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Well, hello there.

Where did you come from?

You hungry?

I don't think so.

Oh! Hello, Mrs. Kravitz.
Looking for your cat?

No, my bird.

Oh, my stars.

Well, you don't mean--

Well, I put Tweety
out for her sunbath,

and then I heard
this meowing,

and when I went out,
the cage was empty.

There she is.
Where?

There. Don't you see?

No, I don't see.
Where?

Oh! There you are,
Tweety.

Oh, I'm so glad
you're safe.

Oh, Tweety, don't you ever worry
your mommy like that again.

Oh, you saw Tweety
way up there on the roof.

You must have
wonderful eyes.

Thank you.
I'm glad Tweety's back.

Oh, so am I!

Oh, Tweety!

Tweety...

Hello!

Oh, hi, Wally.

How are you?

In trouble as usual, Samantha.

Has Darrin left yet?

No. No, he hasn't.

Just a second.
I'll call him.

Darrin--ooh.

It's for you--
Thank you.

Wally Ames.
He sounds upset.

I'll bet he does.

Hello, Wally.

What's that?

Rick Avery just called.

He's tired
of waiting around

for Pickering
to approve a girl

for the "Jewel of the East"
campaign.

He said to tell you
that he is on his way to Paris.

Okay, so he is
on his way to Paris.

When we find the right girl,
you'll photograph her.

Of course
you can do it, Wally.

You're every bit as good as
Avery any day of the week.

Yeah. The only trick
is to find a girl

that Pickering will approve.

He said to tell you--

Don't panic, Wally.

I'll be down as soon as I can.

Goodbye.

Here, darling,
drink this.

I'll fix the eggs.

Oh, never mind, honey.
I won't have time. Oh!

Could you believe it?
There isn't a girl in this city

that Pickering will approve
as the "Jewel of the East."

What's he looking for?

Someone exotic and Eastern for
the annual institutional layout.

We just haven't been able to
come up with the right face yet.

Well, don't worry. You'll
find her. I know you will.

It better be soon. We're
right down to the deadline.

I only need her
for one day.

I wish I could help you.
So do I,

but never mind.

I'll see you tonight.

Oh!

He's very upset, you know?

Say...

you're exotic-looking...

And you come from the East.

You may just be the right face.

Cat, how'd you like to be
a cover girl?

Hmm?

The "Jewel of the East."

The point is, Wally,

you've been doing
Avery's work for years.

He got the reputation,
you've got all the talent.

I wish I could believe that.

I wish you could too,
because it's the truth.

All you need is a chance.

Now, you're willing
to give Wally a shot

at photographing the Pickering
campaign, aren't you, Larry?

What makes you think there's
going to be a campaign?

All we need's
the right model.

How many have we
shown him? Twenty, 25.

All great-looking girls,

and he hasn't okayed
one, right? Right.

Suppose the impossible happened and the
right girl did walk in right this minute,

would we still have time
to make the next issue?

Sure.

If she walked in
right this minute.

Yes?

There's a young lady
to see you and Mr. Stephens.

Not now.

Mr. Tate, I think
you'd better see this one.

Okay, send her in.

Cheer up, Larry.
This might be the one.

Dreamer.

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

My name is Ling-Ling.

A friend suggested
I might serve your needs

as the girl for the
"Jewel of the East" campaign.

I haven't much experience,

but I'm very adaptable and...

and agile.

Would you be interested in me?

What's the trouble?

Cat got your tongue?

I don't know
about the others,

but I think
you'd be perfect.

She is perfect.

Sensational.

Gentlemen, I think
we're in business.

I think
you're right my boy.

Wally, I want you to take
a shot at Miss Ling-Ling.

A headshot, a real choker.
Yes, yes.

Meanwhile Larry, why don't you go over
and see Pickering, get him all steamed up.

I'll wait for the pictures
then dash over to meet you.

[Larry] Good thinking, Darrin.

If he doesn't go for this,

I don't think he deserves
to have a campaign.

As a matter of fact, Wally,

don't even wait
for Pickering's okay.

Just go ahead
and shoot the campaign

just like we planned it.

You mean I've got the
assignment?

Has he, Larry?

What's he waiting for?

What are you waiting for?

Yes, what are we waiting for?

Miss. Ling-Ling, would you sit
up here in this seat, please,

and just relax,
be comfortable?

That's it.

You can drop the coat
anywhere you want.

That's a beautiful necklace.

The lights might get
a little warm after a while.

I'm sorry
to have to rush you this way.

Oh, that's all right.

I'm used to moving swiftly...

When I have to.

You're, uh, you're tilting
your head too much.

Would you--?
Would you straighten it up

and look right
into the lens, please?

Oh, now you're--

Now you're looking
too much the other way.

Uh... Just watch the birdie.

Birdie?

That's it!
Hold it.

Hold it.

That's fine.

You can relax now.

Well, that's it,
and you were wonderful.

Thank you.

Would you like
cream in your coffee?

No coffee,
just cream, please.

You know...

I have a hunch

you're going to be
lucky for me. I'm lucky?

If Darrin and Mr. Tate
sell the Pickering people,

I think we've got
a great campaign started.

Started?

You must have taken 200 pictures
of me this afternoon.

Huh, almost.

And I must say
you were wonderful.

I've never seen such patience.

It's one of my virtues.

Well congratulations,
Miss Ling-Ling.

You're officially
the "Jewel of the East."

May I change now?

Of course.

Wally, it worked.

Pickering was crazy
about that picture you took.

Well if he liked that, wait till
he sees what we got this afternoon.

He'll go out of his mind.

That girl is just great.
I agree wholeheartedly.

So do I.

Now, this calls
for a celebration,

at my house.

Larry, why don't you call Louise
and have her meet us there at 7:00?

It's a date.

We'll drink
to the success

of the most promising
photographer in town.

Well, thanks to you, Darrin,

and that fabulous girl.
She's is so self-reliant, and...

so delicate and graceful.

Well, what do you know,

I think Wally
found himself a model

and new career
all in the same afternoon.

We'll see you at the house.
It's almost 6.

You'd better phone Samantha and let her
know you're bringing a crowd home to dinner.

It is awfully short notice.
Maybe I'd better bow out.

You'll do nothing of the kind.

You sure Samantha
can handle it?

Gentlemen,
my wife can handle anything.

But I'd better call her
just in case.

I told Abner

about your finding
Tweety this morning,

you remember?

Oh, yes, of course.

By the way,
have you seen that cat?

I sent her out
on an errand.

She should be back
any minute.

Oh... it wasn't important.

I'll bet Mr. Kravitz is glad
to get Tweety back too.

No, he wasn't.
He hates birds.

Say, are you going out
to dinner tonight?

No. No. I was just
going through the cookbook

to see if I could find
something different.

I just wondered.

Your kitchen is so uncluttered,
and it's after 6.

Oh well, it doesn't take long.

It's just the two of us.

Well, I'd better get back
to my own kitchen. Bye.

Hello!

Oh, hi, darling.

I've got a lot to tell you
and it's all good news.

I'm bringing, Wally, Larry,
and Louise home for dinner.

Is that the good news?

No, honey. It's about
the Pickering account.

I'll tell you all about it
when I get there.

How soon will that be?

I'm leaving right now.

Bye, sweetheart.

Oh, goodbye, sweetheart.

Cocktails and dinner
for all those people.

Ooh!

Oh, dear.

Darrin, please forgive me,

but I'm sure that you'd
consider this an emergency.

First...

the hors d'oeuvres.

Some of that cream soup
that Darrin is so crazy about.

Let's see...

Ah! Leg of lamb might be nice.

Maybe a green salad.

With some rolls

and an unpretentious
little wine.

Delicious.

Now...

I wonder what
would be good for dessert.

I just got back to explain
that remark I made about Abner.

He doesn't hate
all birds,

just mine.

You know what I think?
You know uh...

I think he's jealous

of the time
I spend with her.

Hmm... hmm!

Sardines, delicious.

Have another.

Look at all this food.
Where did it come from?

The market.

Yeah, but I mean,
a minute ago,

there was nothing here.

I'm a fast worker.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh.

I knew there was nothing here.

Yeah. Well, I wish
I was a fast worker.

Now... dessert.

Honey, I'm home.

Hi, sweetheart.
Hi, sweetheart.

Where are the others?

They're right behind me.

Is everything all right with
the food? Mm-hmm. Just fine.

Hi, Samantha.

I bet you're delighted to have us
turn up at the last minute like this.

I'm delighted
to see both of you any time.

Darrin, she's a gem.
An absolute gem.

If I pulled this on Louise,
she'd kick me out of the house.

And Samantha would
probably be foolish enough

to let you in.
Oh!

Where's Wally?

[Wally] Here I am.

I brought a friend.
I hope it's all right.

Of course it is.

Come on in. It's all right.

She...

she was a little timid
about imposing, Samantha,

but I told her
you wouldn't mind.

Relax, Ling-Ling,
you're among friends.

She does look
a little nervous, doesn't she?

Nervous as a cat.

Actually, we discovered
we have a lot in common.

Ling-Ling doesn't care
much for drinking.

She likes to hunt
and fish,

and at night, she--

Oh, thank you.

She is perfectly content to
just curl up around the fire.

Not only that, but she is really
curious about everything...

Hey, you forgot
Ling-Ling.

Well, I--I don't want
to spoil her dinner.

We'll be going in
in a minute.

Well, at least
offer her some.

You better hurry,
she's starving to death.

Here you are, Louise.

Thank you.

Ling-Ling, did Wally tell you
he was a tennis champat college?

I don't think
he mentioned it.

He used it to work his way
through the school.

Quite a racket,
if you'll excuse the pun.

Well, how about you telling us
your side of the story?

What do you feel
about this lovesick shutterbug?

I beg your pardon.

Wally, what do you think of him?

Oh, I like him.

He gave me
a pretty collar to wear

and took my picture.

A pretty collar?

The "Jewel of the East," and
she calls it a pretty collar.

I wish Pickering
could hear that.

There are spoons for those
of you who wish to use them.

However, if you prefer
to drink your soup

in the true
native manner,

as Ling-Ling is doing,

you will find it a delicious
way to savor the brew.

You sound like a guide.

Lap up your soup, darling,
before it gets cold.

I think those two
are getting serious.

Did you see the way he looked
at her all through dinner?

She's something
to look at, isn't she?

Yes, she
certainly is.

I think may be Ling-Ling and I
ought to have a little girl talk.

Ling-Ling?

You're angry because
I didn't come back.

Oh, you came back
all right.

Now I know it's
just as much my fault

as it is yours,

but I wanted
to help my husband.

I had no idea
it would go this far.

Well, it has and I like it.

But it's impossible.

Oh, is it?

Of course.

Wally is just
finding himself.

Now, you cannot let him
fall in love with you,

and you cannot lead him on,

promising things
you can never give him.

Why not?

Because sooner or later,

you're going to have to go back
to what you really are.

One of these days,

you're going to wake up
in a little tiny fur coat

you won't be able to take off,

then where will you be?

Oh, I know how you
feel about Wally now...

but basically you're very
independent, you'll get over it.

I don't feel one way
or the other about Wally,

but I do like things
the way they are.

I like to be pampered
and made a fuss over.

As long as he does that,
I'm going to stay with him.

Now Ling-Ling,
you listen to reason.

I'm not interested.

And you wouldn't be either if you spent
your life scrounging around alleys,

searching for scraps.

But all that's over with now.

From now on
it'll be martinis and sardines

all the way.

Ling-Ling.

I'm shocked.

Don't be, pet.

Where I come from,
it's one big rat race.

Hi there.

Am I interrupting anything?

Oh, no, darling.

We're just having
a little kit-kat--

A chitchat.

We're all finished now,
so if you'll excuse me.

She is all girl, isn't she?

Not exactly.

I know, there's something
different about her?

You can say that again.

What's the matter, honey?
Don't you like her?

It's not that, Darrin.

It's...

Well, she's just wrong for him.

Wally's crazy about her.

I might as well
get this over with.

Ling-Ling is wrong for any man.

What do you mean by that?

She's a cat.

[Darrin] Why?

Did she say something
about Louise?

Not that kind of a cat.

A cat-cat.

Honey, you're not making
any sense.

You're not listening.

Well, say what you mean.

I said it.

Ling-Ling is a cat.

A cat?

A cat?

Cat?

Oh, no.

No.

No, no. You--
you didn't take a cat

and turned it into a...

A Siamese cat.

You wanted something exotic
and Eastern for the campaign.

I thought I was doing you
a favor.

A favor?

You took a cat
and turned it into a girl.

Oh, I can't believe that.

Why can't I believe that?

I'm married to a witch and a witch
can do anything with anything,

so she just took a cat
and turned it into a girl,

and my friend, Wally, fell in love with
her. What's so hard to believe about that?

Darrin, please.

Can you change her back?

Not in front
of all those people.

What are we going to do?

You're Wally's friend.
You tell him.

You're right.

I'll have to tell him.

I'll go right out there
and tell him.

Tell him what?

Just try and discourage
his feeling for her.

I'll take care
of the rest later.

Darrin, have a heart.

Ling-Ling and I were
making plans for tomorrow.

Wally, this can't wait.
It's about her.

What about her?

Well, she...

she's no good.

What?

You heard me.

Well, why would you say
a thing like that?

Because she's--

She's just
not right for you.

Well, let me be
the judge of that,

besides you hardly
know her.

Believe me, I know more about
her than I can say right now.

I don't care
about her past.

She's told me
all about that.

I know she's been around,
but she's always managed

to land on her feet.

There's more to it
than that.

You just don't understand.
Look, Darrin,

I've always considered you
a friend of mine,

but you're out of line
on this. Way out of line.

Wally, I am your friend.

If you only knew how much of a
friend I'm trying to be, that...

Wally!

Oh! Ling-Ling,
we were just talking about you.

Um...

you will excuse us?

Ling-Ling,
you forgot your drink.

Oh, thank you.

What happened?

What could happen?

He still doesn't know
she's a cat,

but now he thinks
I'm a rat.

Don't you worry. I think everything
is going to be just fine.

I'll bet.

I put something
in her drink.

Catnip, I suppose.

Yes!

Sam, you didn't?

I did.

It'll relax her.

She just may tip her paw.

You look lovely
in the moonlight.

Mm...

Ling-Ling, I'm crazy about you.

Everybody else is trying to
interfere, but I won't listen.

I think you're the most
wonderful girl in the world.

You're so beautiful. You're
so graceful, so sweet.

Are you all right,
Ling-Ling?

Purr-fect.

Now, listen, there's
something very important

I want to tell you.

Don't drink any more.

I want you to hear
what I have to say.

Give it back.

What's the matter,
Ling-Ling?

I want it back.

Ling-Ling.

I want it back!

Sounds like the lovebirds
are having a little spat.

Oh, I hope not. They
were getting along so well.

Does a little nip
mean more to you than I do?

Ling-Ling,
I thought you cared for me.

You may need this.

Don't stray too far.

Louise, I think we'd better go.

Larry, wait.

It is getting late.

But Wally
is coming in.

Oh, my, Wally!

What happened?

Ling-Ling.
You were right, Darrin.

There must be
something wrong with her.

I think she's a...
Or something.

Wally, I'm sorry.

I don't know what came over her.

All I did was just
take her drink away from her,

and all of a sudden,
she arched her back

and hissed at me
and scratched me.

It was terrible.

Good heavens.

That's too bad, my boy,
but don't worry.

She probably had
a bit too much.

It happens
in the best of families.

She'll probably call
and apologize tomorrow.

Oh, I wouldn't be too sure
about that.

It's better that
you found out now than later.

Yeah, I guess so.

[Larry] Of course!

After all, you're going to
be a famous photographer.

Think of all the pretty girls
you'll be meeting.

Yeah.

It was just
disappointing, though.

We had a date tomorrow
to go bird watching.

What are you doing now?

Oh, it's for that cat that's
been hanging around, Abner.

I feel guilty
for what happened today.

What happened?

I accused her
of molesting Tweety.

She should get a medal.

I'm just going
to leave her

a saucer of milk
to apologize.

Here, puss, puss,
puss, puss, puss.

Here, puss, puss,
puss, puss, puss, puss, puss.

Well, it's here
when you're ready, puss.

It's been quite a day,
hasn't it?

Yes, but it turned out
all right.

Even for Ling-Ling.

Ling-Ling!

I forgot to change
her back.

Abner?
Yeah?

Abner, there's a woman
in a fur coat

lapping up the milk.

Is there?

Ling-Ling.

Abner, will you
please come look?

Abner, hurry!

Ling--

Good.

Here, Gladys.

I thought I'd be
prepared this time.