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Good afternoon,
Mr. Kravitz.
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Oh, good morn--
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Uh, is it
afternoon already?
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Why, yes.
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Huh.
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I've been standing here
all morning
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waiting to cross.
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You're exaggerating.
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A little, not much.
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Hi, Dave.
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Hello, Samantha.
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Oh, hello,
counselor.
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Hello, Mr. Kravitz.
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How's the most beautiful woman
in Morning Glory Circle?
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Tell me something, Dave.
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Do the girls really
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fall for that line?
Usually.
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How's that lucky husband
of yours?
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Very busy.
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I am too,
but I won't be for long
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if I keep my most important
clients waiting.
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Now, wait a minute.
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You're not gonna try
and cross now?
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You don't think
a fast man like me
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is going to be stopped
by a few slow cars, do you?
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What's happened here?
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It's a miracle
I wasn't killed.
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We have been asking
for a stop light
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on this corner
for months.
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Why haven't
we gotten one?
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Well, that's not
up to me, lady.
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That's up to City Hall.
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Go fight City Hall.
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Well, I think we should.
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I do too and soon.
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Why don't we have a meeting
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at my house tonight
and discuss it?
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Fine. What time?
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8:00.
We'll be there.
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"We"?
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You do want Darrin too,
don't you?
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Only if you insist.
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I insist.
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I'll be there too.
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With Mrs. Kravitz?
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Only if you insist.
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Ooh!
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Oh, didn't I teach you
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never to play
with sharp objects?
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I'm not playing, Mother.
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I'm working.
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It's much simpler
that way, my dear.
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Not in a long run.
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You know Darrin
doesn't like me
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doing things that way.
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I'm surprised
he doesn't insist
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you tear it apart
with your fangs.
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You promised not
to criticize him.
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Oh, perish the thought!
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It was just an observation,
not a criticism.
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Why are you dining so early,
Samantha?
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Darrin's working late,
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and I have to be at a neighbor's
house for a meeting.
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Why?
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We want to get a traffic signal
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installed
in Morning Glory Circle.
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Is that all?
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That's plenty!
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Getting a traffic signal
installed
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is a very difficult thing.
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Not to me, it isn't.
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I'll get some traffic signals
from little cities.
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I'll bring them here,
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you pick out one
that appeals to you,
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and I'll put it in
Morning Glory Circle
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quicker than you can say
"Beelzebub."
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No, thank you, Mother.
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Oh, I wish
you'd let me help you
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in little ways, Samantha.
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What's a mother for?
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All right,
then, we're all agreed.
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We've got to do something
of a dramatic nature
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to show City Hall
we want some action.
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I say we should
lie down
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right in the middle
of the street.
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You lie down right
in the middle of the street.
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The traffic's too heavy for me.
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I'm afraid, Mrs. Kravitz,
that's illegal.
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We could
get arrested.
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We could get killed.
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When I said "dramatic,"
Mrs. Kravitz,
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I didn't mean
we could go quite that far.
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Why don't we hold
a protest meeting
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in the school
auditorium?
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That is a great idea,
Samantha.
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We could hold it--
Let's see.
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- -A week from Saturday.
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Why wait a week?
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Time's important.
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Yes, it's very
important,
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but it's also
important
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to get
a maximum turnout.
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We have to advertise.
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Take an ad in
The Morning Glory News,
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and I'm afraid
we couldn't get one up
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on such short notice.
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I'll bet Darrin could help.
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He's always being called on
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to do the impossible.
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But is Darrin interested
in what we're doing?
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He isn't here tonight.
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I know, Dave,
he had to work late,
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but I'm sure
he's very interested.
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Excuse me.
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Well!
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Hi, Dave. Sorry I'm late.
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[Dave] Come on in.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Hi, darling.
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You all know
my husband, Darrin.
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Hello!
Hello there.
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Glad you could
join us, Darrin.
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I wouldn't have missed it
for the world.
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We were just
talking about getting up an ad
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for the Morning
Glory News.
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I told him you'd be
glad to help us.
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Well, of course.
I'd be delighted.
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Yes. But we're worried about
meeting a deadline.
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I don't think
there'll be any problem.
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When is the deadline?
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Tomorrow morning.
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Tomorrow morning?
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That's not
impossible, is it?
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No, I think I can handle it.
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See?
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Now...
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Next to having a big
turnout at the rally,
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the most
important thing
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is to make its existence
known to City Hall.
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I'm going to see
what I can do
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about getting the mayor
to attend.
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I guess the last item
of business
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is the appointment
of the chairman
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of the refreshments committee.
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Any volunteers?
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I'll volunteer
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if someone will lend me
some cookie cutters.
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[Samantha] I have some.
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Well, the meeting's adjourned.
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Are you sure you can
prepare an ad
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by 8:00 tomorrow
morning, Darrin?
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Of course. After all,
it's not a legal brief.
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I hope it doesn't
keep you up all night.
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Don't worry,
it won't.
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Okay.
Good night, then.
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Good night.
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Good night, Dave.
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Hi there.
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Hi.
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That was delicious.
What's for dessert?
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You just had it.
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That little piece
of pie?
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I'll get you
another piece.
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I better go get
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Mrs. Stephens'
cookie cutters.
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What's your hurry?
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Are you planning
to start baking tonight?
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Can you think of anything
more exciting to do?
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Besides, never put off
until tomorrow--
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What you don't
have to do at all.
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Oh!
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Mother!
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Tsk. What have you done?
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I didn't know
which one you preferred,
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so I brought an assortment.
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This is "walk" and "don't walk."
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Prevents jaywalking.
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It's against the law,
you know.
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This is the red, green,
and yellow.
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Prismatic colors.
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It's fairly
attractive.
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This is a conventional
red and green light.
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Rather ordinaire.
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Abner!
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Oh, this is my favorite.
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It's old-fashioned.
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It's like that plaything
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you used to have
when you were young.
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You know, monkey on a stick?
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I must say,
its removal created
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a rather monumental
traffic snarl.
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Put them all back, Mother.
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All?
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All.
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Why should I do that?
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You've heard the expression,
"Easy come, easy go."
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When we finally do
get a stop light
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at that intersection,
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I would like it to stay.
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Well, all right,
Samantha.
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I'll take them
all back...
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eventually.
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Now, please.
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Tonight?
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Tonight.
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Oh, I had a lot of things
planned for tonight.
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Well, I'm sorry, Mother,
but this has to come first.
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Oh, Samantha, sometimes I think
you take after your father.
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Thank you, Mother.
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We'll be arrested
for trespassing!
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We're not the ones
that are gonna be arrested.
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Look. Look.
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Yeah, very pretty.
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But I know I saw them.
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Lights flashing
red, green, yellow,
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walk, don't walk,
stop, go.
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Here you are.
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Thanks.
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Aw...
Something wrong?
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Yes, that's wrong.
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The ad?
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Yes, I slave
over ads all day.
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When I come home
at night,
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I like a little food
and a little relaxation.
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I know.
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Then why am I
sitting here?
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You volunteered.
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Right this minute,
I'd just as soon
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you'd kept your nose out
of that traffic-signal business.
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I cross at that corner
several times a week.
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Why can't you fly across?
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Because I have a husband
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who doesn't like me
behaving like a witch!
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Samantha?
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Samantha!
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Samantha, open the door.
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Samantha, will you
please open up?
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Why?
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Will you please
stop playing games?
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Will you start work
on that ad?
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I'm not in the mood.
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I know, but you have to
finish it by morning.
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It's very important.
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I promise I'll get up
bright and early
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and tackle it fresh.
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You seem fresh enough
to me right now.
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Get to work.
But, Sam--
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Whistle
when you're through,
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and I'll come
and unlock the door.
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Honey--
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I said
after you're through.
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Yes, warden.
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Good morning.
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Hmm?
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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What time is it?
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8:00. What time
did you finish?
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7:30.
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You've been up
all night?
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Yeah, but don't
tell Dave.
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Let him think
I'm a genius.
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Come on over here, honey.
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Take a look at this.
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Well, what do you think?
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Ohh!
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Well, I think you are a genius.
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It's beautiful!
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But is it effective?
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00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,721
Oh, it's very effective.
271
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,556
If this doesn't get people
to our rally,
272
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,683
I don't know what will.
273
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,894
But I'm sorry
you didn't get any sleep.
274
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:08,895
So am I.
275
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,439
Oh, that must be Dave.
276
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,566
I'll get it, honey.
277
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:15,401
Do I look like
I've been up all night?
278
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,571
You look beautiful
when you've been up all night.
279
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:31,000
Whew.
280
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:31,960
Good morning,
Darrin.
281
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,002
Good morning, Dave!
282
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,087
You able
to finish the ad?
283
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,546
Well, naturally.
Come on in.
284
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,090
It must've taken you
all night.
285
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,383
Are you kidding?
286
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,801
Good morning, Samantha.
Good morning, Dave.
287
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,636
You look beautiful.
You look terrible.
288
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,265
Forget about that.
Look at the ad.
289
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,266
Looks like
we're gonna have
290
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,184
our meeting Saturday
after all.
291
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,811
I guess so.
292
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,981
Uh, this is
just about right.
293
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,276
I just have
two little suggestions.
294
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,360
Suggestions?
295
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:58,653
I hope
you don't mind.
296
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,446
Well, no!
Why should I mind?
297
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,740
What are your suggestions?
298
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,617
Well, the top line,
I think, should read,
299
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,953
"Stop risking
Your child's life."
300
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:09,080
What if the reader
doesn't have a child?
301
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,623
Well, that
doesn't matter.
302
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:13,001
It's still a more effective
headline, I think.
303
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,377
I think so too.
304
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,004
I thought you liked my headline.
305
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,505
Oh, I do, darling,
306
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,966
but I think
Dave's suggestion helps.
307
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:23,594
It's still basically
your headline, Darrin.
308
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,636
Yes, that's right,
darling.
309
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,807
It is yours...
basically.
310
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:30,226
What's your other,
uh, suggestion?
311
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,312
Well, under
"Go to the mass rally
312
00:13:32,352 --> 00:13:33,646
at the school
auditorium,"
313
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,773
I think you should add,
"and bring your friends."
314
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,607
I think that's
an excellent idea.
315
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,901
Don't you, Darrin?
316
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,778
Suppose a person
doesn't have any friends?
317
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,363
Oh, sweetheart,
that's ridiculous.
318
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:44,324
Who doesn't
have any friends?
319
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,409
Me.
320
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,163
Darrin, I want you--
321
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:54,542
Darrin?
322
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,127
It's all finished, Dave.
323
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,379
Dave? Wake up.
You're dreaming.
324
00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,339
What?
325
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,341
Oh! Larry. I'm sorry.
326
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,508
Well, you should be.
327
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,010
I realize
that Sleggers hammer's Dairy
328
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,679
isn't the most stimulating
account in the world,
329
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,514
but it does butter our bread.
330
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,933
With "the richest butter
this side of Fort Knox."
331
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,059
Yeah, nevertheless,
332
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:13,852
we can't afford to have you
falling asleep
333
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:17,398
in the middle of the campaign
for their gala centennial.
334
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,067
Larry, I've been moonlighting.
335
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,693
You have another job?
336
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:23,529
Yes, in charge of advertising
for the "Put A Traffic Signal
337
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,240
In Morning Glory Circle"
Committee.
338
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,825
My condolences.
339
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,827
What makes you think
I'll need them?
340
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,497
I once had a similar position.
341
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,040
We lived near
a busy intersection,
342
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,793
and Louise was very anxious
to get a traffic light
343
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,170
installed there.
Well, what happened?
344
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:42,006
Well, we have a traffic light
on our corner now.
345
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,091
How'd you do it?
346
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,593
We moved.
347
00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,024
Ah-ha! I caught you.
348
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,651
Who am I, Jesse James?
349
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,195
Those cookies
are for the rally.
350
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,530
I'll eat now
and go later.
351
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,407
No, you'll go with me now
to Mrs. Stephens'.
352
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:08,449
What for?
353
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,076
To return
the cookie cutters.
354
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,619
That's not
a man's job.
355
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,496
Okay.
Do I have your word
356
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,415
that you won't take any
while I'm gone?
357
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:16,833
It's yours.
358
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,836
Now, Abner, a man shouldn't
give his word lightly.
359
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,213
A man's word
should be his bond.
360
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,674
You got my bonds too.
361
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,602
Mrs. Stephens!
362
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,187
Oh, yes, Mrs. Kravitz?
363
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,981
Here are your
cookie cutters.
364
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,274
Thank you.
365
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:42,483
Won't you come in
for a minute?
366
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:46,571
Oh, no, uh, Abner,
my husband, Mr. Kravitz,
367
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,780
uh, he's waiting
for me.
368
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,115
Oh, fine.
Thank you again.
369
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,117
Oh, you're welcome.
See you at the rally.
370
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,660
Yes.
371
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,090
Oh!
372
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,425
Excuse me.
373
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,509
I'm Mrs. Stephens.
374
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,178
Can I do a--?
375
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,937
Abner!
376
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,982
All right, Mother,
what's all this about?
377
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,485
How did you know
I was behind this?
378
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:26,819
I'm psychic.
379
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:28,821
It's really
quite simple.
380
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,490
I happened to notice
this gentleman
381
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,200
doing a rather
exemplary job
382
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,620
of directing traffic
in Trafalgar Square,
383
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,164
so I thought
I'd surprise you with him.
384
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,041
Well, I don't want you
to think me ungrateful,
385
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,876
but what am I going to do
with him?
386
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:44,003
Put him in the middle
of the intersection,
387
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,671
of course.
388
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,423
He'd give a touch
of divine elegance
389
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:48,799
to a somewhat dreary
390
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,676
little community.
391
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,512
What happens when he's removed
392
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,597
from the state
of suspended animation?
393
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:58,226
Ha! Oh, it should be
glorious to behold.
394
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,144
Take him back, Mother.
395
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,979
Oh, Samantha!
396
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:04,190
In London, he's just
another pea in a pod.
397
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,191
But here...
398
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,193
he'd be the talk
of Morning Glory Circle.
399
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:10,071
So will I,
if you don't stop all this.
400
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,071
Oh, Samantha,
401
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:14,450
there must be some way
I can be of help.
402
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,702
I believe there is.
403
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,204
At the rally.
404
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,664
Oh.
405
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,582
All right, ducky,
406
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,627
back to
Trafalgar Square.
407
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,340
Now, what would
a London bobby be doing
408
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,424
at Mrs. Stephens'
house?
409
00:17:30,465 --> 00:17:31,467
That's what
I'd like to know.
410
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,886
Now, go ahead
and look, look!
411
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,686
Here, Gladys,
have a cookie.
412
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,105
You've been working
too hard.
413
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,484
And so, my friends,
I trust that you understand
414
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,820
why it's impossible
415
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,071
to approve your request
for a traffic signal.
416
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,366
Now, although
I must dash off
417
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,159
to a very important meeting,
418
00:17:57,159 --> 00:18:00,913
I'll stay long enough
to answer a few questions.
419
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,915
The young lady
in the second row.
420
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,584
Correct me if I'm wrong,
Mr. Mayor,
421
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:05,917
but didn't you say
422
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,587
that if there were enough
serious accidents
423
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,963
at that intersection,
424
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,132
that the city then would install
a traffic signal?
425
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:14,510
I thought I made myself clear.
426
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:15,761
I said...
427
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,180
that when
the accident experience
428
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,181
at any intersection
429
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,684
is such
that a signal is warranted,
430
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,103
a signal
will be installed.
431
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:27,315
Does someone have to get killed
before that happens?
432
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,566
My friends,
433
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,651
on my way here tonight,
434
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:34,071
I had to cross
the intersection in question.
435
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:38,701
Frankly, it lacked
sufficient vehicular volume
436
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:42,955
to justify the expenditure
of a traffic signal.
437
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,915
This gentleman has a question.
438
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,335
I have a statement, Your Honor.
439
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,880
Try to cross it
some weekday morning
440
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,340
when the men
from the missile plant
441
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,424
are driving to work.
442
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,301
You know what their motto is?
443
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,636
"Thou shall not pass!"
444
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,724
You elected me mayor
to do the right thing
445
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:04,310
for all the people,
didn't you?
446
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,561
Personally,
I supported your opponent.
447
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,151
I assure you, good citizen,
448
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:16,071
my opponent, and his rich wife,
had he been elected,
449
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,823
would have been guided
by the same rules
450
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,034
that I was forced
to apply today.
451
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,577
And now I really must go.
452
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,371
Thank you, and remember,
453
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,330
feel free to call on me
454
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:27,208
whenever I can be
of any help to you.
455
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:31,754
Well, honey,
I'm gonna go talk
456
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,005
to the counselor.
457
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,465
We'll meet you out
by the parking lot.
458
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,175
Fine, darling.
459
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,056
[Endora] Samantha.
460
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,057
Ooh!
461
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,601
The mayor
isn't going anyplace
462
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,436
for a while, Samantha.
463
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,604
Marvelous, Mother!
464
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,730
I'll take over
from here.
465
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,898
Have fun.
I will.
466
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:53,961
Pretty good turnout.
467
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:55,421
There's Samantha.
468
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,756
Are you coming
with me?
469
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:59,842
I-- I guess not.
See you later.
470
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,390
You need some help?
471
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,141
Yeah, but you don't look
472
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,226
like a mechanic
to me, lady.
473
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,520
Try that.
474
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:12,646
I already did.
475
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,023
Try it again.
476
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,733
Well, what good
would that do?
477
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,486
Try it again,
numskull.
478
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,660
Thank you
very much, miss.
479
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,619
Mrs. Stephens.
480
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,413
And this is my husband.
481
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:30,455
How do you do?
482
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,457
How do you do?
483
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,626
Your Honor,
could you give us a lift?
484
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,461
If I'm going
your way.
485
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:36,170
You are.
486
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,422
Well, good!
Hop in.
487
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:59,026
How long will
this traffic keep up?
488
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:01,570
Oh, sometimes
it lasts for hours.
489
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,489
Well, give them
the siren.
490
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:09,161
The siren's broken,
Your Honor.
491
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,247
Well, blow the horn!
492
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,554
You know what we need
on this corner?
493
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:27,596
What?
494
00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:30,057
A traffic light.
495
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,029
Mm! Good!
496
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,531
Can I be
of any help, Sam?
497
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:46,490
Yes.
498
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:47,825
Don't eat any more
hors d'oeuvres
499
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,827
till the company
arrives.
500
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,871
And get out
some ice.
501
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,622
Uh-uh-uh.
502
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:01,964
Mother!
503
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,299
Oh, isn't it adorable?
504
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,843
I just couldn't resist it.
505
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:16,854
Very well, Samantha,
506
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,356
but when I heard
you were giving a victory party,
507
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,816
I thought
it would be appropriate
508
00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:21,817
to bring it along
509
00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:25,070
as sort of a guest of honor,
you know?
510
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:26,530
Mm, I know,
but I don't think
511
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:29,282
the other guests
will understand.
512
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,869
I told you so!
513
00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:38,667
Ah, there's someone now.
Mother, please?
514
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:41,378
Oh, Samantha, you do have
an annoying way
515
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:44,798
of putting a damper
on my divertissements.
516
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,557
Oh, hi there, Mrs. Kravitz,
Mr. Kravitz.
517
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,392
Hello, Mrs. Stephens.
Good evening, Mrs. Stephens.
518
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:58,354
I see we're not
the first to arrive.
519
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,397
Look again.
520
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,031
Wh-what--?
That wasn't--
521
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:10,282
Did you see?
522
00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:11,867
Well, I saw a--
523
00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:14,203
But there was a traffic light
right there
524
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:17,039
and also there was
a woman sitting there.
525
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,792
Gladys, take
your medicine.
526
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:20,917
Gladly.
527
00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:24,588
Excuse me.
528
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:27,215
Again.
529
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:31,387
Again, Gladys.
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