31,640 Oh! You scared me Lise. 730 00:49:32,544 --> 00:49:34,160 What are you doing out here? 731 00:49:35,617 --> 00:49:38,824 The sky is clear, tomorrow will be beautiful. 732 00:49:46,986 --> 00:49:48,651 And you? What are you doing out here? 733 00:49:57,244 --> 00:50:02,157 you know, the Berthots, they will end up calming down. 734 00:50:03,274 --> 00:50:06,320 They will do like all of us, to understand and to accept. 735 00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:08,450 We can wait. 736 00:50:09,974 --> 00:50:11,594 Its Simon that I get anxious. 737 00:50:12,478 --> 00:50:16,383 We are adults, we can assume ... but she... 738 00:50:16,418 --> 00:50:19,323 Your son, if you want my opinion, was not born with advantages precisely. 739 00:50:19,324 --> 00:50:20,808 You and Zoι know it well. 740 00:50:22,809 --> 00:50:26,406 A boy without a father and not obvious, but with parents like you ... 741 00:50:27,435 --> 00:50:29,927 And we all need to know who we are. 742 00:50:29,962 --> 00:50:33,798 Listen this is the way things are. The damage is done. 743 00:50:36,859 --> 00:50:37,878 Sorry. 744 00:50:44,267 --> 00:50:46,971 The next one that tries to hurt Simon, I swear to you that. . 745 00:50:47,006 --> 00:50:48,962 Oh-la-la, and I see you coming with teeth. 746 00:50:50,603 --> 00:50:52,539 The Berthots can be a little short of lights 747 00:50:52,639 --> 00:50:53,778 I do not think they are bad. 748 00:50:54,547 --> 00:50:56,369 Look like Zoι when you speak that way. 749 00:51:02,214 --> 00:51:04,744 Look beyond the shining star 750 00:51:05,579 --> 00:51:07,595 you see, which extends the tail of Ursa Major. 751 00:51:08,532 --> 00:51:11,880 It Arturo... a giant star... 752 00:51:11,881 --> 00:51:14,397 23 times larger than the sun... Can you imagine? 753 00:51:14,399 --> 00:51:15,935 Isn't it gorgeous? 754 00:51:16,567 --> 00:51:17,335 Yeah. 755 00:51:19,630 --> 00:51:20,686 Lise Look! 756 00:51:21,486 --> 00:51:22,876 A shooting star. 757 00:51:22,976 --> 00:51:25,695 Well you see, everything will be ok. 758 00:51:52,339 --> 00:51:53,748 You're right Zoe... 759 00:51:54,948 --> 00:51:55,773 We are. 760 00:51:56,972 --> 00:51:58,052 Today I am going to speak with Simon. 761 00:51:59,296 --> 00:52:00,731 Not, I believe that I must do it. 762 00:52:01,516 --> 00:52:02,657 As you wish. 763 00:52:03,987 --> 00:52:04,981 Have some tea? 764 00:52:07,584 --> 00:52:09,304 By the way, still hasn't got up. 765 00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:11,507 Vacation, he does well. 766 00:52:14,270 --> 00:52:15,288 Simon? 767 00:52:15,846 --> 00:52:16,918 What are you doing here? 768 00:52:16,953 --> 00:52:18,566 Can you tell? 769 00:52:18,601 --> 00:52:21,720 Good morning, have been very kind for receiving me at home. 770 00:52:21,755 --> 00:52:23,447 I am very flattered to have parents like you. 771 00:52:23,482 --> 00:52:26,063 You do not regret having a child like me. 772 00:52:28,775 --> 00:52:29,759 Good morning. 773 00:52:31,580 --> 00:52:33,100 You could say that everything is less tense. 774 00:52:33,402 --> 00:52:34,383 Did you sleep well? 775 00:52:35,418 --> 00:52:36,847 Not yet lifted the little treasure? 776 00:52:36,882 --> 00:52:38,936 No, vacation. It is good. 777 00:52:40,020 --> 00:52:41,502 Good morning. 778 00:52:44,329 --> 00:52:47,296 Have been very kind for having received me in his house. 779 00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:50,345 will not feel disappointed of a son as I have. 780 00:52:57,262 --> 00:52:58,116 You could have a dress! 781 00:52:58,151 --> 00:52:59,182 And have you seen your tie? 782 00:52:59,506 --> 00:53:00,944 Put on my jacket. 783 00:53:03,837 --> 00:53:04,748 My queridoi! 784 00:53:04,783 --> 00:53:06,668 But what happened to you? 785 00:53:06,703 --> 00:53:08,843 Don't tease him like his Mom and Dad. 786 00:53:08,878 --> 00:53:10,076 Well I'll be clear, 787 00:53:10,176 --> 00:53:12,864 I do not want my child to mix in their stories indecent! 788 00:53:13,157 --> 00:53:14,659 Eric Listens, they are children, it's not serious. 789 00:53:14,702 --> 00:53:16,182 Exactly Tom is small, 790 00:53:16,183 --> 00:53:18,849 I don't want to disturb things that ... are not normal. 791 00:53:19,259 --> 00:53:20,985 through what they live between you, concerns only you. 792 00:53:20,986 --> 00:53:24,113 But I stop agreeing when they begin to disturb my child. 793 00:53:24,148 --> 00:53:26,774 Ah, because Simon is not a child? Is it a small monkey? Is it that?! 794 00:53:27,513 --> 00:53:28,592 Listen Eric, be honest, 795 00:53:28,593 --> 00:53:30,193 if it was not ours, everyone would have laughed heartily. 796 00:53:30,243 --> 00:53:31,444 Yes, but its you. 797 00:53:31,745 --> 00:53:33,705 I have nothing against you, really I have nothing against you. 798 00:53:33,766 --> 00:53:35,318 But that I am going to say? 799 00:53:35,902 --> 00:53:38,269 In addition to their stories of families... disturb the entire neighborhood. 800 00:53:38,304 --> 00:53:39,243 That's... 801 00:53:40,146 --> 00:53:44,566 it is easier to convince a child that the earth is a smooth, round shape! 802 00:53:44,601 --> 00:53:45,371 That the whole world loves himself! 803 00:53:45,373 --> 00:53:48,258 And then the child is to discover the differences on your own! 804 00:53:49,384 --> 00:53:53,067 But fuck her parents with questions that bother! 805 00:53:53,771 --> 00:53:55,125 Ladies, ladies is that right? 806 00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,570 Bravo. 807 00:53:57,210 --> 00:54:00,096 - And now what Carnival? - Oh, you Eh! 808 00:54:01,511 --> 00:54:04,077 Oh, what am I going to do with you? Sometimes... Come on. 809 00:54:04,113 --> 00:54:06,090 Can I keep the toys? 810 00:54:06,592 --> 00:54:09,262 Well, we're going. Of course you can keep them... 811 00:54:19,394 --> 00:54:20,365 My little love. 812 00:54:21,661 --> 00:54:22,830 Grany? 813 00:54:25,580 --> 00:54:27,216 I don't know what to say. 814 00:54:28,615 --> 00:54:30,019 Then say nothing. 815 00:54:31,196 --> 00:54:33,649 Should we have the breakfast? 816 00:54:34,299 --> 00:54:35,662 I'll make the toast. 817 00:54:35,697 --> 00:54:36,950 Be careful. 818 00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:42,797 We are not angry. 819 00:54:44,956 --> 00:54:46,446 we have no grudge against you. 820 00:54:48,072 --> 00:54:50,321 I know that you're sad, and that you look for a solution but... 821 00:54:50,356 --> 00:54:53,246 You're going the wrong way. That's all. 822 00:54:54,382 --> 00:54:55,627 We love you, Simon. 823 00:54:58,746 --> 00:55:00,042 A lot. 824 00:55:01,883 --> 00:55:05,796 We love you so much that we are going to look for Max's parents 825 00:55:06,198 --> 00:55:09,651 and we will fix the problem once, alright? 826 00:55:10,429 --> 00:55:11,934 What should we do? 827 00:55:21,130 --> 00:55:22,963 - Good morning. - Good morning. 828 00:55:22,998 --> 00:55:24,290 I would like to talk. 829 00:55:24,325 --> 00:55:24,961 Yes, of course. 830 00:55:24,996 --> 00:55:25,658 We have nothing to say. 831 00:55:25,693 --> 00:55:26,574 But perhaps lady... 832 00:55:26,609 --> 00:55:29,872 Perhaps nothing. Goodbye and have a good day. 833 00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:33,335 Gentleman, listens. they are our children. It's important that we talk. 834 00:55:37,565 --> 00:55:39,491 You can't be stupid and stubborn! 835 00:55:43,154 --> 00:55:44,812 Where is my son didn't do anything about it, huh? 836 00:55:44,881 --> 00:55:47,066 But when it comes to his pride... 837 00:55:48,398 --> 00:55:49,367 Freddy! 838 00:56:12,211 --> 00:56:13,271 Grany? 839 00:56:16,834 --> 00:56:19,493 Do you believe that the biggest girls embrace the smallest children? 840 00:56:21,752 --> 00:56:24,799 Jennifer is very big, you can put yourself on tiptoe. 841 00:56:26,436 --> 00:56:27,799 You're amazing. 842 00:56:39,407 --> 00:56:41,906 I must buy a postcard. 843 00:56:41,941 --> 00:56:43,592 Ah, yes, good idea. 844 00:56:50,892 --> 00:56:53,386 Grany? Shall we buy it? 845 00:56:54,493 --> 00:56:57,282 There are no more nonsense, lies. 846 00:56:57,317 --> 00:56:58,347 Why did you like? 847 00:56:58,382 --> 00:56:59,409 Well I don't like. 848 00:56:59,509 --> 00:57:02,192 It is never too late to turn list, eh? 849 00:57:10,434 --> 00:57:12,605 Ah, look at the famous Manneken Pis. 850 00:57:13,734 --> 00:57:16,101 Bah, small blowgun. 851 00:57:17,349 --> 00:57:18,501 What you said? 852 00:57:18,966 --> 00:57:20,045 No, no, nothing. 853 00:57:21,572 --> 00:57:23,363 Well, let's wait for mom in the cafe. 854 00:57:26,843 --> 00:57:28,512 Did you like movie? 855 00:57:30,175 --> 00:57:31,599 Simon, uh uh? 856 00:57:32,154 --> 00:57:34,092 I'm here. 857 00:57:37,497 --> 00:57:38,833 Look there's your mom. 858 00:57:47,087 --> 00:57:47,984 How are you? 859 00:57:50,726 --> 00:57:52,517 I'm going to look around. 860 00:57:55,524 --> 00:57:56,650 Humm looks good. 861 00:57:57,190 --> 00:57:59,011 Good morning ma'am. Can I serve you anything? 862 00:57:59,046 --> 00:58:03,017 Eh yes good morning. I'll take the same as this one. 863 00:58:03,052 --> 00:58:04,073 All right. 864 00:58:04,634 --> 00:58:05,370 Thank you. 865 00:58:11,547 --> 00:58:16,489 Simon you know ... There is something I never told you about. 866 00:58:23,938 --> 00:58:27,324 One thing ... unimportant to me, 867 00:58:27,424 --> 00:58:28,885 but I think it is very, very important to you. 868 00:58:30,922 --> 00:58:36,937 I want you to know how... where... 869 00:58:36,972 --> 00:58:38,193 Are you going to talk about my father? 870 00:58:38,717 --> 00:58:39,886 Yes. 871 00:58:43,292 --> 00:58:45,322 Look... 872 00:58:45,822 --> 00:58:51,802 Dan and I loved each other so much that we wanted a baby. 873 00:58:54,950 --> 00:58:57,228 It's true that we could have adopted, 874 00:58:58,969 --> 00:59:02,375 but for a couple like us is not easy... 875 00:59:04,550 --> 00:59:06,342 And I wanted to have you in my belly. 876 00:59:07,910 --> 00:59:10,063 So we decided that I would do it with a man. 877 00:59:12,838 --> 00:59:22,716 A man that I didn't love and... I didn't know... 878 00:59:23,770 --> 00:59:24,723 It's disgusting! 879 00:59:26,985 --> 00:59:30,117 What if he turns out that this is my father, eh, madam? 880 00:59:32,805 --> 00:59:35,141 What you would do if he finds out that I can be his son? 881 00:59:35,848 --> 00:59:38,449 My father! I'm looking for my father! 882 00:59:38,484 --> 00:59:42,095 Now listen to me. When I'm with Dan, we did as what we could 883 00:59:42,096 --> 00:59:42,890 And how we love you. 884 00:59:42,925 --> 00:59:45,757 Thus we have to respect each other because that's the way it is! 885 00:59:47,127 --> 00:59:48,609 Are you happy with the show? 886 00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:51,191 Have something to tell this night, isn't it? 887 00:59:51,226 --> 00:59:52,642 Well we'd better get back. 888 01:00:04,951 --> 01:00:07,750 - What happened, Leopold? - I tried to talk to Max. 889 01:00:08,630 --> 01:00:12,151 He said it was a "collaborator" and that he could go to hell. 890 01:00:12,665 --> 01:00:15,909 That bastard tried to hit me. 891 01:00:17,564 --> 01:00:19,315 Really I begin to get fed up with all this. 892 01:00:21,850 --> 01:00:24,499 I think you and I will have to see each other less. 893 01:00:24,863 --> 01:00:25,938 What happens? 894 01:00:26,330 --> 01:00:27,498 You fought with Max. 895 01:00:28,435 --> 01:00:30,195 Thanks for everything, you're a great friend. 896 01:00:30,359 --> 01:00:31,286 Simon? 897 01:00:31,321 --> 01:00:32,510 Simon! 898 01:00:32,796 --> 01:00:34,404 You have nothing to say. You're not my father. 899 01:00:40,223 --> 01:00:41,216 I don't know if we were right to tell him. 900 01:00:45,272 --> 01:00:46,960 that kind for us... 901 01:00:50,527 --> 01:00:54,166 Anyway... his father... 902 01:00:59,232 --> 01:01:00,280 doesn't exist. 903 01:01:01,876 --> 01:01:03,728 And it's so important to him. 904 01:01:12,007 --> 01:01:13,506 You have to talk to him. 905 01:01:17,135 --> 01:01:18,440 I don't know what happens... 906 01:01:47,710 --> 01:01:50,319 - Are you angry dad? - Oh no, no way. 907 01:01:52,614 --> 01:01:55,530 I'm fixing the car for Simon. 908 01:01:59,839 --> 01:02:03,429 -Did they dismiss you from the hospital? -No, I don't work this morning. 909 01:02:05,402 --> 01:02:08,251 Want to go for a walk? 910 01:02:10,677 --> 01:02:12,572 To stretch my legs... 911 01:02:12,607 --> 01:02:14,611 ... And snuff the head too. 912 01:02:17,065 --> 01:02:18,455 You lost a button there. 913 01:02:19,376 --> 01:02:20,368 Well, yes. 914 01:02:31,486 --> 01:02:32,879 This is beautiful. 915 01:02:38,809 --> 01:02:40,442 Oh, look, Dad, those birds! 916 01:02:41,285 --> 01:02:42,838 Crazy like a cloud. 917 01:02:45,006 --> 01:02:47,182 It's like life, ideas go in all directions. 918 01:02:51,972 --> 01:02:54,417 Simon who steps back whenever I try to approach him. 919 01:02:58,295 --> 01:02:58,893 Earlier... 920 01:03:00,953 --> 01:03:04,413 I was a father and a mother, 921 01:03:05,553 --> 01:03:06,624 a little of both to him. 922 01:03:08,316 --> 01:03:11,883 And now ... I am nothing. 923 01:03:12,675 --> 01:03:14,579 You don't need to be a ashamed, sweetheart. 924 01:03:14,580 --> 01:03:17,894 Shame is the gangrene of the heart. 925 01:03:18,556 --> 01:03:20,364 And your heart doesn't deserve that. 926 01:03:22,250 --> 01:03:24,929 Obviously you've done it a trick of nature 927 01:03:24,964 --> 01:03:26,681 and nature ... well, you'll get back to. 928 01:03:26,682 --> 01:03:27,682 So things are. 929 01:03:30,364 --> 01:03:33,261 The man and nature, a war is as old as the world. 930 01:03:34,885 --> 01:03:36,492 Nature, you always win? 931 01:03:36,846 --> 01:03:40,853 Often yes, but now you who must win this war. 932 01:03:40,890 --> 01:03:42,650 You show worthy to Simon. 933 01:03:43,957 --> 01:03:47,357 You have to deserve the have engendered. 934 01:03:47,392 --> 01:03:53,092 Look ... I took my time ... to get to you. 935 01:03:54,608 --> 01:03:58,832 I couldn't understand you, couldn't accept you. 936 01:04:00,130 --> 01:04:04,423 To me you were ... how shall I say? 937 01:04:06,030 --> 01:04:08,679 Like a little tree over there, so twisted. 938 01:04:09,185 --> 01:04:11,864 You could say an accident ... 939 01:04:11,865 --> 01:04:15,965 but by force we could not any more that to admire that it had the courage of existing. 940 01:04:16,028 --> 01:04:19,872 And that this land did not spit their roots and welcome. 941 01:04:21,212 --> 01:04:26,658 I also had to welcome you, and be worthy of you, as what you are. 942 01:04:28,488 --> 01:04:32,154 And that is because you showed me that I could be proud of you. 943 01:04:32,652 --> 01:04:34,662 My little crooked tree ... 944 01:04:36,855 --> 01:04:38,718 You had never spoken to me this way dad. 945 01:04:38,995 --> 01:04:41,070 Oh, the words and I... 946 01:04:41,071 --> 01:04:43,060 you know ... Mom said that I better shut up. 947 01:04:43,723 --> 01:04:47,075 Anyway, from time to time I... 948 01:04:47,076 --> 01:04:50,530 left the words to the persons, to the idiots, 949 01:04:50,596 --> 01:04:53,617 and listened to my heart... and to the birds. 950 01:04:56,502 --> 01:04:58,484 Hug me dad. 951 01:05:00,234 --> 01:05:01,909 My little girl. 952 01:05:04,273 --> 01:05:05,688 I'm proud of you. 953 01:05:06,646 --> 01:05:07,879 Hug me a little harder. 954 01:05:08,258 --> 01:05:09,536 Harder. 955 01:05:26,884 --> 01:05:28,547 The test, not only happens to me. 956 01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:32,077 What did you find yourself? After ten years? 957 01:05:32,829 --> 01:05:35,543 It's my mother who told me about him okay? 958 01:05:35,643 --> 01:05:37,073 It is not easy for her. 959 01:05:37,712 --> 01:05:38,999 He is very famous, 960 01:05:39,099 --> 01:05:41,863 and that's why she never wanted that he knew that I exist. 961 01:05:42,796 --> 01:05:44,435 But one day he will come to look for me. 962 01:05:45,421 --> 01:05:49,015 In any case, it is possible that it is known, if it is not going to be difficult to find it. 963 01:05:49,394 --> 01:05:52,585 But, there is something that I know and it is... 964 01:05:52,586 --> 01:05:54,678 Dan really loves you a lot... 965 01:05:55,803 --> 01:05:57,606 She has done many things for you... 966 01:05:57,641 --> 01:05:58,842 It is not fair to her. 967 01:05:58,898 --> 01:06:01,063 You're just all wrong with me because of her? 968 01:06:01,263 --> 01:06:02,324 Everyone hates me. 969 01:06:03,182 --> 01:06:04,761 Some people love you. 970 01:06:32,992 --> 01:06:34,360 Listen, son of nobody. 971 01:06:34,817 --> 01:06:37,160 If I catch you with my sister, I'll tear the your skin do you understand? 972 01:06:37,195 --> 01:06:38,360 Do you understand? 973 01:06:38,395 --> 01:06:39,800 If I tell you that I have a father? 974 01:06:39,835 --> 01:06:40,680 Show it to me! 975 01:06:40,715 --> 01:06:42,004 It is difficult at this time but... 976 01:06:42,039 --> 01:06:42,910 So shut up! 977 01:06:42,945 --> 01:06:44,643 As much as Dan, you don't you get close to Jennifer. 978 01:06:44,678 --> 01:06:46,268 Yes, don't go near her. 979 01:06:56,354 --> 01:06:58,138 This will end badly. 980 01:06:58,780 --> 01:07:01,737 This will end badly! I tell you! 981 01:07:16,785 --> 01:07:17,903 My little Jesus. 982 01:07:19,039 --> 01:07:20,294 So how was your day? 983 01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:27,090 Leave me! 984 01:07:30,216 --> 01:07:31,326 It's enough! 985 01:07:36,881 --> 01:07:40,774 I prepared this for you quatre-quart... and daddy who devours. 986 01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:44,489 I'm not hungry. 987 01:07:45,378 --> 01:07:48,672 But wait, I know what to do. 988 01:07:49,751 --> 01:07:51,680 Oh, Louis, no, not my cake. 989 01:07:51,815 --> 01:07:54,496 Well are much better than green beans for cats right? 990 01:07:56,829 --> 01:07:57,727 Come see. 991 01:08:02,199 --> 01:08:03,448 Do the cats eat cake? 992 01:08:03,569 --> 01:08:05,801 The cats are like the men, there is for all the tastes. 993 01:08:07,135 --> 01:08:09,822 Can't you see it go out to his mother? 994 01:08:09,857 --> 01:08:12,025 All you need is love. 995 01:08:12,060 --> 01:08:13,870 And where is his father? 996 01:08:14,005 --> 01:08:18,333 The father? For the animals it is less complicated than for us. 997 01:08:18,561 --> 01:08:22,586 The father impregnates a female, and then returns to his young life. 998 01:08:22,621 --> 01:08:24,182 Take one. 999 01:08:26,149 --> 01:08:29,278 Without worrying about family matters and all that. 1000 01:08:30,096 --> 01:08:31,428 Louis... 1001 01:08:35,464 --> 01:08:39,031 Look at this, he does not need a parent to learn to live. 1002 01:08:41,331 --> 01:08:44,463 - Have you seen a cat sad? - Yes, all cats are sad. 1003 01:08:54,864 --> 01:08:56,747 I know, I know... 1004 01:08:56,982 --> 01:08:59,096 Come... we are going to greet Dan. 1005 01:09:07,869 --> 01:09:09,854 Good morning dad. I can't stay. 1006 01:09:14,676 --> 01:09:15,803 What's wrong? 1007 01:09:19,146 --> 01:09:20,529 You're not funny. 1008 01:09:23,315 --> 01:09:25,834 Oh... I wanted to give them the cake. 1009 01:09:38,874 --> 01:09:39,790 That is certainly not! 1010 01:09:40,364 --> 01:09:42,500 Listen to me Simon, I begin to get fed up with your small crisis! 1011 01:09:42,535 --> 01:09:44,988 I tried to understand you but it passes the limits! 1012 01:09:45,023 --> 01:09:46,172 Shit. 1013 01:09:46,207 --> 01:09:47,824 And if you are not happy, you can go see if there is better. 1014 01:09:47,859 --> 01:09:49,464 But how do you talk that way? 1015 01:09:49,499 --> 01:09:51,190 It is you who can go to see round there! 1016 01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:54,493 Because of you we are unhappy with Mom. 1017 01:09:54,528 --> 01:09:57,381 I just want something with all my strength for you to leave! 1018 01:09:57,416 --> 01:09:58,398 Simon! 1019 01:09:59,150 --> 01:10:00,115 Bravo! 1020 01:10:01,021 --> 01:10:02,311 Simon! 1021 01:10:17,102 --> 01:10:18,922 -The orange juice. -Thank you. 1022 01:10:20,147 --> 01:10:21,270 A banana split. 1023 01:10:21,305 --> 01:10:23,910 Goodbye, ladies. Thank you. 1024 01:10:24,004 --> 01:10:25,464 Max is not going to ask for anything? 1025 01:10:27,761 --> 01:10:29,690 Oh enough, it's annoying! 1026 01:10:38,875 --> 01:10:39,657 Cold eh? 1027 01:10:40,409 --> 01:10:41,361 We're better get warm, eh? 1028 01:10:45,689 --> 01:10:46,737 I'm going to see the boats. 1029 01:10:47,466 --> 01:10:48,425 Put the hood Max. 1030 01:10:48,460 --> 01:10:49,849 And no fooling around, eh! 1031 01:10:49,884 --> 01:10:52,633 Freddy. leave him... 1032 01:11:25,368 --> 01:11:26,376 Shit! 1033 01:11:44,487 --> 01:11:46,913 No way! We must do something! 1034 01:12:04,361 --> 01:12:07,779 Okay, I'm here, I'm here. 1035 01:12:09,327 --> 01:12:11,137 Come on Max! 1036 01:12:19,368 --> 01:12:20,217 Where is Max? 1037 01:12:20,252 --> 01:12:21,544 At the boats. 1038 01:12:22,316 --> 01:12:23,904 Freddy, go! 1039 01:12:34,503 --> 01:12:35,439 Excuse me, excuse me. 1040 01:12:36,762 --> 01:12:37,088 Don't worry. He's all right. 1041 01:12:37,863 --> 01:12:38,477 He's fine. 1042 01:12:38,925 --> 01:12:39,741 Max? 1043 01:12:40,361 --> 01:12:41,833 Oh, the little idiot. 1044 01:12:43,137 --> 01:12:44,802 All that remained was to make a fool of myself again in front of everyone. 1045 01:12:44,815 --> 01:12:46,583 Freddy enough, he's fault! 1046 01:12:46,618 --> 01:12:52,205 Yes, thats the way it is ... defend them and then be amazed by having a wet chicken. 1047 01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:54,458 Instead of treating him like wet chicken. You would do better teaching him how to swim. 1048 01:12:54,493 --> 01:12:56,574 What gets in the way? 1049 01:12:56,777 --> 01:12:58,391 Don't you have enough with your child? 1050 01:13:02,988 --> 01:13:04,377 She gets because she saved Max! 1051 01:13:04,412 --> 01:13:06,072 And then I'll tell you, 1052 01:13:06,161 --> 01:13:08,073 she's right because if you disparage a little less to your son 1053 01:13:08,107 --> 01:13:10,513 perhaps was not feeling forced to do bullshit to exist! 1054 01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:17,902 Enough. The shows over. Let's go back. 1055 01:13:25,321 --> 01:13:27,150 Thank you so much. 1056 01:13:28,078 --> 01:13:31,590 Thank you Dan, and if I... And if you go... 1057 01:13:31,649 --> 01:13:33,766 Why do you thank me? I will not count anything. 1058 01:13:33,801 --> 01:13:35,527 Perhaps you might learn how to swim 1059 01:13:35,528 --> 01:13:36,987 when there's no one else in the pool at night. 1060 01:13:58,136 --> 01:13:59,592 Dan? We're home. 1061 01:14:04,633 --> 01:14:05,656 Dan? 1062 01:14:10,570 --> 01:14:12,017 Where's she? 1063 01:14:35,705 --> 01:14:36,569 My dear family, 1064 01:14:39,281 --> 01:14:41,328 I wanted to tell you the words... 1065 01:14:42,229 --> 01:14:48,129 The right words... the magic words... 1066 01:14:48,888 --> 01:14:51,040 It's said that when you're in love, there is no need for words 1067 01:14:52,824 --> 01:14:55,384 but it's crazy to say such nonsense.. 1068 01:14:55,419 --> 01:14:59,636 Y... the crazy things that we've done.. 1069 01:15:04,339 --> 01:15:09,232 But I can't go back, and if I really love you so much, 1070 01:15:09,267 --> 01:15:11,553 and I can't be of what you desire.. 1071 01:15:14,053 --> 01:15:20,444 So after the embarrassment, rejection, and the desire to disappear, 1072 01:15:20,479 --> 01:15:22,813 Only one more things for me to do, 1073 01:15:24,096 --> 01:15:29,907 I'm leaving... you're always in my heart. 1074 01:15:30,897 --> 01:15:36,841 And Zoι, the most beautiful, and the most wished do not doubt your love. 1075 01:15:40,578 --> 01:15:47,899 A son that they say what they should say is mine and he will be mine at the bottom of my heart." 1076 01:16:46,825 --> 01:16:51,325 Portrait of my mother. 1077 01:16:52,936 --> 01:16:55,289 They are really disgusting! 1078 01:17:00,747 --> 01:17:03,347 R-E-T writes portrait to himself! 1079 01:17:04,180 --> 01:17:05,021 What happens to him? 1080 01:17:11,241 --> 01:17:14,055 You stink! All this is going to end badly. 1081 01:17:16,518 --> 01:17:17,949 Have you seen him? You are looking at. 1082 01:17:18,607 --> 01:17:19,727 Asshole. 1083 01:17:20,786 --> 01:17:22,396 Whose idea was that idiot? 1084 01:17:22,397 --> 01:17:24,472 You should know. We thought you'd like. 1085 01:17:24,507 --> 01:17:27,245 No need to go that far. That's it. 1086 01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:29,108 And you're too stupid, you have no limits! 1087 01:17:30,370 --> 01:17:33,064 Shit, this guy is weird. He wanted us to be against Dan. 1088 01:17:33,099 --> 01:17:34,904 And we are against his favor. 1089 01:17:37,378 --> 01:17:38,952 Really are you against Dan? 1090 01:17:38,987 --> 01:17:41,368 Well, not really... 1091 01:17:41,403 --> 01:17:42,963 In the end we never know... 1092 01:17:42,998 --> 01:17:46,389 Yes anyway, you never know anything. 1093 01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:22,392 Look, if this time you fall into the water, you manage them to go out discreetly. 1094 01:18:26,754 --> 01:18:28,043 Wait, guys, I'll regret. 1095 01:18:31,988 --> 01:18:33,244 Shit, I put on weight. 1096 01:18:33,867 --> 01:18:35,067 Good tries with only one leg. 1097 01:18:37,763 --> 01:18:39,283 You're a fool. 1098 01:18:53,667 --> 01:18:55,316 I'm going to see Simon. 1099 01:19:08,422 --> 01:19:09,742 Get ready. 1100 01:19:11,346 --> 01:19:12,766 Do you think it is Dan? 1101 01:19:12,801 --> 01:19:14,295 In position. 1102 01:19:14,330 --> 01:19:16,115 I'm here, go and win for her. 1103 01:19:17,896 --> 01:19:18,743 Ready. 1104 01:19:26,832 --> 01:19:28,167 Go! 1105 01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:40,984 It is true that this boy is not bad. 1106 01:19:41,019 --> 01:19:42,521 He has a good coach. 1107 01:19:42,556 --> 01:19:43,440 Oh, yes, this way it is... 1108 01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:45,977 Have you seen Dan? 1109 01:19:47,043 --> 01:19:48,283 No. 1110 01:19:58,883 --> 01:20:02,386 Go! Come on, Simon, you win! 1111 01:20:02,421 --> 01:20:08,557 Simon! Simon! Simon! Simon! Simon! Simon! Simon! Simon! 1112 01:20:11,614 --> 01:20:12,542 Bravo! 1113 01:20:30,892 --> 01:20:34,284 Next race, 100m freestyle, cadets, the first year. 1114 01:20:46,637 --> 01:20:51,773 Minimum Category, first and champion of Belgium, coached by Dan Kaesler, 1115 01:20:51,808 --> 01:20:53,957 Simon Dancote! 1116 01:21:00,536 --> 01:21:01,661 Thank you. 1117 01:21:45,266 --> 01:21:46,300 And where is Dan? She didn't come to see the final? 1118 01:21:47,156 --> 01:21:50,468 Can be villains, with your bullshit. She left. 1119 01:21:50,503 --> 01:21:51,471 Where? 1120 01:21:51,506 --> 01:21:53,655 If we knew it we would go to look for her, idiot... 1121 01:21:54,631 --> 01:21:56,641 Well, what is Simon going to do now? 1122 01:21:59,498 --> 01:22:01,643 It is necessary to warn the police, to find her! 1123 01:22:03,298 --> 01:22:06,938 It's useless guys! And don't look at me like I'm an idiot! 1124 01:22:08,619 --> 01:22:10,750 I changed my mind, as you know. 1125 01:22:15,042 --> 01:22:16,083 Where is Simon going? 1126 01:22:17,195 --> 01:22:18,331 Do you understand anything? 1127 01:22:18,993 --> 01:22:21,578 I understand that we are idiots and its all over. 1128 01:22:21,613 --> 01:22:23,372 Leopold was right. 1129 01:23:58,809 --> 01:24:03,473 Mrs Kaesler? You're not look so good today. 1130 01:24:03,508 --> 01:24:06,377 But that's no reason to sabotage my flowers right? 1131 01:24:06,412 --> 01:24:07,953 Excuse me Mr. Martez. 1132 01:24:08,616 --> 01:24:10,186 Mr. Martez! Telephone! 1133 01:24:10,221 --> 01:24:12,642 Please. Could you hold this? 1134 01:24:23,469 --> 01:24:26,925 Did you see Simon? She does standing pee! 1135 01:24:32,636 --> 01:24:34,157 I owe you one.82590

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