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[♪ Mariah Carey sings "Fantasy"]
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[woman] Oh, my gosh.
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♪ Oh, when you walk by every night ♪
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-♪ Talking sweet and looking fine ♪
-Thank you very much.
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-♪ I get kind of hectic inside...
-Thank you.
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[pager beeping]
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-[Madison] Hi, Mrs. Woods.
-Hi.
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You look beautiful.
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♪ Darling, if you only knew
all the things...
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-[Madison] Hi, Mr. Woods.
-[chuckles] Hey.
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♪ But it's just a sweet,
sweet fantasy, baby ♪
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♪ When I close my eyes...
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[gasps] Happy birthday, Elle.
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[laughs]
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[DJ] Let's give it up one more time
for the birthday girl...
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-...Elle Woods.
-[crowd cheering]
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♪ It's just a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby ♪
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-♪ When I close my eyes ♪
-[chuckles]
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♪ you come and take me ♪
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♪ On and on and on ♪
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♪ Sweet, sweet fantasy, baby ♪
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-♪ Sweet, sweet fantasy ♪
-[sighs]
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♪ baby ♪♪
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[Elle] Thank you, DJ Jonathan.
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I know today is supposed
to be my day, but... [sighs]
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but really, it's about you.
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Because, as I look out
at all your faces...
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...I see so many people who made me
into the woman I am today.
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I know everyone sees me and thinks,
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"Eh, she knows exactly
who she is and what she wants,"
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-and they're right.
-[laughter]
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But you all played a huge part in that.
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Tiffany, you helped me
find my signature scent.
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-[laughs]
-Mrs. Campbell,
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you showed me the importance of an SPF.
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And Madison,
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my best friend of 12.5 years,
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I can't even count the number of times
you saved me
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from overplucking my eyebrows.
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-I know.
-If it weren't for you,
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I would look like the Mona Lisa
in my yearbook photo.
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[laughter]
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She's not done yet, honey.
She's landing the plane.
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-Oh.
-Thank you.
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Thank you.
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So, I would just like to raise a glass
to all of you.
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My friends, my world.
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I'm so lucky to have this life.
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I wouldn't change a thing.
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Aww.
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-Cheers.
-[whooping]
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We love you!
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-[microphone feedback squeals]
-Maybe something like Madonna
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but not exactly Madonna.
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[whispers] Madonna two years ago,
not Madonna now.
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[♪ Annie Lennox sings
"Walking on Broken Glass"]
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[lively chatter]
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♪ Walking on, walking on...
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[gasps]
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-[both laugh]
-[Madison] Amazing speech.
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-Thank you.
-Although we had that falling-out
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in third grade,
when you got your ears pierced without me.
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So, technically,
it's only been 12 years of friendship.
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I thought we swore
never to speak of that again.
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-[both laugh]
-Okay.
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Let's talk junior year.
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I'm assuming that you've put together
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some five-point plan to allow us
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-to dominate 11th grade.
-Uh, no.
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-It's a three-point plan.
-[gasps]
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-More concise, that's better.
-Mm-hmm.
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-Step one...
-Mm-hmm?
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...solidify our friendships
with the coolest senior girls
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so our reputations are firmly in place
when they graduate.
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-Obviously.
-Mm-hmm.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Step two,
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become group leaders on the cheer squad.
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-Mm, that's inevitable.
-[laughs]
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And step three, and this is probably
the most important step of all...
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Mm-hmm.
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...have the most perfect first kiss
with the most perfect guy.
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[squeals] Let me guess.
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-Hot Josh?
-[stammers]
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Do you want me to talk to him for you?
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-No. I have a better idea.
-Okay.
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I'm gonna start a rumor
that he has a crush on me.
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And then he'll hear the rumor,
and he'll start to wonder... [gasps]
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"Do I have a crush on her?"
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And then we'll be
in the most perfect location together.
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A Bryan Adams song will start to play,
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and then he'll kiss me.
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-Or you could just talk to him now.
-[chuckles]
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-That's not really part of the plan--
-Oh, Josh!
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-Come here! Come here, come here.
-[Elle] M-Madison. Madison.
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-Plan. The plan.
-I will get right on that.
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-Yes. Mm.
-[Elle panting]
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Oh.
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Happy birthday.
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Thanks, Hot...
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Josh. You are so sweet.
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Uh, well, I'm-I'm really glad
Madison called me over.
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There's something I've been meaning
to talk to you about.
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Really?
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[♪ Bryan Adams sings
"Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?"]
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♪ To really ♪
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♪ love a woman ♪
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-♪ To understand...
-So, I've been thinking about you,
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-actually.
-Yeah?
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And...
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[crowd] ♪ Happy birthday ♪
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♪ to you ♪
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-♪ Happy birthday ♪
-Sorry.
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It's okay.
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♪ to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Elle ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪♪
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-[cheering]
-[Wyatt laughs]
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-Happy birthday, sweetie.
-[cheering continues]
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-[whooping]
-[upbeat music playing]
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[confetti pops]
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[laughs]
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-[Eva] Hi, honey.
-Uh, just one second.
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I'm almost done learning about women
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who can't experience intimacy.
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[Eva] Oh.
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Uh, Elle.
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We have something important
we want to talk to you about.
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Oh, God.
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[sighs] Is this about Marlena?
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-[laughs softly]
-Wh... [sighs]
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-Which one's Marlena?
-S... It's Days of Our Lives.
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-Oh.
-She's been possessed by pure evil,
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so John performed an exorcism on her,
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but then she went into
cardiac arrest and died.
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So, this is, um... it's about your dad.
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[Wyatt sighs]
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You remember that nose job
I did on... you know?
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[gasps] Oh, of course.
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It didn't set.
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What do you mean, it didn't set?
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Um...
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-It kind of...
-[grunts softly]
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Dad, that's social suicide.
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I know. She had to drop out
of her next movie. It's a mess.
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And word's starting to spread
that it's my fault,
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-there might be a lawsuit--
-So, so...
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we are gonna have
to lay low for a little bit.
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Of course.
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I didn't know you were
carrying all of this, Dad.
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Oh, I'm so glad you feel that way,
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because I've had to look for other work.
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People in smaller markets
that need someone with my background.
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That's exactly what you should be doing.
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Way to be proactive.
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I found a place.
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Uh, it's a private practice.
Only one other doctor.
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I can't afford to be choosy right now.
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That's great. What's it called?
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-Seattle's Elite.
-[clears throat]
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Because the other doctor's from Seattle?
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Because the practice is in Seattle.
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And they're opening an office here?
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-No, the office is in Seattle.
-And you'll commute to Seattle--
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Elle, we're moving to Seattle.
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[chuckles]
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No.
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It doesn't sound right.
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Just until people forget
about this whole situation.
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How long will that be?
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Couple years.
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[exhales] That's my whole life.
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Hey. Hey.
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-The Woods family is adaptable.
-[chuckles]
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-Mm-hmm.
-Do you remember when those coyotes
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wandered over during
my Night Before the Night Before Party?
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-Yes.
-I told everyone,
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"Uh, we imported them for ambiance."
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And guess what? We all had a great time.
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-[crying] We did.
-This is just like that.
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Except for longer.
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[crying]
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[crying, squealing]
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[exhales]
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[crying]
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[gentle music playing]
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-[sighs]
-[Madison] Hey.
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It's nothing a little
grief shopping can't fix.
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Okay, okay. Here's what you have to do.
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You know your dad feels guilty, right?
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-Yeah, yeah.
-So, you prey on that guilt,
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and then you lock it away.
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And then you start
to collect interest on it
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until one day you need something from him,
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-and he owes you big-time.
-Mm-hmm.
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-Wh... that works?
-Oh, yeah.
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My dad forgot my birthday,
like, five years ago,
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and now I can have boys over
with the door closed.
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But that doesn't help me now.
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I still have to move to...
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I can't even say it.
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Seattle.
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-Aww.
-Hey, we'll talk all the time.
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And we'll come visit you.
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I've never been to Seattle.
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It sounds...
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-North.
-Yeah?
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-Yeah.
-Your life is not over.
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It's just different.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Mm-hmm.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Oh.
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-Elle.
-I'm coming.
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[Eva] Honey, the movers are almost here.
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I see where all my Ferrero Rocher went.
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[Elle] I'm not leaving. [grunts]
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Elle. [sighs]
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[Elle] I'm faking my own death.
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-Look how dead I look.
-[Eva] That's too bad.
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I had a gift for you,
but I guess I'll have to give it
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to someone who's alive.
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Does it rhyme with "Mersace"?
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Even better.
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[whimpers softly]
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[barking]
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[gasps]
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Oh, my God!
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-Oh, is he mine?
-He's yours.
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-Oh!
-Ah!
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-[laughs]
-I know.
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He's so cute.
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-[whimpers]
-[gasps]
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Aww... Wait.
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Did you adopt or did you shop?
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The Spellings just redecorated,
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and earth tones
don't match their new color palette,
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so I rescued
this little blondie from them.
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Aww.
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My God, you are just a baby.
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[gasps] I bet you're a Gemini like me.
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-[barks]
-Oh! And such a tough guy.
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-[low growl]
-Oh, you need a tough guy name.
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I know.
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Bruiser.
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[chuckles]
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[both laugh]
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[gentle music playing]
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-I am gonna miss her.
-Of course.
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Honey, you'll talk every single day
on the phone. Like you do now.
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-We can do this.
-[trunk closes]
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[Madison] Get in here.
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[laughs] Oh, my God.
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[gasps] Who is this?
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-This is Bruiser.
-[gasps]
253
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,169
-Bruiser, you're so cute.
-Hi, little guy.
254
00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,253
[Bruiser yips]
255
00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:29,463
I didn't realize
I'd been replaced already.
256
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:30,547
-[scoffs]
-[chuckles]
257
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,305
I could never replace you.
258
00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,309
You can do this.
259
00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:46,188
[sighs]
260
00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:47,689
[car door closes]
261
00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:54,029
[car door opens]
262
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,663
[engine starts]
263
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,877
♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪
264
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,420
[♪ Garbage sings
"I'm Only Happy When It Rains"]
265
00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:15,092
♪ I'm only happy when it's complicated ♪
266
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,094
♪ And though I know you can't ♪
267
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,096
♪ appreciate it ♪
268
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,098
♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪
269
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,143
♪ Pour your ♪
270
00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:27,145
-♪ misery down ♪
-♪ Pour your misery ♪
271
00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:31,149
-♪ Pour your misery down on me ♪
-♪ down, pour your misery ♪
272
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:35,153
-♪ Pour your misery down ♪
-♪ down, pour ♪
273
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:39,157
♪ You can keep me company as long as ♪
274
00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:41,201
♪ you don't care ♪
275
00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:46,123
♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪
276
00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:50,502
♪ You wanna hear about my new obsession? ♪
277
00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,504
♪ I'm riding high upon ♪
278
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,965
♪ a deep depression ♪
279
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,426
♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪
280
00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:01,012
♪ Pour some misery down on me ♪
281
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:03,932
♪ I'm only happy when it rains ♪
282
00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,809
♪ Pour some misery down ♪♪
283
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,561
[Wyatt] Oh, this is us.
284
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,732
[speaking indistinctly]
285
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,449
[Bruiser whimpers]
286
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:23,660
[sighs] I know, it's scary.
287
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,746
But this is just gonna be our new home
for a little while.
288
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,665
[door closes]
289
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,589
Was a funeral home
290
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,299
using this place as storage?
291
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,050
It came furnished.
292
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,552
Isn't that convenient?
293
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,804
Nope. Okay.
294
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:50,645
[Bruiser whimpers]
295
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,648
[door creaks]
296
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,698
[exhales]
297
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,371
-[Elle] Bruiser.
-[Bruiser whimpers]
298
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,248
We have to give Seattle a shot.
299
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:13,585
[♪ The B-52s play "Roam"]
300
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:17,047
♪ Roam if you want to ♪
301
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,634
♪ Roam around the world ♪
302
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:24,471
♪ Roam if you want to ♪
303
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:27,682
♪ Without wings, without wheels ♪
304
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:30,519
♪ Roam if you want to ♪
305
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,022
♪ Roam around the world...
306
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,232
Bruiser?
307
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,608
Wish me luck.
308
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:37,817
[barking]
309
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,319
[sighs]
310
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:42,781
♪ Without anything but the love we feel ♪♪
311
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,743
-[Eva] Do you have your beeper?
-Yes.
312
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,828
-Lunch money?
-Yes.
313
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:50,705
Your armor?
314
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,123
My what?
315
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,418
It is my armor.
316
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,045
I know.
317
00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,215
-Whoa!
-[gasps]
318
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,466
-[all oohing]
-[Eva] Oh, my God!
319
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:06,263
Oh.
320
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,976
Where are the manners?
321
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,519
[scoffs]
322
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,855
Boo! Boo. Boo.
323
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:21,945
Hey.
324
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,072
It's gonna be fine.
325
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,492
Feeling very blond.
326
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:30,787
There's another one.
327
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:31,913
[Elle gasps]
328
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,957
-Mom, her roots.
-I know.
329
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,792
Yeah, I hope that's a choice.
330
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,547
-[car door opens]
-Hey.
331
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:42,924
You got this.
332
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,010
[indistinct chatter]
333
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,266
-[car door closes]
-[♪ L7 plays "Shove"]
334
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,144
[sighs]
335
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,865
♪ Get out of my way ♪
336
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,241
-♪ or I might shove...
-Nice umbrella.
337
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:09,743
Thanks. It's an heirloom.
338
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,786
[girl] She's joking.
You look like an idiot.
339
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,997
♪ or I'm gonna shove ♪
340
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,291
♪ Landlord doesn't like my dog ♪
341
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:20,879
-♪ Shove ♪
-♪ My eyes are burning from the smog ♪
342
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,380
-[Elle] Hi.
-Ew.
343
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:23,965
-♪ Shove ♪
-♪ My neighbors ♪
344
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,343
♪ say I jam too loud...
345
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,553
Ooh. Chess.
346
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,263
I love smart people.
347
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,098
[girl 2] So you hate yourself.
348
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,101
-♪ Get out of my way ♪
-[school bell ringing]
349
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,979
♪ or I might shove ♪
350
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,939
♪ Get out of my way ♪
351
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,651
♪ or I'm gonna shove ♪♪
352
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,319
It's a total straw man argument.
353
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,863
No one actually thinks that Eddie Vedder
354
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,033
-is better than Kurt Cobain.
-[student] Thank you.
355
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,785
Now if you were to say Chris Cornell...
356
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,953
[student 2] No way, dude.
357
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:56,915
[overlapping chatter]
358
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,429
Did you do anything fun over the summer?
359
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:12,764
-[muffled music playing]
-[mouths]
360
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:13,932
Mm-hmm.
361
00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,059
What?
362
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,395
This summer. Did you do anything fun?
363
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,479
What do you mean?
364
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,069
W-What's that?
365
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,445
A zine.
366
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,948
[gasps]
Oh, like, a magazine?
367
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:34,828
I have two subscriptions to Cosmo,
one for my archives and one I can crease.
368
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,871
No, like, a zine.
369
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:41,334
Cool. What else are you into?
370
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,211
Did-did someone put you up to this?
371
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:46,715
I'm Elle. I like iced coffee,
the month of July,
372
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:50,510
and when people dress kind of tennisy,
even if they don't play tennis.
373
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:52,637
Was it Kimberly?
374
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,431
[door closes]
375
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,933
Uh, welcome to first period.
376
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,018
I am Mr. Nichols,
377
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:01,604
and this is...
378
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,941
...English. Okay.
379
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:07,777
Let's just dive right into it.
380
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:12,198
Much Ado About Nothing.
381
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,492
It was the shortest thing
on your summer reading list,
382
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:17,871
so it's kind of a gimme. Ah, yes?
383
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,874
First of all, nice to meet you.
384
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:24,752
Second of all,
I never received a summer reading list.
385
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,838
It was mailed out in May.
386
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,883
[chuckles] Yeah, I, uh...
I actually didn't know
387
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,384
I'd be going to this school
until kind of recently.
388
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:34,637
There was this whole thing with my dad.
389
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,473
Don't ask.
390
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,933
Like, seriously don't ask.
I can't talk about it.
391
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,643
[whispering] NDA.
392
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,480
Well, you'll have
to read the play this week,
393
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:47,108
because you will each be writing a paper
on its themes
394
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:48,860
-this weekend.
-[students groaning]
395
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,153
Hi.
396
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:53,239
Hi. At my old school,
we were given the option
397
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,033
to have our own take on the assignment.
398
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,367
Is that an option here?
399
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:57,952
Uh, your own take?
400
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:01,831
Yeah. Like, we could create a song
based on the reading or a short film.
401
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,292
I went to middle school
with Tim Burton's nephew,
402
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,169
and you have not experienced
Tuck Everlasting
403
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,171
until you've seen it in stop-motion.
404
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,881
-[scattered chuckles]
-[murmuring]
405
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,675
I'm sure I haven't, but I would say "no."
406
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,053
That's not an option.
407
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,679
A paper is a paper.
408
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,390
Oh.
409
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:20,767
-[groaning]
-[murmuring]
410
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,771
Just try to keep up. Okay?
411
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,316
So, Much Ado About Nothing.
What is it? It is a play.
412
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,109
And what do we know about it?
413
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:34,364
It was written by William Shakespeare,
the great bard himself.
414
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,784
We're still accepting donations
for the auction.
415
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:40,036
Still accepting donations for the auction.
416
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,497
We're still accepting donations
for the auction.
417
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,749
[gasps]
Holy Pierce Brosnan.
418
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,544
-[Dustin] We're accepting donations.
-A kindred spirit.
419
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:51,339
So nice to meet a fellow stranger
in a strange land.
420
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:53,925
Did I see you this morning?
421
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:58,721
You're the guy who almost hit
my mom's car with your skateboard.
422
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,849
I thought you were a jerk,
but you're just British.
423
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,518
You're used to driving
on the wrong side of the road,
424
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,645
which I totally get.
425
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,064
Not the driving thing.
I'm not from here, either.
426
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,524
Wow.
427
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,484
Is this place different, right?
428
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:12,652
Right.
429
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,946
Have you noticed
how many hoodies they wear?
430
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:17,115
What is that about?
431
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,908
I'm Elle Woo-- Oh.
432
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:22,954
Dustin. And I've lived here
for, like, nine years,
433
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:25,415
so that's most of my life.
434
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,916
Cool.
435
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,252
I'll just go to my locker.
436
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,135
Which is right by yours. Great.
437
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,557
Oh.
438
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,351
Uh, you can't really open both
at the same time.
439
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:48,438
Okay. I'll just go after you, then.
440
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:04,203
Look, I just need
to get my lunch money from here.
441
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:11,502
Okay.
442
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,215
What even are those?
443
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,385
I don't know if it's really your thing.
444
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,059
What's happening with the support staff?
445
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,518
Not getting paid a living wage.
446
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,731
It's been all over the news.
447
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:37,028
Okay.
The news is a nonfictional TV show
448
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:40,740
that connects real people to real issues.
449
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,618
-Hmm?
-[scoffs] I know what the news is.
450
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,496
Great. She's all yours.
451
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,748
[gentle music playing]
452
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,214
Thank you.
453
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,757
Mmm.
454
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,470
-Hi. Could you help me with something?
-Come on, man.
455
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:04,806
Sorry. I'm just trying
to get the lay of the land.
456
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,475
Like, what cliques are where,
who sits with who.
457
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,978
Yeah. I still feel like
you're messing with me.
458
00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:12,313
What's the, uh, agenda here?
459
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,315
[scoffs] I'm not messing with you.
460
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,985
I just have this whole three-point plan,
and the first step is to let--
461
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:19,153
Band geeks.
462
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:21,322
Jocks.
463
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:24,033
D&D nerds.
464
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,493
Stoners.
465
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,538
Kids of parents with Microsoft money.
466
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,124
And kids of parents with Boeing money.
467
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,218
Hi, again. [chuckles]
468
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,511
Which ones are the stoners?
469
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:47,849
-Crazy.
-No way.
470
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,308
And the Microsoft kids?
471
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:52,812
-[laughing]
-Seriously?
472
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:55,481
Hmm.
473
00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:57,650
Could you just point me
in the direction of the senior girls?
474
00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,444
And if one of them could have won
475
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:02,613
Homecoming Queen or one
of the top-tier superlatives, even better.
476
00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:06,325
Oh, okay. So, you're not looking
for just any old person.
477
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:09,662
You want a cool senior
who can totally boost your popularity?
478
00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:11,789
Yes, exactly.
479
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:15,126
You should be friends
with that girl over there.
480
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:17,211
The one with the curly hair.
481
00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:20,298
-Do you want to come with, or--?
-Oh, no, I'm good.
482
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:28,806
[lively chatter]
483
00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:30,308
Hi, ladies.
484
00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:33,436
I was told this is where
the coolest of the cool seniors sit.
485
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:37,273
Well, technically, I'm a junior,
but, spiritually, I'm a senior.
486
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,608
[sets tray on table]
487
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:39,692
Oh. [chuckles]
488
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,277
You're... sitting.
489
00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:45,865
Wait. I thought we were going
to the Bikini Kill show that weekend.
490
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,158
[gasps] So fun.
491
00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:49,869
You know Bikini Kill?
492
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:51,829
Oh.
493
00:22:51,913 --> 00:22:53,873
I know bikinis.
494
00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:55,416
That kill.
495
00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:03,299
Okay. Whose car are we taking? Or are we
seriously taking a bus to Olympia?
496
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,634
[Katie] What about Miles's?
497
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,219
We can't take a guy's car
to a Bikini Kill show.
498
00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:07,470
I mean, think of how that would look.
499
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:11,015
Oh, I totally feel your struggle.
All of my friends at home have cars.
500
00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:13,351
It's impossible not to have one
if you live in L.A.
501
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:17,146
But instead of getting me a car,
my parents moved me to Seattle. Hmm.
502
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,732
L.A.
503
00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:20,942
Yeah, that explains it.
504
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:22,652
You must be so happy to have escaped.
505
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,153
[chuckling]
506
00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,947
What's wrong with L.A.?
507
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,991
Nothing. I-I think
we just value different things here,
508
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:32,286
like the planet and social justice.
509
00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:37,208
And not being totally entitled and sitting
wherever we want in the cafeteria
510
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:42,004
on our first day when some of us
have spent four years earning this table.
511
00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:49,053
Have you ever actually been to L.A.?
512
00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:51,722
[laughing]
513
00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:56,853
Uh, no. No, you couldn't pay any of us
to set foot in California.
514
00:23:56,936 --> 00:24:00,565
And this little exchange
is not changing my mind.
515
00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:03,818
Okay, before L.A. Barbie
interrupted us, the jackets.
516
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:05,027
-Right, the jackets.
-Yeah.
517
00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,321
-[Kimberly] You know the ones?
-[laughter]
518
00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:10,533
[indistinct chatter continues]
519
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:13,452
[upbeat music playing]
520
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:19,041
Okay. Yeah.
521
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:22,044
Okay. I'll have him get back to you.
522
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,588
All right, sweetie. Well, good to hear
523
00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:25,381
-she's doing well. Bye.
-Hi.
524
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:26,966
Hi.
525
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:29,468
Love the bobbleheads. Très chic.
526
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:36,475
Could I see the school nurse?
I'm not, um... [clearing throat]
527
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,311
-feeling well.
-Hang on a second. Caleb.
528
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,188
Cafeteria's that way.
529
00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:42,148
Yeah,
I think I'm just gonna skip it today.
530
00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:44,233
Not gonna happen.
531
00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:45,568
Come here.
532
00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:51,115
-I'm serious.
-Thank you, Donna.
533
00:24:55,036 --> 00:24:56,621
Why is he skipping lunch?
534
00:24:58,456 --> 00:24:59,916
His parents haven't paid for school lunch,
535
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:03,336
but the boy's got to eat,
and I have petty cash, so...
536
00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:05,296
That's so nice.
537
00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,298
No one at my old school
would've done that.
538
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:13,137
Well, the way I see it is that
it is my job to look out for all of you.
539
00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:15,389
And if that means
540
00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:19,602
sneaking into the cafeteria to get someone
a piece of cake for their birthday,
541
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:24,482
or signing a permission slip
that their parents forgot to sign,
542
00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:27,526
you know,
some rules are made to be broken.
543
00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:29,445
[chuckles]
544
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,780
[gasps]
545
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,490
Is that a Cosmo?
546
00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:34,867
You can tell by the corner?
547
00:25:34,951 --> 00:25:36,202
Of course.
548
00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:41,374
All right.
I know this may not seem like my thing,
549
00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:44,001
but, oh, those little quizzes
are so addictive.
550
00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:45,336
I know!
551
00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:49,382
And their horoscopes have been right
on several occasions.
552
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:51,425
-It's kind of my bible.
-Oh, my God. Me, too.
553
00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:54,345
I-I just moved here, so I'm waiting for
my subscription to get forwarded here.
554
00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:55,513
Mm.
555
00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:56,555
Could I just...?
556
00:25:59,809 --> 00:26:01,811
[gasps] Thank you.
557
00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:07,191
[sniffs]
558
00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:08,401
[sighs]
559
00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:09,860
Hmm.
560
00:26:10,945 --> 00:26:14,407
Hi, Donna. Um, just give me five,
561
00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:17,535
and then I'm gonna make a few phone calls.
562
00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:18,995
[Donna] Yeah. Absolutely.
563
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,789
Now, there is just one more form
I need you to fill out.
564
00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:27,586
We kind of have a "no chitchat" policy
here in the office.
565
00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:29,130
I totally understand.
566
00:26:29,964 --> 00:26:32,425
Now, I could call your parents
567
00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:35,678
and tell them you have a 24-hour bug
or something.
568
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:38,389
Or you could spend your lunch in here,
569
00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:40,391
doing that very important paperwork,
of course.
570
00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:43,311
-Mm-hmm.
-And you could give this place a chance.
571
00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:46,230
What kind of chance?
572
00:26:46,314 --> 00:26:49,317
Well, if this was your first day
at your old school,
573
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,193
how would you be spending it?
574
00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:55,740
Hmm.
575
00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:59,160
[gasps] L-E-T-S-G-O,
that's the way we spell "Let's go."
576
00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:01,996
Let's go. Hey, hey, let's go.
577
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:05,750
And I don't know your mascot,
so go, team, go.
578
00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:10,546
[noisemaker rattling]
579
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,089
Thank you.
580
00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:14,091
I mean, wack.
581
00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:15,301
It's fine. You're in.
582
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:18,179
Oh. Really?
583
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:21,682
Don't you need to take a few days
and put up a list or something?
584
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,310
Nah, you're in.
585
00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:27,480
Great. Thank you so much, ladies.
586
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:29,023
I won't let you down.
587
00:27:29,106 --> 00:27:30,316
Next.
588
00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:35,071
[upbeat music playing]
589
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:37,573
Good luck.
590
00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:45,289
[slowly] L-E-T-S-G-O,
that's the way we spell "Let's go."
591
00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:48,167
Let's go. Hey, hey, let's go.
592
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,377
Great, you're in.
593
00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:50,878
-Sweet.
-[gasps]
594
00:27:56,092 --> 00:27:57,760
-[grunts]
-[gasps] Oh!
595
00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:59,470
-Oh.
-Oh. [stammers]
596
00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:01,889
-Sorry.
-It's okay. Whew. [chuckles]
597
00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:03,349
Are you okay?
598
00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:08,104
Yeah. I'm great. [chuckles]
599
00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:10,106
-So great.
-Okay.
600
00:28:10,773 --> 00:28:12,191
Okay. [sighs]
601
00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:17,780
[sighs]
602
00:28:21,075 --> 00:28:22,618
Are you sure you're all right?
603
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:26,080
Does this school not have a football team?
604
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:30,167
If so, I can't imagine
they're very highly motivated since...
605
00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:32,294
Yeah, football's not really a thing here.
606
00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:33,838
So who do they root for?
607
00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:38,467
I think girls here think
cheering for boys is lame.
608
00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:40,261
[scoffs]
609
00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:44,515
So they just... cheer for themselves?
610
00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:47,852
[gentle music playing]
611
00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:49,353
You got a name?
612
00:28:50,438 --> 00:28:51,480
Elle Woods.
613
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,732
Elle... Woods.
614
00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:54,859
Yeah.
615
00:29:04,535 --> 00:29:05,703
-Okay.
-Ooh.
616
00:29:05,786 --> 00:29:06,829
Mm-hmm.
617
00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:10,082
I have to say, I love my office.
618
00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:11,792
Aw.
619
00:29:11,876 --> 00:29:14,920
-I knew you would.
-Yeah, and the nice thing about
620
00:29:15,004 --> 00:29:18,674
the slower pace is that I-I feel like
I can really spend time with my patients,
621
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,426
like I might actually make a difference.
622
00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:21,552
Me, too.
623
00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:23,471
-[Wyatt] Yeah?
-[Eva] Can you believe
624
00:29:23,554 --> 00:29:25,973
-they didn't have Tae Bo here yet?
-[scoffs]
625
00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:28,309
-Such an interesting place, Eva.
-Yes.
626
00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:30,269
What about you?
627
00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:32,271
-How's the new school?
-Yeah, you said
628
00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:33,772
you tried out for cheer. How was it?
629
00:29:35,149 --> 00:29:37,151
I don't think I'm gonna join.
630
00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:40,571
The girls here just kind of cheer
for themselves.
631
00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:43,199
-I don't get it.
-Hmm.
632
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,951
I think it's feminism.
633
00:29:46,035 --> 00:29:48,621
Yeah, that's very in right now.
634
00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:49,872
[Wyatt] Hmm.
635
00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:52,374
[Eva] It's probably
why Marlena came back to life.
636
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:54,960
Can you believe
she's not even possessed anymore?
637
00:29:55,044 --> 00:29:56,128
She did?
638
00:29:58,214 --> 00:30:01,133
Honey. Oh, no.
I-I left the tape in your room.
639
00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:02,426
I thought you'd watched it already.
640
00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:04,470
Well, I was saving it
for a pre-dinner treat.
641
00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:10,976
[sighs]
I can't believe we moved here.
642
00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:14,939
[distorted female voice] This will do you
no more good than your bothersome prayers
643
00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:19,109
and your irksome holy water.
644
00:30:19,193 --> 00:30:22,321
-[dramatic TV music playing]
-Oh, all right, all right, all right!
645
00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:24,823
-[sighs]
-I'll play your game.
646
00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:26,951
I've been playing right along.
647
00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:29,411
[sighs] It's not even worth it.
648
00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:32,289
-[Bruiser barks]
-What should be my next move?
649
00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:40,172
Marlena's possession was all I had.
650
00:30:40,256 --> 00:30:41,590
[Bruiser whines]
651
00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:49,390
Hmm.
652
00:30:50,474 --> 00:30:52,059
-[phone rings]
-[gasps]
653
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:55,771
Elle Woods' residence.
You've reached Elle Woods.
654
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,982
[Madison distorted] Elle!
655
00:30:58,065 --> 00:30:59,650
Madison?
656
00:30:59,733 --> 00:31:01,443
[distorted] Elle, I just got a car phone.
657
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:02,820
What?
658
00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:05,573
Madison? I can't hear you.
659
00:31:05,656 --> 00:31:07,992
I got a car phone!
660
00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:10,035
Oh! That's so cool.
661
00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:11,620
[chuckles] I know, right?
662
00:31:11,704 --> 00:31:13,956
-Tiffany and Amber are here, too.
-[both] Hi, Elle.
663
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,666
We don't have time for hellos.
Sorry, Elle.
664
00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:17,167
I only have two minutes on this thing
665
00:31:17,251 --> 00:31:19,670
before I start getting charged a gazillion
dollars and my parents kill me.
666
00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:21,338
-[laughs softly]
-But the headline is...
667
00:31:21,422 --> 00:31:23,716
-school was crazy today.
-So crazy.
668
00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:25,009
[laughing]
669
00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:26,552
That-that sounds really fun, you guys.
670
00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:27,803
It was.
671
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,805
-Jeff got a really unfortunate earring.
-Oh.
672
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,056
And Susie got even more
673
00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:33,851
unfortunate highlights, and I think that
Chad and Becca are a thing even though
674
00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:35,102
they're still pretending like they're not.
675
00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:36,854
No, it was literally, like,
a hall of fame first day.
676
00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:39,148
[Tiffany] That's exactly
what I was going to say.
677
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:40,608
-Hall of fame. Yeah.
-Right?
678
00:31:40,691 --> 00:31:44,028
-Wow.
-[laughing]
679
00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:48,157
Um... has Hot Josh asked
680
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,408
about me?
681
00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:53,120
Not so much in his words,
but in his actions,
682
00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:55,122
-absolutely.
-Mm-hmm.
683
00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:57,207
[Madison] But enough about us.
How was your first day?
684
00:31:57,291 --> 00:31:59,126
Did you make any friends?
685
00:31:59,209 --> 00:32:00,794
Does the school secretary count?
686
00:32:01,879 --> 00:32:04,590
-That's a great jumping-off point.
-Mm-hmm.
687
00:32:05,299 --> 00:32:06,592
I just...
688
00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:09,887
I don't feel like I really speak
the same language as anyone here.
689
00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:11,722
Well, have you tried
learning their language?
690
00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:12,973
What do you mean?
691
00:32:13,057 --> 00:32:14,850
-Get fluent in Seattle.
-Mm.
692
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,353
[laughs] I don't know if that's possible.
693
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:19,313
-[phone beeps]
-Oh, I'm sorry, Elle. Two minutes are up.
694
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:20,731
-We-we miss you.
-[both] We love you!
695
00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:22,232
Well, I miss you guys.
696
00:32:22,316 --> 00:32:24,610
[dial tone]
697
00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:25,986
Bye.
698
00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:33,994
Get fluent in Seattle.
699
00:32:34,078 --> 00:32:35,204
[barks]
700
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,372
[gasps]
701
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:39,375
[♪ INXS sings "New Sensation"]
702
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:42,086
♪ Live, baby, live ♪
703
00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:45,005
♪ now that the day is over ♪
704
00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:50,678
♪ I got a new sensation ♪
705
00:32:52,054 --> 00:32:55,724
♪ In perfect moments ♪
706
00:32:55,808 --> 00:32:59,728
♪ that's impossible to refuse ♪
707
00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:05,317
♪ Sleep, baby, sleep ♪
708
00:33:05,401 --> 00:33:07,403
♪ now that the night is over ♪
709
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:08,779
[sighs]
710
00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:10,614
[murmuring]
711
00:33:10,698 --> 00:33:13,033
♪ And the sun comes like a god ♪
712
00:33:13,117 --> 00:33:14,952
Hey.
713
00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:17,079
-♪ into our room ♪
-Hey, girl.
714
00:33:18,831 --> 00:33:23,419
♪ All perfect light and promises ♪
715
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,506
♪ got a hold on you ♪
716
00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:30,551
♪ A new sensation ♪♪
717
00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:31,927
Elle, right?
718
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,387
Yes. Elle Woods.
719
00:33:34,138 --> 00:33:36,557
-And you are Kimberly.
-Mm.
720
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,225
From yesterday.
721
00:33:38,308 --> 00:33:40,644
There's a rumor going around that
I feel like I should make you aware of.
722
00:33:40,728 --> 00:33:42,312
Out of love.
723
00:33:42,396 --> 00:33:43,939
Oh, my God, what is it?
724
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:47,985
Well, people are saying that you wearing
that shirt is the second worst thing
725
00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:50,612
to ever happen to Nirvana.
726
00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:54,074
Wait. I'm sorry. Did you replace the eyes
with little hearts?
727
00:33:54,825 --> 00:33:57,244
I leaned into its innate smiley-ness.
728
00:33:58,495 --> 00:34:00,330
Did no one ever tell you
that we don't do posers here?
729
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,417
Seattle isn't a costume,
730
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,044
and pink isn't a personality.
731
00:34:06,128 --> 00:34:09,089
[laughter]
732
00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:13,010
[somber music playing]
733
00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:22,101
♪ ♪
734
00:34:22,186 --> 00:34:23,896
[thunder rumbling]
735
00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:30,777
[rain falling]
736
00:34:48,462 --> 00:34:50,714
[sighs]
737
00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:52,507
[squishing]
738
00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:54,259
Mom?
739
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,094
Bruiser?
740
00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,807
Anyone?
741
00:35:03,143 --> 00:35:04,853
[sighs]
742
00:35:09,233 --> 00:35:10,234
[beeps]
743
00:35:10,317 --> 00:35:12,236
[autodialing]
744
00:35:13,237 --> 00:35:14,780
[line ringing]
745
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:18,450
-Hi! You've reached Madison LeDoux's car.
-[sighs]
746
00:35:18,534 --> 00:35:20,118
I've run out of minutes for this month,
747
00:35:20,202 --> 00:35:22,621
but leave a message
and I'll listen to it in 27 days.
748
00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:23,705
[beeps]
749
00:35:24,873 --> 00:35:26,041
[sighs]
750
00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:37,427
[optimistic music playing]
751
00:35:55,946 --> 00:35:57,406
Mom?
752
00:35:57,489 --> 00:35:59,157
In here.
753
00:36:03,453 --> 00:36:04,788
[clears throat]
754
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,417
What is this?
755
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:12,296
No one could be expected to succeed
in that much gray.
756
00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:18,594
Wait. [grunts]
757
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:28,562
You hate it?
758
00:36:28,645 --> 00:36:30,105
-No.
-W-- I got
759
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,065
the wrong shade?
You wanted Spring Watermelon?
760
00:36:32,149 --> 00:36:33,275
[sighs]
761
00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:36,570
What?
762
00:36:37,321 --> 00:36:38,739
I love it.
763
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:41,325
Does your face know you love it?
764
00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:43,076
I do. That's the problem.
765
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,995
I'm-I'm shallow.
766
00:36:45,078 --> 00:36:48,749
What kind of person has
the worst day of her life solved by...
767
00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:50,417
pink drapery?
768
00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:52,628
A nice one.
769
00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:57,549
What if I really am the vapid L.A. girl
they all think I am?
770
00:36:57,633 --> 00:36:59,468
Well, I don't know
if you should be putting so much stock
771
00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:01,637
in the opinions of people
who wear leather jewelry.
772
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:02,804
You don't understand.
773
00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:04,890
They fight for things like social justice
774
00:37:04,973 --> 00:37:07,267
and hold student auctions
775
00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:09,728
and they write their own... zines.
776
00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:13,148
What's a zine?
777
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:14,650
Exactly.
778
00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:17,819
You know who you are?
779
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,739
You're a Gemini.
780
00:37:21,782 --> 00:37:23,867
I bet they hate astrology, too. [cries]
781
00:37:23,951 --> 00:37:26,954
That means you are funny
782
00:37:27,037 --> 00:37:29,456
and smart and adaptable.
783
00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:31,917
And you find a way
to make all types of friends.
784
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,252
You say they have depth? They care?
785
00:37:34,336 --> 00:37:36,254
Well, so do you.
786
00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:38,090
[sighs]
787
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:39,508
You're right.
788
00:37:40,634 --> 00:37:42,177
I do care.
789
00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:45,347
You just have to show them that.
790
00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:48,517
[gentle music playing]
791
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,602
[soft chatter]
792
00:37:53,647 --> 00:37:55,399
-Oh, hi, Donna.
-Hey.
793
00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:58,485
-Have you seen Dustin?
-Uh, yeah, he's right over there.
794
00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:01,154
[Elle] I want to see
if he needs help with his auction.
795
00:38:01,238 --> 00:38:02,572
Does this mean you've made a friend?
796
00:38:02,656 --> 00:38:04,157
Way to fit in.
797
00:38:04,241 --> 00:38:05,575
-Sort of.
-All right.
798
00:38:05,659 --> 00:38:06,952
-Go get 'em, tiger.
-Thanks, Donna.
799
00:38:08,245 --> 00:38:09,663
[Dustin] Okay then.
800
00:38:09,746 --> 00:38:12,416
If, uh, pasta's not your thing.
801
00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:14,167
Yeah, but what about...
802
00:38:14,251 --> 00:38:15,627
[grunts] this basketball?
803
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:19,131
Is there anything special
about this basketball? It's--
804
00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:20,340
Oh, okay, it's just a basketball.
805
00:38:20,424 --> 00:38:22,467
It's just a basketball, but it...
806
00:38:22,551 --> 00:38:24,553
it's a nice basketball.
807
00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:27,347
[student] This is embarrassing.
808
00:38:27,431 --> 00:38:28,598
[giggling]
809
00:38:28,682 --> 00:38:30,934
I guess I will just keep it for myself.
810
00:38:31,018 --> 00:38:32,686
-All right, what's next?
-[Jacob] Uh,
811
00:38:32,769 --> 00:38:33,979
a-a vase from my mom.
812
00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:37,149
A... vase from Jake's mum.
813
00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:38,567
Any starting bids?
814
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,236
-[chuckling]
-Nah.
815
00:38:42,029 --> 00:38:44,448
I have something I'd like to say.
816
00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:48,243
-[student] This should be good.
-This isn't just any vase.
817
00:38:49,870 --> 00:38:51,913
It is a...
818
00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:54,583
multiuse art piece.
819
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:56,918
-[light chuckling]
-It can hold flowers.
820
00:38:57,002 --> 00:39:00,213
It can serve as an organizer
for your school supplies.
821
00:39:00,297 --> 00:39:03,133
Or it can just look nice.
822
00:39:03,216 --> 00:39:04,342
[both chuckle]
823
00:39:04,426 --> 00:39:05,802
[quietly] What are you doing?
824
00:39:05,886 --> 00:39:08,305
I am helping the support staff
of this school,
825
00:39:08,388 --> 00:39:10,640
who are being vastly underpaid.
826
00:39:10,724 --> 00:39:12,100
[English accent] Don't you watch the news?
827
00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:14,019
[normal voice] The first rule
of fundraising is
828
00:39:14,102 --> 00:39:15,312
you have to be a salesperson.
829
00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:16,396
Watch.
830
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:20,275
This vase is also an investment piece.
831
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,152
-Let's say Justin's mom--
-Jacob.
832
00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:26,031
Jacob's mom blows up as an artist
in the next few years.
833
00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:28,658
Do you know how much money
you could make off of this?
834
00:39:28,742 --> 00:39:31,703
Potentially thousands of dollars.
835
00:39:31,787 --> 00:39:33,371
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
-[murmuring]
836
00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:34,915
-[Miles] Twenty bucks.
-[gasping]
837
00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:38,001
[students exclaiming, murmuring]
838
00:39:40,087 --> 00:39:42,214
We have 20 bucks. That's a steal.
839
00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:43,465
[student] Twenty-five.
840
00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:45,258
[gasping, chuckling]
841
00:39:45,342 --> 00:39:47,135
Ooh! Not bad!
842
00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:48,970
But can anyone beat that?
843
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,430
-Thirty.
-[gasping]
844
00:39:50,514 --> 00:39:51,681
[applause]
845
00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,393
Going once,
846
00:39:55,477 --> 00:39:56,895
going twice.
847
00:39:56,978 --> 00:39:58,605
Sold to...
848
00:39:58,688 --> 00:39:59,898
Miles.
849
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,317
-Miles.
-[student] Yeah!
850
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,653
[laughing, applause]
851
00:40:05,821 --> 00:40:06,988
I got it.
852
00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:13,328
[Dustin] Okay, what's next?
853
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:14,538
-Here you go.
-Oh.
854
00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:15,622
It's, uh...
855
00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:16,873
it's really something.
856
00:40:16,957 --> 00:40:17,999
I have to come clean.
857
00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:20,794
Jacob's mom's never going
to make it in the art world.
858
00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:22,587
I am so sorry.
859
00:40:22,671 --> 00:40:24,548
Well, you could've convinced me.
860
00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:26,842
Actually, you did convince me.
That's why I bought it.
861
00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:28,969
-[clears throat] Are we doing this?
-[gasps]
862
00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:30,262
Yes.
863
00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:31,513
Thanks again.
864
00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:32,597
What's next?
865
00:40:35,392 --> 00:40:37,477
Ooh, a jersey.
866
00:40:37,561 --> 00:40:39,396
A Ken Griffey Jr. jersey.
867
00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,940
A Ken Griffey Jr. jersey.
868
00:40:42,023 --> 00:40:43,733
[students exclaiming, chuckling]
869
00:40:43,817 --> 00:40:45,652
Let's start the bidding at 20.
870
00:40:48,697 --> 00:40:50,115
How about 15?
871
00:40:54,703 --> 00:40:56,121
Okay, look.
872
00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:58,623
Who cares about Ken Griffey Jr.?
873
00:40:58,707 --> 00:41:00,041
[protesting]
874
00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:04,588
What-what I mean is, we all
obviously care about Ken Griffey Jr.
875
00:41:04,671 --> 00:41:05,881
[agreeing]
876
00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:09,426
But who we care about more
are the people who care about us.
877
00:41:09,509 --> 00:41:11,636
The support staff of the school.
878
00:41:12,429 --> 00:41:13,889
Like Donna.
879
00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:15,265
[agreeing]
880
00:41:15,348 --> 00:41:18,185
Donna's let me eat lunch in her office
every day since I've been here,
881
00:41:18,268 --> 00:41:19,728
even when she wasn't supposed to.
882
00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:21,605
You guys,
883
00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:24,441
she pays for some students' lunches
using petty cash.
884
00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:26,902
Alison,
885
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:29,196
she's turned a blind eye to your tardies.
886
00:41:29,279 --> 00:41:31,615
She knows it's not your fault
when your mom's been late.
887
00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:35,827
And that's not even mentioning
the permission slips she's signed,
888
00:41:35,911 --> 00:41:37,621
the unexcused absences she doesn't mark.
889
00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:39,748
And I've only been at this school
a couple days.
890
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:42,626
This is money
going directly into Donna's pocket.
891
00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:46,254
And into the pocket of dozens
of other Donnas at this school.
892
00:41:47,047 --> 00:41:48,632
So I'll ask you again.
893
00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:53,136
Who wants this Ken Griffey Jr. jersey?
894
00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:54,095
Twenty bucks.
895
00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:55,513
-[cheering]
-Yay!
896
00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:56,598
[cheer captain] Thirty.
897
00:41:56,681 --> 00:41:57,807
[gasping, cheering]
898
00:41:59,059 --> 00:42:00,268
-Thirty-five!
-[gasping]
899
00:42:00,352 --> 00:42:01,394
Okay, Alison!
900
00:42:02,562 --> 00:42:04,272
-[quietly] Not bad.
-Yeah, well, looks like
901
00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:05,899
I'm not as shallow as you thought.
902
00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:07,484
I never said you were shallow.
903
00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:09,736
Out loud.
904
00:42:10,570 --> 00:42:11,571
Going once.
905
00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:14,699
Going twice.
906
00:42:16,076 --> 00:42:18,036
Sold to Alison!
907
00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:20,080
-[chuckles]
-[cheering]
908
00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:21,248
[chuckling]
909
00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:25,919
Donna. Donna. Donna.
910
00:42:26,002 --> 00:42:27,837
[students] Donna! Donna!
911
00:42:27,921 --> 00:42:31,633
Donna! Donna! Donna! Donna!
912
00:42:31,716 --> 00:42:34,386
Donna! Donna! Donna!
913
00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:36,179
Donna! Donna!
914
00:42:36,263 --> 00:42:38,807
Donna! Donna! Donna!
915
00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:40,600
Donna! Donna!
916
00:42:40,684 --> 00:42:42,686
-Donna!
-[indistinct chatter]
917
00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:51,778
Oh. Donna!
918
00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:53,113
-Take care, girls.
-Bye, Donna.
919
00:42:54,531 --> 00:42:55,573
[stammers]
920
00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:02,205
[door closes]
921
00:43:02,289 --> 00:43:03,707
Hey, 90210.
922
00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:05,250
Get anyone fired lately?
923
00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:06,835
What?
924
00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:08,295
Oh, you didn't hear?
925
00:43:08,378 --> 00:43:10,672
Your little stunt yesterday
got Donna fired.
926
00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:13,300
Turns out, when you announce
927
00:43:13,383 --> 00:43:16,720
every single rule someone's broken
to the entire school,
928
00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:18,680
they get punished for it.
929
00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:19,764
Who knew?
930
00:43:19,848 --> 00:43:22,309
Oh, well, maybe except everyone.
931
00:43:22,392 --> 00:43:23,727
[stammers] That's n...
932
00:43:23,810 --> 00:43:25,812
[sighs]
I was just trying to help.
933
00:43:25,895 --> 00:43:26,896
Oh, yeah?
934
00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:28,273
How'd that go?
935
00:43:28,356 --> 00:43:30,150
[♪ Radiohead plays "Creep"]
936
00:43:32,152 --> 00:43:34,654
♪ But I'm a creep ♪
937
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:41,161
♪ I'm a weirdo ♪
938
00:43:42,162 --> 00:43:45,582
♪ What the hell am I doing here? ♪♪
939
00:43:48,418 --> 00:43:50,670
[sighs] Okay, I can do this.
940
00:43:50,754 --> 00:43:52,589
[upbeat music playing]
941
00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:54,257
Everything just feels backwards here.
942
00:43:54,341 --> 00:43:55,925
This doesn't seem sanitary.
943
00:43:56,009 --> 00:43:57,344
Happy Monday, Pink Slip.
944
00:43:57,427 --> 00:43:58,762
Oh, this isn't a slip.
945
00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:01,389
It's more of an alpaca tweed.
946
00:44:01,473 --> 00:44:02,390
I assume you're mad at me, too.
947
00:44:02,474 --> 00:44:04,017
I actually didn't even notice you.
948
00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:05,560
Which, I don't know, is that worse?
949
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:06,811
[groaning]
950
00:44:06,895 --> 00:44:08,563
[Eva] High school is hard for everyone,
951
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:09,773
no matter where you live.
952
00:44:09,856 --> 00:44:11,858
[Elle] Kimberly's obviously relishing
953
00:44:11,941 --> 00:44:12,817
my fall from grace.
954
00:44:12,901 --> 00:44:16,237
I think you're overestimating
how much people liked you before this.
955
00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:18,323
[Eva] But you are going to win over
956
00:44:18,406 --> 00:44:20,909
this entire city before you know it.
957
00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,494
[high-pitched ringing]
958
00:44:22,577 --> 00:44:24,079
[cheering]
959
00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:25,372
-You could be concussed.
-I'm fine.
960
00:44:25,455 --> 00:44:27,582
On the drive over here, you claimed
your favorite color was charcoal.
961
00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:29,542
I did not say that.
962
00:44:29,626 --> 00:44:31,753
Just testing your short-term memory.
You passed.
963
00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:33,463
[Elle] I kind of like someone here
964
00:44:33,546 --> 00:44:35,340
who I really can't like.
965
00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:36,758
Is it unrequited?
966
00:44:36,841 --> 00:44:37,842
[scoffs]
967
00:44:37,926 --> 00:44:39,344
How could it be unrequited?
You're Elle Woods.
968
00:44:39,427 --> 00:44:41,096
I'm sorry I said that.
969
00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:42,806
[lively music playing]
970
00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:44,265
[Donna] I don't know
why you won't give that girl
971
00:44:44,349 --> 00:44:45,517
a chance.
972
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,310
[Elle] And maybe there are
other sides to me.
973
00:44:47,394 --> 00:44:48,645
Maybe I'm not the rule-abiding
974
00:44:48,728 --> 00:44:49,896
Gemini I always thought.
975
00:44:49,979 --> 00:44:52,315
When did detention get so uncool?
976
00:44:53,483 --> 00:44:54,442
I have this petition.
977
00:44:54,526 --> 00:44:55,860
It's for the greater good.
978
00:44:56,361 --> 00:44:57,487
Why won't you fight this with me?
979
00:44:57,570 --> 00:44:59,656
Because neither of us have a law degree.
980
00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:01,491
[Elle] I have a Jackie O suit skirt
981
00:45:01,574 --> 00:45:02,784
I have been dying to mobilize.
982
00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:03,910
[Eva] God, I miss L.A.
983
00:45:03,993 --> 00:45:05,662
At least there we could keep Elle safe
984
00:45:05,745 --> 00:45:07,038
from the criminal element.
985
00:45:07,122 --> 00:45:08,998
She trick-or-treated
at the Menendez house.
986
00:45:09,082 --> 00:45:09,958
[cheering]
987
00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:11,709
[Madison] I feel like
I don't even know you.
988
00:45:11,793 --> 00:45:13,962
When you're ready to be Elle Woods again,
give me a call.
989
00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:15,296
[gasps]
990
00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:17,507
I think you got to ask yourself
who you'd rather disappoint,
991
00:45:17,590 --> 00:45:19,342
your mom or yourself.
992
00:45:19,426 --> 00:45:20,718
[Anderson] Officer, can we arrest her?
993
00:45:20,802 --> 00:45:22,220
Absolutely not.
994
00:45:22,303 --> 00:45:23,304
She's in Chanel.
995
00:45:23,388 --> 00:45:25,807
-[cheering]
-E-L-L-E!
996
00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:27,892
-That's how we spell "victory"!
-[barks]
997
00:45:28,601 --> 00:45:29,853
Yes.
998
00:45:29,936 --> 00:45:31,855
♪ ♪
999
00:45:35,024 --> 00:45:36,484
-[♪ Radiohead plays "Creep"]
-♪ But I'm a creep ♪
1000
00:45:40,530 --> 00:45:44,492
♪ I'm a weirdo ♪
1001
00:45:45,535 --> 00:45:49,247
♪ What the hell am I doing here? ♪
1002
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,002
♪ I don't belong here ♪
1003
00:45:54,836 --> 00:45:56,963
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1004
00:45:57,046 --> 00:46:01,968
♪ She's running out ♪
1005
00:46:02,051 --> 00:46:06,014
♪ the door ♪
1006
00:46:08,057 --> 00:46:12,979
♪ She's running out ♪
1007
00:46:13,062 --> 00:46:16,983
♪ She run, run, run ♪
1008
00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:23,990
♪ run... ♪♪
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