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Morning, sweetheart.
Hello.
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Just toast today.
I got another rough one.
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Things are really jumping
down at the office.
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Has the mail come yet?
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Well, I haven't--
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Yes, it's here.
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Mother?
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Did you say something, honey?
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No, no, sweetheart.
Just mumbling.
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Darrin!
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Hmm?
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My cousin Mario's
getting married!
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He's living in Egypt.
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It's going to be a big wedding.
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That's nice.
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His fiancée wants me
to be matron of honor!
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Matron of honor
at a wedding in Egypt?
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The weather in Cairo is
marvelous this time of year.
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I might have known.
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Samantha, Mario's fiancée
is simply beautiful,
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socially prominent,
one of us, of course.
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Wonderful. Well, you be sure
to give them our best,
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because Samantha
won't be there.
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That is ridiculous!
Of course she will!
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No, Mother.
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Darrin can't get away right now,
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and I'm not going
anywhere without him.
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You can't mean that.
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She certainly can and does.
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If she goes anywhere at all
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it will be with me,
the old-fashioned way.
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You really mean to set
yourself against me?
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Well, I prefer to call it
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exercising my prerogative
as a husband.
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I'll send a note of regret
this afternoon.
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That won't be necessary.
I'll take the message myself.
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Oh, yes.
Speaking of messages.
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I have one for you, young man.
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Yes?
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You're in trouble.
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Well, just fix it, huh?
Just fix it!
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All right.
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Hello?
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Well, tell him I'm sorry.
I just haven't had time.
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Morning, Darrin.
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Good morning, Larry.
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What time is Woolfe?
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Oh--
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Oh, for Pete's sake. Yes!
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You're darn tootin'
I objected, Carson!
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That girl looked like
Sophia Loren.
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She's supposed to be
16 years old. All right.
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Every advertising
executive in the country
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is trying to land
the Woolfe Bros.
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Department store account,
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and I'm supposed to get it
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with sketches that look like
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they came out of
a girlie magazine.
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Now, boy, relax.
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Uncle Larry has the answer
to all your problems.
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Another head.
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Very funny.
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But I was referring, as you
well know, to an assistant.
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Come on, Larry.
I've told you.
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I just don't have time
to train another man.
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Delegate authority, Darrin.
That's the secret.
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Look, do yourself a favor.
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There's a bright young boy
named Gideon Whitsett
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down in the
copywriting department.
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Give him a chance to help you.
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Okay, Larry, okay.
Send him up.
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Fine.
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Hoping to be
of further service--
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Come in.
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I remain, et cetera, et cetera.
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Mr. Stephens,
I'm Gideon Whitsett.
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I just wanted to tell you
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how much this opportunity
means to me.
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Well, we're glad
to have you aboard.
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That's very kind, sir.
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You can drop the "sir."
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I'm not that much
older than you.
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Oh, well, that's true, sir.
I mean, Mr. Stephens.
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It just seems that way because
you've already accomplished
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everything I've ever dreamed of.
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Uh-huh.
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We have a meeting
with Mr. Woolfe.
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I'm sorry I won't
be able to brief you,
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but just keep your eye on me,
and play it by ear.
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Sir, would it be
all right with you
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if I took a few notes
while you're talking?
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I've got an awful lot to learn,
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and you're the man
I want to learn it from.
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Oh, sure. Fine.
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Mr. Woolfe,
this is our Mr. Stephens.
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Oh, so you're
the bright young man
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I've been hearing
so much about.
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No, no, Mr. Woolfe.
This is our Mr. Stephens.
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Oh.
How do you do, sir?
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And this is Stephens'
assistant, Gideon Whitsett.
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Oh, ashtray, sir?
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Oh, thank you,
Whitsett.
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Harvard or Yale?
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I believe you've got me
spotted already, sir.
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I knew it.
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I know a Yale man when
I see one. Best of the breed.
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Brackity yax, co-ax, co-ax!
Brackity yax, co-ax, co-ax!
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Wahoo, wahoo!
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Team, team, team!
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Those were the golden days.
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[Larry] Yes, indeed.
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Mr. Woolfe, why don't you
sit over here?
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I'm sure you'll be
more comfortable.
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Thank you.
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As I was saying,
Mr. Woolfe,
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we feel that Stephens here--
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Who?
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Stephens. Missouri U.
Class of '50.
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Now, what I'd like
to emphasize in this campaign
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are three major areas--
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[Gideon] Sir, would you like
to take a few notes?
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Oh, thank you.
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The teenage ready-to-wear market
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and competing with
the discount companies
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in the appliance sales.
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Fine material.
I like your tailor.
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Worked for our family
for years.
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Oh, really?
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Appliance sales.
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And updating our approach
to home tailoring.
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Uh, home furnishing.
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You'll give me his name,
of course?
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Now, concentrating
on the first major market,
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I'd like to--
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I'd start with the--
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I seem to have
the hiccups.
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Darrin.
Oh, thanks, Larry.
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I would, uh, like to call
your attention to
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the young lady standing
in the foreground,
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young gentleman in the rear,
and the caption might read,
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"He'd like to hold your--"
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"He'd like to hold your--"
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They're bad.
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Uh, if you'll allow me.
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"He'd like to hold your hand
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"when you're wearing
your discotheque dress
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from Woolfe Bros."
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I don't know.
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Can't it be phrased in
good old-fashioned English?
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Oh, yes, sir,
I think it could.
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Oh, no, it couldn't!
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The teenagers of today
are very keen on--
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Why don't we just
call it a party dress?
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Now you're talking.
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No, he's not.
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Plain and simple.
That's what I like.
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You know, Tate, this boy's
got a lot on the ball.
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Well, thank you,
Mr. Woolfe.
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Well, Gideon, you
and Stephens make a fine team.
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Right, Darrin?
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It's been a great day.
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I'm certainly looking forward
to our cocktail meeting
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this evening with Mr. Woolfe.
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I bet.
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You know, Whitsett,
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I was looking over
your personnel file.
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You never went to Yale.
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Why, no, sir.
I never said I did.
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You gave every
impression you did.
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Oops.
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I-I forgot my briefcase.
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Why don't you go ahead,
and I'll meet you there.
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Your
elevator is temporarily stalled.
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Find the red button marked
"emergency" and press.
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Why today? Why?
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If the elevator does not
start immediately...
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This is the moment of truth.
I will not panic.
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Help!
Let me out of here!
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Let me out of here! Help!
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Find the red button
marked "emergency" and...
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Mr. Tate, this is
Gideon Whitsett.
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I think Mr. Stephens
has been held up somewhere.
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You mean he kept
Mr. Woolfe waiting?
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I'm afraid so, sir,
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but I stepped into the breach,
so to speak.
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I took the liberty
of covering for him.
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Good for you.
How did it go?
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Brilliantly,
if I may say so, sir.
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I feel quite confident
that Mr. Woolfe's
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going to sign with our agency.
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Providing, of course,
I give him the name of my tailor.
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Mr. Woolfe seems to think
the world of me, sir.
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I don't know why.
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I do. You're a very capable
young man. Valuable too.
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Well, thank you, Mr. Tate.
That means a great deal to me.
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Goodbye now, sir.
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Goodbye.
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Honey, I'm telling you,
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from the minute that guy
walked into the office,
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it's been one disaster
after another.
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Oh, I know, sweetheart.
It's like he jinxed me.
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I've never been stuck in
an elevator in my whole life.
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That's a terrible experience.
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Mother did that to me once--
Say that again.
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What?
Your mother...?
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Oh, no. Now, you can't
blame this on her.
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That happens accidentally
sometimes too.
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Yeah, I suppose it does.
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To normal people
with normal mothers-in-law.
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Dar--
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You're late.
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I ran out of gas.
Can you believe that?
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I know. But I filled
the tank yesterday.
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Oh, there you are.
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I apologize, gentlemen.
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I'm not usually late,
but things keep happening.
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Never mind, Darrin. Whitsett's
been showing the layouts.
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Layouts? But I left
the layouts at home.
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That's why I had to go back,
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and when I went,
I ran out of gas, and--
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It's all right, Darrin.
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Clever, very clever.
I like your ideas, boy.
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Of course, we'll have to make
a few little changes.
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[Whitsett] Anything you say, sir.
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Good afternoon, uh--
Stephens.
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I'd like to explain!
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Don't make waves.
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Waves?
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Why, that thieving,
no-good--
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Larry, I was up all night
coming up with this.
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This is my exact layout!
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Which you left at home.
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Which I left at home.
Therefore, he--
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Then how could it--?
How did he--?
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Black magic, maybe?
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Would you believe me
if I said yes?
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Darrin, you're tired.
You need a rest.
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You've been working too hard.
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I want you to take
the next few days off.
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And don't worry.
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Gideon has everything
under control.
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Yes. And so does Endora.
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Endora?
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Endora? Come out.
I wanna talk to you.
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Endora?
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I know you're
here somewhere.
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Whoo-hoo?
Endora?
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Darrin?
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Darrin, how come
you're home so early?
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Mother, dear.
Come out.
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Come out,
wherever you are.
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Darrin, she's not here.
Not now.
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Oh, yes, she is.
She's right here.
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She's going to make
good her threat.
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She's going to replace me
in my job.
256
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:50,460
Oh, Darrin, you're wrong.
257
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,920
She's had nothing to do
with all of this.
258
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,755
And it won't stop
with just him, either.
259
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:56,424
Before you know it, the
entire agency will be witches.
260
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,301
Then the building.
Then the street.
261
00:11:58,343 --> 00:11:59,594
Today, Madison Avenue.
262
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,261
Tomorrow, the world.
263
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,722
I know it looks suspicious,
264
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:05,266
but try to keep an open mind,
for your own sake.
265
00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:08,352
Ah!
Now, wait a minute.
266
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,854
Can you honestly assume
267
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,606
that just because a young man
comes into the office
268
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,316
who happens to be
clever and efficient--?
269
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:15,193
Efficient? He's a tarantula.
270
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,820
Well, I don't care if
he's the Marquis de Sade.
271
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,489
Just because you've
had some bad luck
272
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,866
does not necessarily
mean he is a witch.
273
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,160
Not witch,
Samantha, warlock.
274
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,828
A term with which you and your
relations should be familiar,
275
00:12:26,828 --> 00:12:29,249
like dear old cousin Mario.
276
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,295
Darrin, this is dangerous.
Do you know what's happening?
277
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,797
Funny.
278
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:38,299
Napoleon was asked the same
question just before Waterloo.
279
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,842
The way you're talking,
280
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,970
everything bad that happens
to you now is witchcraft, right?
281
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:45,640
You bet your sweet broomstick!
Just consider the evidence.
282
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,976
Sudden paralyzing inefficiency,
283
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:51,145
being stuck in elevators,
hiccup attacks,
284
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,772
running out of gas.
285
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,441
With evidence like that,
you should've been at Salem.
286
00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:57,568
Searching for straws,
am I?
287
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,945
Well then, how do you
explain the fact
288
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,863
that these layouts
right here on the table
289
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,824
young Whitsett had
at the office today?
290
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,659
Simple.
You discussed it with him.
291
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:05,994
It could never happen.
292
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,245
I only came up with
the idea last night.
293
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,622
I drew it and left it
here on the table.
294
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,833
And yet he had it
in the office today.
295
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,836
Now, how'd he do that? Huh?
How'd he do it, huh? How?
296
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,338
Darrin Stephens,
you stop yelling at me.
297
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,631
It's a simple case of--
298
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,218
Witchcraft?
299
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:42,405
Poor, poor Denton.
300
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,865
Uh, Darrin.
301
00:13:43,905 --> 00:13:47,327
For the first time,
I actually feel sorry for you.
302
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,703
So you were here.
303
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,705
As it happens,
I just got back.
304
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:54,250
Oh, it was
a beautiful wedding.
305
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,962
I suppose I got
overly sentimental.
306
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,589
I mean, Duncan--
Darrin.
307
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:05,219
Oh, yes. Derwin, you may be
second-rate, but you are family.
308
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,096
What are you talking about?
309
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,891
You are in trouble, aren't you?
310
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,225
Yes.
311
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:15,104
Well, the only way to break
a spell is with another spell.
312
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:17,398
Do you mean you're
going to give me something
313
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,276
so I can play on his side
of the court and win?
314
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:25,281
As I said before,
you are family.
315
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,158
Well, that's great!
316
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,744
Or is it?
317
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,372
How do I know
I can trust you?
318
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,332
Suit yourself.
319
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:38,044
But I'm the only game
in town, aren't I?
320
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,714
Darrin, I hope you know
what you're doing.
321
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,132
Frankly, I don't think
this is the time
322
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,342
to make this presentation.
323
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,927
Personally, Mr. Tate,
I was hoping
324
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,221
we'd spend a little more time
talking together
325
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,680
before we met Harrison's--
326
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,100
Mr. Woolfe's
board of directors.
327
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,018
After you, gentlemen.
328
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,566
Gentlemen, our slogan
for the all-important
329
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,528
home furnishing
division is...
330
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:05,405
"Live..."
331
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,578
"Live...
332
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:24,173
"Live with tomorrow today
333
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,676
The Woolfe Bros.
time plan way."
334
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,470
Now, our statistics show
that over...
335
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:32,974
Over--
336
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,811
Seems to be stuck.
337
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,063
Allow me.
338
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:47,530
That over 38%
of all home furnishing sales
339
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,740
are made on the
time payment plan.
340
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,826
Now, our recommendation
is that such a plan
341
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,703
be inaugurated
by Woolfe Bros.
342
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,497
And that that plan be called...
343
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:58,541
Easy way--
344
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,673
Gentlemen, if you'll
just bear with us,
345
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,384
we seem to be having
a few technical difficulties.
346
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,470
Are you all right?
347
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,516
You actually gave him
something to use?
348
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,726
You tricked him?
349
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,519
Yes, darling,
but it wasn't real magic.
350
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,481
I only did it to
give himself-confidence.
351
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:24,775
It was only baking soda,
ammonia and garlic salt.
352
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,778
In an atomizer. Huh?
353
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,493
Here you see the home
of tomorrow,
354
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,912
as furnished by Woolfe Bros.
355
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,622
Mr. Whitsett.
356
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,930
It's our recommendation
that this scale be built
357
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:57,767
and used as a mobile
promotional unit.
358
00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:00,853
Designed to arrest the attention
of potential purchasers,
359
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:06,025
to be shown at decorator's...
home shows, uh--
360
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:10,905
Say, that thing's
got a short.
361
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,450
Mr. Stephens,
it's on fire!
362
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,660
[Woolfe] Fire! Fire!
363
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,369
[Larry] Hold it!
Don't panic, men!
364
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,705
Mr. Stephens, do something!
365
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,123
You bet your life I will!
366
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,334
Something I should have done
a long time ago!
367
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,835
Take that! And that!
368
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,296
Everybody, look out!
Look out, Darrin.
369
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:28,673
And that!
370
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:42,186
How do you feel,
sweetheart?
371
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,230
Fine. Just great.
372
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:47,692
That's good.
Um, Darrin?
373
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,236
Where's your briefcase?
374
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,071
Down in the den. Why?
375
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,281
Larry phoned.
376
00:17:53,321 --> 00:17:56,701
Gideon's coming over to pick up
the Woolfe Bros. file.
377
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,160
That's it, huh?
378
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,621
Just turn in your stripes
and your Woolfe Bros. file
379
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,164
just like that, huh?
380
00:18:02,205 --> 00:18:03,541
Afraid so.
381
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,042
Well, who cares?
Go ahead, give it to him.
382
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,420
Maybe you can exchange
a few witch recipes
383
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,421
while you're at it, huh?
384
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,880
Oh, now.
385
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,342
Maybe.
386
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:14,510
Huh?
387
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,595
Oh, nothing, darling.
388
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,931
That'll be him.
I'll see you later.
389
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:31,902
Hello, Mrs. Stephens.
390
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,362
Mr. Whitsett, isn't it?
391
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:34,946
Yes, indeed it is.
392
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,241
I hope I haven't come
at an inconvenient time.
393
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,161
I just stopped by to pick up
the Woolfe Bros. material.
394
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:42,246
Yes. It's in the den.
Won't you come in?
395
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,914
Yeah.
396
00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:47,501
Oh, you have a very lovely
place here, Mrs. Stephens.
397
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:49,795
Happy home, happy marriage.
398
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,297
You can certainly tell
when two people
399
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,423
are suited to one another.
400
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,674
Thank you.
401
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:56,052
I'm terribly concerned
about Mr. Stephens.
402
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,346
Is he feeling better?
Not much, I'm afraid.
403
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,265
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
He's such a wonderful man.
404
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,808
He's my idol.
405
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,436
But I suppose he's already
told you how I feel about him.
406
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,480
Oh, yes, he has.
407
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,190
Well, Mrs. Stephens,
408
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,526
I'm really terribly
grateful to Mr. Stephens.
409
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:15,863
He's the one who gave me
my first really big opportunity.
410
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,157
You certainly took
advantage, didn't you?
411
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:21,160
Well, I just hope I can measure
up to the standards he's set.
412
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:24,914
Mr. Whitsett, how do you manage
to be so charming all day long?
413
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,624
It must be exhausting.
414
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:30,002
Oh, no, no, not at all.
I like to please people.
415
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:33,964
You know what they say.
Catch more flies with honey.
416
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,840
You're just too good
to be true.
417
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,969
Oh, I wouldn't say that.
I would!
418
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,013
I wish I had the power
to see you as you really are.
419
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:46,102
If wishes were horses,
beggars would ride.
420
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,270
You gotta step on people
to get where you're going.
421
00:19:48,311 --> 00:19:49,939
You gotta push and shove!
422
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,316
I guess so.
I know so!
423
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,696
I'm not afraid
to swing my machete
424
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,490
and lop off a few heads.
425
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,909
That's very courageous.
426
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,119
Most people probably don't know
how hard you work
427
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,830
to really get
what you want.
428
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,999
You think I'm underrated?
I'm sure of it.
429
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,042
Have you always been
like this?
430
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:14,046
When I was six years old,
I had 10 kids on paper routes,
431
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,465
and they turned all
the profits over to me.
432
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:17,758
Remarkable!
433
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,552
By the time I was
in college, I was so rich
434
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,470
I hired a flunky
to pass my exams for me
435
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:25,641
while I concentrated on some
of the more important things.
436
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,810
I was out there
promoting every second.
437
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,811
I'll bet you were.
438
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,148
Cigarette?
Oh, thank you.
439
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:38,154
Oh, go ahead. It's just
the two of us. Be yourself.
440
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,446
Hmm?
441
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,282
Light the cigarette our way.
442
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,660
"Our way?" I don't get you.
443
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,787
The table lighter doesn't work.
444
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,580
Oh, well, have you got a light?
445
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,790
Certainly!
446
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,209
Ooh! What is it
with you people and fire?
447
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,462
Oh, I am sorry,
but accidents will happen.
448
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:57,465
Now, you do all these
wonderful things yourself?
449
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,340
Oh, you said it, baby.
450
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,843
With no supernatural help?
451
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,220
Oh, no. No supernatural,
natural or otherwise.
452
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,681
It's kill or be killed.
It's a rough world, baby.
453
00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,433
You gotta be the firstest
with the mostest.
454
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:10,019
You know what I mean?
[Samantha] Play the angles.
455
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:13,689
The angles. Of which I'm happy
to say, you have none.
456
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,398
But you have.
457
00:21:15,398 --> 00:21:17,943
Like fixing the exhibit
so it would fall apart.
458
00:21:17,984 --> 00:21:19,403
You've been peeking.
459
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,821
And stalling elevators.
460
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,032
Oh, now, how would
I have done that?
461
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,451
Well, you couldn't,
could you?
462
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:29,079
Well, sometimes it works
and sometimes it doesn't.
463
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:33,042
Pushing all the buttons
with "hold" at the same time.
464
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:38,172
Oh, that's very clever!
465
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,549
I bet you could work magic.
466
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,842
You better believe it.
467
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,844
Otherwise, how would you
have had the same layout
468
00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:45,971
at the office that Darrin
left here at home?
469
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,390
I'm a winner, baby.
I keep telling you.
470
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:51,894
♪ Ba-da-loo, boop, boodle
Doodle, doodle-doo ♪
471
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,311
Doodling!
472
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:56,690
Darrin doodles all the time
while he talks on the phone.
473
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,275
He drew that layout
the day before
474
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,902
and didn't even know it,
did he!
475
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:03,489
Wars have been won from waste
paper baskets, baby.
476
00:22:06,282 --> 00:22:07,159
Stephens!
477
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,537
A slip of the lip
can sink a ship.
478
00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:18,128
You know, I don't
believe he is a witch.
479
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,298
You know, I believe
you're right.
480
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,096
Darrin, these sketches
are brilliant.
481
00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:29,640
Thanks, Larry.
I hope Mr. Woolfe agrees.
482
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,935
Well, yes.
Then again, no.
483
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,186
Say, where's young Whitsett?
He knows what I want.
484
00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:38,315
Young Whitsett is back
sharpening pencils.
485
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,525
Oh, incidentally,
486
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:42,444
his approach to what you say
you want is dead wrong.
487
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,990
And suppose I want things
done my way?
488
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,992
Then you'd better go
to another agency.
489
00:22:48,032 --> 00:22:49,660
Of course you told the
last one what you wanted
490
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:53,955
and your sales dropped,
um, 23 percent, I believe.
491
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:55,583
Twenty four. So?
492
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:58,127
So if you want a well-planned,
professional campaign,
493
00:22:58,167 --> 00:23:00,421
stressing the approach
that you need,
494
00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:02,256
then start listening
to what you're paying for
495
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:06,385
and stop telling the doctor
how to practice.
496
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:10,931
Okay. I never argue
with figures.
497
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:13,517
Talk, Missouri U. Talk.
498
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:20,983
All it took was
a little self-confidence.
499
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:23,652
To you.
500
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:24,987
You beautiful witch.
501
00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:27,489
Thank you, sweetheart.
Oh, more brandy?
502
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,575
Mmm. No, thanks.
503
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:33,037
Just plain old-fashioned
insecurity and I nearly flipped.
504
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:35,623
Can you believe that?
Happens all the time.
505
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,625
Well, he saw it,
and he used it.
506
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,792
No witchcraft,
no black magic.
507
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:43,464
Just an unscrupulous kid
and me working against myself.
508
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:46,592
Mother's often said that mortals
are their own worst enemies.
509
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,761
You just said the one word
I don't like to hear.
510
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:51,472
Enemies?
Mother.
511
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:54,350
Now, darling,
try to forgive her.
512
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:57,394
She only gave you
what you asked for.
513
00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:02,650
Besides, I'm afraid I said some
pretty nasty things to her.
514
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:05,194
You did?
Mmm. This morning.
515
00:24:05,234 --> 00:24:07,780
She was so upset she vowed
she'd never come back.
516
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,281
Really?
517
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:10,699
You mean we're finally
rid of your--
518
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:13,661
We're finally rid of your--
519
00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:17,539
Oh, dear.
520
00:24:17,580 --> 00:24:19,667
Do you think she really
meant that--
521
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:22,169
Well, I was positive that...
522
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,921
That...
523
00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:27,840
[Endora] Gesundheit.
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