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[Samantha] Try switching them around.
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Uh-huh.
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Huh.
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Little further to the left now.
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Sam, I've gotta go to work.
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Of all the time
to hang pictures!
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It'll only take a minute.
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We've been putting it off.
We have to get it done sometime.
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Move the left one. Up.
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Up. Up.
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Up, Darrin.
Up, up, Darrin!
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Do I get a biscuit?
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That looks terrible.
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Nothing works.
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I do, and I have
to be there at 9:00.
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But when are we
gonna do this?
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When I get home tonight.
That's what you always say.
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I'm tired
of looking at a blank wall.
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Don't worry. You'll think
of something. Oh, sure.
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There's always one
thing we can do. What?
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Move.
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I'll see you tonight.
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Good morning,
Mrs. Kravitz.
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Good morning,
is Mrs. Stephens at home?
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I'd like to return this.
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Yes, she's inside arranging some
pictures. Maybe you can help her.
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Oh, I'd be glad to.
I'm very good at that.
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I'm glad somebody is.
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See you later.
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You moved the pictures!
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Now, Mrs. Kravitz--
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This time
I saw you do it.
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I saw it.
I caught you red-handed.
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I was just
hanging pictures.
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From ten feet away?
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All along I said there were crazy
things going on in this house.
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People appearing
and disappearing
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and furniture moving around.
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It must be your imagination.
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I have no imagination.
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I'm telling you,
Mrs. Kravitz,
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there's nothing
going on.
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I say that there is
and so does Mrs. Grumbacher.
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Mrs. Grumbacher?
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Yes.
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I told her all about you
and she believes me.
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She's got a theory.
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She does?
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Yes.
And now I happen to believe her.
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Y-you do?
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We don't think
you're one of us.
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You don't?
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You're from Venus,
aren't you?
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Venus?
Don't touch me!
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Mrs. Kravitz,
this has gone far enough.
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There is absolutely no truth
in what you're saying.
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You know Mrs. Grumbacher
is the biggest gossip
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in the neighborhood.
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How can you believe
such nonsense?
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Venus! Hmph!
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All right, all right.
Maybe you're not from Venus.
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But I saw what you did
with my own eyes.
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Hmph.
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And whatever or whoever you are,
we'll find out.
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What do you mean?
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Mrs. Grumbacher has a friend
at the university.
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He knows about
these supernatural things.
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We'll see what he thinks.
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Mrs. Kravitz!
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Wait!
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I've got something to tell you.
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It is Venus, isn't it?
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Remember, we want peace.
We're a peaceloving world.
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Now, we've had problems--
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Will you please
listen to me?
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Uh, what you just saw,
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well, maybe those pictures
did move by themselves.
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She's unlocking
the secrets of the universe.
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You probably
won't believe this.
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Oh!
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Of all the ears
in the world,
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mine have been chosen
to hear the secrets of life.
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Talk, talk, talk.
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If those pictures
did move,
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did it ever occur to you
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that you might've
moved them?
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Me?
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Every time these strange
things supposedly happen,
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and you insist they do,
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you've been watching, right?
Yeah, yeah.
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Maybe you were doing more
than just watching.
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What are you
talking about?
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Maybe you were doing
those things.
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I'm not sure,
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but it might have something to
do with extrasensory perception.
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Huh?
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They've been doing a lot
of studying about E.S.P.
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People moving objects,
predicting the future.
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Ohh!
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Oh.
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Mrs. Kravitz,
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I think you've got it.
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When I was hanging
those pictures,
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you were thinking
about them, right?
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Yes, yes.
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Mind over matter!
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Thought waves
can work wonders,
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especially from an intelligent,
fertile mind like yours.
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Oh, you--
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You mean I moved
the pictures?
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Oh, I couldn't have done that.
I couldn't have.
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Well, there's one way to prove
if you've got the power.
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How, how, how, how,
how, how, how? Wait.
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I saw it on
a television show once.
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Now, you close your eyes
and concentrate.
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And I'm going to write a number
on this piece of paper.
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Ooh!
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Oh.
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And then you tell me
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what it is.
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Thirty-seven?
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I did it!
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I did it!
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I can't believe it.
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All the time it was me.
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Oh, I just can't believe it.
What am I gonna do?
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Wait until Mrs. Grumbacher
hears about this.
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Oh, I wouldn't discuss this
with Mrs. Grumbacher,
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or anyone else,
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at least for a while.
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What's the matter?
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It's Abner. He needs me.
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Abner, Abner, I'm coming!
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Uh, Mrs. Kravitz...
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Mrs...
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Abner, Abner! I'm here!
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I felt that you want me!
You want me!
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Why would I want you?
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Is everything all right?
There's nothing wrong?
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I'm fine.
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Thank goodness.
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You've been eating
those radishes again?
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Abner,
a wonderful thing has happened.
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Guess what I've got.
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Heartburn.
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Abner, I've got the power.
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Take some lemon juice and
hot water. That'll knock it out.
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It's nothing to joke about.
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All right.
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Until you get over it,
I'll sleep in the den.
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Abner,
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do the initials E.S.P.
mean anything to you?
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E.S.P.?
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E.S.P.?
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Oh, now I get all
this funny business.
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Esther Pearlman's coming, right?
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Extrasensory perception.
I've got it.
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What?
Mind over matter.
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Predicting the future.
Or talking to the spirits.
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Who knows what I can do!
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Where did you get
this crazy idea?
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I was over
at the Stephens' house.
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Now I know it's hard
to believe, Abner,
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but I moved all the pictures
on their wall
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and without even touching them.
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You moved their pictures, huh?
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Over here I'd be glad
if you just dusted the pictures.
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You don't believe me,
do you?
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When is this all gonna stop?
When?
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When am I gonna have peace?
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The last time it was yoga.
Before that it was karate.
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Remember this...
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to protect yourself at night
from strangers?
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To tell the truth, I wish you'd go
out some night and meet a stranger!
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All right, Mr. Smartypants.
We'll see who's got E.S.P.
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Now, you write down a number
on a piece of paper,
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and I'll tell you
what it is.
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Write down a number?
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Gladys, I've got better things
to do than play games.
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What?
You've retired.
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Go ahead, any number.
Gladys!
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Write it!
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I've got one life,
and I have to live it with her.
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Don't let me see it.
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Ooh.
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Ooh,
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I see the number.
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The number is seven.
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Wrong. It's one.
Go make lunch.
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It's a seven.
See that little thing there?
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It's a one. That is a one!
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You made a seven,
and you don't even know it.
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You're nuts,
and you don't even know it.
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I made a one.
That's how I make a one.
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It's seven!
One.
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Seven!
One!
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Seven!
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Why won't you admit
you were thinking of seven?
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All right, it's a seven!
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You see? I've got the power.
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I can do anything.
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You've got the power?
You can do anything? Yes.
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Good! Disappear.
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Hi, Mrs. Kravitz.
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Hi, Mrs...
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Kravitz?
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Is something the matter,
Mrs. Kravitz?
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Water.
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Don't go near her.
She's crazy.
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She's trying to turn on
the sprinklers. Give me the key.
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You don't need the key! You're
forgetting about my powers.
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I can will
the sprinklers on.
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Sprinklers, on!
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What's happening?
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The lawn is dying,
that's what's happening.
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Three hundred dollars' worth of
landscaping. Give me the key!
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Uh, Mr. Kravitz.
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[Gladys] Water...
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Does she
get like this often?
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I've never
seen her this bad.
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She thinks
she's got special powers:
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Turning on the sprinklers,
guessing numbers,
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moving pictures.
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Where'd she get
an idea like that?
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From your wife,
I think.
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Water!
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Mrs. Kravitz.
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Mrs. Kravitz,
what did my wife tell you?
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Everything.
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If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't
know the secrets of the universe.
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She gave me the power.
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I don't believe it.
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Water.
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Water!
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I did it! I did it!
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I've got the power!
I did it!
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[Abner] You did what?
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That's from the sky,
dumb-dumb!
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Not the sprinklers!
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It's close enough.
I've got the power, Abner!
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Samantha!
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Come in out of the rain!
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Water!
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What's the matter?
What do you mean,
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What's the matter, you see
what's going on there?
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She's acting like a maniac.
What did you do to her?
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Well--
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Come on, Sam, do something.
You've gotta stop her!
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Don't worry, darling.
It's not that serious.
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Not that serious? Look at her!
She thinks she's the rainmaker.
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Did you talk to her?
Yes.
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She thinks
she still has the power.
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What's she doing out here?
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She's trying
to turn off the rain.
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Trying to turn off the rain?
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Abner insulted her.
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He wouldn't believe
she turned it on,
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so she's going to show him
and turn it off.
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Rain, go away!
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Look that woman...
261
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,368
She's standing there stiff
as a board.
262
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,745
Go!
263
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:13,001
She looks like
a lawn statue.
264
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:16,337
She promised me
she was coming right in.
265
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,339
She's gonna
get pneumonia.
266
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,091
Maybe I
better turn it off.
267
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,968
Are you kidding?
Gladys will think she did it.
268
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,304
Tomorrow she'll
try for an eclipse.
269
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,889
You really did it
this time, Sam!
270
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,183
[Samantha] It isn't all my fault.
271
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,893
If you would've helped me
hang the pictures,
272
00:13:30,934 --> 00:13:32,186
she wouldn't have caught me.
273
00:13:32,227 --> 00:13:33,479
If you hadn't
twitched your nose,
274
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,356
she wouldn't
have caught you, either.
275
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,067
Oh! Oh, good!
276
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,986
Here comes Mr. Kravitz.
277
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,030
He's trying to drag her in.
278
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,865
Is he using a rope?
279
00:13:43,905 --> 00:13:46,492
No, Mr. Henderson's
got the rope.
280
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,037
They got her!
281
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,371
Sam, tomorrow morning
you go over there
282
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:53,291
and knock
this crazy idea out of her head.
283
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,087
All right.
284
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,299
But it's not gonna be easy.
285
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,511
It just stopped raining.
286
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:15,480
Stove, on.
287
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,232
Stove, on.
288
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,069
Stove, on.
289
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,695
Gladys--
290
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,155
Shh!
291
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,157
It's coming.
292
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,702
Stove, on.
293
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,287
Gladys, it is now 9:30.
294
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,539
We have been out here
for two hours.
295
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,000
I want my breakfast.
296
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:41,214
I command you
to stand back.
297
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,882
Did I hear right?
298
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,342
Did I hear right?
299
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,677
If my ears are lying,
I should cut their tongues out.
300
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,347
Back!
I heard right.
301
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,432
I'm getting a doctor.
I don't need a doctor.
302
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:53,059
All right,
then I'm getting a cook.
303
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,354
Good morning.
Good morning!
304
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,730
Good morning. Come on in
305
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,065
and have some breakfast.
306
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,567
If you like your pancakes rare,
you're in luck.
307
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,319
Stove broken?
308
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,570
Her head is broken.
309
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,907
It's an experiment
in psychokinetics.
310
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,867
Listen to
the big reader.
311
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,911
Mind over matter
to the layman.
312
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:12,912
Is it working?
313
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,123
Not yet.
I'm not surprised.
314
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,333
I did some reading
after we talked.
315
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,461
This power isn't the kind
of thing you can control.
316
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,506
But the book said
concentration is important.
317
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:26,968
If you still have the power.
But I do, don't I?
318
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:30,012
I guess not. Lots of people
have it for a little while.
319
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,222
Then it just disappears.
320
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,015
Even the scientists
don't understand it.
321
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,059
Do they understand
that a man has to eat?
322
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,395
When it's gone,
it's gone.
323
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,397
And there's nothing
you can do about it.
324
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,024
Now, the stove
might be too much.
325
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,193
Maybe I should try
smaller things.
326
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,903
Start on the toaster.
327
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,365
How about
the rain yesterday?
328
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,617
I had the power then,
didn't I?
329
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:55,455
Maybe. But the paper did say
there was a chance of showers.
330
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,624
In fact, you could've read that
and been subconsciously influenced.
331
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,877
Listen to the smart girl,
Gladys.
332
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,211
Turn on the stove.
333
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:05,506
You mean, I might not
have the power anymore?
334
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:06,507
That's right.
335
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:09,260
But it could come back.
I doubt it.
336
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,638
Meanwhile,
turn on the stove, please.
337
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,767
Go ahead, Gladys.
Turn on the stove.
338
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,896
I never thought I'd beg
to eat her cooking.
339
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,201
Oh!
Here you are, sweetheart.
340
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,410
Thank you, honey.
341
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,329
Sure you don't want
anything else?
342
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,206
No, this is fine.
343
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:42,001
By the way I saw Mr. Kravitz turning
on the sprinklers this morning.
344
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,377
Guess Gladys kicked the habit.
345
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:44,754
I had a little talk
with her,
346
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:48,257
and I convinced her everything's
gonna be just fine.
347
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:52,220
It's lucky for you that Mrs.
Kravitz is forgetting this nonsense.
348
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,763
I hope you learned
a lesson.
349
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:02,146
Oh, Mr. Kravitz.
Hello, Mrs. Stephens.
350
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,606
What is it?
351
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,817
She's doing it again.
She's worse than ever.
352
00:17:07,984 --> 00:17:09,320
Oh, no.
353
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,614
We're standing in the market
and she starts yelling
354
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,950
a spirit is telling her
we're in danger.
355
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,576
A spirit?
[Abner] Of all days.
356
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,537
The whole neighborhood
was at the market.
357
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,455
Mrs. Grumbacher calling
her friends--
358
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:20,705
We'll be a tourist attraction.
359
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:23,417
She really thinks
she talked to a spirit?
360
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,837
I can't stand it anymore.
When is this all gonna end?
361
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,967
Tonight.
We're gonna have a seance.
362
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,134
A seance?
363
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,845
Sam,
that's ridiculous.
364
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:38,307
Now, please, Mr. Kravitz,
this will cure her.
365
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:40,184
I know about these things.
366
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,519
Something might happen.
367
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,271
If it does, don't worry.
368
00:17:43,311 --> 00:17:46,898
I've been to seances before and
sometimes your mind plays tricks on you.
369
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,734
Oh, excuse me.
370
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:53,071
Hello?
371
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,657
Oh, yes, Mrs. Kravitz?
372
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,326
Well--
373
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,744
Yes. Yes, all right.
374
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,038
Calm down.
375
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,374
You better go home.
376
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,500
What is it?
377
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,961
She says
she's getting vibrations.
378
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,463
[Abner] Vibrations?
379
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,507
She's chewing on
the electric blanket again.
380
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,934
Now, what's all this business
about a seance?
381
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,686
Don't you understand?
382
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:26,939
A seance will be the answer
to all our problems.
383
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,858
Really? How?
384
00:18:28,898 --> 00:18:32,486
I'm gonna scare
the daylights out of her.
385
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,292
I-I-I don't like this,
Mrs. Stephens.
386
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:49,003
T-to tell you the truth,
I'm s-s-scared.
387
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,297
It'll be all right.
388
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,590
We've been waiting
20 minutes.
389
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,884
Maybe you better go get her,
Mr. Kravitz.
390
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:59,096
[Gladys] No need for
that. I'm here, my son.
391
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,441
You look lovely tonight,
my dear.
392
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,401
So good
of you to come.
393
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,487
Are you ready to start,
now Mrs. Kravitz?
394
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:18,824
Yes, my child.
Let us join hands.
395
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:23,704
First we must
empty our minds.
396
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,666
Erase everything.
397
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,292
Our minds must be clear.
398
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,212
Think of nothing.
399
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,971
I feel a presence in the room.
400
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,641
Someone in the room.
401
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:47,645
If you are here,
make your presence known.
402
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:50,690
It's here.
403
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,442
T-t-there's nothing here.
404
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:58,196
There must be somebody
at the front door.
405
00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,657
Come in!
406
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:03,953
It must be windy out.
407
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:06,539
Mr. Kravitz,
you're hurting my hand.
408
00:20:07,455 --> 00:20:10,000
Maybe you better stop,
Mrs. Kravitz.
409
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,336
Oh, not now.
410
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:15,131
We must all keep concentrating.
411
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,265
Mr. Kravitz,
my hand!
412
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,143
Appear before me,
great spirit.
413
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,979
Appear before me.
414
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,773
I'm-I'm begging you,
Gladys. Stop.
415
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:35,818
He's right, Mrs. Kravitz.
Maybe you better stop.
416
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:39,155
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm in control.
417
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,073
I'm in control.
Have no fear.
418
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,700
Appear, great spirit.
419
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,788
I'm not looking.
I'm not listening.
420
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,541
I'm closing the eyes,
I'm covering the ears.
421
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,835
I see nothing. It's a dream.
422
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,462
Appear, I say!
423
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,589
Appear!
424
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,808
Mrs. Kravitz,
look what you've done.
425
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,269
You better stop
before it's too late.
426
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,067
Oh, hi, Uncle Harold!
427
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:23,365
Abner, it's Uncle Harold.
Say hello.
428
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,576
[Spirit] You should not have
disturbed me!
429
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,286
I am angry!
430
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,954
You're angry?
431
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,749
Some nerve. He didn't even give
us a wedding present.
432
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,710
Meddling in the unknown.
433
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,379
Heed my warning. Stop.
434
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,174
He's right. Stop.
Who said that?
435
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,930
That's enough, Gladys.
436
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,013
Turn on the light.
437
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:48,182
Quiet!
438
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,435
Turn on the light!
439
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,229
I'm ending
this whole thing!
440
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,688
Oh, dry up!
441
00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:02,071
Mrs. Kravitz,
442
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,740
what have you done?
443
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:07,952
I don't know.
I just told him to dry--
444
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:13,082
You did do that, didn't you?
445
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:15,251
Oh, Abner,
forgive me!
446
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,670
Oh,
please come back!
447
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:20,422
Oh!
I started all this.
448
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:21,590
What can I do?
449
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,467
Whatever you do,
don't sneeze.
450
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:27,555
If you swear off this magic
forever, you may get him back.
451
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:30,724
Oh, I promise
I'll never do it again.
452
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,017
I'll never do it again.
453
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:35,646
Oh, Abner, I love you.
Come back!
454
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,189
I swear I'll never
do it again.
455
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:38,232
I'll never do it again.
456
00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:40,651
Oh, I swear,
I swear.
457
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,945
Oh, I swear,
I swe...
458
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:48,284
Gladys?
What happened to Gladys?
459
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:50,578
Well, she fainted.
460
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:51,871
But she'll be
all right now.
461
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,330
That's right, Mr. Kravitz.
462
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:57,001
I'm sure you'll never have
to worry about Gladys again.
463
00:22:58,167 --> 00:22:59,503
I'm going to get some water.
464
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:00,838
[Darrin] It's a good idea.
465
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,214
That'll bring her around.
466
00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:03,924
Not for her, for me.
467
00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:06,927
I feel like
I'm all dried up.
468
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,436
You all ready, sweetheart?
469
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,980
[Samantha] Be ready
in a minute, sweetheart.
470
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:19,481
I'll get the car.
471
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,740
Hello.
Good evening.
472
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:30,117
We just stopped by
to return this.
473
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:31,744
Thanks very much.
474
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,119
Oh, the chicken
was delicious.
475
00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:35,623
I'm getting to be
a marvelous cook.
476
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,124
Good for you.
477
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:40,294
I say you can do anything
if you put your mind to it.
478
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:43,047
Stop. We've had enough
with the mind, Gladys.
479
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,257
Yes,
I'm sure everyone is glad
480
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:46,967
that other business
is over with.
481
00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:49,720
I never want to go through
another seance again.
482
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:52,598
Don't worry. You won't have
to. I'm all through with that.
483
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,476
Good. I'm taking Gladys
to the Tivoli tonight.
484
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:56,685
There's a good double bill.
485
00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:58,103
That's nice.
486
00:23:58,145 --> 00:23:59,980
It's more than nice.
487
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:03,067
It's strange.
It's remarkable.
488
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,944
He didn't say a word
about it till now
489
00:24:04,984 --> 00:24:06,403
and I was
thinking the same thing.
490
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:09,323
Good night, Gladys.
Good night, folks.
491
00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:12,534
Abner, wait, wait,
wait, wait!
492
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:15,329
I have an idea.
493
00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:17,205
Maybe we shouldn't
go out tonight.
494
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:18,958
I can whip up
something here.
495
00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:21,335
Great Scott!
It's uncanny!
496
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:22,336
What?
497
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,880
I was thinking
the exact same thing.
498
00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:26,965
Sam, do you think
I have the power?
499
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:28,884
Yes.
500
00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:30,469
But not that kind.
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