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Automatic doors
by Magi-Door Company
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is the only automatic door
manufactured
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that can be opened
as far as a mile away.
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And as you approach
your garage,
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you merely press
the button in your car
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like so...
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And presto!
The garage door is open.
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Presto! The garage
door is closed.
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How do you like that
for magic?
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Not bad.
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I have some
brochures here
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that explain
everything.
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Would you like to
take one
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home
with you?
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Abner, Samantha Stephens.
Hmm. Right there.
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I'll see you at the car, Abner.
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Are you all right?
I think so.
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Didn't you read
the sign?
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This door is
out of order!
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Not for Samantha Stephens,
it isn't.
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How is that, Abner?
Tell me.
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Please explain it
to me!
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I'll explain it to you.
You're out of order.
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Hmph. Hmph.
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Abner, did you
see that?
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Now, that's what I call magic.
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She opened
the garage door!
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So, what do you
want me to do? Applaud?
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No, no! She opened it.
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No hands, nothing.
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She just sat there.
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Oh, why don't you stop.
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They've probably
got an electric door
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like they demonstrated
down at the market.
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I don't believe it.
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She opens doors
without electricity.
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Somebody ought to tell
the electric company.
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They're losing
a bundle on her.
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I'm losing a bundle
on you.
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I have to pay for
a glass door.
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Eyeglasses, lessons in
how to read would be cheaper.
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All right,
go ahead and joke.
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I'm telling you,
she's strange.
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She's strange?
You're strange.
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So prove it!
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Prove you're strange?
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Prove they've got
an electric door!
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How?
Go over and ask 'em.
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I will. Tonight I'll go.
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Why do you have to
wait until tonight?
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Because if I have to
look like an idiot,
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I'd rather do it
in the dark!
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I don't know, Sam.
This is so expensive.
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I can make do with
my old rod and reel.
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You cannot make do
with your old rod and reel.
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This is your vacation.
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You've earned it,
you need it
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and you deserve
the best.
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I have spoken.
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Like a true
and loving wife.
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Which, by an odd coincidence,
I just happen to be.
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The best odd coincidence
I ever heard of.
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Somebody's timing
leaves much to be desired.
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Much.
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Oh, hi, Mr. Kravitz.
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Hello,
Mr. Stephens.
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[Darrin] Come in.
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No, thank you.
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I just stopped by
for a second.
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I wanted to ask you
about your door.
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Our door?
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Pretty nice.
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I've been thinking
of getting one too.
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You recommend it?
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No house should be without one.
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Wait a minute. I'm not
talking about this door.
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I was talking about
your garage door.
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Our garage door?
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Like I said, I'm
thinking of getting one.
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And today, when my wife
and I saw yours work--
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[Darrin] Ours work?
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[Abner] Your electric door.
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Samantha!
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Was our electric
garage door
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working today,
sweetheart?
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Only once.
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Only once.
That's what I'm afraid of.
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Some of these new gimmicks,
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they haven't got
the kinks out of yet.
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Did you get yours from
the guy at the market?
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[Darrin] I forget.
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Which market did we get
ours from, sweetheart?
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Mind if I have
a look at it?
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Uh, look at it?
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Well, there's no point
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in looking at it tonight,
Mr. Kravitz.
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It's so dark out. Especially
with it not working.
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Why don't you
come back
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tomorrow night,
Mr. Kravitz,
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and we'll give you
a full demonstration.
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Yes. Thank you.
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Darling...
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what are you going to do?
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Do? It's simple.
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I'll have to buy one new
electric garage door
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and make do with one
old rod and reel.
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You ready,
Max?
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Okay, Noel.
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Three, two,
one, zero!
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A-okay, Noel.
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Be my guest.
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Well, that
wraps it up, lady.
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Wear it
in good health.
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Just what I've
always wanted.
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Only not really.
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You know you can be
as far as a block away
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and open
that door?
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Is that so?
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That's hard
to believe.
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Your husband should be
very pleased with it.
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I don't
think so.
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He didn't want to
buy it for himself.
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He didn't?
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No.
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That's why you had
it put in, huh?
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We only had it put in
for the neighbors.
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That makes
sense.
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Not to me,
it doesn't.
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Bye!
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Ain't it a shame?
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Always the
good-looking ones.
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Here, they
come up empty.
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I was just thinking of
that installation on Maple.
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Oh?
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I put in one of
these doors
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and I tuned in
the receiver
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just a little
bit wrong.
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What happened?
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I got tuned in
on the aircraft bands.
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An aircraft band?
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Every time a plane
went overhead
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and the pilot
turned on the radio,
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it opened the Brians'
garage door.
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It was a real fluke.
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I probably couldn't
do it again if I tried.
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I closed that.
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At least
I thought I did.
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I know I did.
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All right.
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Have it
your own way.
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Stay open.
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Hello, dear.
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Oh, hi, Mother--
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Aha!
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I should have known.
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What are you
talking about?
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You're the one that's been
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opening and closing
my garage door.
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I've been doing
nothing of the kind.
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Oh, really,
Samantha!
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If I was starved
for entertainment,
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I certainly could
conjure up
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something more
amusing than that.
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Then who has been
doing it?
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I haven't
the faintest idea.
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Now, what's
all this nonsense
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about garage doors,
anyway?
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Oh, well, it's a long,
dull story, Mother.
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I made the mistake
of flipping ours open,
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and Gladys Kravitz
saw me.
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Is that the story?
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Just about.
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Well, it's not long
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but it certainly
is dull.
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Darrin was afraid that
Mrs. Kravitz's curiosity
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might lead to trouble,
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so we gave up all his
fishing equipment
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and bought this gadget
for the door.
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That is sad.
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That's the longest,
dullest,
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saddest story
I've ever heard.
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But if that's all
that's troubling you...
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I'll fix it.
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Oh, my stars.
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All right, Mother.
Your little joke is over.
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Now take all
this stuff away.
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00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:21,246
I thought you said Dobbin
needed new fishing equipment.
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Dobbin is a horse.
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Yes.
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Darrin is my husband.
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And he wants fishing equipment
he pays for himself.
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Abner!
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All right.
All right, Samantha.
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No lectures, please.
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Boo!
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Good.
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Look for
yourself.
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I never saw
anything like it.
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00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:01,285
Stop pushing, Gladys.
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I know that when I
turn my head
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to look in
that window
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there'll be
nothing there.
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00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,917
Stop talking. Get up
on that thing and look.
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00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,884
Like I said,
there's nothing there.
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00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,343
What?!
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00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:24,851
Uh,
but I saw it.
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00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:25,934
There was a room
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full of poles
and reels and fish.
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00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,856
There was a sailfish
this big.
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And rubber boots!
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Hey!
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Hi, sweetheart.
Hi, darling.
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You're late.
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I know.
I missed the bus.
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00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,248
Well, that's
another thing
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we can blame
on that door.
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Another thing?
Yes.
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If you hadn't had
to leave the car here
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to have that thing
installed--
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00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,881
Oh, well.
Hurry up.
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I tried to call you
at the office
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but you were
in a meeting.
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00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,514
Why? What's
the matter?
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That door.
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00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,976
I wondered why
you left it open.
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00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,020
You mean it's
open again?
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00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,021
Uh-huh.
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00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,439
That's the fifth
time today.
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That's what I mean.
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What's what you mean?
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Well, it keeps opening
and closing,
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opening and closing,
all by itself.
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At first I thought
Mother was responsible,
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but she swears she isn't.
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Then I thought it might be
the kids in the neighborhood
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fooling around the way they do.
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So I watched.
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But no kids.
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No kids, huh?
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No. They were all in school.
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Really, Darrin,
it's strange.
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There was nobody around.
Nobody around for miles.
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And the door kept opening
and closing all by itself, huh?
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00:12:44,554 --> 00:12:46,057
Exactly.
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00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,934
Ooh, it's eerie.
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00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,394
It gives me the creeps.
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What do you suggest
we do about it?
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Well, that's the best part.
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The solution
to all our problems.
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00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,860
Oh?
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00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,320
Well, there's
obviously
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something the matter
with that darn door.
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00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,408
Defective or something.
So--
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00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:04,534
So?
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00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,910
So we call the company
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after we've shown it
to the Kravitzs
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to prove we really had one.
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00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,582
We show them
that it doesn't work,
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which we already established
last night, remember?
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We make the company
take back the door.
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They return the money.
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00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:20,091
And you get
your rod and reel as planned.
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Marvelous?
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00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,136
Marvelous.
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00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,724
That was a nice touch
about your mother.
266
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,183
Huh?
267
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,436
And I like the bit
about the kids too.
268
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:34,355
It gave it
a note of reality.
269
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,149
Darrin,
270
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,859
don't you
believe me?
271
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:38,860
Come on, honey.
272
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,111
Even if it were true,
273
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,279
the company wouldn't
give us our money back.
274
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,865
They'd just fix the door,
that's all.
275
00:13:43,905 --> 00:13:47,452
What do you mean,
"If it were true"?
276
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:50,371
Come on, honey.
We've got to get going.
277
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,249
Darrin?
278
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,376
Sweetheart, will you
come on?
279
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,628
Darrin!
280
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,215
Darrin.
281
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:04,135
Darling, I appreciate
why you want to do this.
282
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,219
I know you feel guilty
283
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,929
about our having
to buy that door,
284
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,056
and it's very generous
of you
285
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,098
to want to make
it up to me.
286
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,808
But you can't
do it with this.
287
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,143
That would be cheating.
288
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,312
If you put
a pshh on that door,
289
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,064
and you threw the mechanism
out of whack,
290
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,107
the company's gonna
have to pay for it.
291
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,109
You don't believe me.
292
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,820
I want you to put your
nose out to pasture.
293
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,155
Now you're
being ridiculous.
294
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,907
I am not
being ridiculous!
295
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,992
As a matter of fact,
I am not suggesting,
296
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:28,993
I am not requesting,
297
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,328
I'm not even
putting in a plea.
298
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:34,207
I am commanding,
calmly, but commanding.
299
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,167
No more witchcraft...
300
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:39,796
no matter how tempted
or provoked you may be.
301
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,255
You mean like now?
302
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,256
That's right.
303
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,633
Even like now.
304
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,551
Sam!
305
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,845
Darrin, if you
don't listen to me
306
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,180
we're going to
have a fight.
307
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,848
No, if you don't do
as I ask,
308
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,308
we're going to
have a war.
309
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:54,560
All right.
310
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,063
All right.
311
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,856
Believe me.
312
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,358
Nothing
in this world
313
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:03,694
could ever make me
resort to witchcraft again.
314
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,696
Not after this.
315
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,619
Shall we go?
316
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,496
Thank you.
317
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,722
Ooh!
318
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,698
Shh! Abner!
319
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,158
They just came out
of the house.
320
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,367
They're getting into the car.
321
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,494
Who?
The Stephens!
322
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,913
You interrupted
Johann Sebastian Bach
323
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,249
to deliver
that startling bulletin?
324
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,293
I think they're
going out together.
325
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,712
Well, that's nice.
They're married.
326
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:13,598
Where is it?
327
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,183
What?
328
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,477
The button.
329
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,398
Thank you.
330
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,508
What's
the matter?
331
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,717
It's-- Nothing
the matter.
332
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,970
It's out of kilter
or something.
333
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,347
I'll let it rest
for a minute.
334
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,681
Oh, by all means.
335
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,392
We wouldn't want
to tire it out.
336
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:01,854
Now.
337
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:08,486
It's dead.
338
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:11,656
In this
marvelous door?
339
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,491
If you hadn't
played around
340
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:16,285
with it
this afternoon--
341
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,247
It either operates
electronically or manually.
342
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,665
I suggest that
if we're going to
343
00:17:20,705 --> 00:17:21,999
get to the Tates'
this evening,
344
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,917
you open it
manually.
345
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,337
That's what
I'm doing.
346
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,267
Shh! They'll hear you!
347
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,685
Well, I've got nothing to hide.
348
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:41,644
I do.
349
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:42,853
I don't want them
peeking over here
350
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,606
while I'm spying on them,
so don't play!
351
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,652
Well, let me know when they go.
352
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:53,531
They're just sitting in the car
in the garage.
353
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,241
Good.
354
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,534
Now, should I go back to Bach
355
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,869
or would you rather hear
"Cheek to Cheek"?
356
00:17:58,869 --> 00:17:59,912
Huh?
357
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,414
What would you like, Gladys?
358
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,040
Make a request.
359
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,625
Don't play.
360
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,339
Wait a minute.
361
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,550
Where's the switch?
362
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,176
What switch?
363
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,636
The switch to put it on manual?
364
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,555
You can't operate it manually
unless you turn off--
365
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,348
They never said anything
about a switch.
366
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,766
You didn't ask?
367
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,730
Well, it's gotta be
around here somewhere.
368
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,273
Outside, maybe.
369
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,401
They don't put 'em outside.
370
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,028
They put them inside
371
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,404
in case somebody gets trapped
372
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,739
in the garage.
373
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:39,035
How could anyone
get trapped in a garage?
374
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:42,455
Well, they could have
a short like we have,
375
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:45,207
and they might not be able
to find the switch
376
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,417
like we can't,
377
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,085
and they might get
trapped
378
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,463
in the garage
like we are!
379
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,008
Sam, we gotta
get out of here.
380
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:55,801
How?
381
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,012
I don't know how!
382
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,515
Sure I do.
383
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,311
Go ahead.
384
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,313
Go ahead what?
385
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,773
You know...
open the door.
386
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,359
You're kidding.
387
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,320
Do I look like
I'm kidding?
388
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,280
You made me swear.
389
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,116
My solemn oath.
My vow.
390
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,826
But this is an emergency.
391
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:24,830
You said, "under no conditions,"
and I quote.
392
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,458
I'm glad you remember,
sweetheart, but--
393
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:30,127
Under no circumstances.
394
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,128
Well, that's right.
395
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,963
And that's
what I meant.
396
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,050
But... under no
ordinary circumstances,
397
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,386
and these are certainly
not ordinary circumstances.
398
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:42,138
So... I uncommand
you.
399
00:19:42,138 --> 00:19:43,974
You can't do that.
400
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,559
It can't be "no"
one minute
401
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,977
and "yes" the next.
402
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:50,064
If I give my word,
and I gave my word,
403
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,440
it's a matter
of principle.
404
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,527
It is indeed a matter
of principle.
405
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,364
And I, your husband,
406
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,991
am asking you, my wife,
407
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,035
to open that door.
408
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,005
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
409
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,301
Darrin... I didn't
touch that door.
410
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,636
Honestly.
411
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,681
Of course you didn't.
But thank you, anyway.
412
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:26,016
You don't believe me!
413
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,770
Well, that does it.
414
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:36,861
Sam, what are
you doing?
415
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:40,531
That is one crazy,
nutty, rotten door.
416
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,450
If you're gonna
believe it and not me
417
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,201
then there's no point
in going on.
418
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,162
So take your pick. It or me.
419
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,998
For crying out loud, Sam.
Do you know what you're saying?
420
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,000
I know that I'm
perfectly willing
421
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,042
to take the blame
for anything I do.
422
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,045
But I am not going
to take the blame
423
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,172
for whoever or whatever
424
00:20:56,172 --> 00:21:00,217
is turning that door
into an electronic yo-yo.
425
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,552
So there.
426
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,556
Gladys, get away
from the window.
427
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,391
Could you explain
something to me?
428
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,477
If it's about why
we got married, no.
429
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:10,978
Why would
two grown-up people
430
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,061
get all dressed up,
431
00:21:12,061 --> 00:21:13,939
walk out their front door
into the garage,
432
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,733
close the door
and just sit there?
433
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,401
Why, Abner?
Explain it to me.
434
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,569
What are
they doing?
435
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,196
Maybe they're necking.
436
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,571
I want you
to come over there
437
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:22,615
with me
right now.
438
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:23,574
Gladys, please.
439
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:24,742
No, I mean it!
440
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:25,993
There's something
fishy going on
441
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:28,746
and I want to find out
what it is!
442
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,582
Sam...
443
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:37,546
Don't be angry.
444
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:38,923
What's there to be
angry about?
445
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,758
You don't believe me.
446
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,927
That's plenty
to get angry about.
447
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:43,886
I believe you.
448
00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:45,137
If you're gonna
get this angry,
449
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,472
I believe you.
450
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,768
You promise?
I promise.
451
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,273
I know they're in there.
I saw them with my own eyes.
452
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:58,484
Didn't you see them,
Abner?
453
00:21:58,526 --> 00:21:59,859
Yes, Gladys.
454
00:21:59,859 --> 00:22:01,278
What are they doing
in there?
455
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,489
Inhaling carbon
monoxide, maybe.
456
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:04,448
How do I know?
457
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,116
You could be
right.
458
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:09,036
Open the door, Abner.
459
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:12,580
It's not my place
to open their door, Gladys.
460
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:20,256
There! You see?
461
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,132
I couldn't have
opened it.
462
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:22,967
You were
kissing me.
463
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,635
You were in front
of my nose.
464
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:25,719
You saw my nose.
465
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,221
Now, take it easy,
sweetheart.
466
00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:29,640
I believe you.
I believe you.
467
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,308
Did you hear that, Abner? What?
468
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,685
Something about
her nose--
469
00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,686
Gladys, keep
your voice down.
470
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,439
Good evening.
471
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,692
Uh,
we saw you
472
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,443
going into the garage,
and we thought
473
00:22:41,484 --> 00:22:44,321
that maybe you were
in trouble.
474
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,446
We couldn't
get the door open.
475
00:22:45,446 --> 00:22:47,032
I was asking my wife
to open it.
476
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,702
You asked her to open
the garage door?
477
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:50,828
Well, it
wouldn't open.
478
00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:52,162
That seemed like
the only solution.
479
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:55,583
That isn't
what I mean at all.
480
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,917
What I mean is, um...
481
00:22:57,917 --> 00:22:59,670
sometimes you hear
about women
482
00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:01,672
doing things
with hairpins.
483
00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:04,592
Um, you understand
what I mean, don't you?
484
00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,510
[Sam] Oh, well,
I do.
485
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,679
You see, he means
that sometimes
486
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:10,013
women can work magic
487
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,182
with things
that don't work.
488
00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,851
And when
that happens,
489
00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:17,104
a man should definitely
let her do so.
490
00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:18,147
Right, darling?
491
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:20,523
Right, darling.
492
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,776
Well, we've got to
get going. Good night.
493
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,320
Good night.
Good night.
494
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,450
I hope you noticed
I didn't say one word
495
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:30,743
about her being strange.
496
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:33,037
I'm glad you didn't,
because she isn't. He is.
497
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:47,051
Well, it's
all fixed.
498
00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:48,761
You won't have
that problem again.
499
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:49,970
What about
the Kravitzs' door?
500
00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:51,555
Oh, theirs is
working fine.
501
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:52,848
But while
we're here,
502
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,600
we'll check it again,
just to make sure.
503
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,768
Say, Max,
why don't you
504
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:56,977
turn off
the Kravitzs' door
505
00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:58,395
until we check it out
for any shorts.
506
00:23:58,436 --> 00:23:59,396
I already did.
507
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,522
That's what
I was doing.
508
00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:02,398
It's off now.
Ah, swell.
509
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,567
Well,
Mr. Stephens,
510
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:04,818
would you like to
give it a try?
511
00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:06,278
Okay.
512
00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:12,242
There, now.
See?
513
00:24:15,244 --> 00:24:17,957
How about that?
That's real nice.
514
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:22,336
Yoo-hoo!
515
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:27,090
We got ours too!
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