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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,750 --> 00:00:01,890 You know, college life. 2 00:00:02,130 --> 00:00:03,230 Let go and have fun. 3 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:05,170 Single and ready to mingle. 4 00:00:05,390 --> 00:00:06,390 Yeah! 5 00:00:06,670 --> 00:00:09,050 Didn't I have them on my one -fuck -no -questions -asked list? 6 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,250 Take me to bed right now. 7 00:00:11,610 --> 00:00:13,130 I'm going to love you. I'm going to burn you. 8 00:00:14,370 --> 00:00:15,370 That's a good beat. 9 00:00:16,270 --> 00:00:17,930 Am I not enough for you? 10 00:00:18,290 --> 00:00:19,810 What are you watching? Anything juicy? 11 00:00:20,430 --> 00:00:23,130 You Americans, so uptight about sex. 12 00:00:23,810 --> 00:00:25,790 Oh, la, la. I got to switch majors. 13 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:40,920 It's a good look. Remember, 14 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:47,740 I'll never be the same. And the further, 15 00:00:48,180 --> 00:00:55,160 the further. Can't stop this life from changing. My 16 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:58,460 comfort will come again. 17 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:14,360 This is the... 18 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:52,440 Watch me. 19 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,220 Mink makes the best music to do it, too. 20 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Have you ever made love to the jazz? 21 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:31,660 Um, I tried it once, but I fell asleep. 22 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:34,720 I don't think Freddy noticed it. 23 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,400 Whoa! 24 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:42,440 Quick question. 25 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:44,480 Is menage a trois French? 26 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,480 Yes, oui. 27 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:49,240 Ew, Cooper, don't even think about it. 28 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:50,760 Come on. 29 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:52,680 She's French. 30 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:53,800 What's the big deal? 31 00:03:53,820 --> 00:03:56,760 Maybe if you weren't the twa factor, we'd think about it. 32 00:03:58,480 --> 00:03:59,940 How's apartment hunting going? 33 00:04:02,060 --> 00:04:03,060 Tuttle. 34 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:06,220 I'm just joking. I'm busting your ball, Cooper. 35 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:07,620 More ways than one. 36 00:04:07,860 --> 00:04:11,540 All right, Minx fans out there, get ready, because the big news on campus 37 00:04:11,540 --> 00:04:15,460 morning, she's coming to town. Now the show's already sold out, but here's the 38 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:16,139 good news. 39 00:04:16,140 --> 00:04:18,800 There'll be some free tickets, but you're going to have to earn them. 40 00:04:23,310 --> 00:04:25,490 God, you guys, I would do anything for a Minx ticket. 41 00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:26,770 Anything? 42 00:04:26,950 --> 00:04:27,950 Nice. 43 00:04:28,390 --> 00:04:32,130 Who's Minx? Team should sign up on the campus bulletin board by the end of the 44 00:04:32,130 --> 00:04:33,890 day. Oh, I'm signing us up. 45 00:04:34,150 --> 00:04:37,670 All of us? Well, anyone who wants to continue living in my house, yeah. 46 00:04:38,210 --> 00:04:40,910 Like I said, I love this Minx, whoever the hell she is. 47 00:04:45,070 --> 00:04:49,970 I'm just saying, if the third one was in 3D, okay, and the original was only in 48 00:04:49,970 --> 00:04:52,230 normal 2D, how can the original be better? 49 00:04:52,780 --> 00:04:56,180 All right, let me get this straight. You're saying that Jaws 3D is better 50 00:04:56,180 --> 00:04:57,920 Jaws because of an extra dimension? 51 00:04:58,600 --> 00:04:59,600 Exactly. 52 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:03,540 I just signed you up for the scavenger hunt. 53 00:05:03,820 --> 00:05:08,000 Oh? Of course. You probably couldn't find your ass with both hands. 54 00:05:08,260 --> 00:05:11,360 So if you want to pull out... What's the prize? 55 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:12,700 Minx tickets. 56 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,160 Minx? She's fat. 57 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:15,780 With a P. 58 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:18,720 You've heard of her? Heard of her? I freaking love her. 59 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,180 That's coming from a guy who's never seen Jaws. 60 00:05:21,790 --> 00:05:25,030 All I'm saying is if the first Jaws hadn't chosen to be so damn one 61 00:05:25,030 --> 00:05:28,090 -dimensional, I'd have seen it. And if it had the best alt -rock artist on the 62 00:05:28,090 --> 00:05:30,910 planet doing the soundtrack, I might have even liked it. Whatever. 63 00:05:31,350 --> 00:05:32,350 You're on my team. 64 00:05:32,690 --> 00:05:33,690 Actually, no. 65 00:05:33,730 --> 00:05:35,450 No, no, no, no, no. You're on mine. 66 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,170 Ugh, I don't think so. 67 00:05:37,650 --> 00:05:38,850 It's the house team. 68 00:05:39,090 --> 00:05:41,430 Oh, you mean my house? Great, then it's my team. 69 00:05:41,670 --> 00:05:42,609 It's my house. 70 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:43,630 It's my team. 71 00:05:44,070 --> 00:05:46,010 Fine. I'll start my own team. 72 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:49,230 Good idea. Then you can get all your little friends to sign up. 73 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:50,449 Wait a minute. 74 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:51,450 That's right. 75 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,280 What? You think she could hear me? 76 00:06:00,140 --> 00:06:01,380 You really think she heard that? 77 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:02,700 Smooth, Larry. 78 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:03,720 Smooth. 79 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:12,880 Okay, guys. Now this is not going to be easy. 80 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:17,740 There are a lot of other teams lined up. But we can do this. We're faster. We're 81 00:06:17,740 --> 00:06:18,740 smarter. 82 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:21,180 Well, some of us are smarter. 83 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:24,260 Hold it, James. You're on the team. 84 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:28,840 I don't even want to see Minky, Karen. 85 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:31,980 It's Minx, and you do if you want to keep living here. 86 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:33,960 Fine. 87 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:38,900 Well, 88 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,420 that's Minx. 89 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:46,080 Minx! 90 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:48,540 Okay, well, what do we have to find? 91 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:50,860 First, we need a double D bra. 92 00:06:53,220 --> 00:06:54,300 Sorry, single D. 93 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,300 There is that girl on the cheerleading team, no? 94 00:06:58,800 --> 00:06:59,779 Chester J. 95 00:06:59,780 --> 00:07:00,780 Magnusson? 96 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:02,120 Carol O 'Gresty. 97 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,760 Chesty O 'Gresty. Carol and her Irish twins. 98 00:07:05,140 --> 00:07:08,580 I can't believe she's on the cheerleading team, though. Must be a lot 99 00:07:08,580 --> 00:07:09,860 eyes and broken toes around there. 100 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:11,520 Well, 101 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:12,740 we need that bra, guys. 102 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:17,120 I'm on it. There you go. Then we need a picture of an authority figure in a 103 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,120 compromising position. 104 00:07:18,260 --> 00:07:21,180 What about the dean? You know, the thing with the thing. 105 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,380 Uh, yeah, no. Sorry, I don't. 106 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:25,700 I don't have that anymore. 107 00:07:25,860 --> 00:07:26,920 I'm a changed man. 108 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,160 Oh, what about Professor Slapbert? 109 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:31,580 What about her? 110 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:35,740 Weren't you the one that told me about her banging that hot hunk? Oh, I did, 111 00:07:35,940 --> 00:07:36,940 didn't I? 112 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:47,020 Sociologically, a kiss represents a bond, a precursor to a more complex 113 00:07:54,890 --> 00:07:56,410 You can't learn this from a textbook. 114 00:07:57,330 --> 00:07:59,250 I'm just gonna have to show you. Okay. 115 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:31,820 What you did to me Bored my reality What were you thinking of 116 00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:35,740 When you took my love Please cure my curiosity 117 00:08:58,990 --> 00:09:04,750 And if you really are who you claim to be, please cure my curiosity. 118 00:09:12,710 --> 00:09:19,210 How could I fail to see what you did to me? What my reality? 119 00:09:19,970 --> 00:09:26,410 What were you thinking of when you took my love? Please cure my curiosity. 120 00:09:32,270 --> 00:09:33,770 You said you were a little turned on. 121 00:09:34,430 --> 00:09:35,450 Oh, I did, didn't I? 122 00:09:35,730 --> 00:09:39,370 Perfect. Now, all we got to do is catch the maniac one more time and get that 123 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,210 picture. Now, that's going to be your job. 124 00:09:42,130 --> 00:09:45,090 I'm kind of busy. I need to talk to Roy and see if we're moving in together. 125 00:09:46,130 --> 00:09:49,670 Oh, forget about it. You're moving in here. Now, get that picture, okay? Wait 126 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:51,150 second. Who's moving in? 127 00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:55,750 Ophelia is, and she's on my side. So don't get any ideas, Captain Virgin. 128 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,850 Well, whatever wonder, bitch. 129 00:09:58,290 --> 00:10:00,310 I just signed up for the scavenger hunt. 130 00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:01,860 Who's coming with me? 131 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:04,340 Uh -huh. 132 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Shit, I'll jump ship. 133 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:07,340 I'm with you, Larry. 134 00:10:08,260 --> 00:10:09,260 Right. 135 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,400 Cooper, I will give you a handjob if you stay on my team. 136 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:14,580 I'm with Karen. 137 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:18,680 I'll be on your team, Larry. 138 00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:21,520 After all, you're nice enough to let me move into your house. 139 00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:22,820 Yes. 140 00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:24,180 Hey, 141 00:10:24,420 --> 00:10:25,019 you know what? 142 00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:26,020 I'm in, too. 143 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:27,600 Oh, 144 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:30,630 well... I'm bringing Royce. 145 00:10:31,770 --> 00:10:32,770 Hey, you know what? 146 00:10:32,850 --> 00:10:33,850 I'm out. 147 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:35,750 What? 148 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:38,030 James! James! 149 00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:43,310 James, 150 00:10:43,950 --> 00:10:44,970 I need you. 151 00:10:45,390 --> 00:10:47,730 Look, Karen, I told you, I don't even care about those stupid tickets. 152 00:10:48,090 --> 00:10:50,750 Right? And I'm not going to stand around here and watch the girl that I love, 153 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:56,930 the girl that I care about, draped all over that mountain gorilla. 154 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,840 Look, if you want those tickets, I'll get you those tickets. 155 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,440 But I'll do it my way. 156 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,540 Have fun with your scavenger hunt. 157 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:12,020 Hey, did you mean what you said about giving me a handjob? 158 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,420 No, you man -whore. 159 00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:15,920 Shit, that's what I thought. 160 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:19,960 Well, how about just jiggling around the old apple bags for a while, huh? 161 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:25,020 You know, you're starting to remind me of Freddy more every day, and not in a 162 00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,020 good way. 163 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,020 What are you doing standing around here anyway? Don't you have a double D bra to 164 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:31,020 find? 165 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:31,839 That's right. 166 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:32,840 Yeah. 167 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:41,480 Shake it out. 168 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,540 And get ready to do the split. 169 00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:01,340 Now you're talking. 170 00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:43,139 Excuse me. 171 00:12:43,140 --> 00:12:46,240 I'm sorry. I couldn't help but notice your boobs. 172 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:47,440 They're amazing. 173 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,880 They look really heavy, though. 174 00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:51,460 Are they heavy? 175 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,600 No. No? 176 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:54,240 Maybe I'm just used to them. They're great. 177 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,300 Do you mind if I touch them? 178 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:57,720 Sure. I'm sorry. 179 00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:01,780 Just put some soap on your head. Okay. I'll make sure. I'm trying to get out of 180 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:02,780 here. Okay. 181 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:09,640 Oh, my God. 182 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:11,440 This is really awesome. 183 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,240 These are heavy. They're not that heavy? 184 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,440 No? 185 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:19,600 Make sure we get them clean, too. This is multitasking here. 186 00:13:20,180 --> 00:13:22,220 You have great hands. Oh, thank you. 187 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:24,940 These are so amazing. 188 00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:36,140 They're so awesome. They're so great. 189 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:37,720 Thank you. 190 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,240 God, I feel like a horny teenage boy. 191 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:43,720 There's nothing wrong with that, babe. 192 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:48,480 But I will have to say, I need a job. Okay, okay. 193 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:52,280 Fair enough, fair enough. Well, thank you very much. No problem. 194 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,150 God, what happened? 195 00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:13,750 Damn it. Ever since I heard about that damn scavenger hunt, I knew I was in for 196 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:14,750 it. 197 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:15,810 It's all right. 198 00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:20,990 At that point, always keep us there. Very good. Good job. 199 00:16:44,010 --> 00:16:46,690 got to get that. It's the landlord. You got to hide. 200 00:16:46,930 --> 00:16:48,330 But I thought you own this place. 201 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:51,770 Well, I do, but sometimes I rent it back out for tax purposes. 202 00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:53,430 It's complicated. 203 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:58,290 Why would I have to hide from a landlord that really isn't a landlord? 204 00:16:58,510 --> 00:17:01,750 Like I said, it's extremely complicated. You can't be here for tax reasons, 205 00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:03,450 okay? You're so full of shit. 206 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,130 You're lucky you're a good lay. 207 00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:07,970 You have two minutes or I'm starting without you. 208 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,060 What was all the screaming? 209 00:17:26,859 --> 00:17:27,859 What screaming? 210 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,640 When I was knocking, I thought I heard screaming. 211 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,720 I'm practicing. 212 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:33,440 You're practicing screaming? 213 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:34,940 Exactly. 214 00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:39,340 Why? What if I was to fall into a crevice and I can't scream loud enough 215 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:40,340 heard across the glacier? 216 00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:42,520 Now it's 20 below zero down there. Do you want me to die? 217 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,540 What crevice? 218 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:48,840 Look, I'm just saying things like that could happen, so we need to be prepared. 219 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:50,640 So what's up? 220 00:17:52,090 --> 00:17:54,370 Um, there's a scavenger hunt for some concert tickets. 221 00:17:54,610 --> 00:17:55,609 You're on my team. 222 00:17:55,610 --> 00:17:59,010 Great. Tell you what, give me two minutes, and if I'm not back, start 223 00:17:59,010 --> 00:18:00,010 me. 224 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:10,870 Miss Pencil, isn't it? 225 00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:13,510 Yes, and yes. 226 00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:19,730 Yes, I'm Miss Pencil, and yes, what do you want? 227 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:25,740 Right, right, right, right. Look, I was wondering if maybe, uh, uh, can I have 228 00:18:25,740 --> 00:18:26,740 your bra? 229 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:28,200 Room 230 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:38,860 service! 231 00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:49,440 I, uh, I never ordered anything. 232 00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:51,950 Are you, uh, sure? 233 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,170 What do I thought? 234 00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:57,730 Cool. Go on. 235 00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:39,390 My anthropology professor. 236 00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:41,750 No, she's not hot. 237 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:44,830 She's not as hot as you, but... 238 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,460 You're kind of bad at playing when you're like this. Oh, come on. 239 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,960 Not like we're going to put the pictures online. 240 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,920 We're just trying to get mix tickets, remember? 241 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,760 I can't believe you like her. 242 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,760 You like her, I like her. 243 00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:27,840 I think it's me. 244 00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:42,490 like a dead heat in a Zeppelin race. 245 00:22:42,830 --> 00:22:46,390 Her breath sensors are in two minutes before she does, you know? 246 00:22:46,650 --> 00:22:50,570 The coop always delivers. No matter the hardship, the coop always delivers. 247 00:22:51,590 --> 00:22:53,030 We got the picture, Larry. 248 00:22:57,490 --> 00:22:59,470 I gotta switch majors. 249 00:23:00,410 --> 00:23:03,730 Eat it. We're one double D bra away from victory. 250 00:23:04,330 --> 00:23:06,870 And we're one picture away from those tickets. 251 00:23:07,170 --> 00:23:10,190 So, if we teamed up... For one night only. 252 00:23:10,570 --> 00:23:13,550 Then we can go back to hating each other. I don't hate you, Larry. 253 00:23:13,970 --> 00:23:17,650 Really? No. The whole reason this fight started was because your mother will 254 00:23:17,650 --> 00:23:19,250 screw anything with a pulse and a penis. 255 00:23:19,490 --> 00:23:21,410 And because your father's a colossal dick. 256 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,410 Too bad he's the only dick your mother won't screw. 257 00:23:23,910 --> 00:23:26,490 Just because they hate each other doesn't mean we have to. 258 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,270 Us be friends? 259 00:23:30,850 --> 00:23:32,590 That would really piss them off. 260 00:23:33,070 --> 00:23:35,370 You know how much I love pissing my father off. 261 00:23:36,410 --> 00:23:37,410 Truth. 262 00:23:37,610 --> 00:23:39,770 All right, enough sappy bullshit. Let's go. 263 00:24:45,659 --> 00:24:51,660 You are earning yourself one hell of a tip. 264 00:25:01,420 --> 00:25:02,560 That's what I called you. I'm sorry. 265 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:03,880 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 266 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,480 I'm sorry. 267 00:25:42,710 --> 00:25:43,710 You. 268 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:54,070 You fuck like a rock star. 269 00:25:55,730 --> 00:25:57,150 You know what else? 270 00:25:57,370 --> 00:26:00,470 I rock like a fuck star. 271 00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:54,180 You're one hell of an opening act. 272 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:59,400 Maybe I should take you on tour with me. 273 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,100 Oh, you know, I'd love to. 274 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,100 But the hotel industry is where my heart's at. 275 00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:08,480 There is something you can do for me, though. 276 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Yeah? 277 00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:11,700 Leave it. 278 00:27:12,740 --> 00:27:19,740 Well... We must hurry, no? I'm going 279 00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:25,240 as fast... as i can big news guys and girls we have a winner the scavenger 280 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,280 is over 281 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:32,760 we're too late 282 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:39,420 you know there'll be other concerts guys the way she lives i doubt it i'm 283 00:27:39,420 --> 00:27:43,700 sorry i'm not it was worth it 284 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,840 Geez, what's wrong with you guys? 285 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,540 Someone crap on your pillows? 286 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:05,960 Scavenger hunt's over. 287 00:28:06,420 --> 00:28:09,320 We were beaten to the pinch. Send your minks tickets. 288 00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:15,100 Oh, you mean like... Oh! 289 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,320 Wait, where did you get them? 290 00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:22,900 While you jokers were sneaking around, snapping dirty pictures and stealing 291 00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:27,500 underwear, I went to the hotel where Minks is staying, bribed a bellboy for 292 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,780 uniform, got into her private suite. 293 00:28:32,330 --> 00:28:37,790 And... Back they pass it to... What did you do, James? 294 00:28:38,310 --> 00:28:39,750 That's between me and Minx. 295 00:28:40,050 --> 00:28:41,650 Oh, he is so full of shit. 296 00:28:41,930 --> 00:28:42,970 Shut your mouth. 297 00:28:43,550 --> 00:28:45,090 A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. 298 00:28:45,470 --> 00:28:47,790 But then, you'd know all about that. 299 00:28:48,110 --> 00:28:49,110 Right, Royce? 300 00:28:50,590 --> 00:28:54,850 Enjoy the show. 301 00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:56,150 I already did. 302 00:28:57,250 --> 00:28:58,250 You're not coming? 303 00:28:58,920 --> 00:28:59,920 Oh, I already did. 304 00:29:35,180 --> 00:29:41,940 with your heart, vote with your crotch. Vote for Jay! Vote for Jay! Vote 305 00:29:41,940 --> 00:29:47,160 not! What you girls can do for you, heck it out. 306 00:29:51,140 --> 00:29:55,160 She's never ever, never ever better than me. 307 00:29:56,220 --> 00:30:00,500 She's never ever, never ever better than me. 308 00:30:01,620 --> 00:30:05,740 She's never ever, ever better. They never... 21486